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Elsewhere;
Blanche “Artoria” Arc(looking downcast): I feel like one of your siblings just made a joke about their mental state and dragged me into it…
Garnet “Mordred” Arc(confused): Eh?
Garnet: You can just “feel” when we do something like that?
Ruby: *reaches out to Jaune, closes her fist, and pulls her hand away* Got your mental illness! :D
Jaune: You give that back right now. That was a gift from my mother.
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#lancaster#rwby incorrect quotes#mama arc#artoria pendragon#mordred pendragon#fate
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I have been waiting all year to post this.
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Jaune(shouting over his shoulders as he darts around a corner): I KEEP TELLING HER TO STOP REFERRING TO HERSELF LIKE THAT!!!
Yang(as the two turn to see her just playing on her scroll): It’s true, he has. He said it makes him feel awkward.
Qrow: So, that blond kid.
Taiyang: What are you two?
Wolf Ruby: What do you mean?
Taiyang: I mean, what are you to him?
Ruby: Oh, I'm his bitch!
Qrow: ...
Taiyang: ...
Jaune: *Started running the nanosecond this conversation started*
#rwby#rwby shitpost#lancaster#jaune arc#ruby rose#taiyang xiao long#qrow branwen#wolf!faunus ruby#yang xiao long#rwby lancaster
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…Well Damn.
Way to obliterate Weiss’ self esteem…
Team JNPRR 4
Ozpin: Since your leader transferred to another team, we'll have to select a new one.
Weiss: *Thinking* Finally, the mistake he made can be rectified. I'll turn this excuse of a team into a real one.
Yang: It could be me. It could be Blake. But if it's Weiss, I'm going with Ruby.
Blake: Fuck.
Ozpin: And luckily there's a team leader that can step in until we find you a permanent 4th member.
Weiss: What?
Yang: Please let them be cool.
Blake: Ugh.
Ozpin: Come meet the new leader of the temporary team SBWY.
Sun: *Walks out* Sup?
Weiss: You!
Yang: Cool, another blond.
Blake: ...
#rwby#rwby shitpost#team jnprr au#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#weiss schnee#sun wukong#professor ozpin
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CRACK!!!
Mom 2(eyes wide as the door goes sailing past them and becomes embedded in a wall): WHAT THE F-
Jaune(eyes wide at the sight of the hospital gown clad woman standing in the entrance): Ruby?!
Ruby(hunched over and leaning on a pole with IV and blood drip bags stuck into her arm, taking in deep breaths of air): Give…me…a second…Goddamn stairs…
Mom 1(raising a brow): Who’s this hu-
Ruby(raising her head to glare at her fellow Moms): I’M HIS GODDAMN FIANCÉE IS WHO I AM YOU GODDAMN B-
Ruby(remembering that there are children present): B-bug…
Ruby(resuming her glaring as her silver eyes start glowing): AND DON’T YOU DARE THINK OF TRYING TO TAKE MY MAN FROM-
Ruby(suddenly feeling lightheaded): -me…?
Jaune(rushing forward and catching her): This is why you’re supposed to stay at the hospital.
Ruby(leaning against him for support): Dear…Just shut up…and help me back…
Ruby(as her baby glares at the other moms with a pout): Even she knew what was going on before you did…
A Lamb Among Hyenas
Jaune: *Entering Parenting class and smiles at some single moms* Hi!
Mom 1: You're new~ What's ya name?
Jaune: Oh, I'm Jaune, and I, uh, got a baby girl,
Mom 1: Welcome, this is a safe space
Jaune: *Smiles and nods* Thank you
Mom 2: Totally! Does... your wife work? Or...?
Jaune: Oh no, we're uh, not married right-
Mom 1: Good
Jaune: ... Uh, she' still in the hospital-
Mom 2: Oh I'm so sorry! What happened?
Jaune: C-Section, There was some complications
Mom 1: hopes she makes it
Jaune: Yeah... she's at the ICU, she's getting better
Mom 1: Poor thing- Can I bring you dinner?
Jaune: ... No... thnak you though, that's very nice...
Mom 1: You sure~?
Jaune: Yeah
Mom 2: You don't want that dinner *Glares at Mom 1* Woman can't warm up a hot pocket, I'll give you my number in case you need, Anything~! What's your number?
Mom 1: My number is I like Anal
Jaune: *Stunned* AYE! WHOA!
(How does your ship react?)
#rwby#jaune arc#rwby meme#rwby shitpost#rwby jaune arc#rwby ship#rwby jaune ships#jaune ships#rwby lancaster#rwby ruby rose
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Ruby(letting out a satisfied moan with a smile): Oh yeah~, that’s the good stuff…
Ruby(licking her lips with hearts in her eyes): Seeing him act like this turns me on so f^#%ing hard…
Ruby: Can we get a patented Jaune Arc war-cry?
Jaune: Sure! Ahem. I'M GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS WAR CRIMES! I'LL BE WANTED IN AT LEAST THREE KINGDOMS!
Weiss: No, a war cry!
Jaune: OH! A war CRY! Alright, sure thing! I'M GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS AND COMPLETELY UNFORGIVABLE WAR CRIMES! I WILL BE WANTED IN EVERY KINGDOM!
Jaune: Mustard? How about mustard GAS?
Jaune: Geneva Convention? More like Geneva SUGGESTION. Come, my child soldiers~!
Oscar: Ooh~! War paint~!
Penny: I love paintball~!
Jaune: I've become an iron-fisted warlord in the Ever After! AHAHAHAHA~!
#rwby#chuckles the clown#jaune arc#ruby rose#weiss schnee#oscar pine#penny polendina#legends of avantris#rwby lancaster
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The Grimm-Slayer
Inspired by this;
Jaune/Grimm-Slayer(decked out in his full, rust covered armor): *Walking into the Guild Hall as techno music plays in the background*
Marrow(awestruck at the sight of the Knight): Who’s that lanky, armored man?
Sun(awe in his voice): Take a big~ whiff guys.
Sun(as Grimm-Slayer walks past them): That’s the smell of a real huntsman!
Neptune(taking in a deep whiff of Jaune’s musk): SSSNNNOOORRRTTT!!! Aaahhh~…
Neptune(spontaneously combusting into flames due to Jaune’s sheer manliness): OH GOD!!!
#rwby#jaune arc#rusted knight#marrow amin#rwby sun wukong#neptune vasilias#goblin slayer abridged#grimm slayer
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You forgot just two crucial things.
1) Zwei is also Ruby and Yang’s youngest brother.
And
2)Juniper was taken in by Jaune when she was just a little girl and she views him as her big brother because of it.
Zweiniper Faunus
Zwei:
Shorty, stocky dog faunus (corgi)
Civilian author, writes dark romance
Surprisingly athletic for a man his size
Has a big belly that he loves to rub
Semblance: Cannonball - Becomes an unstoppable and indestructible flaming projectile when launched.
Juniper:
Tall, lean, muscular rabbit faunus (jackalope)
Registered huntress, Partner of Little
Expert cavalry combatant, Sharpens her antlers
A scratch behind between her ears and antlers makes her foot thump
Semblance: Rabbit feet - Capable of leaping long distances, easily covering about thirty feet in a single leap.
Zweiniper:
Tall and short relationship dynamic
Emotionally supportive of each other
Jetpacking position when in bed
She rubs his belly for good luck
He kisses her just right in her sweet spot
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LET’S F^#%ING GO!!!
For context, this is an AU a fair share of us made ideas for in our Discord server, and it’s about damn time someone actually made it into a story!
And there’s much more to come…
A Qrow's nest Prologue 1
I wanted to make something without Jaune for once. I think that should be alright.
Cinder: *thinking while being "punished"* "The Madame is mad again. I don't understand, i did everything she asked of me. Why is she hurting me? What did i do wrong?"
The Madame: My daughter's told me you tried stealing food from the cuisine.
Cinder: *weakly* I didn't do it... I was on guest duty all day Ma- *get shocked* GHAAA!
The Madame: *snearing at Cinder* You dare imply that MY daughters are liars!?
