#ship whatever you want ig

[radiohead-spiderman]

Dramione is so icky to me and I’ll never understand it, it’s not enemies to lovers at ALL, Draco just bullies her for seven years and that’s apparently supposed to make us want them to be together?? I’ll never get it and personally will never like it also drarry solos

#seriously stop shipping hermione with someone who made her life a living hell?? #if you want enemies to lovers read drarry #anti dramione #dramione sucks #harry potter #golden trio era #golden trio #romione #ronmione #romione solos dramione #the fanarts alright I guess #ship whatever you want ig #I personally hate it #pansmione #sure it’s wlw dramione bUT I can stand it

[introspectivememories]

been watching mashle and oh my god, the eugenics???? the way lance's parents were so ready to give up their daughter??? no second thought???? just "why did this child have to be born to us?"???? um everyone talking in mash's face about how non-magic people are inherently worthless???? the triple line dude fucking making dolls out of people and somehow no one??? is??? checking him???? and then when questioned immediately jumping into "well humans are little more than mindless beasts and i will become a creator deity and reshape the world in my liking!"????? the, um, corruption in the government??? the way this story is so clearly "h*rry p*tter if it was actually funny"??? the slytherin coded characters are blood purists???? they took out hufflepuff??? one of the magia lupus' mage's powerset was just big shuriken???? another one is rip off kisame???? lance is a siscon and the first thing mash says is "that doesn't make it better"???? lemon is genuinely so fuckin funny??? dot is incel-coded but like in a funny way??? dot says that lance is playing life on "easy mode" cause lance has a good face??? dot likes tea??? dot has good manners??? everybody only has one spell they can use??? finn ames is like if you transported is regular human into this stupid ass world??? i think the old man and the cop have explored each others bodies.

#so many baffling things #the show is genuinely funny tho #mash and lance have something going on and i stg this isn't just me putting my shipping goggles on #also lance is a siscon but like in the most non-weirdest way possible??? like he just doesn't want his baby sis to die #and like yeah the power of her photo is enough for him to fling himself backward into a wall hard enough that it cracks #but he's not like in love with her or whatever. bare minimum victories ig #also when the rap starts it gets sooo hype #not to talk about h*rry p*tter in 2024 but why did they take out hufflepuff?? #that was the only good house #everybody else in that world seem insufferable but hufflepuff seemed like you could get along with them #also they need to stop talking shit about non-magic people in front of mash's face #mashle magic and muscles #mashle #lemon irvine #dot barrett #finn ames #mash burnedead #lance crown

[erythroniumseedling]

im obsessed w him

#help #i draw him hotter than he is #hes a garbage rat boy #the eltingville club #welcome to eltingville #pete dinunzio #jerry stokes #not meant to be shipping but? ig it can be #if you want it to be #i can be whatever you want me to be baby

[fitzrove]

For the choose violence asks: 9, 16, 19?

9. worst part of canon

KKOG. Conspiracy. Elisabeth Schönbrunn 2022 as a whole (😂😭). Productions that remove Hass or end with a kiss-and-carry in DSF. Productions that remove the Mayerling kiss. Split young and older Elisabeth. Hungarian nationalism (sorry Hungarians I just think it's icky and sus considering the current political situation 😭), mostly when implying Rudolf was a Hungarian nationalist (it's more complicated than that). When actors who clearly don't understand the point of the role are cast as Rudolf...

For TdV: the cuts at the end of Vor dem Schloss. Just remove the best and most central part of the show will you ajjdkdkd... you come into my house and rob me...

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

Broadly in all fandoms - genderbends to make a ship straight (the fuck 😭 there are so many straight ships out there, why is this necessary).

Nurturing Todolf with no implicit ill intentions (I mean I guess I understand it, hurt/comfort is big in all fandoms, but for me it can easily be too much and I'll start getting bored and thinking about them scratching and gnawing at each other AJJDKDH).

Herbfr*d (I mean I think I understand it psychologically since I liked it as a teenager, it's mostly based on fanon anyway, but legit. Y'all need to go to church and start writing todolf fanfic AJDKKDKFKF, at least there they both like it. Though idk if it would be good considering common h*rbfred tropes and the reductiveness/OOCness of how Alfred is written in those fics 😭).

You thought I would mention el*satod and kr*lah here, didn't you 😂😂😂🤣😌 Well, I do understand them, I just don't myself tend to like them.

