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girlbyherself · 2 years
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netflix getting rid of all of the movies except 4.5 is actually so sick and twisted !!
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r4zzle-d4zzle · 1 year
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will forever love this video
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myoddessy · 2 years
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BESTIE WOULD YOU DO PLATONIC JACKASS HC'S FOR YOU BEING NEW CREW FOR JACKASS FOREVER THATS THE YOUNGEST ON SET? IM SORRY IM JUST EXCITED
DONT APOLOGISE BABY THIS EXACT THOUGHT WAS GOING THROUGH MY HEAD WHEN WATCHING FOREVER AND 4.5 !!
BEING THE YOUNGEST CAST MEMBER OF JACKASS FOREVER !!
recruitment !
let's say you're about 24 when the main part of jackass forever filming takes to place, meaning you're about 6 years younger than the youngest person before you ( zach, i'm pretty sure because he's 30 )
maybe i'm just blinded by my love for him, but i feel like spike would be the one to recruit you
i'm thinking that you're a stunt double that worked a lot on action movies / projects that required someone willing to do a lot of hardcore stuff
and maybe spike just so happens to be friends with the director of the project you're working on and sees you at work and before he even realises what's happening, his phone is out and he's texting tremaine
you were probably one of the last to be recruited out of the new cast tbh
but you fit right in as soon as you met everyone, and they probably forget that you're younger than them the second they talk to you
filming !
i feel like johnny would be one of the only ones to mention your age, and even then it's just to volunteer you for harsh stunts
"you've got youthful bones, kiddo." "johnny, you just got ragdolled by a bull."
oh and he also uses your age to blame you for petty pranks he pulls because "you're young and that means it's easier for you to run away from the victim."
you and rachel are best friends, not just because the only women cast members have to stick together, but i feel like you'd just sync well
a lot of duo stunts with you and rachel because you're trained to not give a shit and she just generally doesn't give a shit
skits with you and poopies are always great too, because of the same logic of neither of you really caring about what you're doing
ngl you were probably nervous as shit meeting the og cast and definitely let it slip that they were your inspirations to go into stunt work
and lance got it on camera so whenever you make fun of them, they can throw it back in your face
very much brother / sister dynamics, but not in an overprotective and doting way, in an "i want to fucking murder you and hide the body where nobody will find it, but with love" kind of way
i feel like you and ehren would vibe, idk why because i don't think you'd do many stunts together but i just feel like you'd vibe
spike would probably be the most concerned for you because he would have met you when you were like 20/21 so he's still processing the fact that you're not a barely legal adult anymore
they're my fav dysfunctional family and you're the edgy "don't touch my hair, mom" (directed at chris who keeps trying to braid your hair but always yanks on it way too hard) daughter that completes them
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belladonna-miranda · 3 months
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Can you believe Jackass Forever turned 2 years old over the weekend? Neither can I, because I watched it the day after it came out to celebrate my birthday. Besides the cup tests, these are my top three stunts.
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hitmewithabusposts · 2 years
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The new cast of jackass freaking out over the famous reader who is married to Johnny who came to visit that fine silver fox-I mean her husband 😭💗
I LOVE THIS! I have a slightly suggestive silver foxville fic in my drafts rn I’m debating on posting…so maybe this will help me post that because that man is still fine as hell😭🫣
Out with the Old
Knox x reader
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I arrived on set, but because of covid it was the first time I was allowed to visit my husband and all his friends while they were filming, it was also the first time I’d be officially meeting the new guys.
Johnny said they were filming a bit with Rachel, Poopies, and Steveo where they had to be “mimes” and right away I saw the mime costumes and Knox in a green cardigan and his raybans that haven’t left his side for 20 years.
When Knox saw me, his face lit up and he jogged over to me, wrapping his arms around my waist, and bending down to kiss me, my hand sliding up to his jaw. He didn’t know I was coming today either, I’d been filming for a show up in Canada the past 2 weeks so he’d only been able to fly out once to see me since they were filming Jackass right now too, so I talked to Jeff and wanted to surpise him.
