#shady answer

[0lshadyl0]

Hi would it be alright to request yandere romantic hcs for Naruto please with a female reader if possible maybe she was part of his team in his younger days ; love to see what you come up with ^-^

I love this question, especially because of the concept of being a teammate, basically being the third member of team 7, since I think that another female character should have been the tri-lead and not Sakura (It's not that I dislike Sakura, in fact, I feel that she is a character with a lot of potential but undervalued by her author who only went out of her way to develop Sasuke. Sakura is a wasted potential like almost all the women in the series, which It makes me think that Kishi doesn't know how to write women… or he's lazy because they aren't Uchihas or Sasuke)

In fact, I am thinking in the future of making a fic with a team 7 made up of Sasuke, Naruto and Hinata, since they are the respective reincarnations of Indra, Asura and the descendant of Hamura, but that will be for another post

yandere Naruto Romantic Headcanons

Well, here I am going to develop Naruto in his early age, that is, Naruto from the first part of the series, it does not include shippuden, the last and I will pretend that Boruto does not exist (don't ask me questions about Boruto, I didn't see the series and I am not interested beyond the concept of Boruto's visual power but only because it would be a development of the byakugan not because I am interested in the character), so here we will see the child version of a twelve-year-old yandere Naruto (if I remember correctly, that's how old he was at that time) until he leaves the village with Jiraiya, keeping this in mind, let's continue

We all know the sad story of Naruto and how painful his childhood was, without parents, hated by the entire village, without friends and all that drama

The important thing is that from all that negligence and lack of human interaction, the need was born in him to attract attention in any way possible

basically what I want to say here is that he would turn yandere for literally anyone who pays him the slightest bit of attention and above all, this is key, who treats him well

I'm not talking about great charitable gestures or kindness, I'm talking about treating him with cordiality, basically the first principle of a decent human being (yes, that's how badly he's been treated)

He would trust you 100% if you approached and proposed to be his friend (let's remember part of a flashback in some filler chapter where he went into a dangerous forest to look for a kunai from an enemy ninja of the village just because some stupid and very bad-hearted children said that they would be his friends if he brought said weapon, basically sending him to die if it weren't for Iruka-sensei)

Another thing is that Naruto is tremendously obsessive, just look at how he behaves with his teammates, that will not compare to the obsession he developed with you.

and we must take into account, here Sakura does not exist in his head, you are the prettiest girl in the village and he has made his intentions very clear to you that in the future he wants to be your lover (boyfriend, in a innocent way since he is a kid)

He will not see mistakes or defects, he will fight with Sasuke or Kakashi if one of those two scolds you or disrespects you

he will not like your friends, not because he is jealous or that he thinks they are going to steal you from him, but it is more because of his insecurity and fear of being alone again, that is something you can repair If you make your friends also friends with him

He is clingy to the extreme but not very observant in the sense that he won't always remember your favorite color or food, but at least he remembers special dates.

your enemies are his enemies and he does hold grudges against people who hurt you

He will also see you as someone above him and everyone, he is like a worshiper (remember how he thought well of Sakura? It's the same but amplified) you are a being incapable of making mistakes in his eyes

His beloved's opinion is very important to him, so much so that it is above anyone else, above his teacher, Sasuke, Iruka, the ramen guy or even the Hokage.

At this stage he will be a little annoying, irritating and clingy, but nothing dangerous, a child in love, the most dangerous thing about his yandere side would come out later when his crush stops being childish.

#shady answer #naruto #yandere naruto #naruto imagines #naruto headcanons #yandere x reader #yandere #naruto uzumaki #naruto x reader #yandere naruto x reader #naruto uzumaki x reader

[betweenblackberrybranches]

First meetings part 1

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Turns out if you want to inherit the money of your grand uncle (the great wizard) they also make you go through all his stuff...

