#protein is protein

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

yeah okay I'm finally sick of vampire fangs. give those fuckers a blood-sucking proboscis mosquito style

#instead of retractable fangs retractable tongues that unfurl and pierce your jugular #and also only the female of the species drinks blood bc she needs the protein for egg laying

[klauw22]

my beloved (rock) munch

#venture #overwatch #one chance #i am begging #shaking #on my knees #i will drink their sweat like a protein shake #fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr

[formicarum-rex]

no middle ground. i know that even if you mostly use it as one way there are probably situations where you'd use it the other way too. what is your knee-jerk instinct?

#inspired by a convo with a friend #i consider fish to always be meat #a dish that has meat could have fish as the only protein #a dish not having meat means there isnt any fish either #(but i know in religious contexts it sometimes isnt considered as meat. ex friday fasts)

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

hi winterfield nation r u still alive

#ethan winters #chris redfield #winterfield #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #chris gets a entire carton of eggs to himself #he needs protein #rose has scrambled #ethan has over easy #and chris gets 7 sunny side up eggs

[testoster0ne]

logan

#strong #masculine #fit #aesthetic #male #physique #lean #shredded #jacked #protein #disciplined #muscular #video

[rubikor]

old lady appreciation!

#genshin impact #madame ping #this beatle battle event was such a banger omg i love love love it #kuki yanfei itto xiangling guoba thatbgrandmaster kid!!! #and madame ping mentioned! #this old lady fed yanfei’s onikabuto with pure protein #i love her for that

[dude-daily]

#protein master #muscle #hunk #jock #male model #bodybuilder #fitness #alpha jock

[mmag-translations]

Twitter

Commissioned by Anonymous

#fun fact 5 protein and iron total to 100k pokedollars #carmine pokemon #pokemon carmine #kieran pokemon #pokemon kieran #pokemon sv #pokemon #commission #anonymous #nato nigi #short

[catmask]

what is it about trying to learn health facts or hygeine or body care that after a certain point it tailspins into online fanaticism. why does my mom believe gut health powders meditation and sunlight mean she will never die or age. girl i just want to find a good yogurt brand

#we're trying different yogurts bc our kid (also has autism) is super super food picky #moreso than i ever was as a kid #forrest never had issues with food more sensory things like sound and heat/textile stuff #whereas i was super super picky BUT. i was always introduced to something of at least diff food groups #so even if i onyl atelike 6 things id always have One vegetable. One probiotic. One protein source. u get the deal #we only recently got our kid to start eating fish sticks and chicken and even beef! #so hes got protein down. before he only at chips and frozen mini pizzas. like thats literally it #and he eats bananas and strawberries. we got him vitamin/protein drinks for the time being so hes not nutrient deficient #and he likes those theyre chocolate #but we're trying to find a yogurt he doesnt mind bc he doesnt have like. any. digestive or fiber ro like anything ot help him #i dont want him to feel sick and sluggish all the time . we've had a lot of success with the drinkable yogurts #but talking abuot this made my mom start talking about gut health.......

[kyannnite]

murderous tendencies be damned my boy can work a violin

#aka finished that erik wip today #you may ask. kaya why do you use the same color pallet for everything. and i will reply with: because i like it and i can #are the squiggles sound or are they secondary structure proteins the world will never know #this is what i get for coloring during cell and molecular bio #phantom of the opera #poto #erik phantom of the opera #erik poto #erik the phantom #phantom of the opera art #my art tag

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time. #it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning) #and tuna from a can. #and plain pasta. #if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day #bc its super easy to make: #boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta. #put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste. #the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note: #this began as a Bolognese sauce. #and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too. #somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful. #but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl #slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top #molto bene #(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability) #(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps) #(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.) #(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.) #(.... i'm 5.2. so.)

[testoster0ne]

kenno

#yummy #masculine #scruffy #testosterone #cowboy #gains #alpha #dad #protein #snack #male #vitamin d #video

[wellen-katze]

'A moment of disgust to force myself through'

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #fanart #digital art #astarion #doodle #proteins

[ryllen]

Please don't put those two together in the same category, the wizard said ...

#sdv #stardew valley #sdv alex #sdv farmer #sdv wizard #sdv rasmodius #stardew alex #stardew rasmodius #stardew farmer #stardew wizard #stardew valley alex #stardew valley rasmodius #stardew valley farmer #stardew valley wizard #i have a friend who said they only ate unseasoned chicken in daily basis #and then protein powder feels like some kind of wizard elixir doesn't it #1.6 SPOILERS #fanart #but i guess everyone also has strange 'rituals' of their own

[kristensdexscore]

kristen may not be the favourite of any of the bad kids' parents, but i KNOW lydia barkrock loves that girl with her whole heart!!!

#she def asks ragh how shes doing like daily #and makes her extra extra lunch #and teaches her how to make protein shakes that don't taste like death #lydia barkrock #kristen applebees #kdex posting #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy