#shitty prompt

[palettes-and-prompts]

Shitty Prompt #41

Person A: I’m looking for someone good looking, fun and not toxic. I just want someone who completes me and finishes my sentences and isn’t afraid of commitment, you know what I mean? I want stability and not just emotionally but also financially. Do you think you could provide that?

Person B: This is a Walgreens. But I can give you my employee discount if that means you’ll leave faster.

Person A: Money conscious, good looking and committed to your work. Maybe Walgreens does have everything. Are you seeing anyone by chance?

Person B:*over the intercom* Security to register three please.

#shitty prompt #writing prompt

[thebibliosphere]

I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.

He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.

Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.

In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.

Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.

Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?

That kid?

You think that kid is Red Robin?

Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.

#gotham knights game #I'm now incorporating this into all my Tim headcanons across the multiverse #twice a week as part of maintaining his Normal Teenager Identity #he streams random shit on YouTube/Twitch #he's got the full gamer set up in the background #LED lights around the ceiling and walls #rainbow keyboard/headset #mini fridge filled with Monster Energy Drinks #(other streamers have 'take a shot' prompts in chat. his audience has 'drink water before you die') #whenever he hosts a charity stream Bruce makes an appearance in chat via the official Wayne Enterprises account #and promises to match whatever they raise #and then hangs about for a bit to cheer Tim on #he's the epitome of 'are ya winning son?' meme #meanwhile off screen #Tim's keeping an eye on a seperate monitor #and helping Babs run remote ops #if his stream suddenly dies (which is does fairly often) he blames it on the Manor having shitty wifi #and that tracks #it's an old house #it's probably FILLED with lead and dead signal spots #in reality Tim killed the stream because Red Robin is needed #and no one will ever know

[starhoodies]

soriku week day 3: DATASCAPE.

data sora: "dw bud, I downloaded like a bunch of medical stuff off the internet into my data, I KNOW how to be a doctor now." data riku: "Oh yeah? What did that "medical stuff" say about fixing computer viruses, Dr. Sora?" dr. sora: "...huh."

#me?? finishing a soriku week prompt for real?? #thats growth #soriku #i posted a day 2 sneak peek on twitter but im stil..workin on it #also fun fact in my head it was supposed to be the REAL sora downloading custom toolbars and like sims 2 expansion packs #but i never made that clear so now its just data riku downloading shitty custom cursors on himself and thats still p funny

[biblically-accurate-dca]

day 5: ms paint :p

#my art #daycare attendant #sundrop #sunnydrop #moondrop #dca fandom #cringetober #it's blurry on purpose btw #i didnt want to boot up my shitty laptop just for this prompt so im pretending this counts #i used the proper palette though!!!!

[sadbeautifulttragic]

drawtober day 1: cardigan | @taylortober | shop prints

cardigan | low-key ts

#taylorswift #Taylor swift #tswift #tswiftedit #my paintings #my edits #cardigan #drawtober #procreate #digital drawing #digital painting #I know it's not fantastic pls be nice!! #I'm still learning how to draw digitally! #and my shitty calligraphy lol #prompts #low key ts

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: Dash

I just realized I haven’t seen a lot of things that actually utilize Dash as a character

Like, there’s things that have a character named Dash who is in it to some degree, but I don’t think I’ve seen something that uses the character

What do I mean by that?

Look at the character of Dash in Danny Phantom, he’s an archetypal popular high school quarterback bully type. He’s the Flash Thompson to Danny’s Spider-Man. His purpose in the show is as a minor antagonistic force, not really an antagonist on his own, he sets up Danny as an underdog “unpopular” kid, and a source of comedy

But he also has a tiny dog named Pookie and fanboys hard over Phantom despite bullying Fenton, and he really likes football, has his best friend Kwan, he struggles with his grades, and dislikes feeling small and weak, something he explicitly says in an episode. There are some genuinely interesting character traits a person can use in a story

And I think that any of the few times I’ve seen him used in this crossover, besides 1 or 2 fics, you could have covered up his name and I would not have been able to tell who the character is because none of his actual character traits were used

Which I think is a shame because there is utility to having him as a character. There’s personal conflict and growth regarding him bullying/having been a bully to Danny

