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not-poignant · 26 days
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March 2024 Writing Round-Up
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Here’s the monthly round-up of everything written and posted in March 2024!
Here’s the chapters that were released:
Birthday Spotlight - Gulvi Dubna Vajat
Underline the Black 82
Underline the Black 83
Underline the Black 84
Underline the Blue 12
Underline the Blue 13
Constellations 04
The Nascent Diplomat 42
The Nascent Diplomat 43 (Augus+Gwyn Tier+)
Underline the Blue 14 (Augus+Gwyn Tier+)
Underline the Blue 15 (Augus+Gwyn Tier+)
Constellations 07 (Gary+Efnisien Tier+)
Chapter Commentary - Underline the Black 37 (Mosk+Eran Tier+)
Chapter Commentary - Underline the Black 38 (Mosk+Eran Tier+)
FANFICTION
A Stain that Won't Dissolve 33
A Stain that Won't Dissolve 34
Palmarosa 20
Palmarosa 21
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I managed a decent 39k words this month across 11 chapters. I actually wanted to do more (I secretly wanted to write another 4 chapters and hit a 50k+ wordcount which in retrospect is kind of nuts).
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On the writing side, I wrote across multiple stories: Underline the Black, A Stain that Won't Dissolve, Underline the Gold, (Secret Project), and Constellations.
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I’m pretty burnt out and working on getting my capacity back. I'm hoping to take two weeks off writing at the end of April, and we'll see if that helps.
I think burnout is something a lot of us are feeling and trying to learn how to navigate right now!
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I’ll see you all in April!
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silmsmutweek · 6 months
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ROUND-UP: ELVES (Pt. 1/3)
All creations are Mature or Explicit unless marked as *sfw. Please see work tags for warnings.
Amarië/Finrod The Law of Attractive Nuisance by @imakemywings
Anairë/Fingolfin I Loved You Once in a Dream by @imakemywings
Anairë/Fëanor/Fingolfin/Nerdanel Four is a feast by @ettelene
Angrod/Caranthir Hatred by @ettelene
Aredhel/Maedhros The Hunters by Anonymous
Beleg/Mablung/Thingol Into Oblivion by LadySternchern
Caranthir/Caranthir’s Wife post-breakup sex (that helps you forget your ex) by @swanmaids
Caranthir/Finrod Body worship and virginity by @i-did-not-mean-to
Celeborn/Celebrimbor tree-tangled by @i-am-a-lonely-visitor
Celeborn/Galadriel Day 2 by @tethysresort
Celebrían/Elrond  Podfic: Slowly And Sweetly Now by @lordgrimwing Two ficlets by @i-am-a-lonely-visitor Day 1 by @tethysresort
Celebrían/Gil-galad this is the winter of our youth by @thrillofhope
Celebrían/Elrond/Gil-galad  moonlight and starlight by @dwarrowdelf
Celegorm/Dior, Celegorm/Lúthien Day 4 by @elentarial
Celegorm/Finrod Underhanded by @polutrope The Hunter and His King by @cuarthol
Curufin/Finrod/Turgon her stranger flowers by @i-am-a-lonely-visitor
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arospecfanworksweek · 2 months
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2024 Wrap-Up
All right, the long put-off Round Five wrap-up! We had thirteen entires this year from four participants, and here they are:
Day 1 - Life Cabaret fic by @newwwwusername
Day 2 - Healing Company fic by @newwwwusername
Day 3 - Sunlight You Can't Take it With You fic by @newwwwusername
Day 4 - Nature Midsummer/Jersey fic by @newwwwusername Wish fic by @corelliaxdreaming
Day 5 - Serenity Dear Evan Hansen fic by @newwwwusername
Day 6 - Spirit Frozen fic by @corelliaxdreaming Sleepy Hollow (musical) fic by @newwwwusername
Day 7 - Free Day Our Town fic by @newwwwusername
No Prompt Mario icons by @mrs-luigi-vargas Apothiromantic heart amigurumi by @corelliaxdreaming Star Wars moodboard by @corelliaxdreaming The World Ends With You fic by @theriveroflight
Huge thanks to all of you. Let me know if I missed anything or there are any errors in this post.
