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The Rebirth of Pyrrha Nikos
Pyrrha(as her soul is seen floating through a dark void): How long has it been now?
Pyrrha: Since I went up that tower…
Pyrrha: Since I confronted that madwoman…
Pyrrha(recalling being stabbed through the chest with an arrow): Since I died…
Pyrrha(remembering her friends): I hope everyone was able to move on with their lives…
Pyrrha(not noticing a bright light appearing behind her): I just wish I could see them all again…
Pyrrha closes her eyes as the light grows brighter and engulfs her soul…
Pyrrha eyes open with a jolt as she feels her forehead collide with the hard ground beneath her.
Pyrrha(crying out in pain): OW!!!
Pyrrha(realizing that she feels pain after so long): Wait, what just happened?!
???: PYRRHA!!!
Pyrrha/Pyrrha(turning around to see a woman with seemingly black hair and red tips running towards her, her red cloak flowing behind her): Ruby?/MOMMY!!!
Pyrrha(realizing what she just said): DID I JUST CALL HER “MOMMY”?!?!?!
Ruby?(kneeling down to inspect Pyrrha, making Pyrrha realize the height difference between them): ARE YOU OKAY?! TELL MAMA WHERE IT HURTS!!!
Pyrrha(rubbing her forehead with tears in her eyes): I hit my head when I fell…
Pyrrha(confused): What’s going on? Why do I sound like…
Pyrrha(as she catches a glimpse of her body): I’M A LITTLE KID?!?!?!
???: Ruby what happened?!
Pyrrha(recognizing the voice): Wait, is that?
Pyrrha(turning to the voice as an adult Jaune runs up to them): PAPA!!!
Pyrrha(freaking out): PAPA?!?!?!
Ruby(picking up Pyrrha): It’s okay Dear.
Ruby(walking up to her husband): Our little girl just hit her head.
Pyrrha(internally): YOUR LITTLE GIRL?!?!?!
Pyrrha(out loud): It really hurt…
Ruby(giving Pyrrha to Jaune): Now if you’ll excuse me…
Ruby(turning around and drawing her weapon): I HAVE A TREE TO CHOP DOWN!!!
Pyrrha(scared as Ruby proceeds to reduce the tree to mere splinters): What’s going on?…
Pyrrha(suddenly seeing a flash of memories of a different life): Wait…I REMEMBER NOW!!!
Jaune(turning to Pyrrha): Are you sure your okay sweetie?
Pyrrha(freaking out): I’M NOT OKAY!!!
Pyrrha(as she realizes just what has happened as she is shown to resemble a mini Ruby with blonde tips and bronze colored clothing): I JUST REINCARNATED AS MY BEST FRIENDS’ DAUGHTER!!! THE DAUGHTER THEY NAMED AFTER ME!!!
Pyrrha(looking at her father’s worried face with her now SILVER eyes): I’m fine Papa.
Pyrrha(screaming internally): AND MY FIRST CRUSH IS NOW MY FATHER!!!
Ruby(walking up and kissing Pyrrha on the forehead): Let’s go home and get you some ice, okay sweetie?
Pyrrha(rubbing her forehead): Yes please…
Ruby(grabbing Pyrrha and hugging her close): We swear not to let anything like this EVER happen again!
Jaune(as they start walking home): We promise.
Pyrrha(eyes wide as she sees what Ruby did to the tree she fell from): What the hell happened to them after I died?!
The family of three walk away from the pile of saw dust that used to be the tree Pyrrha fell from…
To Be Continued…
Author’s Note; A little fun idea I came up with on @notmaplemable ’s discord server. Let me know what you all think about this new fun AU.
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i've already drawn this out once but i really wanted to take another crack at it because i feel like i didnt do my own thoughts justice.
anyway. canon divergence where Jaune dies instead of Pyrrha and it gives her a complex centered around her beliefs in destiny/fate. (also Pyrrha maintains control of half of the fall-maiden powers because i want to tinker with the idea of Pyrrha and Cinder fiending for the other half)
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Blake: It's the Frosted Empress! One of the sentinels!
Frosted Empress: Indeed I am, but- *removing her veil*
Weiss: I prefer 'Weiss'
Yang: WEISS? WHY ARE YOU THE FROSTED EMPRESS?!?
