#she's just trogdor

[crystalvfae]

Maleficar

#dragon age: origins #dragon age origins #dragon age #grey warden #dao #cw: blood #tw: self harm #sort of #rhodes amell #she's just trogdor #burninating the countryside #sketch

[chipper-pessimist]

...but she's still FALIIIIIIIIIIIN!

(Image description: a set of three cartoony grayscale pencil drawings done in the style of Trogdor the Burninator. The first is a full-body picture of Falin; she is a woman with light hair in a bob who holds a book in her left hand and a magic staff in her right hand. Text reads "Falin was a woman." The second image shows the top half of Falin transposed onto the body of a four-legged dragon with small wings; text reads "I mean, she was a dragon-woman". The last image shows a dragon with two horns, four stickfigure-like legs, and two small wings; it is breathing fire, and smoke comes from its nostrils. Text reads "or maybe she was just a dragon." End ID.)

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #falin #red dragon #spoilers #traditional art #chip draws #trogdor #fan art

[heavywithourbabies]

Carrying His Baby

Emma slid back against her husband Mark on their bed and eased her naked, swollen body against him. She almost cooed when she felt Marks big hands wrap around her and start to rub her severely pregnant belly. She felt the heat radiating off of his naked body against hers and she sighed contentedly. She put her hands over Mark’s, and the two of them explored every inch of her gravidness.

“Won’t be long now.” Mark whispered in her ear as his fingers lightly traced the stretch marks on her sides and underbelly. “I know” she replied, “He’s dropped.” Mark nuzzled against her and kissed her cheek. “You know, we can still change his name if you want…” he said as his fingertips grazed her sensitive popped out belly button. She couldn’t help but shiver a little at the sensation. “Oh yeah? And what sort of names were you thinking?” She asked. He stopped rubbing for a moment and gave her kettle drum of a belly a quick pat “Trogdor” he said. Emma chuckled and felt her belly rock up and down a little. Her heavy breasts jiggled. “Trogdor?” she replied, “Isn’t that some dragon or something else dumb?”. Mark continued to rub her belly; his palms placed gently but firm on her taut skin. “What about Twigglet?” He asked, and this time Emma’s whole body shook with laughter. “Oh my God, stop, you’re gonna make me pee a little…” she said between shakes of laughter. “Even if you peed a little, I’d still love my heavily pregnant Emma” He said softly. One of his hands drifted up her belly to one of her swollen breasts and he cupped it gently. Emma still let out a slight hiss in discomfort, but couldn’t deny how good it felt when Mark’s hands were on her. Emma sighed at his touch “I’m surprised you still love me like this.” She said as she shook her dense belly a little. Suddenly, Emma could feel her husband start to get hard behind her and she smiled. “You do still love me even though I’m a beached whale?” Mark let his fingers lightly pull and tease one of Emma’s long dark nipples. She felt the pressure of milk aching right behind them. “You’re as big as a house” Mark whispered hotly in her ear, and for some reason that was the sexiest thing he could have said to her. “And I fucking love you like this.” He said before starting to kiss down the side of her neck, his erection growing stiffer against her ass.

Emma let out a gasp of air on that and closed her eyes. The truth was she was big. She was huge and heavy. She had fully reached the stage of pregnancy when all she could do was waddle around and hold her belly up as she moved. She was tired, and aching, and sore. Completely over having strangers rub her massive bump and ask her if it was twins. She just wanted to meet her baby. But somehow, through all of it, she couldn’t be happier. She never really knew Mark had a pregnancy fetish before this but she was very happy to find out how into it he was as the months went along and she swelled bigger. He never missed a beat to take care of her. To pamper her and make her feel safe and special. To make sure she knew just how beautiful she was. And to take her as many times as he could. Even when she was tired and unsure, he would use his words and his wonderful hands to break her down and have her aching for him. All of it made her hot and bothered. Maybe it was the hormones or maybe it was just all the extra attention, but Emma was finding herself wet more often than not these days. Even if she was as big as house. She was his house. His beached whale. His big, beautiful pregnant wife. “This man” she thought as Mark now massaged her other full breast. “I want to carry this man’s babies forever”.

Mark fully kissed her. His tongue and hers exploring each other. When they broke, his hands went back to her huge belly. “You’re so pretty pregnant.” He said. And Emma felt herself dripping down her thighs.

“You stay right here” she said. “I want to give the father of my baby something” and with that she slowly heaved herself up and away from Mark. For a second she worried she would flop back down heavily on him but she found her balance. She slowly lowered herself to her hands and knees, making sure Mark got a good view of her ass and between her legs. She crawled along the bed, feeling her globe of a belly drag across the sheets. Her breasts hung heavily off her chest and she could feel beads of milk escaping her turgid nipples. She finally got herself in position between Mark’s legs, which was no easy feet with how very pregnant she was, and she took his hard, erect penis in her tiny hand, smiled at him, and then leaned down to take all of him in her mouth.

She heard him groan in pleasure and she started going up and down his long shaft faster. She took his balls in one hand and softly played with them as her saliva ran down the length of him. Her back was already aching from the position, and she felt her heavy body weighing her down, but she continued. She wanted to show him how much she appreciated him. She wanted to show the father of her child how happy she was carrying his babies. She wanted to worship the cock that had given her this huge baby belly. She licked the head of his cock while she ran her other hand up and down his shaft, trying to support her weight with her knees and elbows.

She felt Mark throbbing her hands and he put his hands on her shoulders to stop her. She wondered what was wrong until she saw the hungry look in his eye. “I want you” he said and quickly got up from where he was sitting on the bed. Even though she was so large and cumbersome, somehow Mark easily lowered her down on her side, her big belly and tits resting on the bed. Her back felt immediately better. She looked at her husband again and without a word she opened her top leg to let him inside of her. Mark put one of his hands on her belly and the other on the small of her back as he quietly thrusted into her, burying himself all the way to the hilt in her swollen pregnant pussy. She moaned in delight as she felt her soft wet walls around him. His hold on her gentle but strong. She couldn’t move even if she wanted. Her belly had her down in place and she could barely move. She could feel herself running all over his cock and her thighs. “I love you like this.” Mark said, almost grunting and all she could do was nod her head in agreement. The smell of her sex was everywhere now and it was driving him on. “I’m going to give you all the babies you want.” Mark said in a deep hungry voice. Emma felt the waves of sensation breaking in her and it wouldn’t be long until they let go. “I’m going to keep you so swollen and heavy with my babies …” Mark continued, lost in his thrusting. “Yes….please…. ke-keep me big and pregnant” Emma managed to say in between moans that were getting louder. “Ma-make me a m-mommy.” She said and felt the crest of her high reaching it’s apex. Mark let out a deep groan and she could feel his cock twitch inside of her. She couldn’t hold back any longer

And with that Mark began to throb rope after rope inside his very pregnant wife. Emma almost screamed and she felt the damn burst and she clenched all around him. Her cum soaking his cock and dripping down her lips. The two of then rocked in place, unable to move.

After a few moments, while they were both trying to catch their breath, the baby started to kick furiously in Emma’s belly. Emma let out an “oof” and placed her hand on her belly to try and soothe the baby. Mark smiled gently at her and placed his hand on top of her own. The two of them silently excited for all that was to come.

[tourneys-by-me]

So I know I've promised this for a little while but here are all the funny/joke submissions that were sent

Electric eels - Electromancy - Real life - "They are fish that can shock their prey! Isn't that cool? They're not actually eels though."

Electric Eel - Electromancy - the water (real life) - I just think they're neat ☺️

Electric Eel - Electromancy (lightning, electricity) - The Ocean, Real Life - Because they are weird little guys.

Pitch Black - Umbramancy - Rise of the Guardians (2012) - Name and also B-list Tumblr sexyman.

Pikachu (Ash's) - Electromancy - Pokemon (Anime) - "Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!" "Pi… Ka… CHUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!" "It looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!" ding

The Sand Guardian, Guardian of the Sand - Geomancy - Vine - Poseidon quivers before him!

Sand Guardian - Geomancy (earth) - Vine - Poseidon quivers before him!

