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duranduratulsa · 2 years
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Up next on my Spooktober Filmfest...Ghostbusters (1984) on glorious vintage VHS 📼! #movie #movies #horror #comedy #ghostbusters #whoyougonnacall #billmurray #danaykroyd #HaroldRamis #SigourneyWeaver #rickmoranis #erniehudson #anniepotts #RIPHaroldRamis #WilliamAtherton #CaseyKasem #RIPCaseyKasem #LarryKing #riplarryking #alicedrummond #reginaldveljohnson #80s #vintage #vhs #spooktober #halloween #october
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crinkle-eyed-boo · 4 months
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Happy anniversary to me giving Louis the middle finger MillyPin and then him promptly stealing the concept for his merch but changing it to a peace sign, love you bestie.
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marciliedonato · 2 years
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i honestly think they should have pulled a Pedro II and crowned Diana in death instead of that ugly old cheating bastard and the nasty hag he cheated with and now calls wife....but maybe that’s just my portuguese ass.....
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ad-j · 2 years
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WATCHLIST 2022: Bee Movie
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asingleietsist · 10 months
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I'm not sure if I overdid this design, but I didn't have too much to change. I just added more to the canon one.
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Oh boy oh BOY. I've had so many headcanons for this guy!
First off, Bowser found him as is. His egg location is unknown and Bowser just assumed he hatched in the Kong Kingdom's jungle, since that's where he found him.
Bowser was concerned about finding a literal child with scars, a damaged tail and magnetic spikes. He seemed a bit too interested in explosives and caused a ton of flame related trouble with Bowser Jr.
Bowser had a check up done on him, since Kamek brought up that when they got called for meals, Iggy seemed to ignore him.
Because of his closeness with Junior, Bowser is definitely more concerned about him. Despite most of the Koopalings being pretty self proficient. Iggy doesn't mind too much, but feels like he doesn't get taken seriously by the King because of it.
Iggy had a run in with the Professor at a younger age. He found him with a broken shell and his spikes ripped out. It took a year to heal it completely and during that time E. Gadd decided to implant magnets to replace the old one.
The dude didn't really want to raise a Koopaling, so he let him go after giving him the equipment.
They reunited again once Bowser adopted him, which is where E. Gadd upgraded to the technical bracelets as a sort of reunion gift.
Out of the seven, he's the most reserved, not really there half the time. Doesn't help that he didn't grow up with them, but I think Junior helps a lot with keeping him in the loop.
Roy and Larry are literally such good designs, but I do have some things I'd change.
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singeratlarge · 3 months
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Desi Arnaz, Benedict of Nursia, Moe Berg, Ed Bournemann, Dale Bozzio, Larry Carlton, Karen Carpenter, John Cowsill, Daniel Craig, John Cullum, Eddie “Lockjaw” Davis, Maxwell Street, Jimmy Davis, Becky G, Rory Gallagher, John Gardner, Mikhail Gorbachev, Laird Hamilton, Sam Houston, Bryce Dallas Howard, John Irving, Jennifer Jones, Léon Jongen, Jon Bon Jovi, Orrin Keepnews, the 1933 film KING KONG, Papa Lightfoot, BarBara Luna, Madonna’s 1989 single “Like a Prayer,” Chris Martin, Gates McFadden, drummer-producer Tony Meehan (The Shadows), Method Man, Wolfgang Muthspiel, Lauraine Newman, Jay Osmond, Ethan Peck, Elvis Presley’s 1956 single “Lawdy Miss Clawdy,” Luke Pritchard (The Kooks), Dottie Rambo, Red Saunders, Dennis Seaton (Musical Youth), Shostakovich’s 14th Symphony (1969), Bedřich Smetana, the 1995 musical SMOKY JOE’S CAFÉ, Ludovico Spontoni, the 1965 film SOUND OF MUSIC, composer-trumpeter Derek Watkins (James Bond films), Kurt Weill, Tom Wolfe, "Théo" Ysaÿe, and the creative provocateur, poet, and singer-songwriter Lou Reed. He was the principal songwriter for The Velvet Underground and his solo career spanned 5 decades. 