Blake: How didi you get so old?!?!
Ruby: Are you alright?
Weiss: Please give me a moment to respond!
Weiss: Me and Jaune are both down here. We fell, we traveled through time because of ... magic, I suppose is the simplest answer, and We waited. For you. We know how to leave, but we still have things we must do - Jaune, Pyrrha and I have been waiting for a long Time.
Ruby: Wait- Pyrrha? You- you said Pyrrha, Right?
Weiss: Yes? Why are y- *realization* YES! YES I Did! She's here! We found her- we don't know why or how, but she is- She's the Tarnished Spartan! One moment-
Weiss sends up a Flare using her semblance and some material from around the place
Weiss: Now come on! *Summons Grimm* Hop on, We've got Ground to cover!
~~~~~
Weiss: Jaune? JAUNE!
The Rusted Knight: Weiss- TEAM RWBY!
Blake: JAUNE?!? YOU'RE THE RUSTED KNIGHT!
Jaune: What, did Weiss forget to mention that? Gods- It's been so long!
Yang: Hey! It's your Steed!
Jaune: Yep! Juniper- Even if Pyrrha's here I still needed the rest of my team with me- Has she told you about Pyrrha?
Yang: Only a Little bit! You found her in here? How have you been? What happened?
Jaune: We'll explain what we can on the way- We've got food at the cabin, Pyrrha will get back to us soon after, and we can all explain the situation at once, so none of us forget anything.
Weiss: *Walks up to Jaune, grabbing his chestplate*
Jaune: Kisses?
Weiss: Yes.
Ruby: Wait, hold on, When did that happen?
Jaune: A couples years after we got here, Come on! Back to the Cabin!
Yang: Dang, never thought I'd be jealous of Vomit b- Well, Vomit Man now.
Blake: *Leaning in Close* And just why are you jealous of Him?
Yang: *Blushing* No reason! Let's go!
Blake: *Snickers*
~~~~~
Pyrrha: I'm back! I didn't find-
R_BY: ...
Pyrrha: ... Team RWBY?
Yang: The- The rest of us, Yeah ...
Blake: Pyrrha ... I- You look ...
Ruby: So you really are alive ...
Pyrrha: Yes. I- I believe I am at least. That or one of us has completely lost our minds.
Ruby: ...
Pyrrha: I heard that, uh, you managed to put the hurt on Cinder after she ... You know ... Killed me.
Ruby: I- Y-yeah.
Pyrrha: ...
Ruby: ...
Jaune: I think we should all have a seat now. Weiss, Pyrrha and I will tell you about what all has happened here, and we'll get you something to eat.
Weiss: C'mon honey. Let's get you out of that armor.
Pyrrha: Thank you Weiss. *Smooch*
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JNPRR 2
Jaune: So you want to join my team?
Ruby: Yep.
Jaune: Are you even allowed to do that?
Ruby: Professor Ozpin already said yes.
Jaune: Huh, well welcome aboard.
Pyrrha: Are we just collecting redheads?
Ren: ...I'm never going to get my reading done.
Nora: J-N-P-Double R! Team JNPRR Forever!
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Goodwitch: Why in the world would you transfer Ruby Rose to team JNPR?
Ozpin: It seemed funny. *Sips coffee*
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At Beacon
Jaune: Hey Ren, is it me or do a lot of people seem to be exchanging chocolate?
Ren: You do know it's the St-Valentin right?
Jaune: Oh! That's the day people give each other a gift to demonstrate affection! Never really was into it, never got a girlfriend you know?
Ren: *seeing Jaune's locker filled to the brim with different chocolate, some homemade, other being imported from Atlas or Mistral* ... I see. Don't forget to buy some for the other in exchange.
Jaune: *laughing* Like i would get any- *opening his locker, he gets buried under the mountain of chocolate* ... What?
___
In the end, he figured out (wrongly) that they were platonic gifts. Pyrrha and Ruby were exasperated while Penny tried to deny she gave any and certainly did not use Atlas military found to import the best chocolate from atlas. Her hiccup was heard by everyone in Beacon.
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Mature/Comedic Short form an au were there are less men than women, and jaune is the only man in his year.
