Watching smosh read reddit stories where they're struggling to understand what sounds like an aromantic / queer platonic relationship and I'm laughing bc it sounds like a situation that Steve and Robin would get themselves into.
They would 100% share a bed every night, and it would be Robin sneaking into his room at first bc she can't sleep without nightmares unless he's right there. She needs to be holding him and eventually it just makes sense to share a bed all the time. They turn the second room into a guest room.
They would undoubtedly look into ways they could have a baby together. The only barrier would be sex and they can find ways around that. They'd love the idea of a little Steve-Robin hybrid running around. They can finally have the baby they've always dreamt of, with the benefit of knowing their soulmate is right there with them.
They would always be looking for love- romantic or sexual- outside of each other too and wouldn't see anything weird about it. They're just friends, there's nothing romantic there, and they have needs they want met. Whenever anyone side eyes them, they're clueless about it.
Robin would definitely bring Steve to meet her parents during the holidays too. She'd want to show him off, pointing at him whenever anyone listens to her for more than a second so she can rant about how much he cares about her and makes sure she's always happy.
They'd probably end up getting married too. At first for tax reasons, but then it starts to add up bc of course they're going to be tied together forever. And, thanks to their marriage, they have a shiny cirtificate they can point to, a legal document that means that they belong together.
And they're just friends, that's it, nothing more. They're in love, but it's entirely platonic. And of course, no one really gets it. But they do. And they're happy. So what does it matter?
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➳ some facts about me! my name is hayley and im just a silly little fangirl who loves reading, writing, drinking tea, feeling nostalgic, and obsessing over + living vicariously through fictional characters 🎀
➳ my goal on this blog is to write for everyone i can especially less popular characters because i know the feeling of looking up a fic and finding it doesn’t exist and i feel like i owe it to my twelve y/o (and current!!) obsessive self to fill the void
➳ find the list of fandoms i write for at the bottom of this post. i don’t write smut. all of my fics are x fem!reader unless specified otherwise
➳ feel free to ask anything and i hope you have a lovely day/night ✨🍓🩰
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ray manchester…
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Stuck || Ray Manchester/Captain Man x reader • ☽
word count: 3.5k
warnings: none
summary: you, an aspiring-fashion-designer, get trapped in an elevator with captain man on your way to a job interview
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Secret Identity || Ray Manchester/Captain Man x reader • ☽ ♡
word count: 3.8k
warnings: i think i cursed once
summary: you and ray have been dating in secret, due to your shyness and secret identity, but when there’s a change in your relationship, it may be time to let everyone know
ˋ°•*⁀➷ My Valentine || Ray Manchester/Captain Man x reader • ☽ ♡
word count: 3.8k
warnings: none
summary: when you start working at junk n’ stuff, ray is immediately attracted to you and wants to do something special for you on valentine’s day
monica geller…
ˋ°•*⁀➷ The One With Phoebe’s Sister || Monica Geller x Phoebe Buffay’s younger sister!reader • ☽
word count: 3.1k
warnings: none
summary: phoebe introduces the friends to you, her younger sister, you are instantly attracted to monica but don’t know that monica is equally smitten with you
joey tribbiani…
ˋ°•*⁀➷ The One With the Baby Girl || Joey Tribbiani x reader • ☽ ♡
word count: 1k
warnings: childbirth
summary: joey helps you through the birth of your daughter
ˋ°•*⁀➷ The One With The Pie || Joey Tribbiani x reader • ✧☽
word count: 6.6k
warnings: some references
summary: after your crush on joey ends before it can begin, you start to move on. but maybe, just maybe, the story of you and joey isn’t over just yet
ˋ°•*⁀➷ The One With the Ex || Joey Tribbiani x reader • ✧☽
word count: 3.2k
warnings: presumed cheating, drinking, suggestive material
summary: after joey cheats on you and breaks your heart in high school, you run into him again years later and find out the past might not be exactly what you thought it was
remus lupin…
ˋ°•*⁀➷ In This Together || Remus Lupin x reader • ♡✧
word count: 2.1k
warnings: none
summary: when remus resigns from the position of dada teacher and leaves hogwarts, he decides it’s finally time to tell you the truth about himself and his ‘furry little problem’
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Stolen Glances || Remus Lupin x student!reader • ✧☽
word count: 3.1k
warnings: age gap but it’s legal
summary: remus finds himself drawn to you against his better judgement even though you are one of his students
ian hecox…
ˋ°•*⁀➷ First Fake Date || Ian Hecox x reader • ♡☽
word count: 2.5k
warnings: none
summary: Ian finds out his ex-girlfriend is going to be at an upcoming event and when you volunteer to go as his fake-date things don’t go quite as either of you planned
angela giarratana…
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Misread Signs || Angela Giarratana x reader • ☽
word count: 2.2k
warnings: none
summary: when you start to become really close with courtney, angela takes this as a sign that you aren’t interested in her, until unusual circumstances cause you both to realize each other’s feelings
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Love Hurts || Angela Giarratana x reader • ✧☽
word count: 3.9k
warnings: angst
summary: you have been in love with angela for months and upon finding out that she is dating someone else, heartbroken you start to distance yourself from her and everything else in your life
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Jealousy, jealousy || Angela Giarratana x reader • ☽
