#sadly they exist :\

[nelkcats]

Captain Phantom

Since the ghost invasion of Amity stopped, Danny had become close to many of the ghosts he was once enemies with, so it was not uncommon to find him attending Ember concerts or competing with Johnny.

Then, it was also not uncommon to find him playing with Youngblood, who was always up for playing pirates. The halfa knew that the ghost boy was lonely and not all ghosts paid attention to him, so he made sure to play with him whenever he could.

Of course, he and Youngblood noticed that they could no longer play in his home dimension (too much risk; as much as the adults didn't see Youngblood, Danny preferred not to risk creating a second GIW), so they chose a random dimension to play pirates. The halfa even invited more ghosts to be each other's "crew."

When everyone agreed to the proposal, they traveled through a natural portal to the new dimension, they wouldn't stay too long for it to matter.

Happy with the arrangement, no one noticed how the people in the "new" dimension freaked out at the sight of two pirate ships floating in the sky, everyone on the ships were too busy having fun to notice. Batman grunted at the thought of another magical stupidity in Gotham.

Determined to explore the strange phenomenon, Red Hood and Nightwing offered to use the Jet to get to one of the ships, to which Batman agreed. When they reached the first ship, they found a fierce fight between...aliens? spirits? None of the brothers were sure, but they all glowed in a familiar green. It seemed that the pirate ships were clashing.

Jason was about to speak to draw the attention of the people in the battle, but before he could a boy with bright green eyes, white hair and a Captain's hat on his head came, he immediately noticed them and shouted, "Argh! Intruders!"

Dick swore he saw a boy in a Captain's hat (the rival ship?) pouting and about to complain about something but he couldn't pay any more attention to the event because the "crew" circled them and before he knew it they were tying them up with ropes (also glowing?) and calling them "prisoners". Dick wondered if he would have to jump off the plank, while Danny hesitated about what to do with his "prisoners", Youngblood didn't appreciate people interrupting their games.

#dpxdc #Captain Phantom #Danny is a pirate #at least every time he play with Youngblood #Amity is no longer under attack #and the GIW doesn't exist anymore #but Danny would rather be safe than sorry #He wouldn't like to put the spotlight of his dimension on ghosts again #dp x dc #dc x dp #They ended playing pirates in the DC dimension #Batman is pretty sure is a magical thing #he called JLD #and let Dick and Jason explore #they were captured #But since Danny is the one that captured them is harmless #Sadly they doesn't know that #Youngblood is mad that they interrupted the game #Dick saw Youngblood because he has a kid's heart #Ghosts are playing pirates #Ember is with Youngblood and Skulker with Danny for example #Constantine would rather not deal with Infinite Realms #JL thinks is an invasion #it's not

[hajihiko]

Fashion friday outfit for a Halloween themed party I went to! Poofy pumpkin sleeves and my favourite tights <3

#Hajime hinata #An art #Sadly no pics of me in that fit exist.... love wearing outfits hate being on pictures #Fashion friday

[astrangergivingthestrangewelcome]

if you ask me there's loads of fun to be had engaging with the concept of Christianity as it appears in Bram Stoker's Dracula. In the novel's universe God objectively exists because crucifixes + holy wafers + hallowed ground etc are all very really weapons to use against him. Like. God is real, vampires are real + God has made vampires your problem. God is real, vampires are real + unsuspecting victims can lose their souls to them through no moral failing of their own. What in the world kind of relationships to God would that entail.

#sadly No Other Religions exist in this novel :/ save for that one Anti-Semitic caricature #dracula #dracula daily

[peaceandlove26]

silly… silly little dog

#anthro #fursona #SILKIE STILL EXISTS SHE DIDNT DIIIIE this is just me when im real #^ ootd from yesterday btw #i wore shoes though. promise #this skirt is one of my favorites because i think its just some random handmade thing #all the buttons (which i didnt draw sadly) are different shapes and all sparkly #and theres no tags #it’s fun!!!

[zeorigir]

Eddie Art Request: Eddie Gluskin If Murkoff Corporation and Mount Massive Asylum didn't exist

its either he still got caught but sent to a normal asylum and prison (if that makes sense) or not get caught and his ass still running free (get him some help)

anyways two version :D and thank you for the request !!

