#she makes dad jokes

[jayssafespace]

Remus: What happened and why is Harry bald? I was only gone for 15 minutes.

Sirius: He said he didn't like his name.

Sirius: So I shaved his head.

Remus: And what did that change about his Name exactly?

Sirius: He isn't Harry anymore. Just Potter.

#marauders #wolfstar raising teddy #wolfstar #this is my sisters pun #she makes dad jokes #and sometimes they are funny #just sometimes #hairy potter #not so harry anymore

[bigfatbreak]

How does nooroo feel about Tom in your villian dad au?

After initial introductions, Tom basically thinks Nooroo is a figment of his imagination and a testament to his mind crumbling from the grief of losing Sabine. Nooroo gets an inside look on what really matters to tom, though

Tom uses the butterfly miraculous not for himself, but for the benefit of his daughter. The vengeance he's trying to take on "Hawkmoth" isn't quite as simple as "you're responsible for the death of my wife," it stems from a very, very different source - which makes Nooroo more sympathetic to helping him.

He's still not thrilled, but, Marinette and Tom are so kind to him, he really can't find it in himself to complain.

#replies #dad villain au #my art #nooroo #tom dupain cheng #marinette dupain cheng #marinette is all busted up because she's still very clumsy #and keeps hurting herself while cooking #she's also massively sleep deprived #because when she sleeps she dreams of her mom and it makes waking up a cruel joke she cant handle most nights #so as a result she's overworked. sleep deprived. stressed. physically banged up. and also dropped out of school due to bullying #long post

[temeyes]

anatomy of Annie Riley a.k.a Ghost's little Bub (a somewhat continuation of [this] lol)

#officially made his daughter an OC HAHAHAH #if ghost likes making stupid jokes.. annie likes to make pranks (a lot..) and it drives ghost up the wALL #i like to think she's around 11 to 13 here. but she'd also have a sudden growth spurt and she'll be 5'8ft tall- #then ghost is all like ??????? when he gets back home from one of his deployments because why is his daughter suddenly a giant too #and when she turns 18!! she and her dad get matching tatts!!! #she'd prolly be more obsessed w/ piercings than tatts? idk yet HAHAHA #my art #2024 #call of duty #call of duty: modern warfare #call of duty: modern warfare ii #call of duty: modern warfare iii #cod #cod mw #cod mwii #cod mwiii #modern warfare #mw #mw2 #mw3 #dad!ghost #simon riley #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #ghost #codoc #cod oc #original character #original characters #oc

[200llbun]

Au where Dipper is deadass blind (working at the library) and cannot see the tall lanky monster thingy in front of him and just kinda assumes it's a human - he knows somethings a bit off about the guy, but he stops his assumptions there bc it's rude and he got over his paranormal phase years ago. (He didn't)

#billdip #digital art #dipper pines #gravity falls #author #fanfic #art #mlm #bill cipher #au #fanart #inspo from frankinsteins monster (idk if i spelled that right) bc the og book had a blind dad talk to the monster #of course the guys family walked in on them talking and screamed bloody fuck and kinda shoo'ed the monster away #except in this au Bill wasnt really created he just kinda always lived and lurked to stalk humans and make deals since thats his food #kinda? #might change that though idk if I'll ever actually write it since I've been unmotivated w billdip for awhile #also dippers family doesnt shoo Bill away bc he lives alone #Pacifica tries to. But. Well that doesn't rlly work out that well #she tells Dipper that the guys a literal fucking illuminati monster taller than his door #dipper just kinda shrugs her off bc shes joked about shit he cant see being a monster and hes kinda over it by then #the girl cries wolf on her end #dip secretely wishes it to be true bc its been his sick fantasy ever since he was a teen #call him dorky or sick. he wont care #fanfics about monster fuckung had drilled into his mind #hes corrupted #in a good way #join the dark side dipper🤲 #k bye

[showrunnerihardlyknowher]

A man can dream but he'd be wiser not to

#g/t #my art #giant/tiny #macro/micro #gianttiny #g/t ocs #size difference #g/t fluff #g/t art #g/t community #borrowers #oc ben #oc milo #borrowers rip off #yeah im making another bluey joke im sorry but that show fucking slaps #ben WISHES he could be anything CLOSE to bandit but he's probably more like lucky's dad pat tbh #bonus cameo we get ben's older sister elyse!!! she's a vet tech who secretly helps injured/sick borrowers that sneak into her clinic

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

Minthara, holding Xan's egg: "It will be very egg-cellent when this little one hatches."