Velvet Underground were not commercially successful but are now regarded as one of the most influential bands in the history of rock. Brian Eno said that everyone who heard the first VU album wanted to start a band. Reed had a deadpan voice that, for me, required forgiveness as singers go (though he did step up on occasion, particularly when he sung with The Blind Boys on THE RAVEN album). Eventually I connected with his noir fiction, transgressive “eyewitness reporting” lyrics and songcraft. He neither approved or disapproved of the subjects he sang about and, in the end, he just wanted to write catchy rock’n’roll. Over the years I’ve performed at least 6 Reed/VU songs—recording 2: “What Goes On” and “Sunday Morning,” on which I was joined by members of The Badlees (who did a splendid job in one afternoon). Reed himself commended our cover and promoted it on his website in the mid-90s. HB and RIP Lou.
#loureed #velvetunderground #sundaymorning #singersongwriter #bretalexander #thebadlees #blindboysofalabama #raven #edgarallenpoe #noirfiction #poet #guitarist #eyewitnessreport #johnnyjblair #singeratlarge #birthday
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thedevilinmybrain · 11 months
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a larry fantasy au where one of them gets hurt?
"You just had to fucking rush them, didn't you?" Harry grumbles, pushes Louis back against the boulder, reaching for the thick buckles on holding his tunic in place. Louis, for as much as he is a knight, never seems to be wearing his full armor, just his arm guards and a loose chain mail shirt against his skin. Harry tries not to stare at the way his chest hair is matted against the fine silver, the sweat clinging to him as Harry pulls the tunic down, gets to where the troll's sword had bitten into Louis' bicep.
"Well, I'm sorry Your Highness. But I truly thought your offerings of afternoon tea weren't working when the thing drew a sword on you." Louis snaps, rolls his eyes even as he hisses, attempting not to flinch when Harry uses his teeth to uncork the bottle of disinfection potion, pouring it over the wound.
"I wasn't offering him afternoon tea. I was asking if he would be reasonable," Harry mutters, watches the wound bubble around the solution, a thin trickle of blood oozing out.
"Trolls aren't known to be of the reasonable kind," Louis huffs, arches his head against the stone. "Thought you would have read about that in one of your books."
"I'll have you know," Reaching down, Harry grips the frilly hem of his dress, rips it along the edge. It's stained by the forest floor, but the lining isn't, and Harry uses it to wrap snugly around the wound. "Trolls and other wee folk have been known to be the gentlest kind of creatures. Once you give them something of a gift first."
"And what gift would you have given him?" Louis asks, eyebrow going up. "Something out of your purse? I don't think the king's coin is much use out here."
"No, of course not." Harry rolls his eyes, securing the bandage with a careful knot, giving Louis an unimpressed look. "I would have given him a truly rare gift. One sought after by men and magical being, of all kinds."
"And that is?" Louis is genuinely curious, even more so when Harry's face morphs into a light blush, his eyes mirthful. He really is lovely, rightfully nicknamed the rose of the kingdom, especially with the gold seemingly woven into the green of his eyes.
"A kiss, of course."
Harry gives a little laugh, flipping his long hair over his shoulder. He gets to his feet, dusting his hands off on the long silk of his gown, ignoring the now frayed edge as he goes back a few paces to collect their fallen packs. Harry has barely reached for his own when he hears Louis scramble up, hissing in pain but still in a fair state.
"Wait! Princess! You can't be serious. You would have kissed him? Him? Why?" "Why not? He seemed perfectly reasonable to start." Harry throws over his shoulder. "It's just a kiss. Unless, you have someone else in mind that deserves one."
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mochitraveller · 18 days
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Costumes.
I'll be thinking about making fantasy costumes for two Ace Combat characters, so I draw it and voila! NOTE: There are smol heads on the top left so you can see which character is going to wear it.
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Larry "Pixy" Foulke (Höllenfee)
Demon Lord's single-winged butterfly sidekick. Another Fairy Larry thingy, costume edition. Now with a few Solo Wing motifs throughout the costume itself with a crown that make him look like a fairy king (of Hell). Fairies and butterflies, even those with butterfly wings. Unlike the previous "Jigoku-no-Yousei" fanart back in February, the wings on this one is different, as I'm focusing more on what would a butterfly looked like in Hell. I wanted to make a different looking butterfly wings by giving it a rather chaotic look. Hellish butterfly with wings that looked ugly by humanity's eyes, but beautiful by the demons' eyes. The flowers stared back at the butterfly. You noticed that there are some flowers growing on his left arm (and one on his head if you look at top left of the image). Fairies may often pair with flowers or other plants, but since this is a fairy of hell, these flowers have eyes in the middle. The main purpose of the flower is to attract hell butterflies, not regular butterflies. If a regular butterfly looked at the flower long enough, it will die. Kinda dark isn't it? Humans were unaffected from this flower curse thankfully.
