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#rwby#rwby memes#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#cinder fall#ruby rose#dc comics#green lantern comics#jessica cruz#rwby x justice league#jaune harem#pyrrha isn’t pleased#jaune is a confused little noodle boy#yandere pyrrha
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I do not want Gideon Nav to have a washboard stomach. I want Gideon Nav to have a little bit of pudge that Harrow a) thinks is really hot (she is indeed correct), and b) keeps nurturing by ordering desserts she hates but knows Gideon loves and that in their post-trauma life she always gets when they go on cute dates
#or when they go to Pyrrha’s for lunch#please let that woman cook something that isn’t eggs#surely G1deon taught her to barbecue#the locked tomb#tlt#tlt brainrot#gideon nav#pyrrha dve#harrowhark nonagesimus#gideon the ninth
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i love the way rwby twists the chosen one trope so much. it did so with pyrrha and her entire idea of her destiny being The Hero To Save The World. then it went to penny and her being created just so she can be The Hero To Save The World. and now it’s down to ruby, who’s trying to be The Hero To Save The World by following in her mother’s footsteps. because she’s been appointed to the role by ozpin, the way pyrrha was. because she has silver eyes and was therefore touched by magic, the way penny was. because she’ll need to face down salem, the way summer did.
#rwby#ruby rose#pyrrha nikos#penny polendina#summer rose#rwby analysis#someone please tell my girl that it isn’t all on her#she has help#she doesn’t need to be The Hero and she doesn’t need to become a martyr
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Professor jaune
Yang: so I heard port retired
Blake: that is the rumor going around
Weiss: about time if you ask me that old blow hard
Ruby: your only saying that because he scolded you on our first day
Below them team jnpr consisting of Joan arc, Pyrrha nikkos, Nora valkyrie , and lie rin (jaunes baby sister and tend a girl)
Joan: oh I know completely who it is
Nora: oo oo tell us fearless leader
Joan: nope I promised I wouldn’t and you know us arcs and promises
Weiss: more like you don’t know and are trying to look cool
Joan: hey why don’t you shove it ice queen
Ruby/pyrrha: play nice you two
The door at the front opens and all attention was on who enters a tall man with a helmet on
???: ok students Butts in seats, my name is jaune arc
Joan: see ice queen
Weiss just huffs
Jaune: I’ll be teaching you Grimm studies as well as helping in the other classes of the first years
Yang: he’s going to be a hard ass isn’t he’s probably hideous under that helmet
Joan: you wanna bet
Yang: your on
Jaune: are you to done, Joan don’t think just because your my baby sister I’m going to go easy on you
Joan: jaune take that stupid helmet off you look ridiculous
Jaune: but mom said I need to look intimidating
Joan: take it off
He sighs but relents grabbing the sides of his helmet and pulls up to reveal a handsome late 20’s blond man with his hair pulled into a ponytail and a nicely trimmed beard
Yang: 🤤🤤🤤🤤😳
Blake: *internally* humina humina humina
Weiss: oh my *my daddy issues*
Ruby: hmmm you look like my dad *oh gods I’m a sick perv like Blake*
Pyrrha: *pyrrha arc, no arkos ya that’s it
Nora: oh my gods you wanna arm wrestle
Rin using her semblance to keep herself in check: n-Nora please
Nora: awww ok
Jaune: ok then back to the lesson
#jaune arc#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#ruby rose#nora valkyrie#lie ren#weiss schnee#rwby pyrrha nikos#Joan arc#teacher jaune
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Werewolf Arkos: Lunchtime
Werewolf!Pyrrha: *happily tearing meat from a bone* 😋
Jaune: Pyrrha…where did you get that side of beef?
Werewolf!Pyrrha: *shifts, trying to cover up a brand mark* 😗 🎶
Jaune: I-is that a SDC brand…? Did you steal ANOTHER cow from that SDC farm?! 😨
Werewolf!Pyrrha: 🥺
Jaune: PLEASE tell me nobody saw you do it this time! 😰
Werewolf!Pyrrha: *wags her tail and offers her mate a mouthful of tasty beef* 😅
Jaune: …great, now I’m an accomplice to a cattle rustler…
Jaune: *starts grill* Why can I never say no to you…? 😓
Werewolf!Pyrrha: 😁 *wagging proudly at her successful hunt*
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????: *munch, munch, munch*
Pyrrha: *wearing spear-patterned apron* How are you enjoying your lunch, Jaune? Much better than digging through the trash, isn’t it?
????: *munch, munch, munch*
Pyrrha: The doctor said you needed some extra iron and protein in your diet, so I got some choice cuts of…
Werewolf!Jaune: *sitting patiently by his bowl*
????: *munch, munch, munch*
Pyrrha: *looks around her 200-kilogram werewolf boyfriend* 🤨 ????
