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First MCC of the year and it’s on May the 4th why would they do this to me? Like guys I like any other sane person will be viewing the Phantom Menace in the cinema and then I will be watching Tales of the Empire I DO NOT HAVE TIME for Minecraft that day!!!

#mcc #minecraft championships #star wars #why did scar not alert them of this oversight?

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#the next step #tns

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IM LOSING MY MIND HERE.

at least Emerie is going to help Echo <3

#coping #star wars #bad batch

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bad batch eve moodboard

#2nd last bad batch eve not coping well at all #bad batch #star wars

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Girls when they travel the world and they find all the answers, everything operates on the unattainables, but they could’ve walked around the block cause all roads lead to home

Girls when you may ask why they want to torch their hometown and partly it’s bitterness

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Girls when you may ask why they want to torch their hometown and partly it’s bitterness

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Girls when they’re just a little bit heiress a little bit Irish a little bit tower of pizza whenever you see them so please be kind if they’re a mess

Girls when everything it seems they like’s a little bit sweeter a little fatter a little bit harmful for them

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Girls when playing with prodigal sons takes a lot of sentimental valiums and they can’t expect the world to be their raggedy Andy while running on empty you little old doll with a frown

Girls when everything it seems they like’s a little bit sweeter a little fatter a little bit harmful for them

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Girls when everything it seems they like’s a little bit sweeter a little fatter a little bit harmful for them

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Girls when they did go from wanting to be someone but now they’re drunk and wearing flip flops on 5th avenue

Girls when all these poses of classical torture ruin their mind like a snake in the orchard

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Girls when all these poses of classical torture ruin their mind like a snake in the orchard

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Just finished Succession, here are my top 5 favourite moments:

1. Shiv telling Tom ON THEIR WEDDING NIGHT that she wanted an open relationship

2. Logan doing the rich person equivalent of installing a baby gate to stop Kendall throwing himself off the Waystar roof

3. “You can’t make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs”

4. Kendall buying his kids a rabbit to try and make up for being a deadbeat (I’m sure Rava loved that) and then immediately inadvertently killing the rabbit

5. Roman accidentally sending a dickpic to his dad (as opposed to who he was meant to send it to - his sister’s godmother who he was in a kinky situationship with and it’s heavily implied his father slept with at one point)

#succession #tw: suidice

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"Hey how is it going?"

#star wars

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How come when Kendall Roy does a daddy issues fuelled rap performance it’s ‘prestige tv’ but when Veronica Lodge does a daddy issues fuelled cabaret performance it’s ‘cringe’?

#succession #riverdale #kendall roy #veronica lodge

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Adding this to my mcyt/Twin Peaks agenda

Btw I am obviously not comparing Zedaph to Leo, this is a Leo Johnson hate account, this is based purely on visual similarities

#hermitcraft #hermitblr #twin peaks

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Just started watching succession and these two fuck at some point right? Like they have to, I refuse to believe that these two make it through 4 seasons without sleeping together at least once

#succession #tom wambsgans #greg hirsch

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Sometimes I think about the fact that watching Joey Graceffa try to fuck a demon in the background of Lizzie, Gem or Katherine’s videos might have been some child’s first exposure to gay people

#empires smp #empires s1 #joey graceffa #lizzie ldshadowlady #ldshadowlady #geminitay #katherine elizabeth