Plus the classic “is a bully because of internalized homophobia and has feelings for the one he bullies” it’s the entire dynamic of “swagger bishie” Dash and Danny’s ship. You could just as easily transpose that to another character

Or even just “makes things more complicated by being involved in a situation where Danny has to protect him” Imagine how tempting it would be to just let something happen to him? The conflict, the desire to just not save this one person

And of course

“Jason Todd breaking into Dash’s room and threatening to end his football career by shooting him in the kneecap, all because Dash bullied Danny”

There’s utility in using Dash’s actual character traits and I think we really undersell him as an interesting character that can add a little something to a story

#dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dpxdc #dash baxter #definitely don’t have to use him #but using some of his character traits adds spice when he is being used #he’s not necessarily a good person #definitely a shitty teen #but that adds something #it’s a spice #maybe not one you want to use for every dish #but a little goes a long way

[inamagicalhallucination]

merthur say such sweet and intimate shit to each other i bet after every conversation the castle prepares for a wedding only to be disappointed that they arent even courting yet

merthur: *being themselves and once again somehow swearing that they’ll always be together, or saying really loving shit like how they dont want the other to ever change or all the other really romantic shit they say*

the servants, overhearing: omg !! they proposed !! *planning a menu with merlin and arthur’s favorite foods, preparing shifts and jobs for the wedding, spreading the word*

merthur: but like in a bro way

the servants:

the servants: *once again cancelling everything and issuing yet another ‘false alarm’ to the rest of camelot*

visual representation if that makes it make more sense

anyway

like 5+1 fic

5 times the people at the castle thought merlin and arthur were about to get married (and started planning for their wedding) and the one time merlin and arthur actually got married 

bonus points if its “ and the one time merlin and arthur actually got married but forgot to tell anyone so everyone came thinking it was just a party”

#ignore my shitty sign i forgot to add it after i finished doodling ajfkdsj #merthur au #merthur #merthur fanart #merthur prompts #merlin #merlin emrys #merlin bbc #bbc merlin #king arthur #prince arthur #arthur and merlin #bbc arthur #bbcm

[zoyalaaai]

[s03e12 - The Coming of Arthur ]

Druids: We can’t just hand you over the cup of life. It’s a powerful-

Arthur: Fine. What can I do to convince you?

Druids: Enter a permanent union, with him *nods at Merlin*

Merlin: WHAT?!

Arthur: …

Arthur: You’ll give me the cup of life and all I have to do is marry Merlin?

Druids: Yes

Arthur: Great. Then let’s get this over with.

Merlin: Have you lost your mind?! I can’t marry you.

Arthur: Why not?

Merlin: because … i … we … i don’t know?

Arthur: Wonderful. Now we have that cleared up, let’s start. We don’t have rings, but will this do? *hands over his Mother’s sigil*

Druids: *can’t believe it was that easy* Sure.

Merlin: WTF? *denied feelings are secretly rejoicing*

#merlin bbc #dialogue prompt #it’s shitty but you get the idea #merlin episode au #s03e12 the coming of arthur #or more like the sudden marriage of merthur #what i really wanted to happen before the druids just handed over the cup to arthur #merthur

[cassidysinferno]

(Short) Snippet #1 / Prompt #6

Villain was invited to a Christmas party hosted by Supervillain, full of known criminals in the city and their henchmen.

they hadn't expected the invitation from the master criminal, obviously. especially because Supervillain certainly does not look like the type of person to host parties.

while they don't intent on showing up because they'd rather spend it alone, something had caught their attention in the invitation. It had mentioned that Hero would be there.

now here Villain was, in the party, expecting some sort of announcement and humiliating Hero in front of everyone and it strangely worried the criminal.

sure, they hated each other but they hadn't want this. if anyone has to deal with Hero, it would be them. not supervillain.

they leaned against the wall, holding their wine glass. they're worried and overthinking for their nemesis and it's ridiculous.

they glanced around the room to spot..Hero. Unrestrained, Not humiliated, Nor bruised. But they're there, talking to who it seemed like one of Other Villain's henchman.

they would know, the said henchman was their old best friend from highschool who they still kept in touch with.

the villain watched as the henchman leave, waving bye to the hero..what the fuck.

they put their wine glass down to one of the tables and approached Hero, tapping their shoulder from behind to get their attention and put on their "iconic" smile.

