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fandomsandwritings · 4 years

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Gender Reveal

Show: Hawaii Five-0

Pairing: Steve McGarrett x Female!Reader

Warnings: Absolutely none, this is absolute fluff. Soft!Steve makes my heart happy

Request: Can I request Steve McGarrett x reader with pregnancy fluff please? Maybe like a gender reveal party with the whole squad and it’s just super fluffy? - @coffee-wihtout-caffeine

A/N: Sorry this took me so long but classes just started back up and doing them completely online is stressing me out! But anyway enjoy my first request!

You slowly opened your eyes as the morning light began to shine through the bedroom window.

“Is there a reason you’re staring at me?” you ask softly before opening your eyes and meet a pair of blue-green ones staring back at you.

“I know you haven’t been sleeping well lately and I didn’t want to wake you by getting out of bed.” He speaks softly while brushing your hair out of your face and placing his hand on your stomach where a small bump had begun to form.

You placed your hand on top of his and the two of you just laid there for a few minutes.

“What time is it anyway?” you finally broke the silence

“Like 9am” He spoke cautiously

“You turned my alarm off!? Steve, we have people coming over today! I have to finish cleaning the house and make the food and set up the decorations.” You chaotically spoke as you got out of bed and started to make your way downstairs, not caring that you were only wearing one of Steve’s shirt.

“Wait, Y/N, you should change.” You heard Steve yell from the bedroom as he was getting dressed but you just ignored him as you continued down the stairs and into the kitchen but immediately stopped when you realized you weren’t alone.

Steve came up behind you. “I asked them to come over early to help set up so you wouldn’t have to.” He spoke while kissing the top of your head while Kono, Danny, and Grace stared back at you. Thankfully you weren’t showing too much and the shirt was still pretty long on you. The thought didn’t stop the blush on you face though.

“Good morning sleeping beauties.” Danny finally spoke after a few minutes.

“Why don’t we go set up some of the outdoor decorations.” Kono spoke while gesturing for Grace to follow her.

You began to slowly back up, “I’m just going to get dressed.” You say before making your way back upstairs.

Steve and Danny just stood in the kitchen for a moment before Danny spoke.

“You ready for this?” He asks while going back to working on putting food on trays.

“Being a dad? Yeah. I mean you can do it so it shouldn’t be too hard.” Steve jokes while walk to the counter to help him.

“Haha. Well I’m sure you want a boy, so that’ll be easier for you than having a girl.”

“Who says I want a boy?” Steve asked

“Well I just figured you want a kid you can teach all your SEAL stuff too.”

“And I can’t give a girl any SEAL training?” Steve asked accusingly.

“I mean I guess you can. Please Steven, if you have a girl do not give her grenades as presents.”

“I would not give her grenades,” Steve started while making is way outside with a tray of food, “I’d start small with tear gas.”

Danny stood shaking his head as you made your back downstairs. “Your husband is insane.”

“Tell me something I don’t know.” You laughed while grabbing a piece of fruit and popping it into your mouth.

“You guys really will make great parents though. And I can’t wait to spoil them.”

“Please this kid is just going to complain about how Uncle Danny is grumpy all the time.”

“Hey, I’m not grumpy all the time!” Danny argued

“Sure.” You laughed and made your way outside where you heard more voices.

Chin had shown up at some point while you were upstairs as well as Kamekona and Adam.

“Hello beautiful.” Steve said while pulling you into his side and kissing the side of your head.

“Hi handsome.” You responded while wrapping your arm around his back

“Everyone is here so let’s get this gender revealed!” Kamekona spoke while wiggling his eyebrows.

“Well not everyone.” You said while checking your phone.

“No everyone is here babe.” Steve said

“I had a surprise of my own.” You said as your secret guest walked out the back door.

“Mary?” Steve said in disbelief while walking towards his sister.

“Hey big bro, you didn’t think I was going to miss the gender reveal of my first niece or nephew.” She spoke while the hugged him.

“Ok now everyone is here.” You spoke up while they separated from their hug and Steve came back to you.

“I love you.” He spoke softly into your ear while Chin set everything up.

The team had somehow found grenade shaped gender reveal smoke bombs. All you and Steve had to do was pull the pins.

The team gathered in front of the two of you and began to countdown.

“No matter what gender this baby is, I know I’ll love it forever and I’ll always be there for them and for you.” Steve spoke seriously while staring into your eyes.

“I know you will Steve.” You knew from the moment you met Steve that he would be an amazing parent and you were so grateful that you had him as your partner.

“3…2…1” They chanted, and you and Steve pulled the pins.

Pink smoke billowed out and everyone cheered. You hugged Steve with tears in your eyes.

“I’m so happy Steve, I love you.”

As you pulled away from the hug you saw tears in Steve’s eyes as well.

#Steve McGarrett #steve mcgarrett x reader #steve mcgarrett oneshot #Hawaii Five 0 #hawaii five 0 imagine #hawaii five 0 fanfiction #Hawaii five o oneshot #hawaii five o imagine #Steve mcgarrett fluff

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xxmackenziexx · 3 years

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Chapter Five

Chapter Summary: Bucky is kinda of a creep in this chapter, and he makes a notable revelation. Reader and Steve get some game time in and we also get to learn a bit about a traumatic event that happened to the reader and some more background information.

