#sauron was banished from being santa claus

[sauronnaise]

Legolas: Merry Christmas!

Gimli: Merry Christmas!

Sam: Merry Christmas!

Frodo: Merry Christmas!

Merry: Merry Christmas!

Pippin: Pippin Christmas!

#bad joke #cope #tolkien #shitpost #incorrect tolkien quotes #the lord of the rings #incorrect lotr quotes #legolas #gimli #sam gamgee #frodo baggins #merry and pippin #meriadoc brandybuck #peregrin took #I know christmas doesn't exist in middle earth #sauron was banished from being santa claus #the lord of gifts got it #k bye