Jaune: Ugh. Pyrrha's been working me to the bone. Atleast I have you all to myself huh?
Jaune: ... I'm talking to an empty communal shower. I am losing it.
Jaune: Well that's fair to have happen right? I mean, with everything going on ...
~~~~~
Jaune: *Naked* Wouldn't it be smarter to train and get used to moving and fighting in my armor?
Pyrrha: *Visibly drooling* Are you the Four-Time Regional champion in the Mistrali Tournament league?
Jaune: N-no, I suppose I'm not.
~~~~~
Jaune: Is there a reason you need to sit on my lap everytime we're near each other?
Ruby: *Puppy Dog Eyes Engage* Is there a problem with it?
Jaune: Not at all! Just wondering!
Ruby: Good~ *She begins grinding her butt against him*
~~~~~
Carla: Hey Arc!
Jaune: C-Carla!
Carla: *Kabedons Jaune, Pinning to the wall with her breasts* You think just 'Cuz you're the only Guy this year, You're some kind of hot shit, Huh?
Jaune: *Attempts to speak, is muffled*
Carla: Heh. Just what I thought. Be a good little boy and run back home soon, now. Unless you wanna be waiting on me hand and foot
Jaune: *Not entirely opposed to the idea, because Boobs*
~~~~~
Jaune: At least Nora's Normal - Ignoring what the implications of believing her to be 'normal' means, She's not as ... Touchy, as others at least.
Nora: *Live Streaming His shower time, making bank from the Beacon Populace* Sorry Fearless Leader, but Me and Lian need some money!
#rwby#jaune arc#rwby shitpost#ruby rose#pyrrha nikos#nora valkyrie#cardin winchester#carla winchester#rwby au#slight lemon#Carla Winchester is still taller than Jaune. I will not be hearing anything against it.
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Fallen Angel Pyrrha: pt 2
Part 1
Jaune: *now young again and walking through the sands of Vacuo with RWBY*
Fallen Angel!Pyrrha: *floating behind Jaune* Goodness, it’s hot…! 🥵
Weiss: Seconded…🥵
Yang: *wearing her jacket tied around her waist* Aren’t you an Angel or something, P-money? I can’t believe you’re even affected by heat.
Ruby: *shading her eyes with her hood from hot Vacuan sun* Your new look is cool and everything, but can’t you change your clothes?
Fallen Angel!Pyrrha: You know, I’m not sure! 🤔
Fallen Angel!Pyrrha: Let me see… *concentrates* 😖
Fallen Angel!Pyrrha: *armor dissipates and is replaced by extremely revealing outfit consisting of a black-and-red thong and micro bikini top*
Succubus!Pyrrha: 😨
Succubus!Pyrrha: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *covers herself with her wings*
RWBY: 😳
Jaune: Damn, now I’M feeling hot…! 🥵
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#team rwby#ruby rose#weiss schnee#yang xiao long#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#fallen angel au
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Jaune Arc fell into ice. That's the last thing he remembered. Now he's in a strange grove with spirits watching him all the time.... He thinks they might be broken.
Team RWBY are faunas researchers who've found the discovery of the century. A human man still alive in ice. It's a contested theory that ancient humans eventually evolved into faunas and with a member of the previously thought extinct species they might just be able to prove it. Now how to get closer to him
(tldr stone age jaune dealing with modern day faunas RWBY being horny on main for him. The spirits must be crazy)
Last Man Standing
The last thing Jaune remembered that cold winter evening was sulking across the ice to get away from his cheating ex-girlfriend. What was supposed to be a romantic night of welcoming in the new year instead became the worst heartbreak of his life, made worse when she called him out as a spineless nobody that no woman would ever want. She also said his hair looked shaggy, which didn't hurt as much as the betrayal itself, but it still stung.
Then everything got fast. Then everything got cold. And then everything got dark.
When he awoke, he took a deep breath through his nose, inhaling a sweet scent of strawberries. His eyes still shut; he leaned forward to get closer to the smell. This earned him a yelp, a slap, and a scream. As his eyes adjusted to the light, he saw a girl in a red hood running around the corner. Did she have dog ears?
"Where..." Jaune groaned as he leaned forward, noticing the hot air blowing over him. Though he was still partially frozen in ice, he managed to push his way through the, at best, hard slush of his cocoon. He looked down to see his clothes were soaked. "Ah, man..."