Warnings: mentions of a car crash that resulted in mild injury, voyeurism(?), mild sexual content, jealousy, video game violence

Word Count: 3,162

A/N: I'm not 100% in love with certain parts of this chapter and I think it's because there are some parts that may seem random and don't make sense but it'll be explained and discussed more later on. Also, are the POV changes of the same things okay? I try not to get too descriptive with both but there are certain things that happen that need to be addressed by both of them, I think. Is it weird? Too much? Not enough? Please let me know!!!

As you blindly began the process of stripping your clothes and getting into the shower you couldn't get those images of Bucky out of your mind. It was mind-blowing how much you enjoyed it all, that whole interaction just replaying in your mind, over and over again. ‘Baby doll.’ God, how did such a simple phrase turn you on so much? Well, that was easy to figure out, it's because he said them, looking like that. Why? It was so frustrating, he was so frustrating. It's not like you could just ask him out like you would literally any other person, he was different. He was your friend before anything else. And you just could not risk it. Knowing you had no other option, you were determined to simply ignore your insane attraction and the way you felt about Bucky. Plain and simple. Maybe it would go away if you didn't acknowledge it. Yeah....that's a good idea.

Getting out of the shower, you dried your hair quickly then put on your boy shorts and a tank top, doing your best to pretend that everything with Bucky was just gonna go back to normal. It had to. Walking back into your room you decided to text Steve and see if he'd be up for a few rounds of Warzone or something. You needed something to distract you, so you plopped down on your belly near the foot of your bed, idly swinging your feet above your backside as you used your elbows to prop yourself up. Scrolling through your contacts you found Steve's name and typed a quick message. *Hey Steve, you up?* You decided to scroll through various social media pages before your phone buzzed with a response. *hey y/n! Yea I'm up, what's up?* *Was just wondering if you wanted to play something. I said I'd text you. Lol.* *oh yea...I forgot about that. Lol.* *Obviously. Lol. So you gettin' on or no?* *yeah, lemme log on really quick* *Okay, doing the same* You got up from your bed, hit with a sudden wave of grogginess, and yawned and stretched, your arms raising above your head before you went over to the computer to get everything set up to play with Steve. Putting on your headset and placing yourself in your gaming chair, you shivered when the backside of your upper thigh hit the cold leather, opting to pull your knees to your chest in between your arms as they reached out to the mouse and keyboard. Now comfortable, you opened up the game launcher, seeing Steve was already online and added him to your party, and turned the microphone on your headset on before saying hello to Steve. "Hey man, you ready to pay for my new favorite gun?" You laughed as you scrolled through the available bundles for purchase, looking for a specific weapon that recently came out. "A deal's a deal y/n, I'd be honored to." He huffed amused. You hummed in response as you searched for what you wanted when your phone buzzed. You picked it up off the desk and saw a snap chat notification from Bucky and with a sigh, you opened it. All around him was dark, but his face and upper body was exposed in the dim light from his screen, his face was in a forced pout with the caption *I can't sleep:(* And despite your previous wishes to ignore the way your body responded to the sight of him, it betrayed you. You immediately felt your pulse pick up speed and noted that the grainy quality of the photo did nothing to deter from the quality of the subject...and his pecs...and abs...and his puffy pink lips... Snapping back into reality you held your phone above you, getting an angle that showed you sitting in your chair and that you were obviously playing Warzone with the caption *Sorry boutcha. Lol. Wanna play with me and Steve?* Making some small talk with Steve while the purchase went through the various avenues needed you got another notification and opened it. Bucky was sneering, his lip curled up in obvious disgust. No caption needed for that one you thought to yourself. You replied with turning your chair to display the new weapon Steve bought you with your hand held out like one of those ladies on a TV game show presenting a prize, an exaggerated smile on your face and your eyebrows raised high. No caption.

You and Steve were done getting your loadouts the way you wanted them, both of you asking questions and making suggestions along the way, now ready to begin playing. You hadn’t gotten a reply from Bucky so you tried not to think about him, and after a while, it was easy to become engrossed in the game. You and Steve worked well together, both of you made sure to call out any enemies in the vicinity and give each other cover when needed. There was now only one other squad of duos and if you and Steve could take them out, you’d win. With the circle getting smaller and smaller, you found yourself unable to precisely locate the last two players. The circle was located on a hill with rock formations jutting out precariously, you and Steve were currently hiding behind trees, hating the fact that the other two players had the high ground.

“Hey, you good on armor? I got nothing on the heartbeat sensor so we’re gonna have to chance it going up the hill.” You asked Steve, explaining what you hoped was a foolproof plan to secure your combined victory.

“Hold on,” He said as he filled up his armor and checked the ammo on his weapons, “Alright, think this is as good as it's gonna get. Ready?” He asked.

“Ready.” You replied before the two of you slowly and quietly parted ways, branching off on either side of where you assumed the enemy team to be. Steve positioned himself a distance away, crouched next to a tree so he could observe and assist when needed without drawing notice to his position. You were just underneath a rock ledge and quickly threw a grenade overhead to scatter the enemy, moving quickly up the hill and positioned yourself in a way to give Steve a clean shot if needed. You heard footsteps and barely saw a figure running behind a small bush, you took aim and opened fire, downing your enemy then delivering the finishing move.

“Downed one of 'em.” You told Steve, just as shots rang out and you got hit. You quickly tried to find cover before you yourself got downed. Crawling to Steve so he could revive you. “I’m hit, I’m hit! I couldn’t see him.”