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Milosz Sulejmani (Lycantrope)
Vengeful werewolf of the night. Finding out what the word "Varcolac" coming from, it makes me think of Sulejmani being a werewolf at night. A warrior fall under the influence of power and greed. The direction of this costume is that I wanted to make him as some sort of a fallen warrior turned vrykolakas who seeks honor and pride that goes mad during full moon. Hunting for scorpions, are you? Being a half-werewolf he is, not only that he eats flesh (and livers) of his prey, but also hunting down some scorpions (including Antares) and rips them apart with the claw on his hands. And that's all for today. I don't know if I could make more costumes for different characters. But if I got some ideas rolling around, then I'll be working on it for another day.
[UPDATE - 18/05/2024 & 29/05/2024] Made some adjustments and fixes for each of the costumes.
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sailorsally · 5 months
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rip larry king, you would have loved replying to mr collins' threesome positive tweet
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duranduratulsa · 5 months
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Now showing...He Changed Our World: Steve Irwin Memorial Tribute (2006) on classic DVD 📀! #hechangedourworld #steveirwinmemorialtribute #steveirwin #RIPSteveIrwin #crocodilehunter #terriirwin #bindiirwin #RobertIrwin #johnwilliamson #RussellCrowe #wesmannion #camerondiaz #larryking #RIPLarryKing #kevincostner #justintimberlake #hughjackman #johnstainton #danielmcgahan #2000s #dvd
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Mario and Friends in the Mario Movie Premiere
Reporter Toad: Hello, Tonight we bring you live one the Mushroom Kingdoms Theater, To meet the main stars of the Mushroom Kingdoms long time heroes, The Super Mario Bros! Oh and here comes the First few stars and their guess now!
(In the middle of the Theater at the Red Carpet where Toads, Koopas, Goombas, Kremlings and So much Started flashing their cameras at Princess Peach‘s carriage as it stops to the carpet. The carriage door opens to Revel Toad in a tuxedo as he smiles and waves at the audience. Then they went whiled when the Mario Bros in their color tuxedos, Princesses Peach and Daisy in their color sparkling dresses and Yoshi in just a tie.)
Mario and Luigi: Let’s-a Go!
Yoshi: Yo-Yoshi! Wa-Ha!
Reporter Toad: Its the Super Mario Bros themselves and the your higness of Mushroom and Sarasa Kingodms with their other friends!
Princess Peach: Hi everyone, So glad that you could make it to the special night! Just remember that no matter what happens or whatever it doesn’t what you expeced, We should always respect its decision no matter who amazing it gets.
Princess Daisy: I THINK TONIGHT WAS GONNA BE RADICAL!!!!!
(Then suddenly they go over to the Hawaiian and jungle themed carriage a Kong‘s head as the crowd cheered.)
Reporter Toad: Well I be a Kongs uncle! It’s the Royal Kongs all the way from Kongo Bongo Island! King Cranky Kong and Prince Donkey Kong the Third!
(Cranky in his King outfit comes out of the carriage as he blocks his eyes from the from flash Photography. As Cranky growls in anger, DK jumps out of the carriage and jumps down into the Red Carpet wearing a classy and a bit junglish suit as he dances shouting,)
Donkey Kong: Banana Slamma!
Reporter Toad: Hahaha! Okay he’s getting a head start on his dancing in his Kong style!
Cranky Kong: Gah! Enough of the Flashing lights already!!! I don’t like it!
Donkey Kong: Oh come on Cranky, Where is your spirt of the…you in the film! This is what the people really came for! Me and my handsome packs!
Mario: Hey DK! You made it! Nice suit by the way!
Luigi: Yeah, I see you were ready for the movie as well too!
Toad: You go with that dances DK! Oh! Oh! Donkey Kong!
Donkey Kong: Oh yeah! You got my raps on!
Princess Peach: Oh hi Cranky, Glad you made it as well.
Cranky Kong: Not that I have a choice. I swear this movie make me fell like a king or else I-
(Suddenly out of no where, a special car of Bowsers Limo that jumped Cranky, nearly a heart attack which the stars and guess looked at it as more flashes of photograies. )
Reporter Toad: Speak of the devil…. Here is the main villain of the film.
(Then out of the their was a Para Koopa with a Blue Shell which it the General, dropping Boom Boom with feet first as the general has something to say.)