#eddie gluskin #outlast #outlast whistleblower #my art #outlast fanart #just an old man if that sill company did nawt exist #he is still misogynistic sadly... #i would spray him pepper everytime he's being miso

[esprei]

volo with togepi drip: sunglasses edition

#volo #pokemon volo #ウォロ #togepi #my art #a discord i'm in was posting more togepi clothes and things and i wondered if togepi sunglasses were a thing #sadly i can't find any so i don't think they exist #but volo can have some #togepi too! #they match #best egg dad and baby

[wildbasil]

group therapy (they make each other worse)

#gwyn ap nudd #edern ap nudd #blodeuwedd #arthuriana #mabinogion #pa gur #medieval literature #welsh mythology #artists on tumblr #digital art #alcohol cw #art tag #------------------------------------------------------------ #just as i don't think owain ap nudd exists i think gwyn godyfrion is gwyn ap gudd 😌 #ok hear me out though #there are lots of gwyns in medieval welsh literature and i don't think they're all gwyn ap nudd (sadly) #but my man gwyn godyfrion. look. “dyfr” means water. like in the word dyfriog (watery). and gwyn ap nudd is very much associated with water #rides the watery horse du y moroedd. has a little chat with gwyddno garanhir who's the ruler of a kingdom that gets flooded. #dormach's funny flipper legs. rival gwythyr is associated with fire. #and there's the idea that annwn (of which gwyn ap nudd is the ruler) is itself underwater. and so on and so forth #sims-williams (‘the early welsh arthurian poems’ in arthur of the welsh. 1991) suggests godyfrion as a place name. underwater maybe. #so if gwyn godyfrion is “gwyn from under the water” i don't think it's unreasonable to suggest he's in some way connected to gwyn ap nudd #“but dizzy!! gwyn godyfrion is mentioned alongside gwyn ap nudd in culhwch and olwen!” the answer is that i simply choose to ignore that #while we're on the topic. the ddylad in creiddylad = flood #ok class dismissed #anyway gwyn and creiddylad i am pleased to tell you that my irl name means “sea” 😌 i am one of you

[hellomxmath]

I finally found "the points matter to me.txt"

Made this back a decade ago. This is the point totals from "Whose Line is It Anyways" based on the US run from 1998-2007.

I just copied and pasted the list as is. So, here is the top 3 point earners with everyone else in the read more.

Chip Esten: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,002,000,033,000 Ryan Styles: 1,003,013,982,424.5 Colin Mochrie: 1,003,013,027,331.5

Kathy Greenwood: 1,000,000,071,310 Wayne Brady: 5,007,348,810 Dennis (Audience): 1,500,000,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,095,121 Hugh Heffner: 10,000,000 Brad Sherwood: 2,155,985.5 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Dayna (Audience): 1,002,000 Audience 1x12: 1,000,000 Italian-American Independent Business Men: 1,000,000 Whoever made Drew's shirt: 1,000,000 Jewish Defence League: 1,000,000 Estate of Cab Caloway: 100,000 Denny Siegel: 58,050 NAACP: 10,000 Marine Guy (Audience): 10,000 The Censor: 12,000 Drew Carey: 9,000 Laura Hall: 7,100 Linda Taylor: 5,100 Bruce Springstein: 5,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Jeff Davis: 4,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Stephen Colbert: 3,000 Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500 Colin's Wife: 1,400 Ryan's Wife: 1,400 Patrick Bristow: 1,100 Bald Guys (Audience 1x15): 1,000 Guy who burns Props 1x16: 1,000 Shaking Camera Man 1x17: 1,000 Larry the Camera Operator: 1,000 Men Jim (Audience) works with: 1,000 Wayne's Mom: 1,000 Everyone who has seen Ryan Naked: 1,000 Josie Lawrence: 1,000 Tina's Fiance (Audience): 1,000 People watching WLITA from Scotland: 1,000 Kris (Audience): 1,000 Margie (Audience): 1,000 Ryan's Chiropractor: 1,000 Amy and Christia's (Audience) Dress maker: 1,000 Robin Williams: 1,000 Katherine (Audience): 1,000 Micky (Audience): 1,000 Molly (Audience): 1,000 Roaches: 1,000 Diana (Audience): 1,000 Gloria (Audience): 1,000 Ann King: 1,000 Doug (Audience): 1,000 Karina (Audience): 1,000 Debra (Audience): 1,000 Girl who payed Ryan's Girlfriend: 1,000 David Hasselhoff: 1,000 Margret (Audience): 1,000 Bridee (Audience): 1,000 Valerie (Audience): 1,000 Ann (Audience): 1,000 Dude who Played New Recruit 1 (Audience): 1,000 Dude who Played New Recruit 2 (Audience): 1,000 Dude who Played New Recruit 3 (Audience): 1,000 Everyone else who is not listed but in 6x05: 1,000 Confused Man (Audience): 1,000 Lin (Audience): 1,000 Mary (Audience): 1,000 Matt (Audience): 1,000 Mirha (Audience): 1,000 Kathy (Audience): 1,000 Vena (Audience): 1,000 Andrea (Audience): 1,000 Bill (Audience): 1,000 Jenny (Audience): 1,000 Giselle (Audience): 1,000 Rachel (Audience): 1,000 Whose Line: 1,000 Anybody who knows who Bush Wack Bill is: 1,000 Carrottop: 1,000 Wayne's Wife: 400 People Sitting Behind Drew (Audience 1x13): 100 Hansel (Fairytale): 100 Gretel (Fairytale): 100 Kathy Kinney: 50 Chanel: 5.5 Dolorass: 1

