#pun dog

[so-idialed-9]

Spot the difference

#lt2 promo #pun dog #the cutest #louis tomlinson #louis and fans #chaos sprite on tour #ltwt22 #louis tomlinson smile

[canisalbus]

✦ All ears ✦

#sorry about being so syrupy #own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Vasco #Machete #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #modern au #gehtsis #Vasco has a penchant for dad jokes #Machete has heard every ear pun in existence

[ikiprian]

Clone’s Best Friend

“Cute dog!” the girl says. “What breed is he?”

“Uh,” blinks Kon. "Are you asking what breed Superdog is?"

“Uh, duh?”

Well. She’ll have to forgive him his stunned expression, ‘cause he doesn’t usually run into other dog walkers on this path. This is, of course, because “path” is used in the loosest sense, the one that connotates direction and not tread ground, and the “walk” bit is entirely inapplicable, with all of them currently flying one thousand feet above sea level.

“Cujo’s a rescue,” she continues, swinging her feet in the sky, “so we don’t know for sure, but my sister thinks part husky, part shar pei. Half-and-half, like me!”

Cujo is also, apparently, half green and half glowing. He wiggles happily in a play-bow. It’s very cute, except for the way he’s the size of a small house.

Krypto’s tough, though. He barks and chases his new friend through cloud cover. Gamely, Cujo flees. They frolic in the chilly condensation, occasionally poking a head out before diving back in, like a fox in a snowdrift.

Neither of them see anything surprising about this. It’s all good fun. And, well. Krypto’s always been a good judge of character.

Kon turns back to the girl and gives her a megawatt smile.

“He’s Kryptonian. Like me. But he looks like a white lab!”

#kon: fuck it. okay. hey i got some homemade dog treats. does cujo like pumpkin #potential dialogue additions to this include: ‘Oh! Well then I’m a rescue like Cujo!’; several puns on labs and being born from one; #and 'Are you saying you and the dog are the same species' #i just think the clones should be friends :) #something something The CloneTM experience and the way it intersects with The Teenage ExperienceTM could be a fun thing to bond over #also i think that cujo and dani should be besties. every clone needs a dog! #kipwrite #prompt #dpxdc #dcxdp #danielle fenton #dp cujo

[xuandostuff]

15 skk again, love his unfunny ass

#bungou stray dogs #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu #soukoku #skk #lame puns

[cub]

#twitter #elon musk #pun dog

[kikker-oma]

Sketch request 5 of 5, this one for @ordonianhero who requested Wars embarrassing Twilight in front of Ilia!

#wars only speaks in dog puns now #twilight is trapped by the goats #theres no escaping them to save his reputation #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu warriors #lu twilight #twilight princess #tp ilia #i freaking love those goats #lu fanart #illustration #my art

[storm--bound]

inspired by my last reblog

How much shit did Vincent give Sam for falling so hard and fast for Darlin? How did the phone calls go when Sam kept asking Vincent to babysit the new bloods? How many dog jokes were made everytime Vincent smelt the shifter on Sam after having to patch them up again?

#redacted audio #Redacted asmr #redacted sam #redacted darlin #redacted vincent #stormy speaks #I'm too tired to type put diolague rn so have this #I love me some good dog jokes when it comes to shifters #And Vincent is full of bad jokes and puns #He'd same some shit like “did you give the wolf your bone already” or some shit like that #You can clearly see who my favorite redacted character is

[souheki-lovechild]

ethereal beautiful meaningful soukoku and cringe fail loser soukoku are two concepts that can and should (and do) coexist

#'please cite your sources' #'gladly!' i say #handing them the entire manga collection and most of the light novels #'here you go!' #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #skk #soukoku #yes i love their breathtaking imagery and divine vibes #(puns entirely intended) #but i also love how absolutely fucking stupid and dumb they can be #they are beauty they are grace they are walking disasters #not disasters waiting to happen #eternally happening disasters #anyway #i am correct #argue with the wall

[maesonc-artistic-adventures]

Punny.

#my art #artist of tumblr #tumblr artist #doodles #sketchbook #colored pencils #fanart #loz fanart #loz link #warriors linked universe #lu warriors #twilight linked universe #lu twilight #twilight princess #hyrule warriors #look man Twilight is never gonna live this down #warriors will be making dog puns forever #it’s what any brother would do #it’s his civic duty to torment Twilight

[prokopetz]

I mean, given Tamsyn Muir’s creative influences, we can’t confidently rule out the possibility that the entire Locked Tomb series is just a very elaborate setup for an extremely stupid pun.

#media #literature #tamsyn muir #the locked tomb #tlt #last book last page the whole series turns out to be a shaggy dog story #gideon delivers the pun and the text just immediately ends

[gooboogy]

Animal style this time with peacock Jon and doggey Elias

#hc that dog elias uses dog puns and then coughs or clears his throat as if he simply mispoke lmao #gay cheesy villain #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #jon sims #elias bouchard #goobarts #art

[onejellyfishplease]

I wanna put unmutated Donnie in a tiny sweater…

How could you do this to him

#it was leo who put those boots on him #now he walks like when u put shoes on dogs #leo found it hilarious #Donnie did not #leo got bit so much #but he thinks that it was worth it #Mikey put him in a little turtle neck because… obviously #Leo was too busy trying to get the boots on Donnie to think of the pun #Raph just wants Donnie to be comfortable #and he know that Donnie loves hoodies #raph is now the only brother Donnie appreciates #rottmnt #unmutated donnie asks #unmutated Donnie au #rottmnt Donnie #anon asks #unmutated Donnie doodles

[romulusfuckingroy]

one thing that I don’t think the succession writers necessarily intended (ESPECIALLY jesse armstrong) but I’m forever grateful to them for is fully fleshing out Roman’s sexual dysfunction in the narrative.

like they could’ve just had it be a one- or two-off joke, or quietly let it go away in the background. this is how so many other works treat it when a (male) character has sexual hangups, can’t fuck, etc. but they didn’t. yes it gets played for laughs, and yes it’s not always the focus of his story, but it’s always an intrinsic part of his character, which is rarely done in shows and movies and almost never done well.

when Roman is trying to force himself to fuck Tabitha, when he can’t seem to get the setting and factors right to go through with it, I recognized it. when he admitted to Gerri that he knew he probably wouldn’t be able to fuck her, but he really just wanted to try, I felt it.

there are characters who aren’t interested in sex. there are characters with complicated relationships with sex. but this was one of the first characters I’ve seen that shows what it’s like to want sex but be unable to do it, or do it the way they want, or make their body cooperate, or get out of their own head. maybe I’m just clueless or overdramatic but I genuinely never considered that my complicated feelings about sex could ever be portrayed with the grace and sympathy that succession gives Roman (when they’re not dogging him for it. This is the familial abuse show after all).

anyway that’s just my two cents, as a similarly fucked up person when it comes to sex

#finn.txt #succession #roman roy #writeup #I guess? #is this tmi about me? oh well #also pun fully intended when I said ‘dogging’ him

[yridenergyridenergy]

The signed card that Kyo left at the Tower Records store in Sendai. Photo by DADADAi32

Here are some more doodles that he drew for people too:

Thanks to kggg_deg17, nemuiyou33 and n_sixx666 on Twitter

#京 #Kyo #Dir en grey #drawing #art #pun #dog #autograph #sign #The Devil In Me

[funbearer]

#dog #dogs #doggo #doggos #pun

[skiploom]

happy love day from ur fave lieutenant!! 🌹💕

#columbo #lieutenant columbo #dog! #my art #I love you lovecore columbo!!!! #my friend found the perfect detective pun but originally it was a Police Pun lol glad it was changed..