Now for the issue of whether there will be a round six. I honestly don't know. Participation was down this year, and though I accept some of that from posting so late on my end, it was discouraging, especially as this has always been a very quiet event to begin with and longtime returning participants...didn't return. I'm also moving away from using Tumblr as a whole. So, as for a 2025 round, I won't say a solid "no" now, but also don't hold your breath. As always, sound off in the comments or send a message if you have thoughts. <3
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Coronation Round-Up
With the announcement of Charles’s coronation emblem and the recent “100 Days Till Coronation” social media post, I decided to compile all of the rumors and theories about Charles’s coronation for your entertainment.
None of these have been verified. All of these are allegedly and for entertainment purposes only. I do not subscribe to nor endorse any of these.
I’ll update this list with any new ones I’ve learned from now till May.
Camilla will be crowned Queen, not Princess Consort. (This has been around since 2005 when Charles was trying to get public support for his marriage to Camilla. Obviously, it was confirmed in February 2022.)
Charles will abdicate. (2017)
Charles and Meghan had an affair during the Sussex engagement, which will be exposed before Charles’s coronation, causing a public crisis that will cause him to abdicate.
Charles will remove Lili from the Line of Succession and bury it in the press surrounding his coronation because she was born under false pretense, i.e. not “of the body”.
Charles and Camilla had a son together who was born in 1965 and adopted out. The BRF is aware of this child, including Harry, who told Meghan, who is using knowledge of this love child to blackmail the BRF and who will leak or publish the details, causing Charles to abdicate before the coronation.
Charles will be crowned King Philip. (Busted)
Royal christening for Lili in Britain around Charles’s coronation as part of reunion PR.
Camilla to become embroiled in a scandal concerning her son, Tom PB, before the coronation that results in her children being excluded from the events.
Charles’s coronation scheduled for June 2, 2023, on the anniversary of The Queen’s coronation. (Busted)
Charles to abdicate monarchy before his coronation due to health issues related to his heart.
Middleton family to be invited to Charles’s coronation and given prominent placement in audience.
William’s investiture as POW to take place as part of Charles’s coronation ceremony.
Charles to allow Archie and Lili to keep Prince/Princess but no HRHs as part of coronation honors.
Charles’s coronation on June 3, 2023, at Westminster Abbey. (Busted)
Charles’s coronation will see a dress code of morning suits and long dresses, with robes and tiaras for working royals only.
William to have a scaled-down investiture, likely just a church service of some kind in Wales with just family and Welsh charities, no international guests and nowhere close to the scale of Charles’s investiture.
Kate will be pregnant at Charles’s coronation.
Harry’s public downfall/exile to be cemented at Charles’s coronation. Either worse placement than at the Jubilee’s service of thanksgiving or he will be “candled” in the public broadcast.
Meghan to copy/mimic Queen Elizabeth’s coronation dress for Charles’s coronation.
Charles to organize his coronation service to minimize or exclude Harry and Meghan, or their status/existence are not being considered in the decisions and seating plans. 
Meghan will not be invited to the coronation but Harry will be. Harry will refuse to go without Meghan and demand an invitation for her. Neither will attend the coronation.
Charles to establish Duchess of Edinburgh as title for the sovereign’s daughters and retire the Princess Royal title to be Anne’s in perpetuity. Announcement made as part of coronation honors.
Charlotte to receive Duchess of Edinburgh at Charles’s coronation.
Harry and Meghan will be intentionally not invited to the coronation. Decision will be by Charles.
Sussex divorce announcement to overshadow Charles’s coronation. Announcement to drop in the run up to the event.
Charles will tie Meghan’s invitation to the coronation to seeing and spending time with Archie and Lili; no kids, no Meghan.
