#snz headcanons

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Ha//zbin Ho//tel Snz Headcanons

putting this out there so people will send in their own headcanons! i can even write a fic based on these hcs if that’s something you guys would want :) hope you enjoy!

Lucifer:

definitely getting itchy multiples for this guy. full sneezes, not kitten-like at all, but he has these fits that make him feel like he needs to sit down for a while afterwards

mild pollen allergy, but that’s enough to leave him sneezy for a while

can and will insist that he’s fine until it’s glaringly obvious that he’s not, in fact, fine. even then, he’ll still try to deny it

not too loud, not too messy, somewhere in the middle. it’s the length of his fits that sets him apart from anyone else on this list.

sneezes like 3 times on average, but it can be more or less depending on how itchy his nose is

Alastor:

only a few sneezes at a smile, but even sneezing once is unusual for him. it’s very unusual for alastor to lose any kind of control so sneezing is completely out of the ordinary for him

still, he’s not infallible. even one of the overlords of hell has a few allergies here and there, mostly to animals

if he’s every sick, you simply will not see him. he will be gone, off somewhere in some faraway land. unless he’s caught off-guard with how sick he actually is

somewhat loud and he can’t stifle to save his life. you’ll definitely be able to tell if he’s caught a cold (which is part of the reason why you’ll never see him if he’s sick)

sneezes in singles or doubles

Angel Dust:

super dramatic and always milks it if he has a light cold. anything worse than that and he gets oddly silent, afraid to show any true vulnerability

not allergic to much, but all of that uhhh snow takes a toll on someone’s nose. random sneezing fits that he’s had to get used to over the years

if he’s actually sick, like worse-than-a-cold sick, he gets really bad anxiety, worried that someone would take advantage of his situation

the closest to kitten sneezes you’ll get on this list, but still not quite there. they’re a little more loud, but they tend to come out in quick fits

sneezes in 3-4 or more at a time, but in quick succession

Husk:

loudest on this list (congratulations) but not quite a dad sneeze. it’s like a loud release of air, if that makes sense, and it’s over as soon as it happened.

allergic to strong scents and fragrances, which can be annoying in its own way

getting sick makes him extremely grumpy and he can and will bite your head off if you try to point out the fact that he’s sick (which isn’t exactly a secret, he tends to lose composure fairly easily when he’s sick)

definitely the kind to have bigger buildups before he sneezes

sneezes in singles, with the occasional double if something’s really irritating him

Vox (because i said so):

i don’t know if anyone’s said it already but he probably reacts more to electrical fluctuations than anything in the air (since he probably can’t sneeze in the traditional sense)

glitches instead of sneezing, with completely unpredictable outcomes. if the electricity in an area is constantly fluctuating or extremely high, that will trigger what is essentially a fit

he gets viruses the way anyone else does! and it can cause the same results as above

he still makes a sneezing sound as he glitches (because i said so) but it can sound closer to a stifle than an actual sneeze

sneezes at random, could be 1 sneeze could be 5, who knows?

#snz #snzblr #snzario #snz headcanons

[secret-explosion]

Random Alastor Snz Head Cannons That Won't Leave Me Alone

Alastor hates sneezing. Hates it to the point that he will fight it off for as long as possible, (while keeping up appearances, of course) trying his damndest to hold it in and seem like there is nothing stirring underneath the surface. Alastor would definitely try to fight a sneeze with all of his sheer willpower before his body eventually gives him no choice

While in the company of others, he will hold back as long as possible, but usually find an excuse to leave just in time to sneeze far away from prying eyes

If done successfully, this will appear as if he is simply disinterested in a conversation or lost in thought when the deer will abruptly interject that he has some other business to attend to before being swiftly spirited away by his shadows. All conveniently fast enough to avoid any questions or delays. However, there have been times that the man has misjudged how long he could keep the mask up.

I think underneath the slightly heavier radio static overlay, Alastor would have an airy sneeze that will usually lead to a fitty string of unsatisfying sneezes. I kinda thought he would have a dad sneeze for a while, but I just think it would be kinda funny that this obnoxiously expressive and noisy character has the tiniest wisp of a sneeze; and the possibility that this juxtaposition is a minor insecurity of his in and of itself.