Genarel Koopa: Attention Maggots! You better start favoring and kneeling for the King because here comes the Royal Koopa Family! Big Hands, Open the limo doors!
Boom Boom: Who you a calling big hands you blue blur rip off!? But sure.
(Boom Boom then opens the limo door to reveal Kamek wearing his orange tie.)
Reporter Toad: Well here comes Bowsers Main MagicKoopa and here come the-
(Suddenly, The Koopalings came rushing out of the limo as Kamek steps away. Wendy was wereing her special princess glitter dress in pinkish red wearing a crown. While her brothers were wearing a specially shinning outfits with their own color and also wearing crowns.)
Reporter Toad: The Koopalings must be here for the film as well, They look good to be honest!
Larry: Wow! I never knew what was like to have our dad be a movie star.
Wendy: *Laughing of excitement* I know dear brother! Oh ho! Inmaend if I was a super movie star myself! *Laughing of excitement*
Morton: I wonder dad is gonna win in this movie? Not like that Mario have to ruin it like all the time for us! Speaking of this, Do you really think something special coming up when were in the sequel?
Roy: Who cares chump! I really want to know what their special weapons is gonna be there!
Iggy: Speaking of special Roy! I beat Luigi wont last very long inside! Maybe tell loss a mustache! *Evil Laughter*
Lemmy: Or maybe be force to be daddy’s personal jester!
Ludwig: Well just have to wait and find Out my siblings, wait till we get what we need and watch the film.
Kamek: Right this way your highness!
(As Bowser comes out of the limo, wearing his Mario Odyssey suit but black. He makes his famous roar as his so Bowser Junior did the same wearing the crown, red tie and Black Tailcoat.)
Reporter Toad: ITS BOWSER!!!! THE MAIN STAR WITH A MAIN VOICE!!!
Mario: Well, Well, Ready to throw hard ball on me tonight Bowser?
Princess Peach: Please don’t do something this time…
Bowser: Relax Peachie! Not tonight. This was all about fun! Romance! AND THE SUPER DUPER AWESOME!
Bowser Jr: You heard my Papa! Let’s see if the Super Star always put the upperhand hand on you!
(Roy comes in and high fives Junior as he laughs)
Roy: Nice one Jr! You ready to get schooled plumber! Because I know you are by my main paps!
Mario: The only thing your Dad is gonna do Is failing.
Bowser: We will se about that ya puny plumber, while your brother is just being scared!
Reporter Toad: Now without judges out of the way-
(Suddenly the photos stop as the Old rusty truck belongs to Wario Shows up to the red carpet. Then it apprease to be Wario and Waluigi just in their original clothes while Spike shows up in his Orange Tuxedo.)
Foreman Spike: Sorry I’m late, the car is just slow thanks to this Mario ripoff.
Wario: Well excuse me for not being an actual taxied driver!
Waluigi: You still be paying use money for this!
(Then all the main cast alongside their guests and audience just looked in silence.)
Wario: Wario Bros reportInv for duty, here to drop of Spike… Where’s money?
Reporter Toad: Opps I almost forgot! Right behind the Wario bros was the wrecking crew and boss of the Mario Bros… Foreman Spike!
(They all suddenly still silence.)
Foreman Spike: Really guys!? REALLY!? Where’s my cheer?
Donkey Kong: Hey Mario, do you know this werido?
Bowser: For once I agree, who is this looser? Do you know him?
Mario: Long story… Right before me and Luigi came to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Luigi: But do you think we should really give them this chance? After all, he didn’t have any appearance for so long.
DK and Bowser:… NOPE!
(The Cast, Guest and Audience except for the Princess and The Bros laughed at the Spike)
Wario: Waluigi, should we?
Waluigi: Good idea.
(Then the Wario Bros laughted at Spike as they go inside.)
Forman Spike: I HATE ALL OF YOU!!! CAN WE JUST GO INSIDE?????!!!!!
(Once settled in as the other began to get ready to get into their seats as a few audiences and others *Diddy, Dixie, Tiny, Lanky, Chunky, Kiddie, Funky, Candy, Pom Pom, Toadette, Kremlings Krew, King Bomb and King Boo* already inside and get ready to get settled in.)
Forman Spike: This is stupid! At least the Ape gets all the credit! What’s next a stupid reptile?
Krusha: Got a problem boI?!
Forman Spike: Gah! Nothing!
Donkey Kong: Guys! You made it!
