#alabastards

[howlingday]

Jaune: ...

Weiss: ...

Jaune: City slicker...

Weiss: Country bumpkin...

Jaune: That a new dress? Let me guess; you got bored and decided to spend more of daddy's lien today?

Weiss: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? What am I saying? Of course you do. The only person you didn't kiss is your father.

Jaune: Trust fund baby...

Weiss: Horse-fucker...

Blake: ...Why are they dating again?

Ruby: Because they know no one else would put up with their bullshit. It's kind of sweet, since they have this rule where they can talk bad about each to each other, but not let anyone talk bad about them behind their backs. They also have this ground-rule thing where if they go too far, they let each other know.

#rwby #alabastards #jaune arc #weiss schnee #white knight #ruby rose #blake belladonna

[fandomflotilla]

Jacques: Hello, Mr Arc.

Jaune: …Do I know you?

Jacques: I’m Jacques Schnee.

Jaune: …

Jacques: One of the richest men alive?

Jaune: …

Jacques: Head of the the largest dust company in Remnant?

Jaune: …

Jacques: …I’m Weiss’s father.

Jaune: Oh wait you’re THAT GUY?

Jacques: I see that Weiss has spoken much of me.

Jaune: Oh yeah.

Jaune: *holds out his hand*

Jacques: *shakes it firmly*

Jaune: Nice to meet you, Weiss’s father, I’m Weiss’s Daddy.

Jacques: …

Jaune: …

Jacques: …we aren’t going to get along, are we?

Jaune: Weiss has spoken a lot about you.

Jaune: So, no.

#jaune arc #jacques schnee #rwby #jaune x weiss #weiss schnee #white knight #white knight rwby #alabastards #and before anyone asks #she was DELIGHTED when she heard this was how their first meeting went

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Jaune: You're a carpenter's dream Weiss! Flat as a board and in need of a screw!

Weiss: At least I have more Brains than a 2-by-4 Unlike you!

Jaune: Those are some big words from someone who's shorter than a girl two years younger than her when she's in heels.

Weiss: I can make use of my height you, you unwieldy buffoon!

Jaune: I've got control!

Weiss: Prove it!

Jaune: *Kabedons Weiss* I'll prove it by letting go of that Control.

Weiss: *Defiant Staring* Then. Do. It.

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #rwby shitpost #whiteknight #alabastards

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: I poisoned one of our glasses but I forgot which one.

Weiss: With the way this dinner is going, I hope it's mine.

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #rwby shitpost #alabastards

[hatake]

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#guess who has clean bedding and got to pet a small dog today❗❗ #old people are so fantastic they will let u pet their chihuahua wearing a little brown sweater and tell u about their whole life #also got to the part in op where ace leaves alabasta that alabastard 😩 #so excited to sleep in freshly washed bedding tho 🥹💞💞💞

[lunarreaper-ut]

Hi Alabastar, how are you doing?

(Also, hi Luna, how are you doing?)

"I was getting rather tired of the old one. It didn't suit me."

#Alabaster!Nightmare #Alabaster #answered asks #Hims getting an updated look #Not sure if it will stick but it's better than the old one! #Dapper Alabastard

[ckameley]

That post about how society doesn't like to see an intelligent Black person brought back the memory of that pale blond boy stealing my math homework while I went to the bathroom in ART CLASS cause he decided not to do the work itself and accept just taking a 0 for that ONE assignment. The violation of my belongings when he decided to go into my backpack to see my work still pisses me off to this day since there wasn't any level of decency to at least ASK. Disrespectful af and in line with how alabastards are raised to expect to just take from Black people. Huge fuck you to [redacted]

Also brings back the old blond alabastard sub who marveled at how "articulate" I am (I didn't know at the time that it was a racist comment -- despite living in NC all my life I was in an urban area and my family aren't from the south so I guess the old prejudiced broad was used to images of Black people as unintelligent n******)

Reminds me of the white mediocrity that plagued many of the boys in my high school who assumed they would get accepted into [top state university] but didn't -- while of course my Black ass somehow also got into [prestigious private university]

And fuck you to that white Latino boy who was in my 2019 summer program who essentially questioned me on how I ended up getting into my prestigious undergrad university. I by no means have any legacy at these places, so of course I did well in school and had some extracurriculars like the rest of the marginalized folks that went to my university, dummy

#this might get personal #it's way too often those lowkey passive aggressive comments from others cause they at least knew not to be overtly racist #I wasn't even a tryhard kid like others I just did what was expected of me (I have an African father) #I dedicated my non-school time to a few activities that I enjoyed #and I wrote a great common app essay about my lifelong passion for art #even if the affirmative action helped me along the way IT WAS NEEDED THERE AREN'T ENOUGH BLACK PEOPLE IN THESE INSTITUTIONS #the past couple of years I've definitely grown my confidence of my place in academic spaces #it's always the insecure alabastards (or people in general) who are taking jabs at people who they think should be “beneath” them #let me go and start my day

[asclexe]

writing again!! (it’s been a week but i really am trying to avoid burning out completely so we’re writing baby)

okay pookies i have two works in progress, one hazbin one house.

based on the summaries, i’d love to hear your thoughts and lmk if you’d be interested in the full versions (i’ll release them anyways)

hazbin, could be titled silly vees oneshots or ‘welcome to the cult of, dionysius’:

a scatterbrained, very silly and unserious collection of oneshots strewn together in five chapters about random situations featuring the vees! honorary mentions of alastor and angel.

or..i watched a bunch, too many, of ‘rev up power up’ edits and listened to the orion experience’s discography on an impulse and a borderline caffeine overdose and it *may* have changed my brain chemistry

- ⭐️ -

velvettexoxo 💕 (modeling positions hiring ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ check bio babe 💋) imagine being homoerotically obsessed w your ‘rival’. lmao couldn’t be me.

vox’s legs kicked around in the air like a little angry manchild (aka what he was) as read the tweet. his over-cartilaged little weird ass fingers immediately typed up a respond tweet.

VoxTexOfficial (Trust Us!)(FUCK YOU ALABASTARD 🖕🖕) IMAGINE having Titties 😶. could Be me.

and the house one, untitled atm:

Thirteen tests herself for Huntington’s, Cameron gets a slow moment in the ER.

or..i was really bored and started thinking about house and then thought about camteen and the parallels between cam’s first husband dying and thirteen dying and now i’m tearing up a little bit when did that happen

or..extremely tragic doomed yuri

- ⭐️ -

“I’m dead.” Thirteen says the same way as her eyes do - blank. Processing. Cameron stares at her in pure confusion. A folded up paper is placed in her hands. Blood test results. She unfolds it and scans down the list, stopping at the disease in red. She’s positive for Huntington’s.

Thirteen is dead, will be dead. Cameron stares at her in pure shock, this time. She questions whether to talk to her, hug her, leave her, but she goes for her lips.

the five-parter hazbin one hasn’t been written out yet but ik what i want to do for the chapters. the house one has about 2000 words atm and i’m aiming for 6000.

lmk your thoughts pookies <33

#ao3 #fanfiction #writing #house md #hate crimes md #camteen #hazbin hotel #the vees hazbin hotel

[ask-princessandromeda]

Guys, what are your plans if Kronos wins and revives the Golden Age?

Luke: I’d just keep being his second-in-command, once the Golden age is revived it must be kept alive, obviously. And, maybe, I could have Annabeth by my side… It’s time for her to wake up and ditch the gods anyway.

Ethan: Assuming I’d still be alive, I would find some kind of life with Alabaster. I never thought deeper than that, to be honest.

Alabaster: We could open a restaurant.

Ethan: Shut up, Alabastard.

Chris: I want a normal, mortal life in a better world. I would return to mum back in Arizona, and hopefully I will start college. I want to be a wildlife researcher. I just hope I’d get to that… someday.

Silena: Same here. I just want to get back to Charlie and Clarisse and the rest of my friends and go to college. I just hope they’d forgive me…

#ask princess andromeda #titan army #pjo ask blog #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians

[howlingday]

Weiss: ...

Jaune: ...

Weiss: Why don't you teach at the academy? You know you'd be good at it.

Jaune: I'm only good at fighting Grimm.

Weiss: Clearly, which is why you should be teaching it. Instead of doing what you always do, be an idiot and hide behind Ruby.

Jaune: Maybe you should worry less about me and more about you being a businesswoman. The last time I checked, your brother still needs help running the company you left him to run on his own. What? Scared his bodyguard has a grudge against you?

Weiss: Big talk coming from a coward.

Jaune: Big talk coming from a shrimp.

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Woman: Wait, Jaune Arc? Wasn't he that stupid kid who broke into Beacon? How could anyone think to make HIM a huntsman?

Weiss: Maybe because he actually earned his way in, instead of relying on frivolous things like "prestigious" backgrounds. Oh, and if I hear you talking about him like that again, you WILL be apologizing to him.

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Man: Weiss Schnee? That racist? I'm not giving any money to that slave driving daddy's girl just so she can keep oppressing honest, hardworking people.

Jaune: Honest, hardworking people like you, right? Because I know her, and she's nowhere near as awful as her father, or as you make her out to be. And if you so much as breathe another lie about her around me again, I'll show you what a real slave-driver looks like.

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Weiss: ...

Jaune: ...

Weiss: I hate you.

Jaune: I hate you more.

#rwby #alabastards #jaune arc #weiss schnee #white knight

[fandomflotilla]

Weiss: Hello Jaune. How is the biggest pain in the ass on Remnant doing today?

Jaune: Dunno, I haven’t asked her.

Jaune: How are you doing, Weiss?

#jaune arc #weiss schnee #alabastards #white knight rwby #white knight

[captainsaltypear]

have some reggie and alaBASTARD doodles (characters from @sunshinebanjos​‘s ALWY fic) bc i freaking love reggie so much MY BOY YOU NEED A BREAK FROM THIS MAN

#HES A BEAN #scheeze art #pear post

[asura-zoro]

My little brother and I are picking back up where we left off in our OP watch session. I'll summarize his first thoughts as we got back into it:

Thinks Robin is very cool and badass.

He forgot how skinny Oda makes most of the women and he remarked: how are they even alive?!

Sanji is cool, but once he starts perving over women, my brother wants to kick Sanji in the balls.

He remembered that he referred to Crocodile as the 'Alabastard'.

Fanservice is gross. He will fight all the perverts.

#professor bree speaks #one piece #one piece fandom #op fandom #op #opfandom

[thenorsiest]

Ps I love my dnd discord. Everyone uses their online handle but then adds their character/s name after it so you get some funky combos like:

Norsy/Juju/Clinkers

Alec/Alabastard)

Zinzen/Sir scoops/Gimilunk/Flem

Wipple/Hide/Jeckle

Josh/Master Lord Pouty Foot the Third

#it’s just cute #other than mine no I didn’t give my groups peeps away #not trek #dnd #I’m gonna be upset if wotc Keeps up their bs

[undeadbanjos]

Chapter 18:Alabastard and the Admiral

#Alwy #Captaineer #iswm fanfiction

[ckameley]

A raggedy alabastard come up to me in Costco while I was on the phone as if I was a worker there and I hate when alabastards do that shit

Guess I need to never wear my lanyard around my neck in stores cause this is the 2nd time a random alabastard assumed I worked in a store 🙄