#she's my boyfriend. he's my wife.

[angeltannis]

warming back up after this stupid neck injury by drawing my favorite she/him 🧡

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #brigitte lindholm #brigitte overwatch #brigitte ow #baphomart #this took me WEEKS and it was intended to be as simple as possible hhh stupid bulging discs #ANYWAY #she's my boyfriend. he's my wife. #my thoughts on Brigitte's relationship to gender are complicated and involve way more thought than any Blizzard writer has ever given her lo #she grew up being p much One of the Guys with Torb and Rein and so everything was cool and fine #then as she got older and realized people were starting to expect different things from her than from the guys #The Dysphoria hit lol #i think she's still figuring things out but will eventually find comfort in a sorta in-between space #he's a lesbian and one of the guys and also perhaps Most significantly of all. A Sabaton fan

[oatbugs]

Jack Marsh (2005), Friendship Otherwise - Toward a Levinasian Description of Personal Friendship

#saw carnation lily lily rose by john singer seargent irl today. it was basically at my doorstep all along idk why i never went to see it #it was placed at a corner in the gallery. me and my friend sat down and sketched the paintings of beautiful naked people quite badly. paper #provided by tate britain. she told me about how she couldnt look her boyfriend in the face after a harrowing film about war. when i say the #interview was informal i mean the person who was supposed to be my boss told me let me get you a cider and then he said after #50 years of life he knows people are inherently good and it only takes a little bit of kindness to save this world. he said he tricked #his wife into keeping the baby and then he said he quit his job at a US bank to help people find meaning and in it #he would have liked to find meaning. instead he started climbing with his friends. he said he chews his cigarettes because its a habit from #when he had to hide things from people. the entire time i felt uncomfortable and incredibly enlightened. this is my friends mentor. she has #his pattern of pauses and expletive and penchant for ends-justify-means attitude. i do think im not very clever #but maybe one day i will love you enough to make up for it. i wrote code i dont understand staring at the final error i thought about how #we both thought of how when we're too old to remember the voices of our friends we would like to stand in the pathway of the LHC beam pipe #cut it open and eat light in the freezing cold vacuum (kills you long before radiation will) the invisible puncture wound unfolding dna #back to the start larger than you ever were. you go to heaven once youve been to hell. my friend is in my bed #practicing calculations of eigenvectors by hand and she is uninterested in a visual proof you are uninterested in incompetence #we catch a train this is your kind of burden you tragic hero wincing at that word you only do this because you have to. im the only one #who can. i am a coward in this for the fucking poetry. the visual proofs. the pretty numbers. an architect who was horrible at maths wanted #to be a philosopher and accidentally ended up neck in deep in 70th Error On Visual Studio Code i want to kiss your eyes before we say #goodbye we both know there is no love in the way there should be. I still have your dress in my wardrobe. i hope you make art. #you think im alright head-wise i think you fucking hate me i think ill never be so clever you want me to tell you my idea? #if you wanted more of this world i would have liked to kiss you harder. we cant both be like this. im sorry i cant be with you the whole wa #the love is gone if you have to ask it. his breath catches his eyes feel stiff it is -1.9 kelvin he is near the beam pipe i miss holding #his hand i miss her singing voice i miss his hair and i found the antonym of pain thank you for carrying me home.

[poisoned-pearls]

Azul who is just obsessed with being Jamil’s biggest fan. He goes to every game puts Jamil’s number on EVERYTHING buys him twenty different compression sleeves all of it. Most supportive bf ever. He knows Jamil’s game schedule before he does

#Azujami #jamiazu #ashenviper #My wip one shot now has 8400 smth words #Unfortunately I’m stuck bc of logistical problems #(Who would be more sensitive to other people’s feelings: Ace or Riddle) #BUT #oh my god Azul would be such a like #Highschool girl who’s bf is their towns best player who has deluded herself into thinking he’s gonna end up as the star nba player #And shes gonna end up as a nba wife (her boyfriend is slightly above average in skill) #That’s the energy he’d give off #Loudest cheerleader (he has no idea what’s going on) #From a more serious point tho Azul desperately wants to see Jamil’s absolute best #And I think that basketball is probably Jamil’s only ‘safe’ outlet #Bc kalim is no where near it so he actually can be a star #And like try his best #And azul would LOVE seeing it #I’m in my ashenviper brainrot hours