The sisters: *giggling*
The Madame: *sigh* What will i do with you? You can't do anything correctly and you keep talking back. Maybe i should get rid of you?
Cinder: *panic in her eyes* Please! I-i'll be better! I'm sorry! I'll never steal again i promise!
The Madame: *rolling her eyes* Then go back to your duty and if i hear you did anything wrong again...
Cinder: *fear* Y-yes Madame!
The Madame: We got a guest that just arrived. A huntsman who smells of cheap alcohol. Do get him to his chamber as fast as possible so he doesn't ruin our precious image. You are also forbidden to eat until tomorrow, is that clear?
Cinder: Y-yes!
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Qrow: *on his scroll* -yeah, i'm at the glass unicorn and- *feel a tug on his cloak* old on a sec. *Turn around to see a little girl* ... Are you lost kid?
Cinder: *shaking her head while whispering* Your room is ready...
Qrow: Wait, you work here? It's already 9pm, shouldn't you be sleeping?
Cinder: *tugging again* ... Your room is ready...
Qrow: *understanding something wrong is going on and playing along* Fine. Show me the way kid.
As Cinder and Qrow walked to the chamber, he couldn't help but notice how frail she was. The poor girl seemed malnourished. And that collar, he could see the burn mark all around her neck.
Cinder: *showing his room* Number 237. *Give him the key* I shall leave you for the night. *Begin to leave*
Qrow: *Taking a decision* Hey kid, can you bring food to this room? I heard the food was really good.
Cinder: *stomach growling but still ignored* I'll be back in a few short minutes.
Qrow: And since i don't know what to take, i'll trust you with the choice. *Seeing her panic* Don't worry, i'm not picky.
Cinder: *slowly acquiescing then leaving*
Qrow: ... Fuck, i think i might need to call James for that... But then again... *Smiling* what a little bit of bad luck could help getting her out of here?
10 minutes pass
Cinder: *knocking at the door* Mister? I brought you what you asked.
Qrow: *sitting on the bed* You can enter. I'm doing maintenance on my weapon so could you be a dear and put it on the table?
Cinder: ... *Slowly open the door with enough food for 3*
Qrow: *laughing* Kid, i wasn't that hungry! But thanks for the selection.
Cinder: *panicking* W-what? Oh, oh no, oh no no no! I'm so sorry mister! I wasn't sure what you'd like and-
Qrow: What about you take some? I don't mind. *Look at the most juicy steak he ever saw in his life* I'm not a beef guy, so you can take it.
Cinder: ... I can't.
Qrow: ? Why?
Cinder: The madame said i... I wasn't allowed to eat until tomorrow...
Qrow: *sigh* Kid, be frank with me. Does the owner hurt you?
Cinder: *almost crying but forcing a smile in her face like the madame asked of her* N-no! I'm happy to be an employee of the glass unicorn!
Qrow: ... *Put his weapon aside and approach Cinder* Kid *kneeling down to be at her level* You don't have to lie to me. I'm a huntsman, i'm the hero that save the day. I just need you to tell me; does she hurt you?
Cinder: *unable to keep her smile, she's now crying* I just want to be useful! She always punishes me! I can't take it anymore, i can't!
Qrow: *hugging her gently* It's okay kid, everything will be fine now.
Cinder: *continue crying*
???: What is the meaning of this!?
Qrow: *turning around to see the madame* I saw the burning mark on her neck and her lack of nutrition. I saw how bad you treated her!
The madame: *smirking* And what can you do? You have no power over me, huntsman. I have a lot of very powerful friends. And you! *Point at Cinder* I see i wasn't hard enough on you. I see now i should have used the whip inste-
Qrow: THAT'S ENOUGH! *Punch the Madame in the face, knocking her out* Fucking bitch! *Turn to cinder who's in shock, having difficulty breathing* Hey, hey! Look at me! *Kneel back at her* You are safe, ok? I won't let her touch a single hair of your head, ok? Take some deep breath, ok?
Cinder: *takes deeps breath, calming down a bit*
Qrow: That's it, you are alright. *Take his scroll out, calling someone* Come on you cunt...
