#so i have to skip around

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

come get yer Laughin'stock! get it hot off the press! free Laughin'stock right here!

#biting and ripping and tearing and maiming and wailing and sobbing and flopping around like a dying fish #Thank You to this round of requesters! banger ideas the lot of you! #this lil 'excersize' made my night a lot better <3 #all of these were so much fun to do #the tango one and the winter one especially! #if you dont see yours here have Patience! #im not done! #scribble salad #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #ive actually thought soooo much about them getting married and how they'd go about it #and each time i come to the same conclusion #on the day of. like ten minutes before theyre supposed to walk down the aisle #howdy bursts into wherever barnaby is waiting and is like 'this is a hassle - lets skip this show' #and barnaby is all I Thought You'd Never Ask <3 #so they straight up run away from their own wedding. hand in hand and laughing like idiots #exchanging rings in the woods and sneaking things from the bodega for a picnic #in a more modern setting i imagine theyd just sign marriage paperwork at a courthouse #and then go to the nearest high-rated cheap diner #hard cut to everyone at the venue like 'where the fuck are they???' #finally frank notices that the ring pillow wally is holding is devoid of rings. where did they go. shrug #actually in a modern setting i think theyd skip the actual wedding altogether #too much money + too much effort #the store closes for a few days and then they show up on monday with rings nbd

[fuumiku]

It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where they’re coworkers at a maid cafe. She’s a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what it’s like having a personal life and personal issues. He’s actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesn’t show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because he’s undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.

Senshi’s the part time cook you only see slivers off, he’s kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts he’s in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows she’s distracting him from work too. That’s it that’s the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3

This was not meant to be birthday gift but well…… Happy bday Chil!!!

Read from left to right

#Dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #Chilchuck tims #marcille donato #spoilers #dunmeshi au #Maid cafe au #Marchil #Workwife marchil save me. Kabuholm in the background bc i said so lmao #i think people forget marci n chil are coworker worsties first and foremost. Ppl should capitalize on it more #The orange hair swag that makes him look like a marketable idol more #You can tell idk how to draw maid outfits. I hate those hats sm I will miku miku beam them out of existence #Marcille does change her hairstyle everyday btw #they don’t get back together btw she goes you haven’t talked to me in 4 years and he immediately goes YOU haven’t talked to ME in 4– #i mean ehem i’m sorry haha… while Marcille is like 4 years?! 4 years… #Mei only did it bc Fler has been getting jittery again kept sighing #I wanted to draw Chil with a car key at his belt but it wasn’t meant to be #idk if marchil ever gets together in this one it’s an eternal summer coworker with tension situationship au #romance is when you slowly deteriorate his work ethics so he starts skipping on his worktime to spend it at the front messing around w you #once he’s blessedly in the office and he hears this huge crash and the Marci just goes ‘…… Chiiiiiil?’ cue sigh and having to repair #the coffee machine. So many lil comics i couldn’t indulge myself to draw save me #shoutout to the time as a cashier in training at a convenience store I was left by my coworker who was supposed to wash the greasy chicken #oven but didn’t so I had to clean it for the first time myself while I was alone in the store and was also supposed to man the front #Shoutout to my convenience store’s accountant helping us with cashier duties often when there was less job to do ty ty #Understaffed struggles are so real #People also call Chil a manager because the boss is most often away so he just does everything #There’s no union but maybe one day he’ll get to overthrow the boss idk #The pay IS good at least #Modern au

[gotchibam]

My pokemon ko-fi doodles are open once again! ✨

Price has been updated to $15 since I really do spend a bit of time on each request even tho I call them "doodles" (it's a bit misleading I knooow but I don't feel like changing what they're called now >_<). I'll keep the slots open until I reach my ko-fi goal for the month!

Requests can be made here! → https://ko-fi.com/gotchibam/commissions

You can view the queue / backlog of requests here: → https://trello.com/b/ty1kyZec/gotchibam-pokemon-ko-fi-doodles

Thank you so much!!! 💕

#kofi #ko-fi #kofi doodles #pokemon #hello hello #opened slots again since i've already skipped the last 2 weeks for accepting requests #and my budget's running low so ;_; #I actually still have a couple left of reqs to do from last month + doodle rewards from the patreon art raffle #sooo turn around time may be longer! #also you can view my backlog now so you don't have to worry if I missed your request :)

[ibeewashere]

I genuinely cannot describe how deeply DEVASTATED I am about riz being the only one who can take stress tokens for the others. Yes fig is a protector and will fight endlessly for her friends and I love that about her but there is something about the way riz loves his friends. It’s a more subtle kind of love, but just as relentless and passionate and he will take any burden for the people he cares about and bear the weight of it on his shoulders so they don’t have to deal with it without any hesitation. I am ILL.

