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xviiangels · 1 month
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"𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙞 𝙨𝙖𝙮 "𝙬𝙤𝙡𝙛 𝙜𝙖𝙣𝙜", 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙖𝙮 "𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩" 𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙢 𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙬𝙤𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙨, 𝙞𝙣𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙧𝙨, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙡𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙬𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙨"
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h01vd4l · 8 months
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girlbyherself · 2 years
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netflix getting rid of all of the movies except 4.5 is actually so sick and twisted !!
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deus-meus · 2 years
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r4zzle-d4zzle · 1 year
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will forever love this video
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cantcatchmeee · 2 years
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actuallykeith · 9 months
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Odd future fanart
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belladonna-miranda · 5 months
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Jackass as The Little Mermaid, Part 2
Couldn't keep the smaller players a secret anymore, so I cast the rest of the Jackass cast as more characters from The Little Mermaid.
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Dave England as Grimsby
Did you expect the guy with a crap-tastic sense of humor to play Princess Rachel/Prince Eric's second-in-command? I just cast him as such for a joke.
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Bam Margera and Ryan Dunn as Flotsam and Jetsam
Just like Dunn and Bam were the best of friends, Flotsam and Jetsam, the sneaky, conniving eel duo, assist Preston/Ursula in her infinitely deranged plan to thwart Ehren/Ariel's plan to fall in love with Rachel/Eric.
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All the rest of the new cast members besides Rachel as Ariel's sisters...er, siblings
Because Zach, Poopies, Eric Manaka, and Jasper didn't have that much screentime apart as much as they all did combined, the boys have a significantly smaller role in the Little Mermaid imagine in spite of Poopies' status as a surfer and Jasper's body surfing and chair surfing stunts in Jackass Forever.
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Taco, Jasper & Lionel 📸 by me
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abs0luteb4stard · 1 year
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W ❤ T C H I N G
It's 6 am and I haven't slept from nervousness. I see Amazon Prime has for this included. I'm gonna watch it.
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Honestly I've never really done anything "jackass-like", like some people that made the news or got injured doing stupid things like this.
But considering what pain I've always been in, and then the pain I'm in from just regular injuries and my fibromyalgia pain and stuff like that, or just being 37 and you start feeling your body more than when you were 12 years old.
I do not envy anyone in Jackass. There's no fame worth the the amount of debilitating pain some of them must be in from their 22 years of injuries and "stunts".
My broken down body had been hounding me from a young age, that's enough to make life awful many days. I am so glad it's not worse, considering its already fucking terrible.
Still a fun movie, nostalgia to look back on the crazy "tasteless" shit I would watch with my dad or my friends.
BUT seeing Johnny Knoxville get knocked cold by that bull at 51(?) And learning that he had suffered cognitive impairment for several days/weeks after. That's not worth it. You couldn't pay me enough. That scary. He's not 20-30 anymore. His recovery from a concussion isn't what it used to be. And his brain is going to be so bad when he's elderly.
ALSO: I give Steve-O a huge amount of credit for being sober for almost 10+ years now. Truly an excellent thing. I hope he's clean forever. He's crazy as ever, but he's got a totally different personality even without that shit.
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fuckjose69 · 8 months
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blond turns 7 years old today, damn time flies
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playgirlpontius · 2 years
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WHAT IF I STARTED CRYIBG
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dunnswrld · 2 years
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Hello! Could I please request a Steve imagine where reader has a surprise pregnancy and is super scared to tell Steve (maybe reader confides in Rachel or someone), but he actually ends up being really supportive and willing to give it a shot? Thanks!! 💗
Surprise!
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a/n: This is a bit out of my comfort zone but I'm willing to give it a shot!
prompt: You find out you're pregnant with your future husband Steve-o's baby. You're a nervous wreck and aren't that good at hiding it which leads to Rachel and Jasper asking you what's going on, when you tell them they offer the help you very much need. But will their advice work when you tell Steve-o?
warnings: Fem!reader other than that none!!
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You sat in Steve-o's trailer, a weight on your shoulders as you sat silently. It was needless to say you had a lot on your mind, you were currently pregnant with your fiancé Steve-o's baby.
You had your suspicions that you were when you missed your period last month but you thought that maybe you just had a ghost period. But when you threw up in the morning last week while Steve-o was filming for Jackass Forever you quickly went to a store and bought a pregnancy test.
What you weren't expecting was for the test to come back positive.
Though you were happy that out of all the people you could have a baby with it was Steve-o's you were scared to see how he would react.
Steve-o said he wasn't really found of the idea of having kids which was why you were so scared to tell him. The anxiety of not telling him had been eating away at you over the past week.