Looks like Y/N found someone interesting between all those personal belongings though so its all worth it

In other news Sun wakes up and immidiatly falls in love

#dca fnaf #fnaf sun #daycare attendant #sundrop #fnaf sb #automaton au #my art #y/n is just seing a guy in pretty bad shape asks is anyone gonna cherish him and doesnt wait for an answer #Sun needs a second to collect himself next update he will be all there #also y/n just really does not want to leave sun with the wizards of the wizard councel #they are not to be trusted #some of those are still the same guys that led witch burnings wizards get really old those fuckers #wizards be magically lengthening their lifespans thats super shady

[hedgehogcryptid]

I'd love for more people to talk about how the only reason Fairy Tail isn't declared a terrorist group (or a dark guild, as per canon terms) is that someone at the council knows that giving them half a chance to retaliate is a fantastic way to ruin your entire month. If you can't exterminate them all in one swift strike then you'd have a better go at things by just charging them whatever fine you want and make them foot the bill of reconstruction efforts, since 'you break it you buy it' is a policy they can understand, unlike things such as 'due process' or 'respecting authority'. They might even accept to spend a short (a very short) stint in prison to appease anyone who needs appeasement, but that's about it. All of them, to a man, would rather be labeled an enemy of the state than accept government interference in their internal affairs.

They're the good guys by virtue of a technicality and a fit of whimsy

#hell that's the reason edolas' fairy tail were outlaws #they weren't rebels because the king was planning a genocide #they weren't really trying to save anyone from anything #they were rebels because the king said 'stop being a magic guild' #and their answer was 'get fucked I do what I want' #any heroing they did came AFTER #canon fairy tail is shady as fuck #and I'm going to feed this concept all by my lonesome if I have to #fairy tail #shady fairy tail is canon

[canisalbus]

I had a dream with Vasco and Machete last night, I don't remember all details, but I do remember people talking about Machete being some sort of fallen angel or something. I even saw flashes of his angelic form in between, I'll have to draw those when I get back home. It was both scary and delightful.

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#aaa that sounds so poetic #and epic #and cool #you're having way nicer dreams than I do #??? #answered #salem-lunaris #earlier this week I had an apocalyptic dream where earth was about to blow up and I thought “oh geez I have to warn The Dogs" #so I went to their house and this time their decor was oddly grandmacore sorta pastel and vintage and well worn #I can't recall what we talked about but Machete had just started some new meds or had some procedure done to him #he wasn't feeling himself his pupils were freakishly blown out and he couldn't walk or talk properly so they weren't planning to evacuate #Vasco dropped me off to the spaceship airport (his car was yellow) #but first we got some shady alien takeout that looked like red plastic straws and ping pong balls in a yellow toy bucket #we hugged and I boarded the dingy spaceship #and then the dream morphed into a vague retelling of that Raised by Wolves series #I felt bad about leaving them behind knowing they would get smashed to smithereens later that day

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

bout time i posted the og bc in the immortal words of yahtzee croshaw shit's about to get FUCKY!

also i like him :)

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #art #illustration #redacted vincent #redactedverse #this man is my roman empire #i would absolutely be upset if i were in his position like you cant just Not Tell someone that theyve been yoinked into a peudo family #thats real keen on murder and fraud and other things #i feel like theres no right answer here though #like i completely 100% understand where william is coming from on this one #porter is right #william is keeping vincent in the dark because he genuinely cares about him #and acknowledges (correctly) that turning him took away literally all of his agency basically forever #he's trying to do good by a stranger who he made a life altering decision on the behalf of #and it was a selfish one #yes he saved vincent's life but only by forcing him to throw away his old one #and in keeping vincent entirely out of shady clan business william is doing the best he can to give vincent a normalish afterlife #THAT SAID #you coulda told him #like yeah 20 year olds aren't known for making good rational judgements but this all could've been avoided #if william just sat him down and went look. this is what we're up to. i believe it's a necessary evil. you don't have to participate #but this is something you're tied to now based on a snap decision i made #i acknowledge that that was wrong and hope you can forgive me someday but if not that's okay #would it suck? PROBABLY! but vincent finding out through porter of all people is definitely worse #not to mention him feeling like he's the ONLY person who doesn't know and looked like an idiot defending the house at the summit #aw man i wrote another essay again