“Get your ass over here y/n.” Steve admonished, still scanning the area for the final person between you and victory. He healed you and you used your last two armor plates, not quite at full defenses. You both got the notification a grenade was in your vicinity before you scattered just in time to miss the damage. As Steve went right and you went left you saw the final player behind a large rock, taking aim at Steve. You quickly pinged his location, telling Steve he was right there, but not quick enough before he delivered a series of fatal shots at Steve. You took your chance and took aim, earning you and Steve your victory.

“YES!!” You roared, jolting from your seat with your hands up in the air before you did a little victory jig while Steve laughed and congratulated you.

“I am the best ever. Bow before me.” You said more to yourself than anyone else. Steve only laughed before you finally sat back down, beaming with pride. Neither of you starting another game, electing to instead just talk a bit, not about anything in particular. He asked about when your truck was gonna be out of the shop and you told him what the garage told you, hopefully, Monday. He asked about your photography business. “It’s doing well, I got commissioned by the school board again to do the homecoming photos so that’ll be fun, I’ve got some neat ideas for the photo station that line up with the theme they’re choosing. I’ve had to reschedule a few photoshoots since my truck was dinged up so bad by that damn drunk driver, but I’m just glad their insurance covered the full cost of repairs because my truck was perfect. I had just gotten it done up the way I wanted it.” You chucked as you recalled all the additions you had done to your truck when your phone buzzed again. It was another photo of Bucky looking sad with the caption *I’m sad* and you typed a quick message instead of taking a photo and asked why he was sad.

“Well, I’m happy for you y/n. I'm glad that asshole had to pay for what he did, it’s crazy you didn’t get hurt more than you did in that accident. I saw the damage to your truck and I was sure you were gonna be in the hospital for a few weeks. We were all worried for you. Who is that drunk that early in the damn morning anyway?” He said as he remembered the story going around the school and seeing the pictures you sent to Bucky when he showed Steve.

“Yeah…my truck took most of the hit thankfully.” You said softly, being transported back to the moment it happened. You were at a red light, on your way to school, your light turned green and you pressed off the brake when a smaller truck t boned you, hitting you directly on the driver's door at a speed the police report said was roughly 40-50 miles per hour. You remember the way your body was violently thrown to the side and you could vividly recall the sound of breaking glass, tires screeching and the hiss of the engine as it was damaged. You could smell the smoke and the burnt rubber. Everything happened so fast it took you a second to realize that you had been in an accident, you didn’t know it at the time but you had a concussion, some scrapes here and there and some sprains to your neck and back and you were gonna be sore for quite a while. The offending driver wasn’t so lucky, he was hurt pretty bad but he would live. You spent about two days in the hospital and had to take it easy for a while afterward. The doctors and the police all said you were lucky to be alive, that they’d seen the exact same accident where there were no survivors. It was a bit daunting.

Your phone buzzed, bringing you out of your reverie. It was Bucky again. He was curled up in his bed on his side, one arm angled under head like a pillow. *just miss you* the caption read.

“So with you taking pictures and everything at homecoming are you not gonna have time to dance or anything ?” Steve asked hesitantly, your mind coming back to the present.

You shrugged even though you knew he couldn’t see, force of habit. “I dunno, I wasn’t really planning on going with anyone. I usually don’t.”

He was still slouched on the couch, his imagination going back and forth between her in the shower and other various compromising positions, enjoying the way his briefs became tighter and tighter when she finally came back from her shower. And his breath halted when he had a perfect view of what she was wearing, sitting up slowly as if in a trance.

Her hair was still wet as it fell from her shoulders and landed on her chest, she was wearing a black tank top that she often used when they worked out together, it was tight and he quite enjoyed the way it clung to her stomach, ending shortly below her belly button and how it left nothing to the imagination about the shape and size of her breasts.

Her legs laid bare before him as she was in a pair of boy shorts that resembled boxers but were barely more than a regular pair of underwear. The waistband sitting nicely on her hip bones, not quite meeting the hem of her tank, left a sliver of skin on her lower belly he longed to run his hand over. When she laid on her bed, her back was to him, so he dared to get up from his spot and get a better look as she swung her legs back and forth, the way her shorts rode up a bit gave him a tantalizing glimpse of her thighs and how the muscles there behaved with the action of her legs. Her tank top had now ridden up and he could see the skin of her lower back, just above where the slopes of her cheeks began. He was mesmerized. He had seen her wear that shirt often enough but he had a whole new appreciation for it now. Her fingers were tapping the screen in front of her and he idly wondered what she was doing before he had to practically run back to the couch when she got up. And then she stretched. And dear lord he almost came just at the sight. Her arms reached up high, and she was on her tippy toes, her shirt rode up even more and he fought the urge to roll his eyes in pleasure, not wanting to miss the display before him. He wished more than anything he could feel her soft skin as his hands roamed her body, feeling the way she would tremble at his touch.

Now finished stretching she made her way to the computer, jumping a little as she sat down and repositioned herself. He chuckled at her, knowing the seat was probably cold and he envied the black leather. He saw that she was getting ready to play Warzone and remembered that she had made plans with Steve and he scoffed at the notion. Seeing she was scrolling through the weapons he decided to see if he could fluster her a bit as he opened the app with a yellow background. He snapped a photo, making sure to not give away his position in his room but giving enough away he knew she would enjoy the view, pouting his lips as enticingly as he could.

