Modern au where Steve notices eddie goes to sleep with earbuds even when Steve is staying over. He’s never been able to see what it is Eddie is listening to and Eddie’s never told him either. One night steve just gives up to his inner nosey bitch and leans over a sleeping eddie to unlock his phone and finds YouTube video playing called ‘SUBLIMINAL SLEEP TRACK “I AM A DRAGON” GUARANTEED RESULTS’
"Not every window is a door, but most doors have windows."
"Don't tap on the glass. You might not like what happens next."
this is Kris the Kriptid, an AU Kris Dreemurr that may or may not be trying to inspire their own creepypasta. they think they're the scariest glitch entity to ever appear on a player's screen-- but they also think that accidentally setting off the smoke detector by burning toast when they were 10 qualifies them as an arsonist, so take that with a grain of salt. don't be fooled; they are still Kris under all that edge.
here they're singing the refrain from Cabinet Man by Lemon Demon for some funky composition practice; it just felt right for this menace and may or may not hint a LITTLE at what sort of wacky game-breaking nonsense I've got up my sleeve with Jailbroken, shhh
wait idk anything about the tevis’— why would tommy tevis call dick his son? would you be willing to give a quick rundown
After Dick failed to get himself incarcerated, he became an enforcer for a mob boss named Tommy Tevis. Tommy took Dick in and made him part of his family. Tommy considered him an honorary son and thought very highly of him.
Nightwing (Vol. 2) #107
He even told Dick that everything he had (his home, his reputation, his family, etc.) was Dick's as well. Lynette, Tommy's wife, told Dick that Tommy would let Dick do anything. The whole family loved Dick, including Tommy's 15 year old daughter, Sophia. Sophia actually had a crush on Dick, but Dick acted like an older brother to her, helping her with her homework and such.
While Dick was away from the family for a few days, the cops busted into the Tevis's home. Lynette got killed in the gunfire, Tommy got taken to jail, and Sophia got taken in by the state.
Dick, while mentoring Rose, broke Sophia out of the state home. He got Sophia to help him with the mob. Then, when Chemo fell on Bludhaven, Dick saved Sophia and left her with Amy. When they reunited at the hospital, Dick asked Sophia to leave the mob behind and join a boarding school.
So, yeah, that's Dick's relationship with the Tevis family.
painted this to celebrate my 1 year anniversary of f/oing Bob!! he's been such a light in my life this past year and selfshipping with him is so silly and so fun 🥰 here's to another year of hosing around lol
I thought we wouldn't get to have any fires this year because it was a very wet, mosquito-heavy summer and fall, and it's usually miserable weather by this time of year. But lo, tonight was beautiful.
In order to try to stave off The Agonies, I decided to draw a post of mine from a while ago so I could have Kylo holding hands with his 12 boyfriends (added Ben cause boy needs a little self-love too) at the same time thanks to the power of the Force (I also recommend full-sizing cause damn this is a big piece lmao)
Sooooo, I did a thing, and it may or may not be an Izzy-centric fanfic:
Summary:
The gun felt cool in his hand, heavy, full of promises. It could free him. One pull, one second and he would finally be gone, the suffering would be gone.
He went back to the armchair and reclined in it. He could feel the tears coming back at the corner of his eyes.
"A rotten leg's got to come off, eh?"
He fired.
Or Izzy takes a different path after he fails to kill himself.
well I just became aware of the existence of “amazon one” a few minutes ago and, aside from the other entire pile of Nope going on with that, there’s always just... a few questions I have for the marketing teams at biometrics companies.
because every one of them that I’ve seen always seems to have a statement along the lines of (in amazon’s case), “your [insert relevant body part] is a unique part of you; it doesn't go anywhere you don't and can't be used by anyone but you” as one of their selling points.
and the only conclusion I can come to at this point is that they must a) lack a certain kind of imagination, and b) all clearly be suffering from terminal Didn’t-Read-The-Artemis-Fowl-Books-As-A-Kid disease