[lonelysa1lor]

The Roses of Heliogabalus but Its Barnabas Bennett

#he keeps trying to contact you to ask about your cars extended warranty #cmon jonah answer ur phone pls #tma #barnabas bennett #MAG 92 #the magnus archives #the magnus archives fanart #tma fanart #rolling back into the TMA Fandom like a shady uncle showing up to the family gathering #the lonely #tma podcast #the magnus pod #my art

[aquillis-main]

*sees the Archie art of Sonic's feet*

Ewww , ugly uncanny Valley feet .no wonder Sega made a mandate forbidding showing the sonic characters barefoot. Gross.🤢

SEGA/Sonic Team actually do have a canon design for the feet. I used to hate it, but over time (after doing character references for my own OCs, lols) I gained a new appreciation for them, especially since they help with getting shoes on in place easier.

Here's all the official art of the characters with their actual feet:

A really nice long shot from actually ugly-looking human feet, no?

They also fit a lot better than trying to insert paws onto the characters, and the design doesn't take away too much from the simplistic designs. Sometimes, not everything needs to have many details as possible.

#Aquillis Answers #Shady Guy #Sonic the Hedgehog #Miles 'Tails' Prower #Amy Rose #Big the Cat #Tikal the Echidna

[tottmnt]

HELLO!! I would like do ask an ask 👀 Number 20 please!

20. What show/movie would you like the TMNT to crossover with?

i think arcane and tmnt (probably rottmnt) would be!!! SO COOL!!! 'CAUSE I LOVE ARCANE!!!

also, i think the whole shimmer & body experimentation thing could lend itself really well to the rise turtles’ origin story. plus i know raph and vi would be besties

send me an ask!

#hmm while typing this out i realized i have a lot more thoughts on this than i expected #like... if we move arcane canon around *slightly* we could argue that living in the undercity + shimmer + shady doctors like singed #could totally result in mutant turtles #turtles born and raised in the undercity who long for acceptance? love? #then vi meets them and starts running around with this huge turtle that loves to punch shit as much as she does #i'll stop now i don't think any of this makes sense lmao #thanks for the ask :) #tmnt #rottmnt #arcane #may answers

[harrisonstories]

George Harrison: Isn’t It a Pity.

Alan Freeman: How we break each other’s hearts.

George: That’s about me. I’m breaking everybody’s heart.

Freeman: In what way, George?

George: [laughs] I don’t know. Any way you care to mention.

"My album coming up is like Mrs. Dale’s Diary, and it’s like me kneeling in front of the priest and saying, 'OK, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I did this and I done that and I done that and I done that,' But I’ll do that. I don’t need Woman’s Own magazine or Rolling Stone or any of those other journalists who think they’ve caught me doing this or doing that or gettin’ a divorce or being a loony or whatever. No – they can’t catch me ‘cause I caught myself before they ever knew it. I know. I know what I’m doing. And I know when I’m mad. And I know when I’m havin’ a divorce. And I know when I’m breakin’ up my marriage. And I know when I’m not. And I know when I’m happy. And even if I am breakin’ up my marriage, I know all the good points to it, and all the bad points to it, and it’s none of their business anyway, and even if it is wait ‘til my record ‘cause I’ll tell ya from my point of view – I don’t need your twisted point of view to tell me." - George Harrison, Rock Around the World with Alan Freeman (18 Oct. 1974) [x]

"When I first met him he said, 'I don't want you to think you've discovered something about me I don't know. I'm not claiming to be this or that or anything. People think they've found you out when I'm not hiding anything.'" - Olivia Harrison, Living in the Material World (2011)