Raven: *answering* Well well well, if it isn't my brother who-
Qrow: Raven, i need your help right now or next time you see me will be when you'll visit me in a cell.
Raven: *sigh* What did you do this time?
Qrow: *angry* I knocked out an Atlesian bitch who tortured a kid, now use your damn semblance before i change knocked out to volontary homicide.
Raven: Ok, chill! *Open portal* gee, and here i thought you were asking about Yang's birthday.
Qrow: *takes Cinder hand in his* I won't let you down kid, what's your name?
Cinder: C-cinder... Cinder Fall.
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Ah~, perfection…
In regards to this post.
Studio C also made a volleyball sequel to their Scott Sterling video; link
You know what you must do Howling….
Oobleck: Welcome back to our coverage of another game between Teams RWBY and JNPR.
Port: If you're just joining us, it's been a roller coaster of emotions with both teams tied at two sets a piece, and the victor will be the Champions of Beacon Academy.
Oobleck: JNPR only needing to get the edge by two points with their team captain, Jaune Arc-
Port: Love that man!
Oobleck: Don't we all? -trying desperately to hold their position at the top, otherwise it's all over. Pyrrha Nikos ready to serve what may be the last game of her professional career.
Port: And here! We! Go!
Oobleck: Excellent serve!
Port: RWBY setting up the spike and-
Jaune: (Pounded in the forehead)
Oobleck/Port: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Port: Deflected!
Oobleck: Right into Jaune Arc's face!
Port: And JNPR ties it with Team RWBY! Unbelievable!
Oobleck: Fasten your seatbelts, ladies and gentlemen; Jaune Arc's face has entered the game!
Port: Just look at this instant replay! The angle at which Arc deflects the ball is nothing short of perfection!
Oobleck: Like watching a master painter masterfully painting his masterpiece... with his face!
Port: JNPR now on the prowl to take the lead with Nikos serving again! Team RWBY setting up a devastating return to the lead, and here it comes-
Jaune: (Nostrils pounded in, Slumps)
Oobleck/Port: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Port: Arc makes a tremendous save!
Oobleck: But it's not over yet as Team RWBY set up again for another spike, not wasting any opportunity to-
Jaune: (On his knees, Face pounded)
Oobleck: MOTHER OF PEARL!
Port: ARC SCORES!
Oobleck: Welcome to the heavyweight bout between Arc's face versus everything else!
Port: He looks like he could be pray on his knees!
Oobleck: The peaceful visage of TBI!
Port: We are ALL witnesses!
Oobleck: TESTIFY~!
Port: LET US ALL FEAST ON THE SWEET NECTAR! Of instant replay!
Oobleck: Just a perfect defense; the pinnacle of the word sacrifice.
Port: The ball flies right past the blocker, into Arc's awaiting face, back over the net, and then back into Arc's face like an obese homing Nevermore!
Jaune: (Stumbling about, Blind)
Nora: (Turns him to the net)
Oobleck: That man will leave here today, knowing he gave up everything he could! ...if he leaves at all .The crowd is on their feet, cheering for their hero, Jaune Arc!
Port: Much like the days of my youth when I held the entire Kingdom of Atlas on my back, so too does Jaune Arc carry the weight of his opponents upon his face!
Oobleck: JNPR has come back from the brink to put this one into the history books!
Port: It's one point for JNPR, can RWBY push past the Arc's defense to-
Jaune: (Knocked prone by Yang)
Port: Arc blocks it!
Oobleck: DID YOU SEE THAT?!
Port: Team RWBY deliver another spike to The Man!
Jaune: (Hit again by Blake)
Oobleck: The myth!
Jaune: (And again by Weiss)
Oobleck/Port: THE LEGEND!
Jaune: (...)
Nora: (Grabs Jaune's legs)
Pyrrha: (Grabs Jaune's arm)
Ren: (Grabs Jaune's other arm)
Port: His teammates haul him to his feet!
Oobleck/Port: NO!
Port: They raise him to his everywhere!
