Tumgik
#silly goofy idiot u know
divinebunnii · 27 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
its called fashion sweetie you would understand ~
// anywhooo buy some shit I designed! //
298 notes · View notes
Note
Hiii! This is one of my first request like ever so idk if I'm doing it right lol but I was wondering if u could write percy x hades!gf hcs, I never see much of hades sadly lol but if u can't or don't want to I perfectly understand and hope you have a lovely day<333
⋆⭒˚.⋆ percy jackson x daughter of hades! reader hcs
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
content: percy jackson x daughter of hades! reader hcs warning: talk of death??, minor angst at the end kinda sorta not really, author's note: i liked this one. i feel like this was a nice balance between silly goofy and seriously good takes. ALSO i would like to apologize in advance for those last few lines, i was feeling emo and sad and that's what came out of that. really rounds the whole thing out tho. also, honored to be your first request and i hope it's everything you want a more!!
i'm sorry but bro pulled both the children of hades??? hello??
he said imma 'make that family tree fall in love with me'
i just know every time percy does something hot, you and nico just share a glance that said 'this WILL be discussed before bed tn trust'
also, you and nico??? the best siblings
literally so cute together, so much love, so much trauma-
wait, what was that last one-
don't think about it too much
just like nico, you're a daddy's girl at heart and visit home (of the dead) as much as possible
and since hades is such a big gossip (you know its the truth) you just know he's prying you for information about your relationship
"but like...he treats you well, right?"
"yes, dad, obviously. if he didn't, he'd be dead."
"that's my girl."
and and even tho the hades cabin looks kinda sketchy and totally creepy, ideal nap and cuddle place.
like, cabin three is cool and all but the cabin thirteen is legit so perfect for naps bc built in blackout curtains and it's always cold so you can just cuddle up under your blankets with your snuggly son of the sea god and youre out like a light
until nico comes in banging cymbals that he got from gods know where, chanting 'GET OUT OF MY CABIN! GET OUT OF MY CABIN!"
"ITS OUR CABIN NICO!"
"I WASN'T TALKING TO YOOOOOOOU!" he yelled back, emphasizing his words with more cymbal crashes and pointed looks at percy, who was seizing with laughter
no one at camp really knows when you and percy became you and percy
just one day he was attached to you at the hip and no one asked questions
and when new campers ask the two when they got together, you both just share a glance and shrug.
anniversaries are celebrated randomly through the year, simply because you cannot remember dates to save your lives.
like, you'll just walk to breakfast and percy will present you with flowers and gifts and everyone cheers but as you give percy a kiss on his cheek you're like
"which one is this for?"
"i'm going with first date but tbh i have no idea."
"yeah, no, that sounds right, lets go with that."
just two idiots in love
two deadly idiots in love
but really, they only become a problem when you hurt the other
like you try stay out of fights as much as possible but the second percy has so much as a scratch, you're raising hell
literally
legions of hell will be raised to protect your man
he being helped off the ground by abe lincoln and princess diana fr
(not that im saying they in hell, they were just the only two famous dead people i could think of)
(don't shame me, i can feel it through the screen)
(SHUT UP-)
anyways
yeah, mr salt water and ms bones are in love and happy the world is spinning and they totally have no trauma at all
(percy doesn't want her anywhere near him sometimes, feeling like he can only bear bad news for children of hades)
(you get worried that percy might be too good for you, that you're tainted with the blood of the dead and there's no coming back from that. the blood of death is your blood is the blood of death. they are one in the same. you are death as death is you.)
very happy here, nothing to be concerned about 😀😀😀
dont worry, you guys talk through these issues and find healthy ways to deal with all the childhood trauma.
a couple that grows together, stays together.
687 notes · View notes
prettypei · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media
plot: satosugu bf headcanons (seperately); fluff!
reader: gn! Reader
parings: highschool! geto, gojo
warnings:none?? I don’t think so
(a/n): SUGURU ON THE MIND!!!! esp after that new ep gawd damn
Tumblr media
✰GOJO
HES SUCH A LOSER BF
like you knew it from the way he asked you out
he planned to ask you out by making a cake that said "date me?" on it
he thought it was romantic
but gojo srsly cant cook
he even though he really likes sweets he cant even fry an egg so the cake turned out something like... imagine the worst cake possible with frosting everywhere and the message on top of the cake is unreadable and the cake is a weird brown color? yeah its like that
you agreed to go out with him anws
if you ever get in a fight hes definitely pullin up to fight with you, no matter how wrong you are
"cats are dogs" "yea they're basically animals so they're the same!"
will ask to copy homework EVERY. SINGLE TIME.
he claims that he trusts you like you grades vould be going downhill and he would still borrow urs
is the type of person to accidentally copy the name too
such a virgin everyone says he's a major f-boy but in reality he has never felt another person touch him romantically
he gives you goofy grins whenever he does sth stupid (and when he does it's mostly bc he wants to see you laugh)
calls you the most ridiculous pet names "sugar bby pookie bear"
also likes referring to you as candies like he called you liquorice one time???
has a habit of applying lip gloss... like A LOT.
"can I kiss u babe" "yeah lemme put on lip gloss rq" *proceedes to spend 10 whole minutes smacking his lips and applying lip gloss*
really big on pda hes suuupperrrr into it, but he'll tone it down if you're uncomfortable
if ur into it tho? he kisses you every two secs
TAKES THE WORST DATING ADVICE EVER FROM THE TRIO
"guys where shld I bring (name) on a date?" "Bring her to a sewer, that way they'll be scared and hug you."-geto "idk a therapist?"-shoko (in the end you were just grossed out, but he somehow makes it sweet and wholesome at the same time?)
✰GETO
he texts you a lot of memes (I'm sure this is widely agreed throughout the fandom lol)
doesn't hug you a lot in public but he does wrap his arm around your shoulder
he wouldn't be reallyyyy affectionate but if you are he'll accept your hugs with a little smile
he likes my melody more than kuromi
his love language is quality time, sometimes you'll spend dates just lounging out on the couch and doing nothing. However, he thinks it's much nicer than just being by himself
really great memory, he notices those small details about you that no one else does, or even the ones you're unaware of like when you always fold a napkin when you're at a restaurant yk hes cute like that
asks the weirdest questions ever: "do you think I'm a squirrel or a chipmunk?" respond with "I think you're an idiot" QUICK!!!
he gets super moody when his hair ties are missing, he has a whole bag of them at his dorm
allows you to give him silly hairstyles when he's sleepin <3
loves truth or dare and 20 questions
has a weird obsession with puzzles and he likes it if he’s piecing one together with you
he also gets competitive without knowing. Like even with you if you guys are at an arcade and you win him at basketball hoops he’s bitter
”let’s do it again I was not ready” “you said that 5 times and I still won” “NO”
he believes in astrology stuff
is more emotionally attracted to people than physically
he may come off as cold but he just doesn’t express as much as gojo
he sometimes paints (mostly watercolor) and a lot of them are of you or are inspired by you <333
MY POOKIE!!! Free my man he did nothing wrong!!!!