He saw her reaction to the image and he grinned proudly, knowing he had succeeded, seeing her pose and send a picture in response. Seeing the way her breasts were pressed up against her knees he licked his lip before taking it between his teeth. God, she was sexy. He sat there looking over the photo as he grabbed himself through his pajama pants briefly before the image timed out and he finally noticed her question. He basked in the feeling in his briefs for a small second before he replied. He decided to just show his distaste for joining instead of voicing it. He watched as she angled her chair in a way that displayed her monitor and her face and his phone buzzed, seeing the actual photo he smiled, she was showing him her new gun that Steve bought as a result of that fated bet, the one that kind of changed everything.

He was lost in thought at how much things had changed in such a small amount of time since then and he felt conflicted for the first time about what exactly he was doing. He was being a bit of a creep…right? With a sigh, he realized he needed to stop, realized he was invading her privacy and it wasn’t right, he felt bad. He took one last glance at the window and saw her take out a player before the screen quickly indicated her and Steve won 1st place. He smiled when he could hear and see her reaction. She shot up out of her chair and raised her arms in victory, then began lightly running in place with her arms bent by her sides before she spread her legs with a jump and began swinging her hips in a circle as she did the same with her arms out in front of her. He laughed out loud at how dorky and sexy she could be at the same time. This, this right here is why he loved her. It was confounding and blew him away, but he loved it. He loved her.

He saw they hadn’t started another game and wondered why before he noticed she was talking animatedly about something…with Steve. He didn’t like the feelings he was feeling right now, he had no right to be jealous or angry but that’s the position he found himself in. With a huff he went to his bed and sent her another photo, this time genuinely pouting and being sad. Much to his dismay, she just sent a quick message instead of a photo. He rolled to the side and answered honestly with a photo and caption, he did miss her. He wanted her to be in his bed, laying next to him on her side and with his arm wrapped around her middle, her back to his chest. And then he realized he could technically have that, or a version of that. So, he sent another quick photo asking her if she wanted to come over and watch a movie with him since they were both up. They’d done it before, both of their parents knew it wasn’t all that strange to find them in each other’s beds in the morning or find them empty, whenever they did sneak over to each other’s room at night, they always left a note for their parents. His phone buzzed with a response in the affirmative and his heart soared. He quickly got out of bed and closed his curtains, not wanting her to know what he had done earlier before he walked downstairs to meet her at the door. He sat on the porch steps waiting for her, realizing she had to log off the computer as he was stealing her away from Steve and she also had to leave a note for her mom. Hearing her front door open and her keys jingle as she locked it, he looked in her direction and watched her walk towards him, still in the outfit from earlier. He smiled at her as she reached him and stood up.

“Hey, doll.” He said as he lifted his arm to take her into a side hug, wrapping his arm around the back of her neck and pulling her to his bare chest, and kissing the top of her head.

“Hey, Buck.” She responded quietly, smiling softly as she pulled away from him to open the door and start up the stairs.

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mrsmarymorstan · 5 years

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So I have never played fortnite. I will probably never play fortnite. But I DID make the mistake of watching a Taliesin Jaffe (41 yrs old) and Matt Mercer (36 yrs Old) attempt to play it, straight after reading Super Sons.

Which now means, all I wanna see, is Clark Kent going up against Bruce Wayne, with Jon and Damian frantically cheering them on/berating them from the side lines. Because if you are 12 years old, this is how you REALLY find out who is better, Batman or Superman.

Clark decides that he's just going to build things and collect items that might be useful. He hasn't really got the hang of the whole, last-man-standing vibe. He'd rather team up with people and work together! His username is probably something like "I_heart_Krypto" since all variations of "Superman" were taken. He loves seeing all the people running around in Superman costumes. Though it is a little bizarre to be killed by someone wearing your work clothes. Jon tries to give advice but it's mostly just yelling and head desking when his dad is, yet again, taken out by another sniper.

Bruce, takes the batman approach. He pays for all the coolest gear and the most sleek outfit. He notices that, even though Damian claims he has never played the game, there is are several transactions on the Wayne Account for the game. He notices there is a Batman costume that he suggests buying. Damian's insistence that it is a ridiculous outfit nobody should ever buy, is not a good enough lie to get past the world's greatest detective. Despite his obvious disapproval of using guns to kill people, he has no problem throwing grenades, smoke bombs, building forts and taking people out from the shadows. It's just a game, after all. And it seems to fulfil that in-built need Damian has when it comes for blood shed. If it keeps it at bay, it can't be that bad. Plus, it's something they can enjoy together.

The boys set up headsets, and trash talk each other. The dads are too busy focussing on the game, but Clark tries his best to say something every now and then. Bruce is silent. It sort of unnerves Clark more.

The main goal, is just to see who lasts longer. And really, neither of them do. Clark's tatic of "build your own Fortress Of Solitude" works pretty well, but it's nowhere enough to get them to the top 10. Bruce got Top 5 once, pretty much by sheer luck.

The REAL MVP though? Lois Lane. She has the record is the Kent Vs Wayne contest for times comming first, with Cassandra a close second.

Jason has his own account, and keeps an eye out for when they're online. He is infamous for taking Bruce out at the last moment, preventing him from moving forward. Bruce knows it's him, but doesn't say anything, because in a way, it's nice to see him participating in family night activities.