Alinua - Phytomancy - Aurora (webcomic) - Don't tell Red

Naruto Uzumaki - Aeromancy - Naruto (I'm sorry)

Roy - Electromancy - IT Crowd - He asks if you've tried turning it off then on again. Friends with the elders of the internet

Crazy Dave - Phytomancy - Plants Vs Zombies - engineered the stratagem of protecting one's home from zombies with a cavalcade of verdant defenders

Simisear - Pyromancy (fire) - Pokemon - It was once the least populat out of all pokemon.

Jack Frost - Cryomancy (ice) - Megami Tensei - hee ho

Toothless - Electromancy (lightning, electricity) - How to train your dragon - THE UNHOLY OFFSPRING IF LIGHTING AND DEATH ITSELF

Because I refuse to let Vriska in here

Shallan Davar - Luxomancy (light, holy) - Stormlight Archives - She storm on the light till they archive

The Sun - Luxomancy (light, holy) - Real Life - Makes me feel normal, but too much i start to revert and go mad again,, a very hard line to cross

ENERGIZER LED Flashlight Vision PRO, Ultra Bright 1000+ Lumens, IPX4 Water Resistant, Aircraft-Grade Aluminum LED Light, Rugged Metal Flash Light for Outdoors, Emergency Power Outage, Black - Luxomancy (light, holy) - Real life - It do make light though

Moon funny haha hehe hoo hoo zap zap zippity bzztk bzztk

The Carpeted Man - Electromancy (lightning, electricity) - The Tick (TV Show) - He's the fucking carpeted man, he needs a win

I was her when we played dolls

Literal life aspiration is to be the sun

He shouldn't actually [Mod note: regarding if this character should be submitted]

Almost beat Jesus's fursona

Saul Goodman - Electromancy (lightning, electricity) - Breaking Bad / Better Call Saul - The really didn't focus enough on his ability to shoot lightning bolts from his fingertips. I find it weird that it was never really brought up again in the series so having him in the tourney would help rectify that. [Mod note: for those who hasn't seen either show, this never happened]

Emperor Palpatine - Electromancy (lightning, electricity) - Star Wars - "Dude electrocuted Luke to the point of bringing Vader back to light. Also Vader later died from burnt electronic in his suit. And he yeeted Mace out of the Windu."

Dom Toretto - Geomancy (earth) - Fast & Furious - The thing about street fights… the street always wins.

Literally a lightbulb robot

Trogdor the Burninator - Pyromancy (fire) - Homestar Runner - "Known for burninating

The countryside

The peasants

All the peoples

Their thatch-roof cottages"

Herbie - Geomancy (earth) - Heretical Edge - Herbie is a pet rock who proved instrumental in defeating two incredibly powerful necromancers. One of them was the greek god Hades, the other was an evil bastard who had enslaved his entire home planet to use as a functionally limitless supply of resources. While Herbie did not defeat them solo, he was key to defeating them both

Gregor Mendel - Phytomancy (plants, vegetation) - Da history books BAYYYBBEEEEEEEEEEEE - This funky monk basically founded the science of genetics via experimenting on pea plants. Thats prebby cool

Big Bad Wolf - Aeromancy (wind) - Fairy tales and stuff - He can blow really hard, none of the other people here could do that probably, I mean can you do that? I thought not

Swan spin swan spin swan spin swan spin swan spin swan soin swan spin swan spin swan spin swan spin swap spin

Nikola Tesla - Electromancy (lightning, electricity) - real life - literally just look at this picture https://images.app.goo.gl/i7ySo6ZuGxyBDrmq7

Flamethrower Kid - Pyromancy (fire) - That vine where the kid shoots a can of WD40 as a flamethrower - His chaos is just what a fire user needs to exemplify

Spencer Shane - Pyromancy (fire) - iCarly - His stuff just spontaneously combust. We don't know if it's him or if a particularly shitty wizard is following him at all times, stuff just goes on fire. Pretty sure happened to some water once

Guy Montag - Pyromancy (fire) - Fahrenheit 451 (the Ray Bradbury novel you know the one) - "i just think it'll be funny if the fireman that burns books and then stops burning books won this thing. he isn't inherently magical per se but he does work with fire and sets stuff (like his own house) on fire so in my heart he counts. also he's on the run from the law because he killed a man and owns books. in conclusion i want ray bradbury to roll in his grave" [Mod Note: fun fact! I've never actually read Fahrenheit 451, I guess the schools I've been to thought it wasn't important]

electric fans - Aeromancy (wind) - real life - well they propel air at your face because they're fans. and also they helped me in the heatwaves so they deserve it <3

Marie Skłodowska-Curie - Luxomancy (light, holy) - the past - ☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️ [Mod Note: thank you for including her real name :)]

archerfish (Toxitidae) - Aquamancy (water) - real life - they spit water from their mouths

Chris Redfield - Geomancy (earth) - Resident Evil - HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT HE DID TO THAT BOULDER

Slide - Electromancy (lightning, electricity) - Playgrounds - I've been shocked by these bastards so many times in my childhood ):

Weathering - Geomancy (earth) - Real Life - "- can force the deterioration of rocks, soil, and minerals through prolonged exposure;

canonically responsible for a lot of really cool natural structures (as well as some admittedly not so cool ones but hey we can't all be successes 100% of the time ok)

haters say it's ruining their fave landmarks but it's just doing what it was made to do :(((

very iconic very slay vote weathering geomancy bracket 2k23 <333"

Oppenheimer - Ferromancy (metals) - Irl - He wield da bomba

Walt Disney - Cryomancy (ice) - Real life - Cryogenically frozen 💪💪

The Mud Wizard - Geomancy (earth) - Real Life - I think the Mud Wizard's performance here speaks for itself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9l3bLAx4Ng

Dolphins - Aeromancy (wind) - Real life. - Okay, please hear me out on this one. While listing dolphins under Aeromancy may seem bizarre, they do have a real ability to form and manipulate bubble rings that they may use for play, social activities, and even to assist in hunting. This ability comes from the shape and material of the Melon(the forehead part). I believe that this ability(which you can research yourself) qualifies them for this tournament.

The One True Candle - Luxomancy (light, holy) - Saturday Night Live (The Christmas Candle) - Candles make light. This candle is also the most powerful Christmas savior so you can’t get more holy than that

Your mom - Electromancy (lightning, electricity) - My bedroom - Sparks flew between us last night ;) [Mod Note: she needed that]

Your dad - Geomancy (earth) - My bedroom - Idk if you felt it but we made the earth move last night ;) [Mod Note: he didn't need that]

Me - Pyromancy (fire) - Real life - I must be a firebender because I’m hot af

The LGBTQ+ Community - Luxomancy (light, holy) - The closet - What is light? Stuff that can be perceived by the human eye. What else is perceived by the human eye (AND caused by light)? The rainbow. Wake up America

ITS ME BOY IM THE PS5 - Luxomancy (light, holy) - TikTok - He appears totally normal at first, but through manipulation of lights he makes himself look unhinged and goblin-like. We all love him for this.

The Lorax - Phytomancy (plants, vegetation) - The Lorax - He speaks for the trees.

The John Boulderfan92 (as I assume that they sent all of these characters) saga:

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson - Geomancy (earth) - Real Life - You can’t knock the rock

Boulder - Geomancy (earth) - Rock of Ages franchise - They're literally a sentient boulder Boulder - Geomancy (earth) - The 1998 Thomas the Tank Engine episode "Rusty and the Boulder" - They're literally a sentient boulder

Rockbomb - Geomancy (earth) - Dragon Quest franchise - They're literally a sentient boulder (that also explode)

Brolder - Geomancy (earth) - Super Mario 3D World - They're a sentient boulder (with arms)

The Bowler - Geomancy (earth) - Dungeons & Dragons: 2nd Edition - Literally a sentient boulder mimicking creature

Boulder - Geomancy (earth) - Raiders of the Lost Ark - This boulder is not sentient but is pretty iconic and would be a shame if I didn't mention it

Rocky Roll - Geomancy (earth) - Skylanders - He's on a boulder, does that count?

Boulder - Geomancy (earth) - UDgame - This boulder is sentient, YIPEE!!!

The Boulder - Geomancy (earth) - Avatar: The Last Airbender - "The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl." "Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder." "The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rock-a-lanche."