462 notes · View notes
emmyrosee · 2 years
Text
“Ya know,” he says, a soft crunch of popcorn following his words. “I think I could definitely win this show.”
It’s chilly outside, far too chilly to walk around town and visit all the shops you’d wanted to, but Suna had promised you that you two could have just as much fun staying in, on your warm couch, snuggled together.
And damn, you hate when he’s right.
Curled in his lap with his slender fingers lightly scratching your scalp, Suna kept the feeling light and goofy, something he was always good at when you were alone. You weren’t exactly sure how you two ended up watching a silly game show, but it was amusing to gawk at genius contestants while teasing each other when one of you would get a trivia question wrong.
So far, Rintaro answered the question wrong much more than you care to keep count of. His bold assurances was indeed, hilarious on your end.
You snort at his confidence, “is that right?” He doesn’t acknowledge your tease, merely popping more of his snack into his mouth. “Rin, baby, my love, sugarpie-“
“Don’t butter me up just to insult me.”
“-okay, I won’t; you barely can text me without spelling something wrong unintentionally, you think you can really spell something correctly in front of a live studio audience with all those lights and-“
“You don’t know what I’m capable of when there’s a prize involved,” he assures, his beady eyes flicking down to your judgmental expression, which he merely sticks his tongue out at before turning back to the tv.
You cock your brow and sit up from your curled position, eyes glimmering in challenge. “Rin, if you can spell ‘gorgeous’ right now, I’ll wear one of those maid outfits you keep sending me links to.”
Immediately, his head whips to face you, eyes wide and eager- there’s no way he actually knew how to spell gorgeous, but god, if he didn’t look so excited at the prospect of winning and taking you up on your offer.
But he also looks so confused as to how to spell the word- and his subtle frustration is somehow even cuter. His lips move slightly as if to try and spell the word to himself, getting frustrated the more he does it.
His silence makes you fight back your own laughter, and you wonder when he’ll finally throw in the towel.
“Rin-“
“I’m thinking.”
“Don’t think too hard, you’ll hurt yourself.”
He offers you a spill of fake, high pitched cackles and a “oh my gosh you’re like, so funny!” before dropping back to his normal facade of focused thought. Then, a cheeky smirk tugs up at his cheeks.
“Y-O-U,” he spells, and after a beat of amused silence, you give him an absolute cackle at his cheesiness. Your palm smacks at his chest before gripping the collar of his hoodie, pulling him closer so you can tuck your head in the crook of his neck. “Eh? Spell check me. You’re lucky to be dating such a genius.”
“I hate you,” you snort, leaning towards him to nudge his nose with yours. “Just admit that you can’t spell past a seven-year old level and move on.”
“Find me one seven year old who can spell gorgeous, I’ll be amazed. Then I’ll take that nerd in a fist fight, he can’t be both, smart and strong.”
“It’s not that hard of a word!” You scoff, curling up close to him. “And I know plenty of seven year olds who would kick your ass. But it’s okay- I love my idiot of a boyfriend who can’t spell basic words. Or fight seven year olds and win.”
“Yeah?” Rin asks, tossing an arm around you. You hum and nod up at him, puckering your lips for a kiss, and he offers you a shrug. “Well he can’t stand your judgmental ass.”
“Rude.”
“You started it, dickhead.”
2K notes · View notes
cheolsfae · 7 months
Note
Can u make seventeen as bestfriend? Thank you~
𑁍SVT as your best friend!
Requested: Absolutely
Genre: Platonic Fluff
Warning(s): None
Requests are open!
S. Coups
Snack runs!
Didn't matter how late.
"Wanna go with me to get [insert snack here]?"
"Thought you'd never ask!"
Movie nights!
Heavy blankets thrown on the couch, you both cozied up on either side of it, laughing at whatever was on.
Coups was kind of protective of you.
He really didn't like it if you came over completely upset.
"Who the hell hurt my child? Who's ass do I have to kick?" type of thing!
Wonwo
Remember that trend where people would go to thrift stores and blindly pick clothes? That's what you guys did but with books.
You always ended up with the really weird ones!
One time, it had been smut written about the grinch...
Somehow, Wonwoo always got lucky and got a decent one.
He gives me grandpa vibes, lmao! But like in a good way.
You guys watched a lot of game shows together. Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy. That kind of thing.
You guys liked to poke a bit of fun at some of the contestants on the shows. Mainly the ridiculous answers they gave.
Mingyu
Loyal as they come! ✨️
Gets pouty when you hang out with other friends other than him.
"I'm supposed to be your best friend!"
"You are!"
This was always a goofy little argument you guys had.
Spa nights were pretty frequent. Face masks, pedicures, manicures...!
"Can you paint them? I don't want to."
"Gimme them fingers!"
Expect the nail polish to be messy! He tried his best though!
Vernon
You guys would have the most chilled out, relaxed type of friendship.
I get the vibe he's a floor sitting type of person.
Whenever he's at your house, there is a perfectly good place on the couch/bed for him, boy opts not to sit there.
He picks the floor, every single time. And he just sprawls out on it.
You often do the same though so it all works out.
He often comes over just to sit in silence with you.
You guys didn't have to be doing anything in particular. You guys just simply existed together like 90% of the time.
The other 10% of the time, was you guys having serious conversations about things going on in each others lives
Or maybe even talking about the most outlandish conspiracy theories. Like if Big Foot was real or not lmao
Joshua
Coffee dates at least once a week.
It was a time for you two to talk about your week.
It was a cozy little friendship.
I think he'd do handmade gifts for you.
I mean, yeah, we know he makes bracelets and things like that, but I think sometimes, he'd make you matching T-shirts.
Mainly if you guys were going on vacations together, things like that.
"Do I have to wear this?" you would ask.
"Yes! you have a tendency to get lost! I need to be able to find you easily!"
He gives hovering mom energy but in the most positive way possible lmao
Jeonghan
"It's for the plot" sort of friendship.
You guys feed each other your delusions about whatever.
He had a crush on someone, you'd be right there saying "oh I know they really couldn't stop staring at you!" When in reality, the person just happened to look in his direction.
That type of vibe
One to clown on you! 100%!
You fell asleep first at the little sleep over you guys were having? Better believe he's taking pictures of you and posting them on IG or something. And if it isn't that, he's drawing all over your face in permanent marker.
You also did the same type of thing to him.
One time, you'd put clear tape over the bathroom door, when he tried to walk through, he got tangled all up in it!
Woozi
I think late night drives are pretty common for you two.
Chilling out in silence.
Listening to whatever was on the radio.
Such a vibe
Tons of deep talks
Lots about how you guys wished things turned out differently
Or how things could have been better if...
If it wasn't things like that, it was silly little inconveniences through out the day.
"This idiot cut me off in traffic and then flipped me off"
"It's what you deserve"
A little bit of a dark humored type of friendship I think.
Dokyeom
I think there would be a whole lot of sleepovers at one another's places.
You guys would be stuck together like glue
Nothing could separate you guys!
You did everything together!
He had to go to the grocery store for groceries — you were right there going along with him.
You had a doctor's appointment, he'd be sitting in the waiting room for you.
Almost codependent.
Seungkwan
This man is the best friend anyone could ask for!
