#she is the snake ever

[brainworms-all-night-long]

So Ebi has just shed and I thinks you guys should see the iridescence of her

#one can never take a full unblurred picture of her #so take these snippets #if you connect the third and second it kinda looks like she just briefly went off camera and came back witha blep #she is the snake ever #i love hers so mush #snakes #ebi

[s-aint-elmo]

girl who has suffered more than alll-mer

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#fear and hunger #fear and hunger termina #fear and hunger 2 #samarie fear and hunger #fear and hunger samarie #samarie #doodles #mine #so hard to tag for a mononymic character. girl get a last name. domek is right there #these are the three samarie emotions: yearning radiating and Abject Misery #she also gets an emotional support mini-rina. it's what she would have wanted #took a 5-hour crash course in funger bc i saw marina's moonscorched. ended up feeling so strongly for samarie i had to exorcise it thru art #you can't put a pathetic sopping wet shaking unhinged little creature in front of me and expect me not to itch to treat her kindly for the #first time ever in her life #poor little unloved lamb let me keep you and coddle you and cover you in blood. let me give you one good day like a mouse soon to be fed to #a pet snake. let me feed you to the snake regardless. #anyway. the psychic attacks i've been fielding bc of samarina have been relentless. can unwell teen girls stop reflecting my life circa #junior high school. thanks

[mcksnn]

emma lives AU teehee

#art #metal gear solid #mgs #mgs fanart #mgs otacon #mgs snake #otacon #solid snake #emma emmerich #otasune #mgs2 sons of liberty #mgs2 #mgs raiden #raiden #snavid #pliskin #metal gear solid 2 #i like emma when shes angry at everybody you go girl #they would be the funniest family ever #i really just want a sitcom situation dont i

[balls-on-my-face]

🦒

#do u understand #i understand #🦒 #butterfly soup 2 #akarsha #butterfly soup #noelle butterfly soup #ppkm #no one asked for this #no one will ever ask for you revue starlight ppkm #yuri #noelle wouldn’t fall for this btw she would block the giraffe #akarsha would fall for this and think that it sounded awesome #btw their weapons are ninja stars and a snake hook #noelle’s snake hook is specifically retractable btw

[the-saurian-specimen]

THE GIRRRRLLLL IS BAAAAACK!!! IT IS ONCE AGAIN TIME TO POST CRAPPY PICTURES OF HER!!!

#snek #snake #I had to leave her with a friend while I was at college but now she’s baaaaaaack! #ball python #there’s not a thought in that little brain #the prettiest girl ever #she’s so silly #I love her so much! #chonky #Ambrosia the ball python

[red-eft]

quemadaaaa <3 she shed this morning!

#txt #quemada #could only grab these quick pics bc i had to go to work right after but look at herrrr #slowly but surely she's getting bigger :3!! #i love her and echo so muchhhh. snakes really are just the best pet ever #snake #boa #rosy boa #reptiblr #snakeblr #petblr

[anna-scribbles]

regained my 12 year old swag(read an entire new percy jackson book in one sitting)

#CHALICE OF THE GODS WAS SO GOOD #AUAUUGHHHUHGHHHGHHHSH #i was laughing out loud every few minutes for like 5 hours straight #this was a book of BITS #(spoilers in tags from here on out) #i keep thinking abt percy’s river rage tantrum and how he came out of it to annabeth saying ‘yeah he’s scary sometimes when he gets worked #up. do you want more tea?’ #COMEDY #the entire bit with him hiding under the pastry cart. the thing about annabeth having a secret fanclub and percy’s not even phased. #THE HIMBO JUICE THING. RICK RIORDAN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THERES A HOOTERS BUT FOR MEN AND SMOOTHIES #annabeth apparently specifically won’t bake clue cupcakes. and this is happening less than 2 years after the famous sixteenth birthday blue #cupcake that she and tyson made for him. the one that looked like a blue brick that they are with their hands. #<— not inconsistency. comedy. #percy’s whole thing with playing with the snakes with the rainbow as he’s fully prepared to be eaten😭😭😭😭😭he is SO unserious #the entire mt olympus scene where he keeps getting distracted from what he’s doing bc he can’t stop roasting zues in his head???? #PERCY I LOVE YOU #ugh i forgot how much i adore percy pov. #pov of not knowing what’s going on ever. pov of being distracted every 10 seconds. he’s literally so real #i thought eudora was hilarious #the whole concept that percy has to do this at all. i think it’s so funny #ppl who are mad that the premise of the quests is stupid. like yeah. percy jackson has a stupid life. #when annabeth broke through his window at 4am to sit on his bed and talk about rocks and trees. everything #percy not knowing the names of anyone at his school or on his swim team #when the god showed up at his cafeteria and percy just ate his lasagna sandwich before talking to him😭😭😭😭that child is TIRED #i loved the light graffiti in the tunnel. when percy wrote their initials i SCREAMED #WHEN. WHEN HE ASCENDED AND TURNED INTO RAINBOW LIGHT WITH THE POWER OF WANTING TO TELL ANNABETH HE LOVED HER. #I DIED. #THE POWER OF LOVE ALWAYS SO STRONG‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #AUGH i am weak #pjo

[ghousebox]

ATTENTION PLEASE

thank you for your time

#i just got her today!!! shes the cutest ever #snake cw #snake tw #бродить

[raayllum]

Rayla in S5 about her parents

vs Callum in S5 about her parents (even though one of them murdered his)

#i got side tracked like 5 times making this post to point out other parallels they are iNSANE #5x01 #5x04 #arc 2 #s5 spoilers #rayllum #he loves his girl SO MUCH #characterization #the most On Brand Thing they've Ever Done tbh #snake boi callum #adjacently #rayla: we have to prioritize the world #callum: what's that #tdp spoilers #the dragon prince #the boyfriend she desperately needs tbh

[evilkitten3]

team minato modern middle school au where kakashi is the annoying genius who skipped like two grades, rin somehow lives in a hospital (no one's sure which nurse/doctor is her parent but. it's one of them. right? it's gotta be. no way did a bunch of worked-half-to-death medical staff accidentally adopt a baby someone forgot about. definitely one of them is her parent. her birth certificate is around here somewhere i'm sure look i'll get back to you once my shift ends in six hours), and obito is the class clown who lives with his awful anarchist stoner grandpa and calls his house "the cave"

minato is a former student of kakashi's dad's friend and he's their carpool driver bc no way in hell would that man be allowed to teach in real life

#naruto #naruto shippuden #team minato #team seven #hatake kakashi #nohara rin #uchiha obito #uchiha madara #namikaze minato #hatake sakumo #jiraiya #nobody knows who kakashi's mother is. his dad isn't sure he has one. he doesn't know where the kid came from but. the dna tests are clear #obito thinks it's the science teacher. y'know the one with like a bajillion different weird animals. only in this case they are all snakes #kakashi thinks that's dumb bc mr orochimaru is definitely a man probably #also bc when he asked he just got creepy laughter and a lecture on how to clone humans #i'm not kidding about rin btw no one at the hospital has any fucking clue where she came from #none of them are going to be the first to admit it tho #they tried to run a paternity test for her but the only match in their system was a man named nohara isobu. who's been mia for like 30 year #and yes being raised by an ever-changing stream of people none of whom had enough time for her did mess rin up a bit #on the bright side. she is easily the most medically proficient seventh grader in the history of anything ever #and she'll have recommendations for days when she applies to medical school #gai and his dad are also there but they're pretty much the same

[deadscell]

#i want her. i need her. i #powerful women are so #she ate and left no crumbs slamming men into the floor #she is my favourite female mgs character ever #i wish we got more content for her #metal gear solid #mgs #metal gear #metal gear solid 3 snake eater #metal gear solid 3 #mgs3 #mgs3 snake eater #mgs3 the boss #mgs the boss #the boss mgs #the boss #metal gear series #shitpost #metal gear memes #metalgearsolid3 #metalgear #metalgearsolid #what a thrill #the joy

[kirstielol]

Maya 🤍

#the sweetest snake ever 🤍🤍🤍 shes such a good girl #maya #reptiblr #snake #ball python

[tiny-huts]

One of my fav parts of Neverwinter is when in the sewers Drizzt starts info dumping about snake behavior to Mr. "Has previously gone on a dramatic monologue about shark behavior" and Mrs. "I am terrified to death of snakes"

#i think if Artemis showed Dahlia an Arabian sand boa she would not be afraid of snakes anymore #tenderly shows you the most goofy looking snake alive #the legend of drizzt #snake of make you confront trauma and have connections #the most dnd shit ever #when you start dating because a snake made you realize that you related to someone #in the sewers #dahlia sin'felle #drizzt do'urden #artemis entreri

[sunmoontruth-stiles]

I need a completely rewritten teen wolf series with Derek Hale as the main character. I think it would heal me.