Lae'zel: *let's out a little snort laugh*

Gale: "Okay, so you laugh at her joke but you threaten me-"

Lae'zel: "Shut the fuck up, wizard."

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #lae'zel #bg3 xan #xan #minthara #minthara baenre #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #laethara #lae'zel loves gale in a platonic way but she hates his dad jokes #minthara is allowed to make dad jokes because she is a sexy drow lady and also one of lae'zel's girlfriends

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

something heart-wrenching about the roman/gerri scene in 4.07 is that roman regretted firing gerri the instant he walked out of that room and he tried to get ken to undo it right away and he tried to get frank to smooth it over after, and when he approaches her, his technique, in lieu of acknowledging the awful way he treated her, is to pretend it never happened or wasn’t significant or wasn’t real and now they’re just back to their normal vibe, they’re still friends and she’s not fired. (he was just feeling fire-ish!) which is what happened every time logan was abusive to roman, and so roman’s used to rolling with reality kind of just rewriting itself around your suffering not mattering, and the bad things always going away. like you don’t look at it head-on, you just keep going. he teases her and asks her for advice because that’s the only way he can engage with her again, not because he’s oblivious to how monumentally he screwed up. (and it kinda surprised me that he was so determined to erase their recent fest of badness that he went all the way back to, like, their early-s3 relationship dynamic. going WAY back in time! gerri, please show off how smart and hot you are!) but gerri has the strength to draw boundaries and shut that shit down immediately -- although not soon enough to save herself from some heartbreak -- instead of giving him a pass for mimicking the abusive behavior of his father. roman is at his worst in this ep, but the reason behind it tracks so well with what’s shaped him psychologically and emotionally, and it’s so Bleak.

#romangerri #roman x gerri #roman roy #dollsome's deep thoughts #abusive patterns poisoning your relationships with the people you care about most nooooooo #with the one person who didn't think you were a joke :'( #anyway i need to shut up about them #but this was stuck in my brain #everything just makes so much emotional sense and it's HELL! #succession #succession spoilers #when 'you're not your dad' is the greatest compliment she could possibly give you but you're psychologically incapable of seeing it that way

[askblueandviolet]

do not worry mayor, i got your "cool" pun, tee hee

#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk #lmk fanart #lmk mayor #monkie kid mayor #lmk macaque #monkie kid macaque #blue and violet #I knew at some point the Mayor had to make a pun relating to 'cool' #honestly i know this guy would make the absolute worst dad jokes if given the chance #and the worst thing about those jokes is that people will never understand them straight away #they are too silly #Macaque was too caught up on Baihe potentially dying to realise the pun lmao #and Baihe was too busy having an existential crisis regarding if she should actually kill people to survive

[alollinglaughingcat]

i fucking love Terry and i will fistfight anyone who looks at him mean

#when he first came on screen i was like oh hes just a joke character how boring :/ #and then he SPOKE and i was like I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU YOU PRECIOUS SUMMER BABY CHILD #like how can you be so good... and yet be on the side of evil??? i love it! i love when bad guys are good. like GENUINELY good #like yessss love ur evil girlfriend and her dad so much that they do good but ONLY for you. everyone else can die but they'd protect you #i should make a dragon prince blog but im not sure what to call it yet... dragon claudia stan? #i really want claudia to transform into a dragon bcus she uses serpents and has bat wings. foreshadowing #the dragon prince #the dragon prince season 4 #the dragon prince viren #lord viren #terrestrius #the dragon prince terry #terry x claudia #terry and claudia #clauderry #tdp viren #tdp claudia #tdp terry

[livwritesstuff]

elaborating on a throwaway line in this in which I referenced robin telling one of steddie's daughters to pull a fire alarm

So Robin and Nancy have elected to remain childless. Among other reasons, they love their jobs, and their jobs involve a lot of travel (plus women can still have happy and fulfilling lives without pursuing motherhood, blah blah blah). 

Despite not wanting children of their own, they do still like kids and love being aunts to Steve and Eddie’s daughters. They make an effort to take them off their dads’ hands for a day at least once every month or so.

