#quinceyeasyspeaky

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I enjoy how gortash does look older than a Tav/Dark Urge with the maturity levels on low. Like YESSS. sugar daddy of a little murderous daddy's favourite little spawn. Gorti you're looking older than spawn's favourite brother, Sarevok. Thorm and Gortash talking about back pain and whats the best to ease the ache, and Durge comes in and Gortash immediately abandons the conversation and does a slutty little lean against the table and Thorm wants back in the grave

#god its a gortash day huh #enver gortash #bg3 gortash #dark urge #quinceyeasyspeaky

[inkyquince]

The idea of Gortash and Astarion being in love with the Durge at the same time is so interesting to me. Because their both fundamentally in love with two different people. Pre-tadpole, Gortash fell for a Durge who was a slave to their urges. Astarion fell for a Durge whos regained autonomy over their mind and now has the ability to choose who they want to be.

This may be a hot take, but idc.

I feel like... From reading everything in game about Gortash and meeting him? He would be so into a redeemed Durge. Like, yeah, slight downside of their morals being a smidge too light now, but oh well.

Dark Urge had gotten free of Bhaal. The one actual barrier between them and also fully going into their plan. Remember, Durge apologised to their father for being so FOND of Gortash, they promised that they'll kill the other Chosen in Bhaal's name, etc. The one controlling all their moves? Their Father.

And they either are/want to be free of him.

Fuck, he's hard. They're so fucking strong and stubborn and perfect.

He uses guile, he uses charisma, he uses everything to get a leg up. He used his body, his joined a gang, all while younger. Now he's here. Nothing he respects more than gaining power and influence without being controlled, if his time in the House of Hope taught him anything, it's that being controlled will lead to being beaten and used and discarded.

Control is what made the Dark Urge so fucking endeared to him in the first place. They're not a mad dog, like Orin. They loose control some times but LOOK at the acts you just played through. They have SO much fucking control compared to what their urges want them to do. Gortash values control so fucking much.

But, just like Gortash, Astarion will fall in love with the Dark Urge, redeemed or not. Even if he remains a spawn, he's so soft with them. He will stay until he can't watch them loose their mind anymore. But ascended? He wants them in his lap, naked and rabid and far gone. He loves them, even as nothing better than a feral dog.

Like.... I think Astarion and Lae'zel and Shadowheart are the ones who will fully love the un-redeemed Dark Urge. Gale, as we can see after the Tiefling Massacre, will stick by you but he fucking HATES your ass for what you put him through. Wyll and Karlach leave. Even if you don't pick the nasty sides in the game, when Dark Urge gives into their... well, urges, they're horrified. Astarion, Lae'zel and Shadowheart, while not ECSTATIC are less incensed about the shit you do. Hell, when you take Bhaal's offer, everyone in the party basically... Says goodbye to the person they loved, EXCEPT Astarion. Even if you break up with him, he says that 1000 years from now, when he's forgotten how to open himself up to people, he shall spare a thought for his little lost mad love.

The fact is, Gortash and Astarion will love the Urge, just in different ways, Redeemed or Not. Hell, if the Dark Urge goes feral, Gortash will still love them properly, I feel. Ascended Astarion, like a normal Tav, will love them as a pet. For the romance of ruling by your side, to bond in blood, to adore you bringing sacrifices to his door like a cat with their prey, Gortash is the dark romance love interest you want.

#wow inky #the moment you send in you draft manuscript you can actually form thoughts around gortash huh #anyway #quinceyeasyspeaky #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #enver gortash #gortash #gortash x durge #dark urge #durge #dark urge x astarion #astarion #ask

[inkyquince]

... dark urge comes back to baldurs gate and gortash fully tries pull off the you-have-amnesia-and-i-always-had-the-hots-for-you-so-im-gonna-lie-my-way-into-that-durgussy

Like fully, ":// you don't remember, we were married for ages, I met your father, we lived together, we plotted every step and then kissed too"

The only thing I can think is better is dark urge returning and yeah them and gortash are actually fucking married and your LI has a mini stroke

#Karlach would kill him for your hand in marriage #inky js eepy and they have to get ip in 7 hours #bg3 #dark urge #enver gortash #bg3 gortash #dark urge x gortash #quinceyeasyspeaky #uwu

[inkyquince]

how you doing inky? not well. why? because im having gortash thoughts that never cease.

he plays it cool when meeting dark urge again, but i know that man was in pieces when orin walked her annoying ass up and announced she's taking over for bhaal.

mans was holding flowers behind his back, ready to celebrate their fifth month of being "in cahoots" and he just >> oh. then goes home and sits there, wondering if its something he did. mans lying on his bed, hiring a personal bard to sing sad love songs in the corner of his room. writing in his diary, crossing out all the "durge gorthash" "duke enver urge" "The Urges."

i have visions of truth and this is one of them.