If someone were to witness this rare occurrence, they would realize what causes the seemingly random radio wave disturbances across a few miles radius. They would also notice his antlers grew and warped a bit from the loss of control

The few times his body betrayed him in front of the other denizens of hell during his early years of the afterlife, it ended with first some light chuckles at his expense and then with a few new voices on his radio show

So when the Radio Demon himself unexpectedly gives the closest approximation to a kitten sneeze possible in front of all the hotel's residents, he damn near implodes. However, he didn't have much time to dwell on that as there were a couple more fast approaching

Hope you guys like them! Feel free to use them in your fanfics or art because Lord knows I cannot write to save my life XD

#haz/bin #snzblr #snz #snz blog #al/as/tor #al/astor #snz headcanons #snz kink #snz fic ideas #ha//zb//in ho//tel #ha/zb/in ho/tel

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Alastor Headcanons

So here are a few of my hc for our deer man. Aside from the more popular ones, like dust allergy/static snz, hides when sick, etc:

When he gets really sick, his powers malfunction and causes his shadows to drip and stick to things. His features also start to get a little more demonic, and his eyes get darker the sicker he gets.

I've been really vibing this headcanon that Al was disabled when he was alive. I'm thinking Ehlers-Danlos syndrome. The hypermobility, popping/cracking joints fit with his body movements as a demon so well. And having chronic pain/fatigue to the point of needing a cane occasionally. Keeping that kinda 'just in case' comfort in the afterlife. It'd also fit with his touch aversion, because EDS can make the skin hyper sensitive and easily bruised. 🥺

When he was alive, he did NOT handle cold temperatures well. He actually LIKES hell being hot because that boy could catch a cold from a brisk wind. He also gets very dry sinuses easily, since he's from a humid environment. (we don't handle dry air well AT ALL)

He's a good cook and knows great recipes for when people are sick. He has a comfort soup for different illnesses ("I eat this for flu" "This one's for strep")

Being chronically ill when alive has made him a pretty knowledgeable caretaker. But he's not great at the emotional part of it. He knows what people need physically, but he's very blunt about it. So, he'll give you a blanket but won't tuck you in. He'll take your temperature, but won't tell you whether you're fine or not. He'll just do what needs to be done after that.

#headcanons #headcanon #haz/bin #al/astor #snz #snz headcanons #hcs #zen fanfic #and before I get the 'but he was a ser!al k!ller!' -being disabled doesn't stop you from doing things. We don't know canonically how he kil #and EDS people do physical things still ^_^ #love my deer boi #he's gonna be caretaking in my next fic so you'll see the cooking thing lmao #am i projecting a little with this? maybe idc tho

[kaijusnz]

Venti

Cat allergy obviously

Sneezes that sound way messier and more wet than they actually are

Tries really hard to hold back

Leads to a lot of teasing sneezes

Doesn't want to be a bother

Apologetic sneezer

Always stifles (things get windy otherwise)

Great at hands free stifles but if an allergy attack just keeps going on he'll pinch his nose

At some point just can't see anything cause his eyes are watering too much

Elbow sneezer, but he more just sneezes into his arm than into his elbow

Cecilia allergy too

Mild pollen allergy

Will go to traveller's teapot to sneeze freely without worrying about the wind

Not SUPER loud but really intense sounding like they're trying to rip out of his nose

7/10 volume, 7/10 pitch, 5/10 wetness

Not super high pitched just a little higher than his speaking voice is

Kind of messy but not excessively

Really only sneezes from allergies so he always sneezes in like 30s or more

Will be out of breath halfway through

Got sick once after losing his gnosis but he's not a sneezy sick person

Announces

#idk why but i woke up and was inspired to do Venti ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ #i thought i posted this months ago but it was sitting in my drafts the whole time :/ #snzblr #sneeze kink #snez kink #snz #snz blog #snzfucker #genshin snzpact #snz headcanons

[vee-snz]

T/gcf snz hcs part 1! (Will probably add more later)

X/ie Lian

•allergic to pollen, dust, perfume, candles

•doesn’t stifle but has a naturally small but desperate sneeze

•weaker immune system

•hides being sick cause he doesn’t want people to worry, but also might quarantine himself because #trauma

•feels undeserving of people worrying about him

•hua cheng cleans so that xie lian doesn’t have a reaction, but only does it when xie lian isn’t there cause xie lian doesn’t want him to do so much for him

•probably semi sneezy, and will sneeze a couple times a day normal

•I feel he runs a warm normally so he gets high fevers quicker

•sneezes at least twice at a time

•touching his nose could cause him to sneeze

•very sensitive to feathers

•very apologetic after and prior to sneezing

•they either sneak up on him or build up a while

#snzblr #snz blog #snz things #snz thoughts #snz scenario #allergy snz #snz #snz headcanons #t/gcf #x/ie lian

