#reality bender shit idk

[starrycatss]

@scp-l4-clef-alto-001 praying for your downfall rn btw

Your silly ass character made me write a 100k+ story and now I'm making into a comic

#scp #scp foundation #scp fandom #scp fanfiction #scp comic #scp clef #dr alto clef #reality bender shit idk #i'm losing my mind

[dissociative-degenerate]

Im supposed to be studying, but instead im mourning the loss of my past self. Im looking at old pictures and videos and realizing I am not that person anymore. I can't recognize him in myself. I miss it, but I'm also grateful for where I am now. Idk im in a weird mood

#i miss the chaos #i miss the benders #im miss how skinny i was #idk i like romanticize and idolize the old me #but in reality i was a non-functional mess #my shit

[braxlrose]

silly and weird tom hcs

a/n: the last ones got deleted for some reason so I'm making a new one!

• this mf steals your food all the time. hes always munchin on something so if you have something that looks good, he's taking it. especially if it's watermelon. he loves watermelon 🍉

• he doesn't tell anybody, but he gets his nails done. he gets pedicures and manicures and loves it so much. you found out one day when he kept going off and not telling anybody where he was going. so you followed him and saw his finger and feet soaking in water 💀

• when you walked in you were trying so hard to hold in a laugh and he was so fucking embarrassed when he saw you. you thought it was extremely ironic because he always called mani-pedis "girly"

• now you two go all the time, and you're way better at making excuses than he was.

• he got high on edibles and thought his feet weren't attached to his body anymore so he started screaming 💀

• over indulges on gushers when he's high

• you guys know those Chinese finger traps? Idk if that's what they're called but you put two fingers in them and they're like really hard to get out of. he LOVES them for some reason, he thinks they're so much fun

• he loves the snow so much, and especially loves snowball fights. it's so much fun, and he also gets to wear extra layers of clothing because of the cold

• during the winter, he gets a bunch of different kinds of hot chocolates and when anybody asks what he's drinking he swears by it that it's black coffee 💀

• he loves watching futurama and says that he strives to be bender 💀 (have yall seen the new episode? I actually really liked it, ik a lot of people said they didn't but I did.)

• gets on his knees while begging (not sexually 🤨) and will even fake cry. he's a master manipulator 💀

• when you guys go to the beach he's always asking you to come play in the water with him

• for any reason if you guys happen to be at a hospital, he goes and looks at all the little newborn babies. they're so cute and he gets all smiley just looking at them.

• he loves romance movies. mf will deny it till the day he dies when anybody asks but you've seen his collection of vhs tapes and dvds. plus bill even admitted tom cried during The Notebook.

• he tries to balance random objects on his head while walking to see it he can do it. he'll add on a object every time he does it.

• he's weirdly amazing at solving Rubix cubes?

• he loves making balloons animals and he always makes the sword ones. he will literallt sword fight with anybody.

• he eats bowls and bowls of cereal so he can get to the prize at the bottom of the box. (I full-heartedly believe he's a little kid at heart)

• he tries to make home-made pizza but ends up burning it 90% of the time.

• he's extremely ticklish on his armpits, stomach and feet and will literally die laughing if you tickle him

• he also loves kids cartoon movies like fox and the hound, Anastasia, Mulan, James and the Giant Peach, etc.

• he loves slap bracelets and has an entire collection of them.

• it wouldn't be the first time you've caught him dancing and singing to Britney spears.

• tom loves everything bathes. on camera he says he prefers showers but in reality he likes bathes better. With candles, dimmed lights, bath salts, face masks, etc.

• do you guys know that episode of Friends where Monica convinces Chandler to take a bath and he ends up loving it and shit? he's just like that. if you don't know what I'm talking about here's some clips.

clip 1

clip 2

• he tried on one of your thongs one time because you dared him to wear it the whole day.

• you also dared him to get his legs waxed and he ended up doing it and he was crying the whole time

• he loves those little stories where you add in words to them. I can't remember what they're called but it asked you for like an adjective, plural noun, verb ending in ing, etc. etc. (I hope yall know what I'm talking about, I think it starts like a m or something someone tell me please 😭)

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#tokio hotel #tom kaulitz #tokio hotel x reader #tokio hotel smut #fluff #smut #tokio hotel edits #tokio hotel fanfics #tokio hotel fanfic #tokio hotel imagine #tom kaulitz x reader #tom kaulitz fanfics #tom kaulitz smut #tom kaulitz x reader #tom kaulitz headcanons #kaulitz twins #kaulitz twins tokio hotel #tokio hotel tom kaulitz

[starr666]

No Sleep in the Sheets

IB: Sex with a Ghost by Teddy Hyde

gn!reader;unspecified reader parts

Cw: angst???, light smut???, mentions of hallucinating, light knife-play???, sadzawa, idk what im doing???

minors dni

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Context??: You are Aizawa’s past lover that passed away in a tragic accident. Aizawa struggles with the reality of what has happened and even started having hallucinations …or at least that's what he thought it was.

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…One…two…THREE empty Coors Light boxes scattered across the room as the sleep deprived pro-hero tried to drown out his sorrows. To wash away the pain of seeing your reflection in the mirror once more after his shower.