You guys love to spill the tea with one another, similarly to the boyfriend thing.
"[Insert name here] is so rude"
"They are! Oh my god!"
The looks you guys give one another from across the room...
No words even need to be spoken!
You guys just look at one another and immediately know what the other is thinking!
He feels exactly like your soulmate in best friend form!
Hoshi
This goof!
You know that video where the kid says "Do the roar"? You'd say this to him and he'd end up doing his infamous tiger thing.
To be honest, it was kind of funny.
I think random presents from one another is something the two of you did.
Yeah, 90% of what he'd gifted you was little lion themed things and he'd received a lot of tiger things from you. A sort of match-y, match-y thing.
Speaking of match-y, match-y things...friendship bracelets were a thing!
If you didn't wear it, he would be so upset! Please never forget to wear it!
Jun
He is so cute!
He doesn't try to make you laugh all that often but he does unintentionally.
That's a pretty common occurrence.
You guys would text each other about every little thing through out the day
"I think I'm getting a pimple on my nose. Looks like it's going to be HUGE one...you wanna pop it?"
"Dude, I stubbed my toe on the couch corner."
Little things like that, it was a constant thing.
Minghao
Personal photographer!
He gets your best angles!
"Tilt your head a little more...perfect." *click*
He also really likes to pick out clothes for you. If doesn't he'll tell you exactly what he doesn't like about the look. Even if it stings a bit.
He'd always tell you the dress code for some event you guys were attending!
I think, he'd be the time to have meditation sessions with you, or at least attempt to but really couldn't focus because you would kind of laugh in between the awkward silences.
He'd lightly tap you, trying his very best to stay focused on the guided meditation but sooner or later, he'd join in on you laughing.
Dino
Hypes you up! Constantly!
He tries to teach you some of their choreography
He's so patient with you! Even if you are a little clumsy and mis-step a bit.
Another one who loves to clown on you, it feels like one of his favorite pass-times.
"You look like a racoon!" he'd tell you before laughing his ass off about how goofy you looked. It wasn't like you had much of a choice in staying up all night to finish that project! You'd put it off for the night before it was due
Another thing he'd do is give you encouragement when you most needed it.
He was always the best at that.
Trash day? He was right there with you on the couch ripping every single part of your day up with you.
97 notes · View notes
blue-jisungs · 2 years
Note
hiii~
would i be able to request bestfriend!skz (who kinda sorta have a crush on reader) reacting to the reader (the leader of another idol group) getting paired with them to do the heartrate game on a reality show?
if u don't know what the heartrate game is, its basically where someone trys to get their game partner's heartrate to go up, like via flirting or other tactics.
thanks!
heartrate game with them ♡
a/n. waaah the idea is so cute help?!?!?! thank you so much anon!! :D
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ BANG CHAN
as soon as chan found out you’re his partner for this task, he froze (just like during this zoom special–)
because hello?! you’re literally his crush AND his best friend, the most gorgeous person he’s ever seen and your task is to fluster him?!
even if he wanted to let you win on purpose, he wouldn’t have a chance to do so - because he’d blush on the spot
when you stood in front of him, giggling shyly his heart sped up even though the challenge didn’t even start yet
"chan forgive me for this" you just hummed and took a step closer, being inches from him now
he could swear the time stopped for a moment as your sparkling, e/c eyes looked into his, took a quick glance at his lips and then switched back to his eyes
in a blink of an eye your fingers brushed against his chin as you tilted your head, smiling softly
it was the closest your faces have ever been and chan felt his cheeks reddening
and when he felt your breath on his cheek… the game was over
"oh come on, i didn’t even do anything!" you smiled playfully after the judges announced your win
chan just covered his face and closed his eyes, trying to calm down his heartbeat
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ CHANGBIN
at first he was just happy bc omg!! he’s going to play a fun game with his best friend!!
and he was sure he’s gonna win it
but in the moment he saw a mischievous spark in your eye, he gulped
as you slowly made your way to him, cooing sweet things about his adorable face…
…he realised that it’s not just a silly goofy game anymore
"yah, y/n stop acting like this!!" his eyes widened because that is NOT his innocent best friend
and your fingers poked his chest with a grin and then slowly traveled to his chin, he glitched
but still, he tried to win - and tried his best
his gaze hardened and you were taken aback when he was the one who leaned closer
"two can play that game, y/n" changbin just smirked and you felt his breath on your cheek
so you decided to hold a stare contest (blinking allowed because you did not wanted him to cry like that one time)
and he won because you looked away first!!
but after this little game he knew that something changed in the way he saw you (spoiler: he has a big fat crush <3)
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ LEE KNOW
fluster you? challenge accepted.
lee know knows (hehe) that he might have a little crush on you but above all he has a mad respect for your leading and dancing/singing skills
in the moment he saw you approaching him, he smirked at your attempt
and no, you weren’t going to fluster him in some touchy way
instead you started saying the truth - that you admire him as a friend, as a dancer etc
and it absolutely melted his heart
he was not ready for that, too
he couldn’t handle this much of such sweet words that he looked away, smiling shyly
"stop it, idiot, we both know you do this just to fluster me" he rolled his eyes dramatically after a moment and placed his hands on your shoulders, pulling you closer
when inches away, looking into his eyes you whispered: "no, lino, i really mean it" with the softest expression on your face…
…his heart was beating a little too fast
and that’s how you won, leaving him convinced that it’s not just a crush anymore
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ FELIX
when you found out felix - your best friend - is your opponent for his game, you knew you already lost
because cmon…
but what you didn’t know was that felix was nervous as heck
because yes, he can pull all this hot-sexy-flirty facade on his members and stays… but you?! the person who he fell for?! his bestie?!
but when you two saw each other in the cat ears, you started laughing and the hosts of the show had to calm you down lol!!
but the moment you calmed down, felix grabbed the opportunity bc he just wanted for it to be over <\\3
he grabbed your chin gently and brushed a strand of your hair from your face
"hey lixie?" you hummed, ignoring the horde of butterflies in your stomach. what you were going for was cliche but it was the only defence you could count on
"yeah?" he asked and you quickly grabbed his wrist, lowering it and pecked a quick kiss on his cheek
both of your and felix’s ears started moving like crazy, causing the kids and hosts to laugh
until the end of the show you remained red as a tomato while felix couldn’t stop smiling
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ HAN
poor guy he’s so nervous…
thought about telling the hosts he can’t do it… but when you sees you’re so excited about it, he gives in
to your satisfaction and his dismay - both of you are given the cat ears that move when your heartbeat fastens up etc
it takes one (1) sentence to make his cat ears move
"ji, you look so adorable in that!"
as the members of your groups started laughing because of his reaction, he laughs as well and tries to brush it off
you stand in front of him, trying to think of an idea
he looks at you like o_o, knowing well that something mischievous is going in that head of yours
you lean in quickly to whisper in his ear:
"as much as i love you, jisung…"
brrr. the sound of cat ears moving.
