#seriously what on earth?

[stoprobbersfic]

you and a lot of jancy writers always write it like Steve is in love with the “idea of nancy” but what’s so damn hypocrital is that she’s in love with the idea of Jonathan. take the Hawkins high newspaper scene. she’s trying hard af to convince herself that Jonathan is “kind, caring, compassionate” but the audience knows how fake she sounds. makes my blood boil OH the fandom is delusional.

what the fuck is this? lol

#seriously what on earth? #me? you sent this to ME? #i just sit here writing my fanfic and having a good time #this is so baffling #also television is better when you watch it with your eyes open #loooooooool what on earth

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

#DPxDC #dcxdp #Danny makes a card game to save the world. #Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to ‘beat’ him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable. #keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariah’s Coffin) #A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore. #(Sorry Tuck. But it’s true). #And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you! #So…beating him. But it’s not like Danny wanted to fight so…he edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too. #Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine. #It’s based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy. #It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too. #They had SO much fun making this. #Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field. #Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak. #Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parker’s think the three are talking gibberish.) #I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost. #Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM! #Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board. #By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges #And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS. #Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess. #But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for ✨effect✨ Against invaders. #Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions. #While Danny COULD stop crime on earth he’s not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts. #The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of #Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything. #Danny is not aware they think this. #Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this. #Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.

[deathandnonexistentialdread]

I wad gone for 7 ch-

#blue lock #bllk #blue lock manga #isagi yoichi #yoichi isagi #kunigami rensuke #michael kaiser #i was gome for 7 chapters #what the heck happened #no seriously #what on earth

[steppesliver]

also thinking about that one scene in an early season three episode where dean sees his old friend and the friend is clearly with a prostitute but introduces her as his "sister" and seconds later as his "stepsister" and when the dude looks at sam, deans says "oh he is my brother". did dean think that through. did that guy think they were also fucking on that motel room with the mirror

#there's no other show on earth where you find this type fo stuff #really what goes through someone's mind to make this joke #kripke's definition of brotherly humor needs to seriously be investigated #spn liveblog #spn #wincest

[ms-scarletwings]

You know admittedly that’s a pretty clever idea for- w

wait

Wait wait wait

Wait hol up wait wait just

….That was your intellectual property?!? Buddy what the fuck were you planning for?

#invader zim #zimvoid #iz comic spoilers #iz comics #iz zib #UHHH ZIM?????? #HELLO? #HE EVEN CALLS IT THE ‘IRKEN DISRUPTOR’?? #no seriously what does this have to do with taking over the earth? What was he going to do? #don’t know how I missed this on first reading #when you realize Zib just straight up plagiarized all his shit

[strangesickness]

THIS IS A PRO COMICS/ROCKSTEADY/ETC. BATJOKES POST PLS DONT GET IT CONFUSED FROM THE MEME. I LOVE THEM <3

batman twt when they find out i'm reading batman comics where batman and joker are trying to kill each other and i'm kicking my feet and giggling

#okay but seriously what on EARTH is going on on batman twt rn #“yeah its okay to ship telltale/lego batjokes but comics batjokes is just disgusting” #what are you? my mother? i'll ship those freaky old men who keep stabbing each other all i want #“just ship brutalia instead” they are so not the same and you know it #like talia is my girl i love her to death why would you say that about her #also why are people acting like all of the other bruce/rogue ships are sunshine and rainbows like WHAT #all of them are toxic guys. guys. please look me in the eye and tell me you understand that. guys please. #guys please tell me you don't think beating each other to bloody pulps constitutes a healthy relationship please guys #guys you read comics about a rich guy who beats up mentally ill people and then throws them to the most unethical institution ever #none of this is ethical and all of it is problematic #batjokes #the joker #bruce wayne #batman #posts afflicted with a strange sickness

[rukafais]

seeing ten million posts on my dash arguing about how Toshiro's Not That Bad And Um Actually Laios Is Not Only Bad But Worse is deeply fascinating because that bit in the manga was like, to me, "they clearly both miscommunicated because they have different styles of talking. the point is both of them shot past each other and neither of them are Completely Right or Completely Wrong, it's just an interaction that shows that you can piss someone off without meaning to/you can unfairly put your expectations for behaviour on someone without quite realizing it. they got in a dust-up and cleared up the misunderstandings and came to a greater understanding of each other as people after getting their feelings out."

#seriously idk whats happening in there and i dont care but GEEZ real iceberg moment #what on earth is there to get in a fight about they both have their reasons for acting the way they do #its that simple

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Franca Bettoia

Last Man On Earth (1964) // dir. Ubaldo Ragona and Sydney Salkow

#vincent price #franca bettoia #last man on earth #i am legend #richard matheson #this is the best rendition of i am legend imho #zombie #post apocalyptic #vampire #zombie movie #garlic #the way he tosses the garlic...fuckkk #why is he so sexy no matter what he does? #seriously though #hes so sexy #fuckkkkk #bicon #bisexual #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set #halloween

[ghouljams]

How would fae!Ghost react if Darling somehow got away? Like once in a million chance and left. How would Ghost react? What would he do? How would he feel?

Darling likes leaves the town and moves like to the other side of the world because of how frightened Darling is.

This is extra but how would Ghost react if he knew Darling left him for another human friend/almost boyfriend of Darlings? Same thing, Darling left to the other side of the world to be away from Ghost and to see their boyfriend.

Oh! How would he feel if Darling left him for another fae, possibly one as old or more powerful than Ghost? I'm thinking Price maybe! Oh, course, it's up to you for whatever you want to do with this, but the main thing is Darling leaves/escapes Ghost.

Lovely writing and I can't wait to see more! Good wishes <3

You are trying to get this woman killed...

It would be incredibly hard to get away from Ghost in the early days of the relationship but where Love and Ghost are with their relationship now it would be impossible. Love can run but she can't hide. But let's say she did run in the early days, before she was love. If she decided that Ghost was too much for her to handle and she needed an out I think she could find one but it would hurt a lot.

I do not consider this to be a Love story, it is pure x reader because I trust you all are smart enough to run from the fae...

The fae that burns Simon's mark off of you and rips half the tangled tethers from you is not what you would describe as kind. He seems angry, it feels personal. It hurts more than you expected. You think he hopes it kills you when he rips them out. You certainly feel like you're dying.

It happens quickly. The burn and then the tear. He says it has to happen like this so Simon can't get to you in time, you don't know enough to say he's wrong, but the way he looks at you draws you back to thinking this is a personal pain for him.

"I have a friend," he tells you, "She'll get you somewhere safe." But what you think he means is that she'll keep tabs on you. Ensure that you're somewhere this fae can reach you for payment. This is a serious debt you've incurred and if there's anything you've learned about names its that "Price" must be a threat as well as a nickname.

You think of Ghost, of the mask and the insidious magic he worked on you without regard for your feelings. The ways he kept you docile and stupid, never knowing whether it was him making you forget or if you were truly losing it. The thought that it might be your mind failing you still hadn't left.

He was always so kind, but it was an act, specialized to trap you. Whatever he wanted with you, he'd shown himself one too many times, chased you too hard, tapped you until you felt like you were losing yourself to him.

Your skin is quiet as you follow Price through his home, through the strange door that leads to a silent snowy landscape. The warmth of summer is long gone here. Harsh reality has taken its place. It's strange how you can feel disquieted by normal. Ghost's shadow had never truly settled in you. You'd been holding on too tightly to your freedom you suppose.

You have your name back, at least, as you trudge through the snow, following your silent companion. Well, you suppose Price has your name now too, debts and all that. He turns a hard right and the trees start to slowly regain their color, the snow giving way to green grass and clover.

"Any life you create with the freedom I've given you is mine." Price explains, you nod like you understand. It sounds like a big ask, you don't really have the wiggle room to haggle. You don't really understand how all these debts work, which is exactly how you ended up in this situation.

"Who's your friend?" You switch topics, not wanting to discuss the finer details of your deal with the devil.

"You can trust her." That isn't what you asked, but you suppose it's as good as you'll get.

"She got a name?"

"Laswell."

"Is it her name?"

"Is now." Price hums, his hand slides along your back and guides you forward. You haven't been walking long but your feet feel like they're starting to blister as you hit some perimeter and pass through.

