#seriously tho dont take this post too seriously

[jamie-is-out-of-ideas]

"Tripitaka was abusive in the book" okay well, in the book Macaque committed cannibalism by eating one of Wukong's subjects, so...

#tw// abuse mention #tw// cannibalism mention #lego monkie kid #journey to the west #tripitaka #tang sanzang #lmk macaque #the six eared macaque #lmk sun wukong #sun wukong #dont come at me #/lh #seriously tho dont take this post too seriously

[cyphyree]

a lot of people here seem to put gio into the uwu baby category, and im here to notify everyone that giorno is a ruthless murderer who assassinated a high-ranking mafia officer with a banana in cold blood, and killed another member by implanting a piece of helicopter into his brain, transforming it into a beetle that chews its way out of said brain and then beating the man for seven whole pages of manga before throwing his mangled body into a garbage truck heading towards the incinerator... while being uwu baby

#dont take this post too seriously plz #im only half joking tho he's insane #not art #jjba #giorno giovanna #golden wind spoilers #cw violence #cw gore mention

[recallback-art]

Instead of doing school work, I've been hardcore binging Shadows Over Loathing. It's such a silly game but I love it dearly, it's so fun and I am gonna do a second run.

But for now, here's the dude I made on my first run! Cecil! They really wish they were anywhere else right now other than fantasy Boston.

#shadows over loathing #rpg #original character #recall draws #my ocs #fandom posting #i wonder if ppl actually do draw stuff for this game #its a stickman game so theres not a whole lot to draw but thats the beauty of it u can make shit up #like how ive made alphonse a fuckin jacked up freak in my head #its very difficult to take a character too seriously tho when their class is “cheese wizard” however #if i had better foresight id have done the jazz class #and i will when i replay bc i wanna do an evil run but i hope we get multiple saves bc i dont wanna delete cecil #im attached to them

[risingsunresistance]

you guys can have this too but only bc i cant stop laughing at "im gonna krill myself 📍 wahoo world"

#mentioned in-universe social media combined with fame status and this was the result JHDKFDK #dont worry about this hypothetical stan they didnt take it too seriously that's their banner now <3 #direct sequel to the chair post btw he was browsing squid twitter #i gave him a hoodie tho bc. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #putting him in various outfits like a barbie doll. and much like the actual game lmao #awa

[prophecyofgray]

being an active trans ally is like the single hottest thing a cis person can do im sry i know the bar is on the floor but i swear to god when a cis person goes out of their way to support and defend trans people i want to rip my clothes off. More cis people should go out of their way to support and defend trans people in fact

#i dont want this to be read as commending cis ppl for doing the bare minumum tbc #being a trans ally DOES make u sexier tho. i think thats a scientifically proven fact actually #so jot that down #anyway. dont take this post too seriously #it was inspired by the pic of david tennant wearing a shirt that says 'leave trans kids alone u absolute freaks' #and a nonbinary pride pin. Obsessed #david tennant sex now Who said that

[just-sp-in-inginthevoid]

This is so stupid but:

- the last time we saw Angel and Megumi, we also saw Tsumiki being awake (Angel might have nullified her curse and if so why would she if they didn't know each other ?)

- they both seem to like (love?) Megumi (how could she like Megumi if she has never met him even once before ?)

- They're don't quite look like each other BUT. It's the first time we see a vessel aside Yuuji and if you look at OG Sukuna, they look similar. So.. her appearance may have been changed (and it's been what, 2 years since Megumi saw her ? Like Saori, she could've changed since the flashback)

- gege doesn't create character who've no purpose to the story. Tsumiki's friend can be taken out of the flashback (since it was about Megumi and Tsumiki's relationship) but if she's being reintroduced as an important character..

#since 'Hana' is a vessel i think Kenjaku made a deal with whom-shes-a-vessel-to #i think it isnt an impossible theory #the one in the post tho #dont.. take it too seriously #jjk spoilers #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk 199 #jjk leaks

[bitegore]

is there like a curse you get put under when you decide that you like cold weather better than hot weather to never ever shut the fuck up when someone expresses a different opinion on the subject, or is that just a choice you are all making

