#sex on the campus

[chlcavalier]

Jeudi 28 mars, je dessinais de nouveau des anecdotes de Q, pour Sex On The Campus, organisé par l'Espace Santé Etudiants Bordeaux ! Un grand merci à ceux qui ont joué le jeu, à l'équipe qui était impeccable !!

#photo #* #sex on the campus #photographie #event #drawing #dessin #artists on tumblr

[roseworth]

i have a theory that my upstairs neighbor got a curse placed on them so every day after the sun goes down they have to do the loudest jumping jacks possible for an hour or they'll die

#what could they possibly be doing up there. #im like 99% sure that sound isnt them having sex. unless they have sex by hopping up and down in the middle of the living room #it drives me insane #when they first moved in there used to be this buzzing that sounded like a saw or something #but that stopped happening #now its just them moving around constantly #i think theyre exercising? can someone tell them that we have access to a gym for free on campus #and therefore they dont have to do this to me #id be such a good upstairs neighbor. i never get off this couch

[catty-words]

did you know?

i have the deepest, blorboiest feelings for him

#just wanna go. SQUISH #otis milburn #sex education #all i know of season four is the single sentence netflix description about there being a second sex therapist on his new campus #and i'm so so excited #please tell me they did right by my boy and gave him a satisfying ending 🥺 #but actually don't tell me anything i do not want to be spoiled

[thearoacescout]

Happy ace week y'all! Especially to that one campus guy that kept offering me condoms when I just wanted one of the cool highlighters and finally had to say no thanks I'm asexual. The look of oh shoot I have nothing I can do for you on his face for a split second was priceless

#aroace #ace week #asexual positivity #asexual pride #aromantic pride #asexual #aromantic #ace #but seriously tho i appreciate the safe sex supplies by campus but the assumption everyone needs them is funny

[barnbridges]

if you ever thought that anyone at Hampden College TM for a millisecond considered the classics students straight... you were wrong.

#the secret history #henry winter #richard papen #camilla macaulay #charles macaulay #francis abernathy #bunny corcoran #dean of studies vc: the lack of gay sex in this classroom frankly disturbs me #.... they REALLY were the gays on campus weren't they

[canvascryptid]

Minister: God told us not to pray to false idols, and we know Statues don’t apply to Us- he means the Real stressors of today like Money or Sex or Drugs

His broke femboy son: high and kissing the knee of the Aphrodite statue on campus

#my life #feeling so Moved being here #being free and exploring spirituality free from the rogidoty of my childhood #deconstructing christianity #campus implies college but I’m actually living on a theater commune of sorts #a real Business but covered in old statues and interesting remnants of past property dwellers #it used to be a Christian scientist restreatninteresting enough #before it became a theater and caught up in the mystic throughs of the 70s #paganism #hellenism #twink #femboy #ftm #transmasc #drugs tw #sex and drugs

[enbysiriusblack]

my uni just sent me a parcel... inside was a teabag, love hearts, a colouring book of the campus with colouring pencils, and a condom. wtf is going on.

#did not get this last year??? #i mean they gave me a water bottle and a stress ball but like NONE OF THIS. #i mean. ig its good they're a sex positive/safe sex campus. but W H A T. #the colouring book???? sweets??? im so confused honestly.

[howldean]

finding low-cost mental health resources for queer people is fucking impossible istg

#trying to make this resource list for the pride center we’ve made on campus and it’s so fucking hard to find shit!!!!!!! I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!! #i don’t want your six sessions of useless telehealth (while better than nothing) i need to know this therapist won’t think you’re crazy for #loving multiple people. lord sheesh istg. i swear. i’m so very done #and i love my therapist! he rocks! but he’s also so expensive and it’s a privilege to afford him #anyway. back to the grind. for anyone looking for a therapist go to psychology today’s therapist finder and input your shit!! #you can specialize faith and gender and lgbtq+/trans friendly and in their communities they can say they serve #kink allied. nonmonogamous allied. sex worker allied. etc etc!! pay attention to those

[chlcavalier]

Jeudi 21 mars, je dessinais une fresque d'anecdotes de Q, à la foire du plaisir du Sex On The Campus, organisé par l'Espace Santé Etudiants Bordeaux ! C'était drôle et surprenant, merci à l'équipe pour cette belle orga !

#photo #fresque #sex on the campus #drawing #dessin #posca #photographie #performance #bdx #* #funny #bd

[dentpx]

I was finally so brave and called the doctor to set up an appointment 👍 new primary care physician. EASY.