Zwei: *happily eating out of Jaune’s bowl* 😋
Werewolf!Jaune: *politely waiting for 12-kilogram corgi to finish sharing his food*
Pyrrha: *facepalm* Ruby! Yang! He’s doing it again!
Werewolf!Jaune: 🙃
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#arkos#zwei#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#werewolf pyrrha#werewolf jaune#werewolf au
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Here’s my human ocs of my Souls of War story (the dragonrider story) as Wof dragons.
Metis Ardor and Ymir are the parents of Hel, in my story Ymir is part of the ice dragonrider family and Metis is part of the fire one, they had Hel accidentally when they were still teenagers.
Metis is a Sky (obvi) and nightwing cuz she has black hair and her Wyvern has black scales. She has a fiery temperament, but loves her family.
Ymir is an icewing which is also self-explanatory. He is kind and loving, a very good father.
Hel Ardor-Duratus, daughter of Ymir and Metis, she’s a skilled fighter, likes to sketch and eat. Shes obviously a Sky/Ice/night. Shes one of the 2 Main characters of Souls of War.
Themis and Chronos Ardor are twins, They are Sky/nightswings, Ardor are the fire dragonrider family, hence Sky, night because Chronos has black hair and their dragons have both black scales here and there. Themis is the younger twin and she is much more introverted than her brother. They are Hels cousins.
Pyrrha is special, in my story both her and her dragon are flameborns which translates best into firescales, so Skywing. She’s related to Hel, Metis and the twins.
Gwendolyn Duratus is related to Ymir but just calls him uncle, she is very short so she’s a small icewing. I love lil Gwenny.
Styx Ardor is also related to the twins, Hel, Metis and Pyrrha. When she was young she had her throat slit which never healed correctly so now speaking more than a few words is uncomfortable for her and her voice sounds off, like a persistent whisper. She has black hair hence the nightwing blood, the sky is obvious.
Dione Duratus is Ymir’s mother. Once again, obviously she is an Icewing. She is kind and thoughtful.
Hades Ardor, is Metis' father, he is very loving towards his daughter and was very worried for her during her pregnancy (in the Ardor family exists a genetic condition which causes a deformity of the womb, usually resulting in either the death of the child or mother or both during birth if a miscarriage hasn’t occurred) but was delighted to have a grandchild. He is a Skywing for obvious reasons.
Aquilo and his elder sister Skadi, their father is a Duratus (he’s this century’s Frostborn) and their mother rides a night/Bloodreaper hybrid (Bloodreapers have frills) so Ice/night/Rainwing hybrids, their mother being the night/Rainwing hybrid. Their parents are loving and Skadi adores her lil brother and he likes nothing more than spending time with his sister.
If you take any significant inspiration from these designs for your own please credit me, these are important to me even if this isn’t their original design as they are human.
#oc#ocs#my oc#original story#dragon#dragon oc#wyvern#wyvern oc#art#dragon art#wof#wof ocs#wings of fire#skywing#nightwing#rainwing#icewing
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Are You Alright?
Jaune: E-Excuse me?
Winter: Are you alright, Mr. Arc?
Jaune: …
Jaune: …
Jaune: …
Winter: Mr. Arc?
Jaune: …
Jaune: W-Why are you asking me this?
Winter: Why? Should I not show concern for your well being?
Jaune: …
Jaune: N-No…?
Winter: Why do you state that as a question?
Jaune: I… I don’t know…?
Winter: Are you not accustomed to people asking you this; ‘How are you oing?’
Jaune: N-N-No…? Y-Yes…? I-I-I-I don’t know…
Winter: Really? Well, doesn’t your team, your friends ask you this?
Jaune: Friends? I-I don’t have friends…
Winter: You don’t have friends?
Jaune: No… I never have…
Winter: How is that possible?
Jaune: Relatively easy…
Winter: But, I heard, Penny call you friend, isn’t she…?
Jaune: W-We’re not friends!
Winter: You’re not?
Jaune: Penny said because I am, Ruby’s friend, and, Penny is, Ruby’s friend I am her friend too. But… I’m not, Ruby’s friend… So… That doesn’t make us friends…
Winter: That’s a simple application of logic. But, is that really all there is to it?
Jaune: …
Jaune: Maybe… I-I try not to think about it too much…
Winter: Why not?
Jaune: I get lost in my head… I don’t like the thoughts I feel when it happens… and… and then she shows up, and… and…
Winter: She? Who shows up?
Jaune: N-N-No one! No one shows up!
Winter: …
Winter: Is she still here?
Jaune: N-No… she left when you showed up…
Winter: That… That isn’t what I meant, Mr. Arc.
Jaune: Is she… s-still alive… T-That’s what you meant isn’t it…?
Winter: (Nods)
Jaune: …
Jaune: N-No… No she isn’t it?