We met back in 2005, both of us on set for some movie and after filming was done for that, he asked me out. And 4 years later he proposed, and we’ve been married since then. The other guys of Jackass have just become complete family to me too, spending so much time with them at premiers, dinners, and visiting everyone on set when I wasn’t filming something of my own.
“God honey, what are you doing here?” He asked suprised, his hands holding my hips still. “We got done filming early, and I wanted to suprise you, so I talked to Jeff and he said I could come” I said, running my hand down his chest, feeling him flex under his tee shirt.
“I’ve missed you” he told me, engulfing me in another hug that I’ve missed. “C‘mon, we just have a bit more to film, but you can see some of the old guys who are here and I’ll introduce you to the new ones, then I’m taking you home” he said, throwing me a wink under his sunglasses.
By now everyone was starting, and the new people were talking amongst themselves, pointing over at me. When me and Knox started to approach, Chris instantly ran over to hug me. “I’ve missed you, this man hasn’t shut up about you since filming started” he said, making Johnny’s cheeks blush. I looked over at him, and his silver hair that was shining in the sunlight, and reflecting off his tan skin. If anyone ages like fine wine, it’s my husband.
The new guys had slowly approached us, so I turned to them and said, “hey guys! I’m y/n, I’m married to this old man” I joked, poking Knox in his arm, as he was standing behind me, hugging me with his head on my shoulder.
“we know who you are! Everyone here always talks about you and you’re one of my favorite actresses!” Rachel said, coming up to give me a hug. “It’s so nice to see a girl around here for a change! Keep them in shape for me when I’m not around” I joked, getting a laugh from everyone.
Poopies talked next saying, “wow, I totally had a crush on you when I was a kid” and then turned to Knox and said, “you’re a lucky man dude” getting everyone to laugh again, and a slap to the arm from Knox.
“Thank god you showed up, Knox has been relentless and getting on everyone’s nerves, I think he just needs laid” Steveo joked, telling me about how much of a handful he’d been the past couple weeks, especially with the tasers which didn’t surprise me.
We all stood around and talked, and I watched Steveo get his shins absolutely destroyed with a skateboard, before Knox was back at my side, his arm around my waist. “Wanna get out of here sweetheart?” He asked lowly, running a big hand down my side. “Of course, old man” I joked, making him smile and kiss my head.
“We’re out for the night, we’ll see you guys in the morning!” He yelled, multiple people waving or yelling “see ya later” back. Jeff yelling “don’t have too much fun kids”, getting a middle finger from me and a “this is why I taze you Jeff” from Knox as we walked to his car.
He held the door open for me and ran around to the drivers seat, instantly holding my hand in his over the counsel. “So, what do you think of the new guys?” He asked, turning his head to look at me with that million-dollar smile I fell for.
“They’re super funny, I can’t wait to meet the others, you picked good honey” I told him, to which he kissed the back of my hand and said, “well I’m married to you, so obviously I know how to pick ‘em”
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abs0luteb4stard · 1 year
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W ❤ T C H I N G
It's 6 am and I haven't slept from nervousness. I see Amazon Prime has for this included. I'm gonna watch it.
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Honestly I've never really done anything "jackass-like", like some people that made the news or got injured doing stupid things like this.
But considering what pain I've always been in, and then the pain I'm in from just regular injuries and my fibromyalgia pain and stuff like that, or just being 37 and you start feeling your body more than when you were 12 years old.
I do not envy anyone in Jackass. There's no fame worth the the amount of debilitating pain some of them must be in from their 22 years of injuries and "stunts".
My broken down body had been hounding me from a young age, that's enough to make life awful many days. I am so glad it's not worse, considering its already fucking terrible.
Still a fun movie, nostalgia to look back on the crazy "tasteless" shit I would watch with my dad or my friends.
BUT seeing Johnny Knoxville get knocked cold by that bull at 51(?) And learning that he had suffered cognitive impairment for several days/weeks after. That's not worth it. You couldn't pay me enough. That scary. He's not 20-30 anymore. His recovery from a concussion isn't what it used to be. And his brain is going to be so bad when he's elderly.
ALSO: I give Steve-O a huge amount of credit for being sober for almost 10+ years now. Truly an excellent thing. I hope he's clean forever. He's crazy as ever, but he's got a totally different personality even without that shit.
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philipjohnclapp · 2 years
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MASTERLIST
THIS IS MY JACKASS MASTERLIST I WRITE ANYTHING AND ALL AND ITS ALL LINKED HERE!
Johnny Knoxville
Out of Control (Angst, featuring Knoxville as Clay Barber from Reboot, mentions of character death, substance abuse, and Reboot spoilers)
CKY Member Dating Knoxville Headcanon's (Mentions of the band and the show and Jackass, and relationships with the other CKY guys, pretty much fluff and barely nsfw)
T-Pee (It is a series and it’s on AO3, angst, silver fox Knoxville, hurt, dark comedyish)
Johnnny Knoxville Dating Pregnant Reader Headcanons (Young Johnny, fem reader, fluff for the most part)
Steve-O
Quietus of All Drugs (Angst, no comfort, all cannon, also includes Johnny, and Chris, extremely triggering)
The File (Fluff, Gender Neutral Reader, humor, slight gore)
My Annoying Neighbor Steve (Kinda hate at start, fluff, female reader, humor, kinda ship)
Steve-O Dating Reader Headcanons (No gender implied take it as you will, fluff)
Steve-O Dating a Popstar Headcanons (Female reader, fluff, a bit of smut, funny and wholesome.)
My Suicide: Steve-O's Cut; How to Write a Letter? (Angst, hurt, mentions of all the guys, series on AO3)
If You’re Gonna Be Dumb, You Gotta Be Tough(Goretober Prompt 1, super bad writing, angst, mentions of Knoxville.)
Dave England
Dating Dave England Headcannon's ( Headcannons, fluff, no gender specified, humor.)
Bam Margera
I’m Y/N And I'm Gonna Tease Bam All Day Long (Drabble, fem reader, smut.)
Sex Pollution (Imagine, fem reader implied, smut, slow burn, jealous, reader is Johnny Knoxvilles sister.)
Rigged Game of Ping Pong (Drabble, angst, Jackass Forever, issues, Goretober prompt 3.)
Chris Pontius
I think that you made it up, I think that your mind is gone. (Long Fic, Female Y/N, noncon, smut, Jackass MTV)
Ryan Dunn
Ryan Dunn Headcanons (Mostly fluff & wholesome, a bit of reader/yn.)
Wee-Man
None
Preston Lacy
None
Ehren McGhehey
Submissive Ehren McGhehey Smut Headcannons
(Headcannons, smut, fluff, no reader specified, no character specified, just whoever you’d like.)
Jeff Tremaine
None
Spike Jonze
Car Jacking
(Smut, masturbation, mentions of ships, rough)
Brandon DiCamillo
None
Chris Raab
None
Poopies
None
Rachel Wolfson
None
Zach
None
Brandon Novak
None
Tony Hawk
None
Ville Valo
None
(Will edit as requested)
PAIRINGS
Chris Pontius and Steve-O
Chris Pontius and Steve-O Dating Headcannons (Fluff, humor, mentions of light drugs, mentions of Wild Boyz)
Vomiting Lust (NSFW, humor, mentions of Wild Boyz, and vomit. )
Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O
Johnny Knoxville and Steve-Os First Time Together Headcanons (NSFW, humor, dirty, ship obviously.)
Clowning Around (Bromance, not really a ship, denial?, humor, fluff.)
Cheap cologne, even cheaper cigarettes, and Tennessee whiskey. (Goretober prompt 2, Slight NSFW, rough, substance abuse.)
Bam Margera and Johnny Knoxville
Rebel Against The Man (Implied Relationship, mentions of smut, drug and alcohol abuse, character death, angsty, suicide implied?)
Will edit and add as requests flood in, plus there’s too many pairings, so that make it easier.
