#regular show x reader

[hanasnx]

vertigo flowers.

MINORS DNI 18+ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ NOTES: the header is from @/teefumz on tiktok and instagram. i couldn’t find anything about their rules on reposts used for personal reasons such as this which is why i really stress go check out the original artist on their platforms linked. WARNINGS: human!mordecai | fem reader | unestablished relationship | sexual content | premature ejaculation | praise | handjob.

"That's a cool shirt, by the way."

The compliment draws your gaze down to glance at the graphic on your top, cut-up and worn Fist Pump merch. "Thanks." you respond, voice raised over the natural din of the party. The guy who's been talking you up—said his name is MORDECAI—stands awkwardly tall alongside you, long ringed fingers messing with the rim of his red solo cup. There's an obligation to keep the conversation going, and you're not actually interested, but you ask anyway, "Who do you know here?"

His brows peak in question, and when you sigh with a roll of your eyes he's taken aback by how you don't walk away, instead you lean in. Tentatively, he mirrors you, afraid to make the wrong move as you incline towards his ear, and he lends it to you.

"Who do you know here?" you repeat, and your breath washes over the sheen of sweat on his neck, weighing down the black hair at his nape. It sends a shiver down his spine, and he would've audibly swallowed if not for the loud music. Your body heat radiates onto him, he can feel the sensation of your presence inches away from him, and you're hot—not just in the temperature sense. His jeans hurt.

"Uh," He scans the party until he comes across the unmistakable spotlight of his coworker, shirtless and lassoing said shirt above his head. "Muscle Man." he replies, glancing back at you before realizing how close you are still. His eyes widen and he straightens abruptly, smoothing a hand over his dyed blue hair, and a curl forms to your lips. To avert his eyes, he refocuses on the cocky display of his peer in the center of a circle of partygoers. Muscle Man knows how to entertain a crowd. "D'you know him?"

"Yeah, I'd say so." you reply in a way that pushes Mordecai out of his own mind for a second. Muscle Man also has game.

"Why'd you say it like that? Did you date him or something?" he jokes, scoffing at first. As if Rigby were right next to him, he's expecting some form of banter, momentarily slipping his mind he's in the company of a pretty girl. His lips part, snapping his neck in your direction, anticipating your twisted expression of confusion. Instead, it's the first time your countenance melts into an easy smile, hitting him softly on the arm.

"Shut up, I did not." you tell him, and relief washes over him at his stroke of good luck.

His disbelief at that good luck only grows when later on you lead him to some dark corner of the party by his skinny black tie. Somehow, he'd stumbled his way onto charming you, and he thanks whatever god is smiling down at him for sending him a hot girl that's not afraid to make a move.

"I like your voice." you tell him through heated kisses, using the collar of his white button-up to tug him to you. "Keep talking to me." the command in your sweet voice makes his eyes flutter as he draws his snake bites through his teeth, letting you slot yourself between his neck and shoulder to leave a trail of open-mouthed kisses down.

"What should I say?" he asks, clutching onto your waist to ground himself as your teeth scrape against his pulse point.

"Anything you want." you goad, your nose grazing his sensitive skin. You suck on him, tonguing the reddening spot in your mouth as he goes limp under your touch, head lulling back.

The panic in his chest to get this right urges him to think of something, but his blank mind betrays him. Kneading your flesh in his hands, he presses you to his crotch incidentally, and a deep moan reverberates from low in his throat at the contact. You hum against him, kissing on the tender area you created by your ministrations and he sucks in a breath. "You're hot. You're so hot, I can't believe you're talking to me." he rambles, and he feels you chuckle on him squished this close together. He uses the wall behind you, easing you against it as his hand treads to your hip, dragging your skirt down an inch. The exposed skin against the heel of his palm sets it on fire, and he hopes you can't feel him sweat. Between the heat of this party and bodies melting together, he's still embarrassed. He occupies that nervous energy doing as he's told. "You're way out of my league, no one's gonna believe me when I tell 'em what I'm doing right now."

His pathetic babblings make you grin, and you overlay your hands on his, directing them for him. The strings of your thong lay high over your hipbones, cresting underneath your Fist Pump top. So you show him, curling those long fingers under the strings and his breath hitches in his throat. Standing on your toes, you roll your abdomen to grind on him, demonstrating what you want. Loud guitars grate your ears as you move against him, and his fist forms around the waistline of your panties as if to ground himself again. He's too excited, hard in his pants which you can feel through your clothes, and it encourages you.