Winter: And, who was this person to you; A mentor, a lover, a friend?
Jaune: …
Jaune: She was a mentor… the first one who ever believed in me… whole heartedly believed I could be something… something more…
Jaune: S-She was my first… and, probably my last friend I’ll ever have… I-I never realized she was my friend until she was gone… ‘never realize what you have until it’s gone…’ Cruel truth isn’t it…
Jaune: We could have been… We could have been that, and more… But…
Winter: …
Winter: Does this loneliness make you desire to… hurt yourself?
Jaune: W-What?! Why would you ask that? A-And, why are you here? I’m just out here to enjoy my coffee!
Winter: Yes… Here… All alone… With a cold cup of coffee… Sitting on the ledge…
Jaune: What? Whoa?! W-W-When did I get here…?!
Winter: Nearly an hour ago.
Jaune: R-R-Really?!
Winter: Yes.
Jaune: And, why are you here?
Winter: I followed you here.
Jaune: You did?
Winter: Yes, I saw you grab a cup of coffee, and instead of joining us in the briefing room as you usually do. You just walked out here. You walked right past me, and yet you acted like you didn’t see me, like you didn’t recognize anyone in the whole world. I decided to follow you because I was concerned. I walked right besides you, and sat down right next to you. And, yet you never noticed me. You just looked off into the distance as if you were looking for something. You were still looking for that something till just a moment ago when I asked you: ‘Are you alright, Mr. Arc?’ So I ask you again, ‘are you alright… Jaune?’
Jaune: …
Jaune: Would you believe me if I said, ‘I’m fine?’
Winter: Would you?
Jaune: …
Jaune: No… No I wouldn’t…
Winter: Then what is wrong?
Jaune: W-Why do you care?
Winter: Should I not be concerned about your well being?
Jaune: O-Only one other person has showed concern for me… S-S-So… You… shouldn’t…? R-Right…?
Winter: Well… Now two people have shown concern for you.
Jaune: R-Really?
Winter: Yes. Two people have show concern for you: Myself, and and the one you mentioned before, Ms. Nikos.
Jaune: H-How did you know…?
Winter: Because I noticed you. So… please… what is wrong, Jaune?
Jaune: …
Pyrrha: Go on.
Jaune: W-Wha?!
Pyrrha: You can tell her. Go on, you can trust her.
Jaune: …
Pyrrha: Please, Jaune. Please tell her…
Jaune: …
Jaune: N-No… I-I’m not alright…
Winter: Alright, then tell me: Why aren’t you alright?
Jaune: …
Winter: Please?
Jaune: …
Jaune: O… Okay…
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Huw… I thought I was done with the, Friends AU. And, yet, here we are.
Ain’t that something?
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Jaune’s First Win
Cardin: *falls onto his back* ...Ow.
Glynda: The match is over. Congratulations on your first win Mr. Arc.
Jaune: *breathing heavily* Thank you Ms. Goodwitch.
Yang: Holy shit! Vomit boy actually won!
Nora: YEAH JAUNE!
Ren: *proud smile on his face*
Ruby: Wow, Jaune’s come really far. Right Pyrrha?
Pyrrha: ...
Ruby: Pyrrha?
Pyrrha: ...I want his dick down my throat.
RWBY_N_R:
Pyrrha: *blushing* Please ignore what I just said.
Blake: I’m still processing the fact you just said that.
Yang: Damn bitch. You need some water, cause you are T-H-I-R-S-T-Y! Isn’t that right Weiss?
Weiss: *mortified because of the fact that Pyrrha wants to fuck JAUNE of all people*
Pyrrha: I’m not thirsty. It’s, i‘m, um-
Nora: Ren look, she’s trying to deny her feeling!
Ren: *shaking his head* Hmm, very unwise.
Meanwhile, in the ring
Jaune: What are they talking about up there?
Cardin: Seems like your girlfriend said something naughty.
Jaune: P-PYRRHA ISN’T MY GIRLFRIEND!
Cardin:
Jaune: Wait, I-I didn’t-
Cardin: You both really deserve each other.
Jaune: Wha-
Cardin: You’re both fucking idiots.
#rwby#Jaune Arc#pyrrha nikos#ruby rose#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#weiss schnee#nora valkyrie#lie ren#cardin winchester#arkos#glynda goodwitch
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So uh...
Apparently going away for the weekend equals things absolutely fucking exploding.
I’m sure everyone has, by this point, heard SOMETHING regarding Rooster Teeth and its latest controversies.
Namely, multiple former employees speaking up about their horrendous experiences with the company. Wage Theft, Underpaying, just flat out NOT PAYING PEOPLE, extreme Crunches, toxic bro culture, homophobia, transphobia, racism, sexism, ect ect ect.
I’m trying to gather some of the main points, so excuse my brain still going ??????????
