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swedenis-h · 10 months

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Aaanywayss here’s a redraw of my favorite scene from Goncharov 1973

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chitinleg · 1 year

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got him off-balance!

#my art #ds9 #star trek deep space nine #julian bashir #elim garak #garashir #watercolor #image desc in alt text #i normally post on mondays but. today im breaking my pattern! getting a little silly. getting a little wild. garashir jumpscare #“tumblr user chitinleg garak would neot easily let himself be swooped off his feet into a hug like that” yes i know BUT!#look at his expression. look at how his arms r pinned. he didnt let this happen LMAO julian just surprised him. grabby huggy human behavior #if you look really closely you can see the tiniest frown in the world on Garak's face. because he's like “EEP !”#cant see bashirs face at all in this only his body but i think we can all imagine that whatevers going thru his head. he needs this hug bad #ALSO. for anyone wondering what the fucked up shadow is that starts at the juncture of the teal sleeve-cap where its set into the armhole #the jumpsuits have a bit of a fold of extra fabric (called an Action Pleat) there which allows for a little more maneuverability of the bod #AND creates a really sleek and flat back panel #because you can see the fabric twists along the side arent grabbing the flat back fabric theyre grabbing the fabric folded beneath it #often times i think about drawing out a dissection of kiras first uniform and this voy era one for other artists to use. bc god knows #i struggled at first to find full body references #they like to shoot ds9 very close to peoples heads. and the camera is so blurry. they smeared butter on that thing. god bless

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changdol · 5 months

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Haknyeon ❤️ DAZED Behind

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phoenixcatch7 · 1 year

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The Wayne doll house

Have some haunted doll au, since it's been bubbling away in my mind.

The bat cave is large and sprawling, many layers and tunnels and hollowed out cracks in the walls. It takes many years to fully reinforce to prevent stray kids from tripping into stagnant waters or fall down crags as he once did. The doll cave, as it becomes known, is in one of the deepest, darkest corners, one where the lights of the furnished caverns above don't reach.

It's one late night sitting at the computer when it suddenly occurs to Bruce that his first encounter with a doll was at the well entrance, many levels above.

There was nothing there when he went back.

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The justice league stared at the subaru. The subaru, having no eyes, did not stare back.

The seven of them had just finished a very long, arduous mission, and narrowly escaped government censure after the base they'd been raiding had turned out to belong to some corrupt official. With the alert up, they couldn't escape through city airspace, or even in their hero suits.

So civilian it was.

Batman had hotwired some bloke's car while the rest of them ducked into alleys and shop bathrooms, but the problem remained. There was seven of them. And five seats.

"I can shift into something more suitable for being carried," suggested j'onn, "but I believe one of us might have to hide."

"Foot well?" Hal tried, and everyone looked around at the tall, bulky, broad heroes.

"Think they'd have to go in the boot," Barry finally said. Everyone immediately turned to him. "No."

Batman spoke up before the discussion could devolve.

"I think.... I would be best for that."

The team stared.

"Batsy?"

Having no lungs meant he could not drag in the tired sigh he wished, but whatever force allowed this body to talk was capable of approximating something suitably resigned.

"As I am, I am... incapable of fully passing as human. It would be best if I remained out of sight."

"So just? Go change? I swear we won't be weird about whoever you are under the mask. Even if you're like, bald."

"Thank you, Wally, but I'm afraid I'm being serious." Reaching for the mask in broad daylight was unpleasant, but the glue and wires held as he gave it a few thorough tugs. "It doesn't detach."

Everyone stared. Clark reached out as if he wanted to check, but withdrew.

"Do you even have a civilian identity??" Oliver eventually asked. "Because at this point I'm genuinely not sure."

Wayne Enterprises and Queen Industries had a meeting that same evening. "Hn."

"Can we go back to the 'incapable of passing as human' part?!"

"We can discuss it in the car," he snapped, stalking past Barry and popping the boot. "In case you haven't forgotten, we're on a time limit."

For once, that seemed to encourage them, and batman, with great dignity, folded his joints and cape into the small space, ignoring Hal's mutter of 'what kind of contortionist -' as he slammed the lid. With a little shuffling he managed to activate his comms.

"I will inform the watchtower of our delay."

"Batman, they're tapping all outgoing signals, you can't -"

"It won't trigger," he interrupted, before he twisted his consciousness and sent it spiralling across the country.

Bruce awoke with a groan, stretching his limbs and taking a moment to marinate in his annoyance before he reached for the comm and voice modulator on the beside table.

"Batman to watchtower, we've encountered delays. If the Texan state government calls we haven't entered the state in six weeks. Batman out."

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"Alien?"

"No."

"Reanimated corpse?"

"No."

"Uh... Demon?"

"Hm. No."

"You're not just a meta human, are you?"

"No."

"Vampire?"

"No."

"Robot??"

"No."

"Batsy, please, someone's got to win the bet eventually. How do we even know you're not lying?!"

"You don't," Batman said, not looking up from his paperwork and Flash groaned, letting his sticky notes fall to the floor as he buried his head in his arms.

"One day," he bemoaned to the keyboard, "one day we'll figure it out."

"Until then please keep your eyes on the monitors."

Flash groaned again.

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Robin ducked under superman's arm as he scuttled down the corridor, laden with the night's haul of snacks. The real problem wasn't getting them - stopping league members from raiding the kitchen would be extremely counterproductive - but keeping them until he could return home to his human body to eat them. Batman had started searching him each time they left and it was really cutting into his daily sugar intake. Unfair! Just because he didn't actually use energy to stay up my night to fight crime, it felt like he did!!

'Oh, you're broken, Robin, oh, don't go out until the glue has fully set, Robin' his arm was fine! It wasn't like there was much crime to be fought on the watchtower anyway! At least not physically.

So he was pretty pleased with himself until he went to set the snacks down and found that the tar like glue they used had soaked through the sleeve and gotten all over his chocolates.

With his other hand, he tried to pry them off, wincing as the wrappers tore and stuck. He tried to shake it, ignoring the way his elbow rattled in the joint.

"Come on, come on - aw, cheezits."

The arm fell off. Robin stared despondently at the limb, surrounded by torn wrappers and dripping black glue where it connected to the elbow. The sour stink of formaldehyde filled the air.

He was going to be in such trouble with Bruce.

The click of the door jerked his head up.

Flash stood in the doorway, wide eyed. Robin stared back.

Flash screamed.

Oh yeah @dehydratedmockingbird have a thing

#batman #Possessed doll au #bruce wayne #justice league #cryptid batman #Cryptid batfam #Didn't fit in there but I wanted to include that every bat member has a mask that covers their mouth #They've all got nutcracker jaws #I don't know the technical name but you know the ones where only a block moves for the mouth and the cheeks don't?#Super creepy on a life size thing I'd imagine #So if their mouth guard or mask gets ruined guess who's having nightmares that night!#Normally cryptid batfam go to great lengths to Look Inhuman and these guys still do it's just easier to not get joints jammed if you cover #Them up. Doesn't mean they haven't pavloved the whole criminal underground into terror at the sound of wooden clacking #They can turn ALL their joints 360 and it terrifies the average goon when you try to sneak behind a bat and it just swivels around to lock #With you. They grapple by shooting their hands out (so they can't lose their grapples) and it doesn't look nice. Yes they use it to #High five from across rooftops or grab things. Punch people in the face from the rafters. (pie the joker)#Their outfits look painted on (they mostly are). Ears swivel. They each have gliding wings installed in their backs after a scare with ivy #Clark was too polite to ask about the rattling and hissing noises he made until one day he was scouting with xray vision glanced over #And nearly screamed XD #long post #long tags

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bookwyrminspiration · 2 months

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the neverseen brings the pyrokinesis to the fight, the black swan brings a shit load of telepaths/friendship, and then there's Sophie Foster, Raised in America™, who brings the power of Gun

#kotlc #shitpost #sorry was rereading a fight scene and was just like. what if you could just shoot them #what are the neverseen gonna do? burn it? they've never faced a bullet before their ass is grass #no i don't condone shooting people to solve your problems but just think about it #sophie was raised with humans to give her a different perspective #what if that perspective was gun?