"I'm telling you, Weiss, I know what I saw!"
"Ruby Rose, the specimen has been frozen for at least a thousand years! Even if he did manage to thaw out, he wouldn't... be..."
The two young women stared at Jaune as he twisted his hoodie like a used dishrag, water spilling onto the floor. He turned and saw them, his eyes nearly as wide as theirs as they stared at one another.
For Jaune, he'd never seen anyone like them before! It was like something out of an anime. Two beautiful girls, one with pointed, dog-like ears, while the other had a long and bushy tail twitched back and forth. For them-
"CODE GRAY!" Screamed the tailed girl. She then rushed out of the room, dragging the other girl behind her. The dog-eared one glanced back with sort of sad eyes. None of it sounded good to Jaune, and considering the wailing sirens and flashing lights, he had to get out of wherever he is and fast!
Tossing on his still damp shirt, he made for the exit, accidentally knocking over a poor girl with rabbit ears. He gave a hasty apology as he continued to bolt down the hallway. Unfortunately, this caught more people's attention, and eventually a woman came barreling after him, hand on her beret to keep from flying off her small, round ears. He couldn't see much of her eyes past her designer shades, but what he could see spelled death.
"Incoming!" Jaune looked ahead, flipping backwards as his neck slammed into an extended arm. He gave a hoarse groan as he looked up to see three women towering over him. One was the same woman as before with round ears poking from her beret, the cute appearance contrasting with her snarling scowl. Another had gave a cheeky grin as she leaned forward a bit, showing off her cleavage to her catch, all the while a long, blonde tail swished about.
But the third and final woman gave no hint of any sort of emotion. Neither anger nor joy, but simple indifference. She reached behind her and pulled out a pair of handcuffs, tethered by a thick cable with glowing blue lights that ceased and revealed an opening with the click of a button. Her pointed, red dog-like ears made her look all the more intimidating.
"You're under arrest."
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The married life (Pyrrha)
Jaune: honey I’m home
Pyrrha comes out in an apron: welcome home my big strong husband
They kiss
Jaune: so are our friends here yet
Pyrrha: oh ren and Nora say they’ll be here in about 3 hours
Jaune: what about Ruby, Yang, Blake, and Weiss
Pyrrha has a forced smile: oh sorry honey they said they can’t make it
Flash back
Pyrrha and team rwby are sitting in an interrogation room with a table between them 
Pyrrha: so you hussies wanna come in my home as steal my husband
Ruby: N-No we just-
Pyrrha slammed a folder on the table with the title “our plan to steal jaune”
Yang: god damn it ruby why did you make that
Blake: much less leave it where someone can find it
Weiss: well we want what you have and we will get it
Pyrrha: oh really
2 hours later
The girls of rwby are on the ground battered and bruised
Pyrrha: now I must get home my “husband” will be home soon
Flashback ends
Pyrrha: it’s a real shame
Jaune: ya and Ruby wanted to show me something. Oh what ever lets have a nice winter holiday
Pyrrha: oh I have an idea we have 3 hours till ren and Nora show up so…
She grabs his hand and places it on her chest
Pyrrha: let’s start on my holiday present
Jaune: YES
He picks her up and rushes to their bedroom
Pyrrha: (I hope those bitches learned their lesson
#jaune arc#rwby pyrrha nikos#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#rwby arkos#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#ruby rose#weiss schnee#married life au
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Pyrrha Rose-Arc #2; Adjustment Phase
Pyrrha gazed around her new room in the Rose-Arc household, taking stock of her situation.
Pyrrha(sorting out her new and old memories): Ok, so my name is Pyrrha Rose-Arc.
Pyrrha(gazing at an old picture of her old self with Team JNPR): I’m the reincarnation of Pyrrha NIKOS, and I regained my old memories after I hit my head when I fell out of a tree.
Pyrrha(shuddering when she recalls what her mother did to the tree): A tree my mother proceeded to reduce to sawdust…
Pyrrha(looking at her personal TV with a gaming system): From what I gathered from my memories as Pyrrha ROSE-ARC, I enjoy playing video games.