#we follow Derek from New York. Laura left for beacon hills. it’s been six years since he was back but he hasn’t heard from her #and hes going stir crazy waiting. he packs up and travels back. it’s almost too much immediately. he still can’t get a hold of Laura #he can’t resist going home. it’s like a natural pull that guides him back. all at once he’s 16 again. staring at the wreckage of his life #deputy stilinski is sherrif now. it’s reassuring in the slightest that the police force seems to have moved on from how corrupt it was #he catches her scent and it’s putrid. bile catches in his throat. he seeks it out. still in denial to what he knows it means. #when he finds Laura it’s like the world ends all over again. he can’t stand to see her like this. he gives her a proper burial. #the best he can do at least #he visits Peter. he’s not the man Derek remembers- so full of fire and cunning. their relationship may have been strained at times. #often Derek felt more like Eve being swayed by the snake than a normal friendship #but this isn’t the sharp tongued uncle who guided him. this is a broken shell. all that remained of his family. he was so lost. #22 but he barely knew how to function without his family- his pack paving the way #Laura handled everything. she got the apartment. she made sure they had food. Derek looks back and feels so useless #he was so lost in his grief. Laura must of felt the same way but she never let them drown in it #she made sure he got his GED. even got him to enroll in community college classes. #he took them online. he never was able to warm up to people the same way. he used to be so full of life. now he just wanted to be left alone #he studied English. never finished his degree. doesn’t look like he ever will now. he can’t go back to Laura and his shared home. #can’t bare to see another shell of a home #he vents to the vacant audience of Peter and his cold fixed eyes #Derek leaves. he wants to promise he’ll return soon #but promises feel costly these days #he decides to go back to the reserve. maybe he can find some clue as to what happened to Laura #someone lured her here. someone who knew them and their history here #his mind went to the worst. Kate. why would she go through the trouble six years later. why wait so long. #Derek couldn’t stomach the thought of facing her. he focused on the woods. the scents were all over the place. #clearly multiple people had been through here recently. two scents were much stronger. Derek follows them #but when he hears the crunch of leaves he realizes why the scents are so strong. they’re still here #he ducks behind some trees. listening in on their conversation. but an echo of their scent catches his attention #he spots an inhaler on the ground. he puts two and two together and swipes it from the leaves. #he comes out once they’re closer. tossing over the inhaler- he figures they’ll leave. dumb kids messing around in the woods #he reminds them this is private property. though that may not be true anymore. he recognizes the scent of a new beta. interesting.

[p4nishers]

every time they go to a zoo crowley turns into a snake to scare people (but NEVER kids) for shits and giggles, also to hiss at the other snakes aziraphale called beautiful earlier.

#crowley being jealous at other snakes is so fucking funny and canon to me #also crowley loving kids is probably one of my favorite things about her ever she's just so everything to me #good omens #good omens s2 #azicrow #crowley #aziraphale #good omens headcanon #ineffable spouses

[catofoldstones]

Why do dudebros hate a feast for crows so much? We get such interesting POVs like Cersei, Arianne and Brienne.

One literally said Sansa is still idiotic as fuck and Brienne should be finished because her story is boring and adds nothing to the plot.

Like, are we reading the same books? Do you understand the point the author’s trying to make? Are you that far up your own ass to be that blind?

#Oh and don’t even get me started on the prose is so pretentious #we know ‘pretentious’ is just a euphemism for ‘I can’t read’ #but that’s still slightly beside the point #the ugly stepchild of asoiaf #hope they had given this book 0.75 minutes on the show #huh? #I’ve only read it a little but the sand snakes are the best coolest characters I’ve ever encountered #in asoiaf and otherwise #and what’s the point of Brienne? #she IS the point #the foil to all the knights we have seen in the series till now #also yes Catelyn’s back you can die mad about it #I swear y’all read the books with your ass cheeks #🙄 #asoiaf #sansa stark #brienne of tarth #arianne martell #cersei lannister #game of thrones #affc #a feast for crows #why was I looking for reviews #sigh #it’s on me guys #they way their misogyny and racism just JUMPS out #you just wanna see people get murdered needlessly #you thought this was your manbro alphamale novel #and when it when it proved to be otherwise #with WOMEN’s POVs your dick shrank back inside huh