"…i’m not letting you win this one"
before he can realise, you’re squeezing his cheeks and pulling his face closer, inches from your face
chaos amongst the members, they are freaking out
the time is up and you win - because his ears just wouldn’t stop moving
after that your members started planning how to get you to date already >.<
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ HYUNJIN
he knows he’s gonna win it
and before the challenge starts, he hears one of your members saying "if y/n loses she has to invite him for a date"
and he makes sure you hear it too bc he’s tired of hiding how deeply in love he is with u smh !!
so he starts by brushing your hair out of your face with that sweet soft smile of his and goes
"did you hear (member’s name)? you’re taking me on a date!"
you just scoff, refusing to admit that you feel like you’re losing already bc of your reddening cheeks
"you’re just so adorable, y/n" hyunjin sighs dramatically, cupping your face in his hands and feeling the heat coming off your face
"right back at you" you mumbled, sneaking your hands on top of his arms
and hyunjin looked into your eyes, wanting to say something… but he didn’t have to
his eyes said everything and you just melted
"yah, okay, you win!" you scoffed and squirmed away from his grip, facing your back to the camera and side eyeing him
and he realised what happened.
"what?! you just– y/n, that’s not fair!" he started yelling, your members laughing while you just smirked
"stop whining, we’re going on that date either way" you whispered when he was close enough and he just smiled proudly
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ SEUNGMIN
he rolled his eyes and pretended to leave the room when they announced you’re his partner for this task
"come on, it will be fun!" you grinned and pulled him in front of the camera while he sought help amongst his members…
…who knew about his massive crush on you.
"if i win, can you take me for dinner and pay for everything i want?" he asked, mischief in his eyes. you just frowned, nodding
seungmin hesitated but came up to you and whispered softly to your ear
"i’m doing it for the food, just so you know" he said and…
…hugged you tightly
a loud gasp rustled among the members, especially chan who was jealous smh!!
and you froze but enjoyed his grip
"i’ll buy you so so much food" you mumbled and just leaned into the touch while the camera registered seungmin’s neck reddening
when he leaned away, avoiding your gaze you just smiled and patted his head
causing his neck to redden even more >.<
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ I.N
i.n refused to stand up to join you but you just dragged him in front of the camera
you were given cat ears, too
"why are your ears moving already, i.n?" you teased him, approaching him closer
because he’s in love with you?! because you look adorable in the cat ears?! because he’s stressed–
he just blushed and wanted to turn his back at you but he knew he’d lose like that
you didn’t know what to do, so you followed your instincts - you scratched his chin, like a cat
your members started laughing while chan, as a dad, felt like i.n’s going to lose this one
"what are you even doing…" he mumbled, his face looking literally like ^-^
i.n looked at you with literal hearts in his eyes, at your adorable face and squeezable cheeks…
and that’s when the intrusive thoughts popped in his head
and he let them win.
his hands travelled to cup your cheeks and he smiled like an idiot, he chuckled
and when your ears started moving like crazy and your eyes widened, i.n looked away flustered, letting go of your cheeks
"it’s… a draw!" judges said in shock and you just smiled shyly at each other with cheeks painted pink
[ masterlist <3 ]
taglist: @geniejunn ,, @luvhyun3 ,, @starlostseungmin ,, @elviransworld ,, @jnks6r ,, @sieunsgf ,, @lhsng
921 notes · View notes
romqnticstylez · 8 months
Note
rsoei THIS OR THAT MY TURN
hmmmmmmmmmmm um some of this si gomna be the same as urs okay so
irst rhis or that ALEX OR HENRY
thus ir that andrew garfield or leonardo dicaproo
titanic or oror orrrrrr um tfatws
tfatws or pjo series
pjo or hoo
og trio or leo jason piper trio
piper or annabethg
leo or percy HEHEHE EVIL LAUGH
chai or coffe
hindi or wneglish
if u coudk kill soneine and like u woudlnnot have consequences etc u knwo u would qalk free but only ine person who woudl it be
prev wasnot this orthat questib but do i care no
if u were acat wgat breed wouldu wabt DONT SAY ORANFE
laufeyorts
umumumumum the idiotsor rge marauders
wolfstar or jegulus
jegulus or flowerppot
flowerpot or marylily
dorlene or marylily
morequestionslateer
omg hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
hMMMM ok idr anything since i never finsiehd the books and all. you know. ubt im gonna say alex bc he reminds me of leo
OK well wlell wel they r both soooooooooooo 👀👀👀👀 however. only one of them is cool. so andrew 😻😻😻babygril
titanic imSORRY a sayr ofrgive me plspslpsl
ok pjo no hesitaiton. forgive me for my sins a. also sary
THATS SO HARD STOPP um ok lers see UHAISJDASKJD BRO FUCK YOU 😡😡😡😡😡 this is so hadr ughhghhklklg pjo is just. PJOOO and we got GORVERROROOR but no lost trio. and hoo has the lost trio..........but no grover...FUckukfc ok okosaodk im imsdun m it has nico and wiwlwllw too bro so muchslad pain and suffering ok im OGING TO SAY hoo..............................................................................because mark of athena and house of hades and the seven and percabeth is togehter ??? BUT PJO NO I CANT CHOOSE OSJSDAKSJLK BRO WY WOULD U ASK ME THIS 😡😡
umuumumum og trio. becuase. tlt forever<3 I SITLL LVOE U PIPER JASON LEO
annabehtj but piper is still my wife its ok
HOW DARE YOU 👊👊👊👊👊🔪🔪🔪🔪 lets see hmmmmmmmmmmmmm leo is Literally Me but percy is also Literally Me..........................i am ocnea garal.....but i am also builindg silly goofy things garal.....................sceience garal...?..................aftermuch thought. i will choose................................................percy. BECAUSE U KLILELD HIM SO MANY TIMES HE DESRESVES TO BE CHOSEN AT LEAST ONCE wait i was gonna say someting else too umm ok fuck i forgot lol oops I WILL BRING LEO BACK WITH THE POWER OF ACATS Its ok
chai i am ANTI COFFEE sometimes. i dontliek
english 1021i3021391% hidni is alwys cHANGING its fcjkcgnin i DONT KNOW so many weird words. english ez. or maybe im biasde why is it so much easier to speak the first language u ever learend
hmmmm ok ok lets see i dont really have beef w anyone except my games teacher but hm. i could kill someone whos actively killig the earth or someting but idk whos doing the most damage hmmm ok ykw im killin g the games teacher SHE MADE MY BEST FRINED CRY and she has been. anti meowing at her for like ayear. so. bye woman
so real of u
ASKDJKASLJD ok o kolets see i dont acutally know the breeds of animasl very weell um exposed but ok anyways im going to take a uquiz hang on ok ok so at first i got norwegian forest cat but it was NOT me tbh butthen !! i got abyssinian and omg. yes. it's me. the desc is so real tbhbtbh ALSO hwen i searched it up the google image cat was orange lol so def fits
ts alwys but laufey so cool
THE IDIOTS we r ebtter no offesne maraudersgaiz
wolfstar bc i lovekjily<3
si flowerpot jily ???/????/? if yes then flowerpot heueh
flowerpot
dorleene bc jily yes and also their fanart is so. yes
okokok GODOBYE mewo mewo
54 notes · View notes
stnaf-vn · 2 years
Note
Please do a NSFW alphabet for Friend plssss 😭
CW: SEXUAL CONTENT ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~ NSFW Alphabet with Friend~
A = Aftercare: Lots of silliness, praises and massages. He will make you snacks and make sure you are well hydrated.
