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Chag Pesach Semeach! I am spending Passover in a small German town (which is amazing except for the following reason) that has virtually no Jewish people and definitely no matzah. And, I have not touched nor seen a fruit or vegetable since arriving here 4 long days ago! So carbs are keeping me going, which means keeping kosher for Passover is unfortunately not an option. :(

Chag Pesach Sameach! And welcome a week full of Matzah.

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Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

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In light of that ask, to my fellow jumblr folks: reblog if you are Jewish and stand in solidarity with Muslims against Islamophobia and believe that it is ethically, morally, and religiously important to do so. Reblog if you, too, view this as part of the commandment to love your neighbor as yourself. ♡

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do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

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If they have the same taste in women, does that mean your mother liked women exactly like herself?

Uh??? The facts abt ur parents??? Whadda hell would u be open to doing more facts abt ur wild parents bc I love them

Sure! They’re very weird.

My dad regularly sings to my mom about how much he loves her while standing exactly in the way of whatever she’s trying to do

My parents didn’t marry until I was 4 and they regularly forget that they’re spouses. They generally refer to themselves as partners

My mom proposed to my dad by yelling at him from a room away that her taxes were fucked and they had to get married to which my father replied “this is how I always dreamed you’d ask me!” and pretending to swoon

My dad appears as an actor in the movie Swoon, supposedly an important piece of queer cinema 

My parents were both punks in their youth

When I came home for thanksgiving with a mohawk, unannounced, my mom started crying because I looked “so handsome” and “just like your dad” and kept petting my head 

My dad only says “that’s my boy” to me when I say something gay about men

My mom and dad have the same taste in women but opposite taste in men

One time we were watching a movie set in Chicago and my mom turned to my dad, and in the most sentimental mom voice, said “Chicago honey! We haven’t been there since the anarchist convention!” 

My dad worked on California’s weed legalization bill

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stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

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I saw a tiktok the other day of someone complaining about people using 24 hour time and saying it was a red flag…. like hello? First off, lots of people outside America use it because that’s just what their country does. But as for the people in America who are not in the military, or the healthcare field, it’s just honestly smarter. There’s no confusion on if someone means AM or PM, but also, it’s just so much nicer to acknowledge that the day is, in fact, 24 hours long. Idk I just feel like it makes so much more sense. Thoughts?

#military time #24 hour time #american mindset #it’s just honestly smarter

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This is a controversial opinion but I believe cops should be allowed at pride. Hear me out though:

1. I am very against ACAB because it’s lumping everyone who’s ever been a cop and everyone who will ever be a cop together, and yes it’s a profession, but it’s a profession based on helping people. LOTS of cops are bastards. But it’s not fair in any way to say all of them are. There are many people, ESPECIALLY outside the US, that are cops because they want everyone to be safer and that’s it. Outside of the US, cops have more training so they’re a lot better about not killing innocent people. But even in the US, there are still cops that are really good people.

2. Gay cops are still gay, and that’s what the pride parade is about. It’s not in any way about your profession. It’s about gender and sexuality and support. And people of any profession should be allowed to experience that.

3. Cops are honestly vital to some pride parades. Yes, they’re in charge of stopping traffic, but they’re also in charge of keeping everyone in that parade safe. Recently in my town, there was a protest because a very anti-LGBTQ group was having a meeting inside the public school (which by state law has to be allowed). HUNDREDS of people showed up to protest it. But there were also some people who didn’t like the protesters. Things would’ve gotten nasty if there wasn’t a cop there to ensure that there was no violence during the protest.

no cishets at pride! *spin kicks a grandma with a “I love my gay son” tshirt*

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Joe Locke and Kit Connor are my dads and no one can say otherwise

#heartstopper series #heartstopper #heartstopper comic #kit connor #joe locke #nick nelson #charlie spring

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Why are you jumblr assholes so fucking obsessed with atheists? My guess is you found a group of people more despised than you and decided to join in on the atheist bashing. And you can hate on with impunity because no one else cares about us. And you have this build in defense where if anyone calls you on your bullshit you can just cry “antisemitism” and shut down the discussion. Because no matter what you’re always the victims. And then you wonder why we hate you!

So you just found a random Jew to yell at? thats nice.

I don't think I've ever said anything about atheists, and indeed I myself am much more an atheist than I am a believer in a God.

any ways some classic antisemitism in here, lets see, all Jews are responsible for all other Jews, hmmm we got "all accusations of antisemitism are a cover for something else" and of course "how dare you make us hate you, look how much you deserve it!"

oh and also Jews spend 0% time thinking about you, you are not relevant to us, you do not matter, we don't care if you live or die, you are obsessed, as all antisemites are, with us, die mad about it.

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Note to self: remember to take a picture of my favorite gay comic for the start of pride

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stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog

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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

#🩷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈🫰✡️ #i’m gonna go be gay and jewish in scotland? #okay slay i guess

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I'm sorry but can I get the extra chapter from RWRB?

I have it reposted if you scroll down a little bit on my blog!

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Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

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I REALLY hope that as Heartstopper the show continues, Joe Locke grows his hair out. I think the best hair transformation I’ve ever seen for a character is Charlie through the comics, and I hope the continue it through the show (it probably won’t be long this season, but it might be later on).

#charlie spring #heartstopper #heartstopper season 2 #heartstopper comic #heartstopper series #joe locke #nick and charlie #heartstopper show

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My mom and I shared the bigger bathroom, and my dad got the bathroom that was in my parents bedroom. I always found it kinda weird, but whatever. Although his bathroom was the only one with a shower, so we had to use it anyways. But for using the toilet and getting ready, it was gendered.

Cause I heard that people actually did have gendered bathrooms in their houses and I'd love to know how popular that actually was. Please answer only if you actually had this split, not if you've seen it in others. I anticipate the rate will be skewed, but I think the results will be interesting nonetheless.

#bathroom #genderedbathrooms #now that i’m thinking about it this was a really weird way to split it