Diddy Kong: Glad to see you to Uncle DK! We wouldn’t miss out your special!
Dixie Kong: This Movie is gonna be dynamite!
Chunky Kong: Let’s just hope I’m in a cameo.
Candy Kong: So DK, lets see how Grover you get?
Donkey Kong: *blushed in giggles*
Boom Boom: Thanks for holding my seat for me, I really need it.
Pom Pom: No problem, wants some gummies?
Boom Boom: *Takes the gummies* Sure.
Wendy: *cheering*
Bowser Jr: Should we calm her down? I mean, it hasn started yet.
Iggy: Nah, let her have her moments. It’s only a matter of time before she when into her room cries real loud while eating an ice cream tub.
Wendy: I heard that!
Princess Daisy: Everyone quite it! The Film is starting!
(Everyone then be slowly got quit, still eating snacks as the movie started rolling the film. In the last minute Luigi replys.)
Luigi: Mario, is this how we really got started as hero’s?
Mario: Well it’s sort of approximately how it happened.
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sitdownlapdog · 1 year
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Bloody Mary (Octogoblin) fanfiction -1-
Money
Au Where Otto and Norman still do what they do best… They have the ‘problems’ still but they haven’t met. Honestly just to get James to shut up and stop texting me about this song, and I have my own ideas as well, you dumb little slimy son of a-. Kinda love at first sight? Well not first sight really, more like love for two people who’ve never fully met before… But they know each other exists. Fluffy and hella descriptive. Nothing could be more described like the love I have for this ship. Pre-Smut… maybe I’ll write the smut in a different part…
Love is just a history that they may prove
Otto looked at the handsome man infront of him with so much love it would make anyone turn and say are they in love? But that was not the case… 
And when you're gone
Otto loved Norman so damned much, a simple look at the Green Goblin’s holder and he was on edge. 
I'll tell them my religion's you
How he wanted to tell him how much he loved the man, how he loved every flaw, every perfect thing about him. 
When Punktious comes to kill the king upon his throne
How he wanted to kiss that smiling face, “I’m kinda a doctor myself.” Wow, so handsome. 
I'm ready for their stones
This dance was gonna be when he was gonna tell Norman Osborn how much he loved him. Yes, today this stupid dance was gonna be either his downfall or his uprising. 
I'll dance dance dance,
Otto looked at Norman who was talking to some woman, but that didn’t matter, no it didn’t matter.
With my hands hands hands,
Why did he want to kiss this man? What made Otto so intranced with Norman damned Osborn? Where was the painful love coming from, was it true? Yes… 
Above my head head head,
But he loved Norman, he would kill for him, this damned dance was making him so hot, he wanted to take off his shirt. 
Like Jesus said
Norman looked at Otto and saw the tugging, Harry, Flo, Moe, and Larry where just having fun twirling about. 
I'm gonna dance, dance, dance
Norman walked over to Otto, “Otto Octavius…” Otto flushed “Yes sir that’s me” He looked at Norman and swallowed, the man was so handsome.
With my hands, hands, hands above my head
“Y-your Norman Osborn” Otto flushes “It’s an honor to finally see you in person”
Hands together, forgive him before he's dead, because...
“You as well,” Norman inspects the metal arms “Beautiful” he grunts under his breath.
I won't cry for you
The metal arms inspect Norman and then go back to twirling about and keeping people 50 ft away from Otto.
I won't crucify the things you do
“You know, I’ve had my eyes on you since I first heard about this transition”
I won't cry for you
That sounded amazing to Otto, Norman Osborn, watching over him… 
See (see), when you're gone, I'll still be Bloody Mary
“You have been?” 
Love
His heart was going a hundred beats a second. “You-” 
We are not just art for Michelangelo to carve
“Sir that’s a- a honor…”
He can't rewrite the aggro of my furied heart
“It is?” Norman Osborn looked at the burning face under him. “Is it?” He leans in with an evil smirk.
I'll wait on mountain tops in Paris, cold
What was going on now? Why was he so close? Maybe Otto was in the way of the drinks? 
J'veux pas mourir toute seule
He couldn’t move, “Am I in the way?” he asked softly.
I'll dance, dance, dance
“Hmm, oh no, your not in my way,” The man said “Taking a closer look at you,”
With my hands, hands, hands
Otto knew he would lose it, if he kept hearing things like this from the man infront of him. 
Above my head, head, head
“Your quite handsome…” Otto flushed a slightly darker color, the blood rushing into his face hotter then ever. “Thank you.” 