You're steered towards another door, a small fenced garden with a gate overgrown with vines. Price raps his knuckles against the wall and waits.

You don't know this man well enough to make conversation, and he doesn't seem to like you besides, so silence lapses. You both watch the wooden door in the other side of the garden, the one attached to the neat brick house. It opens after what feels like a long moment, a woman in a sleek ponytail stares at the two of you before crossing the distance.

"What's this?" She asks Price, all but ignoring you.

"Ghost's new ex."

-

Laswell is nice. Nice enough at least. You think she sort of... resents having to look after you. The check-ins feel forced, cold, they're a chore that you don't think either of you want to deal with.

For freedom from one fae you sure feel imprisoned by another. How you're supposed to build a life out of this you don't know. It doesn't feel like anything anyone would want as payment, fae or no. Your world consists of your work and your home. Your isolation follows you like a specter of your relationship with Ghost. The tethers that are left make you feel cold, there's deep empty hole in your soul where the tethers were ripped free and you hope every day to find something to fill it. You feel hollow. You thought you'd feel better, you have your freedom, Price hasn't come looking for payment, what more could you want?

You find yourself thinking of your boogeyman. The way he touched you, the way he talked to you, you think of the fear as often as you think of the infatuation. You hesitate to call it love. You don't know if Ghost knows how to love someone. You think about it though, in the wee hours of the morning. You think about how badly you both wanted it to be love.

Price assured you, you'd be safe. Laswell assured you, you are safe. Even the tethers still tying you to Ghost have no pull if he doesn't know where you are. But you'd know Simon blind.

You know as soon as he sets foot in the little Cafe, you don't even have to look up from filling the order. His presence in the doorway draws stares from the other custoners, something you never saw him deal with when you were together. When you look at him it's like you never left. His eyes burn into yours, and your heart clenches, the pathetic leftover tethers giving their best effort at lighting up. He looks bad, worn, like he's been wrung out and left to dry.

You tell your coworker you're taking a break and go to call Laswell. It's all you can think to do. You already know the room when you open the back room door. The hard wood floors and velvet drapes so out of place. An invitation. You close the door, and Ghost's hand closes over yours on the handle. His forehead drops against your shoulder, you wonder when the last time he slept was.

"You left," he tells you, as if you don't already know. He doesn't sound anything, you'd almost hoped he'd be angry if he ever found you. This is so much worse.

"I had to," you whisper, "you would've killed me."

"I'll get it right this time," you press your forehead to the backroom door, and squeeze your eyes shut, "I promise."

#simon ghost riley #cod x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #simon ghost x reader #ghost mw2 #cod ghost #cod x y/n #ghost mwii #x reader #in all seriousness Ghost would straight up kill his darling if they left him #ripping the tethers out woukd kill at least one of them #which is why Price was so mad he didnt want ghost to die #and he was looking st the tethers knowing what they meant to ghost knowing what you must mean to ghost #and he hated you for leaving one of his dearedt friends #this is some real x reader shit #not canon at all people Love has no mind to leave but the reader is smart enough to try #ghost would hunt you to the ends of the earth i promise

[harmonysanreads]

Aventurine? More like ANGSTTURINE.

#thy brain is mush #on the verge of a breakdown #wtf was that ending #what on earth is even going on here????????? #i knew it was going to happen to aventurine but 😭😭😭 #was i prepared? kind of #did i still feel like my heart was being torn apart? yes #did i hated it so much but couldn't complain because this is written so well?? of course #does it still hurt? hahahahahahaha #seriously... i'm going to make sunday suffer don't ask #shaoji cooked so hard he cooked us all in the process #how do i even recover from this #if any of y'all want to cry with me plz #harmony suffers #hsr spoilers #hsr #harmonysan.txt