“I’m going fucking crazy” he mutters to himself, wiping the stray tear that fought to fall down as the glass bottle hits the hardwood floor. There it goes again, the random wafts of your thrifted perfume that you wore often when you first started dating flooded his senses. He picks up another bottle, removing the spiked cap with his calloused fingers to inhale the yeast stench that overpowered your flowery but rustic scent, even if its effect only worked for less than a minute.

You couldn’t take it anymore. Not seeing your lover cope in such a way. It's been weeks. He already barely gets a wink of sleep on a daily basis but lately Aizawa has been going on 3 day long benders, stumbling into work despite being given paid leave to deal with the grief. Always trying to save everyone but himself.

Ghosts are not to interfere with the daily lives of the living, no matter how badly it hurts to see.

“He seems so lonely”,you found yourself whispering every now and then as you watched him from various spots in the now trashed apartment you shared. It was often followed by a soft cringe from him…as he could hear the sharp and piercing version of your voice. He just chalked it up to paracusia.

wOOSH, you snatch up the bottle from his weak grasp

He stares at the floating bottle making its way to the dresser with wide eyes.

“This isn’t the way, my love.” you whisper, knowing he will flinch from the altered version of your once light and comforting voice. You needed to find a way to tell him that you were there. You find your legs making their way over to your side of the bed that he refused to sleep on and you pull him into you.

“Y-Y/N?” He stuttered in confusion. He had so many questions but they were muffled as he found himself sinking into your familiar warmth. His 5 senses being fulfilled by you.

Your smell, even if it wasn’t real, the comfort the smell brought him was too much to pass up. He found himself wrapping his arms around your figure and nuzzling his head where your neck would be.He missed your touch. He felt your small kisses showering his forehead. Being able to feel him again just made you want to do more. And luckily, he still knew your body like the back of his hand. ‘Just a taste’, the both of you think before finding yourselves in a deep kiss. One filled with love, hurt, and desperation. His kisses were still a bit sloppy due to the beer but who cared when your tongues danced their familiar tango? Hearing your soft pants that overrode his whines as he used his knee to get you aroused while your hand rubbed and squeezed at his ever-growing bulge. The sight of the knife you kept in the dresser next to the bed from your friskier nights together against gently pressing against his stomach as you rode his length. The knife pressing deeper into him as your hole consumed him further.

The familiar pain only turned him on more, which was apparent in the way his member twitched inside of you, ready to burst as blood began to trickle down to where both parties’ joint arousal pooled.

“Shit, you still take that dick like a champ…”,he mutters under his breath, struggling to keep his composure but with the sounds of your bodies colliding it was impossible. You use your free hand to choke him, hard. He relishes in the feeling, being completely fine if this ended up being the thing that meant he’d be able to be with you again.

“Gonna c-cum- ah shit-“ he curses through his release, his thick spurts of cum coating your walls, causing you to also finish. You both let out heavy breaths as you recover. You subconsciously let your ghoulish body rest upon his chest, a gentle sigh escaping his lips from the feeling. Neither of you are moving in fear of the consequences of this.

Bonus Angst based on Francesca by Hozier

Aizawa’s dream that night included fleeting flashes of your memories together as he feels the ghost of his lover slipping away slowly as you’re drawn back to the afterlife to deal with the consequences of engaging with the living. You either have to kill him, or he’ll have to have all memories of you two together wiped so he can move on.

“Heaven is not fit to house a love like you and I” is what you mutter to yourself as you have to watch the memories of you two being extracted from his brain.

#mha #mha smut #aizawa shouta #aizawa smut #shouta aizawa smut #aizawa angst #bnha smut #aizawa x reader #mha aizawa #gender neutral reader

[comradekatara]

I think where people get caught up on the healing/blood bending dichotomy is that we see healing with water bending as taking a glob of water and moving it over the skin until the burn goes away, using it to direct energy in the body, while they think of blood bending as some thing more internal somehow and I’m sure someone would think it’s easier to directly bend the blood and force it to clot then to take a glob of water and press it against the wound and somehow make the blood stop… I think it would’ve been neat if we had more time devoted to katara getting instruction in the art of healing, to learn some more technical details about it, because people really seem to ignore healing as an art form and then try to reinvent it through blood bending, when in reality it’s just forcing the water in someone’s body to move around thus forcing the body to move.

Maybe Aang should have gotten some time to learn healing while Katara was mastering more advanced forms, but idk. Sorry this is a bit rambly.

we see some of how healing works when katara enter's yugoda's classroom. once you realize that healing isn't just about treating surface wounds but also manipulating chi paths in the body, it becomes a lot clearer that healers are already using the techniques people think katara "banned" when she said no one should bloodbend.

katara: it's wrong to violate someone’s autonomy in this way that is akin to rape or torture

fans for some reason: omg she hates surgeons!!!!!!

also yes i definitely agree that it was weird for aang to never express interest in learning healing. i've said it before but i can't find where so i'll just say it again now. healing is one of the coolest powers ever and i don't understand why anyone with the potential to do it wouldn't want to do it?? it's not that aang believes in the gendered binary between healing and fighting that the northern water tribe does, so i can only chalk it up to his naivete, and imagine that as he gets older he learns healing from katara, as anyone with a shred of common sense would.