[can-i-get-a-yippee]

There’s an alternate universe where the 911 writers didn’t murder Shannon, and she, Buck, and Eddie get to have a similar dynamic to Micheal, Bobby, and Athena

#back on my Shannon lived bs #I just feel like it would’ve been really cute for her and Buck to develop a friendship :(( #like they both love Eddie and Chris so so much and they’re two of the only people who call Eddie out on his shit #Shannon being a spitfire and Buck being an enabler #Eddie getting called to the police station while on shift bc his ‘wife and boyfriend(?)’ got arrested after inciting a fight #He rushes over only to find Buck looking a little ashamed and Shannon looking not sorry at all along with another woman with a black eye #(and Christopher just having the time of his life entertaining the officers on duty) #He goes over to his ex wife and work partner and looks vaguely disappointed #Buck holding up his handcuffed hands with a placating gesture to Eddie and saying ‘in our defense we didn’t start it’ #Shannon saying ‘She should’ve known better than to talk about my son when we could hear it’ #Buck giving a ‘what can you do? she’s right’ shrug and Eddie rubbing his temples #because if he knew that Buck was going to enabled his ex wife he would’ve never introduced them #911 abc #buddie #eddie diaz #evan buck buckley #shannon díaz

[sebbyisland]

if tumblr had polls in 2015 I know iwaoi would have never lost in round 3 of a ship poll. How easily we forget our roots

#I can’t believe anime tumblr got murdered like this in cold blood. Sorry I don’t know what a ‘Swede’ or a ‘Blackbird” is #I didn’t even ship Iwaoi but like #I read a comic about domestic iwaoi and their neighbor a clueless straight boyfriend bonding and #When he was like ‘my wife wants to get married but I’m scared we won’t love each other in the future’ and iwaoi was like well. #We choose to stay together even though it won’t be acknowledged in law or death we r married. Don’t let fear hold u back from love #This was before the adoption + partner certificate process got more widespread in Japan I think? Anyways #That comic is burned in my mind idk what the author was on when she wrote that but it fucked me up #ao3 ship poll #Seb out

[blujayonthewing]

wh. I just fucking realized that prior to our warlock regaining his lost memories melliwyk was the only member of her party who had ever had sex

#that can't be right?? what the fuck #aritian turns out to have had a wife and child Before but when the campaign started he was a total amnesiac so #zhartook is aro/ace and our bard visited a brothel several irl years into the campaign #and was like 'please don't tell my friends this is my first time' #I guess to be fair I don't know about Claire but she doesn't 1) seem like a casual fling girl and 2) seem like she's had a boyfriend #HOW WAS MELLIWYK. THE *ONLY* ONE WHO KNEW WHAT SEX IS. #I mean the answer is she's old fgkjhkfd #extremely young for a gnome but plenty of lifespan to have spent years with no social life AND have previously had a BIT of a social life #extremely funny to me #NOT TO BE RUDE! TO MELLIWYK IT'S JUST. IF I SHOWED YOU A LINEUP OF THE WHOLE PARTY YOU WOULD NOT EXPECT-- #[COUGH] anyway literally none of her friends are equipped to call her out for having bite marks on her neck. thank you good night #my OCs #melliwyk

[cityandking]

sorry sorry just. the romance of having the person you love right there in arm's reach. and yet never being with them. the exquisite agony. the devotion. the loneliness. I'm gonna eat a chair