Tim and Steph once hacked the game to give Damian's character a pink rhinestone Red Robin outfit that he couldn't get rid off for a week.

#Superman #Batman #Supersons #BatFam #Damian Wayne #Jon Kent #Fic Prompts #I guess?#God I never expected this to go on for as long as it did but THERE YOU GO!

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surveys-at-your-service · 5 years

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Survey #183

“clothes trailing from the back door to the bedroom, and i don’t even know your name.”

Would you ever become a fan of a team you hate to please your spouse? Lol no. Can you handle scary movies? Easily. How often do you get a new purse…and for guys a new wallet? Not often at all. What is the most money that you have ever spent on getting your nails done? This doesn't apply to me, I don't get them done. Once a cheater, always a cheater? No, but I wouldn't date someone who ever did. What word describes your last relationship? Verification, I suppose? I learned I love him just platonically. Do you sneak into movie theaters? No. You can make one person fall eternally in love with you, who do you choose? I don't want to *make* anyone do that. Is there ever a happily ever after? Yeah, but sadly not for everyone. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? Not terribly, but the closet could make me nervous. Do you like guys with beards? It depends on the guy. What annoys you most of the same sex? This isn't generalizing, I think we can all agree girls have a greater tendency to be short in arguments or if we're just in a bad mood. Do you have a fake I.D.? No. Would you ever travel to Africa? I already wanna go. Would you date someone 5 years older than you? Yeah. Does it bother you when girls make duck faces? It doesn't bother me, I just think it looks dumb. Have you ever been fingered? Yeah. Have you ever been to California? Did you like it? Never gone. What do you do the most when you are online? Watch YT, RP, browse dA, surveys... Do you like to dance? If so, what is your favorite move? I do, but there's no way I could survive dance classes in my current shape. Fave move, idk. When was the last time you got a haircut? Few days before going to Sara's in October. I need another. Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? YUP. I won't date you if it's any more than very rarely. Honestly, if you wanted to get laid right now, could you? No. what is your favorite font? Of the "normal" ones, Garamond. Would you make a good movie critic? Noooo. I'm not very criticizing of movies, honestly. Do you like deviled eggs? Omfg NO. I fucking abhor egg yolk in any form. What is your favorite Horror movie? Either of the Blair Witch Project movies. What career are you most interested in? Paleontologist. Have you ever seen a rooster? Welcome to the South, buckaroo. What’s your favorite sweetheart name (baby, honey, angel, dumpling) "Love" or "sweetheart." Has a little kid ever fallen asleep on your lap before? Yes. Have you ever thrown a grenade? No. Have you ever owned a rocking horse? Maybe? Who was the last person you took a picture with? Sara. What’s your favorite kind of float? (coke, root beer) Coke. Have you ever seriously mourned the death of a pet? Like extremely seriously, not really, I think? Shadow was hard, but I don't believe it was too serious. I saw him dying days before it happened. Can you surf/boogie board? No. Medals, ribbons, or trophies? (or just plain cash?) I'll take the money. If any of your friends had really bad body odor, would you tell them? No. Would you ever try anal? If you have, were you always keen to try it? NO NO NO IT GROSSES ME OUT SO MUCH. What age do you want to live until? Maybe like, at least 70. If all jobs paid the same, what would you be doing? Photography. If you heard your best friend’s significant other was cheating on them, would you tell them? Even if you couldn’t prove it? No shit, but I'd be sure to include I only heard it. What is the story behind your pet’s name? Teddy: reminded us of a teddy bear. Bentley: idk. Roman: thought it sounded regal, like cats. Venus: beautiful, her color is similar to the planet. Mitsu: I gave all my rats "m" names. Kaiju: I'd wanted an iguana named after a huge lizard creature forever. What’s something that you once liked, but now hate? Country music. If you were to get engaged, what’s your dream engagement ring? Rose gold something. If you discovered you were pregnant at this point in time, would you keep it or abort it? Why? If out of my own carelessness, I'd keep it but adopt it out. If in any other way, idk. If my life was at risk, yes, and I'd really have to consider if it'd be too traumatic for me with how I feel about pregnancy. What is the last thing you googled? I forgot. Throughout your life, what was your favorite birthday and why? Idk. If everyone was required to make a YouTube channel, what would your content be like? Um... I suppose chill let's plays, no camera? I'd want to hide my identity 'cuz I ain't even risking popularity. How far away do you live from the closest mall? 15-ish minutes? Why do you dislike/hate the person you most dislike/hate? I don't hate anyone I personally know, but I most dislike Colleen for a novel of reason. Are you disrespectful to a lot of people? Definitely not. Do you like the color pink? Pink is everything. On Facebook, do you have people listed as your siblings who aren’t really your siblings? Haven't in a long time. Doesn’t it annoy you when couples post things to each other’s wall on Facebook that are all mushy and gross and NO ONE CARES? No, fuck off. Let people express love of each other. You SHOULD care to some degree that a couple lives in love. What was the last song you had on repeat? "Black Wedding" by In This Moment ft. Rob Halford. Are you drifting away from your best friend? Absolutely not. Would you feel hurt if your last ex was in a relationship? No, I'd be super happy for him. Are you currently wanting any piercings? Always. Do you have trouble sleeping when it’s storming? Nooo, bring it on. What language do you want to learn how to speak? German. Have you ever jumped off a high dive into a pool? No. Did you ever watch Lilo & Stitch as a child? I was obsessed. Have you ever been to one of the great lakes? No, flew past one to Sara's, though. Do you have light posts on your street? No. How about sidewalks? No. What is one food combination you enjoy that others might think is weird? Waffles/pancakes with peanut butter. How do you tend to feel when the year is ending? Hopeful for new beginnings, dreading the ending, etc? I don't feel anything about it. There's nothing truly special about it. What bad habit have you had the longest? What about a good habit? Picking at my nails; manners. Is there anything you do that you are ashamed of? What about proud? Download music; treat animals with the respect they deserve. What is one compliment you find particularly meaningful? What about an insult you find particularly devastating? Calling me kind; calling me weak or that I'll go nowhere. Have you ever had a lucid dream? Share it, if you wish? No. Do you find sleep paralysis to be scary or not so much? Never experienced it, but it sounds absolutely horrifying. Do you have any truly unpopular opinions? If so, share one? Sure. Hormone treatment is an awful idea. What would you say is your biggest accomplishment from the past year? Uhhhhh. I suppose making big progress stretching past my comfort zone. When was the last time you went through a major life change/event? I think me coming out last year was a pretty big event, especially as it led to an incredible relationship. How many places have you lived throughout your life, and which one was your favorite? Four, and as far as location, #3. Overall happiness in the home, #2. Without saying names, what is something you wish you could say to someone? "Look who was wrong." Do you have any typing quirks, or do you prefer to type ‘properly’? I think I use the wrong shift key for a certain letter... but idk off the top of my head. Who do you judge more harshly - others or yourself? Myself. What is the most difficult thing you have ever had to accept? Jason no longer loved me. What is something you do to help yourself feel better on a