Hot take: Hama wasnt “right” exactly but she shouldnt be imprisoned again. She should be home with her people. She should be with Kanna , not living her twilight years in a firenation prisoncell. She should be pardoned or some shit idk. If we take her age and The conditions of the other victims in her flashback to the logical conclusion , she is likely the sole survivor of a concentration camp for the SWT benders. Its fucking abysmal. IDK what it would take but its so cruel her current status.

yeah i've said this before too. i like to think that instead of being reimprisoned or executed she manages to escape, and after the war katara finds her and sends her to the south pole to live out her final years there.

I like the great divide because I like the sibling arguing part over something that is kind of ridiculous, Katara and Saka are not part of these groups and neither has any particular reason to believe one over the other but they both pick a side and go whole hog, and as someone with a sibling with about the same age gap as those two that felt pretty realistic.

i mean katara and sokka fight over trivial shit all the time, that much is true, but the argument itself makes no sense. not only would katara not care about getting rained on, seeing as she is a literal waterbender, but the zhangs and the gan jins have the stupidest fucking "conflict" like this show that is otherwise wonderfully nuanced presents the most simplistic two dimensional plotline ever, and also expects us to believe in the process that katara is prim and proper and prepared and sokka is messy and spontaneous or whatever not only is that blatantly untrue it's just straight up bad writing it's a bad episode and you guys need to stop trying to justify it. that said aang's first ever conflict resolution as the avatar being a straight up lie is pretty funny.

Sorry for spaming ur inbox i am full of thoughts atm

i can see that

#madam-melon-meow #asks #katara #aang #hama

[transhitman]

It's 2AM but Mon Fucking Dieu. Ok. I think how bad Harry was before the game is sort of up to interpretation but for me sooo much points to him being truly miserable and toxic like. Jean's opinion of him is so low, and even Judit who is sympathetic was willing to leave him when he told them to fuck off despite how obviously unstable he was. Like there's an Esprit De Corps passive where it's implied that Jean legit thought Harry would just give up and go home after they left. As if Harry has had episodes like that and threatened suicide before to the point that his friends don't take it seriously anymore. He's worn them down. That's just how he is. All the angry outbursts he had during his bender. The fact that he had Dora's NEW number committed to muscle memory, implying he has called her a lot, which is fucking yikes. Even if he's not working for la Puta Madre the fact that people think he is says a lot about how ruthless/corrupt he might have been. The case where it says he beat the shit out of a guy for a minor infraction while drunk/high. And like. Obviously he's extremely depressed but there's also this spiteful overtone of "it would hurt the people who love me if I killed myself," implied if he threatens suicide in front of the Hardie Boys, and stated EXPLICITLY in the Finger on the Eject Button thought. ("Think how much they'll *miss* you.") Even after his memory loss there's nothing inherently good about him. Like he can hit Cuno, he can KILL Cunoesse, he can be a fucking asshole, he has the capacity to be a straight up fascist and say racist/sexist shit. Most of this descent into fascism seems to be a result of bitterness towards Dora -- how alone he feels and how he wants someone else to blame for his misery -- and if barely-remembered heartbreak can make him do that, what else has that bitterness driven him to do? And then you get to the contrast of how Jean sees him vs how Kim sees him, both extremely biased. Jean doesn't realize how fundamentally he's changed because of how consistently awful he used to be. Kim jumps to his defense and doesn't realize how toxic he was because all he knows is the version of Harry who wants to be a better person -- at least in the ending I think most people consider canon. They're both entirely justified in their perception but there's no correct answer. Idk it just makes me feel deranged to think about. The whole thing with Dora and the line about "Mourning someone who's still alive." The way the game opens up on a death-like void. The way Half Light says "Monday morning. The moment you arrived in this reality," as if Harry didn't exist for the last 44 years. The way loss of self and memory is framed as akin to oblivion. The way you as the player can effectively kill the old Harry and replace him with something new, even down to his name. Raphael Ambrosius Cousteau. Tequila Sunset. "I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore."

#suicide mention // #disco elysium #harrier du bois #I'M NORMAL.

[jeweledstone]

Wild-ass dream I had last week cause HOLY SHIT

Date: 1/22/2024

I had a dream last week that was the most batshit insane regarding its plot points and stuff, and that’s saying a lot considering my previous dreams and their lore. Waited until now to post it cause, y’know, the Global Strike for Palestine was happening and I didn’t wanna cross the picket line so to speak.

So this dream takes place in a universe where I used to be a child actor on this Playhouse Disney-type show with a handful of other kids and two adults which was similar to Zaboomafoo (if anyone remembers that absolute banger of a show) in that it was supposed to teach kids about various types of animals. I remember the animals used in the show were kept in a barn underneath the set, including several “exotic” animals like a serval and wallabies and stuff. The dream took place during a cast reunion of sorts, 15 or so years after the show stopped airing.

One of the other kids in the cast, named Trayte (yeah idk what his parents were thinking when they chose THAT name), ended up being the “antagonist” of this dream. Now Trayte was… an interesting kid. I guess he had some sort of untreated mental issues cause when the cameras were off, he was absolutely terrifying to be around. He’d have these intense manic episodes and mental breakdowns which involved a lotta screaming and him talking to himself about things I guess only made sense to him. Didn’t help that he’d make the most terrifying, and sometimes even inhuman, facial expressions with the most extreme ones reminding me of those old Zalgo comics from the early days of creepypasta. It was because of this that younger me was absolutely terrified of him while the rest of the crew just saw him as a little annoying to work with and be around.

