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what if we ran away to toledo together to avoid a prison sentence placed upon you by your girlfriend's mafia boss father for a crime you didn't commit. and we were both boys.

#and my mother thought we were a couple! #Riverdale #jarchie

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yo wtf….twink ass…..

#this is the best a man has ever looked #<prev YEAH. #mac iasip #iasip

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at least we have jackieshauna

#yj #jackieshauna

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mistynat art dump!

#YAESSSSSSEESEAA #mistynat #yj

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some of my favorite recent tweets about misty quigley being the character ever (ft. mistynat)

#yj #mistynat

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jeffshauna is incredibly real, and this is because shauna could sit jeff down and tell him “jeff i only married you because you���re the last existing piece of jackie and me hooking up with you senior year was a desperate attempt to get as close to her in the most socially acceptable way i could think of which was already deeply fucked with having you cheat on her with me because i thought chasing after her would be worse” and jeff would lean back in his chair and go “whoa. that’s a doozy.” then after he ruminates on it in silence for a couple minutes he would lean his chair back and get up and rummage through the fridge and go “okay well it’s almost dinner time. are you feeling hot dogs or bratwursts”

#take notes men!! #yj

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I love them your honor

#ourgrgehrgrgrgrgrg #taivan #yj

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thank god we have women

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#:c #yj

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i go insane everytime i think about them

#LAURA LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #yj

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girl was DISAPPOINTED! me when my bestie doesn't act like a spouse

#yellowjackets #yj #jackieshauna #shauna shipman #jackie taylor #shaunajackie

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“Shauna won the idgaf war” she is 40 and still hallucinating her dead homoerotic teenage best friend…. She lost the war so bad she may never win anything ever again

#yj #jackieshauna

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⚠️ BEWARE ⚠️

the homoerotic girlbestfriend situationship CAN and WILL kill you

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yellowjackets literally saved lesbianism

#yellowjackets #yj

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SHAUNA SHIPMAN and JACKIE TAYLOR YELLOWJACKETS — 2x02: “Edible Complex” (2023)

#... #yj #jackieshauna

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when your circle small but y’all all crazy

#yj

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#and i say thank god for that !! #yj