Like Jesus said
Otto’s hands were sweaty, he wiped them on his pants. Norman raised an eyebrow at the shirt “This is the first time I’ve onlooked you with a shirt” Otto couldn’t believe it, he swallowed. “Well I assumed no one would be really wanting to see my chest.”
I'm gonna dance, dance, dance
“You assumed wrong…” Norman with a surprising amount of strength ripped it off. “That’s better” Otto was left a blushing mess.
With my hands, hands, hands above my head
Noone seemed to notice Otto and Norman, as if they were all in a trance… He realized, they were. No one moved from the spot they were in unless they were dancing. 
Hands together, forgive him before he's dead, because…
“You see it now, no one can really care for you unless I break them out of the trance” Otto became flushed “Surely I’m not that handsome that you’d want to mind-blank everyone…” Norman grabbed Otto’s chin, “Do you say that to yourself often?” 
I won't cry for you
Otto gulped, “Yes sir,” Norman raised an eyebrow but then shook his head “Your quite the spectacle,” Norman said softly. Otto became extremely red, it wasn’t fair that the man had could say words like that and Otto would just crumble. 
I won't crucify the things you do
He swallowed, it was time, “Mr. Osborn?” Norman looked at Otto “Norman,” He said swiftly. 
I won't cry for you
“Norman,” Otto repeated “I-” Norman chuckled “I know” He leaned in “Your pining is clear as water.” Norman placed his lips on Otto’s and the man gasped.
See (see), when you're gone, I'll still be Bloody Mary
Otto gasped in pure surprise. HE KNEW? FOR HOW LONG? NORMAN OSBORN WAS KISSING HIM! The metal arms had stopped twirling about to ‘watch’ what was going on, more like take in Otto’s loud thoughts and comment on them. 
Love
Otto grabbed Norman’s hair and brought him closer. Norman pulled away with a smile, “Your are quite the spectacle dear, I’d love to do that again.” Norman said. 
Gaga, Gaga
“Then do it again,” Otto barked, eyes widened with surprise and confusion. Norman did it again kissing Otto’s tender lips. 
Gaga, Gaga (_)
Otto brought out a loud gasp of surprise, “N-Norman, sir” Norman raised his eyebrow again “Hmm?” He stood straight. “How long have you known?”
Dum dum, da-di-da
“A long time, the first month after you started working here,” Norman said with a smirk, “You were as adorable then as you are now.” 
Dum dum, da-di-da-dadda-da-di-da
Otto flushed an even darker red. “Really sir?” Norman grumbles “Norman…” He repeats leaning into Otto’s face once more,Otto moves closer and they kiss. 
I won't cry for you
Otto smiles at Norman mid-kiss. “Holy-” Norman covers his mouth. “Darling,” he kisses Otto again. 
I won't crucify the things you do, do, do
It wasn’t fair for Otto, then again it was almost never fair for him.
I won't cry for you
Norman brought him close and started kissing Otto’s neck. 
See (see), when you're gone, I'll still be Bloody Mary
Otto whines and holds onto Norman’s head while the man licks and nips and bites at his neck.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Otto held tight to Norman as the man with the Green Goblin’s super strength picked him up. 
Líberate, mi amor
Norman growls in Otto’s ear, “Your so pretty” Otto whines in response, he just wants Norman to give him what he wants. He’ll beg if he has to, but what he wants will happen, he just knows it.
@james-the-delivery-gay, @dr-ottooctavius, @whoeverelse
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axewchao · 1 year
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The Mass of Muscle in Mario Kart, The Enforcer That'll Make You See Stars in the Smash Bros. Boxing Ring, it's Morton Koopa Jr.!! I'd already hoomanized this loveable goof waaaay back in 2017, so I guess this can be considered a long-overdue upgrade instead of a debut :3
Admittedly, I don't have much to say in regards to his design. Rather disappointing in hindsight, since this is the team blabbermouth I'm talking about here… :'D
At most, I wanted to do a bit more than just give him a tank top and shorts and call it a day. Dunno why I thought "bomber vest," but much like Larry's crop top it was a match made in heaven. Getting the right shade of red was a bit tricky, though. I wanted to avoid having something too dull, but also wanted to avoid burning people's eyes. Hopefully I was able to do just that owo"
Time to make a list with a Morton-worthy word count! >:3
Morton's magic is primarily creation/transformation-based. You know those spells where you form objects, weapons, or even buildings out of whatever's around you? Yeah, those kind of spells. While Morton primarily uses these spells to construct the various castles across the Worlds during a kingdom takeover, don't be surprised when a giant chunk of wall is suddenly ripped away, mashed into a misshapen ball (with or without spikes for extra pain), and promptly thrown at you.