#i really don't get it. i don't do this on posts about liking the cold #but every post about liking hot weather is FULL of people like 'ohhh but op have you considered it's easier to warm up than cool down' #as though a) that is true everywhere or b) we've never heard it before #first of all no it's not i will refer you to the years ive spent insomniac in the winter because no matter how i huddled i could not feel m #toes but second of all we fucking KNOW. we Know. we know you feel that way. It's not a secret we are AWARE. WE KNOW #no one's saying you can't like the cold but for fucks sake if you're not gonna say anything helpful what's the point of saying it #red rambles #i know i'm being a bitch this week but also i don't care. it's like fucking clockwork #every single time i reblog one of those posts i just wait for three or four people to tell me about how they 'can't peel off their skin' if #it's too hot. as though the only way to cool down is to take off layers #unfortunately i am not afflicted with whatever curse this is. sorry about your inability to shut up when you're clearly in disagreement tho #for the record i'm still housetrained and i have no intention of expressing this annoyance by going and bothering people who like the cold #you can like the cold if you want to i dont give a shit #but like. Seriously what the fuck is the deal with this shit #do you actually think that 'weh weh but actually the cold is better' is a unique opinion. approximately 50% of the people in any given place #will agree with you #there is absolutely no new complaint you can offer under the sun that will be fresh to anyone hearing it #as we have exhausted literally all of them by the age of like twelve.

[derpy-thebdayclown]

Info on Tiffany and Andrew ? This pannel has me intrigued. Also sorry if me asking you about your ocs is annoying

it isnt annoying!! i LOVE talking about my ocs i actually get so excited about these asks!!! i appreciate them deeply hehe

tiffany is in sewing & knitting camp, she’s your stereotypical angry goth girl character lol. she’s very snarky and sarcastic, but is mainly popular in camp because she’s “cool”. tiff loves knitting, she’s almost always knitting, it calms her down when she is mad (which is often lol). she’s pretty confident in herself except for 2 things, which is the fact she has a speech impediment and the fact that she naturally has curly blonde hair (😨, a secret nobody can ever find out /j).

anyways, she’s mean and a teeny bit aggressive if she truly dislikes you. which leads to andrew

andrew is music camp’s sole member! …which is unfortunate, because he sucks at playing anything. he doesn’t know why he joined, he was just excited about going to a summer camp. he’s an incredibly goofy guy. alas, everyone hates him because he is too silly… no, he’s just incredibly annoying and clingy. it bothers a lot of campers to the point where they cannot stand him for long periods of time, because andrew will just talk their ears off.

andrew has a big ole crush on tiffany (he has a crush on a lot of people) and tiffany HATES HIS GUTS!! so she’s constantly childishly threatening him or attempting to lead him to his demise. fortunately andrew seems to be allergic to dying, so he hasn’t yet!

#camp camp ocs #andrews my favorite lol #a gag is that the entire camp has tried to kill him. Cartoonishly. #kids always blame anything bad happening on him #hes fine! (hes not)(he’s still smilin tho) #andrew oc #tiffany oc #THEY ARE VERY CARTOONY AND IT SHOWS- dont take anything too seriously haha #tiff fun fact: she’s my only cc oc with no woes whatsoever #andrew fun fact: his voice claim is spongebob. #long post #ramble time with derpy

[devilfruitdyke]

its telling that every discussion about 'gifted kids' focuses on the gt program's effects on adults and not. gifted kids

#'im soo burnt out from being told i was smart all throughout school even tho no one took my real passions seriously': valid feeling #'anyway this kid checking out an advanced nonfiction book was soooo cute they probably didnt even understand it 🥺🥺' #< yr repeating the cycle by not taking 'smart kids' passions seriously👍 #i was told in kindergarten that my book about drugs (already scaled down for kids) (i want to be a biomed scientist to this day) #was too inappropriate. it didnt get banned or anything i just felt really embarrassed and alone #the message was basically that i could know things within the boundaries of the school system and nothing else #and then i did well at school leading to the cycle of overwork that dominates 'gifted kid' discussions #but the expectation of being Normal and On Grade Level led me to be like. oh no however shall i spell 'together' by 1st grade #tags dont relate a lot to the body of the post but still. children are people

[thesnivy123]

im.going to actually fucking tear someone to dhreds over this i am so mad what did fi ever do to you. yknow what fucking hell i bet if i shat on navi like everyone does to fi theyd be pissed even if i used the exact same goddamned fucking complaints everyone has about fi. nobody fucking respects her i swear to god its actually fuckign

i see fi and i see myself. i see me when inwas younger. autistic girl with a strong sense of justice wanting everything to go smoothly. and i see those assholes who would tear up pokemon cards in my face (not even mine theyd bring their own) just to get a reaction out of me. and. fuckigngjfjfhfncn i know its silly i know shes just a video.game character but she makes me feel seen and everyone hates her. everyone fucking hates fi. and yknow what. fine. fuck it. nobody liked me either but the other outcasts. And i had it lucky! i wasn't the butt of the joke i only had a couple bullies! and i still cant stand seeing people shit on this character because it bringsnback those memories and i read that stupidass headline and just see those assholes. and the paper scraps of pokemon cards on the floor that id always bring home and tape back together. fucking hell