19. you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

KKOG (melodically - levay how dare you). Nautilus das Abenteuermusical... there is no excuse...

#tysm for asking!!! was fun to answer #yeah i have such gripes with 1) genderbending i consider bad/OOC 2) genderbending to make a ship straight. i recently read a reddit #discussion where people were defending it and i was just so unconvinced 😭😭 like legit straight ships are the CANONICAL NORM in Big Media #why are you doing this just write a different ship 😭 #i mean i'm not the fandom police do whatever you want ig but i cringe when i see that stuff 😅 #asks

[beanghostprincess]

Hi, wanted to ask if there are ships that you don´t like? For me it´s romentic/sexuel shiping of any type between the asl brothers. For me they are just that, brothers. (It´s just not my thing) Would skip everything with that. (actually I only once got curios and read an Ace/Luffy ff. I was traumaticed!)

And every ship with Chopper. He is my cute baby okay? Never saw something, but the internet is full of the crazyst things.

Oh! Interesting question. I guess I don't have those types of ships?? I don't usually focus on the ships I don't like. If I'm not interested in a ship I just don't consume the content of it and I just scroll away and ignore it, but I don't hate ships or whatever. I just don't see the appeal of some but I let people do whatever they want because, after all, the internet is a free space to enjoy content however you want and I am not the shipping police, so... I guess I just rather focus on the ships I enjoy! I couldn't exactly tell you what ships I don't like, maybe what ships I'm not interested in(? Like Nami x men, for example, because I headcanon her as the biggest lesbian in the world, but it's not like I hate her ships with men, I'm just not interested in those. I do have preferences (I think it's pretty obvious what my preferences are seeing my top 5 OP Ships lmfao) but I don't go as far as to say "I hate this ship and I can't consume content of it or I'll get traumatized!" because to me it's just something other people like and maybe it's just not my thing and that's okay and I just ignore it if I don't enjoy it.

#idk ig i just rather focus on what i like!!! #i always follow the rule 'don't like don't interact and scroll away' #let people do whatever they want and do whatever you want and that's how you achieve peace on the internet #fandom spaces have become such a negative place to be around... especially when it comes to shipping #just be friendly ??? and don't spread hate or interact with people if you know you're gonna argue #it's that easy idk #one piece

[preciouslittlecreature]

Not sure when Ill finish this (my mental health has been on and off lately) but here's a W.I.P Nikolai Ive been poking at! Ive loved Nik for a good long while now and seeing him get more attention has made more happy so I figured Id finally throw my hat in the ring too. Especially wanna thank @sofasoap and @nrdmssgs for sharing all their wonderful work and being such great people!!

#lmk if you want me to remove the tags I 100% understand LMAO #also tagging for blog searching purposes sorry that this might end up in the main tag #nikolai modern warfare #nikolai #my art #might draw post one of my cod ocs i ship w him too sometime #also tumblr deleted the og post of this so. #crossing my fingers it doenst happen again bc i will cry #curses of mobile ig #was gonna post this on my main but not yet ig #for how anti military (esp american) i am I fell way too easily for this man #realizing now how small the uhm. headphone is whoops #whatever i adjusted it kinda and ill deal w it later LMAO

[waywardsalt]

now bc of that one post abt zelda getting fridged whenever that one guy directs a zelda game im thinking abt tetra just getting turned to stone in ph and like. what would it have been like if she were an actual character in ph. what would she have done how would this have changed the story

#not gonna do a whole lot of tagging im just musing. if you wanna rb or reply with ideas thats great #im not the person to figure this out bc i dont actually care much abt tetra #not like oh i hate her but like. i only played ph and what i see of her beyond that has not endeared me to her #shes fine i just dont get it. ig cuz i didnt play ww but eh #cuz like. ok. pretty much the majority of phs plot relies on tetra having been turned to stone and fixing that #and me being the autistic little freak i am the psrt that also makes it hard for me to wonder what could happen if #tetra werent stone and that making the game better is like. ok what about linebeck and his arc #listen his arc is so fucking good and hes great and i dont think his arc would have been so good if link wasnt the character he was put wit #cuz link is a great foil and despite having minimal characterization has just the right personality to nudge linebeck along #cuz hes def part of what inspires some of that change in linebeck so idk what might have happened #if tetra was an active player interacting with him in ph too. cuz like idk most of the time when i see people #do stuff where they interact its usually tetra one upping linebeck or whatever and thars like. ok thats whar ciela does #maybe im reading into it too much and focusing on linebeck. idk how you couldve done and changed #the plot of ph to include tetra without just straight up rewriting the whole thing or putting link away #bc look me in the eyes. i do not think linebeck would have developed the way he did without having met link specifically #salty talks #idk i feel like linebecks arc is the best bit of story in ph so i want that to remain more or less intact bc thats where a lot of #the emotional stuff comes in at the end. his dialogue in the ghost ship battle and the final boss. its important #i dont think about tetra much cant you tell. so id leave this to someone who actually cares abt her as a character