[snzinite]

Exusiai

SNZ STATLINE: 5/10 wetness, 3/10 mess, 8/10 pitch, 4/10 volume

"Ah/Eh-T(xn)ssch'iew!"

basically textbook high-pitched/girly sound

sometimes "inverted" where the pre-sneeze sound will be higher pitched with no vocalization afterwards

in general pretty inconsistent spellings/sounds even though the "statline" pretty much holds for all of the sounds

sneezes in ones, sometimes twos, with a few seconds in between

doesn't stifle

sometimes give a "hoo~!" or a "wooo!" of relief afterwards

"covers" in the sense that she'll put a hand below her nose/mouth almost like she's "catching" the sneeze, does relatively little to actually cover anything though

only sneezes into tissues/handkerchiefs if she's already blowing/wiping her nose

really obvious that she needs to sneeze. they almost never sneak up on her and it's the whole nine yards: watery, glazed eyes, shallow breath hitching, sometimes she waves her hand in front of her face, etc.

lots of false starts too

likes to sneeze. she think's it's a really satisfying feeling and likes the eventual relief from tickles and itches when it finally does come

does not particularly like to induce. she likes the thrill of getting to finally sneeze naturally

she'll induce others if they ask or if she can tell they need it and they're comfy. Texas, for example

she'll talk about how good it felt or how much she's been sneezing of she's been doing it a lot

likes to be blessed but doesn't mind if no one does it

no allergies, nose isn't particularly sensitive to scents, touch, or temperature

doesn't get super sick very often but gets a lot of sniffly, sneezy colds

super obvious when she's sick; voice is like heavily weighed down by her congestion. wet sniffles for days

she gets sneezy when she's sick but it doesn't change her sneezes like at all, they're still mostly clean

what sets her off more than anything are physical irritants. cooking spices, flour, makeup powder, dust, heavy pollen, etc.

she constantly has sneezing fits while she's baking

not like it stops her. the blood of a baker flows through almost every Latera/nan

Requested by @micaiah-sneezes :]

#snz #snzblr #sneeze kink #snz kink #snzknights #snz headcanons #come get your food lol #gotta say after i did some research i think i've more or less become an ex enjoyer #or at least a penguin logistics enjoyer #like im not crazy about any one of them individually #but together they bounce off of each other nicely #except for emperor that guy is the shit #love that penguin freak

[17snifflesandsnzes]

hi! i just found your account and i was looking through your masterpost and saw might write for le sserafim ! im not asking for fic, because i know you love seventeen and would rather write about them! but im curious if you have any headcanons for le sserafim ( snz / whump )? if not its totally fine :D its just unique to see le sserafim in your list! have a great day 💖

Omg thank you 💕!! Hope you have a good day too (tho it's night for me lol). Thanks so much for keeping my preferences at heart, that's literally so sweet of you!! And yeah, I actually love le sserafim (they might become my ult) so I have no problem writing hcs for them!! Once again, thanks for commenting, it really made my day (read: night)!

Chaewon:

Her sneezes almost always catch her by surprise and she has barely any time to cover and usually ends up sneezing in the open. This leads to her getting her members sick loads of times. Her sneezes are among the loudest of the grp and they're usually wet. When she gets sick, she sneezes in multiples and her sneezes get quieter and more wet. She usually goes to Sakura for comfort when she's sick as she's the oldest. But it's usually Yunjin who notices Chaewon's sick before the others.

Sakura:

Sakura's sneezes are fairly quiet. She doesn't really sneeze often unless she's sick so it's easy for the members to tell if she's sick or not. She usually prefers to be left alone while sick, choosing to deal with it alone. But her members would have to remind her to take more care of herself while she's sick. So in short, she prefers to be alone but has to be reminded to actually take care of herself.

Yunjin:

Yunjin has the loudest sneeze of the group. Being American, she usually blesses the other members and so the members have picked up the habit and bless her when she's sick too. This leads to her feeling less nostalgic when she's sick and she really appreciates it. She has a forceful sneeze which usually causes her upper body to bend over forwards. This leads to her getting dizzy often when she's sick and is already weak. She gets emotional when she's sick and usually sticks to Chaewon for comfort.

Kazuha:

Kazuha has a pretty quite sneeze. Her sneeze is so quite that sometimes the members can't even tell if she sneezed which leads to her being better at hiding when she's sick. But she usually approaches the members when she's sick, craving the comfort. Her sneezes definitely get more wet when she's sick contrary to her drier normal sneezes. She likes going to Sakura when she's sick because they can speak in Japanese to each other but she also loves going to Yunjin.