Charles to abdicate in March 2023. Coronation on May 6th will see William anointed instead.
UK government to intervene with Harry and the BRF over his memoir and force uninvite to the coronation.
Meghan to publicly file for divorce citing irreconcilable differences if she does not get invited to the coronation. Expect an Amber Heard-like press conference.
No role for Harry at Charles’s coronation. (This is from Roya Nikkah who has been wrong before in the past with some of her royal scoops.)
Harry won’t attend Charles’s coronation because there won’t be a role for him and/or he was tipped off about poor seating placement.
Harry and Meghan invited to the coronation but Meghan refuses to go on grounds of her treatment at The Queen’s funeral (exclusion, being largely ignored, being blocked from the public broadcast by candle placement) and is forcing Harry to choose “me or them.” He will choose her and not attend.
Only the Waleses will be in robes and cornets for Charles’s coronation.
Harry to have public meltdown or tantrum in response to criticism of his attendance at the coronation or sidelined status during coronation events (including where his assigned seat is for the service).
Charles to offer a deal for Harry and Meghan. Miss the coronation and they can attend Trooping instead, with carriages and priority spots on the balcony for themselves and the children.
Tax issues for Harry and Meghan (similar to Wesley Snipes) because they didn’t set up the Archewell companies correctly, misappropriated donations and other funding, and didn’t declare their income. Details to come out in March 2023 and overshadow Charles’s coronation, resulting in un-invites.
Meghan’s use of a surrogate, and Harry’s knowledge of and participation in the scheme, to be made public in March 2023 and also implicate Charles, who will be forced to abdicate before his coronation to save the monarchy.
Meghan not invited to the coronation but will attempt to crash it by traveling with Harry to London for the event.
Harry’s attendance at and participation in coronation events, including the ceremony, is contingent on a public apology to the whole royal family and a public recanting of lies told in Oprah, Netflix, and Spare.
Harry will refuse to attend the coronation and instead be a commentator for U.S. network television because he needs the money.
Edward to get Duke of Edinburgh as part of Charles’s coronation honors.
Kate to wear the Girls of Great Britain and Ireland tiara for Charles’s coronation.
Kate’s dress for Charles’s coronation to be a McQueen rewear.
Andrew to be excluded from all coronation events.
Security camera footage of Meghan mistreating Charlotte to be leaked or posted online, resulting in the Sussexes being uninvited from the coronation.
Tiaras and balcony appearance for senior working royals at Charles’s coronation only.
Harry and Meghan to attend coronation, be sidelined like Beatrice and Eugenie - they will be demoted in the order of preference to sit and walk behind the working royals (Waleses, Anne, Wessexes, Kents, and Gloucesters), no tiaras, robes, or big jewelry loans otherwise, Archie and Lili excluded.
Charlotte to wear small tiara at the coronation or a kind of tiara-like headband.
George, Charlotte, and Louis to attend the whole coronation service.
If Louis doesn’t attend the coronation service, then he will attend the Windsor concert on 5/7 instead.
Harry to be brough to Britain in a Bond-like secret agent mission for 48 hours to attend the coronation. No Meghan, Archie, or Lili.
Sussex family to travel to London for the coronation. Meghan to throw big birthday party bash at Frogmore Cottage for Archie on May 6th and demand the whole family attend after Lili’s birthday party was snubbed. No one in the BRF to attend due to coronation priorities.
Meghan to try and overshadow coronation events from Montecito (like a birthday photoshoot for Archie), BRF to clap back with a new heirs photo of Charles, William, and George in regalia.
Meghan to wear Diana cosplay for coronation service.
Harry to attend Charles’s coronation service but will audibly and visibly refuse to support him during the service. Everyone will witness it.
Sussexes won’t attend Charles’s coronation and blame it on security lawsuits.
Harry to host Saturday Night Live on May 6th instead of attending Charles’s coronation.