[neofelis----nebulosa]

me: warrior cats isnt really a main interest for me anymore

me at 11:00 pm:

#if you for whatever reason ever wondered about my basic thoughts on any given warrior cats ship i got you covered ig #a lot of the ones in the its a no from me category arent necessarily ships i actively dont want to be canon at all #like i dont resent that they at one point were canonically a couple i just dont support them actively still being together in the story #like crowfeather and nightcloud for example #tbh i feel like that about all crowfeathers canon relationships #i acknowledge their role in driving the plot but i dont want their relationships to continue past where they ended #idk if that makes sense #kinda regret not making mothpool its own category tbh #also ik mousefur is canonically/semi canonically asexual #but asexual is not always aromantic #hence why I say I don’t have a problem with most of her ships #I personally hc her as aroace tho so I personally do not actively like any of her ships

[entusiastshipper]

IDK IF COUNTS AS HEADCANON BUT HERE I GO BABES

Klaus Hargreeves gives me so much housewife vibes, is insane!!

Like, always trying to cheer up the others, always being the most patience in the family, so nice and truthful!

When he became the second oldest, he didn't become the older sibling, he becomes the mother!!

Also, i do think Klaus knows how to cook, like, he had to survive the streets since really young, you can't tell me that boy didn't had to learn to make himself food or to others (He probably didn't had the healthiest relationships:( )

Klaus is the mom, Five is the dad, Luther and Allison the older siblings and Viktor and Diego the youngest bros. And Ben is like a weird wine aunt.

(Also, because i am a Klive sucker, Klive parenting is what gives me live and i will definitely upload a few headcanons of that scenario in a moment haha)

#the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #klive #if you squint your eyes a little #Idk if tag the other umbrellas #live and let people ship whatever they want ♡ #entusiast talks! #harcest #ig?

[rattoes420]

Cringetober Day 2023 Day 20: Hanaki Disease

#cringetober #cringetober 2023 #vash the stampede #vash saverem #vashwood #at least that’s what I was thinking #it’s vague enough and the artist is dead so it’s whatever ship you want ig

[szczylpierdolony]

cosplay makes me sooo envious bc i KNOW its not for me but oh god i wish it was

#bc cons stress me out and i hate taking pictures of myself #and its expensive and i imagine often uncomfortable #and i have no friends to cosplay with :( #well ig i have one weve been talking abt it #but the problem is we like completely different stuff so we could never be those ppl who cosplay a ship 😔😔 #which like. oh to be one of those 16yo cosplayers with a friend group all into the same thing #who are so devoid of self cringe and shame and just have fun #seeing them literally makes me want to cry god i wish i were you #and im sooo jealous bc i didnt get into a lot of animanga until i was 18 and it feels late which i know is silly #but i feel like being into anime in middle school makes you completely shameless in a good way #whatever. forever feeling like im stuck in a limbo of never fully fitting anywhere #and always staying on the margin of everything unable to touch the essense

[melodux]

Josuke makes such a good little boy toy. Being so nice and obedient so he can get off on the praise.

#Josuke Higashikata #josuke higashikata x reader #or whatever ship you want ig #loverboytag #jjba #jojo’s bizarre adventure #nsft

[rubysparx]

.