Pyrrha(looking at a small desk with sketches for weapon designs): Designing weapons.
Pyrrha(noting the various wrappers for sweets littered around a small trash basket): Eating sweets.
Pyrrha(seeing a shelf filled with various trophies and pictures): I’m considered to be just as much a prodigy as my parents.
Pyrrha(seeing more pictures of herself having a good time with her parents, and sweat dropping when she sees a picture of her and her parents wearing matching Beowulf onesies while sleeping together on the couch): But my aunts claim that I’m just as much a dork as my parents…
Pyrrha(clenching her fists with a determined look on her face): You know what? I accept this!
Pyrrha(seeing a picture of Jaune and Ruby holding her in their arms shortly after her birth, wide smiles and tears in their eyes): I’m glad that they were able to find happiness, and that they named me after my first life!
Pyrrha(turning to the TV): And most people know not to make a big deal of who my parents are, so I’m not constantly put on a pedestal for a girl my age.
Pyrrha(walking to the TV and turning it on): Which means I can actually see what it’s like to be a normal girl.
Pyrrha(as her gaming system turns on): Now let’s see what Jaune loved so much about these games?
10 Minutes Later;
Pyrrha(finding a new weapon in game): This weapon looks so cool!
20 Minutes Later;
Pyrrha(gains a new character): They look strong.
50 Minutes Later;
Pyrrha(as she fails a time trial): I ALMOST HAD IT!!!
1 Hour and 12 Minutes Later;
Pyrrha(defeating a large horde of enemies with a burst attack, her hair disheveled): HAHAHA!!! YES!!! I AM A GODDESS!!!
2 Hour Later;
Pyrrha sitting before the TV, her eyes bloodshot and her hair a mess. A wide grin present on her face as she approaches the next boss.
Pyrrha(grinning like a maniac): THIS SO FUN!!! I wonder why I never played games like this in my old-
Pyrrha stops in the middle of her sentence as the boss appears, and she sees their full appearance.
The boss is a woman in a red dress, with black hair and fiery amber eyes, with balls of flames manifesting in her hands.
Meanwhile;
Jaune is laying on the couch, his wife snuggled up against his chest with a blanket over them as they calmly enjoy a movie together.
Ruby(snuggling closer to her husband with a content sigh): This is nice, isn’t it?
Jaune(kissing her forehead): Yes, it i-
Pyrrha(from her room): AAAAAAIIIIIHHHHH!!!
The parents immediately throw the blanket off of them and bolt up the stairs as they hear the sound of a blade flying through the air and glass breaking.
Ruby(breaking the door open with the strength she uses to swing Crescent Rose around like a stick): WHO HURT OUR BABY?!?!?!
They parents look around in fear, only to see their daughter hiding under her bed covers, with her small replica of Crocea Mors she got from her grandparents stabbed into the TV.
Ruby’s maternal instincts go into overdrive and she immediately sits besides her daughter and hugs her tightly, wrapping the covers around her smaller body and comforting her.
Ruby(rubbing her back as tears of fright fall from her daughter’s silver eyes): It’s okay sweetie…
Jaune(seeing the shattered TV screen flicker as the boss character is shown, before moving to hug their daughter as well): It’s just a game, she can’t hurt you.
Pyrrha gazed over her parents’ shoulders at the flickering image of the boss character, remembering her first death at the hands of a madwoman who looks just like the woman in the game.
Pyrrha begins to nod off to sleep, comforted by her parents as they stay by her side…
Author’s Note: Let me know what you guys think.
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Blake: The Tarnished Spartan!
Jaune: Man! You're one of the people that inspired me to be a hero!
Tarnished Spartan: ... I'm Sorry.
Jaune: What?
Pyrrha: *Removing her helmet* I'm sorry.
RWBYJ: ...
Ruby: Pyrrha?
Pyrrha: Are you real?
Ruby: I- Uh- What do you mean ...
Pyrrha: Are you Team RWBY and Jaune Arc?
Blake: Yes. We're as real as the day we were born!
Pyrrha: ... *Crying* I-I I'm sorry! You shouldn't be here!
Jaune: *Rushes up, Hugging her* Pyrrha- Pyrrha Stay with us!
Pyrrha: I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry-
Weiss: Pyrrha, What are you sorry for?
