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rabidkoalasinmybloodstream · 2 years

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some headcanons about the golden era slytherins as adults: part three!

okay, so (i think i might have said this before) i have a really specific idea of the living arrangement of the slytherins and what their house looks like (literally what every room looks like and stuff, i’ve thought about this a lot) but to keep it short: they all live together (because pansy, tori, and theo have money problems) in a house that is (very much purposely) not decorated like their fancy mansion childhood homes, because bleugh.

so anyway, they all play that game where whenever someone falls asleep on the couch/on a living room chair, the rest of them pile random stuff on them until they wake up, and here’s how i think each of them would react to it.

astoria:

it wouldn’t take a super long time for her to wake up, but long enough that it would be funny.

she also moves a little bit in her sleep, so sometimes she’ll roll over on someone’s hand, and that’ll get tricky

if she fell asleep with shoes on, the others would put literally every single pair of shoes they could find in the house on her because you don’t wear shoes in the house!!

it usually takes anywhere between 3-10 minutes for her to wake up

daphne:

sleeps like a rock

literally, how does she sleep like that?

they could pile every single moveable object on her while laughing their asses off and she would sleep through it.

she could sleep through the apocalypse or world war III or anything. you get the picture.

if she falls asleep with makeup on, draco will put skincare products on her because he’s a petty little shit who cares too much about his friends’ faces

daphne doesn’t usually wake up until someone puts scorpius’s cats (whose names are obi-wan catnobi and cleocatra because puns) on her and they start moving around

(she is never happy to wake up to this)

“if you little bitches keep putting your random shit on me, i will rip your eyes out and eat them in front of you.” “how would we know that you were eating them if we didn’t have our eyes? we wouldn’t be able to see.” “get the fuck away from me.” “got it.”

usually takes somewhere between 12-45 minutes to wake her up. depends on how long it takes for obi-wan catnobi and cleocatra to be brought in

theo:

usually wakes up pretty quickly.

slowly enough that the others can get a few things on him, but quickly enough that it’s not that funny.

usually takes him about two-four minutes to wake up, sometimes less

draco:

either sleeps like an absolute rock, or a gust of wind would wake him up

like, sometimes, the second someone gets near him, he shoots awake and tells whoever was trying to put something on him off because “if you try to put anything on me, you’re homophobic.” “draco, everyone who lives in this house is queer. also that doesn’t make sense.” “go away.”

but then other times they could put obi-wan, cleo, every moveable object in the room, he’ll still be asleep. they could literally be sitting on top of him, and he wouldn’t even notice.

OH MY GOD, ALSO draco has the weirdest dreams ever, and he doesn’t move in his sleep, but he talks.

and that makes everything SO MUCH FUNNIER.

like, right as someone is piling random stuff on him he’ll be like, “square up, motherfucker. possums don’t scare me.” or something like that, and everyone will burst out laughing

can take anywhere between one second and multiple hours to wake him up (because sometimes they just give up)

blaise:

sleeps soundly, but not as rock-like as draco or daphne

occasionally moves a little bit

often wakes up because everyone else is laughing too loud, not because he notices the stuff on him

usually takes about 5-15 minutes to wake him up

pansy:

sleeps soundly, but is impossible to put stuff on because she moves so much

pansy is beautiful, but she is NOT a pretty sleeper.

her hair gets frizzy and messed up, her makeup smudges and she drools and moves and flails around, usually while making weird grunty-sleepy sounds

she’s the only one of them who will always sleep through the game because everyone gives up before they can put a single thing on her

scorpius (because i feel like he should be included):

doesn’t fall asleep in the living room often, but usually everyone else just lets him sleep, because, honestly, the sleep schedule of scorpius malfoy is so messed up???? like he’ll stay up all hours of the night to write a musical or learn about the invention of socks or the evolution of the candle industry or whatever

he also usually falls asleep on someone, like with his head on someone’s shoulder

sometimes they’ll try to put things on him, but usually he wakes up, notices, then goes back to sleep

and everyone is like, “😐”

“i guess he won???”

“but don’t you have to sleep until everyone gives up to win?”

“i don’t know. whatever. i feel defeated.”

usually takes him about four minutes to wake up (then, like, a second to fall back asleep)

#harry potter #slytherin #draco malfoy #fuck jkr #harry potter headcanon #headcanons #i do not support jkr #slytherin headcanon #draco malfoy headcanon #blaise zabini #slytherin squad #daphne greengrass #pansy parkinson #theodore nott #theo nott #scorpius malfoy #next gen harry potter #next gen headcanons #scorpius hyperion

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kiss-my-azkaban · 9 months

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A Cursed Child Theory: Albus was sorted into Slytherin because Scorpius was.

HEAR ME OUT OKAY!!