Now flash forward to the events of the dream and the reunion, Trayte was still just as, if not even more erratic than he used to be. His mad ramblings now featured all sorts of conspiracy theories and paranoid delusions that honestly made him just as frightening to be around as he was to kid me. Also for some reason he didn’t seem to age past like 13 or so for some reason???

Anyway, so it was during the reunion that the “plot” of the dream started happening. I was basically contacted by the lesbian couple from a previous dream of mine, who have since then become these multiversal secret agents of sorts that helped take care of major threats/criminals in the local multiverse (I remember they also assisted in the manhunt for Neovil previously but I forgot to post that). The reason they contacted me was because they needed help fighting (UBER CRINGE ALERT!!) the fucking Skibidi toilets of all things who somehow gained access to technology that allowed one to travel to other universes and were now trying to take over this specific universe via assimilating the people within it. I guess they figured with me being a reality bender that I could easily just swooce them outta that universe and save everyone, which is what I tried to do at first but it didn’t work as well as planned.

After a while I came up with this plan B of sorts which involved fighting fire with fire by creating my own army of sorts that could assimilate the toilets, but was also immune to being assimilated by them in return. I remember making this little army look like The Noise from Pizza Tower, cause even in the dream world, hyperfixation go brrrrrrr. (Actually now that I think about it, I’ve been having a lotta undocumented dreams lately involving Noise and people getting turned into him lately. Weird, but it probably means nothing)

So all that was going much better than plan A while I kept in contact with the lesbians and my little Noise army via a portal between the universe they were in and the universe the cast reunion was being held at. I think the other cast members were in another room during this so none of them saw what was happening.

That was

Until

Shit

Went

Down

After the Noise army successfully was able to take down the Skibidi Toilet army and drove the remaining of them back to their home verse, idk wtf happened but they then decided to basically turn on me. I mean wtf, I don’t even know what I did wrong.

Is it because I kin Peppino guys? Are y’all really that petty?/j

So yeah, I lost control of the Noises and they then proceeded to try and trash the reunion thingy. It was then that the rest of the cast found out about my multiverse bullshit and ended up offering to help me round up the rebellious little gremlins so I could get rid of them…somehow I’m honestly not sure how I did that but I assume it involved more reality bending bullshit. Luckily no one was severely hurt in the ensuing chaos, I was attacked and almost assimilated by the army but managed to escape before I was fully turned. Other than that, we all basically left that encounter unscathed.

All of us… except… Trayte…

…Motherfucker got cornered by the Noise army and assimilated. But it was kinda weird though. Instead of being turned into a regular Noise he ended up becoming Pizzelle from that Sugary Spire AU. Mentally wise he was still himself (or at least still partially himself, it’s implied at one point that he was going through this mental struggle of sorts trying to hold onto his old self and identity), but I guess the trauma of it all got to him cause he snapped. SO. FUCKING. HARD.

Not only was he more erratic post-tf, but his breakdowns became more violent and frequent. I remember him blaming me for all this and swearing he’d get revenge on me someday for what happened.

And yeah, that’s it. Kinda fucked up amirite? Good thing it’s not “real” I guess.

Either way, thanks for reading, have a great day! :)

#jewel’s dream journal #skibidi toilet #pizza tower #sugary spire #the noise #pizzelle #neo shut the fuck up #body horror #unreality #ableism mention #ask to tag

[incarnateirony]

Hm. Interesting. Got a chat that was so familiar, it almost seemed like someone trying to bait me at work with Shea stuff, but no, this was a real person that was going through a lot of the same attributes, but what truly slapped me was that this person just got diagnosed with second stage schizoaffective disorder along with their bipolar, and had started confusing their memories with other people's and turning it into delusions of who's life was who's, what was real, and what entities were there, and recognized that even while they were wiccan that shit they were seeing and talking to wasn't real, but they couldn't get control on their emotions and kept falling into a pit.

Like. Is. Is that it? Is it not just bipolar but she's on an increasing schizoaffective bender? And everyone just? Fucking? Enabled it? Thought it was support to let her go off on the bender so far as to register a business on the delusional identity issues?

Edit: Oh my god the longer this goes the more it's like talking to shea back when she wasn't vicious with me. But alarmingly, it went from all the reasons they have delusions to them admitting to impulses to hurt people more out of anger than wanting to hurt people but the hurting people is how they channel their anger but are impulses of hurting others they try to ignore and I just. Wow. This is like Shea 2.0 and it makes so much sense.

Hell it matches hermes telling her outright to stop using channeling as an excuse to avoid personal identity or action, and that it was genuinely dangerous to surrender her own sense of self that often, the motherfucker knew, and she ignored him right into pretending to follow him right off the crazy ledge he put the stop sign in front of.