Pyrrha: That You're here, that you have to see me like this, that- that- I don't know how to get you out.
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So this has an abrupt ending, but only because I don't know how to give this an ending with out making it my n^10th writing project.
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Team JNPRR 3
Pyrrha: Where is Ruby going to sleep? We only have 4 beds.
Jaune: She can sleep in my bed tonight-
Pyrrha: *Internal panic*
Jaune: ,I'll just sleep on the floor.
Ruby: I don't mind sharing a bed with you.
Pyrrha: *More internal panic*
Jaune: Nah, I'm fine on the floor.
Pyrrha: *Calm*
#rwby#rwby shitpost#jaune arc#ruby rose#lancaster#pyrrha nikos#arkos#gilded rose#nora valkyrie#lie ren#team jnprr au
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Grim Arc Au: How do the girls react to Jaune being a cuddler in his sleep and grabbing each of them and pulling into the snuggle pile when they try to wake him up?
Ruby: What... Happened here?
*all of team JNPR being in the same bed*
Nora: Well, at first pyrrha got back from her shower and got snatched up by Jaune.
Pyrrha: *completely profiting from the situation*
Cinder, who was there to wake up her "prince": *mumbling* lucky girl...
Nora: Then Ren had to go brush his teeth, he also got snatched up.
Ren: It's weirdly comfortable.
Nora: Then i just felt left out and joined by myself.
Jaune: *still peacefully sleeping* Zzzzz
Cinder: .... Can i join?
Nora: *shrug* Don't see why not.
#jaune arc#rwby#rwby au#answer#ruby rose#rwby shitpost#grimm au#nora valkyrie#lie ren#pyrrha nikos#cinder fall
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Engineer!Jaune (Based on my ask to @howlingday)
Ruby: YOU WHAT?!
Jaune: Yeah, just like my Uncle Dell Conagher-Arc said: “Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer — that means I solve problems. Not problems like 'What is beauty?' because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.”
Ruby: BUT YOU DELIBERATELY CUT YOUR OWN ARM!!!
Jaune: Yeah? So did my uncle
Ruby: JAUNE!!!
Jaune: What?! It’s the only way to make sure Nora or you fires my Plasma guns!!!
Ruby: But you didn’t need to cut your own arm!!!
Yang: I heard screaming, what’s wrong?
Ruby: JAUNE CUT HIS OWN ARM!!!
Yang: WTF JAUNE?! I KNOW YOU’RE CRAZY AFTER ALL OF THIS 3 YEARS, BUT THIS IS TOO FAR!!!
Blake: Yang, honey, please don’t scream *Sees Jaune’s arm* What happened to your arm
Ruby: HE CUT HIS OWN ARM OFF!!!
Blake: WHAT?! PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE JOKING
Ruby: I’M NOT!!!
Weiss: WOULD ALL OF YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?! PLEASE STOP SCREAMING!!! *Spots Jaune’s arm* What happened to your arm?
Blake: He cut it himself
Weiss: YOU WHAT?! THAT IS PREPOSTEROUS!!!
Jaune: I did.
Weiss: ….
*Knocks on the door*
Jaune: Who is it? *Opens the door and sees Uncle Dell*
Ruby: Who is it Jaune?
Jaune: *Excited* It’s my uncle! Uncle Dell? What’s up!!!
Uncle Dell: Hey kid, heard you cut your own arm. Is it true?
Jaune:*In a slight Texan accent* I did
Uncle Dell: As i expected from a 10Y/O kid who obtained 11 PhDs
RWBY: He’s what?!
Uncle Dell: Yup, he sure did. *Speaks back to Jaune* Hey kid, who’s these fine ladies? Is one of them is your girlfriend?
Jaune: *Still in the same accent* No uncle, all of them are girlfriends and girlfriends. And one of them is in a polyamorous relationship. *Points to Ruby* That’s Ruby *Points to Weiss* Her girlfriend Weiss *Points to Blake and Yang* The emo one (Blake: HEY!) is Blake and the Yellow one is Yang. They’re the one whose on a polyamorous relationship.
Uncle Dell: With who?
