Okay, this headline is killing me.
Of course they knew. It was the worst kept secret in the order. The council talked about it during their caf breaks, I’m sure. They just let Anakin think he’d fooled them. Mace and Yoda probably had a running bet on how long it would take Anakin to realize that they knew. Most of the 501st knew. Everyone knew. Why is this a headline. I’m dying. This has killed me. Send necromancers. I’m dead and posting this from beyond the grave.
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Novel adaptations of the first two Baldur's Gate games exist and while they're a fascinating type of terrible, they do follow the theme of game novelizations making the most generic man possible the main character.
To adapt to changing times, I propose the adaptation of Baldur's Gate 3 is written in that "A Noun of Noun and Nouns" erotic romantasy style.
Contractual obligations include:
At least seventeen mentions of the heroine's smallness or otherwise mousiness.
She also has to be either a brunette or redhead (if you want to get spicy)
One gratuitous sex scene every other chapter (At least two include bathing in some capacity. One must include some form of tepid BDSM)
There will be an obligatory relationship tease with a sweet guy even though we all know its gonna be the brooding bad boy, ffs when is it not gonna be the brooding bad boy
A villain will require the protagonist to attend his ball and gift her a sexy slinky gown which she will wear with a dagger strapped to her thigh
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hi i ride motorcycle year round and wanted to chime in. for vasco's small around-town trips he'd probably be fine with his ears free, but for longer trips at higher speeds or when its cold out he'd want them protected. probably by tucking them under his chin into the collar of a jacket and then putting a scarf or bandana on. also goggles would be helpful if a full helmet wasn't wanted. since they're in europe and around italy specifically he could have a nice ducati (fast rockety sport bikes) or a cafe racer (much more like a motorized bicycle but they can still have a lot of power) a cafe racer would offer a lot of seat space for machete to be thoroughly uncomfortable in lol
i love your ocs they're great thanks for all the cool art :)
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Our little gremlin is pretty cute but she's not as smart as her Papa.
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au in which the real reason why tim drake is still seventeen years old is because he was turned into a vampire and he’s really bad at hiding it.
surprisingly, his family who are the supposed ‘greatest detectives’ have not caught on yet even though tim has slipped up in front of them many times.
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🎶🎶🎶🎶YESTERDAYYYY WE SAID BYE HERMIE💔🎶🎶🎶🎶 AND IT'LL STILL BE A WAYS TILL WE SEE IF WE'RE WORTHY😔🎶🎶🎶IT'LL STILL BE A WAYS TILL WE SEE IF WE'RE WORTHY 🙏🎶🎶🎶🎶IT'LL STILL BE A WAYS TILL WE SEE IF OAKWORTHY 🥰🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
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Marine biologist sokka but the engineering comes in bc he's in charge of octopus proofing the tanks
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having the realization that Fjord's level 20 outfit is pretty much exactly the outfit, down to the tattoo (and often even the long hair), that everyone puts him in for evil / Uk'otoa warlock AUs
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