muah muah
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I was raised Catholic. The idea of The Pope~! slapping your hand away....oh, man, that was bad. Really bad. I had a nun friend who would have thrown herself off a cliff if that had happened to her. Trump, meanwhile, just looks like he’s stoned.
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I admire animals that eat grass, their food is also their bed… I wanna sleep on pancakes
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i love when my friends are in my home like FUck yah! can i get u a beverage!!!
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hello 911? hi yeah omg sorry i know it’s late and this is probably so annoying like i hell don’t wanna bother you haha, like i know you’re probs mad at me, are you mad at me? actually don’t answer that it’s okay haha. omg this is so stupid like i sound like such a crybaby right now, like for real i’m listening to myself talk and i’m like “aaahh you’re so embarrassing!!” haha like … omg haha i’m so… anyway. what was i saying? oh right. so i was just stabbed in the chest and
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🍓🍊🍓🍊🍓🍊 // marrakesh, morocco
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this is the most innocent comment thread i have ever seen
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I feel like when Namjoon dances, it’s like he lost his keys and he’s trying to find them but at the same time “funky town” by Lipps inc is playing in the background.
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“you can’t ship her with another girl! she’s been with loads of guys !!”
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For the record sorry I’m an inactive bitch but hey I’m coming back now so cool
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Me: I'm paying for school, so my professor should be teaching for the full class period
Professor: you guys want to leave early?
Me: bye
Me: I'm broke... I really need to work more hours.
Work: You can go home early
Me: bye
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