No new birthday portraits for Charlotte and Louis this year. Instead, we will get coronation portraits of them in regalia a few days later.
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jtl-fics · 2 months
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1-31-24 WIP Wednesday Round-Up
Here is everything requested for 1/31/24 WIP Wednesday.
Math Nerd AU: 5 Requests
Fall: 07 - 08 - 09 - 10 - 11
New Kings AU: 4 Requests
Mania: 09 - 10 - 11 - 12
Smalls AU: 2 Requests
HTPXFI: 13 - 14
Foxhole Bake AU: 7 Requests
Week 1 Pre-Judgement: 03 - 04 - 05 - 06 - 07 - 08 - 09
Pretty Boy: 8 Requests
Chapter 3: 06 - 07 - 08 - 09 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13
Surely: 5 Requests
Chapter 1: 09 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13
Total Requests: 30
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52drabbles · 3 months
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January Drabble Round-up
January 1: "bare"
View by @anyawen
Chiaroscuro by @eleanor-is-fine
bare by @stilettochat
soft as diamonds by Drubbers
Heaven May Stone Him ch1 by @ploncc
heat wave by @phinniastuff
January 8: image of fireworks
Anniversary by @anyawen
fireworks by @stilettochat
a sure thing by Drubbers
Heaven May Stone Him ch2 by @ploncc
fireworks by @eleanor-is-fine
and there were fireworks by @phinniastuff
January 15: Cut to the chase.
Direct by @anyawen
attatched: draft script w/ revisions and notes by Drubbers
Dreamers by @eleanor-is-fine
Heaven May Stone Him ch3 by @ploncc
spilling tea by @phinniastuff
January 22: Snake Eyes by Mumford and Sons
Seek Absolution by @anyawen
Heaven May Stone Him ch4 by @ploncc
and the bandit will greet you in the night by Drubbers
Loaded by @eleanor-is-fine
January 29: Shifter AU
Assumptions by @anyawen
Turnabout by @eleanor-is-fine
Shifter AU by @ploncc
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Benthan Week 2022 Round-Up
Congrats on another amazing Benthan Week, everybody! This week has produced more than a dozen new fics and fan arts, as well as gorgeous graphics and a fab playlist. And it's not too late to contribute! Feel free to post your fashionably late works and tag the blog @benthan-week-2022 so we can share it, and if you're posting to AO3, add it to the collection over there.
If you posted just once--amazing! Thank you so much for finding the time to contribute. If you posted every day--also amazing! Your endurance is incredible and your (deeply burnt out from life) mod is in awe. If you liked and reblogged and commented on people's works--also, also amazing! You are the lifeblood of fandom.
To the folks who've been here since this event began, and to new friends who joined us this summer, thank you for participating, and we hope to see you next year for the fifth anniversary of Benthan Week!
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arcadefan · 1 year
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prinnay · 4 months
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Favorite art from 2023 :)
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excali8ur · 7 months
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When you meet your past lives but they're all ignoring you and freaking out over this one guy?
I've seen a few versions of this floating around with the different Leos and I wanted to have a go at doing one for Mikey. They're all collectively realising what a bus sized bullet they dodged by not ending up as messed up as Ronin
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why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:
decades of life experience
boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness
access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence
"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude
and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.
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silmsmutweek · 7 months
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ROUND-UP: AINUR
All creations are Mature or Explicit unless marked as *sfw. Please see work tags for warnings.
