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ardl0 · 6 months

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#tunes #swamp fiend #smoke weed hail satan #Bandcamp

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gbhbl · 11 months

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Album Review: Swamp Fiend - Smoke Weed, Hail Satan (Adirondack Black Mass)

Weed based stoner rock and metal isn’t anything new but the way in which Swamp Fiend combine the darker and heavier aspects of metal means this record stands out from the pack.

Hailing from Greater Sudbury, Ontario, Canada & Bowling Green, Kentucky, USA, Swamp Fiend is a collaboration between two prolific musicians, Joe Caswell (Burden of Ymir, olim, Drowstorm, Vintertodt, Mantic Tower) and Josh Hines (Starer, Bihargam, Primeval Well, Chest Rockwell, Dos Cobros and more), joining forces to create stoner metal with influences from black metal and blues. Their debut album…

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#Adirondack Black Mass #Album Review #Black Metal #Smoke Weed Hail Satan #Stoner Metal #Stoner Rock #Swamp Fiend

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steves-left-titty · 25 days

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HAPPY WEED DAY DELINQUENTS! REMEMBER TO BE GAY, DO CRIMES AND GET HIGH! To everyone planning on getting high and listening to metal I approve. but happy weeding everyone! AND REMEMBER SATAN APPROVES THIS MESSAGE!

#smoking #weed #happy weed day #420life #420stoner #stranger things #girls who smoke weed #be gay do crimes #be gay do drugs hail satan #be gay do drugs #heavy metal #metal head #metal #metalhead

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toxicityislife · 1 year

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Stoner thoughts::

Obviously I don’t believe in god and all that- but what if when we die, and our mind is the last part of our body to stop working- maybe that determines whether you have a good experience or a bad one. Like people who have near death experiences and they talk about how they either saw god and their loved ones, and some say they saw the devil and Hell itself. Well maybe, for people who don’t come back- that hallucination can seem to last “forever “ but it’s only until your brain stops working. The same way time is different in our dreams, its different when we die. And maybe, people want to have a good end of life hallucination so they think that by doing what the Bible says, they will get that. And the people who saw a lot of torture and torment will live exactly that during their end of life experience. So what if everyone is going crazy for a 3 minute experience that our unconscious mind feels like an eternity….

#stoner thoughts #smoke weed everyday #what if #truth about life #creative #faith in god #god #satanic #hail satan #satanism

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bigassbear · 1 year

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Satan’s Divine Office

The Divine Office is a rite for individual satanic worship, to be practiced in private as a personal prayer to Satan, and has two forms, a low and a high path, a Bestial and a Racional path, the Little and the High Office, both forms equal in value to the Lord.

The Little Office

The Little Office is a simpler ritual designed for worship bate session. Here’s the ritual’s basic structure:

* Take six deep puffs of weed, always hailing Him in the outbreath.

* Goon in deep, mindless adoration. You can use Satan’s Breath (poppers) as He inspires you to.

* As you approach the end of your worship, start the final Dedication, ascending Satan’s Altar: one huff for the first step, two for the second, etc, until you reach the final sixth step and cum, vocally praising Him.

* Take your cum and mark yourself with The Sign of The Beast.

In front for your altar, you’ll light your offer of weed to Satan, inhale deeply, and exhale the smoke Hailing Satan, six times. This given height of High will be exactly how deep Satan needs you to travel this worship session, it’s the trip he wants you to take. Accept where it takes you and enjoy it, it will go where Satan’s knows you need to go to and back. However, if mid worship, you feel Satan asks you to go deeper, you’ll abandon the Little Office and start the High Office, and that ritual will later be described.

If you feel you’re as deep as Satan whish you to be, then goon for Him, worship Him by offering the pleasure you feel in your cock, with no thoughts, animalistically, and do it for how long the Beast feels good, not for long any remnants of a rational voice in you thinks it should last. Sometimes, the rational voice will say, emm, we should have breakfast now, and you laugh in it’s face and watch that video again, because you can… sometimes, you need to travel fast and worship for a shorter time. Satan doesn’t care how long you worship Him for, do it for your own maximum pleasure, because it’s that pleasure your offer Him.

It’s up to you if and how much you decide to use Satan’s Breath (poppers) during the bate trip, always hailing Him in the exhalation. However, when you feel you approach the end of the journey, you’ll close it with the final Dedication, your personal pledge to Satan and sacrifice at His Altar.