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dangerehrenn · 2 years
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hi! may i request hc’s for Rachel? can be best friends, lovers, anything! there’s literally no fics for her haha
hope these are okay! sorry it took so long for me to do this :/
rachel wolfson hcs
she is so funny
like when you’re with her, expect to almost die laughing
when she’s high she gets funnier somehow
sometimes she’ll start telling a joke and just start giggling without finishing the punchline, which causes you to start giggling
and then she forgets why she was laughing so she laughs some more
lots of smoke sessions where u both just chill in her or your apartment
watching some shitty movie with loads of snacks
this becomes routine for you both almost every other evening
if ur dating this will definitely lead to high sex ok she loves it
i feel like she loves road trips
so expect to be dragged out of your apartment to go in the car for hours because she heard about something cool in another state
turns out when you get there whatever she heard of isn’t there anymore
but she doesn’t care because you get to spend more time together in the car on the way back
singing along to her playlist (we know she will never let you play your music)
seeing random attractions on the side of the road so u both stop for a while and mess around
when she’s on set she definitely pranks you
she does it when she isn’t on set, but get ready for it to be 10x worse
her go to thing is to scare you shitless
so when you’re least expecting it she’ll jump out and yell
causing you to throw whatever you were holding or accidentally run into someone cos you were trying to get away from her
if she does it when there’s a crowd around expect for everyone to laugh
but if you tell her it makes u uncomfortable to be laughed at she’ll stop doing it in front of people
(won’t stop when you’re alone though)
she gives the best gifts too
your birthday or christmas, or she just found something cool that reminded her of you
whatever the occasion, you’re gonna love what she bought / found you
rachel is the epitome of the ‘i found a cool rock so now you have a cool rock’ friend / girlfriend
if you’re dating she is the most caring and loving girlfriend ever
she’s already like this with her friends, but she’s so much more caring when you’re dating
she’ll constantly compliment you at random times
you both could be doing your own individual things
she’s folding clothes and you’re doing the dishes or something
and she’ll just give you the most heartfelt compliment you’ve ever heard
and then continue folding clothes like it was nothing
she’ll constantly remind you that she loves you because she doesn’t want to risk you forgetting it (you won’t)
and she likes it when you play with her hair
if you’re both in bed and you start playing with her hair
she’s flat out after 2 mins
she’ll always check up on you
if you mention something that even gives you the tiniest bit of anxiety and then you have to do that thing later in the week
she’ll make sure you know she’s there if you need to take a break from it
and she’ll text you periodically though the day just to make sure everything’s all good
when you do the same with her she really appreciates it
and it just makes her love you more
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buggirl6280 · 1 year
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!jackass cast as texts pt.2!
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playgirlpontius · 2 years
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WHAT IF I STARTED CRYIBG
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tomarksbitch · 2 years
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crying because i love them but i miss ryan so much :(
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girlbyherself · 2 years
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the women of jackass, stephanie hodge and rachel wolfson!!
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dunnswrld · 2 years
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Hello! Could I please request a Steve imagine where reader has a surprise pregnancy and is super scared to tell Steve (maybe reader confides in Rachel or someone), but he actually ends up being really supportive and willing to give it a shot? Thanks!! 💗
Surprise!
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a/n: This is a bit out of my comfort zone but I'm willing to give it a shot!
prompt: You find out you're pregnant with your future husband Steve-o's baby. You're a nervous wreck and aren't that good at hiding it which leads to Rachel and Jasper asking you what's going on, when you tell them they offer the help you very much need. But will their advice work when you tell Steve-o?
warnings: Fem!reader other than that none!!
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You sat in Steve-o's trailer, a weight on your shoulders as you sat silently. It was needless to say you had a lot on your mind, you were currently pregnant with your fiancé Steve-o's baby.
You had your suspicions that you were when you missed your period last month but you thought that maybe you just had a ghost period. But when you threw up in the morning last week while Steve-o was filming for Jackass Forever you quickly went to a store and bought a pregnancy test.
What you weren't expecting was for the test to come back positive.
Though you were happy that out of all the people you could have a baby with it was Steve-o's you were scared to see how he would react.
Steve-o said he wasn't really found of the idea of having kids which was why you were so scared to tell him. The anxiety of not telling him had been eating away at you over the past week.