#vent #i guess #its not super serious its just me liking a zelda character too much #seriously tho if you come here onto my post joking about wii remote batteries or whatever #i WILL block you #dont care if we're mutuals do not shittalk fi to my face I will take it personally whether i want to or not #i dont even remember most of my zelda lore i just. fi means so much to me #even as a little kid i saw this character and subconsciously knew. thats me. shes just like me

[ragingtwilight]

brain is playdough. barely slept bc scooter is big enough to escape his bed box but small enough to steamroll if u roll on him in bed

he is persistent on sleeping up here w us auagdjdjbd

he likes beside my legs and my boyfriends hair for beds

also he lays horizontally on the bed to take up as much space as possible

he is evil

#first night i got 2 hours bc i was too excited to sleep #now im having trouble out of stress even tho i have never been more still in my sleep aisgdbd #absolutely do not wanna close the box or put him in the bathroom #maggie is taking his scent well but not kitty #she turned into a demon bruh #my brain feel like deflated ball #he is extremeley cute and a lot more talkative than expected tho #he seriously looks like a doll #he is slightly bigger than my hand #bro is SMALL #he flops EVERYWHERE and is very clumsy with playing jumping and grooming #goofy ahh cat #will post pics soonish prob i am just tired and dont want to try and get good ones rn #my cats #venty? #tiredddd

[volfoss]

i feel like they are going to send me to weeb jail every time i have to explain a honorific in this guide

#twist rambles #like. solely bc i dont speak japanese. and so its something where im like going and noting when its an uncommon honorific/plot relevant but #im like ok. what if they kill me for this. like it IS important context to know how important turi is to everyone but im also like... guy #that is so scared abt this. like it IS important context but its like the juxtaposition of a machine translated guide but having cultural #notes/notes on the specific language used. like for me its just stuff i find interesting or is relevant but im also like ok... sorry i #promise im working so hard on learning jp so i can do better with guides in the future but its also like. a weird thing of like i feel like #an imposter even tho ive researched a lot of this in depth to make sure im getting things right. anyways the horrors of me having to be lik #please google translate recognize dono im cryinggggg #♟️ #dont take this post too seriously it is just anxiety abt it all lol

[cyan-glittermoss]

This crusty ass stoner tried to stole my nice lighter last night.. he asked to use it once and then played dumb and said he hadn't seen it.

The guy didn't knew the lengths I was willing to go to get it back tho... So I got it back. Please don't be that kind of ppl >:(

#my level of petty is to harass you for my lighter all night until you are too embarrassed #like seriously ppl dont do that #if you take a lighter by accident thats fine tho #this guy tried to pull that shit intentinaly in my own house? #naah #i get it it was a nice lighter but you dont steal it rrom the person hosting the party and putting down the kush #im still kinda worked out by this #vent post #weed #marihuana #also this guy was asked multiple times to return it by his friends #all round clownery level of bad vibes over a lighter... #crusty stoners #not cool

[sapphictito]

i sprinkled some of my sleepy dust to help cleanse my tarot cards 🫧this probably not in a cleansing spell but like. im workin with what i have 😂

#idk what im doin tbh #idk how to be a witch but like lowkey i do in a beginner way #but like its a vibe #first time doin a taror cleanse :0 #img #my post #also i be puffin my pen 😮‍💨🍃 #its a vibe yall #iykyk #witchblr #witchyvibes #aesthetic #wiccan #tarot cards #pls dont take me too seriously #i dont practice this all the time! #i do enjoy it tho

[cryptidofthekeys]

talkin bout Miz’s ‘’abundant manhood’’

and Byron why are you, as a man talking about another man’s manhood? Hmmmm?? Somethin ya wanna tell us bud?

#Chase liveblogs some wrasslin #wwe raw lb #pls dont take these posts too seriously tho fvhvjkdlgjhdfk

[arieswizard]

god. is there nothing as exhausting and boring as a golden retriever bf 🙄 like ik theres a lot to be said for openly affectionate and non-threatening men but also it wont kill u if he has a personality beyond being eager to please

#wizard mumbles #dont take this post too seriously lmao i am also quite probably a hypocrite and i just dont realise it #i am right tho