But when it came time for her to remix her reality, there were people with things to gain that used her in that state, and at the end of the day she's still accountable, but nobody knew better by the end, they all painted in the new world lie and just kept trucking on, and doubled down to enable it to prove some point, and now we're fucking here, with someone after 3 years finally getting people pissed enough to act and she Coincidentally Spontaneously Shaves Her Head Then Flees Through The Silent Hill Persona Fog To Get Psych Meds On Iced Roads. Yeah. Sucks that nobody in her life really cared about her, they all just cared about what they could get out of each other. It's not a happenstance she only started ripping her hair out AFTER I left or that her fixations come on replacing the presence of ME, whether she acknowledges it or not, or admits it to her friends, the longer she stares at the challenges like Philosophy or Name Of Person Rumpocky Was Said To, the more she has to face she's been talking to her own shadow here she just... is projecting her obsession on to replace too late. IDK man. Hell of a hole for them to let her dig and call it caring.

In less than three years she came apart like that. That's not support. That's enabling.

And see, talking to your shadow can even have benefits, as long as you're aware that's what you're doing to analyze and rebuild the self. Talking to the shadow to hide behind it without sentient accountability and glamorize the parts unadultered isn't channeling though, it's just ... you. Maybe something you want to be. But it's just you, talking to yourself. Use it to grow or use it like she has to regress, because she didn't want it to be her, and doesn't want to be her, she wants to be Hermes, or what she understood of Hermes through me, so that's what she got. That's like. the very first spot on the road from the journey, not the destination you start charging people admission tickets at.

Sad, really.

[elliebear666]

I talked to my friend for a good long while. Tbh, she talked a lot so I didn't get most of it lol but it wasn't as hard as it was with my ex, so maybe that medication is helping.

Specifically, we talked about, well a lot, but we got on the topic of working and how I get disability because of my mental illnesses.

And she was like, "People have this perception that people on disability 'don't want to work' and I think that's absolute bullshit. Every single person on disability that I know wanted to work, but either couldn't find accommodating work or would lose their insurance that covers meds, etc."

And she's absolutely right. I cannot work full time because I will lose my insurance. If I don't have my insurance, I can't have my meds, and I will quickly spiral into another three year long bender of instability and manic and depressive episodes, which will in turn exacerbate BPD symptoms, and all my other problems... and I might not survive that next one. I'm lucky to be alive right now.

So, yeah, I'm terrified of losing my insurance and losing access to not only my psych meds for bipolar and anxiety + ADHD, but also my fucking hormones. Like... I can only work part time at MOST if I want to keep my insurance. And, to be completely honest? I don't think I could work, potentially ever, work a FULL TIME job again.

The stress would inevitably send me over the edge into a manic or depressive episode, my BPD symptoms would become loud again, I'd be cutting and burning myself at work, looking for places to kill myself.

Like, no Don, you stupid piece of shit. I don't feel "entitled" to not work lmao. I genuinely cannot maintain full time employment. I will very soon get back out there and get a part time job, but I will need a job that can accommodate my disorders... like, what I've I have a depressive episodes mid week and I become so depressed I can barely move or get out of bed? Like, that used to be my reality, y'all. I was... such a fucking mess.

I WANT to be able to hold down a job. You people think I fucking like living like this? You think I am choosing to fucking... pass my time as best I can as I tick closer to death because I'm terrified of my mental illness getting worse? I'm fucking terrified of things getting worse. Absolutely terrified.

If you have ever known someone with bipolar or another SEVERE mental illness, or personality disorder, then you know it isn't a choice. Like... I've had people tell me I'm "lucky" I "don't have to work." I've had people say I'm a piece of shit for not working.

Like... I don't want to live this... ffs, I don't want to live this way. I just try not to think about it tbh. Idk what to do. I'll get back out there... but I'm just terrified. Fml. Idek.

[sugar-plump-gal]

Who'd you say is who's rival for the tourney? IE last round material?

Shit, I'm not sure! The carapacians aren't too hard, just put WQ and BQ together bc they're already rivals, then PM and Paint because they're polar opposites personality wise

For the others, I could see Karkat vs Eridan. Bimboy on bimboy violence. Terezi and June would be a fun dynamic, less teasing than usual from Terezi, but June's waaay more flustered because Terezi's REALLY good at pushing her buttons.

Rose and Vriska could be interesting. Light vs light, Kanaya lover vs Kanaya lover. Feferi and Aradia are easily the most energetic and unrestrained people there, so their match would just be pure lust. No competition, just horniness that, eventually, happens to meet the victory criteria.

Kanaya and Jane could be good too- Throw the milfs together and see if Jane's bottomless tits can beat Rainbow Drinker Sucking. Finally, Roxy, Nepeta, and Jade in a threeway. Roxy and Jade are stupidly powerful reality benders, Jade and Nepeta are natural rivals as a cat and dog, and Roxy loves cats almost as much as Nepeta loves affection and chill vibes.

Really though, idk that there's ever a 'last' round. Shit just keeps going til everyone is sick of sex

#anon #ask

[flo-shifting]

Places I want to shift to.

RICK AND MORTY DR.

Okey, I know that it's a crazy place to shift to, and it's a little dysfunctional and potentially traumatizing? But also I want that chaos and adventure and to go to those s p a c e p a r t y s.

Safety measures: I'm never in real danger duh, or in any situation where it gets gory or over the top violent. protagonist luck obvi but also that movie kinda rule where even if there are big explosions or anything like that nobody dies. also emotional safety measures, this family isn't that dysfunctional and actually good to each other.

