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domithanasia · 2 months

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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary

#anti tiktok #sephora #skincare smoothie

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fleshdyke · 6 months

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it is literally the most fucked up thing in the world that fruit goes bad. you shoild be allowed to have a box of blackberries in the cupboard for 2 years and they are still fine to eat

#i love fruit so much but you have to eat it NOW or else it turns into pile of mold.... sad #i have remedied this by eating those fruit cups and also making smoothies with frozen fruit. it's not the same but it's close enough. sigh..#rambles

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 month

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so how about that update, huh

#this is all i have to offer rn </3 #im working on Actual Art but for now all you guys get is Half Assed Meme #eddie dear. eddie. eddie dear. Eddie Dear. EDDIE DEAR-#oh man. oh boy. oh fuck. its so over (we're so back)#scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #eddie dear #i feel like i just walked into a disaster recovery group a week late w/ a smoothie #heely-ing in here Whats Up Fuckers #ok that was a creepy glitch #for a second every button i pressed created a new tag that said #'Who Else Is Traumatized!!!'#a little unnerving and Very on brand! one could call it WHcore... or somethn...

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glow-in-the-dark-death · 2 months

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Don't Forget To Record

Vlogger Danny in Gotham

Danny moves to Gotham with Sam and Tucker and decides it would be a fun idea to record their journey from packing their things in Amity to recording how life is in Gotham.

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The trio packing their things:

Sam: "Do we really need to pack so many weapons?"

Tucker: "I mean they have a very high crime rate so.."

Danny: "So? They're mortal we've handled worse on the regular."

Viewers: " Yo yeah.. what the hell are ya'll talking about?!"

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Tucker holding the camera when Danny runs into frame

Danny: "Sorry I'm late I got jumped scared by some clown and accidentally snatched his wig!"

Sam: "I think you're still holding it in your hand?"

Danny lifting his hand into the cameras view

Tucker: "Uh babe? I don't think that's a wig.."

Sam: " Holy shit! Did you just scalp some clown?!"

Viewers a week later seeing the Joker getting arrested with a very fake looking wig just barely hanging on after fighting the Bats

Viewers clicking the subscribe button

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The Trio vlogging themselves being their usual brand of Amity feral

Gothamites:

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Just an Idea

#bald egg looking Joker #Dani showing up in the future with a ecto-smoothie and a gaggle of tamed Talons also holding smoothies #dp x dc #danny phantom #eternal trio #dpxdc #dc x dp #batman #danny fenton #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp crossover

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iztea · 16 days

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#based on that “watch got there” “a smoothie” meme #you know the one #bsd fanart #bsd #dazai #bungou stray dogs #iztea draws #chuuya #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #skk #soukoku #15 skk #skk comic #art meme

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 2 months

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claire and ethan t4t besties

#ethan winters #claire redfield #chris redfield #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #i think claire and ethan would be good friends #my friend coffee told me about their trans claire hc and i couldnt stop thinking about it #this is not ship content #i dont ship them sorry #i just think they would be great friends...#bffs that go out for smoothie runs and gossip about chris 😭

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lazylittledragon · 18 days

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lately i've been drinking orange juice and eating fruit and going outside in the sun and coincidentally 10-20% of my depression has vanished. must be witchcraft

#ramble #thank you to everyone who eased my smoothie anxiety #idk how i didn't realise it was bs sooner it makes NO sense #yes doing all the Health Things like getting nutrients and drinking water doesn't fix the way my adhd brain is wired #it does help though

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cemeterything · 2 months

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being a surviving child of antivaxxers is pretty funny because my parents dosed me with enough essential oils and herbal tinctures to pollute a river and i'm still mentally ill enough to set off geiger counters

#🐉#whats inside me cannot be killed by homeopathy and superfood smoothies

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vintage-tigre · 29 days

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