Eunchae:

Eunchae has a quiet but wet sneeze. She usually sneezes in doubles. As she's the baby of Le Sserafim, her unnies get worried if she sneezes even once which leads to Eunchae wanting to hide her sickness from her members so as to not worry them. But that never works though as she gets super emotional while sick and craves the warmth and love of her members.

#le sserafim #le sserafim snz #ksnz #idol snz #snz #snz headcanons #snz hcs #chaewon #sakura #yunjin #kazuha #eunchae

[shamanbodian]

Fri//ren

Since she is an elf, she most likely has a good immune system. Therefore, colds are rare for her, most likely once every several decades (or even centuries), rarely more often.

This is enough for her to be completely unprepared for it every time and not know how to act.

She has no allergies, but her nose is sensitive enough that feather tickling, strong perfume, spices or essential oils will make her sneeze.

Her colds are almost always accompanied by a fever.

When she has a cold, her nose itches almost all the time and she almost never leaves the feeling that she is about to sneeze.

She is definitely a sniffer. This fact does not contribute to the previous one.

She'll definitely act like a child and refuse to take her medicine because it doesn't taste good and stuff like that.

She always has a bad runny nose when she has a cold, and it seems to me that she would quite go so far as to wipe her nose with her sleeve, but fortunately Fern does not allow this to happen and makes her mentor use handkerchiefs.

1-2 sneezes mostly, rarely more.

Sneeze statline:

Volume: 5-6 mostly, not quite, but not too loud although.

Wetness: 4 for common, 6-7 for cold.

Mess: about 3 for common, and 6+ for cold, because her nose came really productive. But not all of her cold sneezes are messy, it's like 50/50.

Don't reblog to non snz blogs

#snz kink #snz headcanons #snzfucker

[just-another-mess-in-a-dress]

B/G/3 Snz Head Cannons pt 1 Bois

Writing horn at work because that’s what you do when you’re an adult waiting on emails right??

Snz headcanons for b/g/3 characters let’s gooooooo (in parts because tumblr has decided word count matters rip)

Astarion

Photonic sneezer for sure

Beyond that I think his nose is much more sensitive now than it was when he was alive so being out in the wilds I think made him an absolute sniffly mess for the first few days

After the initial shock of being in the wide open world I think the sensitivity to strong florals sticks with him.

Usually sneezes in doubles but sometimes threes when he’s really irritated

Covers with steepled hands or tries desperately to stifle

Is REALLY bad at stifling

I feel very strongly about this - his voice gets deeper when he sneezes/is congested

Like we know when he’s quiet and genuine his voice gets a bit deeper and less performative

And I imagine he’s shit at changing how his sneezes sound so they’ve gotta be deep in his chest

Typically follows up with a dazed, ‘excuse me’

Expects to be blessed and will be pouty about it if he’s ignored

If vampires could get sick he would make it everyone’s problem

But be lowkey embarrassed about it if a partner was genuinely worried and doting on him

Gale

This man always has a handkerchief on him

Compulsive stifler even before the orb but after the orb it becomes even worse

Ignore his high con score this man gets sick often and it’s always a stuffy head cold situation

Does that thing where he keeps his handkerchief balled up under his nose while he reads/writes to keep it from dribbling.

Is an expert at covering sneezes but on the off chance he didn’t feel one coming he gets super flustered about it

King of the stuck sneeze and he’s mostly okay with that - if it doesn’t come out he can’t blow up lol

Once he’s cured of the orb the first time he catches a cold it’s the sneeziest cold he’s ever had and he lowkey forgets that he can sneeze freely until his partner or a well meaning friend gently points it out (or points it out like an asshole if you’re like that or Astarion lol)

His natural sneezes are loud and always comes in fits, like never one or two

Apologizes every single time

Cannot hold a conversation in the midst of a fit but will try

Doesn’t really have allergies but will occasionally get stuffy voice if he spends too long in the archives

Halsin

This man has never covered a sneeze in his goddamn life okay?