"my, my..what is a hero doing in a party full of criminals?"

the hero turned back and smiled sheepishly.

"hey. did..Parent not tell you i was gonna here in your letter? ah, I knew I should've insist them that i should be the one who's writing your letter."

#hero x villain #hero x villain community #hero x villain snippet #hero x supervillain #platonically #christmas prompts #this is my first time writing a snippet sorry if it's shitty LMAO #I live for supervillain being hero's parent sorry. #there should be more prompts i think #adopted hero #they're actually adopted #yeah #villain x hero #villain does NOT like parties #fun fact i was gonna add the fact that Other Villain's henchman is villain's cousin #CAN BE USED AS PROMPT!! #if you use this plsplspls tag me I'd love to see it <3

[iightwoodbane]

i don't trust people who don't like adam parrish as a character. i'm usually very open to people's opinions but if you think adam is anything but an amazingly written character then ur wrong and u just don't get his vibes like i do.

#adam parrish #the raven cycle #trc #still on my trb reread and its amazing how even from book 1 he's such a fully fleshed out character #like ms stiefvater wrote him for me specifically idgaf #u just dont get it if u didnt go to a rich ppl school while on a scholarship and a shitty home situation #u just dont get his vibes like i do #mine #this was prompted by a review i watched that called him annoying btw #unsubbed QUICK

[palettes-and-prompts]

Shitty Prompt #43

Person A is the one who constantly gets their arm stuck in a vending machine. Person B is the one who has to come help get their arm out every single time. 

#shitty prompt #writing prompt

[aus-nobody-asked-for]

Goncharov, but it was invented on TikTok.

Tumblr gets Zepotha.

#I am sorry for this one #Zepotha #goncharov #tumblr #TikTok #shitty aus #au #writing prompt #shitty au #aus are fun #fandom #fanfiction #aus #crack #shitpost #social media

[vox-ex]

maroon

supercorptober 2023

" nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red." -Kait Rokowski

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Lena stood at the sink, watching the lukewarm water cascade over her trembling hands. The porcelain slowly turned pink, but the color red still clung to her like a second skin — flecks of bright crimson and dark maroon pushed themselves further and further into her with every frantic effort she made to rub them away.

Lena flinched at the intrusion of the gentle brush of fingers against her skin.

"Hey, hey," Kara murmured. "Careful."

Lena shook her head, fresh tears cutting trails down her ash-covered cheeks. "It won't come off," Lena whispered, her voice breaking. "I can't...I can't get it off."

"I know — I know." Easing Lena's hands back under the faucet, Kara let the water cover them both, let the red stain them both, watched the water run murky before finally turning clear.

She clasped Lena's hands between her own, preserving what little warmth remained.

Lena released a shaky breath, closing her eyes against the harsh fluorescent lights overhead as she became more and more aware of the heaviness of her body.

When she opens them again, she is no longer standing, and Kara is kneeling in front of her.

Kara reached out slowly, hands hovering over the blood and dirt that remained unsure where they could be most useful, most wanted — her fingers grazing the skin of her knees, her forearms, her neck. Asking what can I help you rid yourself of next?

Kara's hands moved to Lena's shoulders, pausing as they reached her, gently easing off her blood-stained jacket. Kara quickly undid the latches on her cape, the fabric falling loosely into her hands as she draped it over Lena's shoulders and pulled it around her body.

"I know it's not much," Kara says softly. "But it's yours for as long as you need it."

Lena clings to the fabric of Kara's cape, fingers twisting in its folds, still holding hints of her warmth — her skin became covered in red for a second time.

She closes her eyes at the soft touch of cloth against her skin — at the feeling of warm water gliding over her face and neck, erasing the blood that is Lex's, is Lillian's... is hers, before it has a chance to become something permanent.

She winces a little when Kara passes over the cut on her cheekbone.

"Sorry." Kara apologized quickly, wetting the pad of her thumb instead to carefully ease the blood from Lena's skin.