Long-time employee Matt is given the boot, with his position “dissolved” in the latest rounds of corporate layoffs.
Kdin issues a statement regarding Hostile Environment, Abusive working conditions, and considerable amount of unpaid work/medical bills.
The floodgates open.
Others speak up either confirming Kdin’s experiences and/or adding their own experiences.
HR being more than useless. Higher Management being abusive and out-right not paying employees in every way possible.
Barbara (Yang) removes all mention of RT from her twitter profile.
Arryn (Blake) and Sam (Nora) reveal that someone at the top that isn’t at the company anymore had threatened to recast their roles, when they raised concerns re: payment.
Jen (Pyrrha) talks about issues with being paid and further confirms the other ugliness going on.
Michael Jones (AH, Sun) confirms his part in Kdin’s mistreatment, issues a public apology that was accepted by Kdin. I’m not diving into that, since I don’t feel comfortable speaking over the actual parties re: where they are now versus where they were then.
Others issue apologies to Kdin, which are....uh.....not graciously accepted.
RT issues a very by-the-numbers statement, which is worthless.
More former employees talk about having horrible experiences with over-work, issues with being paid, and general abusive environment.
CRWBY showrunners have for the most point not issued statements, likely because they are in a tricky position re: the corporate overlords. Some people have been noting the statements they are Liking or otherwise supporting.
Several people reveal that RT employees that do voice work have been getting cheated out of being PAID for this extra work. Because “you’re already an employee” kind of nonsense.
Everyone speaking out has basically stated the problem is Corporate and the Top Brass of the company. Asking people to please remember that the showrunners, writers, animators, voice actors, and other creative talent are all potentially victims of the same horrible stuff.
Basically, a huge fucking dumpster fire.
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-another layer of 'ow ah ouch' to everything pyrrha says about lyctorhood in nona the ninth is that she and g1deon may very well have been the first necro-cav duo to have done it fully mutually consensually, eyes open. it's heavily implied mercy and augustine had their hands forced by cristabel and alfred and wouldn't have done it otherwise ("I have built a myriad on the idea that I could have talked him out of it, given five minutes"), and they're the first and second saints... g1deon's the third. he and pyrrha presumably saw what it did to mercy and augustine, and they still decided to go through with it.
I WILL REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME YOU KISSED ME—YOU APOLOGISED—YOU SAID, I AM SORRY, DESTROY ME AS I AM, BUT I WANT TO KISS YOU BEFORE I AM KILLED, AND I SAID TO YOU WHY, AND YOU SAID, BECAUSE I HAVE ONLY ONCE MET SOMEONE SO UTTERLY WILLING TO BURN FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVED IN, AND I LOVED HIM ON SIGHT, AND THE FIRST TIME I DIED I ASKED OF HIM WHAT I NOW ASK OF YOU
imagine the extra weight over the years in knowing you chose this. at least augustine can cling to that desperate fantasy world where he did stop alfred in time, but pyrrha and g1deon thought they knew exactly what they were doing. they thought it was love. john let them think that was love.
-...do you think mercymorn and augustine begged john for the same thing harrow did, after? Please, undo what I've done, Lord. I will never ask anything of you ever again. (Also one of my all time favorite Harrow moments where she gets to ask the question they aren't allowed to for ten thousand years: How dare you ask me to live with it?) did he comfort them? tell them he's so incredibly sorry, but he needs them?
at least pyrrha’s understanding of how the process works does corroborate his claim that he can’t extract a cavalier’s soul from their necromancer's after the lyctorhood is complete without destroying both souls, which I guess makes for the one thing he isn’t totally lying about lol. though while referencing their own situation paul tells ianthe there's still hope for her and naberius, a duo where the soul absorption did seem to complete, which suggests another layer here john might not know about (out of lack of interest?) or doesn't want anyone else to find out about.
actually let's reexamine some things from the Gideon the Ninth epilogue now in light of Nona I'm on a roll here:
-[God] said, "I know you became a Lyctor under duress."
"Some may call it duress," said Harrow.
"You aren't the first," said the Emperor.
screaming. howling. clawing at him like a wild animal. the two people who have loved you the most, and you stood by and watched as this happened to them, as you engineered it to happen to them, you've seen up close what it did to them, and now you're repeating the process with new children a myriad later without a blush. you suck so bad john I have no words fhksajfhsa.
-"I have three teachers for you. And a whole universe for you to hold on to, for just a little while longer."
a) oh yeah just wait for those three teachers they're a real barrel of laughs they probably won't even try to repeatedly murder you or anything lmao and b) what's that supposed to mean john. 'for just a little while longer'. why does it only have to be a little while longer. as far as I can tell you're no closer to the fullness of your revenge than ever. does it have anything to do with 'good morning, annabel' and 'it gets dirty, you clean it again'?