A thump sounds next to you, and you glance up at the source. His forehead is stamped against the space next to your head, his eyes squeezed shut in concentration as he humps you. Lips near your ear keep talking to you, "Kinda wanna fuck you right now." A thrill shoots through you, but you let him run his mouth. "I don't care it's a party, I don't care if someone sees. Couldn't care less about finding a bathroom, I wanna fuck you right now."

You bite down onto your lower lip, craning your neck to keep yourself afloat above his shoulder. He's so much taller than you, but you're able to reach down, wedging between your impossibly close bodies to fiddle with his jeans. He retract his pelvis, letting you do it, and when you palm him another one of your favorite noises pours right out of him. Hyper-sensitive and completely pliant, he lets you feel him up, massaging him through his plaid boxers. "Oh, my God." he exhales, raising his arm to bang his fist against the wall. You jump from the noise, and your eyes follow the lean muscle of his bicep and the corded veins and tendons of his forearm.

Unconsciously, you squeeze, and he whimpers, rutting into your hand as you cup him. Fucking himself using your hand as he speaks nothing but incoherent grateful praises, mixed with desperate "Just like that"s. He's swollen as he can be, and he doesn't realize it before he's pushed himself over the edge, full body contractions pass through him as his dick twitches in your grip, painting the inside of his boxers with his cum. A string of curses leave his lips, humiliated that he'd do such a thing, but you give him your number for another chance.

#[🃏] #indy: drabbles #ch: human!mordecai #mordecai drabble #mordecai smut #mordecai x reader #mordecai x fem reader #mordecai x you #mordecai x y/n #mordecai imagine #mordecai fic #mordecai fanfic #mordecai fanfiction #regular show mordecai #mordecai regular show #regular show x reader #regular show #mordecai #reader insert

[ithecrystaldragonheart]

Regular Show Incorrect Quote

Rigby:What are you doing?

Y/N:Smelling a rose.

Rigby:Pff, weirdo.

Rigby, under his breath:I wish I was that rose.

Y/N:What?

Rigby:I said you're gross!

#regular show #regular show incorrect quotes #regular show x reader #rigby x reader

[bingobongocheerio]

Howdy! Can you do more of Skips? Please🙏 I really love that guy from regular show when it first aired.

Y/N: Yo, this juice is banging!

Skips: That's paint, Y/N.

#regular show #regular show x reader #regular show incorrect quotes #regular show skips #regular show skips x reader #skips x reader

[penyroyaletea]

i dont know if anyone else likes mordecai the way i do so if anyone does theyre probably on tumblr idk ill put my edit here tho :) art by @/teefumz on insta

#regular show #mordecai regular show #human mordecai #regular show mordecai #mordecai and rigby #regular show x reader #mordecai x reader

[kawaiiwritingcomputer]

𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐆𝐄

🪼 hello friends!! i am a cringe friendly kinda guy, and i like to keep my mind open and indulge in writing cute little romance x reader fics!

🪼 i will write poly or love triangle request or anything you desire!! you can request headcannons or a short x reader fic from me, and i will write nsfw. you can customize it to be any kind of reader and i will try my best to represent it for you!! please specify pronouns/species/powers or whatever else i should know! thank you all <3

🍄 Hi! I’m the kind of writer that like goes with the flow. I’m more of a headcanon than a drabble or long fic king of guy, I’m not that confident in my writing! I do romance and platonic, occasionally I will do some NSFW. I definitely do write yandere context, and would be open to write for other deres as well! I’m a broad x reader type or writer but if you want specifics, I’ll still accommodate to my best ability :3

🍄 we’re just two friends who love writing and want to get into the flow of writing again! if there’s any fandoms you think we know about or would like to know if we’d write for, just ask then we’ll talk about it. happy requesting!

