#sammie speaks

[oops-innitt]

at least once a day i think of this photo of brett goldstein. the hair? the thighs? fuck.

#brett goldstein #roy kent #in my mouth #please? please? please? #i am gay #he’s so husband shaped #sammie speaks

[goodolsammie]

i am So Hyperfixed on COTL right now it's not even funny. however that crippling fear i stated in my announcement has kept me from making Anything About It because i know it'll flop and people will follow for the fandom and then get disappointed when i draw puppets or rayman and and andn i don't knowwww dawg

#cult of the lamb #rayman #sammie speaks

[sammiestudiesdrugs]

To everyone who follows me on storygraph and sees i've been "currently reading" anna karenina for 2 years now - 2023 is the year i swear this is the summer i will finally finish it

#wish me luck boys #my username on there is sammie_a if anyone wants to follow #sammie speaks #anna karenina #storygraph

[paybackraid]

GOT INTO MY GRAD PROGRAM YALL

#IM SO EXCITED #AAAAAAAAAAAA #sammie speaks #nonfandom #im actually so excited omggggggg

[zerosuitsammie]

I've been very absent from tumblr lately, I know. And I'm sorry. December is always a really hard and exhausting time for me every year. This year has been particularly hard. But it's January now and things will start improving soon. Give me a week or two and I'll get back to posting like normal. Love you all.

#sammie speaks

[evillasamuel]

i promise y'all i'm making a new silly, i just can't seem to get colors right? at all? check out my main blog (goodolsammie) if you want more regular posting teehee

#sammie speaks #for some reason #everythings been turning up darker than i'd like? #so i'm experimenting with watercolors for this next one #it's going okay

[themcuhasruinedme]

Hey y’all! Guess who’s back on!!!

God, what a whirlwind of stuff I’ve been through since November 2021.. my grandpa passed away that month, drove my Kia into the ground which made it unfixable come January of 2022, got an old 1998 Dodge Stratus off of Craigslist that wasn’t too bad but traded it in after only 2 weeks of having it in the middle of February, got a Jeep Renegade and have been making monthly payments on it, moved out of my dads house at the end of February/ beginning of March because of the car situation but moved in with an amazing guy (who I’m actually dating, btw), got out of my retail job and got a warehouse job but quit that after a month cuz of frustrations the company was putting on its employees and now work nights at Amazon (which I’m actually looking to get out of cuz it’s fucking up my sleep schedule sooooo much)

I will say that I miss all of you on here and getting to write but I think I have finally found some inspo and motivation to get some writing done and I couldn't be more happy

#sammie speaks #my life has been so crazy this past year #but I feel like I finally got some inspo and motivation to write again! #be on the look out for a super fluffy Bucky fic coming soon

[sammis-svsss-brainrot]

OKAY WAIT I SAW THIS POST AND IT MADE ME THINK OF LIKE-

Shen Yuan transmigrates into Luo Binghe, BUT Luo Binghe's soul doesn't exactly like... Leave?

Like there's that one really popular fic that always comes up on ao3 search results that I haven't gotten around to reading yet where Shen Jiu reloads into Shen Qingqiu's body and he and Shen Yuan have to work at being Shen Qingqiu together BUT LIKE CONSIDER THAT SAME CONCEPT BUT WITH SHEN YUAN LOADED INTO BINGHE'S BODY-

Shen Yuan dies, and wakes up in the world of PIDW, watching the events play out from Luo Binghe's perspective

It's a bit weird to get used to, getting used to watching events play out in this way, but he thinks he's grown so obsessed with PIDW that instead of watching his life play out before his eyes, he's watching Binghe's play out instead

But in true Peerless Cucumber fashion, Shen Yuan cannot stay silent while Binghe endures such abuse, and finds himself cursing out this shitty movie for Binghe to actually do something and fight back

Imagine his surprise when Binghe suddenly stops what he's doing and acknowledges Shen Yuan's comments that have appeared like a voice in his head

Cue mass confusion and panic and eventually Shen Yuan figures out that Binghe can hear him??? Somehow?? Similar to how I imagine Meng Mo will function in the future but Binghe has not yet encountered Meng Mo so he's very shocked and Shen Yuan is also very shocked

Cue Shen Yuan realizing that he's in a very unique position to help make Binghe as OP as possible without any of the trauma because uhh maybe without having a physical body, he doesn't get a System?