So, the universe was ending. Good. At least if she failed here, she would no longer have to be beholden to anybody.
could this also be some kind of foreshadowing? from the dialogue on page here harrow's conclusion that the universe is, for sure, ending is not necessarily a natural conclusion (john only speaks of the empire slowly dying) so like... does pre-lobotomy harrow know something we don't? or is it just that she's the saddest person anyone's ever seen pre-nona seeing gideon? (most heartbreaking shade of drift compatability discovered :') )
-He said presently, "Most of my Lyctors have been destroyed by a war I thought best to fight slowly, through attrition. I have lost my Hands -- not just to death. The loneliness of deep space takes its toll on anyone, and the necrosaints have all put up with it for longer than anybody should ever be asked to bear anything. That's why I wanted only those who had discovered the cost, and were willing to pay it in the full knowledge of what it would entail."
so... in the same way g1deon and pyrrha decided to pay that price willingly, then. I am 100% calling bullshit on him here, though, because if any of that had been his real intentions he would have taken at least a modicum of time and energy to write ANYTHING to that effect in the invitations haha. but I think he does recognize in some way that mercy and augustine are burning out under the ten thousand years he's asked of them, like cytherea just did, and maybe mistakenly thinks g1deon is handling it better, because his and pyrrha's decision seemed more informed/less coerced? loveday always knew it was her life or cytherea's, after all, that wasn't ever a real choice either. huh.
-god, harrow literally states all her (frankly very modest and doable) goals and needs to him -- to return to the ninth at least once, to find her cavalier's body, and to figure out what happened to the other survivors of canaan house -- and once she is incapable of remembering them........ he does fucking NOTHING to remind her or help her follow up on any of them fhsdkajfhasdkj I am losing it! at least there is the delicious irony that he could have saved himself a massive headache if he had helped her with any of these, so his own fecklessness and narcissism is its own punishment in this case I suppose lmao
-another observation: harrow is not as deferential or worshipful towards God in this epilogue as she will be in HtN or beyond. she's angry with him! she's kind of sharp and a bit rude, even! she seems more to feel begrudgingly beholden to him because fair enough he is god I guess than to emotionally buy into it as sacred service. I wonder how she'll think of him after nona the ninth, now that she knows him so much better and has more of herself too -- ironically my sense from their last scene in nona the ninth is that her worship of him seems to have all but disappeared, but she loves him more, despite uh the everything of him, in all his awfulness. not in that she doesn't recognize him for what he is or that she wants his approval anymore, she's grown so far past him already, but I do think there's still love there. 'I still love you' is the real power he has, I guess
#the locked tomb#the locked tomb spoilers#nona the ninth spoilers#nona spoilers#nona the ninth#ntn spoilers#pyrrha dve#gideon the first#john gaius#harrowhark nonagesimus#mercymorn the first#augustine the first#this is just how my life works right now I'll sit around innocently and then just BAM locked tomb thoughts sparking in my brain
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Can you pleeeeease elaborate more on Silver Eyed Warriors being psychopomps, pretty please, thank you in advance, hands you a chocopie
right ok for the uninitiated, a psychopomp is a spirit or deity or creature or other entity responsible for guiding the souls of the newly dead to the afterlife.
i’ve talked about this part before but: silver eyes are associated with death (and grief) in many ways, both symbolic (reaper imagery) and material (the glare arises from the drive to protect the living, and ruby’s memories of people she’s grieving inspire hers, and the glare destroys the hand cinder used to kill pyrrha).
but why do i say psychopomps, specifically?
when people on remnant die, their souls pass through the liminal white void ‘between’ realms, as we see with ozma (who returns from the afterlife through the white void) and penny (who meets winter there) and arguably fria (the white flash at the moment she dies) and ruby (who returns from the tree—a metaphorical death—in a burst of pure white light, unlike the white-gold we see with afterans). so the white light released by the glare at least resembles the white void which bridges the gap between the living and dead.
right?
now consider this sequence of events:
ruby witnesses pyrrha’s death.
white light bursts from her eyes like wings, petrifying the wyvern, burning pyrrha’s killer, and leaving ruby unconscious.
months afterwards, ruby either begins to or continues to experience dream-flashbacks to pyrrha’s final moments (“do you believe in destiny?” “yes.” <- ruby wasn’t there.) which alternate with pyrrha calling out for jaune (in apparent fear or desperation, so it’s not simply the recording intruding on her dreams)
after ruby voices her own grief for pyrrha (V5) and learns more about her eyes from maria (<- while surrounded by butterflies the symbolism is very unsubtle), jaune is ‘found’ by an autumn leaf (<- symbolizing pyrrha) that leads him to pyrrha’s memorial, thus allowing him to release his own grief and make peace with her death.