B = Body part: Friend loves your face. He loves your expressions, your smile, the way you look at him when he makes you cu--
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) If you allow him to, he loves cumming inside of you. Filling you with all his pent-up desires. He also likes tasting yours~
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) *cough* Secret Ball Busting kink *cough* also steals your dirty laundry, but he brings it back
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) He's a virgin, although he's had a few empty make-out sessions before with random people. He didn't enjoy it though. He's done his research so he doesn't look like an idiot~
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) ~ Submissive Siren~
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) He's a mix of both. He'll start off making silly jokes but when you two actually get into it, all you will hear from him is how badly he's wanted you and how good you feel. Aftercare consists of silly jokes too though.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) Friend shaves everywhere. His legs, armpits, pubes, he doesn't like body hair on him and it makes him feel better after shaving. (If MC has body hair though he wouldn't mind a bit.)
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) It depends on how you want it. He can be very romantic, he'll tell you the truth: how sweet you are, how he wants no one but you etc. But he will definitely be rough with you and degrade you if you prefer that.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) He's masturbated regularly before realizing he had feelings for you. It helped him go to sleep. Afterwards though, he's CONSISTENTLY needy.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Friend's kink list
L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Definitely his room. He'll never wash those bedsheets again/hj
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Being in your general presence/hj
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Ageplay, he's down for pretty much anything else but ageplay.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) He loves giving you oral. Receiving it great, of course, but he loves the way you whimper and moan.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) All depends on what you want, but he likes fast and rough.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Oh, he loves quickies. If you were a freak too, he'd have you anywhere possible.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) He loves to take risks, as long as you're okay with them too. Sometimes he really hopes you get caught so that everyone knows your his.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) Your Friend can last up to 6 hours, give or take.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) He may, or may not, have his own little toy he's named after you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) ALL THE TIME. Bro is constantly teasing you.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) He is very loud. Will wake up your entire apartment complex/hj
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) When he watches romcoms, he likes to find the script and rewrite it with you two in it. He has a locked folder on his computer filled with them.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) 9.3 inches
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) VERY HIGH BE SAFE MC
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) He will wait for you to fall asleep, tuck you both in, and fall asleep shortly after you do.
419 notes · View notes
growling · 21 days
Text
bsd has done irreparable damage to my psyche anyway season 5
ep1:
two questions for this season before we get into it: 1 where ranpo. 2 where kunikida. 3 where akutagawa. sorry that was three
oh yeah the. coin bombs. oops
KUNIKIDAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whoops his hands are gone. thats easy kunikida jsut take the pen in your mouth and like and follow for awesome more loading screen tips from one and only tumblr user growling
akutagawa spotted in the intr- nvm dazai is here too my day is ruined
back to lucy's server :))))) hello lucy :))))))
kunikida running the torment gauntlet these past few seasons it looks!!
its him. my beautiful normal pet sigma once again
nikolai i missed you and your silly wacky hijinks. dm me after this
love u nikolai that is very helpful. 10/10 magic tricks my offer still stands if youre interested just please please please pl
you know its /srs once nikolai takes off that eyepatch card thingy
damn thats gay
the inherent homoeroticity of lust murder
ango calm the fuck down can you just. wait for a moment.
now look how stupid you look ango. idiot boy. that was SO goofy i'll say.............. something about this scene was just so funny to me
oooooh the leader is called kamui :333
awwww they're protective of and about to go very easy on their best buddy atsushi but when ango offers himself instead they're like "were gonna fucking suck blood out your arteries like caprisun"
katai........... they took his fucking electronics can't have shit in yokohama. look at him he's fucking dying
feral
fyodor and dazai are. really fucking bored in there lmaooooooo they're playing fucking number games in there. when's the second episode of ur two man comedy show im a huge fan
WAIT IT WAS RANPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S RANPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RANPO I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING THE ENTIRE LATTER HALF OF THE PAST SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RANPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO he saved literally every guy that was held captive :33333 ranpo is the second most powerful person in this world right after chuuya (though it kinda blurs)
and he stole a cape <3
he's so smart and wonderful and perfect guys.
POEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S HERE THEY WERE WORKING TOGETHER RIDE OR DIE AROAPLNARC4AROAPLNARC DUE THE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my throat closed when i saw him this is what these two are fucking doing to me
oh fukuzawa's sooooo mad about this lmao <33 i knew he'd be he looked so damn pissed the whole time <33333333
holding up the heinous criminal photo of the agency discussing their fucked up and evil atrocities and the image is just ranpo doing the peace sign with the
RANPO'S HERE yeah let's go ranp show these stupid fucking 0 IQ babies fukuzawa's words not mine what you got!!!!
LET'S GO RANPO WOOHOO!!!!!!! LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12 notes · View notes
toadstool32 · 11 months
Text
Tumblr media
darlingpost darling post get out while u still can
this is my ososan self insert darling! not their real name they get named a la homestuck aka they need a name and so thats what we call this guy
visual arts student in their last year, no gender unless its funny, always wear comfy or flowy clothes that hide the chest (SHRODINGERS BOOBS?? ((they r flat theyre like a ken doll, )))
le ref sheet
IN MY HEAD darling was like photocopying some doujin pages they were working on (for fun) at some store bc their printer broke or wathevs and then fucked up and suddenlly all the papers are scattered everywhere!!! noooo the gay porn!!! and karamatsu is like oh hang on let me help u with those my good sir (darling is dressed like a mess here) and darling is so fucking embarrassed but still goes like ummm thank uuu??? and karamatsu is like of course! no need to thank me!! karmatsu matsuno!!!<introduces himself here and darling is like waaaa he so nice and doesnt think im a freak for LITERALLY PRINTING GAY PORN IN PUBLIC WHAT THE FUCK anyway they do small talk with like ah yes great work here get home safe dont lose those papers again yes sir yes sir!!