Jaune: (Jaune, I know that you're still... recovering, but please. The team needs you. I need you. So please, just this once... Just one more time, the world needs Jaune Arc on the court. Besides, this is a totally different game than what we were playing before. I doubt you'll have to worry about being hit in the face, especially since you've got a whole team around you to provide backup. Now come on, there world's waiting for you...)
Oobleck: HE'SDONEIT! ICAN'TBELIEVEIT! JAUNEARC! He's been taken through the air like a defensive angel!
Ozpin: (Fuming, Tosses over chair)
Port: An angel with the face of a devil!
Oobleck: Let's get an instant replay!
Oobleck: One is the loneliest number!
Port: Two tickets to paradise!
Oobleck: Three times a lady!
Oobleck/Port: FOOOOOOOOOR-
Ruby: (Slow-mo punching the ball into Jaune's face)
Oobleck/Port: -EEEEEVEEEEEEEER YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNG!
Port: The crowd charges the court, and the people are weeping!
Oobleck: The tears of joy~!
Port: The Schnees are Schneeting!
Oobleck: Pound sign Jaune Arc~!
Port: The hospitals are preparing to receive the man himself!
Oobleck: The fifth relic himself!
Port: The great! Wall! of Jaune Arc!
Oobleck: I tell you, when the Brothers comes back, I want to be in a bunker made of Jaune Arc's face!
Port: Until next time...
Oobleck/Port: GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE!
#rwby#studio c#peter port#bartholomew oobleck#jaune arc#nora valkyrie#pyrrha nikos#lie ren#ozpin#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladona#yang xiao long
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I’m doing this because that double banana actually looks like weird and it should be seen.
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I think the scenes varied from country to country, not sure why though…
EXCUSE ME??? WASNT ZANE IN THE FRIDGE??
this is NOT what I expected to see when rewatching ninjago
#there r two versions of the epis#one where hes in the fridge#one where he left a note#a similar thing happens in e1#the ninja r either playing a videogame version of their first time using spinjitsu#or its footage from ninjago: battles.#lego ninjago#ninjago
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STUDIO C!!! HELL YEAH!!!
Imagine Jaune as Scott Sterling(from Studio C). How funny would that be? Pyrrha would probably sue the coach and let Nora beat up the team.
Oobleck: Welcome back to our coverage of the game between Teams RWBY and JNPR.
Port: If you're just joining us today, you've missed most of an unbelievably well fought match between two incredible teams tonight. It has all come down to the final, penalty shots. All it takes is enough points for either team. Here comes the kick...
Pyrrha: (Kicks, Scores goal)
Oobleck: OH! SPECTACULAR! Team JNPR's star player, Pyrrha Nikos, has just landed a goal for her team, so now the burden rests on Team JNPR's goal-keeper, Jaune Arc.
Port: Here he comes. A fine lad with nerves of steel. He's got more hanging over him than the city of Mantle right now.
Oobleck: Indeed, and it seems the fans are showing their appreciation for it. Yang Xiao Long places the ball on the spot, getting ready.
Port: That girl literally has a cannon for a leg, and here she comes! Winding up for the shot and-
Yang: (Kicks)
Jaune: (Pelted in the face)
Oobleck/Port: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Port: THE CANNON HAS FIRED AND HAS STRUCK JAUNE ARC IN THE FACE DIRECTLY!
Oobleck: We clocked that at a stunning 116 kilometers per hour!
Port: Now that's a lot of, er, miles per hour!
Oobleck: Even with aura, there is no chance that young man's nose isn't broken right now.
Port: Oh, indeed!
Jaune: (Dazed)
Goodwitch: (Shining a light in his face, Nods, Leaves)
Port: Now it seems Team JNPR's coach, Professor Goodwitch, is examining him and deems him fit for duty after a short rest. Sadly, he's not out of the woods yet.
Oobleck: On his feet now, a bit shaken.
Port: But not stirred!
Oobleck/Port: HAHAHAHA!
Port: This crowd absolutely loves this young man.