Will blow his nose into his hand if he’s out in the woods and will flick the mess onto the ground before wiping his hand on his thigh

Loud sneezes but not quite atomic bomb levels of loud

Almost always at least a little bit of visible spray

Gets really bad itchy fall allergies every year and knows exactly which genus of plant causes it (will weaponize this fact for a partner who has the kink)

Sneezes mainly in singles but when it’s allergies it’s always doubles

Doesn’t expect blessings but will gladly take them

Usually directs the blast down or away from others if they’re around

Openly acknowledges that he likes sneezing ‘It’s a natural process and it feels quite nice I think’

Being a healer means he’s aware of contagion and how it works but doesn’t think much of his own sneezes until it’s too late

Yes he’s built like a brickhouse and yes he does work himself too damn hard - he also loves being taken care of by a partner

Has been known to induce unprompted because he ‘just wants to hurry things along’ whore

Wyll

Baby boy has the most expressive nose in existence

He always describes sneezes as tickly or buzzy when he’s congested

Comments on his sneezes all the time

Hitchy and gasping breaths into every sneeze

King of build ups, cannot have a sneeze without at least five seconds of warning

Covers every single time but can never find his hanky so it’s usually hands or elbow

Will ask to borrow your handkerchief and will give it right back after decimating it with a blow

Tries to stifle but is really bad at it and it just makes him sneeze more

Sneezes in threes and fours but occasionally sneezes only once

Dust and pollen sensitivity

Every cold starts in his chest but settles in his nose for weeks after

Will breathily remind you he’s not contagious as a sneeze rips through him.

Can be loud or soft but are always drawn out

Doesn’t want to admit he loves being taken care of but it does melt him on the inside

Gets really teary when he sneezes and will make jokes about it to deflect his embarrassment

Very aware of germs and contagion but still manages to catch every bug that goes through his friend groups

Gets disappointed if he’s not blessed after a sneeze

#snzblr #snz kink #snz fic #snz headcanons #snz hc #b/g/3 #I love them your honor #the bois are disasters and also whores #as they should be lol #male snz

[sleptwithinthesun]

i feel that it's time to complete the set. hopefully, you know what it is. s/teve h/arrington c/hicago au snzcanons.

- no sneezing pattern. ranges from singles to triples, but it's really just unpredictable. triples are rare, but happen often enough that it's not exactly surprising when they happen

- has the most DRAMATIC buildups ever. this fuckin' guy

- cannot stifle to save his life.

- absolutely has dad sneezes. i'm sorry b/c i do make the rules but like... i'm unlikely to write snz content for steve so it doesn't matter.

- gets sensitive? like, if he's being triggered by an allergen or is sick, it's usually not too hard to make him sneeze

- steve kind of shudders into his sneezes, meaning that he won't bend into them but he will move with them, if that makes sense

- sneezes into his elbow! good job sir

- is fine with being sick. honestly, steve's the only one who genuinely doesn't mind being sick, mostly because his partners dote on him and they're generally very sweet :)

- runs warm. very warm. not enough to be considered feverish, but he's like. a full degree above the average person and is pretty much a space heater. can be very nice or very bad to sleep with

- gets sick once or twice a year, nothing more or less than normal

- illness for him is usually nothing or mildly Bad

- allergic to mold, but it's rarely, RARELY an issue for him

- embarrassed about his sneezes just because they're loud

you can tell i am tired. finished my big final earlier today, so i am fucking exhausted lol. hope these were okay; i do enjoy steve as a character but not making him sneeze ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#snz headcanons #snzcanons #s/tranger t/hings #s/teve h/arrington #c/hicago au #swts hc

[oh-no-my-hand-slipped]

Any headcanons about TF2 sneezes? :⁰

Ah, yes, TF2…one of my not so secret loves! I must say, this is a fantastic ask to come back to!

Scout:

He has a pretty standard sneeze - one or two into the back of the hand.

However, covering or stifling isn’t in his vocabulary, which means that his sneezes can get pretty loud if it’s been coming for a while. He is also very vocal, no matter how much he needs to sneeze.

He’s also the kind of person that will commentate on his sneeze, both before and after.

“H-hold on, I’m gonna - HTCH’CHOO!”

“Snf! Ugh, I’ve been waitin’ for that all day.”

He’s not allergic to anything in particular, but his number one reason for sneezing is all the dust, dirt, and sand that’s kicked up during a mission.

Scout has a great sense of smell - just like his dad - so strong perfumes and spices bothers his nose more than he’d like to admit.

His sneezes become even more wet when he’s sick, which he cleans up with the bottom or collar of his shirt instead.

Because his skin is so pale, his nose and ears become dark red when he’s come down with a cold.

When it comes to other people’s sneezes, he was raised to say “bless ya” so he often does without even thinking about it.