#the way that murph immediately volunteered to take a stress token for Kristen without skipping a beat #AND THEN HE TOOK A FUCKING SECOND ONE WHEN THEY STILL ROLLED BAD #something something you will dig until your own hands are bleeding something something #god that quote still haunts me I will never stop thinking about it I swear to god #he works so hard #and he doesn’t ever ask for any recognition or anything in return because just helping is enough #making sure the people he loves are okay is enough for him #this stupid little goblin man makes me want to throw up /pos #he just cares so deeply for everyone around him #i love him so dearly #my silly little fella #dimension 20 #fantasy high #d20 #riz gukgak #fantasy high junior year #OH AND DONT FUCKING THINK FOR A SECOND THAT IM NOT GONNA TALKING ABOUT GORGUG MOTHERFUCKING THISTLESPRING. BECAUSE THIS BITCH /aff #he’s going to have so many stress tokens by the end of this it’s so unfunny and it is making me unwell #I just. I just want them all to be okay and happy and not stressed and GODS they all need a fucking hug #they’re all traumatized and stressed and stupid and silly and I love them all so so much #eats them #puts them in a blender #throws them into a washing machine and watches them spin around #sobs violently #I’m so ill about them #sorry for the rant #i will be back #and I will talk more I’m not actually sorry that’s mb #the tags are like a whole ass paragraph of text but that’s okay #i just think they're neat

[firbolgfriend]

Im just yapping but there is this fic on fimficton called Discord of Tomorrow that’s about s2 evil discord traveling forward in time right before he can be turned to stone to switch places with the version of himself (reformed discord) that exists when the elements of harmony are gone, so reformed discord gets stuck in the past and has had to snap away and hide the elements of harmony from the mane 6 so he can focus on trying to get back to the future without getting turned to stone, all while dealing with the moral dilemma of him realizing how easy it was to take the elements and how easy it would be to seriously just take Equestria over again vs being worried about what evil discord is currently doing to his friends in present time. It’s only like three chapters but I think the plot is so funny and the author didn’t even get to the part where evil discord is in the future and the mane 6 is trying to figure out wtf his problem is, thinking he has amnesia or something. I want to make a comic expanding on it so bad I’m like seriously obsessed with it I can’t stop thinking about it

#jabber #there is zero info on where to find the writer the fic is like 8 years old #I wish I could find the author so bad #drawing mlp Is like so easy that I’m getting comic hungry #the idea of past discord being like god past me was so stupid I could have permanently his the elements and #skipped that whole song and dance with the riddle and the labyrinth #. he like hides out in fluttershys cottage while the mane 6 are at twilights freaking out about how evil discord #got away and reformed discord snapping the elements off their necks #and he is messing around and wearing the elements around his torso going on about how easy it is to take them #I want to draw that specifically #then later flutter shy shows up at her cottage and is freaked to find him there but tries to fake nice with him to get him to stay so #the mane 6 have time to arrive but discord has to come to his senses and realize she’s not being sincere and feels bad so he leaves #ughhh #and then the fic was never updated again #I’m so close to taking the torch I can’t stop thinking about this #discord of tomorrow

[front-facing-pokemon]

#galarian rapidash #i dunno. this one's very Horse. i always wanna leave my galarian ponyta as a baby forever because i think the magic psychic pony is cute #although i do like the whole. this being in bede's team going from being a psychic trainer to a fairy trainer. he gets to keep this around #and hatterene but we don't. talk. about that #oh also some more snootiferous angles under the cut. all the same angles on this one as on ponyta #i talk a lot about seeing regional forms first and the game not really telling you they're regional forms #and so if it's your first time seeing a pokémon you could conceivably believe that's the normal form of the pokémon #which happened to me with galarian darumaka #but i think this is one pokémon i'd Like that to happen with. because it's much cuter than kantonian ponyta #well this is rapidash. they're about the same. i think i like kantonian rapidash more‚ but galarian ponyta more #although i think it's probably impossible for this pokémon specifically? or any kantonian pokémon #just because they're motherfucking kanto and they're everywhere #you could NEVER mistake one of the original 151 #as much as i would like to. resident kanto hater #I MEAN. kanto has a lot of 'mons that i LIKE but it's also KANTO and it's so overDONE #UGH. but i guess having skipped gen 5 as a kid it makes sense i'd see galarian darumaka and stunfisk and see nothing wrong with it #which. by the way. galarian stunfisk is next. stay tuned for the bear trap

[cascigarette]

there's something just sooooo like. bananas about Sam getting visions of burning bushes and his dead father and flashbacks of the Cage believing that it's because he's praying to God and God is telling him that he needs to go back to the Cage and there's soooo many implications in that alone and then. AND THEN. he goes back to Lucifer and Lucifer tells him that it was him all along. Lucifer reaching out from the Cage to bring Sam back in.