#rewatched ladyhawke in case u were wondering #imagining it without the weird sexist undertones where he tells a priest to kill his wife cause 'it's what she would want' #and without the 27 y/o playing opposite a 40 y/o #but like. y'know. the rest of it is good. get yourself a wolf or a bird boyfriend. #r: light through stained glass #my dm was like ''that's fitting cause they're cursed in canon too'' and I was like ''haha ouch''

[im2tired4usernames]

Ugh I was excited for today until I found out I'd have to spend it with people that actively make me hate being alive hate the future and drain me off all energy physically mentally spiritually like a vampire I can't stand to be around her she is the definition of stupidity and even then that's generous as fuck this bitch has filled her brain with so much garbage I watch her brain cells die at alarming rates every single time she uses her vocal cords her giggles make me want to jam a sewing needle into my ear repeatedly so I can never have to hear it again its a friendly reminder that my parents decisions this time my dad's constantly makes me want to die

#i cant even shes just so dangerously stupid #she thinks energy drinks with natural caffeine are safe to give people who have been told by doctor doing take caffeine with thia meds #ahe thinks of a child is CHOCKING to lie them face down n rub their back #she has the evangelical woman voice worse then women I've met n that cult ahe giggles constantly and behaves like the stereotype lil german #boy just got a lollipop over.... everyone and everything whe acts likw an 11 year old I just got the first boyfriend and all they could talk #is how perfect their boyfriend is and they're so pretty good for that I pulled a boyfriend is and it's like a God thing that they met how #SOOOOOOOOOO in love while constantly nonstop touching ahe has to be touching him her hand on his thigh her atm linked with his her heaf on #his chest she has to be in her lap they make out all over the place IT'S DISGUSTING AND EMBARRASSING STOP SWAPPING SPIT #she started a i. hwr words 'love diary of their love journey' they hadn't been dateing 2 months her kids are spoiled fake Instagram bitches #with such shitty views on politics SHE'S A TRUMP FAN GIRL SHENLOVES TRUMP MY DAD BROUGHT IN A TRUMPIE #there's so much i cant even say because even admitting it on tumblr is too embarrassing i wanted.to.likw her i liked her the first day but #THE MORE I GET TO KNOW GET THE MORE N MORE N MISS RED FKAGS #she threw away all my siblings clothes school books toys uniforms for sports their in toys i bought them that week make up jewelry #in the disguise of helping clean house #while i was at the hospital the kids call me in tears i call her beg her to wait and nope.ahe didn't i found the bags by the curb i brought #my dad sided with hwr because 'she didn't mean any harm she didn't know sje was throwing them away' #my mom hasn't bsen dead a year he started dating right after ahe died #hes talking about marrying this woman this woman who has never had an honest educated thought once in her life #WHO ASLO SPEMDA MONEY LIKE A DRUNKEN SAILOR AHE CAME FROM A WITCH FAMILY HER LAST TWO HUSBANDA WERE TOUCH SHE HAS NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE COMMON #SHE SPENDS LIKE SHE STILL HAS MONEY WHEN SHE DOSE NOT AND IT'S LIKE YOU DID NOT JUST SPEND OVER 180 DOLLARS N PASTRIES GOD #SHES SO FUCKIN STUPID AND EVERY HOLIDAY SINCE MY MOM DIED WVERY FAMILY GWT TOGETHER BECAUSE WE DON'T TALK OR.DO ANYTHING WITH MOM'S SIDE #OF THE FAMILY ANYMORE SHE'S THERE EVERY WINGLE MOTHER FUCKIN WEEKEND SHES HERE I'M EXHAUSTED SHES PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY DRAINING TO BE ARO #OUND SHES LIKE IF SOMEONE TOOK A GOLDEN RETRIEVER ON A DIET OF JUST FUCKIN COCAINE LITTLE GERMAN BOY WITH LOLLY AND CRUELLA DEVILLE AND FUSE #THEN TOOK A STRAW AND DRANK ALL THE SMARTS OUT OF THAT BEING #UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH MY DADS GOIN TO NARRY RHIA BITCH SHES GOIN TO TRY TO BE A MOTHER TO ME AND MY SIBLINGS AND THEY'RE GOIN TO #be so fucked up because her kids are not ok SHE FUCKED THEM OVER BAD SHE HAS FOUR KIDS ALL ADULTS THEY'RE JUST WOW #I HATE MY LIFE I HATE WHAY FUTURE MY FAMILY IS GOIN TO BE THE GOOD THINGS IS I WON'T HAVE TO STAY I CAN GO N MAKE A NEW ONE WITH MY WIFE #FOR ME BUT MY SIBLINGS ARE FUCKED AND ANYTIME I WANT TO VISIT MY FAMILY YANDERE GOLDEN RETRIEVER BITCH WILL BE THERE WORMING HWR WAY IN #SHES CONSTANTLY CALLING N TEXTING MY DAD NONSTOP OF SHE'S NOT NEXT TO HIM AND IF HE CAN'T RESPOND INSTANT SHE FREAKS OUT N BUGS ME