However, that isn't to say he can just build whatever the hell he wants on a dime. When it comes to any project, big or small, he needs a clear and detailed visual either in his mind or on paper, lest the result fall apart within minutes or even seconds after Morton casts the spell. Hence why he has a construction company in tow instead of just building castles solo. He's not good with blueprints...
Morton's talent wasn't discovered until he accidentally reformed a wall in the Koopa Castle library. He was touring the castle during a class field trip, got lost, and was enamored by the seemingly endless array of magical tomes. For future reference, you shouldn't try to read incantations aloud, especially if you don't know what they're supposed to do.
Kamek wasn't sure whether to scold this grade-schooler kid for nearly destroying his precious library or praise him for reading the incantation well enough to just 'rearrange' the bricks instead of wrecking an entire castle wall. Morton was sent home that day with little more than a stern warning, but a few days later a letter shows up with his name on it, asking Morton to return to Castle Koopa to take an aptitude test. If this kid's got any magical talent in his veins, letting him run amok without proper training is just asking for trouble down the line.
This time he DID destroy a wall. And part of the ceiling. And two windows. And maybe terrify his dad a little, to the point where custody was handed over a little... quicker than expected...
To say that Morton was hurt by the above incident would be an understatement. He... he passed the test, didn't he? He's gonna train under the royal advisor now! Why was his father so... scared...? How could he just... leave Morton like that?! If Bowser Jr.'s Journey is any indication, loyalty is very important to Morton, and this kind of betrayal was unacceptable. That night, with angry tears in his eyes, Morton swore to never call that man his father ever again. His new King Dad was sure to be much better anyway. 
By extension, he refuses to speak to his other biological family members either. Though some of his siblings have tried to call...
Much like Larry, Morton is prone to info-dumping about the things he likes, which usually revolves around whatever show or book he's hooked on that month. Nothing excites him more than a well-crafted story, full of adventure and lore or just something that makes the viewer/reader stop and think for a moment. He's popular in a number of forum circles for always crafting long but well-thought-out essays on the subject in question.
He's always recommending things to his siblings, catering each title to each Koopaling's tastes. Do they actually check the titles out? Not as often as he'd hope.
Ludwig once decided to take up Morton's suggestion and watched a Mario-verse equivalent of Your Lie in April. He blamed Morton for the hours he spent sobbing afterward.
Every now and again he'll take a stab at writing his own stories, be it original or fanfic. If Morton suddenly starts talking in third person, that's a hint that he was trying to write something recently and couldn't turn his "writing mode" off.
He reverts to short, choppy sentences when he's upset and can't think straight. This may even lead to him mispronouncing words or using improper grammar. Think "MORTON STRONG! MORTON MORE TONS!!"
He's quick to develop crushes on girls with great physical strength. This is actually pretty common amongst Dragon Koopas, as many of them view those with great power, be it magic or muscle, as very desirable mates. Not even Ludwig can resist such allure at the end of the day~ >;3c
That being said, he's not one to act on said desires as soon as he has them. As much as he likes tough girls, he's actually very shy when talking to one, and forces himself to be very polite out of fear of scaring her off.
His magic wand was turned into a hammer-shaped belt buckle. Yes he will insist that it's a hammer, not a pipe. Hammers are awesome, pipes suck, end of story.
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His Queen Pt5
The jackals brake the gate for us after Ahk and I quickly change into our clothes, Ahk is wearing his typical Deshret (crown), wesekh (collar) his cloth belt, shendyt (kilt) and his cape. I wear my kalasiris (straight dress) and decided against my wig, because that thing is way to itchy from what I remember
"Thanks guys. Don't worry I'll watch out for them" Larry says to our jackals as we run to a balcony. We look down to see what a mess the place is then some screaming from the other side of the room
"What is that?"Ahk asks
"Huns" Larry says irritated "I gotta deal with this guy" the Huns run over to us screaming, Larry running towards them also screaming while Ahk, Nick and I follow. The Huns start speaking their native language while Larry speaks... well made up
"Pardon me Larry. I speak Hun" Ahk says then starts to converse with the Huns "he says that he wants to rip you apart"
"All right again with the ripping. Listen I understand. I get it I do. Ripping, you want to rip things. I think maybe that's because somebody ripped you a long time ago. In here" Larry points to his chest "did somebody rip little baby Attila a long time ago right here. They ripped something out didn't they? they ripped love right out of you didn't they? little baby all alone in a tent" I look at Ahk confused, Ahk shrugs his shoulders "whose daddy went off to pillage some town or go and plunder somewhere just doing his job. But who was left alone?" Attila looks like he's about to cry "you" this makes Attila break. He hugs Larry who pretends to sing in Hun. He then points at someone else saying they're next
"Larry Daley" Attila starts speaking Hun and they push each other playfully
"Alright I need everyone to listen up" Larry shouts as he walks over to the balcony, but it's so loud no one can hear "guys come on!"