like - whatever you do, you will always end up... here

#😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 im skipping around s11 rn and just there's so many just like OUGH moments #sam and lucifer #sam winchester #spn #spn s11 #mine #i have an edit in the works about this but i cant do it tonight i have work in the morning 😔 #maybe i will quit my job 👍 #my meta

[befuddled-calico-whump]

Test Track AU (T$$ AU Masterlist)

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#lil bit of a timeskip!! #for narrative purposes because i have a LOT of very fun prompts so I'll skip around a bit story-wise and come back to others later :) #t$$ test track au #t$$ sahota #defiant whumpee #hes coming out of his cage #...or at least he tried to #whump art #blood #broken glass #whump comic #angst #text just gets bigger as it goes down skdnkdke #ive been waiting for this for a week or two now :D

[cappiecarp]

hello everynyan here is a piece that has no significance whatsoever because flower crowns mean nothing in skip to loafer yep yep yep ummmm yeah! anyways if you'll excuse me im going to go explode now!

#skip and loafer #skip and loafer fans... #skip to loafer #iwakura mitsumi #mitsumi iwakura #nao chan #skip and loafer mitsumi #skip and loafer nao #nao skip and loafer #im so normal #i hope i explode #chapter 29 made me violently sob and have to walk laps around my room #this manga has damaged me in ways doctors cannot describe #my therapist will be hearing about this #i love supportive families sm im going to explode #flower crown

[fisheito]

i told myself that yakuei only had one position then i proved myself (sorta) wrong

my fave face here:

#technically... if they were boinking in outer space... a lot of these would be the same position #makes a rotate-y gesture with my fingers #what is yakumo's kabedon if not a vertical missionary #so i've half proven myself right AND wrong! i'm net neutral in outer space broskis!!!!! #zizz-asdf if ur reading these tags i'll have u know that u inspired me to Do the Research1 #like. 5 garu riding eiden? no. it can't be. does yaku do one specific thing with eiden 5 times? *tries to write it down* #i can't quite... what's the word for that position...uhhhh #ah forget it i'll just draw it out #<- that was the process of creating this. collage? 😆 #THE MATRIX OF YAKUEI BOINKINg POSITIONS (under construction) #when u about to be semi-normal and make a spreadsheet but ur sexcabulary is stunted so you resort to visuals instead #legit opening up every intimacy room and skipping thru sections to get as complete a picture as possible #wondering... where are yaku's feet planted in this one. (skips to 8minute mark) #ah! there they are. theyre not supporting his weight in this one *draws it* #while drawing crimson phantom room 2 my brow was furrowed and i was mentally narrating #[and this one i affectionately call.. rectal exam - professional misconduct Grounds for Termination)] #surprised they str8 up havent done classicdoggstyle yet. is it because he's a snake? garu should teach him #also surprised that there's been no Light SSR for yaku yet. come on!! Light mode on the double! #uhhh i think the only repeated positions were freestanding (choco liqueur r2 and dark nova r2) #and standing AGAINST! THE! WALL! (choco liqueur r5 {interior} and shadow lineage r5 {cave}) #wait. *throws papers around* i swear they did missionary more than once. was it only ocean breeze??? #i know with the intimacy rooms they gotta modify the positions into certain angles to make it...look...better #but seriously? only one missionary out of the lot of them? despite the aesthetic tweaks??? how can that ........ #*tosses more papers around with increasing befuddlement* WHERE IS MY PURE 100% VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM #sighs as all the papers lie scattered on the ground #dude... i don't know anymore..... this is beyond my scope #now that i see how evenly spread out the positions are... #i BET the devs have SOME SORTA CHART tracking yaku's positions. now THAT'S a funky office corkboard! #yakuei #nu carnival eiden

[comfortless]

I come to ur blog at the end of a long day like a lumberjack resting by the fireplace, the vibes here are so warm and cozy and nasty sometimes I have not forgotten about the König using ur toothbrush without asking thing which no one mentions for some reason

it’s like… have you seen those videos of people stumbling across cozy looking homes in the middle of the woods? totally abandoned but filled to the brim with cute letters and soft things. that’s this blog except inside we’re all dancing in a circle around this toothbrush stealing behemoth. ^^ flowers in our hair and a weapon in his hand!

in his mind.. well you kiss him, feed him with your utensils… how is sharing a toothbrush nasty? (i’m rubbing my hands together like a little fiend wondering how i can make him worse.) how often do we think he cleans his bedsheets, everyone? does he even bother to floss? actually wash his feet or is he one of those guys that’s like stepping into the shower is enough? he growls too much to not be leashed or kenneled… maybe we should all take the garden hose to him one day like a smelly stray….

