oh it's kitty o'clock! here's my cat who drools, chews on blankets, and responds to the word "binch" even though that is very much not her name
OOOO SHE EAT THAT SHIT UP
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everything eventually ends, but I’ll sure remember this. memento mori
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idk y'all can take this as a "signs as the things I said over the last year"
Aries: it's quarantine, live a little!
Taurus: do you think the novid spray would clean my glasses?
Gemini: the grinch is just christmas shrek
Cancer: gun to your head use the celery as a straw
Leo: what are those japanese kissing game sticks called? my inner boston is saying "packee" but I know that's not it
Virgo: we looked at the hunger games and were like "that IS a fun form of entertainment" and then made battle royale games
Libra: if you see a bear cross the street no you didn't
Scorpio: mephistopholes? you mean that guy from sonic?
Sagittarius: I can't stop thinking about the gnome of barnes and noble
Capricorn: Andrew Lloyd Webber ghostwrote fortnite
Aquarius: we saw an animal cracker cross the street on the way up here
Pisces: who are my birth parents?
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this is my lovely tiefling Snterk they are 23 and chaotic good and recently got beat the shit out of by an orc in a fist fight bc they thought t posing would save them
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