The first time Robin and Nancy take all three girls, Moe is 5, Robbie is 3, and Hazel is about 6 months old. At the time, Moe and Robbie are very into being fancy – tea parties, and dressing up as princesses, and Eddie’s been on a kick of reading to them old books about tragic children – think Secret Garden and A Little Princess – and Moe’s just old enough to start getting into American Girl Dolls and she’s obsessed with Samantha (“of course she likes the fanciest one the best,” Ed had grumbled about this, “She’s you to a goddamn T, Stevie.”), so they figured that taking the girls to Boston’s Museum of Fine Arts (where Robin works as a curatorial chair) would be a good idea, because they could get all dressed up and act like proper ladies.

Secretly, Steve thought they were crazy. He and Eddie are hesitant to even bring the girls to the children’s museum these days nevermind a prestigious fine arts museum, but he’s also aware that they tend to behave a hell of a lot better around other people than they do around their dads (also, he and Eddie haven’t had a kid-free day together since even before Hazel was born, so he keeps his mouth shut).

It all goes completely smoothly, actually, up until it takes a dramatic downward spiral. They do get very dressed up, and before they head over to the museum, they have brunch at a tea room where Robin flexes the history half of her art history education to tell the girls all about “fancy people” decorum. Then, about halfway through their tour of the museum, three-year-old Robbie points at the one non-art object installed in the wall – a bright red fire alarm – and asks, “What’s that say?”

Had Nancy been asked this question, she would have said something like, “That’s a fire alarm. We only touch fire alarms if there’s a fire. If there was a fire here, you would pull the handle and it would make a loud noise so everyone knows to get out of the building.”

Unfortunately for the entire museum that Saturday afternoon, Robbie doesn’t ask Nancy.

She asks Robin.

And Robin tells her, “It says ‘pull.’”

Nancy’s call to Steve goes something like this:

“Hi. Just want to let you know before you see it on the news that your daughter managed to evacuate the entire museum.”

“What?”

“Robin told her to do it.”

“Please elaborate before I have a heart attack.”

#nancy is joking that it would be on the news #unfortunately (fortunately?) that shit is not news-worthy in boston #robin’s boss gets his revenge by making her fill out all the resulting paperwork when she goes in on monday #based on a post i can’t link bc the account is deactivated :( #liv’s steddie dads verse #steddie dads #steddie #ronance #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #nancy wheeler

[mosstrades]

Oh wait this is fucked up actually. Marcy grew up around Simon while he was actually already under the effects of the crown (both physically and mentally). He was already unraveling by the time they found each other, even if he still felt like he was 'himself', so Simon as we know him, regular-ass Simon, would be in ways a kind of stranger to her. Physically, in his appearance and presence decoupled from the effects of the crown; situationally, what with them not being in a barren wasteland and whatnot; emotionally and personally, with Simon maybe doing things or showing himself to be things that Marcy didn't know to expect. And add to that how much they've both changed over the course of their lives since they separated...

While Simon managed to see her life through Ice King's eyes for a while, I like to imagine the memory is fuzzy at best and entirely unreliable at worst, so — in a way, truly, their reunion is them getting to know each other all over again, in a new dynamic, but with the base of that same old, foundational relationship; that same old, old love.

And I'm so normal about it.

#(the reconnection of a grown up kid and her dad who she only knew as an active user after he gets out of rehab) who said that #<- projecting hard #adventure time #nick.txt #marceline abadeer #simon petrikov #fionna and cake #Do you think Simon has a strained relationship with self-expression and silliness after being IK. Do you think it makes Marcy think about #the Simon who raised her - always cracking jokes to help them both cope? #You ever think Marcy gets a bit weirded out by how... normal... post-canon Simon is. #Do you ever think Simon gets bouts of 'madness'* and she's like 'oh hey I know this guy'. #Do you ever think she tells childhood anecdotes from that time he wasn't there and he gets this heavy look of regret he cant quite hide-- #(at this point i have been shot with a tranquilizer dart) #*I think the relationship AT has with the complicated-ass concept of altered consciousness/'madness'/mental illness is really interesting #and has a lot of potential for expansion in fic #What with themes alienation from yourself and from others. What with the portrayal of what your being 'mad' 'does' to you/those around you. #What with themes of guilt and forgiveness and acceptance and responsibility and healing. #Like. If youre like me and you hc Simon as having a litany of mental struggles. At what point does that differ from #the magic-induced altered state? #and what does that look like and feel like? How does that affect himself and his connection to others? #I think its a very easily dismissed concept bc of how it brushes some pretty stank ableist tropes #but I also think it could be incredibly #resonant if treated skillfully and compassionately and realistically #to put it crassly #local man finally free of crazy-crown-curse discovers he has severe mental illness. like. the normal person kind. #has to deal with that. #tldr simon my friend simon my favorite he/she grandma who experiences psychosis <3 #and marcy my friend marcy my favorite she/they mitski stan who just wants love to surround her #the tags in this post are like three other posts. im right tho

[nightmun]

A day late posting these here but here’s a couple stupid drawings I rushed out for Valentine’s Day on RDL!