Oobleck: He returns to his team, who welcome him back as a hero. And now comes another penalty kick, and scoring here would make it two nil. Nora Valkyrie approaches the ball with determination!
Nora: (Kicks, Misses goal)
Port: She hits high and wide, way off target!
Oobleck: She must have thought she was playing Mantle Football and attempting a field goal!
Port: Wrong kind of football, I'd say! And back now to Jaune Arc, looking a bit worse for wear, but ready for round two.
Oobleck: The shot takes a moment, but here comes Belladonna!
Blake: (Kicks)
Jaune: (Beaned in the schnozz)
Oobleck/Port: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Port: Jaune Arc with the fantastic dive! The ball flies straight through the air and his hands and whacks Jaune Arc right in the sniffer!
Oobleck: Looking again on the instant replay and OH! EVERY EXCRUCIATING DETAIL IS CAPTURED PERFECTLY IN HIGH-DEFINITION PERFECTION! Clocked in at 129 kilometers per hour.
Port: Arc does not look well. Two wonderful saves compounding two DEFINITE concussions.
Goodwitch: (Carries Jaune on shoulder)
Jaune: (Falls, Dragged away)
Oobleck: This seems to be the end of Jaune Arc's performance tonight.
Port: Indeed, as his coach pulls him through the grass and off the field, like a large-breasted lioness dragging a gazelle with a broken nose across the savannah.
Oobleck: Adieu, Jaune Arc. Adieu.
Port: JNPR now with their third PK. Weiss bouncing at the goal like an infant. The crowd holds their breath as Valkyrie moves in... OH! Very anticlimactic there. Let's see who they got to replace Jaune Ar-
Oobleck/Port: JAUNE ARC!
Port: JAUNE ARC IS BACK!
Oobleck: Jaune Arc is still in the game! Oh my, and it seems he's taken a very odd tactic now!
Port: He seems to be in the fetal position, covering his face.
Oobleck: Not a recommended technique, but here it co- Oh, wait! It seems Weiss Schnee is stopping to tie her shoe.
Port: Ho ho! And that's why you do a double-knot, kids!
Oobleck: Arc, still waiting for the kick to happen. He's probably wondering when the-
Jaune: (Looks up)
Weiss: (Kicks, Pops him in the beak)
Oobleck/Port: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Oobleck: SWEET, CREAMY DECAF!
Port: The ball strikes Arc right in the face, further crushing his nostrils into thin slits! He must be breathing only blood by now! He's going to look like one of those cartoon characters that just ran into a frying pan while they were chasing after a mouse!
Oobleck: I don't even care that we missed Lie Ren's attempt! Let's go back to-
Oobleck/Port: JAUNE ARC!
Port: THE MAN!
Oobleck: THE MYTH!
Oobleck/Port: THE LEGEND!
Jaune: (Stumbling to the goal, Bloodied and battered)
Port: I can't wait to see Arc and his catlike face reflexes!
Oobleck: Absolutely incredible, though I must say that Arc does not look well at all lying on the ground there.
Port: Well, you know athletes. They like to add a bit of drama to their performances.
Jaune: (Picked up by Ren and Nora)
Port: Are they taking him out?
Pyrrha: (Runs out with chair)
Oobleck: They brought him a chair! A bold move by their coach!
Jaune: (Reaches for his team leaving)
Oobleck: This is basically a gimme! Ruby Rose has to literally kick it anywhere that isn't where Jaune Arc is!
Port: There is no way Team RWBY can mess up this shot!
Jaune: (Begging Ruby)
Ruby: (Kicks, Craters his face)
Oobleck/Port: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Oobleck: ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-EIGHT KILOMETERS PER HOUR!
Port: THIS MAN CAN DO NO WRONG! Just look at him in this instant replay, begging for mercy when it should be mercy begging for him!
Oobleck: He has looked Death in the eye and said, "Take your best shot!" To which Death replies with repeated punches to Arc's face! Just over and over and over again!
Port: If Team JNPR make this final shot, it's all over! But-
Oobleck/Port: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Port: No! Pyrrha Nikos misses, clearly too distracted by the wounds her partner, Jaune Arc, has sustained in this game! Speaking of, it's time we go back to-
Oobleck/Port: JAUNE! ARC!
