#not so harry anymore

[jayssafespace]

Remus: What happened and why is Harry bald? I was only gone for 15 minutes.

Sirius: He said he didn't like his name.

Sirius: So I shaved his head.

Remus: And what did that change about his Name exactly?

Sirius: He isn't Harry anymore. Just Potter.

#marauders #wolfstar raising teddy #wolfstar #this is my sisters pun #she makes dad jokes #and sometimes they are funny #just sometimes #hairy potter #not so harry anymore

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

#DPxDC #dcxdp #Danny makes a card game to save the world. #Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to ‘beat’ him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable. #keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariah’s Coffin) #A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore. #(Sorry Tuck. But it’s true). #And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you! #So…beating him. But it’s not like Danny wanted to fight so…he edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too. #Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine. #It’s based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy. #It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too. #They had SO much fun making this. #Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field. #Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak. #Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parker’s think the three are talking gibberish.) #I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost. #Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM! #Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board. #By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges #And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS. #Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess. #But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for ✨effect✨ Against invaders. #Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions. #While Danny COULD stop crime on earth he’s not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts. #The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of #Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything. #Danny is not aware they think this. #Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this. #Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.

[zivazivc]

the JD loosing touch with society adventures

imagine him rattling and sweating more and more the longer this goes on

While I patiently wait for @picory to make his 'how JD and Rhonda met' animatic I had to get this stupid idea out of my system...

bonus:

next step: they steal the car

#i can't even tell if this is funny anymore i spent too much time on it #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #trolls john dory #trolls oc #i guess #that scorpion really is a creature i created huh #i made it just so jd had something to stand on but now i kinda love the guy #i think jd would call him scorporal #i just came up with that because i'm just that good #scorporal #my art #the eric andre show #harry's car place #i don't trust like that #this clip is the only thing i think about when someone mentions jd's voice actor

[lamentofspring]

all of us strangers (2023), adam & harry / portrait of a boy with grief, wale ayinla / sonnet of the wreath of roses, federico garcia lorca / an oresteia, anne carson / dancing with ghosts, hania rani & patrick wilson / every poem is a child of love, marina tsvetaeva / meditation: my grief, the sun, sanna wani

#web weaving #paul mescal loml #this film absolutely obliterated me #I read the script while watching the film and I had to get up and take walks it was so unbearable #genuinely I can’t do this anymore it destroyed me #I am Adam and I can’t do this anymore #on tenderness #on grief and love #on grief #on love #all of us strangers #paul mescal #andrew scott #adam and harry #sanna wani #wale ayinla #love as tenderness #love as grief #love as tragedy #love as protection #mine

[14106]

:D ouuu

it looks so funny without all the stuff on it

i feel like he's abt to fuckigng hit my skull w a bottle

#mine #disco elysium #harry du bois #eeeeeh i had another doodle im just <3 ion like it anymore so this shall do...

[gomzdrawfr]

angst, implied mcd

habits

#I forgot you're not here anymore #gummmyart #doodle #harry potter spoilers #you know that one scene in harry potter? #the weasley twin? #after the whole celebration George turned to his side immediately because he wanted to smile with Fred #but Fred died #so #yeah #kinda of the inspiration for this #def didnt happen to me too hahahaahhahahaah *sobs* #simon ghost riley

[claybyte]

strongly dislike the idea that harry would become an auror after the war. give the boy a break. he deserves to live in a little cabin in complete isolation for a few years to discover himself

#he only fought voldemort and saved the wizarding world because he had to #because he was groomed to #not because he wanted to #do i think he possibly could have started auror training because thats what was expected of him? #yeah sure #do i think it would then immediately trigger ptsd and his friends urge him to quit? #very much so #give him a break to get to know himself #he shouldn't have to fight anymore #harry potter #hjp #harry james potter

[aiuredsworld]

HBD HARRY JAMES POTTER

#hpdm #drarry #harry potter #draco malfoy #draco be like #I can’t do this anymore this is so embarrassing #pansy be like #don’t you chicken out i will hex you #harry be like #staring warmly fondness all over the face #happy birthday harry potter #fred and george read out from wizard bible the vow #now you may kiss the bride #nev thought snapdragon'd make a great birthday gift

[frm9pm]

Mirror of ecidyrue book 2

#I had this in my sketch log for so long but didn’t want to finish it cus I couldn’t get the scene right T_T #throws it into the wild I don’t want to work on it anymore x’) #can I even tag this as Drarry even though Harry isn’t even in here o_o hmm

[mrtequilasunset]

Highkey so sad to see Kim's character get butchered by people who see Harry as whichever addict wronged them in their life.

#disco elysium #unironically seek help Disco Elysium isn't your revenge story #like treating him like he *wants* to be an addict and *wants* to be the way he is #idk how you can play most of the game in his head and still come out of it thinking he's choosing this on purpose #atp i think you're just stupid sorry #“I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore” means nothing to some people I guess #and also the people who treat Jean like he's better than Harry for not being addict should know that its heavily implied #that jean also uses substances #and also kim shows interest in using speed #so literally none of these characters are any different than harry #saw someone say that “everyone enables harry” as if 99% of the game isn't everyone telling him he's shit garbage for being an addict #assflash newshole everyones addiction gets enabled it came free with your fucking RCM badge

[synapseretro]

one to spare

#still exploring what i can do with my style #been staring at this for so long i dont know what 2 make of it anymore hopefully u guyz like it atleast #disco elysium #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #papus art

[reluctantfandomsideblog]

A simple kiss under some stars.

#de #disco elysium #disco elysium fanart #harry du bois #harrier du bois #harry dubois #kim kitsuragi #your honour theyre in love #Harry being chaste and gentle because he’s not sure how to navigate affection and love anymore #so he takes the safe route #he’s trying to be an unintimidating as possibly #but Kim WANTING him to be aggressive and intimidating and BIG #but going slow #because he knows Harry is scared #R O M A N C E

[kaijukebox]

The ‘D’ in HDB stands for ‘Dog Behavior’

#I don’t know what’s been done and what hasn’t anymore in this fandom #so here’s hoping I’m not ripping someone off 👍✨ #but i heard this audio and I’m like THEM ITS THEM #disco elysium #disco elysium meme #disco elysium video #harry du bois #harrier du bois #kim kitsuragi #jean vicquemare

[oodlesodoodles]

#Kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #I did the more sports #Kim sore loser kitsuragi will play dirty to win if hes physically compromised and that is the truth #As soon as hes hit even accidentally the rules change. There are now New Rules #Hes fair hell only hit as much as hes been hit but if the dirty rules keep happening hell rise to it #Also i think this is only true if the competition is not professional so playing silly ball with harry is free game #Fortunately harry is usually not so clumsy as to do anymore than bump into him #But occasionally they have an aggressive game that leaves elbow bruises on both of them

[1tbls]

swap au where kim has absolutely smothered himself in the accoutrements of cophood, till it's the only identity he remembers. because i think that's his extreme of losing himself, compartmentalizing himself away into work, not addiction and nostalgia like harry. what youth and better time does he have to cling to? it was always shit. it's his neat little role and place and power in the RCM he clings to as a greener pasture, the lesser evil.

harry precedes the story by flinging all his cop gear away from himself and begging to be someone different. kim precedes the story by cocooning himself in his uniform. what does he beg for? 🤔

#de tag #disco elysium #re: begging/kim's granted wish #something about personal issues but also corruption #but what could be as concise as ''i dont want to be this kind of animal anymore'' #maybe some kind of CBT-type mantra. #or not wanting to see #debating if he should be a speed addict or if harry introduces him to it. #i think swap harrykim would be so toxic yuri but they still love eachother deeply and want the best and gentleness for eachother. #they just. have issues ♥️

[souryam]

there's like virtually nothing you can say to me or quotes u can throw in my face to convince me that 20 year old Lily was fine and ok with her husband (a.k.a basically the only person she has around) sneaking out at night to. what. annoy muggle police officers? So many people say "oh no she was talking fondly" and I never got it bc I've always read it as her coming across as annoyed. annoyed but trying to tone it down giving that it was a letter to Sirius. Like imagine you're 20 year old with a newly born baby having to live in almost complete isolation in the middle of a war and a half of the parental unit just decides to dip every Wednesday for #boysnight like what

#lily evans #i joke saying she was clawing the walls of that cottage and would be divorced the second voldemort fell to the ground but. #it might not be a joke anymore #anti james potter #anti jily #also i say that as a 19 yo whos turning 20 in june #i cant even conceive the idea of having a child #its scary to think that she was the same age as i am when she was pregnant/had harry bc now i see she was SO YOUNG #also im not even mentioning lily saying he was GRUMPY over not being able to leave at night anymore #my brave girl suffered more than jesus being stuck at home w a annoying white man omfg