karamatsu goes on with his life but darling is like waaa he was so nice i wanna be friends or something but idk if i will everrr find him again siiighhh. buut like one week later darling is all dressed up on theyr way to the city museum bc they help out there for school credit (is that a thing in japan idk this is me playing with dolls) but still have some time to kill to get there and on the way they see karamatsu in the distance and darling is like oh! i can say hi!! so they go but bc they r dressed more cutesy now karamatsu immediately starts doing his bit before darling even says hi hes like: "AH YES OUR FATED MEETING WAS WRITTEN IN THE STARS!! YES IVE BEEN SEEING U IN MY DREAMS AND MAY IT BE FATE THAT HAS BROUGHT U TOGETHER¿ RIGHT NOW MY **DARLING**!!" or something like that and darling is an idiot so they go "OMG HE REMEMBERS ME FROM LAST TIME! AND HE WANTS ME TO KEEP HIM COMPANY!! OR SOMETHING IM NOT SURE WHATS HE TALKING ABOUT!" point is darling doesn't ask for his name cause they already know it and karamatsu quite literally just names them darling and then they go on a not date to the museum cause i say so
dont get me wrong i ship them but also theyre both so fail at this bc darling is an airhead and karamatsu is....karamatsu
they would be the kind of ship that starts dating without knowing which i find funny bc karamatsu would make a big deal out of asking darling out and darling would be like oh as a friend right and would miss every romance cue ever but then when darling would be like hey are we dating and karamatsuu would be like *dies from both exasperation and relief* and then darling would be too concerned about getting him to the hospital and forgets about the dating part im hjust having fun here
darling tag with silly stuff
ANYWAY darlin n karamatsu are besties darling likes hearing him talk bc its funny and they compliment him on his spakly stuff n music even tho darling knows shit abt music and karamatsu hangs around trying to cheerlead darling on stuff and darling does the same, idiot to idiot communication,
ALSO darling cant see very well n they make a very goofy lights r on nobodys home face whenever they dont wear their glasses and confuse the matsus constantly at the start probably lol,
like after hanging out a bit darling probably sees totty in the city and they go OMGG KARAMACHAN U DIDNT TELL ME U WERE GOnna be in the city we could hang out and ur dressed in pink if i wore my pink cardigan we could maaatch and then realizes, they fucked up and totty is like KARAMACCHAN WHO, but totty was like, with friends and the girls are like omg totty who is this and darling is like TOTTY WHO, and his friends rope darling into hanging out bc darling straight up glomped totty there and they r never living that down ever.
and then todomatsu confronts karamatsu like DO YOU KNOW THIS GIRL and karamatsu is like ah thats darling and totty is like DIE?? anyway they get along fine n totty calls them dari-chan i think darling also gets along with osomatsu darling draws him silly stuff on request n sometimes tries to play with jyushimatsu (dies) ichi probs thinks darling has something wrong in the head to hang out w karamatsu (they do) and choromatsu is like perpetually confused, no one uses the same set of pronouns for darling which creates confusion at the start
darling is technically a nickname (and an overly cutesy one too!) so darling gets named that way by karamatsu at the start so they go oh i guess we r besties for life now and so they go like ok so i need a cutesy nickname for him so they do that and with totty darling fucks up introducing themself to him so they end up being dari-chan to him as a way to make an even more cutesy name out of an already cute nickname i just think thats funny
uuu what else what else, picky eater of the eats meat variety, short, cant see, tummy hurts, lightweight but doesnt care, this is literally me bro, this post is already so fucking long idk what else more, im just playing with dolls man
45 notes · View notes
ventiswampwater · 1 year
Note
do you think Bo really fucking loves orange juice or was he just looking for quick sugars to counter the blood loss?? also why did he think to do that. does he think getting nailed with an arrow to the chest is the same as donating to the Red Cross?? does he know what the Red Cross is??? whose waffle is that?? how do u just leave a waffle in there?? I bet he cooked it once and it wasn't cooked enough. so he pushed it down again for another round and then it got burnt. and he looked at it and said "dadgummit not again" and left it there to be someone else's problem. and it was the last one and Vincent came upstairs and all the waffles were gone except that one. and he sighed and looked at it for a long time. and when he saw it again in the toaster while he's fixing his damn face and his dumbass sweaty brother is like "lulul god n mama n stuff" Vincent was like. I've never seen the ocean. I bet I could drive to the ocean in, what, four hours?? buy a box of waffles on the way home. this bitch is still talking. you know he talks to himself all the time. he does an Elvis impression in the mirror sometimes. it's not good. I'm gonna do it. I'm going to the ocean. motherfucker drank all the juice too. goddammit. I hate this fucking family. wish I was adopted like Lester. "there's two more." yeah I know. idiot. there were six. what have you been doing?? having sexy garage time?? christ you suck. how are we related. where's the guy with the crossbow I'd like to have a word. he needs to work on his aim. I'll put you in a headlock and let him practice. fuck you're sweaty you smell like ass. stay ten feet away from me please. yeah whatever I'll help you I guess. already been helping but it's fine, mr. never-leave-here-without-me. mr. mayor of wax town. I crush the seniors at bingo at the country club every Wednesday and you haven't even noticed I'm gone. too busy playing every single role in Our Town by yourself. moron.
JDSFHJFHSJHFSDJHFJHFJD MEG
BACKWASHING INTO THIS ORANGE JUICE!!!!
HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when I watched this movie for the first time last year I entirely thought that man FULLY picked up a jug of lukewarm tang off the counter and just slurped it down. bc I missed the sound of him opening the fridge jsfhjhdsfjhdsf. and I was like GODDAMN THIS SET DESIGN IS OFF THE SHITS THIS IS REALLY HOW MEN BE LIVIN. HJFDSHJHFDSJ LUKEWARM TANG ON THE COUNTER
he's so stupid dumb delirious in that scene I've watched it 37874949328 times. just like. immediately deciding to YANK that shit through his arm hsdghgfsdhgfdhs. all of the blood that was channeled directly into his murder boner in the previous scenes has made him lightheaded and he is not THINKING CLEARLY hjdsjhfsjdhsd the fact that he doesn't think to snip it off. just PULLS that THANG straight through his stupid dumb idiot arm!!! the nerve damage!!! he is so sexy for that I love a dumbass man more than anything fr
VINCENT PONDERING THE LACK OF EGGO WAFFLES BC BO WAS TOO BUSY SEDUCING HIS TOOTHPASTE STAINS IN THE MIRROR TO NOT BURN THE LAST ONE JSDJDFHJFDS
sexy garage time is taking me out jhsdajhdsajhajsdhjdsh imagine all the years of vincent being responsible for the majority of the killcount bc bo goes oogabooga I want sum fuck on my silly goofy sex swing in my gas station jsdhjfdhsjfsdhj
vincent's turning wade into a wax sculpture and chopping dalton's head off and javelining a pole through paige's head and meanwhile. bo is blasting marilyn manson and having unsuccesful murderfuck preamble in his stupid basement jfdshjfhdsjhfdsj
BO JUST STINKING OF SWEAT AND VOMIT AND BLOOD and vincent tryin to maneuver himself away from him sdhjfdshjfdsh like bitch!!! I tried to check on ur fuckin injuries!! and u told me to GIT??? like I'm a dog???? and now ur sweaty diseased sickly self is leaning over me tryin 2 talk about how sexy u are and what god took away from me??? fuck outta here lmao
dsjhgfjdshjfdsh vincent playing bingo is so fuckin funny to me I'm cryin
48 notes · View notes
lovedazai · 1 month
Note
im having thoughts.
so we know that Dazai basically flirts with anything that moves and I know a lot of people see him as overly flirty with his s/o and all. But I think it’s more interesting if he doesn’t (at least not in public). In his eyes, others aren’t worthy of seeing you blushing or something and in your eyes, it makes you the exception. It can also be a thing of respect, like if you don’t like the attention on you. You can see him doing his idiotic pick up lines to others but to you? No no, he’s being more distinguished, still cheeky ofc, but trying to appear serious
In private though, oh yeah he’s coming back to his goofy and flirty self.