Port: His face is like a brick wall!
Oobleck: A brick wall that can feel only pain and cries a lot!
Port: Wait a minute... I see Team RWBY's star kicker, Penny Polendina, but where's Jaune Arc?
Oobleck: ...Oh! It seems Arc is crawling away from the goal! WHAT IS HE DOING?!
Port: HE'S THROWING AWAY THE MATCH!
Penny: (Kicks exactly where she needs to)
Jaune: (...Words cannot describe the calamity of what just happened. At least, they fail to accurately depict what could be described as what really happened. The only accuracy that could be described in this space is that there was physical contact between Jaune Arc's face and a large, head-sized ball, and that there was a lot of bodily fluids that resulted from this contact, and that Jaune Arc was in so much pain that it's likely he passed out or away, though it's also just as likely that he didn't.)
Oobleck/Port: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Port: ARC HAS DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE!
Oobleck: ICAN'TBELIEVEIT! LOOKATTHAT! HE'SDONETHEIMPOSSIBLE! He was hit just right! What incredible instincts he had to just crawl away from the goal like that!
Port: His team rushes to the field, happy as a lark, as they all slide in and accidentally kick Jaune Arc in the face!
Oobleck: And now his team his carrying him off and away on an orange stretch of victory, glory, and emergency medical attention! Jaune Arc and his face of steel have won it all!
#rwby#scott sterling#studio c#pyrrha nikos#nora valkyrie#jaune arc#peter port#bartholomew oobleck#lie ren#ruby rose#weiss shnee#yang xiao long#blake belladona#penny polendina#glynda goodwitch
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I thank you for this meal!
Arc’s Burgers Prompt;
Jacques Schnee and Roman Torchwick as…The Fischoeders!
Being the most Chaotic charcter
Being a Chaotic Gremlin
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Jaune: Yes, Mr. Torchwick is an eccentric.
Jaune: Yes, he wears an eyepatch.
Thrum: And mascara on one eye.
Magnum: And he shoots a flare gun everywhere!
Nora: He is one death ray away from being a supervillain!
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Jaune: Did you get the messages I sent you about the bathroom? The ones I kept sending you for the past several months?
Roman: Yes, I got them. How the hell did you get my number?!
Jaune: You... gave it to me.
Roman: Not to use!
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Roman: Keep my brother out of my hair, will you?
Jaune: Okay... Where is he?
Roman: He's right over... Oh no. He probably doesn't want to come inside.
Roman: Jackie! Get in here!
Jacques: No!
Roman: Jackie!
Jacques: It looks gross!
Jaune: (Looks to Nora)
Nora: (Shrugs)
Roman: Please, Jackie! It's okay to come in! I came in and look at me! I'm fine! (Bell rings) There ya go! Hey, Jackie~!
Jacques: Hello! Greetings!
Jacques: (Whispers) I don't want to be here.
Roman: (Whispers) Shush!.
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Roman: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get drunk for dinner.
Jaune: Don't you mean dressed?
Roman: Dressed out of my mind~.
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Roman: OH! I get it! You think that just because I'm a landlord, and I wear a white suit, and mascara over one eye, and raise your rent, and make plans to build death rays while firing a flare gun at you, I'M THE BAD GUY!
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Jaune: Well, can't you do something about this?
Roman: What? Jackie? Sure thing! Observe.
Roman: (Raps on door) Now you guys say, "It's Jackie~!"
Nora and the kids: It's Jackie~! It's Jackie~! It's Jackie~!
Roman: C'mon, Jaune!
Jaune: (Flatly) It's Jackie. It's Jackie. It's Jackie.
Roman: Who's that squirmy little funny guy~?
Roman: Who jabbed mascara into his brother's eye~?
Roman: It's Jackie~! It's Jackie~! It's Jackie~! He's his mommy's favorite~!
Jacques: (Kicks down door) THAT'S MEEE~!
Roman: Works every time. My mother played bongos. Jaune, you were a little flat.
