#shut up girl

[theminionjcfucked]

Somebody gotta give a lobotomy or sedative or SOMETHING to Reilly because WHEW

Be like Bowie. Blend in with the background and don’t say anything at all.

#big brother #cbs #bb25 #shut up girl #I want Cameron gone

[appleatcha-afterdark]

I get sleepy and I immediately start typing meow instead of hi

#shut up girl

[smellslikegirl]

I should be allowed to kms like... temporarily. Until it's better at least.

#barking up a tree #shut up girl

[kanthony]

so if they have to keep nilkolai alive or they won’t get paid, better for him to have kaz’s cane cause kaz can kick ass *kick my ass kaz*

so better for some support for him 🤷🏽‍♀️

they can be the *i don’t care about you *SCOFFS* i’m just keeping you ALIVE FOR THE MONEY YOU KNOW* trope

you can make ‘em BI ☺️

#kaz brekker #nikolai lantsov #shadow and bone #six of crows #shut up girl #no

[churroach]

Full of Desires

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi fanart #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #its really just cause of the outfit #farcille #marcille donato #im still surprised this came out of my hands tbh #im not normal about her #curse you dunmeshi for making me fall for the white girl #but god #she looked so good in that fit #i dont understand whyvthe other characters shat on it smh #falin wouldve loved it tho #this drawing is for the gays and theys btw #for the sapphics #lets go lesbians #ok ill shut up now

[inkskinned]

i think a lot about exactly 1 thing from the roman empire: the concept of bread and circus. the idea was that if your population was fed and entertained, they wouldn't revolt. you are asking us to give up our one small life, is the thing - for under 15 dollars an hour.

what would that buy, even. i am trading weekends and late nights and my back health. i am trading slow mornings and long walks and cortisol levels. i am trading sleep and silence and peace. for ... this. for what barely-covers-rent.

life really is more expensive right now. you aren't making that up. i make almost 3 times what i did 5 years ago, and despite an incredibly equal series of bills - i am still struggling. the most expensive line item i added was to own a dog. the money is just evaporating.

we were okay with it because it's a cost-benefit analysis. i could handle the customer harassment and standing all day and the manager's constantly changing temperament - i was coming home to hope, and my life planned in a blue envelope. three hours would buy me my dog's food for a month. i can give up three hours for him, for his shiny coat and wide, happy mouth. three days could be a new mattress, if i was thrifty. if i really scrimped and saved, we could maybe afford a trip into the city.

recently i cried in the car about the price of groceries.

business majors will be mad at me, but my most inflammatory opinion is that people should never be valued at the same place as products. your staff should not be a series of numbers in an excel sheet that you can just "replace" whenever you need something at that moment. your staff should be people, end of sentence.

it feels like someone somewhere is playing a very bad video game. like my life is a toy. like someone opened an app on their phone and hired me in diner dash ultra. they don't need to pay me well or treat me alright - they can always just show me the door. there is always someone more desperate, always someone more willing.

but i go to work and know i could save for years and not afford housing. i am never going to own my own home, most likely. i have no idea how to afford her ring, much less the wedding. my dog doesn't have his own yard. everything i love is on subscription. if i lose my job, i have no "nest egg" to catch my falling.

this thin life - they want me to give up summer for it. to open my mouth and throat and swallow the horrible hours and counted keystrokes. they want me to give up mountains and any non-federal holiday. to give up snow days. to give up talking to my mom whenever i want. to give up visiting the ocean and hearing the waves.

bread and circus worked for a while, actually. it was the kind of plan that would probably now be denounced by republicans as socialist commie liberal pronoun bullshit.

but sometimes i wonder if we should point them to the part of the history book that says: it worked until it didn't.

#spilled ink #warm up #writeblr #i have a good job please shut the fuck up before telling me to get a better job #girl i have vision and dental. #if u blame the victim that's wild. do u know about economic systems

[ruubesz-draws]

When Mothra talks, nobody talks.

And that's a fact!

#godzilla x kong: the new empire #godzilla #kong #mothra #mothzilla #godzilla only listens to Mothra and mothra only #and that's a fact #only his girl get to shut him up and listen lol #poor kong #always ignored or tossed away #mothra is literally the only key to Goji #it's canon #movie confirms it too #anyway gonna post more art soon #do not repost #my art

[catharsistine]

The scene in the Barbie trailer when Barbie is skating around with Ken and asks "Why is everyone staring at me?"

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE AN ADOLESCENT GIRL.

Living in Barbieland (childhood girlhood) but then suddenly you're all grown up in the real world subject to scrutiny and sexualisation (the guy slapping Barbie's ass) and feeling like existing is a crime?

Being forced by adult men into a box (which leads to the not like other girls syndrome) and exploring the 'real world' (being forced to grow up too quickly) while fighting the realisation that maybe the world sucks and being a woman is so difficult while hoping with all your heart that it's not always going to be this way.

Losing touch with the very things that made you happy because they're considered immature and girly? (The group of teens that said they hadn't played with Barbies since they were five.)

Older women telling you that you have to learn the truth about the world and that you can never have your old life back (Kate Mckinnon's Barbie) despite it being the only thing you yearn for, but also older women being a bright spot and support (the old woman on the bench) in the endless slough of life.