You didn't know how he would react, if he would be happy or if he would be upset. You knew that Steve-o wouldn't be mad but more so just upset, he didn't want kids and that was something he seemed set on.
"You ok babe?" Steve-o asked you, making you snap out of your thoughts and see him stepping out of the trailer bathroom. "Oh yeah I am! Just a bit tired." You smiled. "Yeah I understand, sorry for making you tag along today." "Oh no no! I don't mind at all you know I like coming to set with you."
Steve-o smiled and walked over to you on the couch, giving you kiss on your cheek. "You're the best babe. I have to go talk to Knoxville and Jeff. You can come out with me if you want or stay in here." You knew if you stayed in the trailer red flags would go off in Steve-o's head. "Sure I'll come out, I'll talk to Rachel or something."
Steve-o held a hand out for you, you took his hand as he helped you up. You two walked hand-in-hand together out of his trailer, making your guys way to the tents. Steve-o walked you under the tents where Rachel and Jasper greeted you with smiles and waves.
"I'll be back shortly." Steve-o said as he let go of your hand. "Ok Steve." "Could I get a kiss?" Steve-o asked. "Only if I can get one too." Jasper said, earning a snicker from Rachel. "Totally not happening dude." Steve-o laughed as he gave you a peck on the lips. Steve-o began to jog back to the trailers worried he was making himself late to whatever Jeff and Johnny needed to talk about.
You took a seat across from Rachel and Jasper, both of them leaning back in their chairs and chatting about something you weren't paying attention too. Both of them looking a bit too relax while on a Jackass set.
As you sat under the tent across from the two your mind began to fill with the thought of how you were really pregnant and it wasn't some prank on Steve-o.
Your stress must have been easy to pick up on because Rachel gently tapped Jaspers arm as he talked, causing him to pause as Rachel moved her eyes over to you and back to Jasper. Signaling that something was off.
When Jasper looked at you it was apparent that you were upset or stressing over something. Jasper looked back at Rachel and mouthed, "Ask her what's up." Rachel nodded her head at her friends words, turning her head away from Jasper and to you.
"Hey Yn are you ok?" Rachel asked. You looked up after hearing your name be said seeing Jasper and Rachel looking at you. "Oh yeah I'm good!" You lied. "You sure? You look like your stressed over something." Jasper said seeing through your lie.
"You can talk to us about it, we won't tell anyone seriously. Not even Steve-o." Rachel added, Jasper nodding his head in agreement. You sighed as you felt tears build up in your eyes. You knew that you would have to tell someone eventually, so you might as well come clean now than when it's too late. "I'm pregnant."
Jasper's eyes widened as his eyebrows raised, Rachel's eyes only widening a bit as she tried to mask a reaction unlike Jasper to avoid making you more upset.
"No way for real?" Jasper asked you as he sat up from his leaning position. "Yeah." You said with a stuffy nose from trying to hold back tears. "When did you find out?" Rachel asked in a soft tone. "Last week, I missed my period a month ago and didn't think anything of it but then I threw up in the morning last week so I bought a test cause I thought maybe it was possible while Steve-o was here filming and it said positive." You said as you bursted into tears when you finished your sentence.
Rachel quickly stood up from her chair and walked over to your side of the table and took the chair next to you wrapping an arm around your shoulder and pulling you in for a small side hug. Jasper soon followed Rachel and took another seat next to you and gently rubbed your arm, not wanting to invade your personal space.
"Does Steve-o know?" Jasper asked quietly. "No and I'm scared to tell him cause he said he doesn't want kids. God what if he calls off our engagement over this?" You sobbed, putting your face into your hands. "No no Yn Steve-o would never do that!" Rachel said. "No he totally wouldn't, he is whipped over you. All he talks about on set is you!" Jasper added.
You sniffed and moved your face out of your hands, turning your head to Jasper.
"Really?" You asked wiping your tears with your palm. "Yes really! He talks about how lucky he is to have you and how he would be so screwed without you." Rachel said.
You paused for a moment and really thought about how much Steve-o does love you. Steve-o even making sure you knew in every way from gifts, words, and actions and you did the same. You realized how stupid it was for you to think Steve-o would be upset over this, if anything he would be at first but realize how much he does love you.