Also for those who are wondering, I'm not allowing real life/vine/tiktok submissions. Why? because I feel like they would have an unfair advantage due to people more likely to vote for the "funny ha ha" joke submissions. Also I wanted this tournament to just be about fictional characters.

#misc #submissions #I might've missed some but I don't feel like looking thru again #why? #cause I hungy and I'm going out to eat

[steve0discusses]

Ep 46 Pt 1: Zorc’s Massive Low Hanging Fruit

We are getting very close! I don’t actually...remember how many episodes there were in this season but listen, It can’t possibly be more than 50 right?

Right?

Anyway, we’re starting off in the battle basement in Yami’s tomb. Who, of course has a battle basement installed right outside of his final resting place, just like how he would have wanted.

And it’s here that the form of Bakura that the dub is telling me is Ryou wants to kill his own classmate. Which, I’ll just point it out since a couple people mentioned it, apparently the manga did not do this nor did the original Japanese version. The dub just made this Ryou for giggles. We already know Bakura can split into evil pieces, this was not necessary. We also know that Ryou is sleeping on those painful steppies, so this doesn’t make much logical sense.

But like we’re watching the dub right now, so sorry, everybody, this is Ryou. Ryou on a bad day, I guess. Dark Ryou. Not to be confused with Shadow Ryou, who is...that other freaking guy.

Yugi just upset that he forgot to bring his dueling disk to a dream universe in the past or whatever. Must feel naked without that thing stinking up his left arm and making that school blazer all wrinkly. Bro is telling me that Yugi should have one really big arm, kind of like trogdor.

(read more under the cut)

the one thing that does make sense with making this Ryou is a little bit of symbolic imagery. Ryou talks about how he doesn’t have friends anymore in the beginning of this arc, and we can assume it’s because he’s decided to step away from other people because of the ghost in his bean. In contrast, Yugi has all these friends he cursed to like him (woops), and for whom he just risked his whole life for, and for whom he didn’t learn the Pharaoh’s name that he needed in order to save all of mankind.

Which, for reals, Tea and Joey are such good buds, that he really did just end the world to save their ass, and that is pretty anime of him.

But Tea gets very nervous over whether or not Yugi was going to perma-die. It would be very awkward if he died, since he’s also the host of this puzzle which is she is currently stuck inside of. Though I’m not 100% on if it’s even possible for him to die here. Little bit of a chicken or the egg situation, which I may have brought up before.

But still, she’s worried about it.

Which is when Joey does a quick head count and go “WAIT WAIT"

(the show does not show us where Tristan is)

Back at Kul Elna, everything is very quickly falling apart. Rocks are falling from the sky, Pharaoh is back at the capital with Seto and the other Seto, and Karim helllllllllllllla died last episode (or 2 episodes ago? I have such bad memory nowadays) so we’re just gonna leave his corpse in the barn and go.

sorry I just took in the incredible abs on this oversized chess piece that is Hassad. 

Why bother? Like for reals why bother?

I have so many questions about this random guy and his character design and they will not get answered. Apparently Dark Side of Dimensions dives into it as well as other unresolved issues from this season but like, that’s for another time. We will be watching that later, and at my rate it’ll be like 5 years from now but I swear...unless I caught covid a second (third?) time we will eventually get there and find out the deal of this...this freakin guy.

Meanwhile, our story boarders are not finished flexing. I think they really enjoyed this particular episode, with this really fun composition around Bakura here. They LOVE to shred scenery with Bakura on this carving, and there are so many good shots where it’s like a comic cover. I mean, look at this:

Damn that’s a good idea. This composition is fun. You got the curves from this...pokemon that I forgot the name of... you got him dead center all strong and rigid to contrast the curves. You got purple and green clouds. It’s fun. If y’all ever want to do the “draw this anime still but in your style” this is a good still. Good stuff.

And then Bakura peaces off--no idea where, and it doesn’t really matter since we have like so many Bakura’s at this point. Lets just assume he’s everywhere.

And with that, the ground gives way to the ZORC within.

This ultimate being, Zorc, who we’ve been talking up for so many episodes.

And that’s when we find out Isis also left out another crucial detail about Zorc:

So listen. We can say that the...neck...of the snake is coming out of his lower stomach. But also, they left it in shadow for a reason. 

The reason is, this episode is getting me flagged.

It occurred to me I don’t have to go for the low hanging fruit. I don’t have to. I can find a way around this. And I struggled. And I did whatever I, a full grown adult, could think to do. I thought to myself, I am a creative person, and I am inventive and I can write comedy well enough so it’s not just about poops and butts and dicks.

And then I gave up because of the number of times this thing is dead center on screen. And really, truly, I make a lot of low hanging jokes on this blog anyway so we’re just going to embrace Zorc for who he really is, both inside and outside.

And he is a slowly growing talking dragon shaped penis with legs.

Covered up by my joke towel in this scene I want you to know the snake just had it’s maws wide open to shout them down. It literally does only talk out of the dragon head on the bottom part of him.

Anyway, then Hassan jumps in front of the missiles zorc shoots from his crotch and well...he dies that way.

Death by firecrotch. This is like an immortal God meant to be the protector of the Pharaohs but you can kill him and the way how is disgusting.

There they go, back to the palace, which like, I guess is VERY close to Kul Elna, since Yami and Seto are currently vibing there right now.

Back at fight club, these two are still at it.

and then back at the funeral of the most romantic anime death of all time, Seto is still at it.

Seto, despite probably having to throw just SO MANY funerals for his tragic backstory is not very good at them. So right now he’s just distancing himself emotionally from literally everything going on around him by convincing himself this is all a very vivid hallucination.

Which it is. For once he is correct, this entire arc is a hallucination, but a hallucination with consequences. Which he is not used to. Hell he doesn’t see consequences when he’s not in a hallucination half the time. He’s like super rich.

Yami decides he did what he can, but he’s done with this freakin guy. I guess trying to reach through to Seto is a skill that only Yugi possesses, cuz Yami is just clear out of patience for this sociopath. Which is a shame, he usually loves this sociopath.

I laughed out loud at this cut to this horse’s ass and Seto’s reaction to being left behind from getting a ride the one time he was the one who needed a ride.

LMAO at the dub for adding that suspicious soil clump where a dead girlfriend probably was laying before.

but being real, this is another very nice shot, I didn’t cap it for vibes, and I really should have. Again, if you’re looking for a “draw this in your style” anime still challenge, this is another fun one. You got a juxtaposition of old and new. You got the storytelling of the dead girlfriend and trying to understand feelings you don’t understand because you were taught to never love. You got lovely ancient pillars. You got a clump of dirt that used to be a girl...

Like we may have dragged Seto’s ass back here, just to make him look cool and out of place in that coat as the wind sweeps by him. And that’s fine, I’ll accept that Seto this season may only be here for some vibes.

As he admires her slowly breathing (yes, breathing, thanks dub) he flashes back to that only time he every had a single conversation with this woman (a conversation they had, only because she thought he was someone else)

And off he goes, to look cool and probably do little else.