And this is just the trailer!!! I'm so excited for this movie I can't breathe, Greta Gerwig the woman that you are 😭

#barbie #more thoughts on this when my mental coherence returns #but ahhh! #im also really excited to see america ferrera's role because I have a feeling it's gonna be pivotal #Barbie meta #the barbie movie #barbie (2023) #shut up im so excited #ken is the emotional support pet every adolescent girl needs #THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A TEENAGE GIRL #i already love this movie so much #and it hasnt even released #thoughts r scattered cuz the trailer is that good

[nine-aetharia]

i need swifties to shut the fuck up about 'oh so kendrick's disses can be analyzed for hidden meanings but we can't do the same for taylor songs' yeah bc that's not isolated to kendrick. subliminals and entendres abound in rap. taylor swift songs are as deep as a puddle while youre wearing flip flops and your feet still arent wet

#kendrick lamar #she's a rich industry plant talking about people not surviving the asylum they raised her in. girl shut the fuck up #she'd cry if you took her pet jet away #you seriously think she's on the same level as a pulitzer prize winner who wrote TO PIMP A FUCKING BUTTERFLY #and an album you can listen to either forwards or backwards and the meaning changes???? you think ahe can write smth as haunting as U???? #also why the fuck are swifties even inserting themselves in this shut up sit down be humble

[anthyies]

the thing about disco elysium is that it has women in it. what you see on the internet about it might lie to you about that but it has women, gay women even, very compelling women even, in it.

#Directive: THINK ABOUT RUBY THE INSTIGATOR!!!!!! #What was it rave said. This basic concern dooms her!!!!! She’s so good. She’s SO good #Rubyklaasje is literally crucial to the plot happenings and yet there are only like two dozen people who talk about them. Sad. Shut up about #that other guy please stop putting him in bunny suits. #Also thinking about cunoesse. My god cunoesse. #Cindy the skull. Liz!!! Who only shows up for a little but she is so cool. Lilienne i need to replay to go on the date to learn more about #her. Soona she’s so real… Joyce is so much so so so much. And dora and dolores of course. #esha.txt #disco elysium #Seriously. #Klaasje i literally forgot to talk about klaasje I love you problem girl

[munamania]

#already seeing annoying things about my best friend pj bottoms. hear me out. dontttttttt care. where’s fun people #bottoms movie #bottoms 2023 #yellowjackets #jennifer’s body #derry girls #sorry i’m like looking to piss people off be sude #*because i am soooooo tired of listening to people talk about any media #that does not center men. and especially in the ones that do #shut up <3 like please for the love of god #sorry if someone’s done this already

[milimeters-morales]

this is so funny

#atsv spoilers #local girl TERRIFED of strange baby bug. #with the context it’s frustrating and you just want Peter to shut up lol #miles morales #spiderman #spider man #peter b parker #mayday parker #m&m posts

[koppaiterocker]

Sometimes low quality gifs are simply funnier

#PLEASE LOOK AT BRUCE BEING THE GIRLS HYPEMAN IN THE THIRD #HE LOVES THEM!!! #bruce is the most woman respecting woman lover ever and its not even romantic ever #hes the personificiation of the “me n my girl dont argue she tells me to shut up and i listen” tweet #and every other tweet in that genre #i love u bruce #beautiful beautiful bruce #koppaitepaladin #dreamworks trolls #trolls #trolls band together #tbt #brozone #trolls brozone #beeps gifs

[doomh3ad]

"i'd be the final girl" "i'd be the slasher" yeah well i would be the harbinger of doom. you drive by me i'm sitting in a chair at a gas station yelling that you're all going to die. i get an angsty half lit shot to add foreshadowing as i give a dramatic warning that you shouldn't enter this town unless you want to leave it in a body bag.

#slasher #slasher x reader #final girl #horror #horror movie #horror movies #scary movies #slashers #slasher memes #imelda shut up #final girls #slasher fandom #michael myers #jason voorhees #candyman #cabin in the woods #tcm #texas chainsaw massacre #the texas chainsaw massacre #friday the 13th #halloween #house of wax #the boy #the descent #scream #scream 5 #sidney prescott #sally hardesty #rob zombie #rob zombie movies

[1960z]

love how in tos bones so often frames himself as this crotchety old man meanwhile canonically he’s like 42

#girl ur like barely middle aged calm down #leonard mccoy #tos #star trek #shut up abe

[miutonium]

PPG ZOMG 💗

#ANYWAY GUYS SHUT UP PPG IS 25 WEEEEEE #thank you so much craig for creating a show that inspires many girls including me to be superb #and inspiring me to draw too #i am so serious when I say rewatching ppg in my 20s was the best decision ever because i met a lot of amazing people #through this site and I am so grateful to be surrounded by kind and genuine people both in the ppg community and selfship community 💗💗💗 #idk if next year my brainrot will be cured but for now thank you for the best brainrot ive ever had 💗💗💗 #asukart #ppg #powerpuff girls #ppg blossom #ppg bubbles #ppg buttercup #professor utonium #ppg professor #ppgz