Silly and out of cannon adventures kinda DR.

NARUTO DR.

Bro. I'm so going to overpower myself with this safety measures. Ain't no way I'm ever losing a battle or getting seriously hurt, oh, but where's the fun in that? It's not realistic at all! Excuse me??? actual ppl think this what the actual fuck

Bad bitch DR. I want so bad to have a battle where somehow I have to fight with eyes close, like I just want to be a ninja and trow knifes and run with my arms like that, I think is going to be HILARIOUS. Also, how the world gonna look like ????

General vibe: all the ninja stuff stars over when you're over 18 cuz it's messed up and i'm shifting w/ all my memories and I don´t want child soldier trauma thanks also I'm all in with crazy backstories so maybe I'm like a princess but i don't know this and also when I found out I'm so not gonna let it change me lmao i'm really like dEsIrEd rEaLiTy with this one uh. Also, nobody dies, like friend and foe alike I got no time for murderous bullshit, I just want to shift a few weeks before the groups are form and in the meantime just hangout, train and cause some trouble. also i might or might not be in complete love with lee and shikamaru i'm really reminding myself that i'm letting all be in the hands of the universe I don't want to chose things before hand u know but its hard i've been reading fluffy fanfiction i need a hug

AVATAR DR

I'm sure this is not a surprise, and I feel like it explains itself. It's my favorite show since I'm a kid of course I'm meeting this people and traveling the world in FLUFFY AND ADORABLE F L Y I N G APPA BABY? yes pls i want it now thxs.

Definitely a water bender, I want to learn how to heal and maybe blood bending? sorry I just think it'll come in handy Also I want the show plot, so everybody is like 20, and I want more of a slow vibe? so the 3 seasons are going to be way more than just 3 months, but I don't know exactly how much. I just don't wanna be in a hurry lol

Also, I'm thinking of making a DR where I am the avatar? is that too egocentric? lol I'm just thinking about it, who knows.

BATMAN DR

Not The Batman, just Batman. Kinda general comic knowledge DR. I want so bad to be part of the batfamily also wear a cape and have cool tools. Yes, I want all that.

Of course, I would shit my pants if I ever see the joker. But idk I feel like if I want to be a superheroe I also want Batman to be there as a mentor idk I also love this dramatic emo bat dressing men since I was a kid so maybe I'm working on some daddy issues with this one? lol no one can judge me

Safety measures: death in this line of work is so rare, for real, I'm taking no chances. Although I don't know the extent in which I can get away with this. I mean, shifting is limitless, or at least that's what I think. I just don't want people to get hurt in any reality am in, and specially I don't want to hurt people willingly or not.

Also, I want to have powers. I know it doesn't really go with batman, but I want everything lmao. I'm also getting rid of my backstory. I'll just be some kid in gotham, trying to have a life in this shithole city when oh wow it's that batman? no way, that's crazy! wait, what's that, batman? you think I'll be a good sidekick? stop, you're gonna make me blu-yes, am in. let's fucking go pls.

WINX DR.

WHY IS NOBODY SHIFTING TO CLUB WINX. Gorgeous, gorgeous girls want to be a part of a beautiful and strong group of friends that will literally go to the end of the universe for each other and spend their days in their magical fairy castle learning magic and how specifically it manifests to each of them and have gorgeous, gorgeous outfits made of magic and a dance sequence in the middle of the air to fight some emo punk witches until we all became friends in a soul touching enemies to friends to lovers trope kinda DR haha

Safety measures: my outfits are drop-dead gorgeous. If I fell in love with some girl flora im literally looking at you don't dare to break my heart it's already yours they also fell for me I KNOW THAT I'M LEAVING THIS THINGS TO THE UNIVERSE BUT ALSO CAN'T TAKE ANYCHANCES OKEY also I don't mine whatever type of fairy I would be I just want to be able to use magic for anything? like it has to be something that would be useful in battle but also day to day shananigans, but I want it to be surprise.

#shiftblr #shifting community #shifting #shifting blog #reality shifting #shifting realities #shifttok #DR #desired reality

[sarcasmwineandeverythingfine]

*mini rant* 🥴

(TW: i am not mentioning my weight but i will be mentioning a number related to lbs in general; will also be mentioning the act of weighing)

i have to be on the beach for a bachelorette party in t-minus 28 days and i am ab to FLIP out.

i got down to what i consider a solid “maintenance” weight around september/october and didn’t gain a goddamn pound (thank you ~stress~ from 18 hours of senior-level courses). i wasn’t sleeping, was barely eating, felt like shit, but at least i weighed less, right? 🤡

fast-forward to winter break, and i said “okay i’ll go on a 3-4 week food bender” and ofc everyone drinks a lot more during the holidays, so my hunger was definitely back. i gained around 8-9 pounds in those weeks. idk what gets into me but i can literally get into these head spaces where i don’t even think ab weighing. i don’t own a scale bc i’ve been in pseudo-recovery for like, idk, 2 years now? and i know that it is not good for me to have one. also i have an amazing, loving, supportive boyfriend who’s been with me through all of my BS and he too knows that we cannot have a scale.