Our Fandoms:

Homestuck 🍄🪼

Regular Show 🍄🪼

Creepypasta 🍄🪼

Slashers / Horror 🍄🪼

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 🍄🪼

Overwatch 🪼

Samurai Jack 🪼

Demon Slayer / kny 🪼

Scooby Doo 🍄🪼

ATHF 🪼

Final Space 🪼

Adventure Time 🍄 🪼

Clone High 🍄 (season one only 🍄 ) ( 🪼 for season 2 )

DC 🍄🪼

Teen Titans 🍄🪼

South Park 🍄🪼

One Punch Man 🍄

Sailor Moon 🍄

Mythos 🍄

JJK 🍄

Five Nights at Freddy’s 🍄

#x reader #homestuck #slashers #adventure time #regular show x reader #overwatch imagines #teenage mutant ninja turtles #overwatch #regular show #multifandom account #clone high #south park #greek mythology #demon slayer #scooby doo #samurai jack #creepypasta #one punch man #ATHF #teen titans #until dawn #supernatural #final space #sailor moon #FNAF #five nights at freddy's #jjk #jujutsu kaisen

[manage-of]

#kaylor #the seven deadly sins #opal #wanda maximoff #charli xcx #regular show #misha collins #bradley bradshaw x reader #dylan o'brien #seraph of the end #park sunghoon #choking

[difficult-affect-board]

#opal #wanda maximoff #charli xcx #regular show #misha collins #bradley bradshaw x reader #cities #dylan o'brien #thomas the tank engine #seraph of the end #morrissey #park sunghoon

[hanasnx]

jerk it out.

MINORS DNI 18+ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ NOTES: the header is from @/teefumz on tiktok and instagram. i couldn’t find anything about their rules on reposts used for personal reasons such as this which is why i really stress go check out the original artist on their platforms linked. WARNINGS: human!mordecai | situationship | fwbs | explicit sexual content | praise | doggy style | reverse cowgirl | squirting | vaginal fingering.

MORDECAI wasn’t always good at sex. When you first started out your little situationship with him, he had not impressed you with his skills in the sack. He made up for it in constant worship, and empty availability, essentially donated his flagpole of a cock for you to fuck yourself on whenever convenient. Even going as far as to make Rigby cover for him while he raced over to your place on work time. He’s still working off taking the golf cart for a personal call.

However, the longer this has gone on the better it got. Before when he’d beg you to do reverse cowgirl, you were hesitant because of your lack of view. You were used to doing most of the work by then, but he most enjoyed watching that pretty ass bounce on him. He’d wrap those long, ringed fingers around your ankles, stroking his thumb lovingly across your skin as he groans behind you.

Now that’s gotten more confident, he’ll make it worth your while. He’ll root his feet on the mattress so he can pick his pelvis up, juggling you on his hips as he fucks up into you. Your hair is corded around his palm—where he says it belongs—keeping your spine in a deep arch, just how he likes it.

Proving what a fan he is of hitting it from the back, doggy style is another favorite of his. He’s gotten exponentially more skilled on that one. Instead of plowing you with his rig and hoping for the best, he’s learned how to move you, and move with you. That hand places itself on your tailbone, bouncing you back, and letting your body spring you forth on its own. His lean and taut abdomen rolls as he fucks you, stroking your insides instead of ramming them. He learned the method from how well you responded when he ate you out, the motion of his tongue licking your hole taught him well, and you rewarded him with the hottest moan he’s ever heard and your claws dug deep in his faded dyed blue hair. Now he’s got it figured out, and by the way you’re yelling into his mattress, he’d say he’s doing a damn good job.

Like you want it, you’re backing up on him, meeting him halfway. The pace is set harder, slamming into you like you’re asking for while you writhe and clutch at his old and worn blanket. He goes for it, palming your head to shove your face further into the mattress, muffling you. The slightest change in angle transforms the sensation, and he starts fucking a limp body only interested in the way he’s hitting that pleasure spot over and over again. One of the reasons you liked Mordecai enough to hook up was his length because you’re into the pain. Now that’s gotten the hang of how to use it, you’re no better than a brainless doll, letting him fuck your hole like the expensive fleshlight he could never afford. Can’t beat the real thing anyway. Cunt gripping on him, tight and wet and sweet. He’s never had anything like it before, he fits in you like nothing else. “Taking it so good, can’t believe it. Can’t believe how fucking good you feel.” You can’t even respond, mindlessly babbling as he talks dirty to you.

When you start drying up from the harsh pace and his condom, he pulls out for your sake. You make a noise of disappointment but you’re satiated as soon as he hastily spits on your cunt. The gob slides down, and he spreads the moisture with three clumsy fingers, probing the entrance until he shoves them in. You jump with a cry, tensing under his touch but he doesn’t let up, banging his fingers inside you to coax that coveted release out of you. He knows exactly how to lure it out, he’s not trying to get you to cum. The familiar sting wells up in the pit of your stomach, screaming into his covers. Unconsciously you reach back to grab at him but he dodges you because he won’t let you get out of it. He wants his bed to smell like you.