"[George] was a witness to his actions. He always said, ‘People think they’ve found me or found something out about me. It’s like that I don’t know. I know when I’m bad. I know.’ Nobody suffers more than yourself, right? Than one’s self when you know you’re not being true, and he TORMENTED himself, you know, I think, a lot. But he was a curious guy, and he just wanted to have all the experiences and hope he could get back in time for the big exit." - Olivia Harrison, BBC Radio 4 (21 Nov. 2020)

#george harrison #olivia harrison #alan freeman #the beatles #isn't it a pity #the answer's at the end #simply shady #living in the material world #world of stone #rising sun #george lyrics #quote compilation #1974 #2011 #2020

[separatist-apologist]

Love the Nesta and Azriel fic! Would you consider using your literacy talents to bring us an Elain x Rhys cheating trope!? Too controversial?

You know- it's so tempting but if you saw the general messages I get when people remember I like Nesta or for just minding my own business while writing/shipping Elucien, you 100% would understand why I won't touch this with a ten foot pole.

#i take a breath and someone is in my ask box like I JUST THINK ITS FUNNY THAT #i was gonna be shady in the tags but legitimately the elain “defenders” are some of the worst people on this app #theyll tell real people to k*ll themselves in defense of words on paper and ya girl is just tired #not too tired to answer this but you know maybe i like a teeny bit of mess every once and a while #id do elain and eris though

[carlyraejepsans]

Dear Bisca,

What if Papyrus is the man from the other world? I may sound silly, but we never see him in Deltarune and Papyrus asks.

Sincerely,

Rainier

i think the man from the other world that the river person specifically tells us to beware of is sans, but papyrus is also "a" man from that other world. they came as a pair! he's just not as dangerous to us, so they didn't think to warn us about him

#papyrus can never kill us in the game after all. and sans is shady and one of the strongest bosses in the game #answered asks #undertale #sans #papyrus #otherworld theory #entry log

[0lshadyl0]

Any HCs or scenarios on Yandere Hancock boa ?? I think she an interesting character 🥰

Of course, my dear, she is a fascinating character, in fact, she is my favorite female character after Nico Robin, I am weak to black haired women with cool powers and sad past.

Yandere Boa Hancock headcanons

• Brave of you to assume that she is not a yandere in the canon, that is, she has all the points to follow for her character to be a yandere, especially a delusional yandere

• sad past with traumatic events, no friends, position of power, no one contradicts her, she gets lost in her own fantasies, lives in her own reality and obsesses over a person beyond what is sanely possible, yeah she checks all the marks 

• But, she would only become obsessed with her romantic interest if he has a very specific personality (for example, Luffy)

• Ok, let's say that the key for her to fix her eyes on you is that you have heroic tendencies, that is, she likes people with a good heart, willing to do what others would consider crazy in order to help others. the others (such as hitting a Tenryūbito, better yet, killing one)  

• or just a very kind person with a great charisma, very positive mind but who doesn't take shit from anyone

• if things happened naturally, I'm pretty sure Hancock would be obsessed with a woman, Luffy is an exception to the rule (call it the power of the script thanks to being the protagonist of the series)

• Let's remember that the first men in her life that she met were the Tenryūbito and they are the worst experiences that a young woman like Boa could have, emotionally, physically and sexually (I'm 200% sure that she was raped by a good number of them, that's why despite being in love with Luffy she never sees herself having children with him… probably she can't even get pregnant due to irreparable damage to her sexual organ or simply they removed the ovaries so that she could not get pregnant by the Tenryūbito since she was a slave and the slaves are not worthy of having a child with a being as noble as a Tenryūbito is)

• Anyway, when she fixes her eyes on you, in her head she already begins to live in a world apart

• You've probably seen each other a maximum of five times and most of it in battles, possibly you saved her from some dangerous situation but not paying much attention to her, but in her head, you two are already engaged

• Yes, she is the type of women who, from a very young age, dreamed of getting married and having a large family full of love, a dream that has been transformed into only having a partner to love and be loved by because of the Tenryūbito and all their shit

• She is a relatively easy yandere to deal with, since the word of her s/o is divine law for her, she will never question you, nor will she go against you, she will not hesitate to put herself in danger or give her life for you, she literally will kill for you

• But, keep in mind, she is very jealous and in an unjustified way, nobody can look at you because she is already asking questions and imagining scenarios where you abandon her.