Note: Only countable points are calculated here. No money and the like amounts or uncountable (ie zillions) points are included. When points were given in a range of numbers, the highest amount of points was added to total score. Points may be off by a few thousand. I have a life, so I multitask.

The points do not matter, but I did this anyways.

#WLITA #whose line is it anyway #I need you to understand I thought I lost this. #But no #it was like several nested folders deep on an external hard drive #Seeing it still exist made me so happy #I think there was a spreadsheet too but I'm not sure if I still have that. #It wasn't in the same folder sadly

[rangshi4ever]

CHAPTER 95 OF MY IN LAWS ARE OBSESSED WITH ME AHHH!!

You don't understand how happy I am even if it's just a hug I've been here since the beginning WAITINGG for this moment 😭

#my in laws are obsessed with me #milaowm #pereshati lapileon #therdeo lapileon #my in laws are obsessed with me chapter 95 #I WAS CRYING LITERAL TEARS #HAPPY TEARS #it's like a reward #i love them so much #the only slow burn everr #they make my standards through the roof this is the only romance ever #and i'm sad I'll never experience it because sadly reality exists

[olskuvallanpoe]

Bitches be like “I don’t have time for this” when “this” is literally unavoidable symptoms of debilitating chronic illness, but will say yes to every single optional task literally anyone asks them to do (regardless of whether they’ll even be able to physically do it at all) bc they’ll feel guilty otherwise

…it’s me. I’m bitches

#chronically ill #physically disabled #disability shit #actually disabled #it’s getting ✨worse✨ team #I’d rather not shower than not do that random thing a stranger asked me to do for them #high empathy #sadly #why do i feel so guilty for existing at all #i feel like a burden #but this shit is the real burden bc I have shit to DO

[starppleb]

Lonely broken child

"I have bad and good news," announced Tim almost falling into the room. "Start with bad news," muttered Bruse, taking a sip from the cup. Batkids tensed. Of course, a lovely morning when everyone (somehow) managed to all together enjoy breakfast had to be destroyed by some good-bad news. "I'll start from a good one," continued Tim "Bruce, you had more far family relatives than you knew." "And a bad one?" "They died and now their youngest son has no one to be with because another side of the family doesn't want to take 'sick freaky kid' in." 'Well, it could have been worse,' thought Bruce. "And his sister described his condition as 'walking dead'," added Tim. Jason snorted before his face fell with a frown. "How old is the kid?" Asked Jason with worry. "13." Jason choked on his drink and excused himself. 'Well, it can't be even worse,' thought Bruce. "And-," started Tim. "There is more!?" Cried out Jason from another room. "-And some people accuse him of being guilty in an accident in which died his parents." That morning is indeed quite interesting...

#dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #dp art #dp x dc crossover #dp au #dp #danny phantom #danny fenton #batfam #i couldn't choose which variation to post #so here they are #sick feral cat Danny #jazz wold have taken Danny but sadly a bit to young #no phantom but still a ghost #but because of Fentons carelessness #portal existed before Danny was born #and all the ghosts really like Danny #he's their little baby #just a little bit of ghost powers #and a ton of creepiness #Jason has an unreasonable need to make sure Danny's safe #like other ghosts #bats trying to figure out what's wrong with Danny #English my second language #and i dunno how to talk #this idea is just so eggy but i adore it #i want to continue the idea #but first i should actually know something about the dc universe #StarBart #StarBrite

[turndecassette2]

so I keep seeing ppl on other places saying tumblr is selling all 'content' hosted on here for some 'ai' ppl to train their models on? is this true? should I delete this blog just to be safe, not militantly anti-ai but the idea of some tech man selling my art for money bothers me a bit & feels like it should be illegal ha ha