#4 is akin to salem transforming in the pool of grimm and the resurrection of humankind in that a literal causal relationship isn’t explicitly shown but the symbolism and narrative structure suggests a meaningful connection; salem was alone until she was reborn and returned changed to a world that had likewise been reborn and changed, ruby carries pyrrha’s unfinished business forward with her (the dreams!) until she understands the true nature of her eyes whereupon pyrrha’s spirit (symbolized by that leaf) finds peace by helping jaune let go.
a similar thing happens in volume nine. ruby wakes up hearing echoes of penny’s voice in her head calling her name, and she’s haunted through the ever after by penny’s sword—a representation of penny’s soul and a symbol of ruby’s grief. this is only the beginning of grieving penny, so the arc is not complete yet, but thus far it’s on the same general track.
thennn there’s ‘guide my way,’ which is about summer rose from ruby’s perspective and, well, the title. it invokes the imagery of a psychopomp explicitly—“guide my way out of this place”—which reinforces the subtler imagery used in ‘indomitable’ (“i’ll meet you there/when we strive, we transcend/even death cannot end our climb”)
the twist is that silver-eyed psychopomps are meant to guide the living through grief as much as they are meant to guide the dead into death; they do not bridge the divide only in one direction. this of course befits a world where death is apotheosis (“for it is in passing we achieve immortality; through this we become a paragon of virtue and glory to rise above all, infinite in distance and unbound by death,” “our souls transcend death,” everything the lost fable does with salem’s deaths and resurrections, ruby’s experience in the tree, etc) and merely part of an unending journey rather than ‘the end.’
there’s also (gestures vaguely) whatever is going on with the hounds, which i do not think was as simple as salem ganking a silver-eyed warrior and making a grimm out of him; she’s experimenting with the boundary between life and death in some way, because of what ruby’s glare did to cinder.
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@expensiveeggplant
See I don’t really see it that way? Because if I know the term right, Tsundere implies they’re into each other from the get-go and the anger is just an excuse to get to know each other.
For Alabastards their ship dynamic is default White Knight, only instead of developing a mutually respectful relationship, they instead diverge into a more toxic direction.
They genuinely do not like each other for basically most of the time up till their hatefucking and a good chunk of time after.
Jaune got off on the wrong foot with Weiss, so she’s just constantly lambasting him.
And Jaune eventually got fed up with Weiss giving him shit even after he stopped propositioning here.
I’m thinking he gets mad at her after seeing her be mean to Ruby. Ruby obviously forgives weiss basically immediately, but Jaune had already went “fuck this shit.” And cussed a bitch out.
And they realized as they were arguing that
a) both of them have ludicrously thick skin because of family/hate crimes and 7 sisters, respectively so it’s nigh impossible to get them actually angry if there’s no malice behind their words
b) they’re pretty much always going to be in close proximity because Ruby and Jaune genuinely love hanging out together, and their teams get along incredibly well
And c) it’s really, REALLY fun to rile the other up.
The rest of their teams are fucking baffled by how seeing each other just turns them into complete assholes, even with all the character development. But also they work incredibly well together when they have a common goal?
Eventually it’s less they hate each other and more they just got used to sniping at each other.
…wait…fuck, I suppose in the end it is kinda two tsunderes who are into each other. Lol
Idk. The vibe still feels different to me? More like belligerent sexual tension than tsundere vibes. Where it’s not that they both secretly love each other and they use anger to cover for it, but it’s more they both love making the other angry/worked up. More hatefuck than reluctant/embarrassed date.
Someone made a lovely comment on one of these posts that mentioned “The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s apathy.” And those two are anything but apathetic to the other.
…also I’m debating adding other ships/assholes into the Alabastards type AU’s. Low key wanna do one where Ruby demonstrates why she’s best friends with both of them, and one where Pyrrha fucking roasts someone. I’ll have to be careful tho otherwise I’m gonna indulge in my polyshipping tendencies and someone is going to get in the middle of an Alabastards sandwich.
Though tbh it’s not really a full AU or anything, so I’m always open to ideas if people want to have them! Feel free to add some in the notes below!
(Also, guys, if you want me to respond to you directly, please submit an ask or reblog the question. This is a sideblog and I can’t answer replies like in the screenshot without exposing my main.)
#alabastards#jaune arc#rwby#weiss schnee#admin talks#more like#admin rambles#I’m a bit long winded#lol#also#who else would secretly be a bastard in this AU?#because it still needs some ‘straight man’ characters to bounce off of#buttttt#there are multiple characters who would make excellent assholes#*cough*#pyrrha nikos#yang xiao long
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U know rusted knight jaune remind me of original Jerry Smith. Considering the relationship your Jaune has with rwby over the original can u do something similar to when OG Jerry snapped at Morty, when he said that him and Rick abandoning him, his original family and dimension "improved" him to which he responded "oh, am I cool enough for you now? Well that was easy it only cost me F*cking everything."