And as always, here is the link to read these from the beginning in chrono order.

https://steve0discusses.tumblr.com/tagged/yugioh/chrono

#YGO #Yugioh #Yu-gi-oh #photo recap #episode recap #yugi muto #seto kaiba #bakura #ryou bakura #Theif King Bakura #bewd #blue eyes white dragon #joey wheeler #tea gardner #yami muto #pharaoh #Episode 46 #season 5

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

haedcanoms ..... fro anyome yuo can thimkdj of 🙏🙏🙏🙏💥💯💯

this is gonna be. a big block of text. uve enabled me and now im gonna talk for forever. uh. :3333 (also a shit ton of my hcs are just me projecring shjt so.)

okayyyy uh. dave went to private school for like. 4 years. he didnt follow any rules and wouldve definitly gotten expelled ljke 2 weeks in but bro strider is. so fucking rich so he just payed to keep him kn. he still had to wear those stupid ass uniforms tho and now he absolutely hates wearing polo shirts. fuckinf despises them.

sollux??? massive h*r fan he makes a shit ton of uber obscure references that like no one gets but him and he makes liek anyone hes ever had a positive interaction with watch it. aradia also likes it bc he made it like impossible not to if youre close enough to him. he kinda got terezi in2 it and she really likes trogdor.ike REALLY likes trogdor.

speaking of aradia and sollux aradias like a massive goth music fan and they listen to that stuff together like all the time. he listens to more,,, mainstream ig stuff regularly but then aradia makes him listen to her entire collection whenever theyre together

Jane can speak french,,, shes not french or anything in thr SLIGHTEST but she learned it bc like. idk desserts are french sometimes. and she just randomly starts speaking french to be annoying n fuck with ppl. roxys learned a little bit from her so sometimes she does too but. rarely.

terezi sollux and feferi friendship 🙏🙏 thsyre so. important to me. i dont remember how much they imteract all together in canom ik jts at least once but... theyre literally a version of the primary colors please thsyrs so friedn group that youd think would hate eachother but they surprisingly dont

jane crochets also alongside baking. she makes people shit like. all the time and probably spends way too much on yarn. she does it while watching all those dumb sitcoms??? whatever theyte called (like parks and rec and arrwsted development and the good place. that stuff). she also sometimes hamgs out with rose and they crochet/knit together

dirk and roxy make like the most shitpost stupid meme references (more often roxy) and like no one else gets them or rreally finds them funny bc theyre all from like. 2009. or ehatever while roxy n dirk are from. the future (i forgot when and no im not lokking jt up) roxy especially has like. dumb tumblr humor and will say the weirdest shit and no one will get it except dirk

feferi sends sollux videos like "t)(is reely reminds me of you ♥️" and then its a 5 minute jerma laighing at car crashes compilation or some shit.

dave makes that type of music that either sounds like actual shit or really good depending on the person. like uber expirimental fucked up random sfx dumbest lyrics ever etc etc (idk how to describe it but like. if uve listened to like.... queef jerkey thats what im imagining)

if were imagining that quest for the missing spoon exists in homestuck (since the comics do, plus theres other stuff like movies and plushes) dirk definityly had the pepsi blue chilis centerfold cutout on his wall. i also think him and maybe roxy??? quote that shit like not even on purpose CONSTANTLY since it was such a big franchise. also i think itd be funny if people talked ab it like how they talk ab harry potter and shit like "oh my god im SUCH a geromy."

aradia plays cello. like this absolutely fucking massive one too thats like deep reddish wood and its heavy as hell and it shouldnt be feesibly possible for her to carry it around but she can skmehos??? and shes really fucking good too. she likes 2 play for fer friends n partners

feferi adores tmbg esp their earlier stuff but she likes it all. shes got a playlist of every single one of their songs she could get ahold of and badically only listesns to that one playlist. she also knows a shit ton about the band itself and knows fun facts about like every song and will NOT hesitate to infodump whenever something slightly related comes up in conversation.

sollux LOVES classic tetris hes extremely fucking good at it and knows how to do all the weird shit w/ the controller like hypertapping and rolling and honestly probably made up something new. he basically only plays past killscreen (he found an nes somehow and hacked jt to let him start anywhere) and is the type of guy to be like "Oh yeah thii2 2hiit2 ea2y here II'll giive you a begiinner level two." and then. start you at level 29.

i have more i think but i cant remember any besides like "__ is a fan of "__ !!!!!" bc i just live projecting my interests onto characters. again sorry for so many words um. 💔

#you can tell who i spend thd most time thinking about bc i actually have headcanons for them. oops #sorry if theres like an incomprehensible amount of typos i dropped my phone on the curb and half my screen is cracked so i physically cant #tell if like. a quarter of my screen has any typos. um #i say as if i care much ab typos. anyways #homestuck #headcanons #dave strider #sollux captor #aradia megido #terezi pyrope #jane crocker #roxy lalonde #feferi peixes #rose lalonde #dirk strider

[motheatenscarf]

FINALLY getting around to playing through 6.5 and 2 main thoughts on this;

They RUINED my goth girl! I mean. Yay, character development, but Zero, what have they DONE to you!?

2. You know, I like actually like Vrtra a lot. Not as much as I liked my goth girl, may she rest in peace, but he's already very funny to me because of HOW well adjusted he is when compared to the rest of Midgarsormr's kids. It'd be like finding out that Emet had another great grandson who turned out fine and is just like, quietly running a thriving society with bangin social programs and zero military. Like. Who are you, where did you come from, why are you not screaming and covered in the blood of your enemies and speaking in paragraphs and trying to mastermind weird generation spanning schemes like the rest of your family?

But also, he goes from "I can appreciate this" funny to "oh no, this is taking me right out of the narrative now that I've noticed it" funny because all I can see is the "draw a more different S" stage in how to draw Trogdor with his weird curvy body.

#Caitlin Plays FF14 #ff14 spoilers

[whowouldwininafite]

Tournament Tuesday, Week 3 Wrapped

The top right corner saw some close calls and heavy thrashings, and even an upset, where Pipimi conceded ground to Weird Al. Maybe she just has a soft spot for the unhinged, who knows? Either way she wasn’t upset.

Riza Hawkeye’s best efforts weren’t enough, and she got Burninated by Trogdor, meanwhile Senshi just assumed Aquaman was some other fishman, cooking him up with salt and chips.

Jibanyan made easy work of The Master, while Kevin was no match for Tohru, understandably. She is an all powerful dragon after all.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar wasn’t in the mood for pies, so he ate his way through the pie maker instead, while Wayne Brady’s improvising skills saw him push past Billy, and a single vote spared Celeste from defeat, just edging her way past Rogue by royal decree.

Week 4 is active right now for those who haven’t voted. If you’ve got a moment, please feel free to land a hand. Thanks for reading, and Fite the good Fite o/

#who would win in a fite #polls #tournament tuesday #tt6 #week 3 wrapped

[push-baby-push]

Carrying his babies

written by @heavywithmybabies 

 Emma slid back against her husband John on their bed and eased her naked, swollen body against him. She almost cooed when she felt John's big hands wrap around her and start to rub her severely pregnant belly. She felt the heat radiating off of his naked body against hers and she sighed contentedly. She put her hands over John’s, and the two of them explored every inch of her gravidness.

“Won’t be long now.” John whispered in her ear as his fingers lightly traced the stretch John's on her sides and underbelly. “I know” she replied, “He’s dropped.” John nuzzled against her and kissed her cheek. “You know, we can still change his name if you want…” he said as his fingertips grazed her sensitive popped out belly button. She couldn’t help but shiver a little at the sensation. “Oh yeah? And what sort of names were you thinking?” She asked. He stopped rubbing for a moment and gave her kettle drum of a belly a quick pat “Trogdor” he said. Emma chuckled and felt her belly rock up and down a little. Her heavy breasts jiggled. “Trogdor?” she replied, “Isn’t that some dragon or something else dumb?”. John continued to rub her belly; his palms placed gently but firm on her taut skin. “What about Twigglet?” He asked, and this time Emma’s whole body shook with laughter. “Oh my God, stop, you’re gonna make me pee a little…” she said between shakes of laughter. “Even if you peed a little, I’d still love my heavily pregnant Emma” He said softly. One of his hands drifted up her belly to one of her swollen breasts and he cupped it gently. Emma still let out a slight hiss in discomfort, but couldn’t deny how good it felt when John’s hands were on her. Emma sighed at his touch “I’m surprised you still love me like this.” She said as she shook her dense belly a little. Suddenly, Emma could feel her husband start to get hard behind her and she smiled. “You do still love me even though I’m a beached whale?” John let his fingers lightly pull and tease one of Emma’s long dark nipples. She felt the pressure of milk aching right behind them. “You’re as big as a house” John whispered hotly in her ear, and for some reason that was the sexiest thing he could have said to her. “And I fucking love you like this.” He said before starting to kiss down the side of her neck, his erection growing stiffer against her ass.