The Dedication Ritual is as follow: to offer your worship to Satan, you need to climb the six steps to His Altar. Before each step you’ll inhale a round of poppers, one hit for the first step, two hits for the second, and so on until you reach the sixth step at his Altar, making sure that at each exhalation of Satan’s Breath, you hail Him and speak of your Love for Him, with each step bating more wildly, irrationally, closer and closer to becoming His Beast. Have in mind that you can stay at each step as long as you like, repeating the number of popperhits equivalent to the step your on, until you feel ready for the following step.

When you reach the last Step, bate intensely for Him, offering Him the pleasure you feel, faster and faster, until you Cum hailing Him, offering your orgasm to Satan in his praise.

Once the waves of this consecrated orgasm have calmed down, mark yourself as His, taking your cum and drawing the Sign of the Beast, the 666, on your forehead.

Though a shorter, simple form of worship, the Little Office is not a lower form of worship, rather the contrary, it’s a blessing of the Lord, who knowing how exactly deep you needed to go to worship thoughtlessly, animalistically, brings you to worship him happily and bestialy. However, sometimes the Lord will need to talk to you, often to take you on a long self search trip, and He will then inspire you to start the High Office.

High Office

The High Office starts like the little Office. In fact, all private individual worship starts as the Little Office, because a worshiper is not allowed to aim to perform High Office, for its practice is not a personal decision of the worshiper, but a deliberate, personal calling of Satan. When the Lord wants to speak to you, when He needs you to learn something, He will wake up his happy bestial worshiper from its thoughtless bating happiness, and let the rational human listen.

Here’s an overview of the Ritual:

* Six deep puffs of weed, always hailing Him, and goon.

* If Satan needs you to go deeper, consume as much weed as He deems necessary, just making sure you leave enough for the final Dedication.

* Listen to Satan’s Lessons, in the form of hypno files, poppertrainers or through whatever form He’ll use to reach you. You can use His Breath (poppers) if He so inspires you to, but always making sure you praise Him as you exhale.

* Once finished the Lessons, consume the rest of the weed and start the final Dedication, as with the Little Office.

* Once you cum, mark yourself with the sign of the Beast.

You’ll start the Little Office, with six deep puffs of weed, each time Hailing Satan, and start gooning and bating for Him. However, if mid session, you feel the Lord wants you to go deeper, you’ll smoke more weed, until you feel you’re deep enough to listen to whatever Satan needs you to know. Do make sure, though, to leave enough for one final puff at the last step of the altar.

Once you reached the right depth, stay there gooning and bating and listening to whatever message Satan needed to convey to you. The High Office is the perfect ceremony to listen to whatever hypno files or watch whatever satanic poppertrainers Satan needs you to watch, to learn the lessons he needs you to learn, so you can serve Him (and yourself) better. You can use Satan’s Breath if He inspires you to, making sure you always praise Him in the exhalation.

As the final lesson is taught, the need for the rational ear of the worshiper ceases, and the worshiper can return to his bestial self. As you stand in front of Satan’s Altar, smoke the last weed and goon to your cock’s content, to produce that constant flow of pleasure that you’ll offer at Satan’s Altar.

The High Office then ends the same as the Little, with Satan’s Breath Dedication, as you ascend its six steps, one huff for the first step, two huffs for the second, and so on until six huffs for the last step. Here, the lessons gathered in worship will sink into your unconscious mind and gradually change you.

After sealing the Lord’s Lessons with his orgasm, in constant vocal praise, the grateful worshiper who was taken through the High Office will gather the Seed and close the ritual by drawing the sign of the Beast upon his forehead.

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garmonbozean · 10 months

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Wow you think the virgin Mary is milf and think people should hail Satan and you want to smoke weed with the virgin Mary. That's great man. Thats very scary and rocks my whole world. Did you know that you are lame? That you come across as an incredibly boring person who thinks a lot about their identity because they think its a shortcut to being interesting? That most people who aren't autistic read your posts and roll their eyes because they find you generic, embarrassing and stupid? Did you know that you aren't a real person?

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feliciad · 7 months

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Anastasiasatani, I first came to know of you, through your post, "Be honest with yourself ", via littlesally666. I had been raised Christian & in later years, had taught from the Bible. As you know, many things have been misinterpreted. I won't speak ill of yaweh or yeshua; however, as I know that truth, resulting from a personal relationship, I also have also come to know the TRUTH about Satan; as a result of my PERSONAL relationship with Him. I had tried to commit to Him, forever, last year; however, accepted yaweh's offer to receive me back, with open arms & complete forgiveness. Fast forward to my most recent birthday: I was in a lot of pain; so, left work, early that morning to return home. Satan had set the whole thing in motion; providing me the opportunity to acquire some ice cream cake strain weed, with a THC level of 23, some sexy eyeshadow & panties, the day before. I smoked about 1/2 the weed, after slutting myself up, for Satan's pleasure. While I was disappointed with the panties, the FUCK was mind blowing amazing, as I took the ribbed plunger 11 inches deep into my hungry ass. After cuming I asked myself the question, "Is it worth it"? If it was just about the intense pleasure & cuming the answer might have been, not necessarily; but, I had BEGGED for Satan to make me fall DEEPLY in love with Him; &, I considered how sexy it was for Him to orchestrate a sexy birthday gift for ME. In "Being honest with myself", the answer became crystal clear: YES! Satan is 100% worth it! Because I had fallen DEEPLY in love with Satan, it became sooo easy to sincerely, without hesitation or reservation to commit my heart, my soul & my body to Him, FOREVER! Not long after, He provided another opportunity for me to worship Him with ALL my heart. I had just the last little bit of a silver tip joint, remaining. I was planning to hit that; then, smoke some more of the ice cream cake strain; but, I hit the silver tip like a baser; refusing to allow any of the smoke to escape my lungs, as I kept shotgunning, as deep as possible & got sooo fucking high. This time, I wore super slippery panties & experienced intense sexual pleasure, stroking the crotch while worshipping Satan with ALL my fucking heart & repeating again & again & again, "Oh Satan, I love You with ALL my heart, I worship You! You are my God & my Goddess, I eagerly bow before You to worship You & I will have no other Gods or Goddesses, other than You! Take me to fucking hell so that I can worship You, FOREVER! FUCK I LOVE YOU"!!! I have NEVER been happier! Knowing that I am going to hell to be with The One, Whom I love, with ALL my heart & to worship & pleasure Him, FOREVER; & that it is now, FOREVER settled, is an amazingly sexy feeling!!! I LOVE SATAN, my one & ONLY TRUE God & Goddess to worship FOREVER: Hail Satan!

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janewindsorcollage · 2 years

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“Pet Cats, Smoke Weed, Hail Satan”

Mixed media collage, 2022

#collage #collage art #dark art #paper collage #gothic art #paper art #cutandpaste #artists on tumblr #dark aesthetic #illustration #satanic art #surrealism #weedporn #high art

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catrinita-jadez · 1 year

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Maverick Bus

(Son of Topher and Liberty)

Similar to his father (a troll on Twitter and every social with the same user [I_hate.pr1son])

Similar to his mother (defending people)

Kinda like those teens from the 2000s, he does smoke weed (aka raisins).

He likes to tweet and post random stuff and troll around Twitter (like son like father)

And has a pet rat (named after Lucifer the possum) for his club (Hail Satan [vine reference])

#idk what to tag this as #art #traditional art #clone high oc #clone high reboot #clone high #bored

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onlyhurtforaminute · 1 year

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SACRAL-SMOKE WEED, DRINK BEER, HAIL SATAN

#SACRAL #black n' roll #BLACKENED SPEED METAL;#BLACKENED HEAVY METAL #METAL #HEAVY METAL;#THREE OF CUPS #2023 EP

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dvdregionseven · 6 months

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This is just a reminder for the people at the back that both sides have their pluses and minuses in the marketplace of ideas and striving towards a new tomorrow is the impetus of the average hardworking joe whose heart and mind are with the people of the places that need it the most. Our thoughts and prayers go out to those effected by the actions of those we disagree with as a people united in our beliefs in the common good, common sense, and common folks. In striving for unity as a people we have all made mistakes, but we've come together to prove what's right time after time and again and again.

all cops are bastards smoke weed everyday hail satan

#aaron sorkin will be punished for his crimes

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roomtemperaturesuggestion · 10 months

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hail weed smoke satan my bwoi. demonic levels of sour. brimstone blunts of beelzebub bubba kush. just got that dante alighieri pack. that bandai namco. man we smokin on the shit that make the devil cry, baby. niggas gotta light up in a salt ring under a blood moon. and u bring a virgin sacrifice to the smoke sesh or we not passing u SHIT, pussy

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wolven-maw · 11 months

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hail pussy smoke satan eat weed

#good morning

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geleswintha · 1 year

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