#but then I've managed to rebuild quite a following here #will they at least say something beforehand so ppl can opt out? #god I feel stupid for even trying to exist online #but kind of nesecary for business #sadly

[funkyphonophorae]

yeah "character goes to their archenemy's house out of desperation because theyre severely injured and have nowhere else to go" is fun and all. but "character goes to their archenemy's house because theyre bored and frustrated and they dont feel they can be open with anyone else" is such a fun iteration of the trope

#funkys sillyposts #this is so specific i dont even know if it exists in any media outside of the singular instance i'm thinking of #oh well #ship dynamic #enemies to lovers #<- well. kind of. the “to” could always just be an “and” but sadly that isnt really a tag #sorry if you know what scene/pairing/show this is referencing. we're in the trenches together dw

[californiatowhee]

"shall we play a game, monsieur gavin?"

i drew edgeworth as gambit because both are pink. that's it, that's the reason

(yes, this means phoenix is rogue, and yes, it means they call each other "mon chéri" and "sugar", respectively)

#miles edgeworth #ace attorney #narumitsu #wrightworth #aa superhero au #citsiurtlanu art #// there's literally no reason for the bloody ace to exist in an AU where edgeworth and phoenix can beat kristoph down #// superhero-vigilante style #// but like whatever this is the only playing card with relevance in the ace attorney world lol #// sadly this dumb drawing does not even scratch the surface of superhero AU nonsense i want to do #// it's only the most nonsensical out of them all #// anyway i guess this is the closest i'll get to commemorating the release of the AJ trilogy ahaha

[geekdom2005]

I think people tend to forget that the reason Remus wasn't chosen to be the secret keeper for the Potters because Sirius didn't trust him.

At that point Peter wasn't chosen because he was the least conspicuous, but because he was the least suspicious.

All the order knew at that point was that there was a mole in their midst and Remus and Dumbledore suspected it was Sirius because he was a Black and Sirius thought it was Remus because he was a werewolf.

For both of them the rest of their kind was on Voldemort's side and the war had put them on edge.

That incident was meant to showcase the lack of trust in the Marauders during the war. It's meant to be a tragedy that in resorting to the prejudice and thus placing their trust in someone who was actually untrustworthy. You can't tell me James or Sirius were closer to Peter when they made the decision of who is to be the secret keeper.

#marauders #james potter #lily evans #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #im done #thank you for coming to my ted talk #Also as a side note for the wolfstar fandom (which I am sadly not a part of because of it's blatant James erasure) #what I mean is even if wolfstar was a thing when they were at hogwarts #it definitely wasn't by the time James and Lily died #i promise i dont hate wolfstar #just dont forget james exists #james can still be sirius' best friend if he is gay #why is this so hard to comprehend #sirius is gay #james is still his best friend

[ace--of--swords]

Hello!

I'm Alex, or Abyss/Ace or M (any pronouns) and am open for comissions!

Pricing

Lineart only:

Portrait: 15$

Half body: 25$

Full body: 35$

Any additional character in lineart: 20$

Some samples

Color:

Portrait 20$

Half body 30$

Full body 60$

Every additional character for colored pieces 40$

Backgrounds with some detail:

30$ extra

Some samples

Pixel Color

Fullbody: 30$

Additional character 20$

Samples

The Process:

Hit me up with a message for a comission with request and references.

I hit you up with a rough sketch, and if you ok it, half of payment should be sent to the kofi (which will be linked to you at this point)

Next step entails clean lineart here you can request changes in details.

Afterwards I will send in flat color where we can change up general palette. No drastic changes will be made unless we renegotiate the terms of comision.

Finally, finished rendered illustration will be sent with warermark. Second half of payment will be made at this point after which you will recieve image without warermark (signature will still be there)

Due to my phones restrictions with processing capacity, image resolution will not be much bigger than 2000x3000 pixels. 

Time estimate is 1-2 weeks unless life happens (but i will let you know if thats so)

I won't do: 

Mecha

Vehicles

Extreme nsfw (not sure? Ask. No judgement in DMs)

Terms of use:

The art is personal use only. Print it for yourself, make a phone mask etc. Comercial use is strictly not allowed unless we discuss it.

I reserve right to decline a request.

#comissions #artists on tumblr #dnd comission #sadly my meds changed and they went from 30$ per month to 120$ and it helps brain not spiral into dread of existance