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Magnum: You should teach at my school!
Roman: And you should work in my gang.
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Roman: Careful! I'm wearing white! If you hit my pants, you'll see the outline of my wiener!
Roman: Oh, what the heck! Fire away~!
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Roman: Come on! Pull the trigger, you big baby!
Jacques: I'M NOT A BABY! I'M A BIG BOY! A BIG, DANGEROUS BOY!
Roman: Baby!
Jacques: STOP IT!
Roman: Baby~!
Jacques: STOP IT!
Roman: Come on, baby~!
Jaune: Stop teasing him!
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Roman: Can you hang bricks from your nipples?
Jaune: I... I don't think I can.
Roman: You would know.
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Roman: My mother left this gang for me to run. To this day, I'm not sure if it was a joke.
Jacques: It should have been me.
Roman: Oh, well, that would have been hilarious!
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Jacques: There you are, Loona, you naughty girl! You're going to get Daddy in trouble again!
Roman: I told you that you weren't ready for a pet Beowolf, Jackie!
Jacques: I AM READY! The Beowolf Sanctuary wasn't ready! And I am NOT putting her in a hotel again!
Roman: Oh, just hurry up and put her into the van. We still have to find that damn Ursa!
Jacques: Here, Loona~! I got you your favorite~! Menagerite pizza~!
Beowolf: (Crawls into cage after pizza)
Jacques: (Shuts cage) GO, GO, GO!
Roman: I am going!
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Roman: (Playing piano) Mommy loved me more than big brother~
Jacques: DON'T SING THAT SONG!
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Jacques: You can leave now. Farewell. Roman and I have some business things to discuss.
Roman: Eh... You're doing your creepy face again. This is why you should grow a beard.
Jacques: YOU KNOW I CAN'T!
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As always, you deliver perfectly!
Arc’s Burgers.
May I get some more Nora as Linda Belcher please?
Best of Linda in Season 13
Bob and Linda Being A Power Couple
Jaune: Nora, this whole situation with Magnum is crazy.
Nora: Yeah, well, sometimes you have to fight crazy with crazy.
Jaune: Well, Magnum gets it from your side of the family.
Nora: You think I don't know that? Eheheheheheh~!
Jaune: What- What are you doing? Stop it.
Nora: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
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Jaune: AGH!
Nora: What? What is it?
Jaune: I... I had a bad dream. I think. I'm not sure.
Nora: Was it the dream about the grenade filled with penises?
Jaune: I... have never had that dream.
Nora: Oh, I have it all the time. There's just too many penises on that thing. Right? Anyway, get some sleep, Jaune. We got a big day tomorrow. Big day... full of... dreams coming...
Jaune: Right... Right, our dreams... Um, Nora, do you think- Oh, you're already asleep, aren't you?
Nora: What? A penis sniper rifle?
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Nora: Okay, kids! Have fun fishing balls out of the sea, my little Moby Dicks~!
Jaune: Captain Ahabs.
Nora: What?
Jaune: Captain Ahab was trying to get the whale. Moby Dick would be the balls.
Nora: Don't be gross in front of the kids, Jaune.
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Jaune: That was great!
Nora: Eh... You went a little high.
Jaune: Well, I think I nailed it.
Nora: Nah, you were too high.
Jaune: So? Go higher.
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Nora: I mean, let's face it. We're probably gonna die here.
Jaune: Not helping, Nora.
Nora: But it won't be for a long, long time! And I wouldn't trade that for anything! (Kisses)
Jaune: (Chuckles) You want to die in our restaurant?
Nora: Yeah! Sixty years from now, we'll die inside, same time, crossing our eyes and sticking out our tongues.
Jaune: I think I'll try to smile so I don't scare the kids.
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I can just tell that it was entirely Linda’s fault for getting too carried away with one of her wacky escapades.
for the new barbie meme — arrested for some foolishness on Kings Head Island
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“It’s in there.”
“Is it?”
“Yeah.”
“Well go get it.”
*Walks inside*
*sees the body is missing*
“I see the problem now…”
“Oh~ DO YA?!?!??”
drake?
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