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bloggingboutburgers · 1 year

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Hey folks! Soooo I made a comic project about me and my partner's experience as a binational couple during the travel ban between Schengen countries and the US as a reaction to the pandemic, that lasted between early 2020 and late 2021... Since this is a topic very dear to me and I want to raise awareness for it. I submitted it as a contest piece for Belgian comic contest Prix Raymond Leblanc this year. Here are the 5 concept pages I made for it.

They've just made it public as one of the contestant projects today, so if you have Instagram and some time and motivation, it'd be a huge help if you could please leave a like on the post for it here! Likes don't actually affect if a project wins or not, but they can help guarantee an artist gets personalized feedback, which is always good.

Thanks so much in advance <3

#this comic might out me to a lot of people if it makes the cut so arguably the stakes are fairly low #but shooting my shot yknow #love is not tourism #long distance relationship #long distance problems #shameless promo #face reveal i guess #my art #nonburger

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jacksprostate · 3 months

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Things I won't forgive the fight club movie for regarding the character of Marla Singer, entry C:

The manic pixie dreamgirlification of her own struggle with life and death. The narrator gets to have a serious issue driving his alienation but Marla gets her cancer removed so her pithy statement about the tragedy of death being that she doesn't fall over dead randomly is just a bit Offbeat And Interesting And Edgy haha! She's a real tourist, really, nothing ever stated to be wrong about her. Sure she overdoses. Sure you can see she's got a shit life. But she doesn't get backstory. She doesn't get a life beyond fun little statements that, when her own reason for saying and thinking them is removed, mostly just reflect the narrator. In the book, it is very, very clear. Marla does what she does because she has cancer and is afraid of The Slow Death. The Wasting. The Struggle. By taking that away you even reduce her suicide attempt. It puts it all in this context of nothingness. Sure, you can assume a depth, but I don't think we should be uncritical about the fact that they chose to remove it. Marla Singer is more than an object that bothers the narrator out of the support groups and gets fucked by Tyler Durden. Marla Singer is a person in her own right in the book, and in the movie she's just... not.

#fight club #the other major beefs are: Marla is the one who intervenes and chases the narrator down so he doesnt shoot himself at the end. she's not a #fucking damsel in distress #it's arguable she 'saves'the narrator #those are two interlocking beefs...#secondly taking away her clarity of the situation and thus her own choices in the entire later half .....#in the movie marla arguably never even knows about the split personality thing!!! he doesnt fucking tell her!!! she just suddenly gets #pushed around by big brave masculine man protecting unknowing victim woman who is stupidly resisting #*vomits*#bro in the book marla is keeping this fucker awake. tracking him thru the night #she slaps him across the face #she makes the KNOWING CHOICE to persue him to the parker morris building #to remove her entire reason for how she acts then also make her entirely passive in the latter half of the movie when she was previously #quite active.....#literally aside from this and the defanging of project mayhem i consider this one of the best adaptations of smth ever #but they really fucking let misogyny ruin a major part of the story #sorry this is incorherent i'm just like #this is legit the only way people come up with those 'marla isnt actually real!!' theories too #because she's totally reduced from her own person into a mirage for the narrator's interest

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socialistexan · 6 months

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I call this "I got all made up for my appointment and now I'm bored and stuck at home waiting for a set of data to export"

#trans #trans woman #nonbinary #lgbtq #she/they #lgbt #transgender #sometimes if stuff takes too long to process ill just turn my camera on and like pretend photo shoot #or like look over at it like “can you believe this shit?”#im definitely don't practice facial expressions to make sure im doing them right bc people have told me i have the wrong face sometimes