However, it’s often followed up by teasing, especially if it’s Spy.

“Aw, gross!” is usually his go-to.

Heavy:

You would think that such a big guy would have a huge sneeze, and you may be right.

However, Heavy makes it a point to not fully sneeze any chance he can.

This leads to his sneezes usually sounding more like he’s being strangled.

He also religiously uses his handkerchief, putting it fully over his nose and turning away before every sneeze.

After he’s finished, he blesses himself in Russian while he blows his nose.

Heavy only has one allergy, and it’s quite a strange one: ladybugs.

Luckily, with how hot it is, ladybug sightings are few and far between.

But Medic using ladybug serum for tear gas had some…not so great results for Heavy, who is often in the lab.

Because Heavy takes good care of himself, sickness is rare. When he does catch a cold, though, his sneezes grow more and more desperate and messy.

Even still, no merc has ever seen him sneeze without pinching his nose or his handkerchief firmly over his nostrils.

This means it takes him a bit longer to recover than most, as he doesn’t allow himself to release the illness.

When other people sneeze, he’ll quickly bless them. After learning more about his comrades, he has also taken to blessing them in their native languages.

He is also the mercs main caretaker, always noticing sickness first and helping the person get better. He gets almost comically fussy, worrying about the the sick merc like a mother hen.

It is also one of the many times Heavy likes to cook for the mercs, usually a hearty stew with small, round, flat “cakes”.

Soldier:

This man SCREAMS his sneezes. You can hear his nose from across the base.

However, he at least tries to sneeze in the crook of his elbow…sometimes.

He only uses tissues if he’s congested, and he never has any on-hand.

He usually wipes his nose on the back of his hand, especially on the field. However, he refuses to wipe it on his uniform - something about “wiping his nose on America”?

His biggest allergy is pollen. Growing up around a power plant doesn’t give you a whole lot of opportunities for your body to accumulate to nature. Luckily, not much blooms near the base.

However, the occasional dandelion seed or cut flowers will send him sniffling.

It’s not too difficult to tell when Soldier is getting sick - unlike his normal, unnecessarily loud sneezes, his sick sneezes are pretty quiet, but still just as harsh.

This leads most of the mercs to believe that him sneezing loudly is on purpose - honestly, it wouldn’t surprise them, since Soldier is booming in every other aspect.

His nose gets less red than the paler mercs, but it does get very swollen and painful. Not to mention extremely congested.

When other people sneeze, instead of saying the normal “bless you,” he’ll say, “God bless America!” Eh, close enough.

He refers to any time one of the mercs are sick as “sick leave” or “shore leave”.

He also has to be kept from using different “army remedies” on the sick merc - one of which is covering the chest with peanut butter and lighting it on fire.

Demo:

Due to his almost continuous drunkenness, Demo’s nose is pretty sensitive.

It tingles and buzzes when he’s tipsy, meaning that anything can set him off.

He has loud, rough sneezes, and they get louder the more alcohol is in his system.

It’s also very clear when he’s about to sneeze, as he usually has to focus all of his energy on getting it out.

A lot of mercs tease him about this, even to the point of him losing the sneeze entirely.

When he does sneeze, he uses the back of his hand to cover (as best he can), and a rag in his pocket to blow his nose.

He doesn’t have any allergies, but his nose is generally sensitive because of the alcohol he drinks.

When he catches a cold, his face becomes even more swollen the usual, and his sneezes are more forthcoming.

If he’s drunk and sick, which is usually the case, he sneezes CONSTANTLY. Anything from gunpowder to rubbing alcohol to dirt to sunlight can render him a sneezy mess.

If one of the mercs sneeze, he usually says, “gesundheit” or “dia leat.” If someone sneezes more than twice, it’s usually accompanied with, “Don’t blow yer head off!”

If anyone comes down with a cold, you better bet that Demo will give you some good scrumpy - even against Medic’s orders.

Sniper:

Sniper has mastered the art of stifling, even to the point where his unstifled sneezes are rarely ever vocal.

If he’s trying to hold back, his sneezes are completely silent.

He usually sneezes into the crook of his arm, especially when he’s on the field and that’s the closest part of the body to his face when he’s holding a rifle.

When he’s not working, he’ll often dip the front of his hat down with every sneeze, turning away if necessary.

He also grits his teeth, making a harsh “CHHH!” sound.

He doesn’t have any allergies, but he does have a photic sneeze response, which is one of the reasons he wears a large-brimmed hat and dark sunglasses.