You didn't know how he would react, if he would be happy or if he would be upset. You knew that Steve-o wouldn't be mad but more so just upset, he didn't want kids and that was something he seemed set on.
"You ok babe?" Steve-o asked you, making you snap out of your thoughts and see him stepping out of the trailer bathroom. "Oh yeah I am! Just a bit tired." You smiled. "Yeah I understand, sorry for making you tag along today." "Oh no no! I don't mind at all you know I like coming to set with you."
Steve-o smiled and walked over to you on the couch, giving you kiss on your cheek. "You're the best babe. I have to go talk to Knoxville and Jeff. You can come out with me if you want or stay in here." You knew if you stayed in the trailer red flags would go off in Steve-o's head. "Sure I'll come out, I'll talk to Rachel or something."
Steve-o held a hand out for you, you took his hand as he helped you up. You two walked hand-in-hand together out of his trailer, making your guys way to the tents. Steve-o walked you under the tents where Rachel and Jasper greeted you with smiles and waves.
"I'll be back shortly." Steve-o said as he let go of your hand. "Ok Steve." "Could I get a kiss?" Steve-o asked. "Only if I can get one too." Jasper said, earning a snicker from Rachel. "Totally not happening dude." Steve-o laughed as he gave you a peck on the lips. Steve-o began to jog back to the trailers worried he was making himself late to whatever Jeff and Johnny needed to talk about.
You took a seat across from Rachel and Jasper, both of them leaning back in their chairs and chatting about something you weren't paying attention too. Both of them looking a bit too relax while on a Jackass set.
As you sat under the tent across from the two your mind began to fill with the thought of how you were really pregnant and it wasn't some prank on Steve-o.
Your stress must have been easy to pick up on because Rachel gently tapped Jaspers arm as he talked, causing him to pause as Rachel moved her eyes over to you and back to Jasper. Signaling that something was off.
When Jasper looked at you it was apparent that you were upset or stressing over something. Jasper looked back at Rachel and mouthed, "Ask her what's up." Rachel nodded her head at her friends words, turning her head away from Jasper and to you.
"Hey Yn are you ok?" Rachel asked. You looked up after hearing your name be said seeing Jasper and Rachel looking at you. "Oh yeah I'm good!" You lied. "You sure? You look like your stressed over something." Jasper said seeing through your lie.
"You can talk to us about it, we won't tell anyone seriously. Not even Steve-o." Rachel added, Jasper nodding his head in agreement. You sighed as you felt tears build up in your eyes. You knew that you would have to tell someone eventually, so you might as well come clean now than when it's too late. "I'm pregnant."
Jasper's eyes widened as his eyebrows raised, Rachel's eyes only widening a bit as she tried to mask a reaction unlike Jasper to avoid making you more upset.
"No way for real?" Jasper asked you as he sat up from his leaning position. "Yeah." You said with a stuffy nose from trying to hold back tears. "When did you find out?" Rachel asked in a soft tone. "Last week, I missed my period a month ago and didn't think anything of it but then I threw up in the morning last week so I bought a test cause I thought maybe it was possible while Steve-o was here filming and it said positive." You said as you bursted into tears when you finished your sentence.
Rachel quickly stood up from her chair and walked over to your side of the table and took the chair next to you wrapping an arm around your shoulder and pulling you in for a small side hug. Jasper soon followed Rachel and took another seat next to you and gently rubbed your arm, not wanting to invade your personal space.
"Does Steve-o know?" Jasper asked quietly. "No and I'm scared to tell him cause he said he doesn't want kids. God what if he calls off our engagement over this?" You sobbed, putting your face into your hands. "No no Yn Steve-o would never do that!" Rachel said. "No he totally wouldn't, he is whipped over you. All he talks about on set is you!" Jasper added.
You sniffed and moved your face out of your hands, turning your head to Jasper.
"Really?" You asked wiping your tears with your palm. "Yes really! He talks about how lucky he is to have you and how he would be so screwed without you." Rachel said.
You paused for a moment and really thought about how much Steve-o does love you. Steve-o even making sure you knew in every way from gifts, words, and actions and you did the same. You realized how stupid it was for you to think Steve-o would be upset over this, if anything he would be at first but realize how much he does love you.
"Geez I'm an idiot for thinking he'd call off the engagement over this huh?" You chuckled as you wiped your tears again. "Not calling you an idiot or anything but defiantly." Jasper laughed, Rachel joining him. You slapped Jasper's shoulder playfully and laughed.