Still on the same kind of thing, let’s say he’s at party/meeting/doing Dazai level stupid stuff and of course he’s having a great time, he’s being silly and a tad flirty but when a girl asks him if he wants to go to an afterparty later, he grimaced, looking at his watch before shrugging, a cheeky smile on his lips.
"Sorry gals, i have to pass… it’s already late and I have to get home to my lady yknow?
Idk it’s just ideas I’ve always liked
- 🦋
p.s. straighten your back take a deep breath and relax your jaw (+take meds if forgotten, this goes to anyone reading this)
i think dazai flirts w others when hes trying to get something from them (distracting higuchi to bug her, sleeping w the nurse to get his phone back, etc) but i rlly feel like he’d be kind of a romantic w his s/o !! he gets into moods where he says the most over the top, flowery things to try to get u to smile or giggle, but u know he means every single word. i agree w u tho !! even tho i think dazai is physically affectionate & kinda clingy, he still values some privacy in ur relationship. not only does he want to keep the way u look at him his, hes giving u pieces of himself too ykwim? :< itd take a lot for him to open himself up to someone like that, itd be rlly special to him. def brags ab u to other ppl loudly, esp when ur nearby hehe
ty for the reminder my love !! im unclenching my jaw as i type this (づ៸៸៸◟)
15 notes · View notes
Do u have any SFW and NSFW headcanons for shinji hirako with a fem s/o (for the nsfw portion if s/o could be the more submissive one thatd be real cool)
Shinji Hirako SFW and NSFW Relationship Headcanons
。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°
Fandom: Bleach
Rated: 18+ and Rated G
Warnings: Nothing much besides general kinky stuff.
Admin Harmony🐯: Here you goooo. Enjoy!
Tumblr media Tumblr media
。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°
○I think we all know that Shinji is a clown. I mean he is a goofy ass man. 
○But that doesn't mean that it is a bad thing though. 
○He can easily make his s/o laugh and women do love funny men. 
○He will make funny faces at his s/o when she is feeling down. 
○He will try his best just to cheer her up because he hates seeing her look so upset.
○Hiyori is very perplexed that Shinji, of all people was able to pull a woman and she will clearly say that to him. 
○"How in hell were you able to pull a woman like s/o?!" *cue shinji grinning* "What can I say, I got game." 
○Shinji will also rub it in her face that he has an s/o just to piss her off even more lol. 
○Loves to tease his s/o but more in a light hearted way and out of endearment. He will call his s/o silly, dummy, goofy just as much as his s/o would with him. 
○Secretly has a cute nickname but only says it when it's just the two of you. The nickname is the object you adore like a favorite animal, thing or flower. 
○Despite his goofy side he does have a serious and soft side as well. 
○When he gets like this he will become more touch starved, craving sweet kisses and cuddles.
○His favorite part to be kissed is on his cheek and nose, he will blush furiously if you kiss him there. 
○His favorite part to kiss you is on the forehead when he wants to be tender and the hand when he tries to be romantic. Which actually works well. 
○ He will also purposely kiss you on the lips just to make Hiyori mad. 
○As a matter of fact your first kiss was him kissing you on the lips and then Hiyori hitting him with her flip flop. 
○"Ow what the hell?!" "Get a room you idiot!" 
○His favorite things to do with you are things that are too normal. Like assisting you with cooking, watching tv, reading, or going to the park together. He will encourage you to play on the swings with him and you will have to push him and vice versa. 
○Loves singing disney songs with his s/o too and will sing in the most over the top way just to make you laugh.
○But yeah I think this is a very cute relationship 10/10. 
。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°
Tumblr media
。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°
○ Since Shinji is the more dominant one I could picture him being a real tease.
○ Shinji can both me a hard and soft dom it depends on what the s/o wants. 
○ Like, he loves teasing his partner verbally and physically.
○ He will finger you so much until you beg him to let you come. He really enjoys begging; it just makes him feel powerful. 
○"You're so wet for me, princess. Do you want to come for me?" 
○Really good at dirty talk, also is great at praising his s/o as well. 
○"You're such a dirty little thing, do you want to come on my cock?" 
○"You're so good for me, such a good girl, come for me." 
○ He loves edging his s/o rather if it is with himself or with a toy. 
○Shinji gives me more of an ass man type, like I just feels likes he loves ass you know? So since he loves ass he will totally love to spank his s/o as well. 
○Pretty open when it comes to kinks as long as it isn't too weird or obscure. He will also won't judge for these kinks because he lowkey kinda a freak. 
○ Since he loves ass he also loves anal. He loves anal and will spank his s/o while doing it. 
○ Loves dirty talk as well, especially if the s/o loves name calling. 
○I feel like he would also enjoy roleplay as well. It can be your classic sexy nurse, school girl to something really obscure and specific roleplay. It really depends on how he feels. 
○ He loves cumming on his s/o face. He has a weird thing of watching his s/o being covered in his come, 
○His favorite places to come on his s/o are their face, boobs and butt cheeks. 
。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。°
Tumblr media
131 notes · View notes
divineluckfuckoff · 1 year
Note
16 for ace!
Ooooooooo
Addie? Is that u?/jk
16: Kissing while being carried!
"You really gotta be more fucking careful." Ace scolded you as he carefully picked up bridal style, your arms wrapping around his neck and shoulders so you would not fall.
"I know, I know..." you chuckled nervously, staring at your ankle. The two of you were just running around (read: Ace chasing you because you decided to prank him and you were running for your life), and you had ended up spraining your ankle on accident.
"No, I'm being serious babe." Ace huffed "First of all, you should not have pranked me-"
"I was in a silly, goofy mood!" you defended yourself, trying to sound serious, but you couldn't help but laugh at the face Ace gave you. A look of 'you shitting me rn?'.
"-Second of all, you shouldn't have been so careless-" he continued. You already knew where this was going, so to quiet your boyfriend, you leaned forwards, both of your hands on his shoulders for support, and kissed him on the lips. He let out a noise of surprise, his cheeks turning into a bright shade of red in just mere seconds.
"I know, hun. But save the rant for later." you giggled as soon as you pulled away a few seconds later. Ace's expression was priceless. His face was completely red, eyes fully wide. He was making incoherent noises, almost as if he was processing what you just did. You couldn't hold your giggles anymore, going from a fit of giggles to a full on laugh attack, throwing your head back and not being able to stop.
"HAHAAHAHA- OW!"
"Shit! Sorry, babe!"
Unfortunately, you ended up falling from Ace's arms because of that. Oh, what an idiot he was. But he was your idiot.
22 notes · View notes
mattslolita · 10 days
Note
update about the boy!