but i digress—my neighbor has one and we are SUPER close. i probably hang out with her, at minimum, 2-3 times a week? so yeah i weigh myself on her scale when i’m there. and she knows, i’ve told her. but i don’t obsess about it. i don’t like, ask her if i can come up and weigh myself, i just do it once or twice each time when i’m up there.

anyways—because i am literally exactly a fucking month away from this trip, reality has now set in that i have to get my shit together (AKA re-trigger myself in a way🤡) because i am NOT about to go down there like this. thankfully i haven’t gained any more than those 8-9 pounds, but holy hell i need to lose AT LEAST 10 before this trip.

i told myself after my winter break “bender” that i’d get my shit back in check after NYE/new year’s day. welp, that didn’t happen, and here we are almost a month later🥴🥲

wish me luck😭

cheers ❤️

[ceruleanwhore]

I’ve noticed that people in the AtLA fandom have a tendency to conflate our world with the world of Avatar and forget that AtLA is still a fantasy story based in a fantasy world. Mainly, this comes out in how people talk about race. One of the main examples is the recent argument of the Southern Water Tribe having been colonized by the Fire Nation. In the canon of the show, this is inherently untrue, which means that people just see that the Water Tribes are based on native people, conflate the two, and also assume the North American native experience that they then paste onto this completely different culture and society in a fantasy world.

The other one I’ve run into is people getting defensive and actually angry about how, yes, there are black people in Avatar and no, it doesn’t matter that they never existed in that world until at least Legend of Korra. Basically, I’ll make the point of how the different nations are based on east Asian and northern native people and then someone jumps in getting really defensive about immigration and emigration in countries like Japan. Essentially, they try to defend half-assed writing around race or argue against a lack of racial diversity by bringing up the fact that not every single person who lives in Japan is ethnically Japanese, as though the world of Avatar actually has all of the external populations that our world does to introduce racial diversity.

Then, there’s the technology in LoK and how some people get all cocky about it like “see? It’s good because it’s exactly how our technological revolution happened, breakneck pace and all.” It pisses me off so fucking much how smug some of these people can be about how they genuinely believe that the quality of fantasy can be determined by how realistic it is. Nobody talks about Tolkien like this, even though it, too, is fantasy that is modeled somewhat after reality, because people who talk about Tolkien know that this shit is just really fucking stupid. Imagine how people would take it if, after the trilogy, there was another book set 100 years later where there’s cars and Minas Tirith has been made into a mirror image of 1920s Chicago. How is Avatar any different? How could you acknowledge how fucking stupid my Tolkien example would be while simultaneously spewing bullshit about how LoK’s worldbuilding is good because it did exactly that bullshit?

And then, idk if it falls under this category or not but it is certainly based in cynicism that is rooted in our world, but there’s also the way that people just ignore redemption arcs and have that dumbass attitude of ‘people never change’ and they think that, once someone does bad things, they are completely irredeemable and that it is like straight up impossible for anyone to change for the better and make up for past mistakes. Also, kind of like my first point about colonization, people will label Iroh as a fucking war criminal for just… laying siege on an enemy city? Which, while kind of shitty, is a perfectly normal and reasonable tactical move in war and is certainly not a fucking war crime. But the idea that any general, by the nature of being a fucking general, is an irredeemable shit human is fucking disgusting. Are you then claiming that every single person who has ever served in the military is as well? These claims against Iroh seem, to me, at least, to be based in people’s views of things like Japan’s involvement in WWII and them then mapping the whole Fire Nation, and Iroh, onto that. Since Japan committed war crimes, then, now, so did Iroh just by being a general.

So, anyway, Avatar is fucking fantasy and some of these new gen fuckasses on twitter and in those cursed facebook groups need to shut the fuck up and remember the absolute most basic, fundamental part of all of this. The Southern Water Tribe was never colonized by the Fire Nation, systematic eradication of water benders ≠ colonization. The gaang traveling the world in AtLA was the fantasy narrative function of using the narrative to show the whole world- meaning that the genre inherently works on a wysiwyg basis and no, there weren’t black people, latinx people, white people, Middle Eastern people, or any races other than variations of east Asian peoples. Our breakneck paced technological revolution does not make for a good narrative or good worldbuilding in a fucking fantasy world that’s based heavily in ideas of mysticism and spirituality and has a very ancient feel to the land and the architecture, even with the technology that exists in AtLA. Zuko got better and so did Jet and Iroh; he’s no longer the fucking villain when he jumps in front of fucking lightning, throwing away his life to save Katara’s without hesitation. Fucking hell, it’s not rocket science you idiots.