(Don't get me wrong I know what you mean. However, with volume 9, I don't feel he would talk to team RWBY like that. But his own team is a different story. I have said this and made it clear, Jaune is the Raven of his team. But unlike Raven, who may not have had valid reasons to leave. Jaune does.)
Jaune packed and was ready to go walked out of the house. Nora trying to reason with him chases after him and manages to get in front of Jaune. Jaune not pleased tries to me past her but Nora refuses.
Nora: Jaune let’s talk about this.
Jaune: There’s nothing to talk about Nora. It’s time to move on.
Nora: So, you abandon us and come back like nothing happened. And you abandon us again.
Jaune: I mean why are you complaining, you already replace me. Just like Pyrrha.
Nora: What?
Jaune: Team NERO. Good name. Two new teammates without the incompetence.
Nora: I don’t think that little of you.
Jaune: Only because I showed you and your team up. I showed you what I could do now. But then again I forget how little friends we were.
Nora: Excuse me. I am-
Jaune: No you’re not. You insulted me every chance you got Nora. When it comes down to it, you’re not a good friend.
Nora: Jaune I love you. Just like I-
Jaune: Oh shut up. Before Oscar, the only people you cared about was Pyrrha and Ren. Ren above all else.
Nora; Not true. I-
Jaune: You and Ren do everything together. Where Ren goes you go. When Ren’s mad your mad. Everything keeps coming back to Ren. In fact Ren is still you top priority. It’s never was Pyrrha or at least me at some point.
Nora: Jaune I’m-
Jaune: Sorry?! Sorry won’t cut it. And you said I abandoned you?! Like I had a choice. I FELL! To a land I didn’t know. Travel back in time by accident. Almost died multiple times by either getting killed or poison. Waiting for Ruby! Trying to find a way home!
Nora: I mean you turned out fine in the end.
Jaune: Oh really. That’s great you think that. It only took me the equivalence of thirty years.
Nora: Jaune-
Jaune: I was alone for years Nora. I had no one. *sigh* And I still have no one. Not even my team.
Nora: Jaune we’re still you teammates. It just-
Jaune: Teammates don’t insult each other. They don’t use each other a test subjects. And they damn well don’t- they don’t-….
Nora: Jaune I-
Jaune: It’s time to face reality Nora. You and Ren- I least tried to be there for one of you when the other isn’t there. But when I needed you most… … …. Neither of you were there. So go back to your Renny poo and your cute boy Oz. Because so far you proven me where your priorities are.
Nora: Then why did you come back?
Jaune: Simple. I want to stop Salem. I have a family. A nephew. Plus I fulfilled my role. At least my past self did. I inherited his memories. His experiences. And his wisdom. Now he’s dead. And now, I owe it to him to live my life. And if it means I have to cut off this one sided friendship then fine by me. Goodbye Nora.
Nora: Wait. Jaune. Jaune?! Please!
Nora reaches out her hand for him. However instead a memory resurfaces as she watch and scream
Nora: Momma? Momma!
Nora eyes begin to tear as she fell to her knees
Jaune I’M SORRY! PLEASE!! Please don’t leave me.
Jaune: *walks away but doesn’t let his tears show*
Nora: *cries* Please. Don’t abandon me too!
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Jaune: Weiss isn’t there any way you would go out with me?
Weiss: hmmmmfpf~ well~
Weiss: get Pyrrha to eat me out right here and now and I will give you one date!
Jaune: (looks to Pyrrha embarrassed)
Pyrrha: anything for you baby
Weiss: wait … what!!!
Pyrrha reaches down and grabs one of Weiss’s legs flipping her upside down and exposing her underwear to the entire hallway. She moves them aside and looks to her partner as she dives into the Harrises sweet pussy. Jaune moves to watch putting his crotch in front of Weiss‘s face as he watches his partner devour her causing her to scream out in pleasure. Weiss tries to hold up her skirt as she quickly this is her mind to the champions talented tongue.
Weiss: Pyrrha~ please~ I~
Pyrrha: save those screams for your date (winks at Jaune the love of her life)
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Sniper Jaune: Hunt or be hunted (Note: Summer will appear in this au sometimes later)
Glynda: Alright childrens, today’s assignment is called hunt or be hunted. The rules are simple there are 2 4-man teams, each are selected randomly. The 2 teams will compete with each other, the teams are needed to take a red flag that is somewhere inside this forest while trying to survive from the hunter as long as they could. But try to be aware of your surroundings, as one pf you will be the hunter there will be one hunter that i choose from one of you will be watching every movement of these 2 teams hidden somewhere in this forest. If one of your teammates or you are able to incapacitate the hunter, your team will win instantly. I’ll be seeing you kids in the bullhead landing pad in 10 minutes
[Bullhead landing pad, 5 minutes later]
Ruby: Pyrrha!!! We’re a team!!!