word count: 1.3k
warnings: hickeys
summary: angela finds herself jealous when another member of the cast flirts with you and she decides to let you know that you’re hers
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Sleepyhead || Angela Giarratana x reader • ♡☽
word count: 0.9k
warnings: none
summary: a sleepy angela wakes up with you and refuses to let you get out of bed
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Second Chances || Angela Giarratana x reader • ✧☽
word count: 3.3k
warnings: none
summary: when the smosh cast goes on a company retreat and you and angela are forced to share a hotel room you have the opportunity to rekindle an old romance
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Sweeter than Pie || Angela Giarratana x reader • ♡☽
word count: 1.1k
warnings: none
summary: when you’re tired from work , angela cooks with you
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Princess || Angela Giarratana x reader • ☽
word count: 2k
warnings: sick fic
summary: when you start to feel sick during a game night with angela, you let her take care of you for once and she gets to see a different side of you
courtney miller…
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Kiss the Nurse || Courtney Miller x sick!reader • ♡☽
word count: 0.6k
warnings: sick fic
summary: courtney takes care of you when you’re sick and is rewarded with a kiss from their patient
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Stay With Me || sick!Courtney Miller x reader • ♡☽
word count: 0.7k
warnings: sick fic, mild swearing
summary: when courtney calls and cancels your date night due to a stomach bug, you don’t hesitate to drop everything and take care of them
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Only You || Courtney Miller x reader • ✧☽
word count: 1.2k
warnings: none
summary: when you begin to get jealous of courtney and shayne’s relationship, courtney assures you that you’re the one they love
shayne topp…
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Worth the Wait || Shayne Topp x reader • ♡☽
word count: 1.1k
warnings: mild swearing
summary: shayne is determined to find out what your Halloween costume is this year but you won’t tell him, and when the holiday is finally here he finds it very much worth the wait
julio rodríguez…
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Luckiest Man || Julio Rodríguez x reader • ♡☽
word count: 1.2k
warnings: none
summary: julio has just won the world series and been named mvp and yet his biggest prize is you, his new fiancée
thomas barrow…
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Even || Thomas Barrow & reader • ☽
word count: 3.4k
warnings: cursing, homophobia because it’s jimmy
summary: when you, a ladies maid who thomas has never got along with in the past, catch thomas making a move on jimmy you’re forced to decide wether or not to help him out
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thomas barrow…
ˋ°•*⁀➷ It’s Nice to Have a Friend || Thomas Barrow & friend!reader • ✧♡☽ (finished)
╰┈➤ { Part 1 • Part 2 • Part 3 }
word count: 4.8k
warnings: some mild swearing
summary: when you start working at downton abbey as a new maid, thomas takes a liking to you and an unexpected relationship forms between you
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ˋ°•*⁀➷ You Can’t Change the Past || an Elena of Avalor inspired short story
word count: 6k
warnings: i was a child when i wrote this 🤭
summary: jacques, chancellor of emelda, plagued by regrets, is used to helping his cousin run her kingdom. but when he meets some ghosts of his past and a villain returns is he ready to face it all?
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dating…
ˋ°•*⁀➷ James McAvoy ♡☽
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Carswell Thorne ♡☽
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Austin Butler ♡
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Smosh-
Shayne Topp ♡☽
Damien Haas ♡
Ian Hecox (part 1) ♡☽
Ian Hecox (part 2) ♡☽
Spencer Agnew ♡☽
Anthony Padilla ♡☽
Angela Giarratana ♡☽
Amanda Lehan-Canto ♡☽
Smosh Women ♡☽
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Joey Tribbiani ♡
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Chandler Bing ♡☽
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Jacques Snicket ♡
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Jack Edwards-
part 1 ♡
part 2 ♡☽
part 3 ♡☽
part 4 ♡☽
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Megara ♡
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Elvis Presley ♡☽
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Simon Cowell ♡
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Chancellor Esteban Flores ♡
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Jarred Kelenic ♡
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Seattle Mariners (Jarred Kelenic part 2, George Kirby, Julio Rodríguez) ♡☽
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Ray Manchester/Captain Man-
ray manchester x reader ♡
ray manchester x smart!reader ♡☽
friends + family…
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Thomas Barrow-
thomas barrow & friend!reader ♡✧
thomas barrow & teen!sister!reader ✧♡☽
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Will Truman ♡
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⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ fandoms i write for ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Downton Abbey
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Harry Potter
ˋ°•*⁀➷ A Series of Unfortunate Events
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Smosh
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Hercules (1997)
ˋ°•*⁀➷ The Lunar Chronicles
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Elena of Avalor
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Friends
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Will and Grace
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Elvis Presley + Elvis (2022)
ˋ°•*⁀➷ Seattle Mariners
ˋ°•*⁀➷ and probably others i’m forgetting so shoot me an ask <3🍒💌
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