Emma let out a gasp of air on that and closed her eyes. The truth was she was big. She was huge and heavy. She had fully reached the stage of pregnancy when all she could do was waddle around and hold her belly up as she moved. She was tired, and aching, and sore. Completely over having strangers rub her massive bump and ask her if it was twins. She just wanted to meet her baby. But somehow, through all of it, she couldn’t be happier. She never really knew John had a pregnancy fetish before this but she was very happy to find out how into it he was as the months went along and she swelled bigger. He never missed a beat to take care of her. To pamper her and make her feel safe and special. To make sure she knew just how beautiful she was. And to take her as many times as he could. Even when she was tired and unsure, he would use his words and his wonderful hands to break her down and have her aching for him. All of it made her hot and bothered. Maybe it was the hormones or maybe it was just all the extra attention, but Emma was finding herself wet more often than not these days. Even if she was as big as house. She was his house. His beached whale. His big, beautiful pregnant wife. “This man” she thought as John now massaged her other full breast. “I want to carry this man’s babies forever”.

John fully kissed her. His tongue and hers exploring each other. When they broke, his hands went back to her huge belly. “You’re so pretty pregnant.” He said. And Emma felt herself dripping down her thighs.

“You stay right here” she said. “I want to give the father of my baby something” and with that she slowly heaved herself up and away from John. For a second she worried she would flop back down heavily on him but she found her balance. She slowly lowered herself to her hands and knees, making sure John got a good view of her ass and between her legs. She crawled along the bed, feeling her globe of a belly drag across the sheets. Her breasts hung heavily off her chest and she could feel beads of milk escaping her turgid nipples. She finally got herself in position between John’s legs, which was no easy feet with how very pregnant she was, and she took his hard, erect penis in her tiny hand, smiled at him, and then leaned down to take all of him in her mouth.

She heard him groan in pleasure and she started going up and down his long shaft faster. She took his balls in one hand and softly played with them as her saliva ran down the length of him. Her back was already aching from the position, and she felt her heavy body weighing her down, but she continued. She wanted to show him how much she appreciated him. She wanted to show the father of her child how happy she was carrying his babies. She wanted to worship the cock that had given her this huge baby belly. She licked the head of his cock while she ran her other hand up and down his shaft, trying to support her weight with her knees and elbows.

She felt John throbbing her hands and he put his hands on her shoulders to stop her. She wondered what was wrong until she saw the hungry look in his eye. “I want you” he said and quickly got up from where he was sitting on the bed. Even though she was so large and cumbersome, somehow John easily lowered her down on her side, her big belly and tits resting on the bed. Her back felt immediately better. She looked at her husband again and without a word she opened her top leg to let him inside of her. John put one of his hands on her belly and the other on the small of her back as he quietly thrusted into her, burying himself all the way to the hilt in her swollen pregnant pussy. She moaned in delight as she felt her soft wet walls around him. His hold on her gentle but strong. She couldn’t move even if she wanted. Her belly had her down in place and she could barely move. She could feel herself running all over his cock and her thighs. “I love you like this.” John said, almost grunting and all she could do was nod her head in agreement. The smell of her sex was everywhere now and it was driving him on. “I’m going to give you all the babies you want.” John said in a deep hungry voice. Emma felt the waves of sensation breaking in her and it wouldn’t be long until they let go. “I’m going to keep you so swollen and heavy with my babies …” John continued, lost in his thrusting. “Yes….please…. ke-keep me big and pregnant” Emma managed to say in between moans that were getting louder. “Ma-make me a m-mommy.” She said and felt the crest of her high reaching it’s apex. John let out a deep groan and she could feel his cock twitch inside of her. She couldn’t hold back any longer.

And with that John began to throb rope after rope inside his very pregnant wife. Emma almost screamed and she felt the damn burst and she clenched all around him. Her cum soaking his cock and dripping down her lips. The two of then rocked in place, unable to move.

After a few moments, while they were both trying to catch their breath, the baby started to kick furiously in Emma’s belly. Emma let out an “oof” and placed her hand on her belly to try and soothe the baby. John smiled gently at her and placed his hand on top of her own. The two of them silently excited for all that was to come.

[aparticularbandit]

AND NOW I HAVE THOUGHT BEING THOUGHT ABOUT AVENGERS AND GENERATIONAL DIFFERENCES AND MEMES

I mean I know we got a bunch of Cap and what references he does and does not get.

And Wanda's got her decades of sitcom knowledge.

But Tony speaking only in internet memes from the early days of the internet.

Tony looking at the Guardians and thinking, You gotta have the blue hair, in Strong Bad's voice (even though none of them the blue hair).

But Tony didn't grow up with the internet - he's from the seventies - you have Wanda and Pietro born in 1989, you've got the Young Avengers they're introducing (but even they're too young for Badger Badger Badger (see, and now I'm thinking of the twins speaking in memes) and Homestar Runner) - but you can still have the twins unironically liking the Numa Numa song because they can understand it - and Nat can, too - but Pietro tries to do the Numa Numa dance with her and she just. it does not connect.

UGH GENERATIONAL GAPS.

Give me Hulk yelling TROGDOR sometimes instead of HULK SMASH or even Banner making a reference to the Hulk burninating the countryside (even though, technically, that's not what he does).

Give me Agatha getting addicted to Happy Tree Friends and South Park (or showing How To Kill A Mockingbird to Billy and Tommy instead of the wholesome shows Wanda leaves on for them).

Give me their old Xanga, MySpace, or LiveJournal accounts. Give me the quotes they had at the top, give me their usernames, give me the playlists they had going in the background and the html fiddling they did - give me one of them learning html just because they want their page to look right.

Peter trying to start up a YouTube gaming account - and not knowing any of these old references because he's too young, he's so young - which leads into give me Wanda or Pietro, who are a decade older than him the way that Sam is a decade older than them the way that Tony is almost a decade older than him - give me Pietro teaching Peter the older memes, give me how that spreads from Peter to his friends, how sometimes they just spontaneously Numa Numa dance on the bus or at dances, how they go through old Homestar Runner videos and just "it's DOT COM" - give me the shift and exchange of memes to the younger generations!

Stephen with Always stuck in his head because sometimes he uses Rainbow Unicorn Attack to sharpen his reflexes. Having flashbacks to the song and showing it to America and finding a bootleg copy of it because it's there and then she's addicted to it and uses it to settle her brain when she can't focus.

How many of them had Neopets accounts? Or Club Penguin? How many of them played with the Barbie decorating game when they were tiny? How many of them remember the first YouTube accounts? How many of them met on those old chat boards and didn't know until later - oh, so you're -?

Tony setting up Jarvis so that whenever he gets a text message it makes the AOL "You've Got Mail!" sound - or having it in there initially and then scrubbing it out when AOL dies (or having scrubbed it out because it was too much, putting it back in when AOL dies, and then scrubbing it out again because it really is too much).

Give me Wanda who, when Agatha says she's a witch, asks her if she means like the Charmed Ones or Willow or Sabrina because those are the witches she knows - what kind of witch are we talking about here? (Of course, she brings up Bewitched, but that's not the only witch.)

Give me Nat finding Wanda thriving on older sitcoms and introducing her to stuff that came out while she was being experimented on.

Give me neighbor Wilson or Feeney references.

IDK HAVING A LOT OF AVENGERS CULTURAL REFERENCE THOUGHTS I GUESS.

#musings #mcu #tony stark #wanda maximoff #scarlet witch #pietro maximoff #peter parker #natasha romanoff #black widow #bruce banner #the hulk #sam wilson #agatha harkness #stephen strange #doctor strange #dr. strange #IDK #THOUGHTS #feel free to add with your own because i'm going based on the stuff i grew up with and know and i know i've missed stuff

[sunnydaleherald]

The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Tuesday, November 15

AMANDA I invoke a time flux on Trogdor. ANDREW Step down, girlfriend, you can't just— AMANDA Ninth level sorcerer, and I carry the emerald chalice. Trogdor is frozen in time. Deal with it.