"But you do need to tell him and as soon as you can, maybe even when he comes back if he has the time." Rachel said with a soft smile. "How should I?" "Maybe just be blunt, straight forward you know?" Jasper said. "Not like super blunt though." Rachel laughed. "Yeah not super blunt but blunt." You said.
"It'll be good though, Steve-o loves you a lot he would be dumb to get mad over how he is going to be a dad." Jasper said. "Yeah, he should be happy if anything that he gets to have a kid with such a good person like you." Rachel said. "God I'm not sure what I would do if I didn't tell you guys. Thank you so much you two, seriously." You said wrapping both your arms around both their shoulders and pulling them into a hug.
"Does this mean we are your favorite new cast members or?" Jasper jokingly asked. "I don't have favorites, or at least I'm not allowed to say them." The three of you laughed as you released them from the hug.
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You sat under the tent with Jasper and Rachel still, the conversation shifting from your pregnancy to up and coming stunts as the two thought it would be draining for you to only speak about it and get more stressed about how you would tell Steve-o.
Laughter could be heard from the table as Steve-o approached you guys with a smile on his face. He was happy you were getting along with the new members so well.
"Hey guys." Steve-o said as he was close enough to be heard. You three turned in your chairs to see your future husband approaching. "Hey Steve-o." Jasper said with a wave. You turned your head to Rachel as she only gave you a small reassuring smile. "What are you three doing?" Steve-o asked. Before Jasper could answer his question Rachel spoke up.
"Well we were talking about stunts coming up soon but Jasper and I were just about to go grab water from the water tent." Rachel said as she stood from her seat. "We were?" Jasper asked. "Yes Jasper. We were." Rachel said through gridded teeth as it finally clicked in Jaspers head. "Oh yeah! Water I'm parched you know?" Jasper said nervously as he stood from his chair.
Rachel and Jasper both walked away from the tent you and Steve-o were under, leaving you in a ball of stress.
"What's up with them?" Steve-o asked. "I'm not sure." You said. Silence over came you too as you took a deep breath in before speaking. "Can I talk to you Steve?" You said, turning your head to look at him. Steve-o's brows furrowed, "Yeah sure. Like here or at the trailer?" "Here is fine, just take a seat." Steve-o wasted no time listening to you and taking the seat Rachel was once in, throwing an arm around your shoulder.
"What's wrong? Did I do something to upset you?" Steve-o asked. "No but it's serious and I'm really scared to tell you cause I don't want you to be upset." You nervously chuckled. "Well as long as you didn't get me fired some how I'm sure I'm not going to be mad." Steve-o laughed.
Your head seemed to run a mile a minute as you tried and figure out the words to tell Steve-o. Trying to remember to be blunt but not too blunt like Rachel said. You decided to try and tell him the way you told Rachel and Jasper seeming that it would be easier that way.
"So um last month I missed my period and I didn't think much of it I just thought it was a ghost period but last week when you had to be to set early I threw up and that's when I got scared. So I went and bought a pregnancy test and took it, and it came back positive Steve." You looked at your lap the whole time you spoke, scared to see Steve-o's reaction.
It was silent for a bit after you told him, making you refuse to look up from your lap as the weight on your shoulders didn't seem to lift.
"You're pregnant? Like, right now?" Steve-o asked. You nodded, still avoiding any and all eye contact. "Babe that's what you were scared to tell me?" You looked up at Steve-o with teary eyes. "Babe I would never be upset over that come here." Steve-o wrapped his arms around you tightly as the tears in your eyes fell onto his shoulder. You realized for the first time in a long time you were crying of relief.
"I just thought you would be since you said you didn't want kids." You sniffed. "Babe, that was such a long time ago, like when we first met! Just because I wasn't planning on it doesn't mean I'm going to be mad if it happens, I love you a lot and I know that if I have you I will be a great parent." Steve-o pulled away from the hug and placed his hands on your cheeks, wiping your tears away with his thumbs.
"I love you Yn, so much with or without a baby and I know that we both are going to make some kickass parents so you and I have nothing to worry about." You smiled at his words as you leaned in and kissed his lips. "I'm so lucky I have you." You said. "I'm more lucky to have the best future mom ever."
Rachel and Jasper watched your guys whole interaction from the water tent, a smile on both their faces as they held their bottles of water.
"You think we are going to be the god parents?" Jasper asked. "After that? It would be a crime if we weren't." Rachel laughed as she took a drink of her water.
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knoxvillenetwork · 2 years
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i’m carrying their love with me 🤷‍♀️
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swgszn · 2 years
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goblin.
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