"Lillian's dead," Lena whispered, her voice cracking with emotion.

Kara paused, hand stilling against Lena's face. "I know." She says softly, ringing out the washcloth.

Lena nods weakly. "Lex is gone...dead."

"I know," Kara says again, voice gentle, as she cleaned away the last of the blood she could see.

Lena's voice is small, "I thought it would feel different." Barely above a whisper, "that there would be some reason for all of it. But it's just over." Her eyes raw and searching for answers that weren't there. "And I don't- I- don't know what to do with that."

Kara sets the washcloth aside and moves closer to Lena, untucking one end of her cape and carefully lifting up one side before slipping under and wrapping it back around both of them again.

"You will," Kara says firmly as Lena's weight settles into her. "You will know what to do with it one day. And if you need me, then I will be there to help you."

Lena sinks even further into Kara's body, lets her head rest on her shoulder as her hand presses into the sigil on her chest — a moment of stillness and motion all at once — the world around her steadying just enough so she feel Kara's heartbeat as it thrums away beneath her fingers.

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read and follow along on Ao3 too ...currently playing a little catch up

#sg prompts #supergirl #supercorp #supercorptober #supercorptober2023 #don't worry there's always room for hope at the end #Lex and Lillian are gone #Plus she almost died #Lena needs to deal with all that #Kara is there to help #sometimes shitty things are just shitty not poetry...says the poets #maybe the poetry just comes later

[hychlorions]

it’s THEIR day today 🥰🥰 so have some things that might fit the kp week prompts

#klapollo #apollo justice #klavier gavin #ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #.png #I FINALLY REMEMBERED THE HAIR DAY COMIC THAT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM. so here it is #also who am i kidding i definitely drew these for kp week #purposefully misunderstood the day 2 prompt though #for the purpose of the implication that klapollo living together #hence i will not tag it for the event<3 also bc these are shitty and i'd feel bad if i submitted these #if i finish all the days though i can't guarantee i'll post them heeheehoohoo

[shanastoryteller]

Happy Halloween!!! 🦇🦇🦇 Can you write something about Word of Honor? Otherwise anything of the identity porn will do

a continuation of 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13

Sizhui doesn't hear what's happened until nearly dinner. All he knows is that his father is furious and Lady Xuanyu has shut herself away in the library with stern orders for no one to disturb her. Their marriage has seemed amicable enough so far, considering they're strangers under an arranged marriage, so he doesn't understand what could have happed.

It's Jingyi who finds out the truth, probably by breaking several rules against gossip and enticing others into uncouth behavior.

"Jumped off a cliff?" he repeats incredulously. "That can't be right. She wouldn't do that."

Lady Xuanyu is bright and warm and affectionate and she always has a smile for him and time to listen about his day, pushing her scrolls away to tug him to her side so she can give him her undivided attention. She keeps pressing sweet buns into his hand, telling him to share with his friends and only winking at him when he asks where they came from.

Jingyi shrugs, although he seems equally dubious. "Your father went after her and caught her as she fell. Now they're fighting, I guess."

He won't disobey his step mother's orders. But he does kneel outside of the library to wait.

Dinner time comes. He does not leave.

It's approaching curfew when his uncle comes down the path and pauses next to him. "I heard you were here. What are you doing, Sizhui?"

"Lady Xuanyu ordered everyone away," he says, keeping his eyes on the door. She has to open them eventually. "I'm waiting for her."

"I'll get her," Lan Xichen says, moving towards the library.

Sizhui grabs onto his sleeve. "Don't. Don't rush her. It's fine. I don't mind waiting."

"Sizhui," he says, pained.

He shakes his head. "It's fine. You were all so worried she'd be cruel to me, but she hasn't been. If she'd ordered me to kneel in the courtyard every day just because she didn't like me, then we would have all thought I was getting off lightly. I don't mind waiting until she's ready to leave."

His uncle sighs. "It's been a long time since I've done this."

Sizhui doesn't know what he means, but Lan Xichen just sighs and stands slightly behind him, hands clasped behind his back. "Uncle! What are you doing?"

"Waiting with you," he says.

