#shit just happens

[dovewingkinnie]

my beloved cats... they r all magical girls and protect a kingdom!! theres a lot of other characters i havent shared yet but these are the main 8 characters!! hope u guys like them

#ocs #oc art #magical girls #the story is insane #i say this as if it even has a plot #shit just happens #its like poppee the performer #dont even get me started on the villains they are just as insane #i gave in and posted them #u guys will get to see the animation abt them later

[simptasia]

"don't let your disability stop you!"

dude i've cancelled plans because of my period are you insane

#let... let... LET... #bruh somebody whos having issues because of their legs isnt LETTING anything happen #shit just happens

[atthebell]

i’m sorry this is SO random but i saw you mention that quackity randomly uses east coast vowel changes. and well idk where HE gets those, but i’ve lived in california for my entire life and i have a tendency to fall into an east coast accent/way of speaking. i’ve never known anyone from the east coast, nor have i ever visited it.

no this is so funny bc i'm also from california and during college i picked up various vowel changes, including some east coast ones. i think sometimes you just start saying weird shit, whether bc you watched too much tv or were exposed to new people and took on part of their way of speaking, or sometimes who tf knows why. so it's not like completely bizarre that q has some of those vowel changes it's just really funny bc on the surface it seems strange and makes no sense how his accent got there.

#asks #anons #side note i went to watch a recording of myself from sophomore year of college and man. #first of all. the socal accent is off the charts which is funny bc i intentionally tried to tone it down in undergrad #second thing. i wore pajamas to the final presentation of the semester. king shit #like fully pajamas with a lazer pointer in my hand discussing queer terminology and identity building #and the thickest san diego accent you can imagine #anyway yeah who's to say people pick things up all kinds of places #i say pecan like pee-can despite no one in my family saying it that way nor it being a regional thing here #shit just happens

[revindicatedbyhistory]

new youtube video essay by me called how my college experience perfects lovecraftian horror

#i just sort of do things and those things give results #shit just happens #ive reached the stage of whatever happens happens

[dravidious]

You're pretty damn cool

I have a ton of untouched games in my steam library, yet I'm currently playing through my old copy of Fossil Fighters Champions, and it's fucking bonkers. This game has the most ridiculous plot points. In one scene a digging robot is breaking through a rock, but it starts running out of battery, so the main character starts trying to help (to no effect), and the robot is like "You are attempting to assist me? Thank you sir or madam. I now know why it is that humans smile. Battery at 100%, diggingdiggingdiggingdigging-" and that's just A THING that happens with no explanation. That robot wasn't even hinted to be sapient at all until that moment, and no one is like "holy fuck the digging robot has emotions" or anything, it just happens. And those kinds of moments are all over the game. This game does the most absurd things ever, I love it so much.

#asks #i haven't felt this inspired since i replayed pmd gates to infinity and saw characters bursting into tears so often #that was what inspired me to write pmd stories #and now fossil fighters is doing stupid bullshit every 10 minutes and refusing to justify itself and i LOVE IT #this game's writing is ABSURD #i want to harness this energy #at one point you and a bunch of villains get swallowed by a whale #it has nothing to do with that section's plot it just happens #shit just HAPPENS #the gameplay is also solid #both the fossil cleaning and the really unique battle system #though i'm on new game+ so i have overleveled dinosaurs to wreck everything with #i'm gonna do a more toned-down playthrough after this with reasonable-strength dinos #if you have a ds (or an emulator but it needs touch screen controls sometimes so idk) i highly recommend fossil fighters champions #or just watch a playthrough or the cutscenes on youtube #my hacked 3ds is acting up but once i get it working properly again i'm pirating the other 2 games in the series #i really really hope this writing style is present throughout the series #i played fossil fighters 1 but it was over a decade ago so i don't remember what it was like

[miscreantahead]

I have pent up JOY and need to vent so I'm listing time's in RQG I've lost my mind and ceased ability to function as of episode 82(they're on a desk with Isaac Newton for me rn): 1. When bertie fucking THREW BRUTOR OFF A BUILDING and then tried to squash him too but squashed Sasha instead and then Brutor totally turned on him (good boy.) 2. When it seemed like Zolf was gonna die in the cave-in in the catacombs and Hamid and Sasha kept rolling shit on their strength checks I like melted out of my seat I thought it was over.