[star-mum]

Okay OP nation I have some (maybe controversial) statements about the Straw Hats and I need y’all to listEN FIRST OKAY- HEAR ME OUT

Boyfriend: Zoro and Franky

Husband: Usopp and Sanji

Girlfriend: Nami

Wife: Robin

Luffy: Aroace king

#DO YOU SEE THE VISION ???? #like I am a Certified Zoro Girlie but thats not a husband... he has Boyfriend written all over him #I cant call him husband in my head - ‘oh that’s my Husband Zoro’ - ew no - 'thats my BOYFRIEND Zoro' - yes ! #Franky is just cool and sensitive like that -> the boyfren to defeat all boyfrends -> i'd fall hard and fast -> like embarrassingly so #SANJI OH MY GOD !!! THE FIRST MAN WHO DARED TO MALEWIFE #and of course anime he has a couple red flags but I always put those on ‘annoying anime trope’ rather than accepting thats a part of him (C #(OPLA IS HERE TO PROVE THAT) shit like in canon they kinda set him up as this totally uncool Wannabe Casanova (which he is !!) #but he’s also just effortlessly charming ???? me at 7 y/o watching his intro for the very first time ??? a goner !!! -> me at 20 yo watchin #GOD !! USOPP !! THE MAN ! THE KING ! THE LEGEND -> I have ALWAYS been an Usopp girlie -> cause im always right and i love to win #y’all gonna give a pathetic cowardly little man with huge dreams and an even bigger heart who ALWAYS stands up for whats right #DESPITE BEING SCARED ???? I’m in the chapel baby lets do this 👰🏻 -> also his tiddies are always out ??? DUNGAREES WITH NO SHIRT !! WHATS NO #risking his life fighting an incredibly powerful and scary pirate for an entire village who didn’t treat him fairly and DIDNT BELIEVE HIM #him going to a place he was Not Welcomed and constantly mistreated at only to tell a DYING girl incredibly fun stories and keep her company #cause he saw his mom go through the same thing as a kid ? -> i love him yall 🥺 #NAMI !!! thats Girlfriend with a capital G -> shes pretty greedy and a little bit (very) mean -> i love her sm i want her to rule my life #RO !! BIN !! the crush I have on that woman is honestly embarrassing -> she is THE wife -> do not be mistaken #i dont really see Luffy wanting a romantic relationship but that’s not gonna stop me from reading fanfic about him ; p #i had to edit this and glue some tags together so they'd all fit -> thats why theres so many arrows -> I have Thoughts okay -> let me live #one piece #opla #one piece live action #straw hats

[daddytoki]

The Shinsengumi will depart Edo tomorrow; as the city mourns the loss with a heavy downpour, Okita Sougo, the esteemed Captain of the first division, bleeds out in a shallow canal. Across from him lies the equally-battered bane of his existence. She'd opened up his stitches with that last blow. He ponders the irony of dying in this ditch after all they'd been through. Well, if this is how it ends... "Go out with me," he says, as nonchalant as he can manage with a tongue that feels like sandpaper. Hopefully his rival will be too tired out to kill him for it. Said rival scrunches up her nose at the sky and gives it a moments thought. Sougo counts each second by the heartbeat. After an agonizing moment of consideration, Kagura delivers her verdict. "Nuh-uh."