bad day? Watch some of my fave YT vids. Who or what in life has taught you the most about love? The breakup. Other than in a plane, what’s the highest elevation you’ve experienced? Have you ever had altitude sickness? Driving on a mountain, and no. If you had all the artistic ability you needed, what kinds of things would you most like to draw? MY OCS. Or just meerkats in general, but with macabre scenes. What’s a song that you’re ashamed to say you like? "Bitches" by Hollywood Undead, for one. Ever had sex in a public place? No. Do you do something about it when your stomach hurts, or just let it be? I take medicine. I handle stomachaches very poorly. Do you ever have binges that last for hours, watching YouTube videos? Um?????? Every day????????????????? Do you believe sex should be mandatory in an ongoing dating relationship? No. How do you feel about smoking weed? I've gotten more and more "whatever" about it, but I'm still not a huge fan of the idea. We already complain about cigs and cancer, why legalize something with more carcinogens? Medicinally tho, I'm for it. What foods can you absolutely not eat? Beans are a big 'ole fuck no. Kisses on the cheek or the neck? Depends on the mood. List four things about your facial appearance: I have a real obvious dimple on my left cheek. I have two prominent scars on my chin from when I fainted directly onto it. My eyes are gray/greenish blue. I've been told a lot I have long eyelashes but I don't wanna get up and go to a mirror to verify. List four things about your general appearance: I have dry skin, mY LEG HAIR IS FUCKING PITCH BLACK AND I HATE IT, the nail on my left ring finger is slightly deformed, and I have really thick hair. It’s getting pretty cold now, isn’t it? Do you have the heating on? Yes. Do you like hot, cold, or lukewarm showers? Kinda hot, normally. What are you favorite color eyes? Sapphire or light blue. Do you have long arm hair? Not really. Does your family put up Christmas lights? Yes. Favorite holiday? Halloween. Any bands you used to like and are now embarrassing to you? Not off the top of my head... but there's probs some. Have you ever taken part in a threesome? No. Have you told your parents all of your secrets from when you were a teen? No. When was the last time you built a sandcastle? Forever ago. Do you care about gun laws? Yes. How does alcohol affect you? I become more talkative and outgoing, and I get a warm sensation in my stomach. I don't know if my face still flushes. What color is your toothpaste? Blue. Have you ever inhaled helium? Shit, have I? What is your favorite kind of pasta? Normal noodles. Do you keep up-to-date with current news and events? Noooot at all. Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize? Yes, but I don't really feel he meant it. Who is the worst driver you know? How about the best driver? Jason; Mom, easily. Honestly, have you ever said a racist joke? I actually don't believe so. Are you comfortable hanging out with your friend’s boyfriends/girlfriends? I can't really relate to this, but it wouldn't bother me. Where were you when you got your first period? I'd just gotten home from school. Are you more attracted to men or women? Ohhhh that's hard. Romantically, easily women, but sexually, uh... idrk. If you had to choose a stripper name, what would it be? huh True or False: Everything happens for a reason. False. Who was the last person to really hurt you? Mom. What was the main subject of your last telephone conversation? I was locked outside of my house and needed Mom to come home to help. When drinking hard alcohol do you take shots more or make mixed drinks? I can't handle hard alcohol period. What is one song you listen to that you’re sure not many people do? Off the top of my head, I love "Abenteuerland" by Pur. Have you ever woken up next to someone after a night of drinking? No. Does your mail go to a P.O Box or to a mailbox at your house? A mailbox. Who was the last person from your high school graduating class you saw? Uhhh most likely Colleen. Do you enjoy kissing? Ye. What about making out? Yeah. Where are you most ticklish? DON'T FUCKIN TOUCH MY FEET. Have you ever been to an arena concert? No. Do you plan on having both your parents at your wedding? Yes. Has a friend ever really hurt you and you never told them? Maybe? Have you ever stayed on a ride at a theme park to ride it again? No. Where do you want to raise your children? I'm not having kids, but hypothetically, in nature. Are you afraid that if you do have children they will turn out like you? No. Have you ever slow danced to a song you didn’t know? No. Has someone ever dedicated a song to you? Yes. Do you like to have your hair pulled? I'm indifferent. Definitely don't do it hard. Do you work any holidays? N/A What is a quality someone might not assume you have? Apparently from being told, when I'm forced into talking, I don't seem shy??? I don't see it. When you are in a group that is overwhelmingly male, how noticeable is it to you? Does it make you feel any differently than being in a group that is mixed or predominantly female? It's noticeable to me, and I'm likely to be more anxious. Especially if I'm not with someone else. I'd feel safer with females. Do you have a makeup item or style trick that you feel improves your look significantly and that you feel like you couldn’t go without now that you have it? I feel eyeliner makes me look far better above anything else, but I like, never wear makeup period. Did you have to “unlearn” any expectations or wrong ideas, particularly about romance, that you gained as a child either from media you consumed or from people around you (e.g., fairy tale endings, or that dramatic relationships are healthy, etc.)? Happy endings, that if you tried hard enough, love always prevailed. Are there any bands or artists that you were really into at one point but that you never listen to anymore, not even to reminisce? Ummm not that I recall? What are some wedding trends that you really dislike? If you can’t think of anything, have you ever seen something at a wedding that made you cringe? Ummm idk. Is there something that happened in high school that you’re still salty about (e.g., a bully getting credit for your work)? Nah, not that I can think of. When someone hurts your feelings or offends you are you more likely to lash out at them, quietly withdraw, or something else? Withdraw, but become pretty short and/or sarcastic. Do you read reddit? If so, how often and what subreddits do you like? No. Do you listen to any podcasts? How do you listen to them? No. Does your skin bruise easily? Do you have any bruises right now? What from? Yes, and no. What’s your boss’s first name? Do you call him/her by that name? N/A Who was the last person you played a video game with? I played Pokemon with my niece and nephew. :') They loved it and I was a V PROUD aunt. Last game you played at an arcade? Who even knows. Last funeral you attended? Uhhhh. I don't remember. I want to say for my old babysitter, but that doesn't sound accurate... I swear I've been to one after. What was your favorite nursery rhyme as a child? Does the little piggy one count cuz I LOVED THAT SHIT with my mom. Who was your childhood hero? Steve Irwin. He's still a hero to me. What is your favorite cousin’s first name? I don't have a fave. What was the name of your first stuffed animal? Oh BOY, I couldn't tell you. It was a little bunny holding a polka-dot blanket. What was your least favorite food as a child? Idk. Where did your mother and father meet for the first time? At work. What is your oldest sibling’s middle name? I've no clue. What was your favorite place to visit as a child? THE ZOO BITCH TAKE ME AWAY Have you ever stayed in a cheap motel? No, I'm too much of a paranoid germaphobe to. What about a 5 star hotel? I highly doubt it. Have you ever gotten a massage? Not professionally. Have you ever given a massage? Yeah. Have you ever been to Disneyland or Disney World? The latter. What is the last gift you received and from who? A snake keychain Sara made. :') What are you currently dressed in? Skull pj pants with an Umbreon tank. Are you listening to any music right now? If so, what are you listening to? "Not The American Average" by Asking Alexandria slaps.