• Because, despite all that she says about being the most beautiful woman in the world, she actually has low self-esteem due to her past as a slave, she doesn't feel that she is worthy of you, because she is dirty

• But if you tell her that you are not interested in that person or deny knowing about the existence of the person who made her jealous, she will believe you without a shadow of a doubt.

• You can tell her that the sky is green and for her, yes, ultimately the sky is green and she will turn anyone who says otherwise into stone

• She is a stalker, she will follow you everywhere and will always be watching you, of course, at a respectful (Hinata-Naruto style) distance if the two of you get into a relationship, she will stick to you like gum, she is unbelievably clingy and has no idea of the meaning of personal space

• She is one of the few yanderes who have no sexual intentions, because she is traumatized with sex (she has never known about vanilla sex or consent) and considers it torture, she loves you too much to do you any kind of harm

• Oh, but if she were to get over her traumas and discover that sex can be enjoyed and is a way to stay connected to the one she loves, man, get ready for a long ride

#shady answer #one piece #yandere one piece #yandere posts #one piece headcanons #yandere x reader #yandere hancock #yandere boa hancock #yandere boa hancock x reader #one piece imagine #one piece boa hancock #boa hancock

[larentslovechaos]

my dad knows some people who work w Louis and all I'm saying is look out for September 9th 👀

#i was gonna wait to post this but i haven't seen anyone else get this message 😭 #i was just gonna... let it sit there #and see if anything happens #very specific but could also be completely full of shit lol #get in the clown car girls we're off to the circus 🎪 #i'll be in nyc then 🙃🥲 #pls #shady anon #anon #answered #anonymous

[justamedicalbat]

Today's dnd session was so cool I just got home and had to draw something about how it ended before going to sleep

#ughh this was such a cool session #it was on the middle of an autumn festival and well #things happened and went downhill #we got ambushed at our own house and one of our party members almost died #turns out that while ivy is treating their ALMOST lethal wounds she reveals that she made contact with some really shady SHADY guys and wel #they either wanna make her pay the debt or straight up get rid of her #TURNS OUT THESE GUYS WERE THE ONES BEHIND ALL THE OTHER THINGS WE WENT THROUGH #AND HERE I AM #I STOPPED HEALING HER BECAUSE OF THIS AND IM GOING TO ASK FOR ANSWERS TO THE HIGHER UPS OF THIS SCHOOL BECAUSE MY FRIEND ALMOST DIED #ANOTHER FRIEND ALSO MADE A SHADY CONTACT WITH THESE GUYS AND I HAVE NO MOUTH BUT I MUST SCREAM #god this session was so so good #shiky draws #ivy #my art #dnd #strixhaven

[shadewood45]

eating all the information thank you :)

No problem! :)

Free fun fact, there's of sort drawings of him I really like but I constantly find myself looking back at the first sketch I'd ever done of him as a reference khsdfk. He's just a guy!

#shady art #chonny jash #c4chatroom #cjverse chatroom #ait: sneeb #shade answers

[clavissionary-position]

okay so we know when and why clavis started smiling so much, but when did his smile specifically become shady?

#regardless of the official canon answer it tickles me tragically to believe that #at first he couldn't help that his smile came off as shady #but then he just leaned into it and used it to his advantage #if everyone wants to see him as the bad guy then why not give the people what they want #ikemen prince #clavis lelouch