#rhythm doctor #cole brew #nicole ting #cocole #ada paige #ian #my art #Cole would probably be upset if Nicole says no #Ada gives off the vibes of someone who would get incredibly stupid things for people to make them laugh #she also feels like someone who would tell terrible dad jokes and be the only one to laugh #also sorry I vanished for like a week #I’ve been working on a massive drawing with 23 interns and it’s taking a while #I’m over 15 hours in at this point and it’s on pace to take at least a few more 🫠 #I do have a massive backlog of stuff to post but I’ve been so busy focusing on the intern thing I keep forgetting #but oh well hope you enjoy these really stupid drawings

[badcatcait]

Thinking about how much contempt Harrow shows for flesh magic and flesh in general like it’s boring, but she was also made to pick apart splatted bodies at like 4 years old and watch the flesh literally rot off or be boiled off so many people, so now she’s literally drawn to the only two babes whose flesh is basically incorruptible and are also the least likely to be able to die and leave her behind so—

#harrows parents really did a number there #her trauma has trauma your honor #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow the ninth #Gideon is basically a sentient side of beef that makes dad jokes and I’m pretty sure she’s harrow’s favorite thing #life it never die

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #114

Tony has many different nicknames for Peter, and he has programmed FRIDAY to use all of them

Peter is also prone to getting stopped by security and various other employees due to the fact that he looks completely grown up and like he belongs there thank you very much

This leads to a situation in which the many different corners of Stark Industries - after inquiring of FRIDAY their own versions of "who tf is this kid?" - all know him by different names

On one floor he's Roo. On another, Crockett. Mr. Parker. Bambino. Kid. Junior...the list goes on

This only becomes a problem when employees attempt to talk about their strange new...cryptid? boss? intern?... to each other

#irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #who can come up with the most nicknames for peter challenge #new ones and classics #canon and fanon #unhinged additions that clearly have inside jokes and stories attached and when spoken to peter make him do the thousand yard stare #tony stark #peter parker #ironfam #stark industries #a sequel begs to be written as well #where peter hacks FRIDAY so she addresses tony exclusively by a rotating series of nicknames #all of which are clever and professional #obviously #including but not limited to: #mr. dad #tiny stank #dr. stank #shortest avenger #old man #father #if peter and FRIDAY come up with an algorithm to find the most embarrassing and hilarious combinations of nickname and situation what of it #untapped genre here people #irondad fic idea #fic idea #fic ideas #iron dad and spider son

[martyrbat]

madness – batman: haunted knight

#debating which way i want to go with my tags #do i make a joke or do i have a ransom moment that makes my mutuals mildly concern #hes still a dilf because the D still stands for dad. not always a good dad but a dad never the less. #ill still suck his dick silly style but im not happy about it. #(went joke moment to give my mutuals a break and also because #he does apologize and admit hes wrong & fixes it after she literally gets kidnapped and held hostage by mad hatter after sneaking out tho #so it makes up for it but also.... ooh boy.) #c: batman: haunted knight | madness #jim gordan #barbara gordon #ask to tag #i guess ? its nothing violent or anything but it is a family argument and i know how those sensitivities can be. #no judgement ever if u need it or smthn else tagged or suggest one; i promise. dm me or send on anon and ill do it :) #id in alt btw :)

[turnaboutsisterz]

sometimes i hate you but right now i just wanna go home

#hiyoko saionji #danganronpa #sdr2 #goodbye despair #procreate #ibispaint #described #kennedy art #we need to make 13 yr old saionji the popular interpretation of her character and im not joking #i think understanding that she is younger than the rest of her classmates is kind of integral to understanding why she behaves #the way she does #why else would there be so much comparison drawn between hinata and her dad in her free time events. #why else would pre-official translation material have her refer to koizumi as big sis #all this to say sandy by alex g the saionji song of all time in every universe regardless of circumstance etc etc #I MEANY TO POST THIS EARLIER IN THE WEEK ORZ