Arien/Eönwë Day 6 by @maironite
Eönwë/Gothmog Intercrural sex and wings by @i-did-not-mean-to
Eönwë/Ilmarë/Manwë Day 4 by @a-world-of-whimsy-5
Eönwë/Manwë/Varda Sublime Companionship by @cilil
Estë/Irmo Dream me awake by @cilil
Gothmog/Morgoth Day 1 by @a-world-of-whimsy-5
Makar/Meássë Day 3 by @a-world-of-whimsy-5
Manwë/Ulmo/Varda Sharing is Caring by @cilil
Morgoth/Sauron Dirty talk and lingerie by @i-did-not-mean-to Day 4/5 by @maironite A Dragon's Favourite Treasure by @cilil
Morgoth/Tulkas Forced Favours by cilil
Morgoth/Varda Incinerate by @cliffdivingsblog Art by @marimosalad
Ossë/Uinen Day 7 by @maironite
Uinen/Varda Day 7 by @a-world-of-whimsy-5
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atompowers · 6 months
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What I'm Reading: Poems on Climate Justice
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Divorce Rumor Round-Up
By popular demand! All allegedly, for entertainment purposes only. I do not subscribe to nor endorse any of these.
In parenthesis are when the rumors/theories first popped up.
Also, I won’t provide links to where these rumors came from as I do not wish to send any abuse towards those bloggers/forums/social media accounts, but:
Most of the rumors that are very specific and detailed, particularly those involving specific dates, tend to come from tarot readers, astrology blogs, and gossip vlogs from YouTube. 
Ones that sound wildly far-fetched and over-the-top (or tinhatty) tend to come from very vocal “anti” or “hater” royal watchers on all sides.
Ones that sound more “normal” or generally speculative tend to come from more “neutral” royal watchers and mainstream media/press.
Divorce rumors about William and Catherine
Meghan propositioned William in late 2017/early 2018 to create a crisis that would require him to divorce Kate and marry her instead. (2018)
Kate is leaving William and moving back to Berkshire with the children (September 2021)
William and Kate are moving to Windsor Castle under the guise of George going to Eton but it’s a cover story for a divorce. (September 2021)
William and Kate are married in name only (all but divorced on paper). Moved to Windsor to hide this better. (June 2022)
William to divorce Kate now that he is Prince of Wales and doesn’t need her anymore. (October 2022)
Kate to leave with the children over the lack of support from Charles and emotional abuse from Meghan. (December 2022)
William to destroy his marriage with Kate. (February 2023)
Divorce rumors about Mike and Carole Middleton
Carole and Mike are separated, not really married. Everyone knows. (May 2018)
Carole and Mike are secretly divorced. They appear together publicly and live on separate sides of the house to keep the divorce a secret. (May 2018)
Carole and Mike are in an open marriage since they can’t divorce because of Kate/relationship with the royals. Mike has an official girlfriend he prefers to spend his time with, a redheaded woman who often accompanies both Carole and Mike to royal events as a perk for keeping silent about the Middletons’ open marriage. (May 2018)
Divorce rumors about the Yorks
Sarah to give a tell-all interview to pressure Andrew into remarrying her. (October 2022)
Andrew to have another public downfall/hit rock bottom sometime during 2023 - 2025. This meltdown and the allegations of Andrew it reveals will cause Edo to leave Beatrice and they will divorce. (January 2023)
Beatrice will remarry after divorcing Edo. It will last and she will be much happier. (January 2023)
Jack has been cheating on Eugenie since 2021. They moved to Portugal to work on their marriage. It will not last and they will divorce. (January 2023)
Divorce rumors about the Sussexes
Sussexes to divorce before first anniversary. (Betting odds, May 2018)
Sussexes to divorce before third anniversary. (Betting odds, May 2018)
Sussexes to divorce before fifth anniversary. (Betting odds, May 2018)
The Sussex divorce will take place in wintertime, when it is snowing outside. Meghan will shock everyone with the announcement. Harry will be caught totally off-guard. (2019)
Megxit because Meghan threatened to leave and divorce Harry if he didn’t support her. (January 2020)
Harry’s diplomatic immunity as a Counselor of State will force California to send their divorce proceedings to London. Any of California’s laws dictating divorce proceedings or custody will not be applicable. (April 2021)