#outing myself as having an affinity for big gross men sorry everyone everywhere #he is so cute and terrible i need to stuff him into a crate and drag it around with me forever #lalala skipping from town to town collecting fellow Kö enjoyers to weave stories and songs with for all time or something like that

[significant-ace-nnoyance]

headcanon that after bloodbending in tartarus percy is more sensitive to feeling the water in blood meaning that he can sometimes feel annabeth’s pulse quicken when she looks at him or when he tucks her hair behind her ear or says something sweet

#can you tell i’m mentally ill about them #based on that one kanej scene #where nina says kaz catches his breath every time he sees inej like it’s the first time #(kaz autocorrected to jazz i just want to share that) #also i feel like percy wouldn’t say anything about it he’d just privately smile to himself each time #OR annabeth would be starting to have an anxiety attack someday and he’d realize before she said anything and help calm her down #and afterwards she’d be like wait how did you know my heart was beating too fast #and he’d be like uhhhhh soooo 🙃and tell her all embarrassed and bashful like #and she’d find that’s so sweet like tell me you don’t want to jump off a bridge thinking of annabeth finding out abt that #and that her heart still skips a beat around percy after all these years #i feel physically ill typing this #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo <3 #percy series #percy jackson and the olympians

[pipskippy]

tra la la making marker illustrations of my ocs as if it were like a comic cover or smth…

#oh btw i’m not planning to actually make this comic anytime soon i just was imagining it and realized i could do it anyway :^) #my art #my ocs #BEAST tag #img desc in alt text #nina is sooo special to me shoutout to girls who look so creepy and off putting for no reason because actually they are just a little silly #and maybe a bit scheming. like yes she controls this huge bear-shaped weapon that was made specifically to harm others but actually that’s #just her best friend who happens to have sharp claws and the ability to incapacitate most anyone using noise beam. in practice they are #laughing and skipping around you have to trust me on this

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

#death note #death note fanart #misa amane #rem #remisa #my art #not kinktober for once #i just wanted to doodle lesbains #bc i’ve been feeling bad. and what makes that better? lesbians #i love remisa #i need to draw them more tbh #rem is fun to draw #love her long arms #and her face #she’s v pretty but i had to simplify her for the doodle #i will do a more detailed drawing of her one day #in other news i’ve made the executive decision to skip class tomorrow bc they’re doing nothing new and i’m tired #i have so much to do :( #at one point i had all of my shit together but now i’m a hot mess. what went wrong #getting back around to the ‘should i drop out of school’ phase. it comes back every once in a while #but i’m almost there. i just need to make it another year/year and a half #but then i’ll need a masters. ugh #i don’t really want to keep going but i also don’t want a shitty job though tbh i don’t want any job. i just want to sit in gardens and dra #but no. i must suffer for eternity

[socialbunny]

But I'm only half as wrong as you

#ts2 #darleen dreamer #skip broke #💙 #skipleen #im so shy guys im so shy (runs very shyly around in circles and makes tread marks on ur dash) #IDK IFTHE LIGHTING LOOKS DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT BETWEEN SCENES ive looked at ths for way too long #but if it is...........................i sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder 🙄 #song has nothing to do with this post and i could really use it on a better post but I DIGRESS. i can do whatever i want ykyk #love that i made this completely antithetical to the fic im writing. fucking with the door open the blinds fucking open. #absolutely shameless 🙄 #darleen when she loses her job for having sex in her classroom:

[spinjitsuburst]

good. morning.

#i'm buzzing with adrenaline i need to finish this fic before i go insane #what the fuck what the FUCK #i can't believe chapter six contained everything from jay getting the rib bone to..... #um #that #how the fuck did all that fit in one chapter #I WAS SKIPPING AROUND TOO CUZ I DIDNT WANNA READ THE DETAILED PARTS OF THINGS #WHAT THE FUCK!! #IT WAS SO MUCH #im in shambles I WANT JAY TO GET RESCUED SO BADLY NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I BEEN SO DESPERATE TO GET TO THE COMFORT ASPECT OF A WHUMP FIC #NOT EVEN WITH WYTYAA NOT EVEN WITH RIGHTS OF A NINDROID NOT EVEN WITH LFLS FROM ROTTMNT hi glitch youre probably not gonna see this I'M SO #HOOOOOO #lies down on the floor #im a wreck yall #on the bright side i was worried nadakhan would show up in my dreams given how late i was reading and was not thrilled about that but inste #d i dreamed that i worked at walmart???? #so thats something #im a mess guys im such a mess help #spinjitsu screams #spinjitsu reads