"Geez I'm an idiot for thinking he'd call off the engagement over this huh?" You chuckled as you wiped your tears again. "Not calling you an idiot or anything but defiantly." Jasper laughed, Rachel joining him. You slapped Jasper's shoulder playfully and laughed.
"But you do need to tell him and as soon as you can, maybe even when he comes back if he has the time." Rachel said with a soft smile. "How should I?" "Maybe just be blunt, straight forward you know?" Jasper said. "Not like super blunt though." Rachel laughed. "Yeah not super blunt but blunt." You said.
"It'll be good though, Steve-o loves you a lot he would be dumb to get mad over how he is going to be a dad." Jasper said. "Yeah, he should be happy if anything that he gets to have a kid with such a good person like you." Rachel said. "God I'm not sure what I would do if I didn't tell you guys. Thank you so much you two, seriously." You said wrapping both your arms around both their shoulders and pulling them into a hug.
"Does this mean we are your favorite new cast members or?" Jasper jokingly asked. "I don't have favorites, or at least I'm not allowed to say them." The three of you laughed as you released them from the hug.
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You sat under the tent with Jasper and Rachel still, the conversation shifting from your pregnancy to up and coming stunts as the two thought it would be draining for you to only speak about it and get more stressed about how you would tell Steve-o.
Laughter could be heard from the table as Steve-o approached you guys with a smile on his face. He was happy you were getting along with the new members so well.
"Hey guys." Steve-o said as he was close enough to be heard. You three turned in your chairs to see your future husband approaching. "Hey Steve-o." Jasper said with a wave. You turned your head to Rachel as she only gave you a small reassuring smile. "What are you three doing?" Steve-o asked. Before Jasper could answer his question Rachel spoke up.
"Well we were talking about stunts coming up soon but Jasper and I were just about to go grab water from the water tent." Rachel said as she stood from her seat. "We were?" Jasper asked. "Yes Jasper. We were." Rachel said through gridded teeth as it finally clicked in Jaspers head. "Oh yeah! Water I'm parched you know?" Jasper said nervously as he stood from his chair.
Rachel and Jasper both walked away from the tent you and Steve-o were under, leaving you in a ball of stress.
"What's up with them?" Steve-o asked. "I'm not sure." You said. Silence over came you too as you took a deep breath in before speaking. "Can I talk to you Steve?" You said, turning your head to look at him. Steve-o's brows furrowed, "Yeah sure. Like here or at the trailer?" "Here is fine, just take a seat." Steve-o wasted no time listening to you and taking the seat Rachel was once in, throwing an arm around your shoulder.
"What's wrong? Did I do something to upset you?" Steve-o asked. "No but it's serious and I'm really scared to tell you cause I don't want you to be upset." You nervously chuckled. "Well as long as you didn't get me fired some how I'm sure I'm not going to be mad." Steve-o laughed.
Your head seemed to run a mile a minute as you tried and figure out the words to tell Steve-o. Trying to remember to be blunt but not too blunt like Rachel said. You decided to try and tell him the way you told Rachel and Jasper seeming that it would be easier that way.
"So um last month I missed my period and I didn't think much of it I just thought it was a ghost period but last week when you had to be to set early I threw up and that's when I got scared. So I went and bought a pregnancy test and took it, and it came back positive Steve." You looked at your lap the whole time you spoke, scared to see Steve-o's reaction.
It was silent for a bit after you told him, making you refuse to look up from your lap as the weight on your shoulders didn't seem to lift.
"You're pregnant? Like, right now?" Steve-o asked. You nodded, still avoiding any and all eye contact. "Babe that's what you were scared to tell me?" You looked up at Steve-o with teary eyes. "Babe I would never be upset over that come here." Steve-o wrapped his arms around you tightly as the tears in your eyes fell onto his shoulder. You realized for the first time in a long time you were crying of relief.