Harry to file for divorce or leave Meghan if his Counselor of State status is revoked because it conveys a certain diplomatic immunity that would invoke the State Department to move divorce proceedings to London. (April 2021)
Lili is a save-the-marriage baby. (June 2021)
Sussexes are secretly divorced. (November 2021)
Harry will return to the UK/BRF on the original half-in/half-out scheme after the divorce. (March 2022)
Harry left Meghan and bought an apartment in Turtle Bay, NYC, near the UN. He lives there full-time. (March 2022)
Secret Sussex visit to Windsor to initiate divorce proceedings. (April 2022)
Harry and/or the BRF to get full custody of the children after the divorce. (May 2022)
Harry will remarry and adopt more children after leaving Meghan. (May 2022)
Meghan to have a third marriage to a Saudi/Middle Eastern businessman and live quietly in the UK with shared custody of Archie and Lili after the divorce. No more children for her. (May 2022)
Harry and Meghan to divorce in 2025. (May 2022)
If Meghan leaves Harry and initiates the divorce, she will use Diana’s divorce timeline. (June 2022)
Harry will give up titles received for the wedding before the divorce so Meghan cannot use the titles post-divorce. (June 2022)
Harry will leave Meghan and blame it on a mental health crisis. (June 2022)
Meghan will leave Harry and blame it on his insulting/attacking the US Constitution. She will use the divorce announcement/timing to announce political candidacy or other political aspirations. (July 2022)
Meghan to appear on the cover of US Vogue as a condition of the divorce settlement. (August 2022)
Meghan will sell her private journals from royal days for profit after the divorce. (August 2022)
Meghan has moved out of Montecito and into the Beverly Hills Hotel to be with her new boyfriend. (August 2022)
Meghan’s new boyfriend is wealthy, connected, and white. (August 2022)
Meghan does not want custody of the children but will fight for it in the divorce. (August 2022)
Meghan moved back into the Montecito Mansion to create the illusion of a single mom with a playboy husband, who only has her mother for support, for her divorce narrative. (August 2022)
Meghan will work with Sunshine Sachs to tear Harry down the moment the Sussex divorce is public. (August 2022)
Meghan and Harry separated, on the way to a 2023 divorce. Harry travels frequently to the UK when it’s not his time with the children to re-establish domicile for custody fight. (August 2022)
Charles to accept Harry back into the firm as a full-time working royal after the divorce. (September 2022)
Meghan threatened to leave Harry if she was uninvited or sidelined during the Queen’s funeral. That’s why he was demanding she travel to Balmoral with him. (September 2022)
Sussex divorce to be handled in England. Meghan will be represented by a bulldog American lawyer. It will be similar to the Paul McCartney/Heather Mills divorce - as acrimoniously and with Meghan doing some kind of stunt that backfires. (September 2022)
Harry to leave Meghan by the end of 2022 in response to his stripped status at The Queen’s funeral. (September 2022)
Harry to get full physical and legal custody of the children in the divorce and live in Frogmore Cottage with them. (September 2022)
Harry to leave Meghan between October 15, 2022, - November 14, 2022. (September 2022)
Meghan’s threat in The Cut about not signing NDAs and having journals was a threat to Harry to stop him from leaving her, not the BRF. (September 2022)
Meghan to publish her own memoir about Harry post-divorce. (September 2022)
Sussexes had a private meeting with Charles while in London for Queen’s funeral to negotiate terms of the divorce, including timing and announcement. (September 2022)
Harry to physically, mentally, and publicly leave Meghan to return to the BRF by October 31, 2022. (September 2022)
Meghan will give an exclusive Oprah-like interview but not to Oprah, in which she pops off about “her truth” and how the BRF mistreated her during the jubilee, The Queen’s funeral, and Charles’s coronation. This will cause Harry to leave her. (September 2022)
Charles will not accept Harry back into the firm at all after a divorce. (September 2022)
Sussexes to divorce after Netflix and PRH book obligations end. (September 2022)