part 2 of: assert dominance by always having the last word

2/3 done only one more to go

#farewell shinsengumi arc #okikagu #gintama #i know the summary looks scary but this is in fact okikagu i promise #they love each other with a capital L there's just some stuff to work through #i have like . an extremely specific version of how i see them in my head and i need this vision realized #sailor's-wife okita “when will my beloved come home from the sea/ space” #no more suave ladies man okita (canonically incapable of being normal around women) #being raised by kondo will do that to you #and no more tsundere kagura she could give less of a shit it is HARD to embarass that girl. #she brought her first boyfriend home and he was three stories tall #i think they would have fun i think they are shonen rival coded i think they bring out the best in each other #and i stg if i smell a whiff of ship discourse im throwing everyone off the boat we're done #im not having these arguments anymore. im tired. we are not doing this. #block and move on i dont want to hear it #okita sougo #kagura #okkg #fanfic #gintama fanfic #okikagu fanfic #ao3 #txt #screeds

[erotetica]

Well now I amn ot doing it.

#my art #tog #the old guard #nile freeman #andromache the scythian #quynh #this is 2 years old and I just phoned in the text bubbles #so. that’s why no likeness to anyone #I DONT GIVE A SHIT THIS IS FUNNY. TO ME #andromaquynh #andronilequynh #well it is. #Nile met Andy and it was *big-horn sheep headbutts* on sight but w minutes into knowing quynh she’s like well #what if I was a baby about it. #what if I said ‘my girlfriends dizzy and Jay broke up with me 🥺’ #and she said ‘oh nooo can my wife and I make you come about it?’ #well. what then. #I should have a shitty comics tag #so no one misunderstands my sheep metaphors. Nile and Andy were girlfriend and boyfriend the whole time. #Booker told her his friends broke up with him but he did it like a dejected wojack and it didn’t count

[theinfinitedivides]

'a dying man never lies, Tiger.' ok. so are you really up to some RAW-unfriendly business then love of my life or is this a misdirection tactic

#film: tiger 3 #tiger 3 #salman khan #katrina kaif #bollywood #local gay watches Tiger 3 (for my wife and the cameo of my bisexual pathetic cat boyfriend only).txt #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #somehow i feel like she might be but not for any malicious purpose yk. i feel like it's a Rubai and Jim semi-situation #especially since we got that opening with her father's mentee. Aatish was it i think that was his name. anyway why introduce #him so early if he's not going to come back later that's what i'm thinking

[inkykeiji]

my boyfriend’s mom will be out all night on a date so i get to play housewife tonight n make the boys dinner :)

#‘the boys’ being my boyfriend and his brothers (all adults) #ah yes #the joys of being an italian wife-mother #makes me think of arackniss SOOOOO MUCH LMAO #because he rly does strike me as the traditional italian type #who would want his wife at home tending to the house and the kids and making sure he has a full meal on the table the moment he walks #through the door <333 #this is what i was saying the other day tho when i was talking about italian mothers and their love for their sons #even within my own family i saw this so so so much #fuck my mom still does it #this isn’t a criticism btw!!! just a lil fact that the majority of traditional italian moms rly favour their sons esp the younger ones #but also it’s like soooo many men who grow up in this type of household environment expect their wives to also be their mothers when they #move out #and i’ve seen that with multiple men around me in our community #as well as with THEIR mothers #like ‘oh she better take care of my boy’ etc #i don’t think that’s something necessarily unique to italians it’s just the only culture i can speak on since i am italian #anyway i enjoy cooking for family so!!! :) i am excited c: #if it were feasible to be a housewife in today’s society i would absolutely choose to do it but alas #who the fuck can survive like that anymore LMAO #clari chatters #clari chapters

[batri-jopa]

In heteronormative narrations a single-female-friend character is most often depicted as a threat for the couple/marriage. Threat for the girl that is. Like: beware, this bitch is single! so "obviously" her main goal is to steal your guy because, you know, she's a desperate selfish erotically-starving bitch...

