#shoot your eye out

[dop2nz]

Ralphie's new Splinter Cell night-vision goggles only wound up tripling his problem...

#photoshoppery #funny pics #a christmas story #ralphie parker #happy holidays #satire #splinter cell #red ryder #shoot your eye out

[darbydraws]

Merry Christmas ya filthy emos 🎅🖤🎄

#link to shop #Christmas #fall out boy #fob #pete wentz #patrick stump #joe trohman #andy hurley #typography #yule shoot your eye out

[decaydancemp3]

#fall out boy #yule shoot your eye out #believers never die #happy holidays!!!

[dduane]

In Chickasha, Oklahoma: a 50-foot Leg Lamp. 

(Via @BlondieAtlanta on Twitter: link to follow)

#you’ll shoot your eye out

[juicyspacesecrets]

Happy Saint Valentine’s Day!

#star wars #star wars rebels #ahsoka tano #alexsandr kallus #cassian andor #fulcrum cubed #late as per usual haha #kallus walking around obviously pining #everybody else: :/ #shapeshifters are real and if thrawn can hire an alien assassin we can have the shoot the shapeshifter episode and prove your love for me #or some kind of force shenanigan #anyway yes sasha infodumps and zeb uses it as his background noise as he works #thanks for visiting Jabbaland! the most exploitative and cheap amusement park there is! #jyn committed to this she can't back out now #sparkle eye cassian #when your SO is 80% of your impulse control #ahsoka carrying an album of all her friends and families and pulling out a person for a specific decision making #kaeden picture always there to talk sense in ahsoka like a moral compass speed dial #Happy belated Valentine's!! smooch smooch

[inez]

saw fall out boy last night and went TRULY BAT SHIT when patrick started playing yule shoot your eye out

#i literally kept telling zen how it was possible since it was the last show of the year #but they were so unconvinced #when it happened WE WENT FOCKIN CRAZY #love my emo christmas girls (and fall out boy) #fall out boy #yule shoot your eye out #fob

[rocker-socks]

On one hand the Slade design is REALLY funny because it’s such a total subversion of his intended design and is pissing off his diehard fans that thinks he’s the shit but on the other hand it completely fucks with the timeline and removes his absent father dilf swag that makes his character so interesting in the first place

#my adventures with superman #deathstroke #slade wilson #modern day deathstroke stands out bc 'ohhh mercenary that used to be military and has Issues' has been done like. a thousand times #(before anyone says anything YES i know deadpool was inspired by deathstroke I Get It) #but a mercenary that causes immense daddy issues? that had his ex wife shoot out his eye? thats your regular ol piece of shit? #the guy that has people pause and go 'oh wow i understand why your family left you LMAO' #thats fun #theres a reason his main enemies are the teen titans alright #this slade wilson has none of that. this slade wilson is just a common bitch #HOWEVER #i will say that this allows for a really interesting character arc of him Losing It All #other people have pointed that out and i will bow to that. and that if this show already has a s2 confirmed then its probably has its own #timeline going on. i will respect that

[dilsdesigns]

don't call me up when the snow comes down 🌨️

merry christmas everyone! thank you for a fun first year making pins of my artwork. i'm looking forward to what the future holds!

as for announcements, at the moment, the shop is closed in order to move to big cartel, but i'll be reopening friday, january 6th, with (at least) two pins for preorder. i'll share which ones in the coming week, i'm pretty excited about them! additionally, i now have a ko-fi dedicated to dils designs where you'll be able to tip me (you can find it in the replies and tags), and i'll have tattoo tickets available soon!

all in all, i'm feeling pretty thankful. i've wanted to make enamel pins since i was 15, and i'm so grateful i took the plunge! thank you so much :)

#dils declares #dils designs #fall out boy #christmas #holidays #pete wentz #patrick stump #joe trohman #andy hurley #yule shoot your eye out #emo #alt #punk #pop punk

[write-and-buried]

Joel Miller loves upskirt shots.

That's it. That's the thought.

#Just imagine #After you've figured it out or he's confessed #The way he'd cage you against the wall when you're in bed #If you wake up before him you try to lightly step over him #Not to wake him. #His arm shoots out #Still half asleep to grasp your ankle. Hold you still standing over him #His worn out shirt brushing your thighs so he can open his sleep worn eyes and stare #You're still swollen from the night before #He can see the rash on your thighs from his beard and wants to make it worse

[emo-ratss]

christmas list for this year:

one awkward silence

two hopes i'll cry myself to sleep staying up waiting by the phone

in return you will get:

my last breath dedicated to you before i bury myself alive

#fob #fall out boy #yule shoot your eye out #DOONT COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS #joe trohman #andy hurley #pete wentz #patrick stump #believers never die

[anotherdescentintomadness]

Xiao Zhan x Cutting Away 3000 Strands of Worry

#Xiao Zhan #haircut #he did it #it’s finally done #we all knew it was coming #but for some people this knowledge did not temper the blow #some are devastated … many are in mourning #I for one am glad that this man who has trouble regulating his body temperature can finally find some relief #the elegant giraffe #and his haircut #he could go even shorter #shave it all off XZ…. go pure EggZhan #show us your velvety naked scalp #show us how the stubble grows in #what it looks like when you run your fingers through the short fuzz #how it grows in glossy and thick so you’ll have to spike it up for a bit #let us watch it grow inch by inch luxuriously long again #let us fawn and gossip over the way your hair tickles your cashmered shoulders #let us watch it glisten in the sun as you brush it out of your eyes #let us watch the wind drift that hair across your lips during a photo shoot #let us watch it all #and then #gleefully take it away from us again #we wail at the grievous loss #we fall at your feet in anticipation of this cycle of warm and ample generosity followed by wanton destruction #we beg for inclusion to this sacred ritual #we bow to your capricious whims #but gratefully #the growing season has begun

[andoutofharm]

merry fucking christmas or something

- fall out boy today

#YULE SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT !!!!!