3. When Zolf was hounding Wilde about failing all of his spells in Paris and then Wilde totally lost his usual cool and made a massive noisy dragon, that shit HIT. The SFX had me. 4. When Zolf was trying to kill bertie on the boat to Prague, and actually just the entire fucking trip to Prague with Harrison Cambell and everything. 5. Not dire but I just loved it so much I lost my head, when Sasha and Hamid were going shopping around Prague and having the best time together shortly after Zolf left, I was right there with them using the joy and fun to cope with the loss. 6. When bertie fucking NODDED like I shouldn't have been shocked but I still was that fucker never fails to break new ground with being THE SHITTIEST like the reward for doing that vs. doing nothing was like ABYSMAL but he still did it what the fuck do not RIP.

That's it for now I expect many more.

#i really like how chaotic this fucking medium is i like it so much #SHIT JUST HAPPENS #no one wrote it no one thought about it ahead of time and revised it SHIT JUST HAPPENS PEOPLE MAKE SNAP DECISIONS AND THERE'S DICE #it's so intense #i need to get in on actually doing this but man im like maybe it's more fun to just watch other people doing it #doing it feels super stressful #i dont capitalize bertie's name out of disrespect

[donottouchredbutton]

hi just popping in to remind people that i’m not dead (unfortunately) and that i haven’t completely abandoned all of the things i’ve been writing recently, just simply redirected my focus on what i’ve been trying to write. that being said, i’ve got the weirdest werewolf by night/moon knight/the falcon and the winter soldier crossover fic (don’t even lie, you’re trying to make this a series) idea that i’ve been working on that i’m gonna try to start posting soon, so stay tuned!

#life has been crazy hectic with school and losing my job and trying to find another one #and i finally got another job so i’ve been trying to work as much as possible so i can save as much as possible #idk if any cares but i swear i haven’t abandoned my tumblr dot com! #shit just happens #i especially haven’t abandoned my pug fic omg i miss my brain child so much #and i miss pug dammit! i just haven’t had a lot of time to put into it #also my interests are so bipolar i could be really into one show one day and the next it’s something completely different #so if you’re interested in a convoluted fanfic with a pretty cool oc if i say so myself stay tuned!! #marvel fanfic #mcu fanfic #marvel oc #werewolf by night #moon knight #the falcon and the winter soldier #tfatws #forgot how to tag stuff #marvel fic #werewolf by night fanfiction #that’s what this really started as and has since evolved omg #moon knight fanfic #please bare with me

[neurotypical-karen]

Having thoughts about The Boys that makes me want to become a videoessayist because the run-on paragraphs upon paragraphs of opinions I have about this show would make for an absolutely deranged post

#this post solely exists for me to empty my head in the tags #no one in the boys fandom that i've seen is doing any in-depth critical analysis of the things im Thinking about #and the only ppl i've heard Critical Analysis from at all either 1) hatewatched it with a group of friends #which is fair but definitely not the best analysis situation yk #or 2) did not watch it at all #and i dont want to dive into the realm of watching youtube videoessays specifically about how The Boys was good #bc i feel like it's gonna be comicbros who misinterpreted watchmen #and the little crit analysis videos i've seen have been like 'here's why the boys (tv show) is better than the boys (comic book) #and it's like Is That It #but yeah i watched Overly Sarcastic Productions video on satirizing superman and it's given me Many Thoughts #specifically about the weird combination of almost-grimdark-but-also-slapstick elements with protagonists w paragon ideals that bear fruit #but also about the fact that there is like. almost no sense of overt authorial intent when you watch it?? #shit just Happens #and yet there is so much you can still analyze #Like I would Like To Talk About That With Someone

[rabm]

yeah mosquitos can be a vector for serious disease but im just tired of people who are like KILL ALL MOSQUITOS over literally just the mildly irritating bites (tip: get one of those benadryl sticks they work wonders on bug bites)

#i got stung by a bark scorpion and was in agony for a week but i dont hate scorpions #shit just happens #and ive learned to be more careful thats all #and there are natural bug sprays out there if youre worried abt pollution from the regular stuff

[uselessalexis165]

Friend I twisted my ankle and it hurted like a lot but it's healing now

That’s gotta be awful! I hope you heal up well!