#thinking about dungeon meshi #but specifically laichuck(? ..chilos?) #Laios x chilchuck. basically #which like I don’t ship it but I mean?? ok #if u want ig #but I’m like deeply thinking about wether or not that’s pedophilia? #I mean there’s major age gaps in all the shops bc of the lifespans of the races #so technically any ship is tbh #but the way I see it like. Marcille x Falin or Laios isn’t in terms of maturity #or like Namari and Kiki #which is my favvv ship and no one even caresss #anyway yeah bc like. Chil looks like he’s like… 16? #but he’s actually like 30 and Laios is 26. but also if you translate Chil’s age to tall-man lifespans he’s like 40 something #which like. it’s less about the numbers but I mean- Chil actually seems to have the maturity of an older adult #and that being said; Laios is pretty immature #but I mean he is 26 #and a complex character imo so you could easily say he’s simultaneously immature and acting his age #Laios is just weird <3 it’s hard to say anything definitive abt his maturity or whatever #btw I think it’s so cool that with other characters (namari for example) they can’t tell the ages of other races #and don’t really know about their maturity rates #but marcille (before it was revealed that she wants to make all the races have the same lifespan) #made a comment about how Laios should’ve outgrown his interest in dragons and stuff #whatever. explodes #um basically. Laios/Chilchuck shippers #if you’re out there #can I get your opinion on this pspspspspsps

[falled-over]

this one is abt me personally and i dont want to impose my ideals onto other people but i feel like my ally ship to communities i support and am not a part of does and should not include ex-communicating their detractors, but rather engaging with them in attempts to change their mind. it should not be the job of people within those communities to educate people who violently oppose them, and those violent opposers should not go without someone stepping in to speak to them compassionately. 

#like if someone is being racist literally whos job to change their mind #the people theyre being racist towards? absolutely not. #idk if this reads how i want it to #deciding to cut people off because they disagree with you on moral politics is your own choice ig #a few years back i talked to someone on here who was gender critical on the fast track to becoming a terf #but in their personal posts they talked abt gender in a way i remember talking abt it before i was as comfortable in it as i am now #so i dm'd them and we had a seperate discord conversation for abt 2 weeks off and on that ended in them thanking me for my time and saying #i had changed their mind #and like it wasn't exactly easy. of course it was emotionally distressing or whatever the fuck. but better me than no one at all right #they weren't a raging trans ally. i think they said they were still gender critical. but i had humanised trans women to them #and like its one person #but you never know #i do think that educating others is overlooked in ally ship these days and thats very selfish #actually i think abt that in the case of jk rowling. #i do think if twitter were less volatile it could have gone differently.

[roostertuftart]

I don’t even care about this discourse anymore I just wish it wasn’t constantly being shoved down the rest of the fandom’s throat as this full blown “actually you’re wrong for thinking this isn’t canon” bullshit that’s so needlessly cherry picked. So much for fanworks not having to support canon.

#which I agree with btw I don’t think fanworks need to support canon #I often don’t myself with my own artwork/writing #I just am so sick of this needless passive aggressive bullshit being carried out by a small selection of users on this platform #who just want discourse and have not patience for any dissenting opinions as much as they try to pretend to be so open to other ideas #and representations of the characters they like. it’s so fake. so petty. the fandom wasn’t always this toxic #esp not the meta side of the fandom. but now we go from one extreme to the other #and sp meta is dead #at least about stan and Kyle #the only meta you see these days about them is ppl continuing to carry on this stupid drama #and all of it is so cherry picked and poorly thought out and often times so obviously just another attempt to jab the other side #just for the sake of fighting ig? and I’m so over it #I’m just gonna sit in my little cave over here and draw nerdy sporty popular but also hated Stan and Kyle #maybe I’ll lean a little one way one day a little the other way the other day #maybe I’ll write a bi Kyle. perhaps a gay Kyle. maybe a bi Stan. maybe a gay Stan #whatever I’m feeling #but I’m done with this. I’m done with this argument. I’m done seeing my favorite ship ruined by needless discourse #that distills the characters to such a basic form in an attempt to bring back the glory of the old style days #as if it meets the creativity and flexibility and amazing writing old style works had on any meaningful level in the first place #good day style discourse. I hope your perpetuators get well soon #discourse #sp style #sorry for the rant I’m tired and angry about this subject again

[kamuro-junrenka]

Am i insane or is there definitely something fishy going on with kiryu and nanba

#definitely not something i ever thought about writing #but hear me out #yesterday i did a walk and talk thingie or whatever and they were talking about that one cringy ass manga line #the one that like “would like dinner a bath or me” and nanba was like No one would ever ask me that and kiryu fucking says #i can ask you that if you want #and then today i went to this cafe and triggered another conversation and idr word for word but kiryu said something about aupporting nanba #and he had sparkles and shit and was like Of course kiryu san !!! #like !!!!!!!!! #never in my wildest dreams i thought about something like this but i find it hilarious #new crack ship ig #rant #yakuza