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Sword Art Online Alternative: Gun Gale Online - Episode 09

Right, at this point I know I’m gonna finish this series on Tumblr. Beyond that…Fuck, I don’t know. Look, it’s anime. Sword Art Online Alternative: Gun Gale Online, episode 09. Here we GO!

-PREVIOUSLY ON GGO, a bunch of teams decided to hook together to try and take down M and Pito.

-PRESENTLY ON GGO, it’s all coming together. Twenty nine versus six. Pito’s thrilled, calling for an ambush and a bloodbath. M, lay out the plan for the nice men.

-Opening!

-The leaders are all in a group, watching the map as they call in to their various teams…They’ve come up on a waterfall with a cave behind it, where team PM4 seems to have hidden out, and thus begins a barrage of gunfire on the place!

-Episode 09! “Ten-Minute Massacre”

-But when it’s all over…Only M is behind the waterfall, and with just some glancing blows that got through his shield. So as they start moving in, he flings a pair of grenades to the mouth of the cave, drawing all attention on him! But while that happens, the generics work in from behind to clear out the long-range support, and that leaves Pito to dive in personally into the thick…

-Stealing a man’s gun to dive in full force, using just martial arts and stolen guns to fuck up everyone around her! And it’s working, as she blows a man’s head the fuck off his body with his own shotgun, chewing through the whole mess until there’s just two terrified bastards left…

-And Pito just watches them, as they watch her. Waiting to see if one of them’s willing to try and draw on her, as they both desperately try to survive…Until M tells her to finish it, and so she decides to just dig some extra pain in on them. It’s a shame, because these two men at least have some honor and dignity to them.