[chilapis]

Speaking of family…. Chilapis family? 5 children. Maybe more.

#my final message to the world (for tonight) (good night everyone) #I’m thinking. 5 kids. I was going to say 9 but I also want to take care of his siblings as well? #and for whatever reason there is this idea stuck in my head that he has seven siblings #i have no sources on this. #But I Know. Trust me on This. #it’d be such a safe and wonderful environment; our children will never know danger for a single moment. Home will be a safespace for them. #He would literally make such a wonderful father it drives me insane. #‘Who is going to take care of them’ my brother in arms… me. #Well. But I’ll have my own job… I suppose I could leave them to a subordinate— nevemind that I’m taking the damn horde with me to court. #your honour please excuse my gagglefuck amount of children they’re very sweet and if you misspeak about them I’ll shoot you. #goodness me I also need to get the references for his siblings in order. #i love them so much. i’m going to teach teucer how to do calligraphy (he’s going to tell ajax that he married a loser #🥀 #before anyone says anything. i was crying my eyes out like an hour ago. let me have this

[kuuchuuburanko]

but if I say 'kaiser would rather continue the cycle of abuse than get therapy' I'd be jumped so I won't say that someone else said that not me tho

#linny talks #sometimes i forget how off the walk fucking bonkers blue lock is #*wall #then im reminded #like what do you mean kaiser beat up police officers in cuffs with a soccer ball #and the president of fifa showed up to recruit him while he was in jail? #also the cops had guns but didnt shoot? thats craaaaazyyyyy #had the power of ⚪️ on his side there #jokes aside tho def a pet peeve of mine that as soon as a shithead character revealed to have sad backstory #hes suddenly absolved of all wrong doing in the eyes of fandom #like he can still be bad while also having had bad stuff happen to him #in fact thats the case for a lot of bad people #i wrote a whole google doc trying to get my thots and feelings out on the matter #i dont participate in 'fandom' much at all ever #especially not popular stuff so its been a bizarre experience seeing how other people like... interpret things (delusional) #dont get me wrong i like kaiser and i figured his backstory was fucked #but ive seen a lot of people like allergic to admitting hes abusive its strange #youre allowed to like him still? #anyways lmao this manga is so over the top #hope gagamaru is doing well

[hauntingblue]

Ace...?? they cloned my beautiful wife...

#ace if he was born with his mother's hair but without freckles....... #this 3d intro... damn they spent their coins here but didnt age that well xd #i love how there is nearly a movie for every character that joins since usopp.... sanji got the last one. chopper has one i havent seen #and robin now.... i mean its not their movie but you know what i mean #zoro and nami on the same wavelength i miss you.... my fag and hag sisters.... #robin old design i miss you.... her and nami look so different.... not like now.... #I MISS CHOPPER OLD DESIGN HE LOOKS SO SILLY!!! #the goofy scenes are too good..... 'luffy what are you doing''nothing just a fight' 'okay dont get lost' #also sanji with robin and nami while the others fight... the girls AND sanji #this guy looks like ace with his kinds long middle part hair and eyes.... and luffy likes seeing hum fight #i am seeing things where there are non but my beautiful not dead yet wife keeps haunting me once again #seeing luffy talk about how if he dies fighting to be pirate king then so be it and like HE DID!!!! AND THAT DIDN'T STOP HIM!! #kids with guns TUN TUN kids with guns TUN TUN #robin made a gigantesco mano.... this was visionary #ROBIN giving back the gun to the child so he shoots luffy and he can bounce it back.... luffy enabler num 1. #nami threatening a child with zoros sword.... i needed this so bad. #shryer.... your drip too hard.... your swag too different.... your smoke too hot.... they will kill you #NOOOOOOO the clone of my beautiful dead wife died just like him.... face down... #the old man is dying and zoro knows.... #shryer is alive who woulda thot..... #'be serious' 'im always serious... didnt i get out?' this is him. omg #sanji with the cooking hacks for the fight.... i am sure of it... also sanji spy come back to me.... #THE BOY IS THE SISTER??? AND THE OLD MAN AND ACE CLONE ARE BLOWN UP??? #it is flour lmao they got their ideas from the fight with crocodile #everyone is alive and well 👍🏻including the hat #that was kinda beautiful with that plot twist and everyone wanting to live and all.... #nami strangling zoro!!!! more!!! #talking tag #watching one piece #watching one piece movies

[rotisseries]

"proship" "antiship" how about you try being "pro" this Beautiful Green Earth and "anti" this Accursed Webbed Site

#how to tell fandom discourse has rotted someone's brain into a decayed husk 101: they use these terms unironically #I hate it I hate it I hate them so fucking much beating these terms back with a stick they're stupid and reductive #and also you just sound fucking ridiculous and I roll my eyes to high heaven when I see it in your dni and I can't take it seriously #and I lose any respect I ever had for you especially when YOU'RE taking it seriously and I'm mocking you and and and- #if y'all ever catch me saying this shit unironically you guys need to take me out back and shoot me #anyway. go outside. touch grass. get a job. contribute to your local community or something idfk just better yourself <3