#riverdale cringe

[scarecrowgoat]

yeah yeah riverdale has witches and time travel now, but remember season three? here are some things that happened on it

betty sees her two baby nephews float over a bonfire and starts convulsing.

archie gets sent to prison, fights in a clandestine boxing ring for rich people to enjoy, escapes to canada and gets mauled by a bear, which starts his emo arc.

everyone gets into a dnd knock off called griffins and gargoyles, and when you get to the end of it, you "ascend" (die).

ethel muggs gets so brainwashed by the game she gets sent to a convent that also worships the gargoyle king and she ships herself with him (and jughead (in which she tells betty they're going to be a ship)).

all girls in town experience seizures when talking about the gargoyle king. this is later explained to be due to the city's water being contaminated.

penny peabody (actual name) who in last season betrayed the serpents and got her tattoo removed with a knife, comes back to try and kill archie, but jughead's 11 year old sister shoots her with a slingshot.

they do heathers the musical for some reason and veronica DOESN'T play veronica, she plays heather mcnamara. also jughead doesn't play anyone on the musical but he sings with everyone else in the last song.

kevin keller, this show's kurt glee, joins a cult because he wants to hook up with cute guys and gets his kidney stolen.

toni and cheryl get kicked out of the serpents so cheryl gives toni her own sapphic archer gang.

cheryl's cunty mom kills betty's serial killer dad in front of her and nothing comes out of it.

veronica, who hates her dad and wants her mom to leave his ass, gets extremely distraught when they're about to get a divorce.

also she manages a diner.

and a secret bar underneath it.

evelyn evernever, who introduced herself as edgar evernever's daughter, him being the leader of a cult; is actually a 30-something woman who has a condition that keeps her looking like a teenager and steals people's organs to keep herself healthy.

also edgar isn't his father, he's his husband

betty tries to prevent her mother to sell their house by burning it. the house ends up fine but still wtf

the cliffhanger of this season had archie, betty and veronica burning their clothes and jughead's beanie, and it's implied they killed him. this actually wasn't planned, as cole sprouse didn't want to film a scene half naked in the middle of a cold forest at 3 am so the writers improvised.

they had no plans for this cliffhanger btw, they intended to write it on the go for next season.

#riverdale cringe #i would tag it as riverdale but i dont wanna get hate #me 🧲 the worst tv shows ever put on cable #all of these read as hunger games simulator prompts

[macdennislongcon]

riverdale is lowkey the greatest show of all time. just pure unadulterated camp. they have homosexuality and floating babies and fake brothers that are also serial killers. and cheryl blossom. how could people say it's bad. don't you just wanna tune in and watch 137 episodes of the most insane teen drama ever made

#i almost dropped it while watching s1 but now that i'm almost done with s3 i am LIVING #every episode is a stream of lesbianism with cheryl and toni breaking up every two seconds and cult activities and other insane shit #what more could i ask for #riverdale #cheryl blossom #choni #beronica #tagging this as beronica because i've just almost cried to a taylor swift fan video about them. i love being a cringe teenager #lgbt #wlw

[nightskyye]

with riverdale wrapping today i just wanna say even though it was a dumpster fire near the end i appreciate the earlier seasons a lot, they really kept me sane during a time when i didn't feel like it. and im like genuinely feeling so sad that it's ending, i don't even watch it anymore and im still like 'noo im going to miss this show 🥺' as if i even know why betty and veronica are dancing around in bubbles or whatever.

im going to miss seeing the randomest bts on the cast's instagram and wondering what in the world was happening this time, I'll miss the characters and mourn what they used to be, I'll remember the frankly insane lines to come out of this show (in case you haven't noticed, im weird, im a weirdo, i dont fit in and i don't wanna fit it, have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on?) and will be quoting archie everytime i get a hate anon (they're only hating cuz they haven't experienced the high's and low's of high school football)

i met some of the loveliest ppl through this show and I'm so grateful for each and every person <33 and as the town of riverdale goes to sleep for the last time i hope we can all remember what we loved abt it in the first place ✌️