~~Chosen~~

[Drabbles & Short Fiction]

Alone by garnigal (Buffy/Spike, G)

Paid for This by madimpossibledreamer (Giles & Scoobies, Gen)

Let Me Love You by angelus2hot (Buffy/Angelus, T)

Rituals by imsorrythatusernameistaken (Buffy, Faith, mentions Kendra, not rated - worksafe)

Easy by violettathepiratequeen (Buffy/Spike, G)

In the Dark of the Night by GillO (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

[Chaptered Fiction]

The Time We Had, Ch. 26 by Dusty (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Randy + Joan: As Long As You Love Me, Ch. 12 by BewitchedXx (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Favor, Ch. 3 by EllieRose101 (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Even Ground, Ch. 14 by honeygirl51885 (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

The AwaQning, Ch. 7 by BlueZeroZeroOne (crossover with Star Trek, Willow, FR18)

California Dreamin', Ch. 3 by LittleTayy (Buffy/Spike, R)

Consequences of Bargaining, Ch. 24 by All4Spike (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

The Thing About Being on the Road, Ch. 7 by scratchmeout (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Restful Souls, Ch. 3 by violettathepiratequeen (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

[Images, Audio & Video]

Buffy on the Rink of Disaster by amythunderjam (Buffy, Faith, Willow, Tara, Kendra, Cordelia, Amy, worksafe)

Drawing: Angel by captain-peroxid3 (worksafe)

Magic Box: Your One-Stop Spot to Shop for all your Occult Needs by doughnutcleric (worksafe)

Buffy and Spike holding hands (in Chosen) by sofya-creations (worksafe)

Buffy x Xander icons by summrsbuffy (worksafe)

Doodle: little guy by gh0stlypup (Angel, worksafe)

Drawings: Buffy and Willow by gh0stlypup (worksafe)

Art and analysis: BTVS “Every Outfit” “Family” by whatshisfaceblogs (Buffy, worksafe)

A Sunnydale, CA travel poster by accio__coffee (worksafe)

[Reviews & Recaps]

too many "being mean to buffy" episodes that year (s3) by deadwivesclub

30 Days of Angel (cont'd) by RachM, Dogs of Winter and others

Is the ending of Awakening the biggest plot twist in the Buffyverse? by Defvac2

[Recs & In Search Of]

Fic rec: Taaroko’s Buffyverse AUs that use Renée as a character recced by oveliagirlhaditright

Rec request: danielbrennan6900 seeks wholesome Spangel fanfiction

[Fandom Discussions]

Ford as an early precursor to the trio by all-seeing-ifer

Willow and Oz: I felt they were incompatible as a romantic/sexual couple by girl4music

BtVS ask responses (favorite characters etc.) by greensaplinggrace

I’m pretty sure Ford is really the first loved one we see Buffy lose by all-seeing-ifer, irate-iguana

Thoughts on Bangel and Spuffy by jinxsideboob

Willow/Calliope from the comics by oveliagirlhaditright

Xander cheated with Willow because... by via-whitmore

Why doesn't Giles get invited to the watchers' retreat? by TeaMilk1Sugar and others

Why wasn't Giles at Xander's wedding?! hosted by itmeseanok

Spike and Buffy (I don’t get why she is so upset about having a fling with him) by PrettyGreenEyez73 and others

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#btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #angel the series

[justpracticingwritingalittle]

Notes Transfer - Guvlin Culture in Rigluanklat @TOP

The story I was going to examine here was that of Rick Lubey’s death and how it affects the area. I was scrolling through the book prompts and chose “Fall of a leader, end of an era”, even though this happened in a player campaign.  Rick Lubey is definitely a name I’d have to change if I ever wanted to do something with any of this, but it is taken from Riglubiyet which I think was originally a play off Maglubiyet and T B H formed a huge chunk of the core vocabulary of goblinloid languages I’ve been making so...that’ll have to be handled eventually.

Anywho, an examination ensued of Cuvlin culture as it stands at Rigluanklat (Riggle Wanklet :) )

-The concept of the *higglk is likely Guvlin in origin, perhaps an adoption of some Bugbear sensibility or custom. Either way, the pillar of community that is the *higglk(kag) has precedent to be changed in Reeling culture -We know that Guvlin in the area have long valued art and creation -Nowadays Riggle Wanklet puts a lot of value on what they produce that neighbors want -Giving gifts of symbolic significance to Hoaxes and gods -I think behind the nowadays Urgurslin movement I had written in some concept of Pan-Guvlin reuinification or something similar. So perhaps some influential Reeling *higglk developed the concept of the *wowog or maybe *wowon, the All-Wug :) -*bibog or *bobog -> How would establishing a huge civ on the tallest mountain change leif and lore? -Rats as loving, cuddly pets - Isugbiyet -Longer, more convoluted naming conventions? -Perhaps a developed attitude toward Life and “freedom” as NO fear of predators? -The concept that upon death the soul is picked apart (as bodies are), and contributes to the Souls of other Hoaxes and such -Perhaps the concept of *krrs as a “summoned” creature is absent in Reeling Guvlin, and continues as a wild animal? -Attitudes around fruit - it’s GODLIKE! -Hrig,Srig, Rig as Mythic Founder -*ha(m)keg as creature hunted to extinction by dragons and Guvlin -Group! Magic!

Agriculture would eventually take root (:)) once the Reeling understood what and how to grow in mountain soil It was during this transitionary period that Guvlin *higglk circulated the concept of from one, many the idea that even just one successful seed would yield many if properly tended, and that this concept could be applied to all things In popular Reeling thought, this leads to the figure of *Hrig. Originally a name for the Big Rigly peak, devised in the Great Language Game and filtering over to the Reeling themselves. WHAT is the displaced word? Is it still around? After the growth of this from-one-many idea, Rig would become the First Guvlin, and perhaps the First Gob (at different times or places). 

The founding of *Rigluank-lat shows not only the start of something resembling veneration but also a lingusitc trend of dedication to Rig. Perhaps the deification would be aided by Heavenly Hoff influence. Maybe the Hoff even deified Rig officially. The trend of referring to oneself as “your lower” (ig-lu-biyet) would converge with this naming convention for a very popular pattern lasting p much until Rick Lubey arrives on the scene (as he encouraged some degree of Thrigwigization)

Is Rick’s home’s story one about deification and perversion of an image of a beloved leader? Is the Thrigwiggized name going to be Riggle Wanklet? (Looks like it) How does the rest of Easter view Big Rigly and the Mountains?

Known Hoaxes of the Rigly Guvlin

*Rig - Riyeg, Riyig, Rihlat, etc. The High Hoax of the Tallest Peak, or the First Gub

*Ngis - Ngiyes, Ngiyis, -lat, etc) The High Hoax of Hunters, and at this current moment seen as the First Hobgob

*Urgurs 

HOW did the Guvlin experience *Trogdor? Presumably she stayed deep in the Brokebacks, even as Ewtfolk and Beekers went their own ways. -Deep Reeling Guvlin would have likely run into them first, Fore-beekers or Fore-Lizarde, as they moved deeper -Deep Reeling Guvlin would not have been able to move deeper until Agriculture -Language Crossing - Fore-Beeker, Fore-Lizarde + Fore Deep Reeling?      -’talon’ > talo-n “footsteps”?

So WHAT is the organization of Guvlin society @TOP? A continuation of the BO system (bos/wog). The *bos instructs the *wog on where to move, where to live, and takes on different responsibilities at different times and places

In Riggle Wanklet, the *bos is nominated and chosen from among popular leaders upon the death of the previous, HOWEVER as Rick has p much outlived 2 generations or so, there’s been time to forget and consider something different. It is this question of how to proceed that can become the crux of change in Riggle Wanklet Also there, the Igglin were codified into a priestly class, a function that the Woxrot at HRrAB would eventually emulate. 

#working title star wars #guvlin #lieflore #notes transfer

[readymades2002]

actually the majority of my memory of kingdom hearts is like--you know that. meme trend of “me watching my older siblings beat video game bosses for me”, okay, i AM the oldest sibling and i was still very bad at video games so my memory of kingdom hearts and a LOT of other video games was watching my mom play them the best she could for me until we both got stuck and then id start a new file and explore the island again haha

#she's always been SO patient with me it means a lot #she's done that with other games and she's a HUGE completionist and its very charming to watch... #i love her with all my heart she cares so much and loves unravelling games and completing tasks its like #the hyperfocus hat?? its generational!! its the same hat!! #tragically we no longer have that ps2 which is terrible because years after it #when i was in a stage of fixating on guitar hero i found out gh2 (which we had) had TROGDOR as a bonus track??????? #and i had always been too young to know when i was playing it and i ADORED that game and just never knew what trogdor was??????? #and its STILL the greatest tragedy of our time im NOT joking im heartbroken over that every day of my life

[catbountry]

I expanded upon my Trogdor-ified fanart of Kiryu Coco to give her a light-hearted send-off for her “graduation,” which is a very nice way of saying she’s retiring from being a VTuber with Hololive. She’s definitely one of my favorite VTubers to show people, and to show my gratitude towards her making me laugh by being a gremlin online, I drew her burninating the countryside. She probably won’t get the reference, but the overseas bros will.