Meghan is cheating with a married man and wants to leave Harry for him but the new partner has said he doesn’t want a future with Meghan and it’s just a fun affair for him. (October 2022)
Sussexes to divorce by March 2023. (October 2022)
Sussexes have begun divorce proceedings and have formally separated. (October 2022)
If Harry returns to the UK without Meghan and divorces her, then Charles will pay back the remainder of the PRH book advances and sort out financial/legal troubles with Netflix. (October 2022)
A Sussex scandal will precede Harry’s divorce announcement. Both the scandal and the announcement will catch Meghan off-guard. (October 2022)
Harry and Meghan are separated. Harry will spend Christmas at Sandringham with the BRF. (October 2022)
Meghan to launch a PR war against Harry for leaving her at Christmastime. (October 2022)
Meghan and Harry have been separated since August 2021; Harry lives in San Francisco. (October 2022)
Harry left Meghan and lives with Eugenie in Portugal. (November 2022)
Harry went into involuntary rehab after a drug- and alcohol-fueled fight with Meghan following The Queen’s funeral and his public “demotion.” Courts forced them to separate and they are not allowed to live together. Charles will pay Meghan a huge settlement when they finally divorce to keep the court details sealed/private. (November 2022)
Sussex divorce announcement on or by December 17, 2022.
Sussex divorce announcement on or by January 23, 2023.
Charles/the BRF will influence Harry’s terms of the divorce settlement: they will allow Harry to return and have his IPP/security detail back, but he will not be a working royal and kept out of the public eye under very strict parameters. Meghan’s access to the BRF will be cut off and any attempt at a compromise that sees her coming back to London or attending royal events will kick Harry out of both the firm and Britain, and the BRF will take custody of the children. (November 2022)
Sussex divorce by March 2023. (November 2022)
Divorce/separation negotiations are going poorly and Meghan is lashing out via Kerry Kennedy’s criticism and the Kennedy Do-Good award. (November 2022)
Pictures of Archie on a Zoom call were leaked with Meghan’s authorization and indicate that she and Harry are separated, because Harry is the only one who demands and expects the children’s privacy. (November 2022)
Meghan has tapes, audio and video, of Harry being wildly drunk and/or abusive, which will come out in the divorce. Divorce will be acrimonious and messy like the Heard/Depp divorce. (December 2022)
Harry suspending his press lawsuits signals that the divorce is imminent and he is moving back to London. (December 2022)
Harry and Meghan to divorce when the money runs out and they cannot make profitable multi-million dollar deals anymore. (December 2022)
Meghan to leave and divorce Harry when America turns on her. (December 2022)
Sussex divorce announcement to come on the eve of Charles’s coronation, overshadowing the weekend. (December 2022)
The BRF intends to prove/accuse Harry and Meghan as unfit parents to take custody of the children during divorce proceedings. (December 2022)
Doria will testify on Meghan’s behalf about the children’s custody during divorce proceedings to help Meghan win custody; however, the court will question Doria’s absence from Meghan’s childhood and uncover something that will undermine her credibility, which tanks Meghan’s case for custody. (December 2022)
Meghan to leave Harry and use Spare as evidence/justification. (January 2023)
Meghan to file for divorce citing irreconcilable differences. (January 2023)
Sussex divorce to be epic, on par with War of the Wales. (January 2023)
Sussex divorce to begin after Harry’s book tour obligations end. (January 2023)
Harry has a pre-separation agreement in place with Meghan that protects him from all business arrangements and debts made during the marriage in return for silence on certain topics. (January 2023)
Meghan to announce the divorce after William and Kate announce a fourth pregnancy or birth of a fourth child. (January 2023)
Sussex divorce announcement between February 19, 2023, - March 21, 2023. (January 2023)
Sussex divorce to take place in California so Meghan can keep primary custody of the children and earn monthly alimony/child support from the BRF. (January 2023)
Meghan has created an extravagant life in Montecito so when she divorces Harry, she can argue to the court that the children have an exceptional standard of living, which the court will require Harry/the BRF to maintain with alimony/child support payments equivalent to current standard. (January 2023)