#shit just happens #ask #ask alexis a question #ask about

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

#kai rambles #so like #i enjoy ships and learning about them and looking at them but like #i dont really care for warships #i dont hate them viscerally like i do cruise ships but i never really care for them #apart from the ones that were just like either ridiculously designed like the hms captain or the vasa or the novgorod #or the ones where just insane shit happened like with the william d porter #like this isnt even the extent of the porters unfortunate incidents like shr was sank by a kamikaze attack that MISSED #but somehow ended up below the ship and exploded and just like yeeted the porter out of the water #william d porter #uss william d porter #ww2 #world war 2 #world war ii #warships #again warships are really not my thing but god some of them are so fucking funny #uss iowa #fdr #franklin d. roosevelt #this suddenly got so many notes in like less than 24 hours what the fuck #shipposting

[platyroonism]

ra ta tooey

#kris #frisk #chara #papyrus #flowey #undertale #TOO MANY TAGS AAARHGHGHGH #in my perfect world flowey and papyrus are best friends and do studpid shit like that. #it's like the jake-body in adventure time #except flowey fucks with papyrus by stealing his hands or something. #kris can't catch a break. #frisk and chara are just frekaing chilling :) #yay!! yippee!!! they are freinds. #oh oh oh but back to flowey and papyrus #papyrus lets flowey sit on his shoulders for easier and more convenient travel #i feel like this is practice for flowey for when alphys build him an awesome robot body #(another one of the things that happen in my perfect world) #flowey and alphys geek over cool anime robot features #ANYWAYS. hope you are having a great day! thanks for likeing my stuff! #plart

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

#my art #feralnette au #birds of a feather #long tags #sorry I went apeshit in the tags #LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW #I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO #its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical #and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread #as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational #in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away #and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do #shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again #legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it #but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings #alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird #she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her #knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself #between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot #and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo #essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that #busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way #to show her she's self sabotaging #cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD

[ragsy]

big big big fan of found family relationships with shithead sibling dynamics

sure, yeah, they had no one in the world until they found each other, and they will fight tooth and nail for each other's safety, but they will also eat the last of the other's cereal and put the box back in the cabinet or tell the other's significant other every embarrassing story about them or greet each other by means of full body tackle and chokehold

#ragsycon exclusive #mark and pip have this dynamic and it gives me so much joy #she gives him so much shit for being awkward and painfully uncool but she will not hesitate to stab someone for being mean to him #he's focusing on something & doesn't hear her come in the room and she slaps him on the shoulder which startles him so badly he alert barks #which he is instantly mortified by the fact that he just literally actually barked and goes 'please don't tell anyone that happened' #to which pip responds by showing him her phone screen where she has just texted literally everyone that this just happened #...... #hall of fame

[robotpussy]

I'm sorry but idgaf about no fucking pins on your suit when you should've been on the streets disrupting the oscars. cause further disruption. 5 minute delay wasn't enough

#this pin shit is just liberalism to a T SAY SOMETHING DO SOMETHING #this happened during me too as well. pins all over the place but nobody actually stands for shit

[dimensionzero]

now that he's managed to dodge all his canon event trauma I think pavitr should get a running joke where he's just immune to spider-man luck

#like the spot throws him through a portal during a fight and he just so happens to land in a laundry basket full of blankets or something #and then peter b gets thrown through the same portal and goes flying past to crash-land directly into a dumpster #thats the energy im looking for #across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse spoilers #pavitr prabhakar #after some horrific shit: 'well... at least its not raining!' pavitr says. everyone eyes the sky in apprehension. it stays clear. #'yeah' miles says cautiously. 'i guess this couldnt get any worse.' #it immediately starts to rain