#this got WAAAY too sentimental yall #no one call me cringe #i can tell i am #also still holding out hope that it was all jugheads book but yk 🤡 #bughead #riverdale #rvd #varchie #bugvarchie #choni #bugvarchoni #i love u rvd mutuals <33

[yantarnii]

dear screenwriters, a quick instruction

#i swear to g #any excuses to post about my son #eddie munson #if you understand this we both have been through a lot……. #stranger things #stranger things meme #stranger things spoilers #stranger things season 4 #i’m weird #CRINGE #i’m a weirdo #jughead jones #riverdale #riverdale gave me ptsd #this scene in particular was a masterpiece

[boxwinebaddie]

i'm so sorry, y'all. part two of the nsfw meme is taking me 9ever bc istg i cannot tell if the dialogue is cringe or not, i'm crying lmaooo.

#nina speaks #is that the ooc tag? #anyways like i really cannot tell what sounds like the worst phone sex operator ass wattpad ass pwp ever #and what is good truly #like i am in pain #tfw u cant post things bc u think theyre cringe #but if you dont no one can tell u theyre not cringe #i actually have an entire personal ask abt how to be confident in yourself and ur uniqueness and not being afriad to be weird #and here i am...avoiding my cringe #rp i know i promised i'd post mine if u posted urs i'm a lying liar who lied i am embarassed lol like what if its giving riverdale i'll cry #like I think its good but i wrote the worst two chapters of peppermint in the world before they were wiped from the face of the earth #anyways...i'm sorry if they never see the light of day i am fkn embarassed to be alive #also how the fuck do u do descriptions that arent horrifying? #i cannot use the word ~Member~ i will end it all #anyways...screaming crying throwing up whats new #time to *stas vc* lie in the street #me: guys is this cringe #you guys: literally not allowed to tell me its cringe or i'll delete my tumblr blog and both my fanfictions #amazing #this all makes sm sense! *bashes my head in w my laptop*

[starcrossedjedis]

lmao they were rookies together maybe it's their graduation picture - which would totally make sense for him to keep in his office - it's not like it's a damn wedding picture, are y'all really that insecure about shit like that? Oof 🤣

#chenford #the rookie #that's not riverdale or what ever teen flick is bringing out the worst in ppl rn #making grown ass people act like fucking 16yos is exactly why I nope out of so man fics these days #(but sure ppl >30 in fandom spaces are cringe... alas that's a whole different can of worms) #and I'm not done shaking my head at this one

[elinorapologist]

okay i stopped watching riverdale after season 4 can someone tell me what the ABSOLUTE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH BETTY AND VERONICA

#i saw a gifset of them kissing??? #and not that cringe ass kiss from season 1 #like a real kiss #but riverdale does randomly go into aus so i dont know what to think of it #beronica #yknow i never really shipped them when i watched #but that was cause i was certain the writers would never go there and i didnt want to cause myself pain #but like #lili reinhart really went in on the scenes i saw just like with looks and shit #im just losing my mind like what is the context of this shit theres no way #anyway somebody please for the love of GOD explain why betty and veronica were making out on my dash #riverdale

[rustystars]

jabitha romantic psychological thriller. opens with the two of them on the road, driving from town to town chasing mysteries. she drives, he writes. she keeps hitting birds. they're making a map of diners in the area based on how good their milkshakes are. archie's pissed & won't call them. jughead keeps repeating himself. new greasy spoon but the waitress already knows them. blood on the tires. they call & no one picks up. he swears they've been here before. he's better at sign than he used to be. his hands know the movements. there's a star in the sky and they're back on the road. they've been here before. she says she'll handle the birds, just stay in the car, head in your hands. she drags rafael's newest body off the road. they've been here before because they can't leave: they can have a lifetime together in a timeloop, but if he remembers they'll have to go back home. so he can't figure it out. riverdale loses a second for their every hour. rafael's got wings of a bird & a deadline to meet & a comet looming closer, closer. no one notices they're gone so long as they keep on driving. a day infinitum. a lifetime together. so long as she keeps resetting & pressing her foot to the pedal. so long as he never remembers.