#atla #a:tla #avatar #avatar the last airbender #avatar: the last airbender #atla rant #avatar rant #anti lok #fuck atla twitter #atla fandom #a:tla fandom #avatar fandom #redemption arcs count #fantasy isnt meant to be realistic dumbass

[hotstuffhotdog]

5, 7 and 12 for those comic asks

5: if going based on most likely power based on myself?? I probably would have cypher or Darwin's powers which is respectively speaking/understanding any possible language and adaptation(im aware these arent great descriptions of em but i dont wanna write all that out rn). If speaking of what power I would actually want I'm not sure. maybe fate based powers? idk

7: there are a lot to choose tbh but i think i gotta say franklin richards as he basically is a reality bender 

12: genuinely hard to pick tbh... from marvel I really love doctor doom,magneto,mystique,ares and norman osborn(distinctly in dark reign,I know it's not particularly good but I enjoy it). From dc and while several aren't rlly villains anymore I am listing them anyway; riddler, poison ivy,harley quinn, jason todd/red hood, amanda waller and lobo

im absolutely certain im missing some favs but i got shit memory and these are the ones i could think of rn

#ask meme

[stinky-woman]

7 PEOPLE I’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER.

rules:  fill this up and then tag 7 people you’d like to know better!

one / ( alias / name ):  Eden. If you request death, you may call me Wheatie

two / ( date of birth ):  September 27th

three / ( zodiac sign ): trash libra

four / ( height ): 6 foot fucking 1

five / ( hobbies ): Aight i do a lot of shit but i do a lot of shit not that well. Guitar, painting/drawing, videogames, knitting, reading, writing, being basic

six / ( favorite color ):  Im edgy its black

seven / ( favorite books ):  This one called Alabama Moon i read like 7 years ago. that shit was great

eight / ( last song listened to ):  Fucking south park theme song. i cannot tell a lie. if it makes you feel better, before that it was the kk slider version of Le Festin (that one ratatouille song that tiktok claimed)

nine / ( last film or show watched ): uhuhuhhhhhhhh probably akira? if not some shit with gordon ramsay probably

ten / ( story behind url ): im stinky. im a woman. what more do u want

eleven / ( inspiration for muse / talk about an oc ): i have exactly 0 "ocs" so im gonna talk about layla, my dnd character. So basically, at first she was like. by the books dnd character, so ill talk abt that, then my adaptation for my friend's dnd-esque game. So basically, she lived in a very bigoted high elf village called Whall. they were all very rich and very mean, until her purple-tinted skin, a trait she picked up from her father, caused a huge uproar in the city that ended in her and her father being exiled from the town because of their slight dragonborn heritage. So, they travelled around for a while as nomads until her father scrounged up enough money to live in a tiny hole in the wall. He got a job as a mercenary and ended up getting paid a large amount. they lived with luxury but still humbly, understanding that nothing stays static.

One trip, Layla's father came back with a special gem, and in his spare time, he made it into a necklace and gave it to layla, since she got anxious frequently from his leaving.

One day, her anxieties became a reality. After not returning from a risky job for two weeks, one of her father's partners in the mercenary business showed up at her door in tattered clothes. He told her the news about her father, and she shut down. For two years, she hoarded the wealth that her father had gained over the past few years, until one of her father's friends, whom had become a sort of caretaker for Layla, got her out of her rut. She convinced herself to become a mercenary, to find what killed her father and avenge his death.

I pretty much adapted this to my friends campaign by having her be latina in a world based around a sort of American BNHA. She is now a water-bender in a group of teenagers goin to high school for their powers :)

i was tagged by @hfytus

uhhhhhhhhh im just gonna tag the people i know even though idk many people

@p-1-s-s @projectaffectivity @vampire-fern @happyfroglegs @blondiiblitz @darlingdearestt

[hyunnie]

softest of q’s for your most recent followers *cue posh laughter*

Tagged by @briee-elle ah yes thanks for tagging me now i have another chance to learn more about myself lol

rules: answer the soft q’s and tag 5 of your most recent followers and 3 of your biggest fans

q. what’s the smell of your shampoo?

a. uhh...whatever pantene smells like

q. what is your aesthetic?

a. if it’s clothes i usually always wear cropped shirts/sweaters, a pair of jeans, and my trusty old skool vans

q. when’s your favorite time of day and why?

a. night time when i come home from work cause all my responsibilities are done for the day

q. what do you like the most about the beach?

a. i love swimming in them i could literally stay in the water all day

q. what do you worry about constantly?

a. when the fuck am i gonna transfer, where the fuck am i gonna transfer, what the fuck am i doing loolll

q. what is a song you’ve cried to before?

a. stop the rain by day 6..? mirror by skz?? 

q. what are some relaxing tips for your followers?

a. have lil karaoke sessions my dudes it’s so fun

q. what are some things that make you tear up?

a. heartwarming movies, when i see hella good performances

q. what is your favorite from each of the five senses?

a. touch: my carpet lol it’s super fucking fluffy

    smell: pastries

    taste: jasmine milk tea hehe

    hear: skz hhehehehehe

    sight: skz hehehehehehe im terrible

q. what is one alternate reality you’d want to be in?

a. last airbender world holy shit let me be a water bender pleassseee

q. what are some troubles you face on a day to day basis?

a. trying to justify all the hours i spend watching youtube and sitting on my laptop when i could be doing productive things

q. what is one scene of a book that’s made you really sad?

a. oh shit i haven’t read a book in fucking forever...idk rue’s death scene?

q. say smth to all your followers.

a. thank you so fucking much. like my content isn’t even amazing but thanks for sticking with me :’)

tagging:

five most recent followers:  @jal-hago-isseo | @jjihyun | @1ovmze | @kpopinghoesworld | @finn-shitposts

4 biggest fans: @happyhyunjin | @channieroo | @briee-elle | @johnnyseo-what 

whomever i want: @167crn | @minboo | @binsual | @binsracha