[spoopdeedoop]

hi um. can I add my two cents about 11ponds. to me they are geocentric. 11 is the sun, Amy is earth and Rory is moon but they are inverted. the earth is the centre of the universe that the moon and sun both orbit. it's not ment to be like that, its supposed to be the earth and moon are just a pair orbiting the sun that has many other celestial bodies orbiting it. but. for them it's the other way round. Amy is the centre of Rory's universe, he is married to her, the closest anyone can get. but just past him, orbiting them both is a hunge firey ball of power so incomprehensible he looks small, the same size as them, from the earth's perspective. he orbits around the earth and therefore also the moon, but cannot truly get closer to them because he will burn them up. he can only shine his light and warmth on them, for better or worse. and the whole time, the sun and moon follow the earth across the universe all bound together, untill the sun gets so big and old it swallow them both up, and he has nothing but his memories of them. um.anyway sorry for being so insane I hope this makes sense<3

HELLO?/.????????????????///?????///

#ohhhg my god. oh my god #falls over dead spewing blood everywhere #wwhgoghhh. whgfghknoh #nobody has to say anything ever again we have it. we have the most correct statement ever #WHAT IF WE ALL DIIEDDD #ty so so so much for sharing anon. seriously. this has changed my life forever #elevenponds #doctor who #answered asks #spoop speaks #sun/earth/moon symbolism save me. save me sun/moon/earth symbolism #WHAAAAAAAATH WHAATTT WHATW HWAT WHAT #please anon your insanity. is peak. i hope you knwo #SPIT YO SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[love4hobi]

It feels like a dream, to be honest. It’s been two days. Yesterday, I couldn’t believe that it actually happened. It didn’t feel real at all. But when I woke up this morning, my body ached all over. That’s when I realized that I really gave it my all. I finally started eating again after the performance. I can finally eat now. I couldn’t believe it.

j-hope In The Box (2023)

#bts #hoseok #jhope #hobi #btsgif #btsedit #jhsedit #userbangtan #networkbangtan #bangtanarmynet #dailybts #usersky #annietrack #* #12 gifs because they are all very important #i am always so proud of him but after seeing in detail just how much of his time energy blood sweat and tears went into this #i have a new appreciation for him thats somehow even bigger than before #he is seriously one of the coolest humble hard working down to earth people ive ever known of #i loved this documentary and its left me a million times more excited for what he'll do next #hope on the street is making a comeback!!!

[maythearo]

Getting sillier on the self indulgent madness i've fallen into

#i'm pretty proud of the backgroud and composition i think! not half bad! so anyways #that is the only thing yall should focus on. the color composition. the characters? pffft ignore them seriously look away they dont even #they arent even there #twst #my art #twisted wonderland #twst fanart #jamil viper #hell on earth i am (throws phone to the nearest wall) #oh and dont think im crazy for not knowing what color a ditto is cause it is somewhere amongst pink and purple #that i cannot differentiate so i just say it's pink. it's pink if i want it to be i can imagine anything

[hoe4him]

I wanna write a fanfic...

AHHHH.. IDKKK

#send help #jujutsu kaisen choso #earth 42 miles morales x reader #yoriichi smut #choso smut #sanzu smut #miles morales smut #miles 42 x reader #sanemi shinaguzawa #help #please help #pls help #seriously #what the fuck #respond

[frnkiebby]

these absolute babes~🎃

#poor ray looks so done #ik bby your rat terrier got into your adderall again #but seriously frank #he looks like he’s worn rays last nerve down to a frayed thread #the poor thing looks like he just wants to go curl up in bed and sleep for a thousand years #also #what on earth is frank standing in that is making his 5’6 ass tall enough to put his arm around ray motherfucking toros shoulders #seriously #ray monday #our precious ray of sunshine #ray toro #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcr5 #mcrmy #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem

[inessencedevided]

I think the systematic institutional reform needed in heaven and hell in season 3 should be accomplished by a union drive

It's organised by the lower ranking angels and demons for better working conditions, regular breaks and the right to fraternise with whoever they please

Eventually there's a meeting between the two unions to see how they can support each other's causes

Aziraphale and crowley are in a corner snogging (union solidarity)

#no seriously this would be so fucking funny #Aziraphale and crowley really did just give up the initial idea having been on earth so long that they actually know what humans are #but then it's really just lower ranking demons and angels #also crowley and aziraphale came up with the idea independently of each other simply bc of the hilarity of the moment they find out about it #good omens #good omens 2 #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens shitpost #although not gonna lie i want this now #if only as a fck u to amazon #good omens humor