-While they’re still alive, M tries to tell them they should tell the leaders to resign with dignity, but Pito doesn’t want that! She wants to kill them painfully! Let her kill them painfully, M! And then she’s gone, but not before tossing a grenade to finally kill them off…

-As the team leaders realize what happened…And then realize they’re getting blasted! Pito got herself a .50 cal, and she’s splitting their fucking torsos open! The last guy manages to…Resign in the wake of it, his body collapsing. Back in the bar, everyone’s just watching in sheer terror…

-As they realize what she’s using. Specifically, it’s an M107A1…There’s only been a single confirmed drop of that gun on the entire Japanese server. She’s using a truly one-of-a-kind gun, and using it to destroy anyone around her. At this point, everyone’s fully convinced her team’s going to win…

-But of course, there’s a few other major challengers. Like LLENN, who’s working her way through the grass filled savannah of the Dome. Careful, you might get eaten. So the problem is, there’s three other teams inside this Dome, and SHINC and Memento Mori are near the Dome too…They’ve got to cut through stealthy like.

-And that’s when they start hearing gunfire. It’s distant, and automatic but LLENN can’t see Bullet Lines…So they’re fighting each other, right?

-…No. It doesn’t make sense for that. ALL the gunfire is coming from the same place. A gunfight would have multiple directions if it lasted long enough to be more than one or two exchanges. It’s a trap. They’re trying to cast a net and catch them in it. So, the girls have to keep stealthily moving, using their Bullet Lines to cast straight paths to follow…

-When LLENN spots one of the teams coming in to investigate, quickly doing the math and calling coordinates down to Fukaziroh! She gets spotted just in time for a grenade to come in, and with stealth abandoned, it’s in hard! In a flash, four men are dead, LLENN’s down a mag, and they’ve got to figure out a plan! Fukaziroh, get here fast!

-She perks her head up to start moving…And immediately has half a dozen Lines trained on her head! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

-LLENN can only hear Fukaziroh’s panic and despair in the comms…Nope, fuck that shit. Fuka, time for “That”! LLENN pops out the one silencer she elected to bring into the field, screwing it on, and flings her heavy cloak aside! VERTICAL DUMP, NOW! Fukaziroh slams six signal grenades overhead at all angles, filling the field with bright pink smoke!

-The men start realizing, far too late, that the Pink Devil is coming for them! LLENN moves fast, leaning solely on hearing to catch the confused men and blast them apart! This was supposed to be for Pito. This was how she was going to get the drop on her rival. But now she’s forced to use it here just to survive…Fuck all of you, you’re gonna DIE!

-One poor bastard gets caught in the thick, trying to give orders, and then LLENN has her barrel right to his cheek. Tell your men you took her down. Now. And if he refs—

-BANG

-Fine. They do this the hard way. She starts moving, hunting Bullet Lines down at full speed while the smoke still holds…Hold your remaining grenades, Fuka! They’re gonna need them, she can finish clearing this up!

-By the time visibility returns, the field is awash in Dead signs, and LLENN is pissed over the comms that she’s down to 500 rounds. Fukaziroh quietly decides she will never, ever piss Karen off ever again, as she hears LLENN immediately blast some fucker into swiss cheese—

-One of the last men, panicking, ends up tripping right over Fukaziroh! He’s unarmed, panicking, terrified, and Fukaziroh’s close enough to use her sidearm.

-She’s also terrible enough with it to magdump and he’s still alive. …Are you seriously that bad at using handguns? She is, however, pretty good at beaning him in the head with the empty pistol, and then battering his skull in with his machine gun!

-Finally, the girls can count flags, and seventeen…Wait, that pile of corpses is shy a flag! Up, now. Let’s be reasonable. Resign, let her save the ammo and yourself the pain.

-The one who was playing dead agrees, but would like to chat a bit first…Seems they’re a big fan of the cute strong type. Uh huh. Sure. Open those pouches on your chest. Yes, yes, of coPISTOL

-BANG

-And that’s your hand gone. Now open the fucking pouches. She can check your corpse just fine, you know! And out comes…LLENN knew it! Those long style pouches are holding P90 compatible mags!

-You’re going to drop your entire inventory.

-NOW.

-Or she’ll make this hurt. And make it slow. Fuka, get ready to grab everything. You DO know this is being broadcast, right? Are you seriously going to be so uncouth on a live broad—

-Are you done babbling or not?

-Then…How about a kiss of appreciation? Fukaziroh is increasingly disgusted with everyone in this game, while LLENN is, at this point, just wanting those mags. But fine, take them all out first! So, the magazines hit the ground, and oh, what an amount…

-LLENN made an agreement, though, and reluctantly makes that quick peck. And it turns out this figure is a bisexual woman who would like to be very good friends with the girls here, which is…I mean…Even acknowledging bisexual people exist is a kind of progress?

-So LLENN goes to get the mags, while Clarence here is about to resign…When she sees Bullet Lines, and tackles LLENN to the ground! GET DOWN!

-The first barrage comes in, as she throws LLENN into the grass before dying herself…Forcing LLENN and Fukaziroh to escape! They’re being tracked by Memento Mori now! This is FUCKING BAD.

-Credits!

Out of the frying pan and into the fire, huh? We’ll have to see what LLENN can pull together next time, in episode TEN of SAO Alt: GGO! Wait for it!

#where I watch #recap #anime #sword art online #gun gale online #sao alternative

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