#send help pls

[joelsdagger]

it’s slut that old man out hours

OOOOOO BOY. 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

#yall i think im ovulating #send help pls #joel miller and his slutty hairy chest #and slutty veiny arms and big fingers #😮‍💨😮‍💨 #joel miller

[fyeaheddiemunson]

Not to be too dramatic but this has been me reading the teasers for Hoard and still having to wait 2.5 more months to see it

#joseph quinn #joe quinn #hoard #you guys are destroying me #give me a little more crumbs #the 🍑🍑 scenes...compare and contrast to Makeup. Thats the closest we've gotten to the peaches n cream #send help pls #im not well #i just want to be the not well i am going to be after finally seeing Hoard

[86espresso]

thinking thoughts rn

Thinking of you and Jack all cozied up on his teammates loveseat at a gathering. Both of you would be sitting at an angle where no one could see Jack slowly inch a cold glass up your bare thigh.

“Jack.” You’d hiss in warning; shivering slightly at the chill against your leg all while unable to deny the heat radiating through your lace underwear from the lingering touches and soft kisses he’s been pressing on your neck all night.

“Don’t get too loud, baby,” he’d murmur in your ear before pressing the cool glass against your heated core. A gasp would leave your lips causing you to bury your face in the nape of his neck. He would start rubbing the glass against your clothed clit in the most delicious way possible before pulling your panties to the side and coyly pressing it against your bare cunt.

Your nails would bite at Jack’s shoulders as you’d let out a soft whimper and look at him with unfocused eyes, your actions going straight to his dick. He’d pull his lip between his teeth, his eye contact with you steady and unwavering.

Unbeknownst to everything, his teammate would call out asking how the drink is; to which Jack would tear away his eyes from you and swiftly remove the drink, bringing it up to his lips and sipping, no doubt tasting the load of arousal you left on it.

“Tastes really good, amazing, thank you,” he’d say with a cheeky smile on his face. You’d punch him right then, if it weren’t for his free hand working its way up your thigh and teasing your folds, sending a jolt throughout your body. You would feel hot all over and he would sip on that fuckass drink while finger-fucking you to your orgasm.

“Oh, angel, tastin' you and that drink at the same time had me feeling something.” He’d click his tongue as you’d catch your breath. “Don’t think we’re done here, keep your panties off til we get home.”

Hell, this was going to be a long night.

bye ill walk myself off a building

#jack hughes #jack hughes x reader #send help pls

[casimirt]

The Good Omens fandom willing Season 3 into existence each night.

#it has been tormenting my dreams at least #send help pls #give me season 3 or give me death #good omens fandom #aziraphale x crowley #good omens #ineffable idiots #ineffable partners #ineffable husbands #crowley and aziraphale #good omens 2 #ineffable #idiots in love #renew good omens #good omens season two #good omens season 3 #good omens s3 #renew #give us season 3 #angel x demon

[moths-are-better]

legacy

I had a mental breakdown making this so it that’s why it looks bad

#I spent 6 hours on this I’m in tears #I’m soo tired #send help pls #wakfu #ankama #wakfu fanart #drawing #wakfu yugo #artists on tumblr #digital art #eliatrope council #yugo wakfu #wakfu nora #wakfu qilby #wakfu mina #wakfu glip #wakfu chibi

[katamite-cinaedus]

My most sane Jerma concept.

#digital art #fanart #jerma #jerma985 #jerma is insane #jermaposting #jerma fanart #jerma fandom #jerma posting #horror jerma #jerma horror #m&m jerma #yellow jerma #i watched too much twd #i became insane after s7 #send help pls #he is in my head #he whispers to me at night #he makes me peep the horror

[starrynightarchive]

@ all my mutuals. guys. GUYS. please help me. i need to leave tumblr till may ish but I am insane and have no self control so I keep coming back. I HAVE ENTRANCE EXAMS I CANNOT AFFORD TO FLOP SO PLEASE YELL AT ME IF YOU EVER SEE ME HERE. PLEASE.

i have no queued posts. if you see me reblog shoot on sight. the only place I'll be posting is on my poetry account but that too will be like scheduled. I'll check for dms there cause I opened comms but that's IT.

if anyone wants to say hi hmu on discord! watch me suffer live :D

#vi is fucking suffering #hopeful hiatus #send help pls

[lemonboyjosten]

thank you, you were amazing.

#zlibrary #zlib #aftg #you were a real one #all for the game #now where am i gonna download my textbooks from???? #send help pls

[pixlerelish]

Me: Watching "Kal Ho Naa Ho" would fix me.

Me: No wait-

#send help pls #It's My Life

[madebypointlesswords]

Merlin: I love everything about you <3 Arthur: even my family? Merlin: let's not open that door

#i have about 140 drafts and idk what to do w them #i cant just post them all at once #but i cant keep them in my drafts forever #send help pls #also yes they had this exact conversation multiple times in the show #just in different words #just you try and convince me otherwise #every time merlin said something like #you arent your father #that was just a rendition of this shitpost #merlin bbc #merlin #merlin memes #arthur pendragon #merlin incorrect quotes #merthur #bbc merlin

[whitneysboii]

It's so hard being neurodivergent and excited about this stupid rape porn game because I want to share it with friends?? people and like there's absolutely no decent way of starting that conversation and logically I know that but also it's like look at my favorite character but then the idea of having to explain what they're from or their universe or why they're so fucked up???? no thank you

#this stupid piece of garbage has me in a chokehold #and I love hate it #send help pls #dol #degrees of lewdity #text #mine #queue are lovely

[eddieswh0r]

Y’all know that look is making me FERAL

#eddie munson #joseph quinn #stranger things #eddie munson smut #stranger things smut #joe quinn smut #i am feral #joe quinn #holy fuck #i am not ok right now #send help pls

[sugar-starfish]

i'm so in love with this sketch

#psychopomp #psychopomp game #indie horror game #art #send help pls

[gunsatthaphan]

so,,,,,, tomorrow is really gaypocalypse day huh,,,,,,,,

#only friends #gmmtv #i cannot believe it #how is it here already #after 9 long months #I cannot #send help pls

[endlesslyanya]

i wanna fucking eat you alive

#send help pls #i wanna possess him lmao #mine

[colliecharms]

anyone wanna be friends??

soooooooo. . . would anyone like to be friends with me on here? i don't like to be needy for attention but i think having some friends would be cool & fun! :) a message, a comment, a question, literally anything i'm open to - as long as it's not inappropriate or offensive, i would be more than happy to chat! just let me know! xoxo 💕

please. . . i would really like friends 💗

#writeblr #writers on tumblr #ao3 writer #writing blog #jenna ortega #ao3 #writer #i need friends #making friends #lets be friends #anyone want to be friends? #pls #pls pls pls #pls help #i want friends #feeling alone #send help #send help pls #tara carpenter #scream