Meng Mo eventually appears and Shen Yuan gets a "physical" body in Binghe's dreamscape but by this point Shen Yuan has been doing such a good job of teaching Binghe everything he needs to know about everything, Binghe has already extremely latched onto Shen Yuan (and the shizun obsession begins once more)

Anyways, we basically get Shen Yuan guiding Binghe through the plot of PIDW and reshaping it to his making, much to the chagrin of Shang Qinghua, who very much still has a System and is still stuck trying to move the plot along

Cue shenanigans and things actually relevant to the plot, and maybe a cool mechanic of Binghe being able to pass control over to Shen Yuan at certain points?

And long story short it ends with overpowered Demon Lord Binghe sans the harem of so many women finally finding a way to get Shen Yuan's soul out of his head and into a body of his own

Shen Yuan, being super fucking oblivious assumes that Binghe has not pursued the harem because he didn't want Shen Yuan spying on his papayaing with his many numerous wives and turns to leave Binghe to a life in peace or something only to get wifed to Binghe himself

Bonus sequel fic ideas if getting his own body gives Shen Yuan a system of his own but because he's essentially an OC, his mission requirements are basically to fulfill as many wife plots or something lighthearted and stupid type deal

#svsss #luo binghe #shen yuan #bingqiu #bingyuan #shen qingqiu #fic idea #sammi speaks #fanfic #transmigration #if anyone wants to use this as a concept feel free to go ahead just tag me when you post it

[suncaptor]

I'm so sorry Sam girls but Sam would not call Dean "Dee" as a nickname. Dean isn't very nicknameable and Sam's not that nickname guy. Unfortunate I know.

#COMING OUT TO SPEAK MY TRUTH #if i've been an ass about this one before I'm sorry. #also I'm saying sam girls for part of the bit. i am a sam stan i prommy #spn #sammy #sam winchester #wank cw #sam and dean

[is-sni-ovg]

it's so funny playing through pathologic 2 and getting used to artemy's longest dialogue options being, like, two or three sentences maximum, and then booting up the marble nest only to see dankovsky going on for full paragraphs at a time for literally any reason

#man who cannot shut the fuck up. it's so funny why is he like that #sammy speaks #pathologic

[divine-draws]

cross posting a thread from twitter where I rambled about my ghoap family au: thinking of johnny bringing sammy on base for lunch with simon and when they show up simon is not in his office, he’s still out on the drill pad scaring the shit out of recruits. ghost notices the recruits’ attention goes to somewhere to his right and that’s about all the warning he has before sammy flings herself at his leg, clinging to the camo as she stares up with a wide toothy grin. it’s not the first time and wont be the last sammy sees of Ghost. she is far from scared of the mask. she happily babbles and reaches up, asking to be picked up. it’s also not the first time ghost had sammy out here with him, the last time she was strapped to his chest, and as such he scoops her up, resting her on his hip, before turning to bark more orders at the poor recruits. Sammy happily joins in giving orders, demanding one particular recruit sing the Incy Wincy Spider and do the dance. He hesitated and looked to Ghost for some direction who just glared down at him “You heard the lady,” he growled out. The recruit shrunk back some before complying.

#ghoap #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghoap family au #sammy #soap #ghost #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #post mwIII #speaks #not art

[oops-innitt]

i need what roy and jamie have (mutual obsession)

#royjamie #roy kent #jamie tartt #ted lasso #but seriously #sammie speaks

[goodolsammie]

Just Autism Things

i have not been able to draw, but i HAVE been able to play roblox for hours and hours and hours on end. also rayman and GTA. but mostly roblox right now.

#sammie speaks #actually autistic #autistic things #autistic experiences

[sammiestudiesdrugs]

20dop starting today bc i have so many assignments and exams this month

#sammie speaks #productivity challenge

[paybackraid]

Again!! Great episode!! That was so good I’m WEAK

#bb #bob’s burgers #the plight before christmas #sammie speaks #no the end was #deadly?? #im crying #that was amazing #four great episodes in a row #thank god s13 is picking back up

[zerosuitsammie]

Oof waking up at 2am for work is rough

#sammie speaks