The facts:

The sorting hat will take your wishes into account if you feel strongly enough

Albus felt very strongly about not wanting to be in Slytherin

The hat wasn't sure at first: "He puts his hat on ALBUS’s head – and this time he seems to take longer – almost like he too is confused."

So why was he sorted into Slytherin?

Because Scorpius was sorted into Slytherin, and Scorpius asked him if he wanted to be called Al or Albus.

We know our boy hates people calling him Al.

We know he feels an intense pressure to be who his family wants him to be.

Scorpius' first instinct was to ask him what he wanted to be called. In Albus' eyes, Scorpius was the first person in his life to put his wishes first. PLUS, we can only assume that after the scene cuts the two had the time of their little lives chatting on that train journey.

So when Scorpius was sorted into Slytherin, a little subconscious part of Albus' brain went "if he's in Slytherin, it's okay if I am too" and that's why the hat decided Slytherin.

In the first alternate universe (in the original script) he's in Gryffindor. Why? There's no Rose to force him to try and make a friend on the train, therefore no meeting with Scorpius, therefore he gets put in Gryffindor because Slytherin now has no redeeming qualities to him.

Scorpius' kind lil soul is the reason Albus Potter was put in Slytherin.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

#cursed child #albus potter #albus severus potter #scorpius malfoy #scorpius hyperion malfoy #scorbus #albus x scorpius #albus potter x scorpius malfoy #scorpius x albus #scorpius malfoy x albus potter #hpcc london #hpcc #slytherin #harry potter #harry potter and the cursed child #fan theory

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all-too-random · 7 months

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Albus would totally name his kids those silly little contellation/star names. Not bc he's trying to keep Scorpius' family tradition or anything (although that is a plus), just bc he wants to spite Harry.

#Harry potter #harry potter cursed child #harry potter next gen #harry potter and the cursed child #albus potter #albus x scorpius #albus severus potter #scorpius malfoy #albus severus x scorpius #scorbus #scorpius hyperion malfoy

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yendts · 5 months

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on my scorbus blog i posted abt the hc where when you marry a malfoy your hair slowly turns the iconic malfoy blond too, like narcissa’s in the movies, and i’ve been dying to draw it,, plus the normal version bc i thought it was just as cute as a married scorbus spread <3 (also all pose refs belong to mellon_soup on pinterest i’m far too tired to make my own rn but i love all theirs sm)

#my brain has fully rotted back to its original state of them i’m sorry #actually im not #anyways i have lots of thoughts about this please ask me abt it #also james’ kid was completely random and made up ik in my mind he has at least three children but i dont have them solidified in my mind #but i saw that ref and immediately knew i wanted to draw uncle al <333 #i dont think scorbus would have children so they dote on and spoil their neices and nephews tons #they’re the cool mysterious gay uncles that travel and lot and bring everyone back gifts and also host fun sleepovers for the kids and #babysit all the time. like if lily and james ask someone else to babysit over them they’re offended #the idea of grandad draco is so dear to me however he can play grandad to james and lily’s kids whenever they’re at scorbus’ place okay #i should be done with my hc rambles lmao idk if anyone even reads them #scorbus #scorpius malfoy #scorpius hyperion malfoy #malfoy #scorpius #albus severus potter #albus potter #albus #potter #harry potter #hp #tcc #harry potter and the cursed child #the cursed child #cc #cc squad #timechaser #starlight

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blue--ingenue · 7 days

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the soft little smiles they save for each other 😭😭😭

#the cursed child #cursed child #albus severus potter #albus potter #scorpius malfoy #scorpius hyperion malfoy #scorbus #hpcc #scorpius malfoy x albus potter

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scorbuslove · 4 months

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The ADORABLE Jonathan Case (Scorpius - West End Years 3 and 4), James Howard (West End Draco) and Tom Felton (Film Draco).

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evawritesstuff · 5 months

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Albus " stay away from my man bitch" Potter

Scorpius" stay away from my man please" Malfoy

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the-luna-scamander · 5 months

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Scorpius is too pure for this World.

Is ist just me or has anyone else a favourite Scorpius actor? I mean there are so many amazing actors who portrayed him. But for me there’s just one specific actor in my Head when I imagine Scorpius.