#enver gortash #bg3 gortash #gortash x durge #dark urge #god i love this game #bg3 #quinceyeasyspeaky

[inkyquince]

Yes Kylar has those sex toys that are just synthetic models of ass and crotch but they don't make him less horny. No, that man fucks them so hard with his stupid big dick that he keeps making them budge where the head of his cock squished inside of them. Then he imagined a tummy bulge for PC and blacks out and then he wakes up with a ripped pocket pussy and your underwear on his face.

#yeah yeah #don't look at me im like a nature documentarian watching this man #kylar the loner #dol #degrees of lewdity #quinceyeasyspeaky #nsft

[inkyquince]

Anyway kylar getting home from a date with pc but sadly they had to leave. Kylar just quietly kicks their trousers off and sadly takes off their strap on with a massive bloodborne inspired dildo and sets it aside for another day

#this is the most pro-kylar thing ill ever write #kylar the loner #dol #degrees of lewdity #quinceyeasyspeaky #also #no one tell quiet im still up #im supposed to be eeping #due the fact its nearly 5am #and i havent slept yett #teehee

[inkyquince]

This is Dark Urge (right) and Gortash (left).

#dark urge #enver gortash #gortash x durge #bg3 gortash #quinceyeasyspeaky #i LOVE them okay

[inkyquince]

Bailey has cuteness aggression, it's why he treats PC like that

#i had my class hung out with a new friend at the library had fun time at club where i sent three people Hannibal fanfic recs returned home #then i post stupid shit #perfect day #quinceyeasyspeaky #bailey the caretaker #degrees of lewdity #dol #god i wanna play silent hill 4 tomorrow

[inkyquince]

anyway, my type is men who manspread, thanks for the bulge sighting

Edit: because I'm correct.

#bailey manspreads and damn it juicy #eden? manspreads. in school he used to take up most of his seat and his thigh would always smush yours #doren cant do anything but manspraid because his balls too juicy and we cant get em squished #avery rests his ankle on his knee as he leans back SO HE'S HIDING THE FAMILY JEWELS #quinceyeasyspeaky #... i finished a uni test so quickly and left first so yeah ive gone insane #dol #nsft #degrees of lewdity #bailey the caretaker #avery the businessperson #eden the hunter #doren the english teacher

[inkyquince]

Also Kar'niss becoming near belligerent around you, ranging from hissed muttering to himself to being physical, grabbing at you, almost hysterical.

Just whispering about his Queen finally showing her design, her plans, since he can't think of anything but this little True Soul, this little follower. It must mean something, mean something that they haunt him and plague him, just as his legs curl around your own, trapping you close.

Also, imagine being at camp in the Underdark and you can just hear something moving, quietly and steady. You can't see it at all, just some chittering every now and then. Kar'niss watching closely as you bed down for the night, his eyes never wavering as he just stares, and then stalks behind the group as they make their way.

#lil freak man #i love him so #kar'niss #bg3 kar'niss #bg3 #quinceyeasyspeaky

[inkyquince]

I just want it canon that certain men's hands were bigger than over half of my face. Why can't veteran guard's entire hand fit snugly around my throat. Why can't doren's thumb be so big that when he wipes a tear away, there's no trace of wetness. Why can't Eden grip my hip with one hand and easily lug my around like that.

We gotta beef these birches way up. Chin up, your sex dol(l) NPC is only halfway inflated, keep pumping kings.

#i mihht be deliriois #quinceyeasyspeaky #dol #beeg #doren the english teacher #eden the hunter #veteran guard #degrees of lewdity

[inkyquince]

Yknow how you don't even ride big guys? They're just bouncing you by themselves?

Yeah.

#eden the hunter #doren the english teacher #morgan the sewer dweller #veteran guard #yknow #quinceyeasyspeaky

[inkyquince]

I know for dol I got the asshole ensemble, yknow, the usual older, awful men we love but I might just start like a... The creepers. Kylar, harper, Niki and Mickey (in my heart), Morgan. The lads who aren't directly assholes but are right lil creeps.

#dol #im just chatting shit rn #its past midnihjt #officially two more days till im in my flat #and i get to assemble furnitre next week WOO #quinceyeasyspeaky

[inkyquince]

They added gnome to baldurs gate three?

POV: ur a love interest

#baldur's gate #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #shadowheart #bg3 gale #bg3 wyll #bg3 lae'zel #bg3 shadowheart #quinceyeasyspeaky

[inkyquince]

This is what matching with professor Eden through Grindr is like

#whivh is something im trying to write anyway #anyway guess who got the temp job tney wanted IN the interview #legot tjr dude finished the interview and immediately offered me the job #quinceyeasyspeaky #eden the hunter #professor eden #dol #degrees of lewdity

[inkyquince]

Sydney as your horny unhinged ex boyfriend would be insane tho

#ill get baxk yo you guys on this thought #too eepy #quinceyeasyspeaky