Just like that you squirt, spraying him and dripping down his tense forearm. “Oh, fuck yeah, baby. There you go, fuck. Give it to me.” he encourages, plugging up your hole so it spills out from around him, over and over again, taking it from you while you bite hard into a bunch of blanket.

Tender, he extracts his fingers, having been held captive by your contracting pussy. Doesn’t matter that it’s sore and you’re coated in your own squirt and twitching, he feeds that long cock right back in to keep going.

#[🃏] #indy: drabbles #ch: human!mordecai #mordecai drabble #mordecai smut #mordecai x reader #mordecai x fem reader #mordecai x you #mordecai x y/n #mordecai imagine #mordecai fic #mordecai fanfic #mordecai fanfiction #regular show x reader #reader insert

[bingobongocheerio]

Yo a while back I saw you did regular show x reader shit. So I politely ask if you can do more? (Specifically Thomas/Nikolai)

Y/N: Anyone has a plan?

Nikolai: I have like four.

Y/N: It can't involve murder.

Nikolai: I got nothing then.

#regular show #regular show x reader #regular show incorrect quotes #regular show thomas #regular show thomas x reader #regular show nikolai #regular show nikolai x reader

[hanasnx]

mordecai seems like the type to say ily during missionary accidentally

MINORS DNI 18+ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ NOTES: the header is from @/teefumz on tiktok and instagram. i couldn’t find anything about their rules on reposts used for personal reasons such as this which is why i really stress go check out the original artist on their platforms linked. WARNINGS: human!mordecai | situationship | fwbs | explicit sexual content | praise | missionary | love confession.

"You're so hot, you're so fucking hot, I can't believe we're hooking up." MORDECAI murmurs, making your body bob with the force of his ruts. You can't help but snicker at him a little, tangling your fingers in his faded dyed blue hair as you let the pleasure carry you through it. He's gotten better at fucking you, ending the tumultuous session with a softer missionary. Sweetly, his lips press a messy trail from your ear to your neck and shoulder, burying his heated face in your skin as he savors the feeling of being this close to you.

"Right there, Kai, right there," you sigh, clutching onto him as you adjust underneath him, letting the angle do the work as he slowly sinks in and out. Your nails scrape his scalp, and tingles travel down his entire body, bottoming out with a snap, groaning in your ear. "You're so big, you know that?" you praise him with a curl to your lips, letting them brush the shell of his ear. "Never had anyone as big as you. You feel so good." Affectionately, you stroke down his hair, whispering your praises to keep him happy. You're not sure why you're so endeared by him, something about him—especially right now—draws you to be sweet on him.

A hand tucks under your knee, pushing your leg back to stretch you out. You gasp from the new sensation, letting him fit you around him by maneuvering you. "'Wanna cum, 'wanna cum so bad..." he murmurs, "M'close."

You brace yourself, angling your pelvis and holding him close, "Go ahead, Kai, c'mon," The pace hastens, a tremble in his pelvis, his chipped black fingernails digging into your skin as if to keep you exactly where you need to be.

Pathetic whimperings emit from his closed lips, squeezing the breath out of you as he works himself to the edge. "I..." Panting against your neck, he can barely get a word out. "I... love... you." he speaks between his ministrations. "I love... you. I love you," he says quicker, picking it up with his hips. You tense, your pussy closes up, it contracts from the shock but he uses it to his advantage. "Fuck—I love this pussy, I love you." You mutter a pitiful "Kai." but he doesn't hear you, moaning as he's lost in the feeling.

You fist his hair, yanking it to demand his attention. "Mordecai." you warn.

"I..." Broken out of his stupor, he slows to a stop. "I'm... I'm sorry. Uh," He props himself up on his elbows, emerging from the safety of your neck, a shade of vulnerability pink on his cheeks in the dull light, wide eyes meeting yours. "I'm sorry I didn't mean that. I don't know why I said that."

#[🃏] #indy: drabbles #ch: human!mordecai #mordecai drabble #mordecai smut #mordecai x reader #mordecai x fem reader #mordecai x you #mordecai x y/n #mordecai imagine #mordecai fic #mordecai fanfic #mordecai fanfiction #regular show x reader #reader insert #indy shoots the shit #thanks for the msg!! #anon

[skullndaisy]

Ugh, y'know what? Fuck you.