#delulu #albus potter x scorpius malfoy #scorpius malfoy #scorbus #cursed child #harry potter and the cursed child #albus x scorpius #harry potter next generation #scorpius hyperion malfoy #the cursed child fanart #cursed child fanart #harry potter fanart #scorpius fanart

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hyperion-severus · 5 months

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i’ve been too busy to draw it but does anyone remember the headcannon that when you marry a malfoy your hair starts to turn their iconic platinum blond color too? and that’s why narcissa’s hair looks the way it does in the movies? well i can’t stop thinking about albus and scorpius getting married and scorpius completely forgetting to mention it and like a only a week in to their marriage Albus freaks out over finding “grey hairs” in a small section at his hairline and they slowly take over in cool streaks like narcissa’s but with albus’ wild potter hair. scorpius is obsessed with how it looks but let’s be real he’s always been obsessed with albus’ hair

#if anyone else draws it or even writes about it PLEASE TAG ME OR SEND IT TO ME #i’ve been thinking about this for literally months i couldn’t not share #scorbus #albus severus potter #albus potter #scorpius malfoy #albus x scorpius #harry potter and the cursed child #tcc #the cursed child #albus severus #albus #severus #potter #scorpius #malfoy #scorpius hyperion malfoy #timechaser #cc squad

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leiascorpie · 2 months

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fanart: steee.v

#harry potter and the cursed child #hp #hpcc #astoria greengrass #astoria malfoy #harry potter #cursed child #drastoria #draco malfoy #scorpius malfoy #scorpius x albus #albus potter #albus severus potter #scorbus #scorpius hyperion malfoy

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kiss-my-azkaban · 3 months

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#scorbus #albus potter #scorpius malfoy #albus potter x Scorpius malfoy #scorpius Malfoy x albus potter #harry potter next gen #harry potter #hpcc #cursed child #harry potter and the cursed child #albus severus potter #scorpius hyperion Malfoy

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hereforagoodtimenotalongone · 3 months

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i need to write a fic where albus and scorpius start dating but albus hasn’t told his family yet and they end up spending some of summer together and james proposes a scheme to do together because he feels guilty about not being a better brother to albus.

and james, being slightly oblivious, thinks albus sees scorpius as a brother and out of guilt and his desire to prove that he really does care about his little brother he keeps pushing to spend more time with him but it just comes across like he doesn’t like scorpius.

and albus, thinking that james hates scorpius, is super nervous to tell his family about them dating because he thinks james will be mad.

rose and lily know exactly what’s going on on both sides but neither with intervene because; rose doesn’t think it’s right to meddle in their relationships and thinks they should sort it out and; lily sees this as an opportunity to cause chaos.

hugo’s vaguely aware of what’s going on but is mostly interested in helping lily cause problems.

teddy is the only one who knows about albus and scorpius dating and james’ fears from the people themselves and is the person they defer to for advice. unfortunately for them, teddy has decided to play the role of “older sibling that encourages your worse impulses”

harry: the children are getting along really well actually :)

teddy, staring out the window at the children recreating lord of the flies in real time: yeah they’re getting along so well :)

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ellyzisweetheart · 2 months

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Albus Potter's strong point and weak point is Scorpius Malfoy.

#harry potter #albus severus potter #scorpius hyperion malfoy #scorbus #my opinion

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rewritingcanon · 3 months

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considering how attached scorp was to astoria, i feel like their relationship is HEINOUSLY under-explored by fandom. if anything astoria’s impact on scorp is just used as a minor plot device to give scorp some temporary angst in fics. which makes sense bcuz the cursed child play wasnt much better at making astoria seem like a fully fleshed out presence. but shes still there. yes, scorpius followed albus through time for him, but what was his first hope when coming back to his own timeline? was it about cedric? no, it was about her.

its not a leap at all to say that she was the person he loved most in his life at that stage, not albus or draco. she was his whole world the way only a mother can be, her kindness shines through him, her influence makes scorpius the character that he is and the personality that we love. and i feeeeel like fandom should be aware of that when writing scorpius’ character.

mmmm something something “when your mother is your first love you can search to the ends of the earth and never find any love comparable”

#‘when your mother is your first heartbreak no love will ever fill the void’ 🧍‍♀️😿#lol (dies)#also didnt scorpius canonically start harming himself after her death? or did i make that up?#i tried to double check but i cant seem to find that little stupid passage frm the bts book anywhere #so if someone has a photo…… plz dont gatekeep 🙏#anywayz justice for scorpius and astoria’s relationship seriously #astoria greengrass #scorpius hyperion malfoy #harry potter #hp #scorpius malfoy #hpcc #cursed child #astoria malfoy #harry potter and the cursed child #albus severus potter #draco malfoy #albus potter #rewriting

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beavillains · 4 months

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2024

This is Albus Scorpius and Rose's last year at Hogwarts :(

I should have drawn a Christmas thing but who cares '\_{"3}_/'

Totally going to redraw this next year.

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scorbuslove · 5 months

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Flirting Myrtle. Girl, that is a lost cause :)

#hpcc #harry potter and the cursed child #scorbus #scorpius malfoy #scorpius hyperion malfoy #albus severus potter #albus potter #cursed child #ccsquad #albus x scorpius #moaning myrtle #jon steiger #benjamin papac #hpccsf #harry potter next generation #hp next gen

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