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thotsandpreyers · 1 year
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🍹✡️🎭It’s Purim🎭🔯🍻 and by royal DICKcree 👑🍆🫦Queen HadASSah 👸🏽🍑😏 wants you to party 🎊🥳🎉 dress up 🦹🎭🤠 make some noise 👏🎭🗣️ as you and spin on uncle Mordecai’s thick grogger 😵‍💫🌀😌 beat up some antisemites like that bitch boy Haman 👊🤼🤕 and drink 🍺 DRinK 🍻DRINK 🥂🍾🍷LOTS more till you can’t tell right 😇 from wrong 😈 send 💌📭 this 🤳📲 to 1️⃣4️⃣ of the naughtiest 🔻hamantASSchen hoes🔺 you know 🍪🍯🥮 get back 0️⃣ and like prude Vashti 🙄😒 girl bye 👋 you’re exiled 😔 get back 7️⃣ and all the girls, boys, and theys will want to eat your cookie 🙈👄🍪 get back all 1️⃣4️⃣ and some special mishloach MANot from DADDY will be cumming your way tonight 🍆💦😛
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butterfrogmantis · 1 year
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Forgive me I’m very new to this funnily enough I only caught on to Purim after my Tailorbot AI talked to me about it haha
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* checks notes * From what I gathered, any sort of costume works, whether it's based on the people in the story or generic ones, I found some cool masquerade costumes from a 2010 purim parade in Venice on google, went in that direction purely because it felt like a middle ground. Tailor, of course, can make all the costumes anyhow :)
Tailor (c) The Smurfs
Diligent and Sower are mine
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lemonsharks · 1 year
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It’s hat-eatin’ season!
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Happy Festival to all my Jewish friends, followers, and distinguished guests!
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Watched a cute Instagram reel of a guy handing out money to kids on Purim in NYC.
Made the mistake of scrolling through the comments.
“(((they))) love money”
“Do Jews just take any money shoved in their direction?”
“Shekel grabbers”
“The Jews took Halloween”
“What the fuck is Purim”
“Of course it’s money🐀🐀🐀”
Just some that I saw. There were tons more. On a cute Purim video.
Hate crimes towards Jews are insanely high. Hate comments towards Jews is higher than ever. This is the world we live in and if you don’t see that, start seeing it.
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This weekend was fun! Me and @sroloc--elbisivni made hamantaschen. My favorite, raspberry, their favorite, strawberry, and traditional poppyseed. And this year's experimental flavors were orange marmalade and ginger preserves, both of which tasted pretty good! The ginger ones tasted kinda like gingersnaps! חג שמח!!!
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I’ve somehow never made Hamantaschen in my life, and I decided to change that yesterday. Cue spending hours of trying to make them perfect and still ending up with some burnt bottoms, some filling spilling out, and some of the triangles coming undone 😅 BUT I did it! They may not be the prettiest, but they are sooo good.
(oh, and I am bringing some to the friend I mentioned a few posts ago that really loves Hamantaschen!)
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Chag Purim Sameach from Ms Frizzle (earrings were a gift from a friend and happened to look like Hamantaschen and I got SO excited)
(Baby's first Purim)
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YEAAAAAH BUDDIE
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girlactionfigure · 1 year
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rel312 · 1 year
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CHAG PURIM SAMEACH!!! 🎭
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torais-life · 1 year
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Chag Purim Sameaj!!!
My sister made this beautiful sign for Purim 🤗👏❤️🎉✨🇮🇱
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achos-laazov · 1 year
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So Purim happened a while back.
This year, we made 50 kids' mishloach manos and gave them all out. We made 48 family ones and gave out 42. 11 for teachers but only gave 10 (one teacher was sitting shiva over Purim).
The kids dressed as characters from the Circle magazine:
Neptune - Gaily Gumbo (Kid on a Mission)
Meadow - Vivi (one of the mascots)
Arthur - Kivi (the other mascot)
Dawn - Only Mimi
Atara - if you ask her, she was Esther HaMalka. If you ask my other kids, she was Queen Elizabeth (Kid on a Mission)
Chuck - President Moe Robbins (Mr. President)
We hosted my in-laws for the seuda which was really nice. Until my husband left at precisely bedtime to go to his yeshiva seuda.
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HAPPY PURIM!!
Today we begin celebrating the powerful divine intervention on behalf of Queen Esther & Mordechai and the overturning of the wicked plot of Haman. To celebrate this defeat of evil, Jews and Christian’s around the world celebrate the festival of Purim!
This is the Hebrew month of Adar where there is an open Heaven to petition the Almighty for favor and divine intervention in our lives! Just as Mordechai discovered the wicked plot of Haman to annihilate the Jewish people, The Lord is exposing wicked plots of evil people and is turning the table’s against them.
Just as Esther called corporate 3 day fast before she approached the King, believers around the world have been fasting and praying and believing God for His miraculous divine intervention with the Psalm 64 Decree. Today and during this month the story of Esther and the defeat of Haman aligns with and converges with the Psalm 64 where the Lord SUDDENLY shoots His arrow to expose and defeat those who plot crimes and attack the innocent!
Today around the world we ask you to petition the Most High God to destroy all evil plots against the innocent and to turn the tables on the wicked.
We know that many of you have been fighting battles behind the scenes that no one knows about. And we as a Global community have been fighting against evil agendas that have oppressed the innocent. Now is the time for Complete Victory!
“The time approached for the king’s order and decree to be carried out, the day when the enemies of the Jews hoped to overpower them. But, as it turned out, the opposite took place — the Jews overpowered those who hated them. Thus, on the thirteenth day of the twelfth month, the month of Adar, the Jews assembled in their cities throughout all the provinces of King Achashverosh to attack anyone who tried to do them harm; and no one was able to withstand them; because all the peoples were afraid of them.”
Esther 9:1-2 CJB
Thus says the Lord: “In a time of favor I have answered you; in a day of salvation I have helped you; I will keep you and give you as a covenant to the people, to establish the land, to apportion the desolate heritages,”
Isaiah 49:8 ESV
“For thus says the Lord: “Even the captives of the mighty shall be taken, and the prey of the tyrant be rescued, for I will contend with those who contend with you, and I will save your children. I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh, and they shall be drunk with their own blood as with wine. Then all flesh shall know that I am the Lord your Savior, and your Redeemer, the Mighty One of Jacob.”
Isaiah 49:25-26 ESV
“They support each other’s evil plans; they talk of hiding snares and ask, “Who would see them?” They search for ways to commit crimes, bringing their diligent search to completion when each of them has thought it through in the depth of his heart. Suddenly God shoots them down with an arrow, leaving them with wounds; their own tongues make them stumble. All who see them shake their heads. Everyone is awestruck — they acknowledge that it is God at work, they understand what he has done. The righteous will rejoice in Adonai; they will take refuge in him; all the upright in heart will exult.”
Tehillim (Psa) 64:6-11 CJB
credit to Radiant Israel
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byrdierose · 1 year
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Sad times over. I made chicken soup and hamantaschen today!
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thotsandpreyers · 1 year
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🔻apple hamantaschen 🔺
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ronniefein · 1 year
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Although I love to experiment and create new recipes and riffs on the classics, this year I had a yen for plain old traditional apricot hamantashen. Check out the recipe in the profile or on my website, where you’ll find a few other variations on the hamantashen theme. Happy Purim. #hamantashen #apricot #lekvár #lekvar #apricothamantaschen #purim #purim2023 #jewishholidaycooking #jewishholidays #jewishholiday https://www.instagram.com/p/CpVHkiaLQdW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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