Meghan and/or the BRF to use Harry’s admissions of drug and alcohol abuse in Spare and the promo tour against him during the divorce and custody proceedings. (January 2023)
Harry to be placed under a 5150/conservatorship due to his addiction and other issues by the BRF or Meghan in divorce proceedings to show he is unfit for custody. (January 2023)
Sussex terms of divorce to include an agreement that anything of Diana’s (including trust money and jewelry) will automatically go towards the children and cannot be used or accessed by Meghan. (January 2023)
Harry’s dirt from California will start leaking in March as a precursor to the divorce. Meghan will be the one leaking and use it as threats to get what she wants. (January 2023)
Harry to have a catfish scandal on Instagram after divorcing Meghan. (January 2023)
Charles will give Meghan $50 million and generous child support to divorce Harry and return him to London. (January 2023)
Dirt on Meghan’s use of surrogates will be revealed during divorce proceedings. (January 2023)
Charles to be implicated in the cover-up of the Sussexes’ use of a surrogate and he will abdicate or be forced to step back in the fallout. (January 2023)
Sussex divorce in November 2023 (January 2023)
Meghan’s “revenge dress” moment will be related to the Hollywood awards season. (January 2023)
Meghan has a sex tape on the dark web, which will be published/leaked to the “regular” web during the divorce. (January 2023)
Harry will remarry in 2030 - 2031. Meghan will be a non-issue and won’t bother with his new wife. (January 2023)
Security camera footage of Meghan mistreating Charlotte exists and will be leaked during divorce proceedings, causing her to lose custody. (January 2023)
Meghan and Harry have been separated since late 2022. (January 2023)
Sussex divorce between June 2023 and September 2023. (February 2023)
Meghan and Harry are currently legally separated and “will they/won’t they” about the coronation is to keep news of the separation from going public. (February 2023)
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ftm-radio · 7 months
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[SCENE: driving back from my appointment]
dad: ...am I going to have to teach you how to shave?
me: uh yeah! at some point, lol
dad: hm. well I can show you the way I prefer, with mug soap and a brush, because the aerosol cans are just no. I showed your brother my way and he likes it a lot better too...
dad: [rambles for a bit]
dad: ...it's really just another chore, you look in the mirror and go 'ugh I have to shave soon' so it's just one of those things you do every once in a while
me, externally: haha yeah, I can't wait :]
me, internally: he's talking about this like it's no big deal, it's not weird at all,,, he doesn't mind the idea of teaching me despite the fact that he never expected to be doing this with me,,,, he's my dad and he supports me even if he doesn't completely get it,,,
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52drabbles · 22 days
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March Drabble Round-up
Can you believe 3 months of the year are over? 13 weeks of drabble prompts? It's SPRING? No? Me, either.
Fair warning - I've been up to my eyeballs in library book sale madness and FTH fun for the last several weeks, so not only were my drabbles late ... I'm not entirely sure that I've caught all of your prompt fills. If I've missed yours, I apologize! And ask that you poke me so I can reblog with them, or include them in next month's round up post.
Next month is All Poetry All The Time. This month, our drabbles are:
Week 10 - trope: dialogue only
The Masochism Tango by @phinniastuff
Inside Information by @anyawen
Heaven May Stone Him: Ch10 by @ploncc
Week 11 - word: 'lemon'
with a twist by @phinniastuff
Distraction by @anyawen
Heaven May Stone Him: Ch11 by @ploncc
love lingers in the logistics by Dubbers
Week 12 - image of a train
Travel Planning by @anyawen
Heaven May Stone Him: Ch12 by @ploncc
and yes, i am happy to see you by @phinniastuff
come back to bite by Dubbers
Week 13 - word: 'shoots'
eats shoots and leaves by @phinniastuff
Eden by @anyawen
Heaven May Stone Him: Ch13 by @ploncc
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