"I just thought you would be since you said you didn't want kids." You sniffed. "Babe, that was such a long time ago, like when we first met! Just because I wasn't planning on it doesn't mean I'm going to be mad if it happens, I love you a lot and I know that if I have you I will be a great parent." Steve-o pulled away from the hug and placed his hands on your cheeks, wiping your tears away with his thumbs.
"I love you Yn, so much with or without a baby and I know that we both are going to make some kickass parents so you and I have nothing to worry about." You smiled at his words as you leaned in and kissed his lips. "I'm so lucky I have you." You said. "I'm more lucky to have the best future mom ever."
Rachel and Jasper watched your guys whole interaction from the water tent, a smile on both their faces as they held their bottles of water.
"You think we are going to be the god parents?" Jasper asked. "After that? It would be a crime if we weren't." Rachel laughed as she took a drink of her water.
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myoddessy · 2 years
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Could you do smth for when the youngest member gets hurt while filming jackass forever? Maybe they're on the treadmill stunt and get fucked up p bad?
thank you so much for requesting! i hope it's okay, lovely 💞
OFFICIAL DUMBASS ( OFFICIAL JACKASS )
It wasn't supposed to go wrong. It was supposed to be a simple stunt where the worst possible injury would only require stitches to be fixed. But when you're on the set of Jackass, and seeing if you can 'take flight' with an industrial treadmill as a runway, there's no way to predict what will happen.
Especially when a rock gets caught in the belt and you're sent flying into a steel door with a fuckton of heavy metal equipment on your back.
You couldn't really remember what happened after the sharp pain in your head, only able to make out the panic of the others and the feeling of Rachel holding onto your hand in the ambulance. Johnny and the paramedic both assured you that that was normal in regards to a concussion.
"Am I, like, an official Jackass now?" You asked Rachel with a laugh, words slurred as you absentmindedly toyed with her hands.
"The fuck do you mean?" Clearly confused but unable to hide the comfort of you still managed to joke when concussed within an inch of your life.
"Like, y'know how they're all fuckin' stupid — hi, boys," you turned your attention to the camera Lance held close to your face, wiggling your fingers in a halfhearted wave, before facing Rachel again, "am I, like, an official dumbass now, or somethin'?"
"The biggest dumbass known to mankind." She grinned, exchanging a silent look with Lance as you started to ramble about fucked you'd be if aliens invaded earth right that second that, with a nod, he confirmed that they'd 100% be showing that footage to the others, no matter how much you'd fight them when you regained a proper state of mind.
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belladonna-miranda · 6 months
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Jackass as The Little Mermaid, Part 1: The Main Players
Lately, my friend and I have been associating the Jackass cast as characters from my favorite Disney film, The Little Mermaid. Here's who plays who.
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Danger Ehren as Ariel
First of all, Ehren's the MVP of Jackass Forever--and my heart, so I just had to cast him as the one and only Ariel. Besides, he's the merman of my dreams.
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Rachel Wolfson as Prince Eric
Rachel's the first REAL female Jackass, so I paired her with the MVP of my heart. In fact, she has such courage that I should call her Sailor Princess Rachel!
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Johnny Knoxville as Sebastian
Knoxville, the original leader of the crew voiced Johnny Krill on a SpongeBob episode, should play Sebastian because both krill and crabs are crustaceans. Enough said.
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Wee Man as Flounder
The smallest OG member is none other than Flounder, the adorable blue and yellow fish that gives both the original film and the live-action version a run for their money. Wee Man and Knoxville are Ehren's two BFFs, land or sea.
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Steve-O as Scuttle
Just like Scuttle the seagull learns about the human world, Steve-O knows a lot about the dangerous stunts he's performed over the past 20+ years of Jackass. When it comes to Ehren's visits to the surface world, he's no scuttlebutt about the objects Ehren finds.
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Chris Pontius as King Triton
Party Boy not only knows how to, well, party on land, but he can serve up a storm underwater as well. Hell, Pontius is my second favorite member after Ehren for a reason.
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Preston Lacy as Ursula
Although Preston and Wee Man are besties in real life, Preston makes a brilliant Ursula because not only does he deserve a greater role in the stunts he performs, but also because he could play a villainous character.
Part 2: The Minor Roles coming soon!
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