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transalfredpennyworth · 5 months

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i really like it when gordon started beating benrey up in act 4 part 1. he literally pinned benrey up against a wall. Interesting behavior there gordon

#they want each other so bad. trust me on this #GORDON SHOOTING BENREY IN THE FACE IM FUCKING SCREAMING #hlvrai #hlvrai gordon #hlvrai benrey #frenrey #hlvrai frenrey #theyre flirting gay people are just like this

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bisan-is-trying · 16 days

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21 May, Jenin, West Bank.

At least 7 have been killed and 10 injured (including 3 that are considered very critical injuries) by IOF bullets this morning following the invasion of Jenin camp.

The head of the surgery department at Jenin Governmental Hospital Dr. Osayd Kamal Jabareen, was martyred after being targeted in the vicinity of the hospital. A school teacher, Alam Jaradat was also martyred on his way to work. It should also be noted that most of the casualties are either school students or unarmed civilians.

The Palestinian Red Crescent reports that the occupation forces are preventing medical crews from reaching casualties in the area.

#jenin #palestine #فلسطين #جنين #some of the martyrs have not be identified yet because the iof are shooting at anyone who tries to reach them #the iof is also shooting at the ambulances #watch as the israeli media spin it into them “stopping a group of terrorists who were planning an attack right this second ”#may allah protect jenin and its people #local sources say thar Alam Jaradat the teacher had the students exams on the passenger seat while he was driving and now they are covered-#with his blood #if that doesnt tell you of the reality the Palestinians are facing i dont k ow what could

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proxythe · 5 months

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“ash begs chris to shoot her” HES NOT SUPPOSED TO! HE LIKES HER! WHY WOULD HE POINT A GUN AT HER AND SHOOT HER! WHY ARE U MAD THAT U, THE PLAYER, TRAUMATIZED HER BY MAKING CHRIS ACT OOC!

i understand that until dawn is choice based but there’s a very clear division between in character choices and ooc choices and shooting ashley is simply not something chris would do???😭 it actually makes me real life mad that people get mad at her for it especially in a game where they tell make it clear as day that ur actions have consequences… eye twitches

“ash still ends up being a bad character regardless” i know where you live. ican see you through your webcam. i am looking at the back of your head through your window.im coming inside.

#until dawn #ashley brown #chris hartley #IM GONNA START RIPPING PEOPLES THROATS OUT #GOOD GOD!!!!#what is the logic of pissing ash off then being mad she’s pissed #U literally TRIED TO SHOOT HER IN THE FACE!!!!#omfg #i hate twitter i hate tiktok i hate you all #ashley brown safe space #my day 1er

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redrcs · 4 months

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In the back room there's a lamp That hangs over the pool table And the fan that's on it swings Gently side to side There's a changing constellation Of balls as we are playing I see Orion and say nothing The only thing I can think of saying is

Fuck you And your untouchable face Fuck you For existing in the first place And who am I? That I should be vying for your touch I said who am I? I bet you can't even tell me that much

#original photographers #people watching #model shoot #pool table #Untouchable Face #Ani diFranco lyrics

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the-acid-pear · 3 months

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I love how tame Roger's backstory is compared to the other two Phoneys. Not that he's any less tragic of a character of course but you got these other two one who went thru an horror movie of a life and another who has so much shit going on I don't even know how to put it and then you have Roger who is just some divorced alcoholic med school drop out. Peak just some guy 🙏

#luly talks #dsaf #anyway i wish more people exploited Jake's tragic ass life like god #DO YOU GUYS KNOW HE WAS THE PHONEY W WHOM I FIRST GOT SOAPY ENDING V3.#DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE IT WAS TO HAVE JACK BE LIKE yeah so i was getting revenge for the candy shooting #TO JAKE'S FACE. HE EVEN MENTIONS IT BUT I WAS SQUIRMING IN PLACE B4 HE DID LIKE MAN.#FUCK. SJDGDKFHRURJRH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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stillebesat · 2 years