#riverdale #jabitha #told from. tabitha's perspective. only slowly revealed that SHE'S the one that trapped them in the loop #out of grief over losing riverdale... she doesnt wanna die she wants to live! she wants jug to live! #forget that her powers are confined to rhe diner. theyre Everywhere now #i imaginr theyre just cycling through the same couple towns. same couple dozen diners. the franticity in her lies... #hes happy he loves her he just. cannot remember that the comet is beat. or he'll wanna go back & she'll lose him :( #meanwhile the loop is like. couple weeks theyre living while no time has passed at all in riverdale #rafael meanwhile is like tabitha come onnnn you know i'm in love with you. take your cringe fail boyfriend home #& she (grief crazy) keeps killing his physcial bodies so he has to go find a new one before restarting the argument

[knifefightscene]

Everything i have learned about riverdale is against my will and this clip looks so fucking bad that i experience second hand embarrassment just from watching it

#how does riverdale actors don’t die from the cringe

[iphigeniacomplex]

trying to figure out like who all in riverdale read homestuck. like besides jughead (obviously). ethel was peripherally involved in the tumblr fandom back in the day like she was not a big name fan but by god she was there. she shipped nepkat as a tween & personally i think calliope was a big moment for her ... cheryl deeply empathized with rose for gothic mansion strained parent-child relationship reasons and was on those forums defending vriska's honor like it was life or death. what do you think the spider brooch was meant to represent. toni. hiram. definitely donna but she will deny everything. i dont fucking know ... mr honey. send post

#it speaks! #i need other suggestions. i think homestuck WOULD have done something for betty but she never read it. sad! #riverdale #homestuck #<- for blacklist or whatever sorry homestuck nation but tbh if you think riverdale is cringe or whatever look inward is what i would ask

[macdennislongcon]

ngl i might've shed a tear when cheryl got rescued by toni and they kissed in that horrible church. no way this show is actually good and entertaining. but most of all it's gay

#in my defense i am 16 so i am allowed to be cringe #but arjhgejgqwrjjhg. YOU'RE NOT LOVELESS YOU'RE NOT A DEVIANT YOU'RE SENSATIONAL...SO TRUE...... #riverdale #choni

[dearest-lady-disdain]

he’s a 10 but he’s weird, he’s a weirdo, he doesn’t fit in and doesn’t want to fit in. have you ever seen him without this stupid hat on?

#iconic speech unironically so reletable when you're cringe and fourteen #jughead jones #riverdale #betty cooper #archie andrews #veronica lodge #cole sprouse

[lesbaurinkos]

archie really just is so impossibly dear to me is the thing. i see his face and am instantly like Oh... my pookie..... :) always makes me smile the way one would smile upon seeing the wide and kind brown eyes of a baby deer or other woodland creature. that's my best friend..!!!! i'll blow up the world for u in a heartbeat. no hesitation

#cheryl is my favorite character in that i think shes the most delightful char of all time and i ADORE when shes unhinged & cringe & perfect #but archiekins is my favorite in that he just makes me smile when i see him. he's dear to me:) #like oh... sweetie....... you are so fundamentally good........ what if we all exploded...... #how people hate him i could never understand. look into his sopping wet big brown eyes like those of an injured woodland creature #lesbians love to make archie their pursedog and i am no exception..... what can i say! #riverdale

[theeastgable]

every time someone irl brings up riverdale i forget that theyre not from tumblr and dont get that riverdale is a beautiful and intelligent woman

#oh you think this cringe dialogue sounds like it could be from riverdale?? no riverdale would have a tone of self-awareness and irony #any other kind of media would kill themselves attempting #how dare you... #riverdale #karris stuff

[laertesbean]

Love how as gen z we collectively made the silent decision to never talk about Riverdale again, I'll never forget/forgive the cringe that was "It's Sherriff Jones now, boy!" 😉

#gen z post #gen z humor #college memes #uni memes #riverdale #2000s kids #cringe meme

[causetheturtle]

Thinking about her on this day before the end times❤️

Me @ Veronica Lodge

#she’s so cringe I love her more than words can express #riverdale #veronica lodge #my fav girlfailure #camilla mendes went into that recording booth every time prepared to make history and that’s exactly what she did