When he’s ill - which is pretty rare - his nostrils are so slender that, though he can stifle his sneezes pretty easily, he sniffles relentlessly.

This means that his nose is often irritated and red if he catches a cold, both from rubbing it with his finger and the tissues he keeps on hand.

When someone sneezes around him, he’s usually in the chorus of “bless yous”. He doesn’t usually pay too much attention unless it sounds like someone is getting sick.

Since Sniper hates catching colds, or any other illness, he avoids sick mercs like the literal plague. He has been known to take revenge on people he suspects had gotten him sick.

Medic:

Medic, for all his terrifying traits, has an almost comical sneeze.

It’s higher pitched, and usually come in multiples, each one getting higher than the last.

Heavy teases him for it often, but only good-naturedly as he offers him a handkerchief.

Medic himself keeps tissues in his pockets, but often forgets to replace them, meaning that he usually just has a pocket full of used ones.

If he doesn’t have a tissue, the crook of his arm works just fine. Or inside of a surgical mask.

He has a ferocious allergy to cats - one of the many reasons he doesn’t like them - and just being near one will cause several sneezing fits. When Scout found a stray kitten and decided to keep it in the lab, you can guess how well that went.

Medic gets sick every year along with the rest of the mercs (the yearly “Merc Flu” as they call it), and would usually ignore his symptoms.

However, it’s gotten to the point where he takes sick days immediately - not because he isn’t willing to risk his health, but because Heavy would throttle him.

He gets very, very red in the cheeks, ears, and nose when he’s sick, and it’s one of the only times he wears a mask.

When someone else sneezes, he usually says, “gesundheit” or “salut”. He can also usually tell with one sneeze whether or not they need to stop by the lab.

When mercs are sick, they are usually sent to the lab to quarantine, sleeping on a cot in the sick bay. Medic will usually take up his knitting hobby or read so that he won’t wake them up with experiments, and they’ll be available if needed.

Pyro:

Because of the mask they wear, Pyro doesn’t sneeze very often.

But whether a bit of hair tickles their nostrils or a speck of dust makes it through their mask, when they sneeze, it’s a doozy.

It’s very loud, very wet, and very messy.

They usually have to take their mask off to clean afterwards.

However, most of the time, things like allergies don’t bother them, as the mask protects them from most pathogens.

This also goes for illnesses - most of the time. On the off-chance that Pyro does get sick, there is an entire protocol dedicated to such an event.

Pyro will stay in their room, not the sick bay. No one will come in, as they are likely to be unmasked. A whole week will be set aside for their recovery.

When someone else sneezes, Pyro mumbled their blessings. Or, well, something. No one is quite sure what they say after someone sneezes.

Because of their mask, they are very handy in the lab with Medic if someone is ill. However, they never take direct care of a patient - imagine looking up and seeing a gas mask stare back at you!

Engineer:

His sneezes are very vocal, both before, during, and after.

Before a sneeze, even if he’s alone, he’ll say, “‘Scuse me-!”

Even though he isn’t particularly loud, Engie’s sneezes are very distinct, with a jump near the end: “hhhh’tchIEW!”

And afterwards, he’ll usually say, “Phew!” or “Sorry ‘bout that.”

Because he’s worked in dusty, dark, and musty places all his life, Engie doesn’t have any major allergies.

The closest thing is when he sneezes after opening a new bottle of oil or any other strong-smelling chemical.

However, he does get sick just as much as the rest of the mercs, if not more.

The reason is that he’s one of the more willing people to get near sick people, especially if they need his help.

One day he helps Scout get to the sick bay, the next, he’s sniffling and sneezing in the cot next to him!

He always blesses people when they sneeze. He usually has the loudest, “Bless ya!” out of everyone.

And if anyone is sick, he’d take the shirt off his back just so they could use it as a handkerchief. Is it any wonder he’s usually one of the first people sick?

Spy:

Like Sniper, Spy is a master stifler. If you aren’t paying close attention to him, you might wonder if he ever sneezes at all.

He usually grimaces, wrinkles his nose, and squeezes his eyes shut, only moving slightly.

He also always keeps a handkerchief handy in case he needs to get rid of any evidence.

Spy, like his son, has a fantastic sense of smell. This is useful in espionage, but terrible for allergies.

If a perfume is too strong, a wine too potent, a powder too fine, he’ll have a very quick reaction.

But, due to his extensive training and experience, he is very good at hiding this fact.

Almost like a pet bird, Medic needs to keep a special eye on Spy when it comes to illness.