#I fully just did not care abt this when I graduated bc the main thing I was seeing the campus doctor for was birth control and at the time #I was fully not having sex lol

[nightmareinfloral]

wokest person in this sociology 101 course

#god I can’t wait until it’s over. every single maga Republican on campus seems to be taking this class the same slot as #me 😭. it’s truly insufferable. #spent a whole ass class period on TWO SLIDES of the gender and sex chapter. TWO SLIDES. #like shut up about trans people for two seconds and take the godamn notes

[starfxckersinc]

well I will post the gay little poem I worked out earlier and submitted to the school journal to inevitably be rejected bc it’s not about the radical joy of being penetrated by 5 polyamorous cocks at once

#aberdeen spoken word #i wish I could write abt that I really do but I hate how #every artist writing about a marginalized experience (which is what they literally want) #is asked to write abt joy and shit #like actually it’s horrible to be alive. #and only like 5 people on this campus are fuckable nobody is having killer gay sex rn #and if they are I salute them but I don’t believe it

[twpsyn-who]

Nate, there's a reason why everyone at the station hates Bobby and is not his news reports

#shitty boyfriend bobby agenda #tho imagine going on a picnic with Bobby #omg college studets the detective and bobby having a picnic date on campus and annoying everyone by staying in the middle of the road lool #i'm actually lowkey curious what dating Bobby was like. like did we go on dates??? or was more of a physical attraction that lead into sex #and they choose to date after that??? who made the first step??? probably bobby if he knew the detective was smart and all #but i could see the detective falling for Bobby and regretting it for the rest of their life #anyway #wayhaven 3 #wayhaven book three #wayhaven nate #wayhaven bobby #tagging him cuz of the tags lol #ok but the idea of all the police station (captain included) hating the shit out of Bobby for strictly being my shitty ex?? wonderful 👌🏼 #even Douglas sees Bobby does a double take and probably sends Tina a message about it because fuck that guy #omg but imagine the vibe around the station drastically changing when bobby gets inside and he doesn't even notice the death glares he gets #or if he does he isn't aware they are because of the detectivr hr thinks they are because of his news #i feel like verda has to stop tina from shooting/arresting bobby with no reason at least once. mostly to save tina from jailtime herself #Rebecca is more of a 'as long as i don't see him i don't feel the need to shoot' but trust me- she would have shocked the shit out of Bobby #if he wasn't sick in book 2. that reaction??? shitty relationship (between her and the detective I mean) or not she is feeling strong about #the detective's ex #anyway going back to book 3

[whatsabriard]

i. “How about working on a merger of a different kind?” The evening spent with her school friends made Jennifer anxious to get back to her husband. Overall, her education at Gresham was wonderful and she made lifelong friendships with wonderful women.

But she had been lonely away at boarding school, and often found herself longing for the comfort of family.

Now, the comfort of family meant Jonathan. And Max and Freeway. 

She didn’t want to be alone in her bed in Gresham. But Jonathan was stiff and unyielding in her embrace and it felt like she didn’t have a choice.

ii. Jonathan woke feeling incredibly well-rested but he was dismayed to find the bed empty beside him. He didn’t remember much about the night before; he was still wearing his pajamas so it probably hadn’t been memorable.

Which was a surprise, especially to Jonathan himself. He was looking forward to taking Jennifer out to Giraffe Hill and showing her all the skills her high school boyfriends didn’t have. He’d even made sure to pack a quilt and some pillows in the trunk of the car, so he could undress her in the moonlight and make love to her under the stars.

#hart to hart #double drabbles #jennifer hart #jonathan hart #harts on campus #jennifer: doctor my husband said no to sex with me so i'm afraid he's dying #doctor: maybe he's just an average middle aged man #jennifer: nO hE'S DyiNG

[butch-corvid]

so. fucking. horny

#i miss my partners i miss getting railed once a day #i forgot how vanilla campus was :((((( #people only want to have Ethical Normal Polite sex #i need to start going to munches if someone doesn’t bruise my cervix soon i’ll die

[stephaniedola]

i like that even when we dont talk to each other a bunch we're still okay. i like that he didn't get mad when i cancelled on him the other day. i like that we feel comfortable talking about our "gross" disability stuff with each other.

i like that i have not yet lost this new friend lol

#thots et al #ta saga #i found out i have a class 3x a week in the building his office is in god help me #i swear if i start running into him on campus after i NEVER did all of last semester i will scream #we need to have more gay autism sex tho like i need it #I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD A PHYSICAL ATTRACTION PERSIST THIS LONG #halp #i have said it before and ill say it again: i want to eat his arm like a turkey leg #i wish he didnt share an office with another grad student bc dude i would be fuckin him in there every. day.