Also still getting used to Paint Tool Sai. Please be patient with me, I just wanted to make something quick and dirty. Just like how Kaichou likes it.

#my art #kiryu coco #hololive

[frecklef0x]

Mass Effect 1: Playthrough Masterpost

At last, I have finished Mass Effect 1!

I have heard some mutuals say they wish they could play it again for the first time, and you kind of can--through me! I’ve been posting little “episodes” of live-tweet-stream-of-consciousness as I play, and now I’ve compiled them into one post to make my life easier.

Anyway, here’s the first one, the rest are under the cut. :)

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode one

My ass looks great in this uniform, first of all

Impaled robo zombies, yikes

Cheap shot, Saren, smh. How will I pass my spectre test now?!

Why does he have robot eyes? Is he like, Geth-Turian? Why? Is he a robo zombie also? Was it the beacon???

Cool beacon nightmares, I'm sure this is fine

This Kaiden guy has implants? ORTEGA?!??!?

"Call me princess again and you'll be picking your teeth up off the floor" lol obliterated

The citadel elevators are very realistic, five minutes of tense silence huh

Ya girl got a PROMOTION and a DOPE SQUAD time to catch a TRAITOR

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode two

First things first, gotta go find the blue scientist to join the gang

This galaxy is HUGE! How many of these places will I actually be able to go?!

Only two friends at a time????? D:

Ah, a distress signal, let's see wha--A DESERT CENTIPEDE NOPE ABORT ABORT

Robo aliens? In MY Theronian mining facility? Its more likely than you think

Running over dudes in my Mako is extremely satisfying tbh

*runs over geth troopers* *runs over geth armature* *runs over geth colossus* ... *backs over geth colossus*

Working elevators in the ancient ruins ✔

Oooooooh man hope this nerd is gay

Wrex, a friend of yours? Nope, not a friend, too murdery

"ShAaaAame about the ruins Shep, sOooOo much collatoral damage, SHEP" stfu Council, "ruthless" was in the resume when you promoted us, 10/10 would shoot lasers through archeological digs again

When Kaiden calls us "ma'am" I am, uh, into it

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode three

Time to talk to the gang! Gotta meet the fam proper

Oh dear seems we got a shmee of racism on board, compatriots

Wow Raina, good foot-in-mouth moment with Wrex there huh...sorry about the eventual extinction of your race, lost this round of Pain Olympics

OH SHIT OH SHIT BLUE HOTTIE BIGENDER? THIS IS NOT A DRILL???

“hi I’m Kaiden wanna hear about my last crush ;)” “hi I’m Liara wanna hear about Asari mating rituals? ;)))” damn we really slidin right into the DMs no chill

Garrus: fuck rules and red tape amiright Raina: oh u right ;)

Guess I’ll actually do a mission now LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO

Honestly rolling out with Tali and Liara is a mood, squad goals

Raina @ every corporation on Noveria: I would sell you to satan for one(1) corn chip

This reactivation puzzle is some shit

I see some Mistakes were made

We already killing moms at this stage damn BioWare

FUCK FUCK BENEZIA KILLED ME AND I LOST A FUCKTON OF PLAYTIME

THERES LIKE NO AUTOSAVE IN THIS BITCH FUUUUUUUUU

fuck fuck fuck god damn it gotta shoot a bunch of deranged baby bug people again god DAMN IT

Okay we killed Liara’s mom in front of her hope that’s fine

And we let mama bug go free because after talking to Wrex, Raina’s like “this galaxy is a little trigger happy with the genocide, good luck out there bug mama ❤️ be cool please”

I have literally watched the scientist in the hot labs get killed three times now

So far the debreifs with the council have not gone very well

“You let bug mama go?! How many generations until they take over everything???” “My money’s on two :D Place your bets now assholes or stfu :DDD”

Asked Liara if she was okay and she seems pretty Cool With It

I hope to one day return to Noveria and Death Star it into oblivion

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode four

Talked with Tali and this situation with the Geth and the Quarians is giving me an existential crisis

You “inspect” my beautiful ship? You got somethin’ to say about my crew??? Talk shit get hit, bitch I will kill you

Yoooo my old earth gang, yeah what the hell, I’ll help ou—oh nope nvm he’s a xenophobe, you hang him and I’ll shoot his friend in the face, thx for your time

Went to the citadel to finish some assignments, left tasked with twice as many

“dOn’T cUt CoRneRs” fear not dear Kaiden, I have a permit: this piece of paper that says I do what I want

Still with the elevators, I really cannot with this

“You make it all sound so...dangerous...” ;) ;))))))

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode five

Headin’ to Virmire to rendezvous with the Salarian team

A cure for the genophase?!?!?! :D

Oh wait oh no are we for real gonna talk about destroying the cure like Wrex isn’t standing right here omg

SHIT GUYS NO NOT LIKE THIS WREX PLEASE

Phew for a conversation that basically started with guns drawn, it went pretty well... “What Saren has isn’t even a proper cure, he’s just fucking with the Krogans at this point. Are we gonna stand for that? Or are we gonna murder?” “Damn Shep, you right, we gon’ murder”

Okay Ashley, go join the aliens, try not to die

Shadow Team!🎵 tearing through the base 🎶 disabling all the     defenses 🎵 (you gotta sing it to the tune of the Trogdor song)

We free the prisoners!!! :)

We shoot the prisoners??? :(

“Raina? How can you shoot them where they stand?” So it’s more merciful to let them explode? NAH FAM

This scientist is responsible for the mind control stuff? For Benezia? Fine     I’ll let her go but I hope she explodes

We did not learn our lesson concerning beacons I see

Wait if even Saren is worried about his mind control ship does that mean there are larger forces involved here?

Oh. Oh fuck

Ugh Ashley I EXPLICITLY TOLD YOU NOT TO DIE

(so we really never found any info about that genophase cure huh? disappointing)

Oh Seren, you dumb dumb. You absolute fool. Clown man.

When Raina slings Kaiden over her shoulder to carry him to the ship—mmmmmmmmwoooow I am very bisexual

Bruh Raina takes every council call and she disconnects pissed off every time

WAIT I literally just hung up with the council, ASHLEY is DEAD, and Kaiden needs a DTR RIGHT NOW?!?!? Boy, NO, READ THE ROOM

This has been a stressful day

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode six

Shepard will avoid her feelings and go to Faros instead

Seeing Ashley’s figure greyed out and her locker inaccessible makes me sad

Wrex and Garrus, let’s go shoot some geth 💪 

A mind controlling planet—of course!

Shep gets all her renegade points shooting capitalists

Saved, uh, about half the colonists

If I have one more bad acid trip I stg

Oh nope here’s another one

Shep needs a nap

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode seven

Ah, the council. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.

At least Liara is good at pep talks ;)

Joker, you cockblock

Haha DUDE we airborne, you THOUGHT

Now that I am exiled from the Citadel, guess I’ll run some galactic errands:

o   Killed corporate scientists who though we would rescue them lol

o   Destroyed a bunch of geth camps helping Tali on her pilgrimage

o   Disabled a nuke and killed some pirates

o   Shut down some evil Cerberus experiments

o   And illegally traded information!

Okay time to get back on track

So we may or may not be flying to our doom

OH GOD LIARA LOVES ME!!! RAINA, YOU DISASTER, YOU DID IT AAAAAH ❤️❤️❤️

frecklef0x plays mass effect: (ME1) episode eight

You know what I love? Being murdered by geth armatures

All these Ilos ruins be looking the same

Security panel is only kinda helpful

Oh, luckily I know Prothean now!

“CANNOT BE STOPPED” wow very encouraging, thanks

After that super motivating message and disabling security, its time to go down, down to goblin town

Vigil? Oh word?