"You can't do that," he insists, "you're our sect leader, it's not proper!"

"I am also your uncle," he says gently, "if you're here, then I'm here."

Sizhui sputters, trying to come up with some sort of argument that will get his uncle on his way when the doors are shoved open and Lady Xuanyu tumbles out, grumbling, "-texts that haven't been updated in - what on earth are you two doing?"

Her hair is in a sloppy bun atop her head, strands hanging down, and she's holding her spotless pale blue over robe in her arms while her gold Jin robe is covered in ink marks.

"Sizhui has been waiting for you," Lan Xichen says. "He missed dinner."

Lady Xuanyu frowns and Sizhui blurts out, "Are you okay?"

"Am I okay?" she repeats, eyebrows pushed together. "Of course I am, what are you - you've been her since before dinner? Growing boys need to eat! Let's find you something. I'm a terrible cook unless you like sp-spoiled food, so hopefully some of the cooks are still up."

Lady Xuanyu grips his forearm and pulls him to his feet with strength it doesn't look like she should have. She stars brushing off his robe, still scolding him for not eating properly, and he lunges forward before he loses his nerve.

He wraps his arms around her waist and presses his forehead into her shoulder.

Her voice cuts off and after a stunned moment she returns the hug, squeezing him hard enough that it's almost like she's resettling him into his own skin. "Sizhui? Are you okay? Was someone mean to you? Tell me who it was, I'll beat them up."

He laughs but it comes out kind of choked. "I'm really glad you're here. Don't be too mad at my father. Please."

Not mad enough to throw herself from a cliff, at least.

She's the only mother he's ever had.

She's not that much older than him, far too young to have had him herself, but she acts like his mother, has treated him like he's always seen all his friends' mothers treat them growing up.

"Oh, Sizhui," she says softly. "Don't worry about me and your father. My relationship with him has nothing to do with my relationship with you, okay? You don't have to worry about that."

"Okay," he says, although he is very much going to worry about it now. He hadn't before, and she'd jumped off a cliff.

"Now let's get you some dinner," she says, stepping back but keeping an arm around his shoulders. "Are you coming, Lan Xichen?"

"No," his uncle says, seeming extremely satisfied for no reason that Sizhui can think of, "You two have a good night."

Lady Xuanyu gives his uncle a suspicious look, but nods and guides them towards the kitchens.

#prompt answers #prompts are closed #asks #somebitofeverything #untamed #when lan wangji hears that his son spent hours kneeling outside of the library waiting for his step mother to open the door #he has a lot of Big Feelings about it #anyway now sizhui jingyi AND lan xichen are emotionally invested in this marriage to work out #jgy gets roped into it because of xichen even if he is still Very Suspicious #and lwj feels duty bound to be a less shitty husband #all while wwx is just trying to figure out who xuanyu wanted him to kill

[ms-scarletwings]

Zim and Gir have to go off world for a while. Important A-plot business. Eats up quite a few days of Earth time.

Naturally, Dib notices their absence and takes this as the perfect opportunity to make another break-in attempt at Zim’s base. Gets past the gnomes with one of his magazine doohickeys or science gizmos. Stops cold in his tracks after landing in the living room. There’s a heavy, colorful fog lining the ceiling in ghostly wisps. A foul, akrid odor clings to the air.

Sitting on the couch, covered in cheesy crumbs, open bag of space-Doritos beside him, is Invader Skoodge. Dib has never heard of or seen Skoodge. The guy is open mouthed and staring blankly at the Monty Python sequence playing out on the TV screen. He doesn’t seem to notice the new presence until Dib gives a confused “Um….”

The line of drool that was threatening to reach Skoodge’s shirt retreats back into his mouth. He turns slowly and stares hard at the intruder for a second of focusing. “Oh…” He smiles and greets with a “hey guy” and a half-hearted wave, and then he sinks a bit deeper into the sofa with a complacent expression.

“Bloopin” is playing in the background during this whole thing.

#invader zim #iz #skoodge #iz dib #invader skoodge #iz shitposting #shitty IZ plothooks #shitty fic prompts #moments before Skoodge’s SIR or the roboparents tackle his big headed ass too