The details of his sickness are so minute that most won’t even notice - a slight nasal tone, fatigue, harsh swallowing. His sneezes are still controlled as ever, but his face becomes more and more pained after each one.

Usually it’s Engineer who will delicately suggest - or even deceive - that Spy take a day off. However, instead of the sick bay, Spy will spend it in his smoking room, wearing a robe and listening to old records.

Spy usually says “salut” if no one else is there to say bless you, but only out of politeness. If it’s Scout or Demo, this might be followed up with, “Disgusting.”

If he has an inkling that someone is sick, he will stay as far away from them as possible. He abhors getting sick, and will take any measures necessary to stay healthy.

However, he has been known to go into the sick bay with a cup of chamomile tea after a merc has been coughing or sneezing, hand it to them, and say, “Now please. Shut up.” However, this is the extent of his kindness

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Part 6: Of Suspicion and Oblivion

Part 1, Previous, Part 7

So, we know that Ch/arlie has some insane powers that she either opts to not use or hasn't yet learned to masterfully manipulate them. I headcannon that she is quite skilled in magic but almost fully holds back as she does not want people to be intimidated by her nor to invade their privacy. Like now, the prospect of tracking someone, while well within her abilities, is not something she would agree to do lightly.

All the while, Al is still confused about his situation, but too wiped out to do anything about it XD

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Wanted to throw an Alastor snz headcanon out there: I think he has a dust allergy.

I headcanon this too! I have two fics about this here and here (this with audio) ^_^

It's such a fun one!

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[kaijusnz]

A bit of a magical mishap with some feathers tickled her nose. Can she hold back her sneeze until the show is over?

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T/gcf snz hcs part 2 (will add more later possibly)

Hua Cheng

•allergic to pollen (but only in human form)

•good at stifling

•naturally loud sneeze

•not much of a build up

•germaphobe, but will take care of xie lian

•doesn’t get sick easily, but whenever he changes into his human form he will be sick a week later

•hides being sick cause he doesn’t want to be seen as gross

•will sneeze if he is blessed (cause ghost king)

•will also sneeze if he says bless you, but still does it anyways when xie lian sneezes

•gets embarrassed when coddled by xie lian, but secretly likes it

•photic (I feel like it’s common for ghosts)

•not super sneezy

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Eunectes

SNZ STATLINE: 6/10 wetness, 4/10 mess, 2/10 pitch, 7/10 volume

"HUUU(R)'ESSSS(C)HH'ew."

deep, harsh, and forceful

clenches teeth

sometimes adds other consonants to the sound (sort of like a HUU'BLESSHH'ew etc) but otherwise fairly consistent especially for the release

decent amount of spray just from the amount of force alone

never really super messy despite that, or at least not as much as you might expect

usually sneezes in twos, sometimes threes separated by half a second. rarely ever a single sneezer, she gets suspicious if there's only one

each sneeze in a given fit gets a little louder, harsher, and wetter

tell-tale nose scrunch a few seconds before she starts to sneeze

sucks in a big lungful of air before each sneeze

sneezes down toward her chest/the floor (not really on herself if she can help it but it's not like it would bother her if she did)

other than her head she doesn't really move all that much when she sneezes, just scrunches her body inwards with the force. really visible in her tail though (and her chest if they're forceful enough)

this is because if she tries to do anything else the contraction of her muscles while sneezing fucks it up

she tries not to hold anything while sneezing for this reason; her grip will clench and she's STRONK

she holds the post-sneeze pose for a little to make sure there aren't any more before shaking her hair back out of her face and licking up any wetness that made it on her face with a decisive tongue-flick (snek)

does not stifle or hold back, ever. the feeling of needing to sneeze but being unable to is the worst feeling ever to her

the only time she really minds sneezing is when she has to do delicate mechanic/electronic work, it really throws a wrench into things

seriously. she has accidentally thrown a wrench while sneezing.

does not care about sneezing in front of people and barely ever acknowledges being blessed

doesn't cover unless she's in danger of sneezing on something or someone that isn't herself, in which case she'll sneeze on her hand, arm, tail, cleavage, whatever. it doesn't really matter to her

just naturally a very sneezy person. if you share a room with her for more than half an hour you'll witness a fit probably

no allergies, but gets sick very easily. illness usually just makes her really congested, but its like swelling/pressure instead of snot

it does make her nose more sensitive to touch and smells though

which is bad when she has to do mechanic work. oil and metal smell pretty strong...

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