"Quite!" a loud noise travels through the museum making everyone stop "my dum dum want to speak"
"Thank you"
"What is that?" I ask looking at the large... thing that just shouted
"An Easter Island Head" Nicky states but I'm still confused
"This here's King Ahkmenrah and his wife Queen Amunet. Ahkmenrah's tablet is what brings you to life every night. And those old night watchmen? they stole it. Now we need to find those guards and get the tablet back and we need to do it before morning. Civil war guys, head over to the planetarium wing" the civil war people salut. Larry points at a bronze man "my explorer friend whose name escapes me"
"It's Columbus" Nicky tells his father
"Right, Columbus! right I'm sorry. There's no name plate so..." I clear my throat telling Larry to get to the point "Columbus take the Neanderthals and do a sweep from intervertebrates all the way around through reptiles. Jed and Octavius their vans parked out back. Go and take care of it"
"No no sir. I ain't working with toga boy" Jed shouts, which sounds more like a whisper
"Romans work alone" Jed does something to Octavius
"Ow"
"That didn't hurt dont be a baby"
"Yes it did"
"Come on" Octavius then does something back to Jed. I sigh rubbing my hand over my head
"That was much harder"
"Guys come on!" Larry shouts "Jed, Octavius. Take away the fact that you were born 2000 years apart, you guys aren't that different. Your both great leaders. You just want what best for your people right?" the Roman and cowboy agree "civil war dudes. You guys are brothers for Gods sake, you gotta stop fighting. North wins. Slavery's bad, sorry. Don't want to burst your bubble, but south, you guys get...Allman Brothers and NASCAR so just chill"
"What's he on about" I ask again, Ahk shrugs
"Look, without that tablet, all of this, this whole coming to life at night thing it all goes away.Now, I don't want to let that happen... but I need your help. We can get this done, but we gotta do it together. So who's with me?" there's murmurs of agreement. Larry asks again and this time there's shouts of agreement "all right! Let's do this, people! And animals. And weird, faceless puppet creatures. Come on! Let's go! Let's do it!"
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The Boondocks: #26: “The S-Word” | January 21, 2008, - 11:30PM | S02E11
A good and funny episode of the Boondocks that is RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES. in fact that linked video is required video not just for the sake of this episode, but also for the sake of having a big smile at some YouTube. 
In this one, Riley is called the soft-a n-word by a white teacher, exquisitely voiced by the dearly departed Fred Willard. You might remember him from the Acme Trucking Co. or as Vincent Vanderhoff in 1979’s Americathon. He died!
Anyway, he is extremely funny as the befuddled teacher who thought he was just using the parlance of a particular time and place and not a racial slur. The Freemans get swept up in a media circus lead by an Al Sharpton-esque activist named Rollo Goodlove. He also happens to be the star of a new sitcom on BET, and MAY BE using this whole thing as a way to get publicity. This is basically confirmed when the family witnesses Rollo and Ann Coulter being pals behind the scenes even though they’ve been going for each other’s throats on television. 
The Freemans wind up not getting the payday they envisioned (minus Huey; who predictably is able to level-headedly see Goodlove for the huckster that he is). But at least they got to meet Larry King. 
I remember watching this one on TV at one point; not sure I sat down and watched the premiere of it or what. I misremembered the scenes with Ann Coulter as her being friends with Bill Mahar. This is because I think I heard that they are pals. I went looking for a source for about 2 minutes and only found this tweet from Mara Wilson.
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Dude Louis is gonna rip H apart. He's not holding back anymore. No one can stop my king now. And larries are already crying.
Larries are crying because gay trauma is their special fetish, especially if it happens only to Louis.
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