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Hunting Batman

What if Danny comes home from school one day to hear his parents in the living room talking about a new client of theirs that bought up a bunch of their ghost hunting gear in order to go hunt/capture the Batman. And like it's Batman. Sure the dude is a Gotham cryptid. But a Ghost?! Ha. He's totally not. It's a nice laugh and he can see how his parents would believe it. But Batman a Ghost? No. Danny doesn't believe it. Only. In the middle of the night. After Danny has come back from chucking the Box Ghost into the Ghost Zone for the 15th billionth time. He's still thinking about it. Could Batman be a Ghost? It seems unlikely, but....he's heard rumors over the years. Of the various Bats and Robins. How they can't seem to die. Or if they do...they don't stay 'dead' for long....not long enough for anyone to track down a body at least.

And IF he's a ghost. And IF this mysterious client is right....then his parents are going to be complicent in capturing and possibly torturing/maiming/trying to kill etc at this point THE BATMAN one of the FOUNDERS of the Justice League.

And despite all their flaws, especially around Ghosts, Danny does not want his parents to be labeled super villains and placed on the Justice Leagues's watch list or worst their Wanted List just because they didn't do a freaking background check on their new client.

So maybe for his peace of mind, Danny tracks down the paperwork. Just to, you know, double check and make sure the new client isn't some crazy super villain and just your normal regular amateur ghost hunter that they see quite often here in Amity.

And it all seems pretty normal. Sure it's A LOT of weapons and containment devices, but it's not like the government doesn't try to mass order them on occasion. So it's fine. It's all fine. Batman will be fine.

Until he sees the signature of the client at the bottom of the paperwork.

A Mr. Joe Kerr :)

#Danny Phantom #Batman #dc x dp crossover #smiley face and all in the signature #cue the 'oh no my parents are totally going to prison!! for helping a super villain the /WORST/ super villain!!!' panic #and then Danny gets to Gotham and discovers the entire place reeks of stale/rotten ectoplasm #because there's lazarus pits underneath gotham #and while the weapons /shouldn't/ hurt humans #who knows at this point who has and hasn't been contaminated by the lazarus pit waters #So a lot more people may get hurt #So Danny's frantically trying to track down Batman or any of the other vigilantes to warn them #And depending on when in the timeline it is a lot of the bat crew besides Jason /could/ be affected by the ghost weapons.#Joker doesn't honestly believe Batman is a ghost #He just thinks it's a nice new joke #Look! I have this Fancy Gun!#But no worries. When I shoot you it won't hurt! Because you're not a ghost batman #Red Hood on the other hand?#Joker can't wait to see if Hood is actually the Ghost of Robin II

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naurasweetarudesu · 7 months

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Doodle Skarloey Railway as Touhou Character #1

Welp. I just committed a great sin against the TTTE & Touhou fandom. Farewell, everyone! My execution will be held at 3 at the town square. Those who arrive early, get VIP seats! /j

I'm listening to too many arrangements of Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ~ Nuclear Fusion (Utsuho Reiuji's theme) yesterday but nothing still beat the original for me

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#Duncan be like: “Finally... Now I can fly and shoots sun into people's face.” 😈#I told you feeding an engine/raven the heart of Yatagarasu is a bad idea #Yes I made this just because both are called ⑥ in their respective fandom #ttte duncan #Utsuho Reiuji #Okuu #touhou project #Youtube

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inkyquince · 6 months

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"konig has anxiety and a small uwu bean and too tall and-"

Crack? Is it crack that you smoke?

#we have been playing two different characters shooting people in the face huh #the only nod to it might be the fact that he was told hed never be a good sniper and he celebrates that #on god #cmon #hes a fucking freak yall #konig #quinceyeasyspeaky #anyway #how yall?#nearly the end of my first semester lads #and daddy shall come home

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