TYSMMMM FOR UR MSG ON THE LAST ONE UR SO SWEET ❤️❤️❤️😘😘
today we had science again and we had to do some experiment (a proper one this time 🙌🙌) BORINGGGG ANYWAY!
we had to wear these goofy ass fucking idiotic looking goggles (SLAY😊) and when i put mine on we also got told our hair has to be tied back and cuz my hair LONG ASF (just above my ass when its curly otherwise its nearly sweepin the fucking floor smh 😩) i would take forever to do it. BUTTTTTT INSTEAD the boy was like "lemme do it" and first i was like FUCK NO cuz i don want my hair all tangled, like u can take a step back mf!! but he insisted since he knows how to do it cuz of his sister but i reminded him that her hair was STRAIGHT and not as long. unfortunatley (fortunatley 😚🤗) he won an he did it and SURPRISINGLY it wasnt tangled!
then i was tryna reach (im like 5'2 😭and hes 5'9 😊) the bunsen burner thingys (if u dk it makes like a flame come out of it) and he put his hand ON MY WAIST and went "wait get down u midget ill get it". (currently sobbing🤤) and his mate was like "second lesson in a row ima hav to tell u to get a fucking room bro" UMMMM??? HE JUS LAUGHED AND WENT "on it!" SORRY WHAT?????????
THEN we had another lesson tgthr (religious education/studies) an a teacher came into our class and told the boy that he has a detention after schl (90 fucking minutes r u taking the piss?) and he went "my constitutional rights say no. my body my choice, go ahead and cancel me brother its my opinion" IDEK WHAT CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS MEANS BUT ME AND MY FRIEND WERE PISSING OURSELEVES CUZ WTF. HE ALSO SAID IT IN AN AMERICAN ACCENT 😭😭😭😭😭😭he was taking the mick it was so funny but then i got sent out for laughing! like i THINK we hav better things to worry about u silly bald bitch!
then last period WE HAD food technology/cooking BUT IT WAS THEORY! we sit next to each other and he kept saying he was tired so he was laying on my left arm whilst i was writing w my right 🫠he then put his head jus on the desk and i did the same and he kept STARING at me and i was like "y r u staring at me" and he was "no reason" and i went "u sure?" and he went "ur eyes r pretty"🥵🫦 STOP ITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
forgot to mention he also smells unreal like that jus makes him 100x more attractive 🤭😫
AND HOW ARE YOU BABY??
GIRLLLL THE AMOUNT OF HINTS THIS MAN IS DROPPING, HE WANTS YOU SOOOO BAD
HE DIDNT ???? EVEN ???? DENY ??? GETTING ??? A ROOM ???? HELLO ????? OMFGGGGGGGGG THIS IS MAKING MY HEART SO FULL
im doing good love !!!
2 notes · View notes
forenoonbeauty · 4 months
Text
Pac:- friends to fools 🦋💖👭🏻
//What your friends think and like about you ? (and the type of person you are)//
Choose your pile:-
PILE 1
Tumblr media
Pile 2
Tumblr media
Pile 3
Tumblr media
Pile 4
Tumblr media
And here we go.....
Pile one ✨
I think people who have chosen this pile have great personalities like I am getting multiple personalities here maybe you guys are moody or have multiple different choices or personalities which your friends find interesting and cool about you, they feel like they've won to have you because you're a really creative and outgoing kind of person who is really fun to hangout with and to have talks with perhaps you may attract a lots of people attention by your outgoing personality or creativity or because of your cool and frankness kind of personality, and many even wants to be your friend/. your friends love love love your goofy and frank side, they feel almost overwhelm by the happiness of having you as there close friend and just by seeing you there whole mood up lifts, everyone thinks you're amazing and super welcoming in your friends and to the one whom you're really closee to thinks they're lucky to have "bastard" like you iam sorry iam not saying this but they're maybe you guys pass stupid, bastard or idiot kind of names to each other alot in jokes or in lovely way lol lol 😂 you guys are cuteee ✨
Extra mssgs:- cute, friendship bands, paper butterflies, puppy's, teasing, 111, goofiest, group, duo,party animal, opposite, hyper,pc.
That's it pile1️⃣ have a great day and if you had fun reading this please like and reblog byeee🥰
Pile two ✨
I think you guys or them had intended to be friends with each other for some reason or advantage ( maybe because they are cool or popular or intelligent) could be any logical or silly reason of urs or theirs and now y'all think or maybe them that it was not an intention but destiny to be together forever or together for this chapter / phase of life to be each other's lesson and support for now ,I think u or them don't believe in forever together but forever love even if not together + you guys think at the end memories stay and people gets apart no matter how close and the reason of meeting new people or making them friends are for exploration and lesson of life , maybe you guys are spiritual and observing and may also believe nothing is coincidence your friend/ friends may think you are genuinely good person at the heart and informative, they may also think y'all are wise and focused or may even think y'all are innocent in believing people too quick , thet think that y'all have most random or silly stories or facts to share out of nowhere lol they think y'all are amazing story tellers and listeners..
Extra messages: - balcony, friend zone, two groups, 4,8,9, brown, small apartment, tall and short, planning, soccer, badges..
That's it pile 2️⃣ have a great day and if you had fun reading this please like and reblog byeee🥰
Pile three ✨
I think y'all are not meeting, greeting or going out person and rather an introvert, you may often times keep yourself silent and listen more than speaking 'cos you don't like it if you left on heard and don't get the attention on what you saying , I think y'all have many people around you who knows you but you still interact with only few and it keeps you less stressed and balanced in your energy to not give your time to everyone , perhaps you may be the person who is picky and not quick in decision taking ..
Your friends think y'all are really diffrent / diffrent from others or different from who you use to be, maybe y'all are not comfortable or dont know how to handle or react on the love they give you or when the attention is on you , your friends observe this alot in you and think you're insecure, insecure even after being so attractive!? Is what I heard.. I think they love how you react or talk about the things you love or hate, they may love your style of dressing or your style of doing things , something about your style or the way you carry yourself and everything you do is so attractive to them and they adore you in there hearts for being what you are now but maybe they won't say it or say it too less because they are your secret admirers 😍🌟
Extra messages: - libra, aquarius, fishes, folds, fantasy, fruition ( idk why iam getting f words alot..) 444, 555, care for yaa, just checking, cool, shut up, trust me, why you sitting alone!?
That's it pile3️⃣ have a great day and if you had fun reading this please like and reblog byeee🥰
Pile four ✨
I think you're your friends home , this pile is only the pile who is throwing all messages at my face together lol
I think y'all have a plan to stay together and buy apartment or maybe fantasy, they love to do shopping with you if y'all never shop together just know that they wanna shop with you some day , they think you're annoying in most sweetest way lol lol they love how you cook not food but sarcasm jokes hehe , they just love to be in constant conversation with you on the same topic or multiple topics half half mixing up together in excitement at the same time lol you guys are so funny and wholesome together, I think they tease you sm or you do to them they love it sm lol, they love how y'all say no and do it otherwise just because to be with them 'cos they are doing it you guys are effortlessly funny and silly lmao , you guys may laugh weirdly or differently from others which makes others laugh too just by watching y'all laugh together, this group is the most silly, craziest, sweetest, jokers and weirdos group like me and my bestie lol 😂
Extra messages:- cap, gemini, taurus, fortune, cry about it or just laugh, bitch its beach, follow , campus, twilight, exactly, dumb heads, clowns together, shortiez, sports , walk, drama.
That's it pile4️⃣ have a great day and if you had fun reading this please like and reblog byeee🥰
5 notes · View notes