My girlfriend is GEEKING out

I knew something what wrong with that fucking Citadel

Vigil: information is power. Also Vigil: What does it matter why they do what they do? All that matters is you stop them

“non-essential” personnel die first, huh? GROSS, VIGIL (gotta be honest that hits different in 2020)

Garrus gets it, I knew we liked that guy

Okay, find conduit, save galaxy, break millennium-old genocide cyle, nbd

Ugh Mako you gotta do me dirty one last time I see, I hate this thing

THE CONDUIT STRAIGHT YEETED MAKO

The citadel robot says we’re doomed : )

This shootout is SO fun, seriously

Saren get it toGETHER

Renegade Raina can kill with a conversation apparently, well done then

Concentrate on the Sovereign—why am I gonna save a council that hates my guts, sorry, but I have a JOB to DO that you ACTIVELY HINDERED

Great, zombie husk Saren, just what I needed as I mull over the possible consequences of my galaxy-altering decision

GO JOKER GO

Humanity-only council seems…questionable. Raina didn’t love the council but this sits wrong. Couldn’t we just appoint a more diverse council, including a human?

Anderson seems like a good enough dude, so…we’ll see.

TIME FOR WAR BOYS, GODDAMN WHAT A GAME

#thirteen years late to the party but boy i am HERE NOW #I crushed ME2 in a weekend so they are not in episodes but I will post that hot mess soon #I have so many feelings #if anyone wants to talk about their shepards message me because I am so down #I haven't played ME3 yet so no spoilers pls #raina shepard #mass effect 1 #frecklef0x plays mass effect #Mass Effect #mass effect trilogy #mass effect playthrough #mass effect shepard #frecklef0x #me1 #garrus vakarian #liara t'soni #tali'zorah #kaiden alenko #urdnot wrex #mass effect joker #the normandy

[yetanotherbuffyblog]

The End has come

THIS IS THE END

So after killing Caleb at the beginning of this episode, Angel gives Buffy a magic doodad that’s supposed to go to someone more than human but with a soul, and Buffy tells him not to join her in this fight because he’s got to hold the line in case it fails. He’s also a bit upset that she’s into Spike, but accepts it and buzzes back off to his own show.

The magic amulet goes to Spike, who is upset about seeing Buffy make out with Angel, but she sort of gets together with him? In the middle of the night she’s bothered by a vision of the First, and in their conversation, she comes up with a plan. And then they go do it.

I’m going to condense a lot of Plot here but I don’t know how else to sum this up.

Basically, they go invade the Hellmouth, go down in there, while Willow uses her magic and the Slayer Axe (STILL NOT A SCYTHE) to awaken every single Potential Slayer. Then the Potentials have the power to defeat the oncoming Uber Vampires. Which they do, and it’s Awesome. The rest of the cast, the non-Slayers wait out in the school to take down the ones that get by the Slayers.

Once the spell is cast Kennedy gets the axe back to Buffy and she continues kicking butt. In the ensuing fight, Buffy gets wounded, but gets back up despite the First taunting her. Also Anya dies saving Andrew. Wood also gets wounded but survives. Spike’s amulet thing glows, and he sort of… glows with light, and then starts to explode and wipes out the Uber Vampires. The Scoobies all evacuate while the Hellmouth collapses, and pile into the school bus while SUNNYDALE SINKS INTO THE GROUND WOW.

Anyhow, that’s… kind of a cool, but very definite, ending.

-“Okay I’m basked, what are you doing here?”

-I was right! Buffy should have taken off Caleb’s head while he was down--made sure he was dead. THAT is how you check for a pulse.

-What the fudge she cuts him in half from the groin up? I mean that’s kind of awesome but it’s also crazy.

-I complain that Caleb doesn’t have much of a backstory that makes sense; I suppose he doesn’t need a complex motivation, but I would have liked to have had a better idea of who he was and how he got there. I’m told that he was a last-minute addition to the story, so I get there maybe wasn’t time, but for a character so major he’s just kind of… there.

-Buffy’s language turns a lot more casual around Angel. I like their interactions after their breakup much better than back when he was the main love interest. He feels less like ‘Tragic Vampire Boyfriend’ and more like, I don’t know, an actual person.

-The vampire super senses kind of depend on plot/drama. It makes sense that Angel can smell Spike on Buffy, but I don’t know how often we see the vampire super-senses.

-Spike has a bad drawing of Angel’s face stuck to his punching bag.

-It’s good that Spike tells Buffy straight up that he has overheard the conversation with Angel, rather than stewing on it for the rest of the episode. Then again, this IS the final episode.

-Maybe the First, being, well, the First Evil, doesn’t need motivations relatable to humans, but I can’t help but think: why does he want to take over the world? What does he get out of it?

-Is the First even a ‘he’ I suppose? More of an ‘it’ if we’re being honest.

-I was worried that Willow’s full-on evil mode last season would be forgotten when I started this season, but it keeps coming up and Willow is constantly trying to make sure she doesn’t go back to that place. And I like that! It’s dark that she asks Kennedy to kill her if things go badly.

-A reference to Trogdor the Burninator? In Buffy? It’s more likely than you think.

-It ends where it begins: in Sunnydale High School.

-Dawn takes no crap these last few episodes and I am here for it.

-This one bit where the original four are standing together, and split up as they walk off to go and do their own separate duties? That’s cool.

-Buffy deciding the time of the final showdown, rather than it being part of a prophecy, or something that the villain chose in order to enact the evil plan and they have to rush to stop him--I like that we do it this way, this time, this final time.

-That is an awful lot of uber vampires.

-Could they not have had Willow do her spell before they go down into the evil hole?

-Yes, them being stronger helps, but Uber Vampires are not nothing--they’re resistant to most attacks, even by Buffy at the ordinary level. She struggled with them. The Slayers are seen taking them down pretty well, which shouldn’t be what’s happening right now. I get that they have had training and briefing on the things, but really, it shouldn’t go THIS well.

-Willow goes blonde for a bit. And then collapses, which seems like it could be a prime point for the villains to attack her.

-Andrew, Giles, Wood, and Anya with swords are really not going to be much against Uber Vampires, are they? I mean they are in the episode, but from what we’ve seen thus far I don’t know why they would be? Although maybe this proves that swords are better than most of the weapons they use. They should ALWAYS be carrying swords.

-It’s AWESOME that Buffy gets back up after being stabbed. But I don’t really know how she did it.

-The amulet and Spike’s whole ‘shining and destroying the Uber Vampires’ thing is kind of a deus ex machina. But it does feel like a natural end to his character arc on this show. So even if it doesn’t make that much Plot sense, it makes Character-sense, and so I can’t hold too much against it.

-High School is collapsing, as it should because it sucks.

-Of course Andrew has survivor’s guilt.

-Did ALL of Sunnydale collapse?! Is the Hellmouth just… gone? That’s a fitting way to end the series, but I don’t know how that works, exactly? Good thing nearly everybody got out of town.

-It is VERY impressive that Buffy was able to hang on to the top of the bus while they were racing out of town.

-Okay it makes character sense for Spike’s ending, but it also feels a bit weird that at the end of the day, the world is saved by Spike, when we’re sort of gearing up for this big female empowerment thing. Not that it undermines it entirely, but that it does feel a bit off.

-Also that Anya dies? Look, the whole ‘people providing backup in the school with swords’ thing doesn’t make that much sense, considering that it’s during the day. Makes for a great dramatic final battle, but not really a lot of sense.

-TV Tropes claims that Joss was more concerned with making an emotionally-satisfying and thematic finale than worrying about continuity, and I get that--hence the Uber Vampires going down easily to the awakened-Slayers. 

-Giles’s pronouncement that there’s another Hellmouth in Cleveland made me think of the tourism video.

-TV Tropes ALSO says that this episode was meant to be the length of two episodes, or a two-parter, but that the network denied them the necessary amount of episodes. Those goofballs!

-There will probably be a post or two talking about my thoughts on having finished the series, and where to go from here.

#7x22 #Buffy The Vampire Slayer #Buffy Summers #Spike #Xander Harris #Willow Rosenberg #Dawn Summers #Rupert Giles #vampires #BtVS #Angel #Anya