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this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

#i cant believe the childs name is tampere university

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Paul Matthews

Almost everyone in TGWDLM wants him (autism rizz)

Only wants Emma

Willing to “date” Melissa if he can be a cat boy

Has the misfortune of an eldritch God being obsessed with him

Ted Spankoffski

Wanted by almost nobody

Hits on pretty much everyone but Emma

Willing to be a dog boy if he can “date” Melissa

Has the misfortune of an eldritch God being obsessed with him

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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Roman Candle Elliott Smith

Rome to Ken

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she said keep those edits coming

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But what about your quiet treason?

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Roman’s rock hard grudge against “The Biggest Turkey In The World” is one of my favorite subplots of Succession

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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#NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR YOU

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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