Well, I can't speak for other single ladies but in the most couples I know - if I were to brake the relationship I'd rather run away with the girl🤷

#I'm aro and ace. but girls are just funnier #I like my male cousins but honestly? every each one of them I would give away for his wife #my cousins' wives are not ''related'' to me and yet they all feel more like family to me than my male cousins ever did #not to mention I secretly wish my best friend could finally break free from the toxic relationship #that she have with her lazy underappreciating partner #maybe then we could meet more often... or even live closer to each other again #I certainly don't hate guys! though if having one on my own - for the most part of the day I would not know what to do with him🤔 #unless he would be enormously talkative. like an average girl😜 #relationship goals #single #aroace #aromantic #asexual #heteronormativity #amatonormativity #relationship #''why would I want your man? I don't know why you want your man'' #EDIT: okey there's also my female-cousin's boyfriend. I love to talk with him #he's quite xenophobic conspiracy theories fan and YET he's intelligent enough to have a fascinating conversation with #but I also like to talk about movies with my best friend's boyfriend. even though I think she should get rid of him #no offence man - our shared interests don't change the fact that just don't deserve her at all👎

[talesofunlikelysapphicpairings]

If ever Thekla looks at me this way, I will melt. 🫠 She is so handsome, please. 😭🥹

#THAT'S MY HUSBAND Y'ALL #and my wife #my loveeee #the love of my life #her boyfriend better be treating her right (as far as I can tell he does) #she's the father of my children fr fr fr #the most handsome I swear #apparently I am still a simp for thekla reuten #nobody can blame me I am sure #jillian salvius #thekla reuten #I WANT ONE CHANCE

[polaroidcats]

just got reminded of one of my favorite bittersweet memories from the closet/denial - when I was 15 we had an exchange student from the US stay with us for a few days and I got along so well with her, and we wrote endless fb messages and emails and letters and I just felt like we were soulmates and cried when she left and couldn't wait to visit her a few months later on a school trip, and I remember sitting in her car with her and singing along to Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl" because i had just bought cherry chapstick so she started playing the song, and my heart started beating faster when she started to sing along and I just remember not knowing what it was but knowing it was a special kind of friendship. I attributed it to the circumstances and the traveling and all the excitement of a school trip, and only years later, when I read her coming out post on facebook something in me clicked and made me realise how obvious it could have been to me that I had a crush on her if I'd had the language for it at 15.

#queer #ramblings #she just posted a wedding pic of her and her now wife on insta and they look so cute and beautiful #and seeing that made me remember how hard the realisation of what my feelings had been hit me when i read her coming out post #which she posted almost 10 years after we first met #and i'm pretty sure we both didn't know back then #maybe she did but i definitely didn't suspect a thing #i remember coming home from the US trip and telling my mom all abt our adventures and how heartbroken i felt when we had to leave #and in the whole friend group of like 10+ ppl we hung out with (my friends & their hosts) there was 1 guy #named kyle and he was someone's boyfriend #and my mom asked me #if i was sad abt saying goodbye to kyle #and i was like #??!??!? KYLE #i'm fucking heartbroken abt my host but not fucking kyle #he was nice and all but he was literally just some girls bf who tagged along but comphet made my mom latch onto the only guy i mentioned lol #i remember the extreme confusion i felt whem she asked abt him #and i was like?!?? i literally have talked abt girls for half an hour WHY are you making it abt kyle #i'm in such an oversharing mood today lol but seeing her insta posts just made me really nostalgic #and sad for closeted teenage me who could have had all these experiences but didn't know it yet