Pyrrha: Yes Ruby, it is quite fortunate that we are both on one team. I guess all of us got lucky
Yang: Hell yeah we are! Even Blakey over here is relieved by the fact that we are a team!
Blake: I didn’t say that Yang, all i say was we got lucky that Team CRDL is still they’re own team. Well, mainly because they are the most hated team in beacon
Ruby: But i still wonder who is the hunter in this assignment
Glynda: For the Hunter role today, the role goes to Jaune Arc.
Cardin (In the distance): HAHAHAHAHA This’ll be easy as hell, Jauney boy couldn’t even do shit!
Ruby: [Flashback to the firing range] *Squeak* Please tell me this isn’t real!
Yang: What isn’t real?
Ruby: About Jaune becoming the hunter! He’s too good!
Pyrrha : What do you mean he is too good?
Ruby: Remember yesterday when i go to the firing range? Jaune is there and he betting me 50 Lien if one of us could land 10 shot on the vital parts as fast as we can!
Blake: You’re worrying too much Ruby, this is Jaune we’re talking about, so i think you’re the one who wins the bet
Ruby: HE WON THE BET BLAKE! I’VE NEVER SEEN A SNIPER BEING THAT GOOD! HIS AIM IS EVEN OFF THE LAST SHOT BY 10 MILLIMETER!
PYB:.………
[4 minutes later]
Jaune: Sorry i’m late. I’m ready now Ms. Goodwitch!
Yang: Well V-Boy, you’re over prepared yourself
Jaune: Seeing that none of the students wanted to be the Hunter, i need a lot of things since i will be at the forest. Good luck everyone!
[5 hours later]
Glynda: Well class, it seems that none of you found the flag survived the hunter long enough. But i have to give credit to Team PBRY (Plum-berry) for surviving the longest from Mr. Arc.
Entire student body: *Having a war flashback due to all of them getting ‘killed’ so fast, they don’t even know where the shot was from*
Yang: Ruby?
Ruby: Yeah, Yang?
Yang: I’m soooo sorry for not trusting you, i never seen anyone incapacitated someone that fast. Even faster than mom
Ruby: Don’t worry Yang
#jaune arc#rwby#ruby rose#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#pyrrha nikos#cardin winchester#Sniper Jaune AU
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How would your favorite Jaune ship react if Adrian not only didn't like them but really liked other girl instantly?(Like Weiss, Emerald, etc)
Following on from here:
Pyrrha: I’m sure you’re wondering why I called you here…
Yang: Not really…? Until just now I didn’t even know you were involved.
Weiss: Nora just grabbed both of us and dragged us in here before we knew what was happening and locked the door!
Pyrrha: Well…I used Nora to call you both here because I need your help!
Pyrrha: Since arriving in Argus, we’ve all met Jaune’s sister and her wife, but most importantly their adorable son, who also happens to be my boyfriend’s beloved baby nephew!
Weiss: Oh, you mean Adrian! 😍
Yang: He’s a cute little guy, isn’t he? 🥰
Pyrrha: OF COURSE HE IS!! And that’s why I desperately need your help to bond with him! I’m his uncle’s girlfriend, and he likes you both better than me! 😭
Yang/Weiss:
Yang: …seriously…?
Weiss: Pyrrha, you’re the smartest, sweetest, most angelic person I’ve ever met! I’m sure Adrian will love you just like everyone else does!
Yang: Still not over your Beacon girl crush on Pyrrha, I see! 😝
Weiss: Shut up! I can’t believe I actually missed you…! 🤬
Pyrrha: Yang! Weiss! Please focus! Every time Adrian sees you both he wants you to hold him and every time I try to hold him he cries! 😥
Pyrrha: *clutching Yang’s leg* Please tell me how you did it!!! 😭
Yang: *shaking her leg* OKAY, WE’LL HELP! You’re cutting off the circulation in my foot!
Five minutes later…
Jaune: *opening the door* Pyrrha, are you in here? Have you seen Weiss and Yang?
Pyrrha: *cradling Weiss like in her arms like a baby*
Yang: *coaching* I think I see the problem. Your arms are too firm for Adrian to get comfortable and you’re squeezing a bit too hard. Focus on supporting from underneath a bit more while I find a softer top for you to wear!
Pyrrha: *effortlessly lifting Weiss* I’ll buy a new cashmere sweater if necessary! Anything to make my future nephew comfortable! 😠
Weiss: *blushing in embarrassment* How did I end up acting as a practice baby for one of my friends? What has my life become? 🫣
Jaune: I am deeply confused…
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#Weiss Schnee#yang xiao long#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#Adrain cotta arc#sturgeon asks#thanks cheeseater2
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