Pyrrha: *In the door* Blake! Yang! Can you help me with my groceries please? *Sees Jaune* Jaune!!! *Proceed to run at full speed to hug Jaune*
Jaune: Whoa! *falls into his own back
Pyrrha: We’ve missed you so much!!!*Felt something metallic*… What happened to your arm Jaune?
Yang: *Helping Pyrrha with the groceries* He cut his own arm
Pyrrha: HE’S WHAT?!
Yang: That’s not even the most shocking part, he also got 11 PhDs.
Pyrrha: *Staring at Jaune and Dell talking to each other and seeing him gives an Australium to Jaune*…. No wonder he’s always the top in every class except combat.
*After helping the girls with the groceries, maybe around 5-10 minutes*
Jaune: Welp, We’ll talk later Uncle Dell, we’re going to have a cookout and those groceries won’t lift by themselves.
Uncle Dell: Yeah, we’ll talk later about the sentry improvements. Got a call from work. Y’know, the usual RED and BLU stuff.
Jaune: No problem uncle, how about we meet at our usual bar?
Uncle Dell: Sure thing bud, say the time and date and i’m on my way. With the rest of the crew ofcourse.
Jaune: Heavy still pissed at me for beating him in an arm wrestling huh?
Uncle Dell: I mean, you’d rarely sees a 15 Y/O kid beating a 6’5 400 Pounds man with Aura in arm wrestling contests. *Chuckle* Well i gotta go *Gets in his 1966 Chevy Pickup*
Jaune: Sure Uncle Dell. Be sure to not be dead
Uncle Dell: The machine’ll revive me kiddo *Dabs Jaune perfectly* Bye kid. *Drives off*
Jaune: *Chuckles* Bye uncle Dell! *Waves his metallic arm*
The girls: *Speaking together in a dark tone* You got some explaining to do. Jaune~.
Jaune: Oh… shit….
#Engineer!Jaune AU#jaune arc#rwby#TF2#tf2 engineer#ruby rose#yang xiao long#pyrrha nikos#weiss schnee#dell conagher#whiterose#bumbleby#greek fire#purrha#Yang x blake x pyrrha#Cicada killer wasp
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RWBYxJSR: Ask Questions!
Ok so I might turn this into a project bc I'm very VERY obsessed with this crossover AU thingy and I've seen that people seem to like this! So, I decided to ask all the questions you may have abt it!
You can ask about anything!
Details abt the characters in this AU
Main differences with the canon RWBY world
Fun facts or prompts
Questions abt the designs
Upcoming characters
Maybe you can ask abt references I used or you can ask about JSR or BRC too! (JSR: Jet Set Radio / BRC: BombRush Cyberfunk)
Maybe ask abt their themes or music I associate with them!
#rwby#rwby fanart#jet set radio#jsr#rwby au#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#lie ren#penny polendina#nora valkyrie#oscar pine#pyrrha nikos#jaune arc#bomb rush cyberfunk
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Please, more of the Twins AU. I wanna see the shenanigans and the chaos that is created. Btw, would this realistically change anything about Jaune or Yang pre meeting at Beacon? Also... How do they realise, exactly? Do June have shifting eyes? Or is there a blood test? What happened?
It doesn’t really change much before Beacon
Jaune knows he was “adopted” but the Arcs are his family, Saphron is his sister, it doesn’t matter to him. Like he knows that he’s not blood related, but ya know, it’s Jaune. Boy could family bond with a rock
The gang don’t even find out he’s not genetically an Arc until after the bullying arc
Because ya know. The crushing weight of family legacy and all that jazz. He wants to be a hero like his father and his grandfather and all that jazz, but since he’s VERY failing at that it brings up all sorts of insecurities about how he’s not even really an Arc
The gang start to have suspicions that something is up, because if you remember, Jaune ACTUALLY uses his Semblance for the first time while defending Cardin. And in this Jaune’s eyes turn red
They also do when he’s screaming at Pyrrha on the roof, but she doesn’t say anything because… she’s Pyrrha, and Jaune doesn’t even know it happened. His eyes didn’t change at home because his Aura wasn’t unlocked
But when he stumbles away from Cardin after getting in his face and saying “You can beat me up, but don’t you dare touch my friends” and he’s bruised and protective and his eyes are red under blonde hair…
Ruby especially can’t help noticing some similarities
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