These two have the same personality.

#miguel o'hara #atsv miguel #miguel spiderverse #miguel spiderman #miguel x reader #miguel ohara #spiderman 2099 spiderverse #spiderman 2099 #benson #benson regular show #regular show #at the very least Benson from the first few seasons. #yall keep making this poor spider evil when all he is is just Some Guy™ #IF YOU STOP ANOTHER CANON EVENT YOURE FIRED #i think the only difference is that Miguel actually fired Gwen lmfao #he keeps to his word #benson just likes his coworkers too much to fire em even if they are incredibly incompitent lololol #spiderman #lmfao actually now I really like the idea of Miguel being a disgruntled park manager

[bingobongocheerio]

Can you do a quote with my boy high five ghost? (Pretty Please with a cherry on top)

HFG: I'm getting a brain scan today, guys.

(Y/N): To check if you have one?

HFG: Thank you so much for your concern and support.

#regular show #regular show x reader #regular show incorrect quotes #high five ghost #high five ghost x reader #hfg #hfg x reader

[cherryredillusions]

Mordecai and Rigby NSFW hcs

what do i say

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Mordecai:

big man up first of course ;)

soooo he's probably a soft dom in terms of dynamics

doesn't really like sharing you, has done it a few times but only because it was Rigby

will refuse to sub and you WON'T believe that one

but it's true

he doesn't mind when you tug at his hair, actually tells him he's doing well

kinda nervous in and out of the bedroom, but once he gets used to it he's really good at it

likes eating you out (please don't fight me guys or i'll call animal control)

guys i know you saw this one coming but

really good with his hands

he plays the guitar, alright? he can move them quickly

as for kinks: praising, dom/sub, teasing, hickies, dirty talk, size difference, thigh fucking, daddy kink, slight orgasm denial (giving), overstimulation

guys he has a lot i know

but rigby is worse

10 inches and relatively thick

overall 1000/10, extremely good at what he does

Rigby:

oh here we go

also a dom

but guys he is SUCH a hard dom

polar opposite to Mordecai

very mean to you

definitely likes to just grab at and roughly massage your tits

two things he has in common with mordo

1: refuses to sub under any circumstances, will actually punish you if you ask

2: very good with his fingers too

Rigby's kink list: degrading, spanking, choking, hair pulling, throat fucking, masochism, bondage, master/daddy/sir kink, edging, orgasm denial, orgasm control, cock worship (receiving), humiliation, masturbation instruction, begging, teasing, exhibitionism, sex tapes, cum milking, slapping, marking

omg that was so fuckin long

he likes when you rake your nails up his back

LOVES marking you up for the park guys to see

would probably like it if someone caught you guys, would brag about how much you loved his dick

8 inches and thick, fight me

guys he has big dick energy i swear

depending on your preferences, 1000000000/10

#regular show #rigby #mordecai regular show #mordecai x reader #rigby x reader

[bakugocanstompme]

if anyone still writes for regular show, i would die to see a skips x reader. i’m actually desperate.

#regular show #skips regular show #mordecai and rigby #regular show benson #request #call for writers #x reader #regular show rigby #regular show fanart #regular show skips #regular show art #regular show mordecai #regular show cj #regular show oc #fanfic request

[murdrdocs]

Skips fucks nasty nasty, slobber and sweat maybe some pi- *gets shot, but dodges the bullet*

U DODGED THE BULLET YOURE FINE COME BACK AND TALK TO ME

skips and piss kink … skips … piss … old(er) man who fucks absolutely nasty. mans has been around for thousands (hundreds? idk) of years he’s seen shit he isn’t fazed as all when you’re writhing around and practically crying about having to piss. begging him to stop. he’ll stop if it’s what you really want, but he wants you to know—needs you to know that a little piss won’t hurt.

#PISS KINK PISS PINK PISS PINK #/chats #skips regular show x reader #ehehehe

[aestheticpearl]

if tumblr keeps this up i am just going to move to ao3 :)

#the band ghost #nameless ghouls x reader #so my regular text posts are showing up in the tags #but not the things i actually want to show up #okay fine #i’m linking my ao3 #fuck you tumblr #tumblr will get the fic when starts showing my fics again #i don’t want to leave #i like my aesthetic that i get to incorporate